He Almost Hit Me

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  • Опубліковано 5 лис 2024

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  • @J117-x7l
    @J117-x7l 7 років тому +151

    If you go to 7:06 you can see two straight guys doing straights things.😂

  • @schigara
    @schigara 7 років тому +27

    In 2006, GSP busted me for 116 in a 55 on I-20 coming off 75 and he clocked me at 116 as I crested the hill after entering I-20 east and he lost sight of me and I never saw him. It was 3AM and I was above 160 until I got close to my exit at Candler Rd which is where he finally caught up to me after I had slowed down to about 100 and he snuck up on me. When I say he snuck up on me, I saw his blue lights come on about the same time he nudged my right knee with his front bumper which scared the shit out of me! I immediately held up my right hand(throttle hand) and slowed to the left emergency lane to show that I was not about to run. I was honest with him and told him I was well above what he clocked me at before losing sight of me so instead of being arrested and impounding my 2000 ZX7R, he cited me for 116 in a 55 and let me ride on to my exit and home.
    2 weeks later, I was in Dekalb county court and was given the option of a $1000 fine and 2 days in jail or opt for not guilty and a state trial. Guess which one I chose. A few weeks after that I was in state court hearing all kinds of horrible stuff about robbery and abuse and aggravated assault and not a single speeding citation. When I finally get called before the judge for my 116 in a 55mph ticket, he asks why I was going so fast and I answered I was having a little fun on my sports bike late at night to which he replied that he was a motorcycle rider as well and Implied my case was wasting his time. He said, and I will never forget this, "give me $400 and get out of my court". I paid the man.

    • @Jeff_the_ApocalypticGameCat
      @Jeff_the_ApocalypticGameCat 7 років тому +2

      lol Shit.
      I got busted busted doing 99 in a 55 last year, late at night, on my way to work (just having fun; not running late). He finally caught up to me in a 45 zone, doing around 110 (On a Ninja 300 lol), and did about the same thing with me that yours did. He flies past me at probably 125 or so, and my first thought is, "...Is someone trying to race me...??" And then he gets in front of me, cuts his lights on, and my heart sinks.
      We come to a very hard stop; he talks to me for a minute, shows more concern for my safety than what laws I'd broken, and tells me he's an ex-biker, and how he's ridden all kinds, and he was very understanding. He ended up citing me for 65 in a 55, set my court date 3 months off to give me plenty of time to get the money, and I paid somewhere around $180. Oh, also, I didn't even have a motorcycle permit. I got it shortly afterward, before going to court, and he ended up throwing that ticket out.
      I see a lot of people talking about "the coolest cop ever," but that guy takes the cake. lol

    • @chrisalexio5616
      @chrisalexio5616 7 років тому

      Duc Rider I wanna call bullshit soOoOoo bad , but you took you're time to write this so I have to agree I guess ..

    • @schigara
      @schigara 7 років тому +2

      CHris........Nothing was embellished or exaggerated.

    • @robotcretor13579
      @robotcretor13579 6 років тому

      Man y'all be lucky af, got pulled over doing 81 on a 75... Texas ST :\

  • @Dankwheelie
    @Dankwheelie 7 років тому +249

    Damn you got me yanking it every intro now

  • @youngtrucker2555
    @youngtrucker2555 7 років тому +271

    Dan wanna see more than just that bussa lean😂😈

    • @dtxgmoney
      @dtxgmoney 7 років тому +37

      The Gaming Noob I don’t think she’s a lesbian tho.

    • @antwangordon8422
      @antwangordon8422 7 років тому +3

      G Money 😁

    • @cvgraf0381
      @cvgraf0381 7 років тому +2

      The Gaming Noob lmao same

    • @ALANatWork
      @ALANatWork 7 років тому +1

      So's Dan? So....

