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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2020
  • My Original Statement: www.reddit.com/r/pyrocynical/...
    Google Doc: docs.google.com/document/d/13...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 86 тис.

  • @Subwolferz
    @Subwolferz 3 роки тому +8822

    This is the literal definition of "I've won, but at what cost?"

    • @wellingtonbruh3756
      @wellingtonbruh3756 3 роки тому +411

      People will now draw even more (ironic or not) fat furry fart porn for pyro... Never thought I'd write such a sentence.

    • @Filletdon
      @Filletdon 3 роки тому +116

      @@wellingtonbruh3756 you'd probably regret saying that sentence in 50yrs from now

    • @tofshey8567
      @tofshey8567 3 роки тому +103

      @@Filletdon No, he's probably regretting that by the time he posted it.

    • @guardis6194
      @guardis6194 3 роки тому +17

      His dignity

    • @fraydizs7302
      @fraydizs7302 3 роки тому +24

      This all reinforces the idea that furries are total degenerates...
      and as far as I can tell its not wrong.

  • @legobass94
    @legobass94 3 роки тому +6175

    "Pyro was into fat furry roleplay"
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"

    • @lukazivkovic4339
      @lukazivkovic4339 3 роки тому +126

      yeah it's pretty much like that, but i feel bad for pyro man...

    • @greg8217
      @greg8217 3 роки тому +24

      Dont tell flashgitzs

    • @micktheman100
      @micktheman100 3 роки тому +50

      @@greg8217 Someone must tell flashgitzs

    • @greg8217
      @greg8217 3 роки тому +5

      @@micktheman100 yes

    • @tonoguapillo7867
      @tonoguapillo7867 3 роки тому +3

      @@greg8217 what’s the deal with flashgitz?

  • @Idyvist
    @Idyvist 6 місяців тому +3131

    how tf people expect him to groom a kid when he cant even groom his hair

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Рік тому +5011

    I don’t know who this nice young British woman is but I trust her and accept her apology.

    • @akkir6707
      @akkir6707 Рік тому +176

      same, only here because of her looks.

    • @froggod6484
      @froggod6484 Рік тому +266

      Who is that cute little lesbian?

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 Рік тому +97

      And how tight is her relationship with her parents?

    • @SgtFCFox
      @SgtFCFox 10 місяців тому +6

      Jesus Christ dude

    • @jakethedog3153
      @jakethedog3153 10 місяців тому +2

      Ain’t no woman here

  • @draconianjingoist4452
    @draconianjingoist4452 3 роки тому +8501

    > no long sigh
    > no pet in view
    > no "I never wanted to make this video"
    0/10 apology

  • @ssshinomiya5125
    @ssshinomiya5125 3 роки тому +6009

    My guy out here winning an argument with a karen hairstyle, truly fascinating

    • @Farrin22
      @Farrin22 3 роки тому +28

      @Professor Lab but it has 😭

    • @Finngolian
      @Finngolian 3 роки тому +97

      is it possible to learn this power?

    • @farelitoh4810
      @farelitoh4810 3 роки тому +12

      @@Finngolian damn 1 second ago

    • @LightningPikaPikachu
      @LightningPikaPikachu 3 роки тому +11

      @@farelitoh4810 damn 36 seconds ago

    • @rsxramin
      @rsxramin 3 роки тому +10

      @@LightningPikaPikachu damn 3 minutes ago

  • @superboy0085
    @superboy0085 7 місяців тому +786

    Now if anyone can truly say “I’m not a groomer, just a loser” it’s pyro

    • @8064goldenstar
      @8064goldenstar 5 місяців тому +3

      Emphasis on truly

    • @JustAn_Animator
      @JustAn_Animator 4 місяці тому +12

      I'm not a groomer, just a loser
      A winning loser

    • @lonelylama5222
      @lonelylama5222 29 днів тому +1

      He’s a winner. He currently makes thousands of dollars everyday of his streams and videos on Pyrolive.

  • @existingperson
    @existingperson 11 місяців тому +1802

    good on him for not using a ukulele

    • @erkanbaglamac
      @erkanbaglamac 11 місяців тому +37

      or his dog

    • @BlackTestament
      @BlackTestament 10 місяців тому +20

      glad im not the only person who's here because of that video lmao

    • @Mox1990
      @Mox1990 10 місяців тому +36

      The only thing I groom is my fursuit 🎶

    • @reidcacaro2919
      @reidcacaro2919 10 місяців тому +13

      I mean it’s not an apology he is proving his innocence

    • @marshistired
      @marshistired 9 місяців тому +1

      beat me to it

  • @trincaoisthegoat9175
    @trincaoisthegoat9175 3 роки тому +12267

    This guy is being serious when he hasn’t made a game reference

  • @googly2390
    @googly2390 3 роки тому +6936

    So basically:
    Pyro: Not pedo
    Pyro: Furry

    • @BlooperLUL
      @BlooperLUL 3 роки тому +106

      Perfect Summary

    • @htg98
      @htg98 3 роки тому +214

      furry take it or leave it.

    • @BIGDAWGFYTB
      @BIGDAWGFYTB 3 роки тому +30

      Prior furry I guess

    • @mariojudahsdad7333
      @mariojudahsdad7333 3 роки тому +151

      Being a furry isn’t even really a bad thing I mean yeah it’s a bad weird but like ... we’ve all done weird things before

    • @MiniMaximmum
      @MiniMaximmum 3 роки тому +65

      I don’t have anything against furries as long as they keep most things private from people who don’t care about it I don’t really care if anyone is a furry or not. Furries can express themselves at conventions and stuff, but if they do it in a random place in the public they are definitely going to be judged.

  • @munguwangu0
    @munguwangu0 Рік тому +3514

    and here we are with Kwite’s situation, truly goes to show that we are living in an infinite loop of false accusations and cancellation attempts

    • @Lunalite
      @Lunalite Рік тому +126

      Time is a flat circle

    • @zeochrome2191
      @zeochrome2191 Рік тому +28

      history repeat itself

    • @Ech0Chamber
      @Ech0Chamber Рік тому +32

      @@Lunalite All these squares make a circle

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Рік тому

      history repeats itself because it turns out the the majority of people are that stupid

    • @copeless1090
      @copeless1090 Рік тому +9

      @@Ech0Chamber AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!

  • @anatoliasmercenary.
    @anatoliasmercenary. Рік тому +1241

    This man is the only one who fought twitter and actually survived

    • @SgtFCFox
      @SgtFCFox 10 місяців тому +44

      Kwite now, too

    • @totallynotmiless
      @totallynotmiless 9 місяців тому +46

      @@SgtFCFox honestly kwites situation was just as bad if not worse i mean kwite's accuser literally forced him to reveal every single insecurity of his. just because they wanted attention. it's honestly pathetic

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 7 місяців тому +13

      but at what cost (outing his furry inflation fetish)

    • @shabareesharyan
      @shabareesharyan Місяць тому +1

      Dream enters the chat

  • @brabble99
    @brabble99 3 роки тому +5240

    Proved he wasn't a groomer, but at the cost of getting roasted for his kinks and terrible hair.

