Comic Routines - William Montgomery

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
  • Break out the Route 44 Cherry Limeade & some Advil for a generally positive time with the one and absolute only, William Montgomery.
    @william.f.montgomery1
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 300

  • @samc4718
    @samc4718 4 роки тому +263

    lol if you zoom in on his notes at 0:55 his one idea is "Applebees literally being a place where bees come out of apples..."

    • @ym6294
      @ym6294 3 роки тому +9

      😆

    • @eatmorecoleslaw
      @eatmorecoleslaw 2 роки тому +37

      He just wrote that last week he thought it would do better

    • @redlightclinicdrummer
      @redlightclinicdrummer 2 роки тому +1

      Not lying I sent this to William on Instagram cuz I work at Applebees

    • @furlonggg1
      @furlonggg1 Рік тому

      Omg! This guy is the best

    • @google_must_die
      @google_must_die Рік тому +9

      I'm a little worried more people didn't laugh at that one

  • @CormacMusic
    @CormacMusic 5 років тому +345

    William Montgomery for County Alderman 2020

  • @dixinears8004
    @dixinears8004 4 роки тому +109

    This was probably my best set.

  • @dynamitebandito2172
    @dynamitebandito2172 2 роки тому +42

    I love that it looks like he was getting a little emotional when Tony asked him to be a regular. He deserves his success. Such a unique and original comic. I’m excited to see his continual growth.

  • @realsteezystevie
    @realsteezystevie Рік тому +22

    I AINT EVA GONNA STOP WATCHING WILLIAM MONTGOMERY!!

  • @Tesla-w1d
    @Tesla-w1d 5 років тому +161

    YOU GOT 40? I GOT 20!

  • @Jonathonsup
    @Jonathonsup 3 місяці тому +10

    Just a fucking genius. He made me fall in love with comedy again.

    • @melissawest936
      @melissawest936 2 місяці тому +1

      I’ve watched compilations of his sets on kill Tony and I’m completely obsessed. He literally so funny in a way I can’t explain

  • @nickbc156
    @nickbc156 Рік тому +21

    Imagine this dude rolling up to your window on skates: "I got 20, you got 40!!"

  • @jerrythomas1161
    @jerrythomas1161 3 роки тому +19

    Met this guy at a la quinta in Scottsdale. Cool fella

    • @mohnjarx7801
      @mohnjarx7801 5 місяців тому

      You're either la Quinta in or you're la Quinta out

    • @AnthonyHutson-i5s
      @AnthonyHutson-i5s 4 місяці тому

      ROOM 217?

    • @Jonathonsup
      @Jonathonsup 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah most definitely room 217. He had those Zantac 75’s

    • @DustyLeeSledge
      @DustyLeeSledge 9 днів тому

      Arizona isn't real,
      Between southern California and New Mexico is just a big empty desert.
      Scottsdale is one of the made up cities in the made up state Arizona.

  • @tibbiesbelanger4034
    @tibbiesbelanger4034 2 роки тому +21

    That stomach growl, was the hunger for cocaine.

    • @slapttastic
      @slapttastic Рік тому +5

      LETS GIVE IT UP FOR COCAINE YALL.

  • @danieljohnson4779
    @danieljohnson4779 5 років тому +45

    Tony Chin's gonna be pissed.

  • @andsykes
    @andsykes 2 роки тому +25

    The greatest thing in comedy even years later.

  • @rynewheeler2958
    @rynewheeler2958 2 роки тому +15

    He's got a lot ridin' on this!

  • @MaxUgly
    @MaxUgly 4 роки тому +28

    10x30 is a really good sized storage unit, if anyone thought he was joking, he isn't

    • @radwizard
      @radwizard 3 роки тому +6

      I've got 2 of them. They are large. I need another. I have a great business plan. Cat Sweaters. I'm producing them in China for supercheap. With a little luck and elbow grease, I'm going to be the Cat Sweater Barron someday! No.1. I'm calling them the Twerk'n'Merkin. Look for my brand in your Pet Store's cat aisle. Thank you for the support!

    • @eatmorecoleslaw
      @eatmorecoleslaw 2 роки тому +2

      Especially if you have a lot of stuff, but it’s just a metal box

  • @stevenmiller5183
    @stevenmiller5183 Рік тому +5

    ALL TIME FAVORITE COMEDIAN AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE

  • @82RN
    @82RN 4 роки тому +10

    HOW AM I ONLY SEEING THIS GUY NOW!!!! THANK U TONY FOR FINDING HIM!!!!!

