@Generic Name every time the subject views a baby, whether it be a newborn, infant, or toddler, will immediatly loose concious control of its physical body and proceed to hunt down the baby and physically violate it. Even if the baby is viewed within a photo, SCP-690 will hunt it down. The target baby will now be classified as SCP-690-2 There are no known materials that can physically stop SCP-690.
@@fehokohuavi3436 yeah, but that’s like my favorite piece of vampire lore bcuz it was introduced alongside garlic and wooden stakes (Bram Stoker’s Dracula) but no one ever remembers it
Danger really depends on what lvl of vampire and from what mythology, since you can have a vampire that will literally instantly turn to ash in contact with sunlight, or have a all powerful being that can fly, hypnotize, and even turn others into lower class vampires
We should really get that crossover going. Maybe have like both streamers and their respective chats playing Mario Party or something? Although Doug's chat has more experience with that...
same, I work with old people and I don't go anyplace before like 10 at night. I don't think it'd be possible for me to even see a baby within 6 months of this post. I might update it when i finally see a baby for posterity.
Well, if a vampire is in a village, the only thing you have to do is not invite them inside, because vampires can't enter a house if they are not invited
20:37 I appreciate the constraint from saying "among us". He could have unleashed a monster Also, vampires turning people into livestock only comes from some more extremist vampire societies. There are ways to synthesize human blood that could allow the afflicted to live among us with no harm done to anyone. With time and SCIENCE, the synthetic blood could become much more appealing, possibly changing the vampiric DNA to not even crave human blood anymore. Perhaps even going so far as letting vampires once again walk in sunlight while retaining their powers.
need to do scenarios where 'no' has to be against something really simple so its not always 'yes' trying to defend absurd things and 'no' saying "you'd die".
I would say yes, mainly because my routine I do for life makes it so I rarely see babies, since I also shop at later at night, I could get away with it for a major part of my life
in a room, a vampire would be more dangerous than a werewolf. you can stay with a werewolf in a room for every night as long as it's not full moon, and they'll probably appreciate your company since most feel like outsiders anyway and are hermit by choice. A vampire tho only has to be a little thirsty and you're done for. also most vamps are pretty narcissistic
@@DaKingKayden I mean if we can cherry pick... then lets pick a case where the werewolf has perfectly free will as some do. Now the thing which needs human blood is back to being more threatening.
@@artimus4198idk your comment didn't make any sense, like ofc a vampire is dangerous when it's around, it's a effing vampire so how does that prove anything about the debate whether or not it would be more dangerous than a werewolf
Depends on what constitutes a slap, but I'd probably slap a baby for 10k. Hell just go to live in the trailer park, come to am agreement with meth head moms. Lemme slap that baby and I give you 1k lmao
I feel like a werewolf is more of a serious threat because they run around breaking through homes and mercilessly slaughtering everything they see, but all vampires usually do is drink blood and they don't usually drink enough to actually kill someone. If it was just scaling their power then it would be even more unfair because a werewolf would rip a vampire to shreds
Don't know why werewolves get such a bad rep. Werewolves don't go 'rabid' during a full moon, they go back to their primal states of being which is just the equivalent of a super jacked wolf. If you bond enough with them they'll probably curl up at your feet, and if you're scared about getting eaten you can just feed them beforehand. Now vampires only form covens with other vampires, so there's no chance for the same negotiation there
Werewolves weakness is a rare metal, and a lot of people choose gold over silver. Vampires are colossal Bed Bugs that can be driven back by holy water in a dollar store humidifier and Arabic food.
@@commscan314 I don't think I see radioactive metals on the daily, at the least. But you also need to special order/create bullets made of silver, and silver isn't cheap.