    • @joshpalmer7974
      @joshpalmer7974 3 роки тому +236

      The hair comment was a low blow lol

    • @brabble99
      @brabble99 3 роки тому +404

      @@joshpalmer7974 mans is rocking the "i want to speak to your manager". I have every right to judge him

    • @sammysaito529
      @sammysaito529 3 роки тому +91

      @@brabble99
      I see it as the classic lesbian hair style but it could be a bit of both

    • @sawk1875
      @sawk1875 3 роки тому +88

      He's the best looking Karen I've ever seen

    • @augusta1994
      @augusta1994 3 роки тому +16

      i won, but at what cost

  • @cum4341
    @cum4341 3 роки тому +6215

    Good ending:
    Pyro proves his innocence but he is kinkshamed for the rest of his life

    • @Puriantartica
      @Puriantartica 3 роки тому +468

      I think he'll be fine. Tarantino literally tries to shove feet as much as possible in his movies, but he's not going anywhere because of his foot fetish.

    • @ishaandhaliwal1860
      @ishaandhaliwal1860 3 роки тому +35

      Lol what is that profile pic

    • @dirtbug8185
      @dirtbug8185 3 роки тому +105

      We won......but at what cost?

    • @Sluggs2003
      @Sluggs2003 3 роки тому +44

      True ending*

    • @noad5802
      @noad5802 3 роки тому +31

      more like neutral ending cause its bad and good at the same time

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 Рік тому +498

    My own fetishes getting leaked and being used against me to paint me as like some kind of deviant is such a deeply rooted fear of mine and I respect Pyrocynical for having the courage to stand up and defend himself from this defamation

    • @kooltyme
      @kooltyme Рік тому +123

      oh wow, i wonder what your fetish is POKEMONmanic3595

    • @emiriye
      @emiriye Рік тому +41

      Lucario profile picture. Curious.

    • @kooltyme
      @kooltyme Рік тому +38

      @@emiriye ngl lucario fetish is respectable

    • @emiriye
      @emiriye Рік тому +15

      @@kooltyme True. It could be much worse.

    • @kooltyme
      @kooltyme Рік тому +15

      @@emiriye no cap i have a pokemon kink now

  • @duckpin
    @duckpin 10 місяців тому +377

    How am I supposed to trust this dude when he’s not singing on a ukelele

    • @solidone4237
      @solidone4237 3 місяці тому +3

      Hey, it's been a while since you saw my face. I haven't been doing so great so I took a little break. You see people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true, doesn't matter if true though just as long as it's entertaining to you. You guys having fun, all aboard the toxic gossip train.

  • @lucidvortex7065
    @lucidvortex7065 3 роки тому +8216

    Poor man wasn’t even a groomer, and now EVERYONE knows his kinks... that sucks

    • @jerichosamurai
      @jerichosamurai 3 роки тому +824

      Oh well. Now we can make his fanart more interesting.

    • @nom6919
      @nom6919 3 роки тому +382

      @@jerichosamurai oh no

    • @BenignSteak2716
      @BenignSteak2716 3 роки тому +120

      @@jerichosamurai theres already been some rule34

    • @yelectric1893
      @yelectric1893 3 роки тому +56

      @@BenignSteak2716 bruh

    • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
      @user-kx2zv7tg3u 3 роки тому +64

      And now people are just joking about it...Like come on people...

  • @fatglob3518
    @fatglob3518 3 роки тому +6435

    “How were you groomed?”
    Ivory: *microwave noises*

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +1426

    The fact that Pyro actively tells people to not go and harass Ivory and just leave everything alone is such a genuine display of humanity, we all make fun of him for the whole "haha funni fat fetish Petscop 2 no car" but Pyro is legitimately one of the most sympathetic, self-aware, intelligent and just outright _good_ UA-camrs I've ever seen, on the off chance that you're reading this Pyro, I cannot describe how much respect I have for you for admitting your faults, taking responsibility, and defusing the situation without any animosity.

    • @superelizabeth9253
      @superelizabeth9253 Рік тому +45

      He is an extremely intelligent person, both in his humour and the ways he handles this situation. I really admire him

    • @GoldenBred
      @GoldenBred 10 місяців тому +3

      Self aware but copies MoistCritikal (not even in a good way)

    • @scremmy_draws
      @scremmy_draws 10 місяців тому +18

      @@GoldenBredif anything, critikal copied pyro

    • @GoldenBred
      @GoldenBred 10 місяців тому

      @@scremmy_draws I believe

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 10 місяців тому +24

      @@GoldenBred cut the man some slack. Even he admitted that pyrolive is a way for him to get some money for main channel video because uploading once every full moon is not very profitable

  • @ghostie3378
    @ghostie3378 Рік тому +242

    i was *actually* groomed and this is not what grooming looks like. grooming is pressuring minors into learning about sexual acts, performing sexual acts, and forming a sexual relationship with them for the sole purpose of meeting up with them for sex at some point. this is not grooming, this is harmless roleplaying. for context, i was eleven when i was groomed. i had no idea what sex was, but i was taught and forced into a sexual relationship with someone online. this is NOT grooming, because there was no relationship involved. there was no emotional dependency, there was no psychological component. ivory could have just closed the tab.

    • @foundationsofdecays
      @foundationsofdecays Рік тому +4

      well said

    • @YW2324
      @YW2324 2 місяці тому +4

      Ya people of different ages can still be friends, as long as it's not a sexual relationship. Also he was in a place 18 or older. Crazy 😮

    • @sirtopoftheworldegg
      @sirtopoftheworldegg 2 місяці тому +1

      grooming is gaining peoples trust and exploiting them, just a correction but yeah thats one example

    • @CrazyBarks
      @CrazyBarks 2 місяці тому

      @@sirtopoftheworldegg My guy, it's like 2 seconds on google to prove your definition isn't anywhere near close.

    • @sirtopoftheworldegg
      @sirtopoftheworldegg 2 місяці тому

      @@CrazyBarks really? last time i checked it was something like that

  • @theburnedman9628
    @theburnedman9628 3 роки тому +3006

    he's willing to out himself as a degenerate, he literally just had the Martyrdom perk on.

    • @eikichi135
      @eikichi135 3 роки тому

      Hu

    • @HappGamr
      @HappGamr 3 роки тому

      @@eikichi135 hu

    • @canisterbottournament
      @canisterbottournament 3 роки тому +24

      theres a law that allows you to sue someone if they harm your reputation

    • @caesarslegiondecanus9090
      @caesarslegiondecanus9090 3 роки тому +14

      @@canisterbottournament Yes and that's defamation.

    • @karthik4773
      @karthik4773 3 роки тому +10

      @@caesarslegiondecanus9090 but pyro suing can backfire on him though

  • @user-kw1bs4sb9d
    @user-kw1bs4sb9d 3 роки тому +3091

    Not a single dark souls joke/reference was made verdict: this man is serious

    • @thought-full3445
      @thought-full3445 3 роки тому +74

      Or Breaking Bad. This man has never been more serious

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 роки тому +30

      not even a jojo reference. he's dead serious now

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +5

      @@jooot_6850 Your profile picture is a jojos reference

    • @El_Bruh
      @El_Bruh 3 роки тому +12

      4:12 Breakin bed referendum

    • @Catbee222
      @Catbee222 3 роки тому +1

      Ikea shark plushie

  • @Itsgyro
    @Itsgyro Рік тому +309

    Came back here with the kwite videos.
    False accusations are a lot more common than I thought.
    Scares me how many cases could go unproven.