  • @pizzlepayne91
    @pizzlepayne91 5 років тому +58

    The stomach growl sounded like there was someone inside of William trying to communicate

    • @svenp6504
      @svenp6504 3 роки тому +7

      He should have give that a 'Who the HELL said that!'

    • @pizzlepayne91
      @pizzlepayne91 3 роки тому +1

      @@svenp6504 🤣

  • @dunes1011
    @dunes1011 2 роки тому +8

    I have tears streaming down my face. How the fu*k does this not have a million views?

  • @schophi
    @schophi 2 роки тому +4

    Nothing but love for the Big Red Machine

  • @GrimTrashcanned
    @GrimTrashcanned 5 років тому +114

    Comparisons cant be made for a comedian of William's caliber. Pay attention folks.

    • @cjhansen5715
      @cjhansen5715 5 років тому +1

      Andy Kaufman reincarnate

    • @GrimTrashcanned
      @GrimTrashcanned 5 років тому

      Tony Marselle Probably way better off than you...

    • @zackfranklin6912
      @zackfranklin6912 5 років тому

      "Yeaaaah, he's a real "genius"."
      - a quote from Irony

    • @Josh-sj9ig
      @Josh-sj9ig 2 роки тому

      Zach Galifinakis?

    • @GrimTrashcanned
      @GrimTrashcanned 2 роки тому

      @@Josh-sj9igLast I checked William wasn’t a piano comic.

  • @myoutdooradventures6378
    @myoutdooradventures6378 7 місяців тому +2

    I absolutely love William he is hilarious ! best ever on kill tony I wish he would come to vancouver

  • @tonymonktano4313
    @tonymonktano4313 4 роки тому +13

    Probably the funniest person in stand up today.

  • @TheRealWilliamBeats
    @TheRealWilliamBeats 2 роки тому +10

    He's got a lot riding on this!

  • @Perfectlysaid
    @Perfectlysaid 5 місяців тому +2

    Love this era of William

  • @danidobravado1384
    @danidobravado1384 Рік тому +3

    William is my favorite comic

  • @soursamurai
    @soursamurai 5 років тому +12

    William Montgomery is my spirit animal

  • @usernamevoid
    @usernamevoid Рік тому +3

    “Who just f*cking said that?… No seriously. Who just f*cking said that?” -William 🤘🏽

  • @the_beef4762
    @the_beef4762 Рік тому +3

    lol, love the Mephis strangler

  • @oskarthepyrenees5277
    @oskarthepyrenees5277 5 років тому +14

    William is not only a stand up comedian but a stand up guy, who even took the time to respond to a comment of mine on Instagram. Glad to see his head isn't too big for his sun-visor!

  • @xXBRTBXx
    @xXBRTBXx 2 роки тому +19

    I really want to see a 20 minute set from William

    • @JacaboBlanco
      @JacaboBlanco 8 місяців тому

      He just went to NY local club in upstate NY this weekend but I didn't pull the trigger as idk how tf he'd actually be in a real full set.
      Kidna wish I checked it out just to say fuck it

    • @ColeRoss23
      @ColeRoss23 6 місяців тому

      2 years later but I saw him open for Tony this tour. 15-20ish of straight killer material

  • @phillipeike
    @phillipeike 2 роки тому +8

    🇺🇸🇺🇸love him, he renewed my love for watching comedy, still rockin in 22🤙🏼🤙🏼

  • @ryse6001
    @ryse6001 2 роки тому +3

    I f'n love this guy.

  • @PatientBoat
    @PatientBoat 8 місяців тому +2

    I'll be quite frank, William is my favorite comedian.

  • @empiremuseum
    @empiremuseum 5 років тому +5

    We think, let's all Zag. But, William Montgomery Zig's! And that's his art! And, That is why we love "Old Will- Mont"!!!.

  • @1mm819
    @1mm819 5 років тому +8

    Legend

  • @misejohns
    @misejohns 5 років тому +12

    Can't wait to see him continue to rise. Funny to the bones. I saw the beginning!

  • @Nbaxter117
    @Nbaxter117 2 роки тому +4

    Best episode yet!

  • @Nolia12
    @Nolia12 4 роки тому +13

    I’M SICK OF IT

  • @YouTw1tFace
    @YouTw1tFace 3 роки тому +7

    This guy is a national treasure.