@@TokiRoMorbii who said you need solid silver bullets. You could easily rig a silver plaiting set up at home. $20 of silver would go a long way Plating bullet
Didn’t the people that voted ‘no’ argument for Sasquatches have the same thought process as the British had when they were colonising the entire world, they were talking about their “simple minds” and “primitivism” because they had different values, even though different values aren’t bad, it just leads to more diverse thinking. They were just being speciesist.
werewolf would win the "who is more dangerous" fight because moonlight is just reflected sunlight, which means if a werewolf isnt in a room with no windows, they will be wolf mode and if a vampire isnt in a room with no windows, they will simply be a pile of ashes. the only time either will be able to safely leave their homes is during an eclipse if they live in the right spot.
I asked my family the sasquatch question. Grandma (a lawyer): said yes. Mother (a teacher): said no. Sister (a journalist): said government would be against it but the people would allow it. Father: said yes. Me: I say yes. General consensus: yes. Also on the vampire topic, vampires can't enter your house or wherever you live unless you allow them.
Werewolves can self-isolate to prevent harm. They can go out into the wilderness during the full moon. A vampire has no other choice but to drink human blood, so they'll harm you no matter what. A werewolf is perfectly happy to rip apart deer in the woods instead of people in the village. Plus the full moon is something consistent which can be planned around.
As someone who work in construction, we use babies for the foundation of buildings to save on concrete so all I'm saying is my hands will be red and swollen, but I'll be rich
A fact not discussed by chat that could have swayed the final decision is that according to official vampire lore, a vampire cannot enter your home with expressed permission.
I would ever slap a baby... BUT, you said every time you *SEE* a baby, what if you blindfold yourself every time you go outside? Or when you need to babysit you could wear two eyepatches.
1:30 would I have to repeatedly slap my child every time I see him or just once? That is the question, because if it’s everytime that poor dude is gonna be-
The catorcegatos person was my favorite. Very sensible, reasonable, and can actually bring great points (unlike others). I would love to see more of them, perfect debate material. 7:00
Classical Vampires are a type of revenant (somewhere between a spooky ghost and a corpse) and not only are they absolutely DTF they have an incentive to keep humans alive, whereas even a single Werewolf would both terrorise and devastate a town or village over decades until everyone has either left or died. Werewolves in classical mythology are cursed by deities, a creature nigh impossible to kill that revels in butchery and consumption, they aren't constrained by the full-moon, and are more akin to a marauding blight that brings forth a grim festival of gore and suffering. Absolutely no fun, frowny face.
you can scare off vamps with intriquate designs .. like a cross or even a cartoon sun . i say scare off , but what i mean is that vampires are nerds that measure things
Assuming you live in a village, the vampire can just find any one person to satiate their thirst and they’re no longer a threat until they’ve got an appetite again. Even you live in a village with just 100 people, that’s only a 1% chance that *you* are in any danger. In fact, it’s entirely possible a vampire wouldn’t even need HUMAN blood and could just feed off any livestock they see. Also, considering the fact that blood is so low in nutrients and calories, so much so that drinking HALF your body weight is necessary to even live off of such a lifestyle, then (since they are smart) vampires would probably transform into vampire bats while they drink up so that they don’t have to drink around 100 pounds worth of blood, and can instead get away with just 20 grams. And if they do transform into vampire bats while they dig in (considering vampire bats can drink blood for half an HOUR without their host waking up), chances are, you wouldn’t even notice. Hell, vampires aren’t even dangerous during the day. If you do live in some rural village, it wouldn’t be too difficult to begin a nocturnal lifestyle, if you’re paranoid. That said, even if werewolves only transform on a full moon, it will still transform about once a month, which is more than enough to become an unfathomably immense threat. Utter havoc wreaked upon every human, animal, and object it sees just because it can, until the werewolf is physically incapable of continuing. One werewolf could easily muck over half our humble village of 100 in just one night. Since full moons last three days, you’d have to deal with said massacres three times a month, so about 36 of these a year. Once again assuming you lived in the previous village of 100, then enough babies could not realistically be produced to replace everyone, nor would they be able to grow old enough to reproduce in time, and the population would die out in probably about a year if you’re EXTREMELY lucky. Even if you happened