    • @Killerwhale760
      @Killerwhale760 Рік тому +18

      As a woman, false accusations of rape, abuse or assult are common and the woman making the false accusations will just get a pass most of the time and its common

    • @eightbitfeline1415
      @eightbitfeline1415 Рік тому +4

      this is why you check your sources. don't get me wrong, we all know that we need to listen to the victims. but people DO lie on the internet for attention, even it involves a serious topics

    • @colinsteadland
      @colinsteadland Рік тому +2

      @@Killerwhale760 nice copypasta

    • @Killerwhale760
      @Killerwhale760 Рік тому +3

      @@colinsteadland how?

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 11 місяців тому +4

      Slazo, to Pyro, to Kwite. History repeats itself

  • @damonedrington3453
    @damonedrington3453 Рік тому +243

    As cringe as this is, I have massive respect for the balls it takes to go “I’m not a pedo, it’s furry fart roleplay”

  • @trashdragon6289
    @trashdragon6289 3 роки тому +3586

    “Were you groomed?
    Ivory: Yes, I wasn’t.

  • @avcables_
    @avcables_ 3 роки тому +5699

    A 15 year old joined a nsfw, 18+ discord server.
    That should've been the biggest red flag.

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black 3 роки тому +530

      I know most people fake age but he did join a 18+ server and complained when a 19 year old message him asking to do role-playing furry kink.

    • @avcables_
      @avcables_ 3 роки тому +120

      @@Eugene_Black exactly

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black 3 роки тому +171

      @@avcables_ I don't even see how pyro was getting hate because of a Google doc (a doc someone on the side of ivany or ivory (don't care) wrote
      Yes I used brackets in brackets

    • @bazingadepression5675
      @bazingadepression5675 3 роки тому +27

      @@Eugene_Black it's ivory

    • @Eugene_Black
      @Eugene_Black 3 роки тому +14

      @@bazingadepression5675 oh thanks

  • @user-rt9ie5pz4t
    @user-rt9ie5pz4t Рік тому +240

    Orion wanted to be ivory

    • @orphancrushr
      @orphancrushr Рік тому +46

      Every masterpiece has its cheap copy

    • @retroplays5075
      @retroplays5075 Рік тому +10

      Plus both were connected to lord bung

    • @ecl1pse-idky731
      @ecl1pse-idky731 Рік тому +14

      @@retroplays5075 wtf is up with Lord Bung man
      I actually used to like Confinement.

    • @iyeetdog4853
      @iyeetdog4853 Рік тому +7

      Orion, ivory, chey, Chai/Charlie/Heidi
      We over 5 at this point

    • @snowset675
      @snowset675 Рік тому +2

      @@orphancrushr ain’t that the truest thing ever

  • @WolfGang2316
    @WolfGang2316 Рік тому +534

    “How were you groomed?”
    Ivory: Wealth, fame, power. Gol D Rogers, the King of the Pirates, attained everything this world has to offer. And so, many men head for the Grand Line to find the great treasure he left behind, the One Piece. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!

    • @Karlusman
      @Karlusman Рік тому +16

      It feels wrong to hear about rogers without saying the D.

    • @WolfGang2316
      @WolfGang2316 Рік тому +1

      @@Karlusman fixed it

    • @Karlusman
      @Karlusman Рік тому +1

      @@WolfGang2316 Well in the original it say gold rogers. Im just to used to It being said as Gol D rogers.

    • @WolfGang2316
      @WolfGang2316 Рік тому

      @@Karlusman that better?

    • @Karlusman
      @Karlusman Рік тому +2

      @@WolfGang2316 It is

  • @yourewastingyourtimehere9436
    @yourewastingyourtimehere9436 3 роки тому +2738

    “So how were you groomed?”
    Ivory: “good question”

    • @godslasthope6021
      @godslasthope6021 3 роки тому +111

      So you were groomed?
      Ivory: well, yes, but actually no.

    • @user-ti6us2br4x
      @user-ti6us2br4x 3 роки тому +87

      “Just trust me bro”

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 3 роки тому +22

      “So how were you groomed?”
      Ivory: cinnamon.
      "...wha-"

    • @Gamuzs
      @Gamuzs 3 роки тому +16

      ivory was actually dillusional. idk if i wrote that right but i couldn't careless.

    • @lIlIlIl..
      @lIlIlIl.. 3 роки тому +7

      "yes"

  • @dannywestbrooks7207
    @dannywestbrooks7207 3 роки тому +3389

    Pros: Proved his innocence
    Cons: Exposed his fetishes

    • @MasterofBeats
      @MasterofBeats 3 роки тому +273

      i would rather have known his fetishes than being guilty

    • @grizzleywarveteran
      @grizzleywarveteran 3 роки тому +127

      A small price to pay for salvation.

    • @dreadedworld8864
      @dreadedworld8864 3 роки тому +15

      @@Vurso *V O R E*

    • @thoticcusprime9309
      @thoticcusprime9309 3 роки тому +6

      @@Vurso actually they dont, and you have no proof to say other wise

    • @bruhugay7399
      @bruhugay7399 3 роки тому +10

      Bruh ive met to many furries to give a fuck at this point

  • @jacksentertainmentsystem3190
    @jacksentertainmentsystem3190 3 місяці тому +59

    Dude, this response is genuinely so good youtube thought it belonged on the reccomended page 3 years later

  • @glizzysniffer3448
    @glizzysniffer3448 3 роки тому +6291

    “How were you groomed?”
    Ivory: 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉

    • @kerajohnson1922
      @kerajohnson1922 3 роки тому +156

      This is godly

    • @glitcheed3192
      @glitcheed3192 3 роки тому +122

      He is speaking the godly language

    • @chorals4856
      @chorals4856 3 роки тому +14

      I think the reason why ivory did this in the first place is because he was just shocked

    • @scaristron
      @scaristron 3 роки тому +13

      *gaster sounds*

    • @glitcheed3192
      @glitcheed3192 3 роки тому +86

      @@chorals4856 he couldn’t make an excuse

  • @andrec.8362
    @andrec.8362 3 роки тому +2892

    This is the weirdest coming out straight video i've ever seen.

    • @alexgordillo321
      @alexgordillo321 3 роки тому +1

      BOY NAH 😂😂

    • @rawley1777
      @rawley1777 3 роки тому +7

      But he says half way though he’s not gay

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 роки тому

      @@boog2383 never knew that this would be a like putting a pistol to someone's career

    • @Bro2_
      @Bro2_ 3 роки тому

      More like the best

    • @daddysenpai408
      @daddysenpai408 3 роки тому +19

      I believe him but Im still confused, is it normal for straight men to furry role play with other guys?

  • @blair..
    @blair.. Рік тому +230

    i come back to this video all the time. im so happy i live in this timeline.

    • @blair..
      @blair.. Рік тому +21

      the dms are literally so shocking every time 😭😭😭

    • @OfficialJohnnySinsGaming
      @OfficialJohnnySinsGaming Рік тому +3

      Biggest Pyro L to date, unlucky

    • @blair..
      @blair.. Рік тому +42

      @@OfficialJohnnySinsGaming this is his biggest W

    • @nemo9509
      @nemo9509 Рік тому +8

      It's a 50:50 win loss ratio

    • @jkeebla
      @jkeebla Рік тому +1

      @@nemo9509 nah, it's so funny when people make fun of it. especially the pyro incident

  • @TheDerler
    @TheDerler Рік тому +382

    This made my respect grow for you so much, I get that people are into weird shit but thats ok, you didnt wanna get bullied n defended yourself

  • @hussledupgamejam
    @hussledupgamejam 3 роки тому +3264

    Moral of the story: Furry inflation roleplay will ruin a man's life.
    *edit: Being British will probably knock a few points off too.