  • @natedoggg4955
    @natedoggg4955 7 років тому +11

    2:34 Dan “I’m gonna pass you on the next straight”
    Me “please don’t pass her I beg you”

  • @Soulja125Gaming
    @Soulja125Gaming 7 років тому +345

    Dan is censoring his videos so he can make more money for the H2? 🤔

    • @dtxgmoney
      @dtxgmoney 7 років тому +41

      Soulja125Gaming Dan is censoring his videos because UA-cam is on a demobilizing spree.

    • @skyecase5968
      @skyecase5968 7 років тому +34

      Dan is censoring his videos so he can continue to do this for a living

    • @ohhatu8081
      @ohhatu8081 7 років тому +11

      G Money
      " *Demobilizing* spree"
      Wait what, did youtube prepare for war? I mean, I know I don't follow youtube drama, but it's that bad?

    • @Tdfcjc808
      @Tdfcjc808 7 років тому

      Soulja125Gaming he's not censoring shit he only gets like 1/5 words 😂😂

    • @duncandehulst2016
      @duncandehulst2016 7 років тому +3

      Soulja125Gaming can you blame him? If he'd ever want to afford a damn h2 he has to xD

  • @duncan9168
    @duncan9168 7 років тому +220

    dam blair is thicc af ;D

    • @locosychocrazy1
      @locosychocrazy1 7 років тому +3

      You must be jealous. Jealous bitch in the house!

    • @roroguapo3
      @roroguapo3 7 років тому +1

      Bud JOOOOOOSEY

  • @XOoMinnie
    @XOoMinnie 7 років тому +1

    Those soldiers coming home videos makes me bawl too. One time I stayed up all night watching those videos and I was just bawling my eyes out.

  • @brxccxli9609
    @brxccxli9609 7 років тому +224

    "lesbian biker almost gets hit" would have been a title and gotten more views

    • @brxccxli9609
      @brxccxli9609 7 років тому +1

      Chillin With Chris it's a joke you fucking moron

    • @valtteri1520
      @valtteri1520 7 років тому +4

      brxccxli "Feminist lesbian gets raped by a straight white male" no age restriction, not demotized and more views.

    • @valtteri1520
      @valtteri1520 7 років тому

      Atticus Reid :D What white mail (sry probably autocorrect, I just got this phone)

  • @toilergspot8397
    @toilergspot8397 7 років тому +73

    Please ride behind the spicy senorita on the busa more often 👀

  • @Edgypenguin
    @Edgypenguin 7 років тому +3

    When he said " a lesser rider would have crashed... or a better rider" i thought a yammi noob logo was about to pop up for sure

  • @Vashtizzle1215
    @Vashtizzle1215 7 років тому +17

    Guy came sliding straight into Dans DM's lol

  • @cxwrld
    @cxwrld 7 років тому

    I will admit i'm digging the new intro, sure the old ones were great but i'm glad Dan is still improving his content!

  • @dowayne09
    @dowayne09 7 років тому +24

    that intro thooo.. lit

  • @shadon9183
    @shadon9183 7 років тому +22

    that girl has a nice personality

  • @dylancagle885
    @dylancagle885 7 років тому

    So glad the intros are back, but seriously clean you're camera lense, I have noticed spots sooo much lately lol

  • @eric8354
    @eric8354 7 років тому

    Best video openers, by far for any youtuber it gets me so hype

  • @brickson98m
    @brickson98m 6 років тому

    I did the same thing he did to a buddy once. Didn't realize he was gonna stop and almost clipped him. My bike got sideways but all those days riding dirt bikes saved my ass cause I knew how to keep it up.

  • @future_r1_rider920
    @future_r1_rider920 7 років тому

    Can we please get a 5 minute video just like the intro? That shit got me hyped up. Nothing like a high speed bike edit video

  • @jamiedean5106
    @jamiedean5106 7 років тому

    DUDEEE this is the 7th time I've seen the intro and I fucking love it so much. Fantastic editing with the song Dan

    • @zer0is387
      @zer0is387 5 років тому

      I have a question do you know the sog i need to know

  • @usMarinecuv902
    @usMarinecuv902 7 років тому

    9:35 I had a similar thought a week ago on the highway doing 80 with one of those flatbed tow trucks that tilt.
    I was thinking. "I could die, but it would be really cool" I decided that my mom would be pissed and I didn't do it, but it would still be cool. lol

  • @seinfeld11123
    @seinfeld11123 7 років тому

    why dont you have a flex fuel sensor on the vette? run E85 you make 30% extra HP EASY and its safer.