to get a very nice werewolf, it would still have no problem killing what it needs to in order to survive, which is probably much more damage caused than what a vampire could ever do. Now I have no experience in eating humans and I’m not about to be put on a list for researching it, but I’d guess that a werewolf would probably need to eat at least one person a day. That would be 36 people a year. It would be possible to live through this, however the odds are still very much not in your favor. If the wolf is physically unable to eat people for whatever reason, it’ll target livestock instead, which it would likely need more of to satiate its hunger, considering it may have evolved to rely on humans that are chock-full of calories. Regardless of who it’s eating, it’s not a good situation to be in. (Side note: A werewolf may explicitly target a pregnant woman just for the extra side dish, further decreasing your village’s likelihood of being able to live alongside this beast.) And unlike vampires, werewolves cannot be reasoned with, and being awake at night will not help you deal with them at all. Also unlike them, vampires have been listed to have numerous weaknesses throughout the media (that can be fairly common household items), meanwhile werewolves have only ever had silver be depicted as their weakness, which can be difficult to get by depending on where you live. Not to mention, a vampire will be instantly recognizable from the theatrically histrionic emo clothing along with the unrealistically pale skin and fangs (don’t forget the signature Transylvanian accent), but as long as a werewolf isn’t in its beastly form, it can easily fly under the radar as nothing more than some random joe and just transform in private so as to hide its identity, making one significantly harder to hunt down and terminate. In conclusion, I was way too dedicated to writing this, and werewolf solos ez clap.
I dont think whoever said yes to the baby slapping thought it through A million dollars is nothing nowadays, compare that with the fact you are involuntarily slapping every baby you ever see for the rest of your life, the amount of people sueing you for hitting their child would be insurmountable. Youd be penniless within the year
Hmm that last one. If your in your house, the vampire can't come in without your permission, but the werewolf can. But if your stuck outside, the vampire is more of a threat. They are distractible, but they are also very fast, can transform, hypnotize you, all that good stuff. But then again, if your fighting one, I'd depends on what weapons you have available. No weapons? You can't beat either. But for a werewolf you need a silver weapon, and for a vampire you can just use a sharp wood stick. So it's entirely situational in my opinion
you can stop werewolves with a salt circle also, it doesn’t necessarily need to be a silver bullet. The silver may take any shape as long as it enters their heart which means you could use silver powder if they consume it it will go through their bloodstream and enter their heart killing them.
also, vampires may not look like it but they are also extremely strong. They could easily tear you limb from limb. They just choose not to because it’s messy if needed a vampire could kill you in an instant due with their insane speed they could easily walk up to and snap your neck before you even realize what’s going on
Werewolves are constantly angry and when you put anger into your attacks, you’re clumsy, you could easily avoid a werewolf attacks but the second you get hit once you’re dead
@@voz4693 how you gonna know someone is a vampire before it's too late? Your best friend could of been vampified last night, you can't trust anyone not family not friends
on the baby slapping question, no one brought up how much strength ya gotta put into the slap. Does it have to be wound up? just a sudden hit without build up? can you do a light tap and call it a slap? (that last one isn't in the SPIRIT of the question, but without clarification...)
This game is so fun, his friend who made it could probably polish it up and sell it to other streamers, I’d love to see other streamers do this. Imagine this on a Doug Doug stream
I love how he says "you gotta hunt down the baby if you see a photo of them" like it's some sort of reverse SCP-096
SCP-690 The Baby Slapper
@Generic Name every time the subject views a baby, whether it be a newborn, infant, or toddler, will immediatly loose concious control of its physical body and proceed to hunt down the baby and physically violate it. Even if the baby is viewed within a photo, SCP-690 will hunt it down. The target baby will now be classified as SCP-690-2
There are no known materials that can physically stop SCP-690.
4 fucking pixels
I love how immediately after making that rule someone goes "that's stupid" and then he says "hey, I dont make the rules" xD
@@theofficialarnl7018 baby about to be slapped
I love how both Sides and the judge all unanimously agreed that the myth of sasquatch eating people was indeed in fact disproven by rdr1
sorry for commenting, but steve needs to be acknowledged (19:08)
I would love nothing more than to watch fish argue about slapping babies for 30 minutes.