    • @Anonymoose62
      @Anonymoose62 3 роки тому +16

      As much as I want to, I can’t disagree with that

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 3 роки тому +30

      Bu-
      Fuck he's right

    • @artyficial478
      @artyficial478 3 роки тому +20

      It could ruin a man's life and career...
      But no today

    • @damiengamez1909
      @damiengamez1909 3 роки тому +1

      Oh fuck

    • @Victor-um9ce
      @Victor-um9ce 3 роки тому +16

      No, cancel culture will ruin a man's life, guilty or not.

  • @ExtraChromosomes
    @ExtraChromosomes 3 роки тому +17830

    Look at his hair he can’t even groom himself.

  • @ed_cmntonly
    @ed_cmntonly 10 місяців тому +88

    Revealing your furry inflation kink is possibly one of the most bravest shit possible 99.9% of the human populace wouldnt dare to reveal their crap, i salute you

  • @Windermed
    @Windermed Рік тому +76

    This and now Kwite
    History sure does repeat itself

    • @db_524
      @db_524 3 місяці тому

      Yeah

  • @SinDzgaming
    @SinDzgaming 3 роки тому +3394

    Pyro comes out as a furry:
    "oh no."
    "Anyway"

    • @serpent7553
      @serpent7553 3 роки тому +137

      "He have not make petscop 2"

    • @avirdis
      @avirdis 3 роки тому +74

      We all knew he was a furry

    • @thatoneguy6146
      @thatoneguy6146 3 роки тому +46

      Is this surprising? Look at the character he uses at the end of vids and stuff

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 роки тому +6

      @@thatoneguy6146 a lot of people have similar characters and arent furries

    • @michakowaleczko7512
      @michakowaleczko7512 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah it was kinda obvious

  • @mitch_56
    @mitch_56 3 роки тому +6703

    No ads
    No sigh at the beginning
    No fake crying
    Actual proof
    Actually apologized
    This is great

    • @juicy_berger
      @juicy_berger 3 роки тому +76

      no outro :(

    • @icygraming6368
      @icygraming6368 3 роки тому +198

      @@juicy_berger a small price to pay

    • @sadnesssubtraction3038
      @sadnesssubtraction3038 3 роки тому +49

      Yt: Did you groom this child
      Pyro: no
      Yt: then what the fuck happened
      Pyro: i dont fucking know
      Yt: well that stupid
      Ppl with iq 10> : thats dumb

    • @icygraming6368
      @icygraming6368 3 роки тому +6

      *i like your gut G*

    • @zakkarywhiting8304
      @zakkarywhiting8304 3 роки тому +47

      @@sadnesssubtraction3038 he said fat furry role play, he didn’t verify the age, and even then, the role play started when he was 16, the legal age in Ivory’s state and the legal age in England. Get fucked.

  • @UL-keyRedz
    @UL-keyRedz Рік тому +115

    After coming back to this video after a while I have to say:
    Turkey Tom put more effort into that cringe google doc than I have in any of my university essays.

    • @DIETYDIE
      @DIETYDIE Рік тому +10

      no joke aii
      i feel like everyone learnt from this tho

  • @Zopicloned
    @Zopicloned 9 місяців тому +60

    I really wonder what was going through his mind when he realised he'd have to admit he had a burp, fart, inflation and furry kink. I'm sure lots of people had weird kinks in our youth, most grow out of it, but imagine that being exposed all over the internet. I shudder to think about it, but pyro just took it on the chin probably because he knew a weird kink is simply 'cringey', where as being a pedo is a crime (which he is innocent of.)

    • @Vitalbread
      @Vitalbread 9 місяців тому +4

      As much shit most of his fans give him he is a great person

  • @wikeymilin8215
    @wikeymilin8215 3 роки тому +1755

    You know he’s serious when he doesn’t put dark souls clips in it

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +15

      My haters throw rocks at me and it hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! For more amazing jokes you have to visit my YT site, dear milin

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 3 роки тому +4

      Imagine if he did tho. That'd be funny i think.

    • @yoh002
      @yoh002 3 роки тому +18

      or breaking bad clips

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 3 роки тому +11

      @@AxxLAfriku for more amazing jokes visit joe mama

    • @michaelfarrellliem7433
      @michaelfarrellliem7433 3 роки тому +3

      @Logicalwren 23 wheelchair man

  • @su5pect_684
    @su5pect_684 3 роки тому +5695

    I literally don't know anyone else who would admit to fat furry role-play to disclose a false allegation, respect honestly.

    • @ltnswashingmachine7696
      @ltnswashingmachine7696 3 роки тому +23

      Bruhhh

    • @spookyghost2689
      @spookyghost2689 3 роки тому +11

      Is it satire or is he really into it?

    • @abou5305
      @abou5305 3 роки тому +237

      @@spookyghost2689 there is absolutely no satire

    • @Skorm731
      @Skorm731 3 роки тому +77

      Kinda doubt he's into it now. Maybe not to the level of the past at least.
      Still weird though but it wouldn't be a good response if he didn't let all of the info loose.

    • @patricks8788
      @patricks8788 3 роки тому

      this is no time for respect

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune Рік тому +84

    POV: you have seen Kwite's "For The Record" video

  • @infinitstupidity649
    @infinitstupidity649 3 роки тому +3009

    THE BALLS ON THIS GUY, revealing his kinks on internet to milions of people

    • @xhossxonex6441
      @xhossxonex6441 3 роки тому +82

      Especially it being furry related

    • @Trisket
      @Trisket 3 роки тому +251

      I mean, I'd also rather people know I have a furry fetish than think I'm a pedo/groomer.

    • @infinitstupidity649
      @infinitstupidity649 3 роки тому +20

      @@Trisket Yeah thats true

    • @loucam-l6214
      @loucam-l6214 3 роки тому +47

      @@Trisket still not a fantastic outcome lmao, imagine a stain like that on your youtube career
      -"You heard of pyrocynical?"
      -"Yea the dude into weird furry stuff"
      -"Yea him he's pretty dope"
      Either way i get the feeling most of us will keep watching him

    • @Nick-bp5ir
      @Nick-bp5ir 3 роки тому +7

      @@Trisket agreed, although people will most likely never ever stop kink shaming him now

  • @woo9554
    @woo9554 3 роки тому +3142

    Glad to know people aren’t bullying his kinks and instead his trashy haircut

    • @mr.costello6749
      @mr.costello6749 3 роки тому +179

      at least some of us have class

    • @Glarkk
      @Glarkk 3 роки тому +277

      *Professionals has standard*

    • @nathanb.7534
      @nathanb.7534 3 роки тому +44

      Karen haircut tbh

    • @cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094
      @cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 3 роки тому +10

      Good haircut tbh

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 3 роки тому +77

      what shocks me is there are fans of pyro that DIDN'T come to the conclusion he's a furry. doesn't bother me any tbh, I came to that conclusion years ago.