  • @PitBull4004
    @PitBull4004 7 років тому +2

    Love the videos. But it's 2017 man, time to start including in the video all the Sena audio (or whatever headset you use) from these convos like Jake, BxD, Arson and a few others do on group rides so we can tell what's going on lol Really improves videos

  • @upsidedowndog1256
    @upsidedowndog1256 7 років тому

    You reminded me why the only group rides I do are with my wife and no other riders. Plus where I live the life expectancy of most sportbikes is measured in days and not years except mine.

  • @xxATR0CITY
    @xxATR0CITY 7 років тому +1

    You should put the do it with dan graphic at the end of new intro too. It's sick

  • @Choco_-qv4zc
    @Choco_-qv4zc 7 років тому

    Honestly one of my favorite videos from you

  • @IAMTHECABOOSE
    @IAMTHECABOOSE 7 років тому +1

    This censoring is MUCH better than the beeping

  • @christopherpierce9465
    @christopherpierce9465 7 років тому

    I love your videos! But your intro is the best thing ever specially when it fades to the burnout!! I replay it 50 times best intro ever. Keep up the great work Dan hopefully I win something as well buying my first bike soon:)

  • @ashley953
    @ashley953 7 років тому

    Dude soldiers coming home videos hit me hard asf

  • @PyroIsMight
    @PyroIsMight 3 роки тому

    i like to imagine they dont have any com devices, its just dan talking to himself

  • @michaelkennedy8294
    @michaelkennedy8294 7 років тому +1

    Hey dude I'm really digging the audio drops instead of the beeps. They were a lil annoying.

  • @hunterj2253
    @hunterj2253 7 років тому +5

    One of dans video next month. "I'm dating a busa bro"

  • @soullessiv5258
    @soullessiv5258 7 років тому +2

    3:50 Dan gets flustered when he sees the booty

  • @andywright5147
    @andywright5147 7 років тому +1

    It doesn't make sense that Dan can afford an H2 while Jake is feeding his family at soup kitchens. What the hell UA-cam?

  • @imagiraffe2636
    @imagiraffe2636 7 років тому +3

    Lol. Lunar eclips. DAN ITS A SOLAR ECLIPSE

  • @WayneBretsky86
    @WayneBretsky86 7 років тому

    What camera are you using? Clarity and color looks awesome!

  • @nateconroy6598
    @nateconroy6598 7 років тому +2

    I love the new intro so damn much

  • @ndawg2579
    @ndawg2579 7 років тому +4

    ***SOLAR ECLIPSE***

  • @mannydcbianco
    @mannydcbianco 7 років тому

    It always makes me happy whenever I see girls/women riding motorcycles. Not enough women riding motorcycles, man.

  • @bradtidball5206
    @bradtidball5206 7 років тому +1

    Dan, if you're not already, you've gotta go after that girl. XD

  • @motogordo1903
    @motogordo1903 7 років тому +1

    Dan, I think we need a one on one feature with Blair. Wow!

  • @alexclough1652
    @alexclough1652 7 років тому

    Dan never gets particularly far over considering the roads he rides, not hating just something ive noticed

  • @justmrs1mps0n58
    @justmrs1mps0n58 7 років тому

    that intro burnout is clean af in slow-mo

  • @davew3880
    @davew3880 7 років тому

    91 in a 45 where I'm from you get slapped with attempted manslaughter

  • @jdr214
    @jdr214 7 років тому +1

    Hopefully getting a 250 tomorrow :) Time to learn to ride!