What a coincidence!
I will fund it
@@mistaketired.5294No i will fund it
Watch the stream vod
That 'SLAP THEM BABIES' at the start was masterfully delivered
I agree
Can’t believe no one ever brought up that Vampires can’t come in your house unless you invite them
then again no one asked what type of vampires/werewolves they were talking about as it seemed they ran off of the modern cliche types
@@fehokohuavi3436 yeah, but that’s like my favorite piece of vampire lore bcuz it was introduced alongside garlic and wooden stakes (Bram Stoker’s Dracula) but no one ever remembers it
Danger really depends on what lvl of vampire and from what mythology, since you can have a vampire that will literally instantly turn to ash in contact with sunlight, or have a all powerful being that can fly, hypnotize, and even turn others into lower class vampires
Or the running water thing
Unfortunately you'll have to go outside eventually
I love this, but im concerned about your viewers opinions
Don’t be
Yeah I also disagree that Vampires are hotter.
You must be new
You see...
The real psychopath is CHRBRG for them
I think the real concern is on some of the questions that they debate over
Gotta love that one vampire who’s just pretending not to be one while defending vamps
That was me! :D Thank you!
its true, i was the garlic on the pizza
@@spaghettiskateboard8275ASMR: puppy girl welcomes you home from work
@@Gunkerjunk huh?
@@iblame_nargles i think i looked through their subscriptions for some reason and saw that video? i dont rly remember
the no vote is hands down the best chat voice yet, it could be saying the most meaningless plain sentence and still sound on the verge of tears
I love how general went from defending sasquatches to running for president in about 3 seconds
15:55 this is the best tts from the whole stream. He sounds like a drunk guy who fully believes in what he’s saying
I was legitimately crying when they said that.
it sounds so real
once again Charborg taking chat interaction on twitch to the next level. I love this shit so much. most innovative streamer on the platform.
Y should watch Doug doug
@@zulemarivera7042 DougDoug: Doug is main character, chat is side character
Charborg: chat is main character, Charborg is side character
@@commiedog425 Depends on the video imo. Some charborg videos he plays a much more important role, and some chat does. Same for doug doug
Jerma's pretty creative as well.
We should really get that crossover going. Maybe have like both streamers and their respective chats playing Mario Party or something?
Although Doug's chat has more experience with that...
I legitimately haven't seen a baby in half a year I work graveyard and hardly go out in public it would be the easiest mill ever
If you saw a babies grave, would you have to slap them?
@@genericname2747 I'ma dig that shit out and slap them in the face what they gonna do cry to mom
@@genericname2747 I also just realized why you said that lmao I work graveyard shift not at a graveyard lol
same, I work with old people and I don't go anyplace before like 10 at night. I don't think it'd be possible for me to even see a baby within 6 months of this post. I might update it when i finally see a baby for posterity.
@@MoondustManwise good luck out friend I hope no babys are seen 🫡
A vampire will only come in your house if you invite them in. A werewolf will break through any barricades like their nothing
not if you make a barricade out of silver!
If that vampire blood thirsty enough it will get in
okay but what if you're already in a room with the vampire? he wouldn't need to come in since he's already there
@@DaveedMee go to another house
That dose not apply to all vampires
tbh in the vampire/werewolf thing, the answer is simple. you leave the town asap and pray to as many gods as you can that they have not followed you.
Vampires can only enter your house asking for your permission, and also, running river water can kill them, so just make an underwater house.
@@dweeb842 underriver running house
Easy prey for the werewolf.
And one thing to note, how much does silver *cost* per *bullet* and many would you need for your aim?
@@dweeb842 That is a lake though...
Well, if a vampire is in a village, the only thing you have to do is not invite them inside, because vampires can't enter a house if they are not invited
They will just break the window
Salem's Lot is a 'case study' of a single vampire arriving in a village. Everyone eventually gets turned.