  • @SirLymm
    @SirLymm Рік тому +111

    After almost 2 years of this happening I’m still upset that Twitter would just accuse him of being a groomer. It’s ironic because Twitter is full of groomers. It should’ve been obvious that these accusations from the beginning were idiotic. Most of us knew that Pyrocynical likes furries and when someone calls him out for liking furries he loses subscribers? The bright side is that this video made Pyrocynical stronger. It shows that you can’t cancel him.

    • @macbrady7002
      @macbrady7002 Рік тому +1

      Yep, it's actually ironic asf...Twitter, SJW weirdos, "woke culture", and the virtue signaling douche-canoes are now the bullies of the world and internet of 2022. My theory is, they ran out of things to pat themselves on the back for, so instead of concentrating on real-life issues and problems of the world, they reduce themselves to s h I t like this.

    • @YW2324
      @YW2324 2 місяці тому

      Basically you can just say one word and you end up getting cancelled. Or if you say a race joke you are now apparently racist. Like why cant you just go on with your day without someone just judging everything you do. I've seen comments where people say some really mean things. Yet they don't get cancelled.

    • @YW2324
      @YW2324 2 місяці тому

      Like UA-cam comments

  • @mrabandonedpart6
    @mrabandonedpart6 9 місяців тому +63

    you are one of my role models now.
    unimaginable embarrassment and intense humiliation you had to go through on this was fucking horrific.
    you are an absolute fucking legend and one of my role models.

  • @acabas8015
    @acabas8015 3 роки тому +3136

    Mission: Prove you're innocent
    Mission Status: Successful
    Damage: Kinks Revealed
    Overall Grade: B

    • @teronicusjeter9245
      @teronicusjeter9245 3 роки тому +28

      Indeed

    • @Rosariomare95
      @Rosariomare95 3 роки тому +103

      Still a passing grade 👍

    • @KeyserJoseSlumVagus
      @KeyserJoseSlumVagus 3 роки тому +27

      I dont really watch pyro anymore this whole things a fuckery but respect for him laying it all out n explaining himself as honestly as possible

    • @VergilDarkslayer
      @VergilDarkslayer 3 роки тому +4

      "Pyro ha B for the apology video"
      Mini ladd and callmecarson:Hahahahaha
      Its the biggest grade for an apology video
      Callmecarson and mini:😥😥😥

    • @MarksBigOlHam
      @MarksBigOlHam 3 роки тому +17

      @@VergilDarkslayer Differences between Mini and Carson:
      Craig LITERALLY exploited those who were minors
      Carson was called out for a relationship that was not even as damning as Craig's. Seriously, two year difference when he was 19 and the person that called him out was 17? That's a low blow, even in states that prohibit any minors having relationships unless it's a 24 month range.

  • @tscoimreal
    @tscoimreal Рік тому +48

    "How were you groomed?"
    Ivory: "Long before time had a name, the first spin-jitzu master created ninjago-"

    • @styxxalembers
      @styxxalembers 13 днів тому

      "Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the-"

  • @TamNguyen-hm2lj
    @TamNguyen-hm2lj 10 місяців тому +62

    01/10 missing the ukulele. Im disappointed Pyro

  • @God-xv2xm
    @God-xv2xm 3 роки тому +4234

    I can confirm he did not groom I was watching

  • @Oscrizzle
    @Oscrizzle 3 роки тому +1812

    40 year old Drake actually grooming 12 year olds and this gets more attention

    • @makkusu3478
      @makkusu3478 3 роки тому +16

      You are correct, only one bad thing can be called out at a time

    • @sentienttrash2179
      @sentienttrash2179 3 роки тому +118

      @@makkusu3478 the fuck?

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 3 роки тому +91

      I mean, I'm on Pyro's side, BUT R.Kelly got called out and accused of keeping kids chained in his basement, soooo...
      Nvm the fact he married some girl while she was 15 or something. I honestly don't go too deep into this shit.

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 3 роки тому +19

      @Fritz No.7 It is true though, Drake isn't a gangster at all he's literally just rich and famous. Wack that he likes to associate with 17 year olds though.

    • @carrotcake6572
      @carrotcake6572 3 роки тому +19

      @Fritz No.7 imagine being so uncultured you automatically think all rappers are gangsters

  • @MentallyUnstableIndividual75
    @MentallyUnstableIndividual75 Рік тому +23

    “Alright then, so how were you groomed exactly?”
    “Well uh, uhm uh uh uh uhm uhm uh uhm uhhhhhhhhh uhmmmm errrrrrr huhhhhhh welllllll huh hmmm”

  • @fujiwarachika2187
    @fujiwarachika2187 9 місяців тому +36

    I can confirm that having weird fetishes/kinks/paraphilias really sucks, in the end no one chose to be born like that or develop like that. Completely innocent people can be seen as monsters because of tastes they happen to have or fictional fantasies that they play in their head or talk to others about. Definitely takes massive balls to admit to these things while looking at a camera and having your face all over the internet. Cheers for you my man

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 5 місяців тому +3

      Meh, people care less than you think. We meme about it but, ultimately, only absolute losers are going to obsess over other people's sex life, so long as it's SSC.

  • @Prod_bh
    @Prod_bh 3 роки тому +2789

    Wasn’t grooming, just cringe. Everyone back off now

    • @kanyeeast8450
      @kanyeeast8450 3 роки тому +20

      Cringe

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy 3 роки тому +17

      Waddle on

    • @river7591
      @river7591 3 роки тому +51

      @@DanielAyy And then he waddled away
      Wadle Wadle

    • @chickenhawk2237
      @chickenhawk2237 3 роки тому +32

      @@river7591 till the next day

    • @kejadventures241
      @kejadventures241 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah it's cool he just accidentally had a highly sexualized conversation with a minor. Just like I accidentally ran all those traffic lights it's not my fault I didn't see him.

  • @kiWi-zv8vr
    @kiWi-zv8vr 2 роки тому +11356

    >barges into 18+ furry roleplay server while underage
    >engages in roleplay
    >refuses to elaborate any further
    >accuses pyro of grooming

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e Рік тому +6

      This kid is a sociopath and he really makes my blood boil. They way he acts all innocent and scared in the interview. Just shut the fuck up, you're not fooling anyone.

    • @007jetto
      @007jetto Рік тому +228

      WALLAHI

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Рік тому +94

      Don't forget the part where Pyro's gf escalates the situation by harassing the kid and making pyro look worse.

    • @BadGrief
      @BadGrief Рік тому +350

      ​@@massgunner4152 nah bro pyro didn't look bad because of that. Making false allegation about grooming is pure evil and you'd have to do something equally as horrible to look bad in that situation

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Рік тому +17

      @@BadGrief the thing is it was mostly a very confused kid, the real source of the drama were commentary channels escalating the controversy.
      That's why i bring up Pyro's girlfriend (was she squizzy?),she went on to discord to attack the guy in question by basically saying that pyro grooming is not wrong rather than disproving the allegations.

  • @QQ-jn5jb
    @QQ-jn5jb 8 місяців тому +21

    not even batman could shake this information out of me💀

  • @Geobat16
    @Geobat16 Рік тому +45

    Bro literally fought Twitter and won. I’m impressed.

  • @hawmehgio3570
    @hawmehgio3570 3 роки тому +2672

    People finding out pyrocynical is a furry is like people finding out Joji is filthy frank lol

    • @beanborne6949
      @beanborne6949 3 роки тому +40

      It was only for two years if you actually watched the video, and it wasn’t full fledged furry grabbing each other and fingering randoms at conventions. It was just some weird ass fantasy role play shit, still bad, but I mean who gives a fuck bout his kinks long as he’s funny, and he didn’t touch nobody

    • @pikosapikos13
      @pikosapikos13 3 роки тому +11

      @@beanborne6949 It still seems weird as heck, in my opinion.