  • @jedmoser
    @jedmoser 5 років тому +29

    The funniest man in comedy

  • @TheVillageRuse
    @TheVillageRuse 8 місяців тому +1

    1:55 All these years have gone by and I'm still amazed that this bro actually, literally swallowed a "speak'n'spell" and made it say "I Love You!" in the middle of this true life memory.
    The dude can't even spell himself. What kinda meta he livin' in?
    He ain't ever gonna stop living in that meta.

  • @jujubean1185
    @jujubean1185 2 дні тому +1

    5:13 for anyone who just needs those uncontrollable William H. giggles

  • @Mateo_Esteban
    @Mateo_Esteban 5 років тому +9

    I love this man

  • @the605kid
    @the605kid 4 роки тому +3

    What a great profile of such a talent! Respect William!!

  • @slalialley3786
    @slalialley3786 2 роки тому +2

    when that advil is hitting hard

  • @XselfwillrunriotX
    @XselfwillrunriotX Рік тому

    I whole heartedly love this dude...
    Shawn from Boston Here.
    .Let's give it up for Bill Buckner!
    love William ...he literally saved me from a zantac 75 assisted self sleep. He also made me feel like it's ok to have hammertoe...
    not sure if you all knew this about me but my second cousin once removed was recently diagnosed with a severe condition known as popcorn lung, his days of competitive vaping are numbered, and if I can be frank im not sure how much time i have left...i was recently given the unfortunate news from my dermatologist that I have the rarest form of eczema on my knees..im up all hours of the night itching..im itchy now but I've itched the nerves away so I can't feel it anymore......

  • @asphn
    @asphn 5 років тому +18

    William makes me laugh every time he talks

  • @tbarpiefiller
    @tbarpiefiller 5 років тому +5

    Absolute legend!!!!

  • @SportsSenpai
    @SportsSenpai Рік тому +1

    All hail William Montgomery the goat

  • @nick4636
    @nick4636 5 років тому +8

    Imagine how impossible it is to keep a conversation with this guy

    • @orangejuicyice1448
      @orangejuicyice1448 5 років тому +3

      You're not going to be hammard in myrtle beach on Friday or whenever ur day is coming to you and I love him and talk to you

  • @dr_redbanRL
    @dr_redbanRL 5 років тому +11

    This is the best thing thats ever happened. Truly a comedic genius, we have been blessed. There are few things in this world funnier than William Montgomery

    • @dmoore4520
      @dmoore4520 5 років тому

      Can't lie, I get excited for his part every time on KT.

  • @crackerbarrelkid5517
    @crackerbarrelkid5517 2 роки тому +8

    Oh god I can’t quit laughing at the stomach growl

  • @MoreFormosa
    @MoreFormosa 4 місяці тому +2

    weirdly brilliant and entertaining, weirdly.

  • @brunotonyoli9408
    @brunotonyoli9408 2 роки тому +1

    LEGEND

  • @mcfly7
    @mcfly7 9 місяців тому

    Brilliant indeed.

  • @theroyalbureau
    @theroyalbureau 5 років тому +10

    Gonna make that laugh my new ringtone.

  • @scorps192
    @scorps192 Рік тому

    His keyboard playing made me laugh the most I've ever laughed. I nearly died

  • @nickg1743
    @nickg1743 2 роки тому

    🤣This was shot really smooth and nice editing, was hilarious that he was holding a can of wifebeater the entire time

  • @farhanjaffer3913
    @farhanjaffer3913 Рік тому +1

    Let’s give it up for Angie Hernandez killed me! He’s always in a comedy club!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @oneandoneeleven
    @oneandoneeleven 5 років тому +5

    My favorite. He will be huge.

  • @ChevyBased
    @ChevyBased 2 роки тому +1

    Long live this man!

  • @christianterrill3503
    @christianterrill3503 Рік тому +1

    Back when he was a hopeless alcoholic.....3 years later sober the world doesn't know him

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG 3 дні тому

    Brilliant

  • @Simply_chase
    @Simply_chase 5 років тому +3

    People bash him on kill Tony, its bullshit, he is fucking funny

  • @JBD1994
    @JBD1994 5 днів тому

    William had so much riding on this set.

  • @cfv704
    @cfv704 2 роки тому +2

    Real talk, but I actually see Tony trying to ween him off of Acahawl. The Great Theo Von even said William's Acahawl consumption annoys him

  • @rhllor7575
    @rhllor7575 5 років тому +1

    God bless William. Such a fucking funny guy. Love seeing him on kill tony! Hope you really didn’t get fired but if so there is plenty of ppl who will take care of you man. Love you brother 💀

  • @thebeerguybrothaguy
    @thebeerguybrothaguy 11 місяців тому

    There’s a fuckin speed 2 and it’s called cruise control?! This man just taught me something and made me laugh my ass off all at the same time.