@@Samzatas that's illegal they can't do that
@@Samzatas nah bruh they literally turn to dust of entering while uninvited
This cyclone guys has a point
20:36 he avoided that one. Good on you your highness. The court would have been sent into disarray had he said the line.
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Did the Bigfoot debate just inadvertently start a race war between Sasquatches and skinwalkers
When skin walkers aren’t even a race, they’re a type of magic man
The've been at war all along
20:37 I appreciate the constraint from saying "among us". He could have unleashed a monster
Also, vampires turning people into livestock only comes from some more extremist vampire societies. There are ways to synthesize human blood that could allow the afflicted to live among us with no harm done to anyone. With time and SCIENCE, the synthetic blood could become much more appealing, possibly changing the vampiric DNA to not even crave human blood anymore. Perhaps even going so far as letting vampires once again walk in sunlight while retaining their powers.
Just saying vampire extreme society is pretty extreme
need to do scenarios where 'no' has to be against something really simple so its not always 'yes' trying to defend absurd things and 'no' saying "you'd die".
sasquatch's should run for president, it would be a moment in history.
Can't be worse than a human
@@genericname2747 your right, possibly even better
I grin from ear to ear when I see that Charborg uploaded
"Would you take a million dollars, but you have to slap every bab-"
Literally every 7-9 grader: *"Yes. I see this as an absolute win."*
just devolope glasses that hide all babys from your vision
I am 24 years old and I’m considering it 😭
@@sayh31lo10 the fucking SCRAMBLE goggles from SCP but for babies lmao
I would say yes, mainly because my routine I do for life makes it so I rarely see babies, since I also shop at later at night, I could get away with it for a major part of my life
Why are we considering kids' opinion?
This series is absolutely hilarious
in a room, a vampire would be more dangerous than a werewolf. you can stay with a werewolf in a room for every night as long as it's not full moon, and they'll probably appreciate your company since most feel like outsiders anyway and are hermit by choice. A vampire tho only has to be a little thirsty and you're done for. also most vamps are pretty narcissistic
Remember the vampire in the episode with the chad and the virgin? He was pretty cool
@@DaKingKayden I mean if we can cherry pick... then lets pick a case where the werewolf has perfectly free will as some do. Now the thing which needs human blood is back to being more threatening.
@@artimus4198tornadoes aren't dangerous if they not near you just as much as werewolves aren't dangerous if there's no full moon
@@artimus4198 so..... you agree that the vampire is more dangerous then
@@artimus4198idk your comment didn't make any sense, like ofc a vampire is dangerous when it's around, it's a effing vampire so how does that prove anything about the debate whether or not it would be more dangerous than a werewolf
i would participate in the baby conundrum if i got 1 million dollars for every baby i had to slap
Depends on what constitutes a slap, but I'd probably slap a baby for 10k. Hell just go to live in the trailer park, come to am agreement with meth head moms. Lemme slap that baby and I give you 1k lmao
Based
then your just a hitman who targets babies
CHRBRG: "It's about goddamn time..."
**Looks at American Flag**
CHRBRG: "Sorry Lord."
Under appreciated comedy at it's finest.
I feel like a werewolf is more of a serious threat because they run around breaking through homes and mercilessly slaughtering everything they see, but all vampires usually do is drink blood and they don't usually drink enough to actually kill someone. If it was just scaling their power then it would be even more unfair because a werewolf would rip a vampire to shreds
So glad this had a sequel
i think this is my favorite subscriber-interactive bit you've done. this had me cackling loudly
I actually cannot get enough if this series. I will die of a heart attack if this is not consistently uploaded to keep my health up
That "Prisoner can run for president" really aged well ROFL
I FORGOT THIS WAS A YEAR OLD LMFAOO OMG
Charborg.. you’ve struck gold once again. You really should do a full professional version for your main channel using this game
Charborg clears any streamer with viewer interaction. He genuinely cares about his audience and the content he puts out
These court cases are getting more ridiculous by the minute. I love it.
he's gotta make this a series, it's gold.