    • @pedroferreira4323
      @pedroferreira4323 3 роки тому +42

      @@pikosapikos13 it doesn't matter, cause that's not the point, they accused pyro of being a groomer.
      now that that's been proved false they are just trying to kink shame him, it's pathetic.

    • @pikosapikos13
      @pikosapikos13 3 роки тому +22

      @@pedroferreira4323 At least he managed to clean his name by embarassing himself at the same time. That takes some huge guts.

    • @thedude3005
      @thedude3005 3 роки тому +1

      @@lmao6762 I always thought it was a joke. It wasn't welp.

  • @JRayC
    @JRayC 3 роки тому +8686

    This isn’t right, he’s had to expose his kinks to defend himself.

    • @golden2night
      @golden2night 3 роки тому +613

      He knew what he had to do and he had the strength to do it

    • @spodbey9779
      @spodbey9779 3 роки тому +35

      Lol that’s funny stuff he likes

    • @FrogJuiceJustice
      @FrogJuiceJustice 3 роки тому +78

      Well in away it was a consequence for his mistake

    • @ileanabriannemari
      @ileanabriannemari 3 роки тому +11

      Well it's either this or that,,,

    • @eikichi135
      @eikichi135 3 роки тому +5

      Hi

  • @reslek9053
    @reslek9053 Рік тому +425

    2 possible hot takes I’d like to give on this topic:
    1- What the f*ck was a 15 year old doing going into an 18+ server? This accuser knew exactly what they were doing and they still did it. The 18+ tag isn’t a suggestion, it’s a “DO NOT ENTER IF YOU’RE UNDERAGE”
    2- Why did they wait so long to come forward about it? This happens so often these days with accusations that I’m not even convinced it’s about fear anymore. I’m convinced it’s because the ‘victim’ is waiting until the ‘bad person’ is famous or rich before coming forward so they can try and get some easy money

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 Рік тому

      just fucking ignore it man all children get into nfsw in discord its fucking pointless

    • @CL-fg5ne
      @CL-fg5ne Рік тому +61

      about the 2nd part, if the accused is guilty and has a big following, it can certainly be scary to go against someone who has a lot of power over you, if they or their fans have an extreme reaction, it might not end well for you
      tho this is what makes false accusations worse than they already are, not only do you accuse someone innocent but also somewhat make light of the trauma that people who have actually been through this
      at face value it just seems like the accuser is someone who doesnt really understand what grooming actually is

    • @theescapingman4711
      @theescapingman4711 Рік тому +8

      I completely disagree with the things you've said and i'll explain why:
      1. As much as it's bad that a -18 year old went on a 18+ server, at the end of the day it's still your responsibility to ensure they are of age, you can't expect children to follow through with this and not lie. You, as an adult, must be the one to check or verify, if you're incapable too then you shouldn't be doing it, or avoid it.
      2. It depends, for me personally it can take a while before it fully sets in what has happened, especially being a child at the time you may not know what they've done is wrong and be a bit unaware at the time. Victims may take their time to heal, work on themselves, fully realise what has happened, or compile evidence. Ivory despite being in the wrong might've believed Pyro to be a groomer and felt coming out about it would've stopped him from doing it more.
      Personally I think your two points put too much blame on the vicitim. In this situation I don't think pyrocynical is a groomer by any means, my prior points are based of applying this to a situation in which someone is a groomer.
      I don't feel victims should be discredited because of the time they took to come out about it, I also don't think a 15 year old should be shamed for what they've done, because at that age you can't expect them to know better. In my eyes it'll always be the responsibility of the adult to look out of that stuff.
      Obviously, in this case Pyro didn't know Ivory's age thus he wasn't a groomer. Pyro also admits it was stupid of him to not verify his age before RPing. Pyro did indeed make a mistake of which is forgivable considering the circumstances of Ivory lying

    • @magicmoon6375
      @magicmoon6375 Рік тому +42

      @@theescapingman4711 Honest question... Is there anyway surefire way to check the age of the victim that doesn't involve showing ID?

    • @theescapingman4711
      @theescapingman4711 Рік тому

      @@magicmoon6375 outside of ID, no not really. Not that I can think of, unless it's a birth certificate and stuff, although most of it is easily fakeable.
      But, even with this in mind, I personally still believe it's of the adults responsibility to attempt to confirm they're talking to someone of age.
      As annoying as it is there's only certain extents in which you can blame children and teens for these kinds of things.
      If you cannot confirm their age and you have your serious doubts, then it's on your end if you don't stop what you're doing

  • @JuliaTheTransPeacock
    @JuliaTheTransPeacock Рік тому +174

    Pyro, ProJared, Slazo, and now Kwite...we just don’t learn, do we

    • @somedestinyfanyaknow3703
      @somedestinyfanyaknow3703 Рік тому +11

      Idk about projared...some things yes,any other things from i remember. Nope

    • @haivenlopez
      @haivenlopez Рік тому +3

      Deadass

    • @phagesuffersatgaming.3797
      @phagesuffersatgaming.3797 Рік тому +1

      What did kwite do

    • @JuliaTheTransPeacock
      @JuliaTheTransPeacock Рік тому

      @@phagesuffersatgaming.3797 He was falsely accused of abuse and sexual harassment by an ex partner who turned out to be an abuser and sexual harasser.

    • @pal-of-pals
      @pal-of-pals Рік тому

      @@phagesuffersatgaming.3797 He was falsely accused of rape and transphobia.

  • @LopezXiann14
    @LopezXiann14 Рік тому +35

    Twitter is a flat circle that repeats itself

  • @simonpease
    @simonpease 3 роки тому +1568

    Bro really traded his fursona to prove innocent 💀

    • @sr.braydondo
      @sr.braydondo 3 роки тому +25

      @@MacySaxon-Aliifaalogo what’s the difference?

    • @tinyte5668
      @tinyte5668 3 роки тому +6

      @@sr.braydondo at least if a furry kills you it’s somewhat cute? And fluffy?

    • @SilverStar555
      @SilverStar555 3 роки тому +12

      @@tinyte5668 Whos to say that dying in WWIII isn't my kink

    • @benpeters-brown5317
      @benpeters-brown5317 3 роки тому +5

      @@SilverStar555 tbf Kim Jun un do be dummy thiccc tho

    • @JohnnyDoorknob
      @JohnnyDoorknob 3 роки тому

      @@tinyte5668 no, being killed by a furry is much scarier

  • @p5yk4president
    @p5yk4president 3 роки тому +2711

    pyro is literally a lesbian why would he groom a boy

  • @IvoryTears17
    @IvoryTears17 Рік тому +26

    Time truly is a flat circle...

  • @fahoodie1852
    @fahoodie1852 Рік тому +43

    Poor guy had to admit he was rock hard to spherical dragons to prove he wasn’t a predator

  • @itsnathanhere2578
    @itsnathanhere2578 3 роки тому +1559

    I dont think Twitter understands that fake allegations can ruin someone's life

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 3 роки тому +215

      they do understand they just dont care

    • @north6660
      @north6660 3 роки тому +86

      @@memelover6917 says a lot about social media

    • @billbertboyce324
      @billbertboyce324 3 роки тому +107

      Something I've never understood is why the accused person is required to provide evidence against a claim if the "victim" is randomly claiming something like this without adequate evidence in the first place. Why can't the "victim" provide evidence first?