  • @ArduinoAlan
    @ArduinoAlan 7 років тому +1

    When did you get a ticket?

  • @pedrosousa720
    @pedrosousa720 7 років тому

    You got the most badass intro of UA-cam

  • @DJOneArm
    @DJOneArm 7 років тому

    I'm enjoying the new intro. Digital fist bump.

  • @quickhandcam8596
    @quickhandcam8596 7 років тому

    "A lesser rider would have crashed... or a better rider"
    I see what you did there :P

  • @PlayStation2014-e3n
    @PlayStation2014-e3n 7 років тому +6

    3:50 Dan lost for words 😂🍑

  • @UhRageQuit
    @UhRageQuit 7 років тому

    I swear these videos make my day better

  • @MisterHugz
    @MisterHugz 5 років тому

    What do you guys use to communicate to each other? just straight phone call or is a proper like intercom helmet mic thing? Currently do phone calls myself but when in bigger groups its hard to do haha

  • @maskdavid1991
    @maskdavid1991 7 років тому

    Dan do you usually film with the GoPro on superview? Cheers

  • @Huskiesdj
    @Huskiesdj 7 років тому +6

    Get with the bussa chick dan! Show her your pickle!

  • @raymondmusholt7167
    @raymondmusholt7167 7 років тому +7

    Dan she is PERFECT for you

  • @joeschmoe6310
    @joeschmoe6310 7 років тому +1

    *Rest In Peace Rich Piana* gonna miss you man....god damnit

  • @bradenmiles1298
    @bradenmiles1298 7 років тому +94

    IM PICKLE RIICK!!

  • @FetusK1cker
    @FetusK1cker 7 років тому +1

    The girl on the busa is E X T R A T H I C C

  • @HiberNater504
    @HiberNater504 6 років тому

    Damnit Dan, now that song from tony hawk pro skater is stuck in my head and i can't stop singing it!

  • @surreal9558
    @surreal9558 7 років тому

    Damn, dan's channel been growing quick lol.

  • @brickson98m
    @brickson98m 6 років тому

    "You wanna pull offffffffff" "you wanna hit thisssssss"

  • @habbosand300
    @habbosand300 7 років тому

    idk if you ever said it on a prew video buuuuut what is the intro song called ?????? :D

  • @ultimummedia7799
    @ultimummedia7799 7 років тому +4

    Thick thighs, rides a busa, big behind, blonde... dan, you better get ya some of that buddy!

  • @dawrathofgod9372
    @dawrathofgod9372 7 років тому

    Dayum!!! The Blair Thicc Project!! Hey girl!!!

  • @Gerell25
    @Gerell25 7 років тому +1

    Dan and a busa girl?? Lets go boys

  • @soNso2
    @soNso2 7 років тому

    DAN your your ideal of busa's riders harley riders and & shinko tires just shows your very little time riding anything. Just have fun & stop thinking your on the cuttin edge of all cool & what's right now.. Be Safe Lil Dude.

  • @Tigerric3
    @Tigerric3 7 років тому +1

    why are they all in t-shirts though ...

  • @culeros911
    @culeros911 7 років тому +1

    loving that intro

  • @Darklink2023
    @Darklink2023 7 років тому

    dude, i thought i was the only one that love tht song
    you know, supermaan

  • @FaZeMandTaZeM
    @FaZeMandTaZeM 7 років тому

    dan just figured I'd say that I've been really loving your content lately, 👍

  • @blairpryor1248
    @blairpryor1248 7 років тому +1

    Blair's Hayabusa is nice! I love that color!

  • @AmonWasTaken
    @AmonWasTaken 7 років тому

    Man I love this new Intro!