  • @alexanderdavid8441
    @alexanderdavid8441 5 років тому +3

    so fucking great, love William.

  • @michaelsantoria7566
    @michaelsantoria7566 4 роки тому +2

    We got 10 by 30’s. That’s a big unit.

  • @hux1523
    @hux1523 5 років тому +3

    Idk how this page has less than 300 subscribers!

  • @Bobo_Brackins
    @Bobo_Brackins Рік тому

    By far the best out today. I have to say I look forward to what William has to say more than Rogan and thats saying something

  • @nr126
    @nr126 4 роки тому +1

    Constant bit. Love this guy

  • @user-mn8tz4nf2s
    @user-mn8tz4nf2s 2 роки тому +1

    Any video with him should have way more views

  • @ericboyd74
    @ericboyd74 Рік тому

    Some people are can do characters - and some people literally are characters - you can’t fake William Montgomery unless you’re that person every day. My favorite type of comedian

  • @aledagaro8075
    @aledagaro8075 5 місяців тому

    i love him too much

  • @0223eoin
    @0223eoin 3 роки тому +4

    Tony’s got a nice house

  • @sidework1
    @sidework1 5 років тому +3

    William can't live up to how much Tony hyped him

  • @brunton82
    @brunton82 Рік тому

    In the UK it’s common for people to refer to the beer William is drinking ,Stella Artois, as “wife beater”, due to its strength and its popularity with football hooligans. 😂

  • @robrogers2407
    @robrogers2407 4 роки тому +1

    william

  • @TheBlackClockOfTime
    @TheBlackClockOfTime Рік тому

    William is my favourite human being that is alive. Maybe even dead. Why? Because he is genuine. Even while lying all the time on stage, he's more genuine than 99.999% of the population on Earth. And then in his podcast you can see his true sweet nature and it all makes perfect sense. Pure genius coming out of a gentle shy soul with such clarity that it defies the very laws of psychology.

  • @bigsbywolf
    @bigsbywolf 5 років тому +3

    So funny it’s ridiculous

  • @andyreinisch8734
    @andyreinisch8734 4 роки тому +5

    This is probably his best video. I hope someone doesnt fuck this up for him

  • @JasonSeiler77
    @JasonSeiler77 5 років тому +2

    So good!!!!

  • @TheIgby8776
    @TheIgby8776 5 років тому +2

    FUCK YEAH WILL, ALREADY ON YOUR WAY BROTHER. LOVE YOUR ENERGY BUDDY, REDHEAD FROM ALBERTA CANADA, MUCH LOVE GUY

  • @adolf-8834
    @adolf-8834 Рік тому +2

    Dude had a lot riding on this. I feel terrible.

  • @TwinTaylor94
    @TwinTaylor94 2 роки тому +1

    Aphex twin of comedy

  • @jaime7203
    @jaime7203 Рік тому

    "I'll be quite frank".. haha

  • @nirradical
    @nirradical 2 місяці тому +1

    Has anyone actually ever verified if he works a storage unit

  • @jaylav3843
    @jaylav3843 5 років тому +3

    That's William Montgomery and hes coming for everyone's job!

  • @claytonc8101
    @claytonc8101 2 роки тому +2

    every time he talks it sounds like hes doing a bit. i love it

  • @conservativehippie13
    @conservativehippie13 2 роки тому +2

    He had sooo much riding on this…..

  • @proptosis2682
    @proptosis2682 Рік тому +1

    Seems nervous, seems like he's got a lot riding on this.

  • @trebenjamin
    @trebenjamin Рік тому

    It’s a big unit had me rolling

  • @Charveljay
    @Charveljay 3 роки тому +2

    My kinda weirdo!

  • @fattycatdaddy
    @fattycatdaddy 5 років тому +2

    William you are the shit!

  • @timcinnati4420
    @timcinnati4420 Рік тому +2

    Shout out Angie Hernandez

  • @jamesdim
    @jamesdim Рік тому +1

    Stay away from Xantak-75!

  • @seasalt3188
    @seasalt3188 5 років тому +3

    William Faulkner reference ❤️

  • @TheArtofGuitar
    @TheArtofGuitar 2 роки тому

    I can't believe one word he says here. haha.