I’m in love with the little fish in the no/yes percentage tank
Don't know why werewolves get such a bad rep. Werewolves don't go 'rabid' during a full moon, they go back to their primal states of being which is just the equivalent of a super jacked wolf. If you bond enough with them they'll probably curl up at your feet, and if you're scared about getting eaten you can just feed them beforehand.
Now vampires only form covens with other vampires, so there's no chance for the same negotiation there
“Do [Sasquatch’s] even speak English?”
WE JUST SAW SOMEBODY WHO WAS ONE, AND THEY WERE SPEAKING ENGLISH!!!
Werewolves weakness is a rare metal, and a lot of people choose gold over silver. Vampires are colossal Bed Bugs that can be driven back by holy water in a dollar store humidifier and Arabic food.
Rare metal? Would uranium, an actinide, count as a rare metal?
@@commscan314 I don't think I see radioactive metals on the daily, at the least.
But you also need to special order/create bullets made of silver, and silver isn't cheap.
@@TokiRoMorbii who said you need solid silver bullets. You could easily rig a silver plaiting set up at home. $20 of silver would go a long way Plating bullet
1:18 Imagine going to Disney world. You’d be banned from all the parks for life, and have untold legal fees.
A vampire cannot enter a room unless you invite them in. And I think salt is a deterrent if you put it in a line they cannot pass
If talking modern cliche types the vampire will find another way in
not room, threshold of a home.
Salt is for demons
@@YerpyMoose Meaning if we all collectively think of the entire village as our home, we're scot free.
Vampires have to count things. Just get like 400 toothpicks and then run
Didn’t the people that voted ‘no’ argument for Sasquatches have the same thought process as the British had when they were colonising the entire world, they were talking about their “simple minds” and “primitivism” because they had different values, even though different values aren’t bad, it just leads to more diverse thinking. They were just being speciesist.
Fair, then again you are taking this way too seriously
werewolf would win the "who is more dangerous" fight because moonlight is just reflected sunlight, which means if a werewolf isnt in a room with no windows, they will be wolf mode and if a vampire isnt in a room with no windows, they will simply be a pile of ashes. the only time either will be able to safely leave their homes is during an eclipse if they live in the right spot.
watching these streams makes me feel like einstein so i like them
*_IN MY DEFENSE_*
it doesn't say how hard the slap has to be..
I asked my family the sasquatch question. Grandma (a lawyer): said yes. Mother (a teacher): said no. Sister (a journalist): said government would be against it but the people would allow it. Father: said yes. Me: I say yes.
General consensus: yes.
Also on the vampire topic, vampires can't enter your house or wherever you live unless you allow them.
charborg saying vampires are hotter as if we don't all know he's a furry and prefers werewolves
My favorite stream from you by far, this was so good.
So glad we got more of this. Thanks charbald
“They bite you in the right places” 💀
I love these custom games that involve chat. I hope we see more of this.
19:19 and 20:58 the animations for PingofMuffins fit so well lmao
Werewolves can self-isolate to prevent harm. They can go out into the wilderness during the full moon. A vampire has no other choice but to drink human blood, so they'll harm you no matter what. A werewolf is perfectly happy to rip apart deer in the woods instead of people in the village. Plus the full moon is something consistent which can be planned around.
As someone who work in construction, we use babies for the foundation of buildings to save on concrete so all I'm saying is my hands will be red and swollen, but I'll be rich
Ok, everyone is talking about how vampires can’t enter without an invitation. But vampires can turn other people into vampires!
Werewolves can usually also turn others, what's your point?
Whenever he looks at the camera, I feel like he's gazing into my soul. (I keep coming back to this, I think he knows that I know)
Freezefram 0:27
what if you picture a baby in your head? do you have to slap yourself?
Only real babies
Dude I love this. I haven’t watched charborg in a while but these totally bring me back. Love it. And I love you random citizen
dude these videos have me laughing my ass off cant wait for more lmaoo
A fact not discussed by chat that could have swayed the final decision is that according to official vampire lore, a vampire cannot enter your home with expressed permission.
I would ever slap a baby...