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia 3 роки тому +33

      @@billbertboyce324 there's this need for poetic justice in our society. So many terrible things happen without true retribution so people jump at the chance to balance the scales. Also there's this idea of celebrity and genius that people project their beliefs onto public figures as if they are worthy of all this fame and wealth. When that image is broken it breaks the illusion of representative celebrities so we feel the need to topple anyone. (As opposed to actually understanding large scale politics and how the world works)

    • @brokeboi3078
      @brokeboi3078 3 роки тому +4

      @@memelover6917 huh fine I guess you are my little heavy come here to get sandvich

  • @sofussigvardt2962
    @sofussigvardt2962 3 роки тому +3880

    "so how were you groomed?"
    well- the thing is- I- he- I'm-

    • @Cutiepatootie_irl
      @Cutiepatootie_irl 3 роки тому +92

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 3 роки тому +151

      "Excuse me for a second."

    • @spookmeister4528
      @spookmeister4528 3 роки тому +30

      @@Hevymingood lord what is happening in there

    • @radioshaq0074
      @radioshaq0074 3 роки тому +17

      Justin Trudeau made a more cohesive statement about water bottles

    • @radioshaq0074
      @radioshaq0074 3 роки тому +2

      I was talking about ivory don’t take this out of context

  • @Spiney09
    @Spiney09 Рік тому +57

    Gonna say, Turkey Tom generally makes content that seems well researched and in-depth, but with this whole situation his credibility took a hit in my mind. I don’t think all of atom’s videos are done in bad faith, I don’t think he’s intentionally being manipulative. But he’s sticking to his guns when the evidence is now very against his original position. Unless he knows something we don’t, he really should apologize.

    • @gurigura4457
      @gurigura4457 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, I saw some of TT's work in my recommened, and watched & enjoyed his latest videos. However, those were on topics I knew nothing about, and now finding his Pyro coverage, and the slander of Pyro makes me think that I should drop his content. If he doesn't cover Pyro in good faith, why should anything have changed? He hasn't retracted his videos unlike Diesel, so I assume he still believes what he said.

    • @Spiney09
      @Spiney09 Рік тому +1

      @@gurigura4457 it’s possible he feels like he shouldn’t just back down when public opinion changes. If that’s the case then I understand it, but in this case I think it’s still the wrong call. Pyro is practically exonerated at this point, sticking to it now makes TT look foolish.

  • @Nevertheminders
    @Nevertheminders Рік тому +70

    honestly the worst controversy here is his haircut

    • @Daniel-oz6qu
      @Daniel-oz6qu Рік тому +4

      ong

    • @entityontheinternet
      @entityontheinternet Рік тому +50

      How People thought that he is a Groomer when he can´t even groom himself is beyond me

    • @moonlit_ruffles
      @moonlit_ruffles Рік тому +9

      ​@@entityontheinternet aint no way bruh 💀

    • @Kaiden-9226
      @Kaiden-9226 Рік тому +6

      @@entityontheinternet you wild for that one 😂

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Рік тому +1

      @@entityontheinternet Fr, how you gonna groom a child when you can't even do it to yourself, entire argument disproven

  • @Dinguskhan5003
    @Dinguskhan5003 3 роки тому +14356

    Ivory: *joins 18+ server *
    Pyro: *says something 18+*
    Ivory “wHaT?!”

  • @shannon_not_found
    @shannon_not_found 3 роки тому +2903

    "How were you groomed?"
    _Ivory.exe has stopped working._

    • @Jnnewsman
      @Jnnewsman 3 роки тому +152

      *Uhm ahm uhm umm umm amm*

    • @Hdvhdbs
      @Hdvhdbs 3 роки тому +48

      @@Jnnewsman OMG THAT'S TERRIBLE

    • @hypotheticallyenov5594
      @hypotheticallyenov5594 3 роки тому +27

      *uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

    • @fishingrod2253
      @fishingrod2253 3 роки тому +30

      Uhhh.. I think it.. Ummm... It... *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

    • @odeiomelao
      @odeiomelao 3 роки тому +14

      I uhhm uh i- i felt uhh

  • @DelusionalGens
    @DelusionalGens 11 місяців тому +22

    sometime i like to watch this alone in a dark room at 2 am

  • @Spunchboi
    @Spunchboi Рік тому +31

    Kwite turned out the same

  • @werewolfmark6387
    @werewolfmark6387 3 роки тому +3695

    Ivory: i was groomed!
    Everyone: how?
    Ivory: man i dont fkin know

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 3 роки тому +43

      I wish I had a clip to post here for how I would imagine him sayin that, because for some reason this comment killed me XD!

    • @werewolfmark6387
      @werewolfmark6387 3 роки тому +20

      @@Laughing_Dragon if only we could post videos

    • @gwenethp511
      @gwenethp511 3 роки тому +41

      it sounded to me like his friends were telling him that he was groomed. i might make a video on my channel talking about what this entire situation kind of shows us about the desensitization of terms like "grooming" in our current *society*, and how we as individuals can do our part to stop the normalization of genuinely awful terms.

    • @werewolfmark6387
      @werewolfmark6387 3 роки тому +24

      @@gwenethp511 when he said he was groomed i honestly thought pyro just gave him a cool haircut

    • @gwenethp511
      @gwenethp511 3 роки тому +2

      @@werewolfmark6387 okay that's lowkey kind of funny-

  • @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr
    @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr 3 роки тому +3592

    “How were you groomed?”
    *Starts to speak like Courage the cowardly dog*

    • @relsv
      @relsv 3 роки тому +17

      @SKS-Killer HAHHAAHA

    • @ruedadesalami8317
      @ruedadesalami8317 3 роки тому +80

      Courage was a good boi don’t disrespect him like that

    • @ghkezsw2542
      @ghkezsw2542 2 роки тому +3

      1000th like

    • @chefhamonline
      @chefhamonline 2 роки тому +10

      @@relsv It ain’t a joke. Don’t disrespect my boy.

    • @UnknownOps
      @UnknownOps 2 роки тому +5

      Courage was at least good natured and truthful.

  • @merucrypoison296
    @merucrypoison296 Рік тому +63

    Still to this day this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen on this site, like if I was in his situation I actually don’t think I could bring myself to make this video I would probably just delete my account even tho he was totally innocent

  • @sumusername
    @sumusername Рік тому +46

    im just now finding these allegations and this is the best response/"apology" video ive ever seen and even after knowing this and seeing all of this i still fully support and will continue to watch pyros videos (i know im sending this almost 2 years in the future and this will be lost to the sea of dead comments)

  • @toadmanfrogmanold
    @toadmanfrogmanold 2 роки тому +13820

    pyro admitting hes a degenerate to clear false allegations is probably the closest thing we will ever have to a real life saw trap

  • @zanman4433
    @zanman4433 3 роки тому +4380

    We don’t care that you’re a furry, all we want is Petscop 2

    • @johnwest6690
      @johnwest6690 3 роки тому +43

      Agreed.

    • @maniram5089
      @maniram5089 3 роки тому +17

      Double agreed

    • @dalfokane
      @dalfokane 3 роки тому +2

      He has a furry?