  • @nickanthis6397
    @nickanthis6397 7 років тому

    intro is fire af Dan love it

  • @NinjaofNi9ht
    @NinjaofNi9ht 7 років тому +3

    Dan, in total honesty, please fucking date Blair. The blonde on the orange Busa. Not only do you deserve love man, but you could also ride together and shit. Anyways, love ya dude, no homo,

  • @aaronsantos3366
    @aaronsantos3366 7 років тому

    what kinda pipes do you have on the magna it sounds good

  • @ShaNicAify
    @ShaNicAify 7 років тому

    Its so good when you can hear only 1 of 4 people.

  • @808Affliction
    @808Affliction 7 років тому

    Your friends are all squidding except for you! Good Danny boy

  • @andrewsprague3855
    @andrewsprague3855 7 років тому

    Ah crap! 91 in a 45. I bet you were on that desolate stretch towards Emerson.

  • @MrDrakenhoff
    @MrDrakenhoff 7 років тому

    WHO IS THAT GUY @7:35 WITH THE ORANGE CUSTOM SUZUKI GS500F CONVERTED INTO A NAKED/STREETFIGHTER BIKE?! HE'S DONE THE EXACT SAME THING AS I'VE DONE TO MY BIKE!!! FAM!?

  • @christopher8472
    @christopher8472 7 років тому

    3:16, how did you know the cop was ahead? Audio not synced?

  • @shedman7306
    @shedman7306 7 років тому +1

    Idk if it was me or someone else you got the silencing out idea from but thanks anyways

  • @justinstapleton376
    @justinstapleton376 6 років тому

    Dan if you think JD's is good you need to try Big Shanty BBQ they've been voted top ten in GA for five years running.

  • @pepperthecanadian
    @pepperthecanadian 7 років тому

    The amount of bass that your intro has.. Jesus.

  • @lukereno1216
    @lukereno1216 7 років тому +1

    RKO outta nowhere

  • @alexanderdeluca2227
    @alexanderdeluca2227 7 років тому +1

    Is that naked bike a gs500 with a gs500f headlight? Lol I used to have the exact same thing but in black

    • @seanplaystoomuch
      @seanplaystoomuch 7 років тому

      Alexander DeLuca its a gs500f I just took all the plastic off and kept the headlight :)

    • @alexanderdeluca2227
      @alexanderdeluca2227 7 років тому

      ani does it that's exactly what I did!

  • @xtmracer91
    @xtmracer91 7 років тому

    why would you guys just stop in the middle of the road ?

  • @fikifiki7995
    @fikifiki7995 7 років тому

    I LOVE THE INTRO WOOOW

  • @keeko149345678
    @keeko149345678 7 років тому

    That was Swift Cantrell Park, btw.

  • @F87_Frank
    @F87_Frank 7 років тому

    Just imagine if it was yammi noob, you'd turn into a yellow Porsche and be insta killed

  • @Darkman0198
    @Darkman0198 7 років тому +1

    woah be careful dan you were going all yammie noob in those corners man you could've smoked a porsche.

  • @power5536
    @power5536 7 років тому

    I died at the trump clip "bong bing bing"

  • @Mr_TheBusiness
    @Mr_TheBusiness 7 років тому +1

    Yo when u r riding with a group like that can we get there voice? That would be cool

  • @John-ot8rw
    @John-ot8rw 7 років тому

    i wish we could hear the banter like he used to do

  • @BassWhoopinFishingTeam
    @BassWhoopinFishingTeam 7 років тому

    Is dan still in texas? Does anyone know if he's okay from the hurricane?

  • @daemoninkubus
    @daemoninkubus 7 років тому +1

    Cool intro bruh!

  • @jessehowell5666
    @jessehowell5666 7 років тому

    SEND IT DAN

  • @dunkindoggies4410
    @dunkindoggies4410 7 років тому +2

    What was the intro music?

  • @quirkedupknightboy
    @quirkedupknightboy 7 років тому

    Keep up the good work dude

  • @frankieh9233
    @frankieh9233 7 років тому

    i think we all agree that we need Blair's information and social media accounts. LIKE so dan can share her IG with us

  • @robinnyman5513
    @robinnyman5513 7 років тому +1

    Name of the into song??