BUT, you said every time you *SEE* a baby, what if you blindfold yourself every time you go outside? Or when you need to babysit you could wear two eyepatches.
Just a million dollars is not enough money to take that deal in THIS economy
These are my favorite streams for sure❤
"thats probably why they shot Abe" IM DEAD
this is my favorite new series but I think it needs a name. Charbcourt? Charcourterie?
depends on the type of werewolf, like Harry Potter werewolf’s come out every night and transform you if you get bitten
Sasquatches shouldn't run for president
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The one lawyer being a vampire was so funny im so impressed at how well the chatters played along
1 million dollars is life changing, at that point i can get a decent house and spend my entire life playing games on a high end pc and be content
as far as i know, vampires need to be invited to your house, so werewolfs are more dangerous
You should hold a play date where your viewers talk to each other
Amazing content.
What's most amazing, is the fact i enjoyed finding that content i never knew i needed.
20:30 he tries so hard to say something other than "among us" lmao
It's hilarious how Char clearly starts and remains on one side of the debate as the impartial judge.
take the million. spend a good amount of it making glasses. those glasses automatically detect babies, and blur them. simple as that
Can we please bring back “We let an A.I. judge my viewer's chat history“
1:30 would I have to repeatedly slap my child every time I see him or just once? That is the question, because if it’s everytime that poor dude is gonna be-
i love how he's about to say "what if vampires are already among us"
found this on my front page 16 secs after release
Man that vampire and werewolf discussion rly has me thinking hard. Good points on both ends.
Truly one of the judges of all time
The catorcegatos person was my favorite. Very sensible, reasonable, and can actually bring great points (unlike others). I would love to see more of them, perfect debate material. 7:00
What about I blind my self and hire a seeing eye dog? About the baby question
Classical Vampires are a type of revenant (somewhere between a spooky ghost and a corpse) and not only are they absolutely DTF they have an incentive to keep humans alive, whereas even a single Werewolf would both terrorise and devastate a town or village over decades until everyone has either left or died. Werewolves in classical mythology are cursed by deities, a creature nigh impossible to kill that revels in butchery and consumption, they aren't constrained by the full-moon, and are more akin to a marauding blight that brings forth a grim festival of gore and suffering. Absolutely no fun, frowny face.
I love this series
you can scare off vamps with intriquate designs .. like a cross or even a cartoon sun . i say scare off , but what i mean is that vampires are nerds that measure things
Oh this would be so good cant wait to argue between no slap or yes slapping baby
Assuming you live in a village, the vampire can just find any one person to satiate their thirst and they’re no longer a threat until they’ve got an appetite again. Even you live in a village with just 100 people, that’s only a 1% chance that *you* are in any danger. In fact, it’s entirely possible a vampire wouldn’t even need HUMAN blood and could just feed off any livestock they see. Also, considering the fact that blood is so low in nutrients and calories, so much so that drinking HALF your body weight is necessary to even live off of such a lifestyle, then (since they are smart) vampires would probably transform into vampire bats while they drink up so that they don’t have to drink around 100 pounds worth of blood, and can instead get away with just 20 grams. And if they do transform into vampire bats while they dig in (considering vampire bats can drink blood for half an HOUR without their host waking up), chances are, you wouldn’t even notice. Hell, vampires aren’t even dangerous during the day. If you do live in some rural village, it wouldn’t be too difficult to begin a nocturnal lifestyle, if you’re paranoid.
That said, even if werewolves only transform on a full moon, it will still transform about once a month, which is more than enough to become an unfathomably immense threat. Utter havoc wreaked upon every human, animal, and object it sees just because it can, until the werewolf is physically incapable of continuing. One werewolf could easily muck over half our humble village of 100 in just one night. Since full moons last three days, you’d have to deal with said massacres three times a month, so about 36 of these a year. Once again assuming you lived in the previous village of 100, then enough babies could not realistically be produced to replace everyone, nor would they be able to grow old enough to reproduce in time, and the population would die out in probably about a year if you’re EXTREMELY lucky. Even if you happened to get a very nice werewolf, it would still have no problem killing what it needs to in order to survive, which is probably much more damage caused than what a vampire could ever do. Now I have no experience in eating humans and I’m not about to be put on a list for researching it, but I’d guess that a werewolf would probably need to eat at least one person a day. That would be 36 people a year. It would be possible to live through this, however the odds are still very much not in your favor. If the wolf is physically unable to eat people for whatever reason, it’ll target livestock instead, which it would likely need more of to satiate its hunger, considering it may have evolved to rely on humans that are chock-full of calories. Regardless of who it’s eating, it’s not a good situation to be in.
(Side note: A werewolf may explicitly target a pregnant woman just for the extra side dish, further decreasing your village’s likelihood of being able to live alongside this beast.)
And unlike vampires, werewolves cannot be reasoned with, and being awake at night will not help you deal with them at all. Also unlike them, vampires have been listed to have numerous weaknesses throughout the media (that can be fairly common household items), meanwhile werewolves have only ever had silver be depicted as their weakness, which can be difficult to get by depending on where you live. Not to mention, a vampire will be instantly recognizable from the theatrically histrionic emo clothing along with the unrealistically pale skin and fangs (don’t forget the signature Transylvanian accent), but as long as a werewolf isn’t in its beastly form, it can easily fly under the radar as nothing more than some random joe and just transform in private so as to hide its identity, making one significantly harder to hunt down and terminate.
In conclusion, I was way too dedicated to writing this, and werewolf solos ez clap.
I dont think whoever said yes to the baby slapping thought it through
A million dollars is nothing nowadays, compare that with the fact you are involuntarily slapping every baby you ever see for the rest of your life, the amount of people sueing you for hitting their child would be insurmountable. Youd be penniless within the year
Hmm that last one. If your in your house, the vampire can't come in without your permission, but the werewolf can.
But if your stuck outside, the vampire is more of a threat. They are distractible, but they are also very fast, can transform, hypnotize you, all that good stuff.
But then again, if your fighting one, I'd depends on what weapons you have available. No weapons? You can't beat either. But for a werewolf you need a silver weapon, and for a vampire you can just use a sharp wood stick.
So it's entirely situational in my opinion
I think charborg should get a chat bot that’s the bb in death stranding and see where it goes 😂
The guy that was a Sasquatch was using electricity meaning he had to have electricity so he should of been paying taxes!
What another amazing video!
nope
5:05 “I don’t make the rules.” Your Majesty, Charborg, 2023.
For the baby one, just close your eyes
Can Sasquatches run for President?
> Sasquatch immediately campaigns for centralized documentation and the systematic genocide of the skin walkers.
you can stop werewolves with a salt circle also, it doesn’t necessarily need to be a silver bullet. The silver may take any shape as long as it enters their heart which means you could use silver powder if they consume it it will go through their bloodstream and enter their heart killing them.
also, vampires may not look like it but they are also extremely strong. They could easily tear you limb from limb. They just choose not to because it’s messy if needed a vampire could kill you in an instant due with their insane speed they could easily walk up to and snap your neck before you even realize what’s going on
Werewolves are constantly angry and when you put anger into your attacks, you’re clumsy, you could easily avoid a werewolf attacks but the second you get hit once you’re dead
vampires can't enter your house without inviting them first tho
@@voz4693 how you gonna know someone is a vampire before it's too late? Your best friend could of been vampified last night, you can't trust anyone not family not friends
@@voz4693 plus a vampire coulf hypnotize you into inviting it in so you can't even look at a food deliverer
on the baby slapping question, no one brought up how much strength ya gotta put into the slap. Does it have to be wound up? just a sudden hit without build up? can you do a light tap and call it a slap? (that last one isn't in the SPIRIT of the question, but without clarification...)
This game is so fun, his friend who made it could probably polish it up and sell it to other streamers, I’d love to see other streamers do this. Imagine this on a Doug Doug stream
It is so ironic that the court is surrounded by water and nobody brought up vampires weakness to holy water.