    • @uiscythe8995
      @uiscythe8995 3 роки тому +2

      you’re*

    • @seelz1136
      @seelz1136 3 роки тому +46

      @@dalfokane hes always been a furry, but all we want is petscop 2 damn it

  • @sus-qg3pe
    @sus-qg3pe 10 місяців тому +20

    No way we might be getting my response 2 before petscop 2 😭

  • @Copium_449
    @Copium_449 11 місяців тому +30

    Look at him and his hair, he cant even groom him self

  • @cloverfem
    @cloverfem 3 роки тому +1703

    Grooming: Pyro did not
    Fat furry role play: Pyro did
    Bullying purposes: For being a furry.

    • @vVintorez
      @vVintorez 3 роки тому +78

      hotel: trivago

    • @noahcrawford6227
      @noahcrawford6227 3 роки тому +8

      @@vVintorez top tier, man. Bravo.

    • @sharkfinkate
      @sharkfinkate 3 роки тому +18

      I'm a furry but I hate the fat art it's weird

    • @machomannco.4569
      @machomannco.4569 3 роки тому +10

      Bullying Status: On-Going
      Petscop 2: Still Waiting

    • @timsar4809
      @timsar4809 3 роки тому +1

      @@sharkfinkate me too

  • @kdgmr97
    @kdgmr97 3 роки тому +1801

    Neutral ending confirmed. Pyro will be kink shamed forever, but he proved his point. If he releases petscop 2 or shrek has swag 5, no one will even remember this

    • @ForgetItClower
      @ForgetItClower 3 роки тому +8

      YEEEEEAAAAAAA

    • @AshWont
      @AshWont 3 роки тому +4

      Yes very true

    • @borisshnitkov7600
      @borisshnitkov7600 3 роки тому +23

      I think he's already put Shrek has swag 5 in the middle of a video, it's Shrek has swag 6, Mlg Teletubbies or Petscop now.

    • @badduka198
      @badduka198 3 роки тому

      POG

    • @tayyfromnyc
      @tayyfromnyc 3 роки тому +2

      “Kink shamed” that alone made me laugh

  • @fehdip
    @fehdip Рік тому +24

    Tommorow marks the 2 year anniversary of this gem

    • @finxcu
      @finxcu Рік тому +2

      literally came back to this video because i realized its almost two years old 😭😭

  • @leviathanwhale69
    @leviathanwhale69 Рік тому +28

    2 years later and this is still the greatest response video ever made.

  • @Beastofdestruct
    @Beastofdestruct 3 роки тому +2953

    "Did Pyro groom you?"
    Ivory: Yesn't

    • @beardedchin72
      @beardedchin72 3 роки тому +141

      "Can you tell me if other people thought his invitation was in anyway sexual?"
      Ivory: "whom'st'd've?"

    • @jajanken3299
      @jajanken3299 3 роки тому +44

      @@beardedchin72 Had a stroke trying to read the word “whom’st’d’ve”

    • @hexaltheninjawow9531
      @hexaltheninjawow9531 3 роки тому +21

      @@jajanken3299 whom’st’d’ve’s mystical adventure

    • @Keb1c
      @Keb1c 3 роки тому +8

      @@beardedchin72 i want whom'st'd've to become a word

    • @16.jibrilramadhanialamsjah54
      @16.jibrilramadhanialamsjah54 3 роки тому +8

      Ivory : uhhh... like umm, uhh

  • @ItsARandomUsr
    @ItsARandomUsr 3 роки тому +3364

    Pyro: True ending
    Projared: Good ending
    Callmecarson: Bad ending
    Mini ladd: Worst ending

    • @deeeenisttv
      @deeeenisttv 3 роки тому +175

      The callmecarson stuff is still up in the air, his former friends such as slimecicle have lied in their official statements. Narrator has done some questionable shit. Don't make too many assumptions yet

    • @crumbs4425
      @crumbs4425 3 роки тому +47

      @@deeeenisttv wait I’ve been gone from the Carson situation. What has happened since the news broke out

    • @deeeenisttv
      @deeeenisttv 3 роки тому +127

      @@crumbs4425 well with the slimecicle situation, according to his official statement he cut contact with carson in March after carson told him what happened. This can't be true because slimecicle appeared in livestreams and videos months after March.
      It's been leaked that narrator was sexting people under 15. Yet he has not been condemned by Carson's former friends
      I recommend you watch the channel crows of judgement covering the carson situation, he's a bit intense but he's saying some important stuff that isn't being noticed

    • @JonasFootball
      @JonasFootball 3 роки тому +40

      @@deeeenisttv You know that Carson himself confirmed the allegations right?

    • @deeeenisttv
      @deeeenisttv 3 роки тому +70

      @@JonasFootball he confirmed that he sexted 2 17 year olds when he was 19, other than that all the other accusations are still up in the air (although stealing the podcast from narrator is pretty definitive, but Carson has never made a statement about that)

  • @PyroTeamFortress-2
    @PyroTeamFortress-2 Рік тому +21

    Waltuh, put your false allegations away waltuh, I’m not looking for controversy waltuh.

    • @y2qh
      @y2qh Рік тому +1

      all the allegations were in le head

  • @conniptions1533
    @conniptions1533 Рік тому +14

    Bro had to squeeze a breaking bad reference in there 💀

  • @hvcky
    @hvcky 3 роки тому +1447

    The term “grooming” is being thrown around as like if an older person is literally just talking to someone under 18.
    If that’s the case, every grade school teacher is a groomer.

    • @lightmetro7508
      @lightmetro7508 3 роки тому +107

      Sounds like when incel gets thrown at guys just for disagreeing with a woman

    • @whatdadogdoin3310
      @whatdadogdoin3310 3 роки тому +39

      Exactly. Lets cancel all teachers

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 3 роки тому +10

      @@lightmetro7508 or simps for when a dude just likes a girl

    • @bornstellar7468
      @bornstellar7468 3 роки тому +7

      If that's the case, since parents groom their children to be successful in life and society, literally every single parent is a groomer

    • @zachisgood3379
      @zachisgood3379 3 роки тому +3

      Don't say that they'll get ideas

  • @ai-bino
    @ai-bino 3 роки тому +1539

    Pyro knew that he had to sacrifice his privacy to sort this out while editing all this. What a tragedy.

    • @pumachuu
      @pumachuu 3 роки тому +8

      what are you doing here lad?

    • @deividas2626
      @deividas2626 3 роки тому +3

      Yea, that's sad. I'll watch him still.

    • @net5978
      @net5978 3 роки тому

      This was an absolute train wreck to the max. I feel sorry for pyro. Fuck me why did I even believed that stupid google docs bullshit.

    • @ai-bino
      @ai-bino 3 роки тому

      @@pumachuu My man! Good to see ya lad. Let's catch up soon.

  • @matthewgrandison6714
    @matthewgrandison6714 Рік тому +24

    its annoying because history has repeated itself with kwite, and I can't imagine being in either of there situations.

  • @zully_xo
    @zully_xo 2 місяці тому +10

    The fact Pyro had to admit that he was into fat furry fart porn in order to make his argument is hilarious

  • @bon_ducks7204
    @bon_ducks7204 3 роки тому +2551

    “How where you groomed.”
    Ivory: he never made petscop 2

    • @luma8212
      @luma8212 3 роки тому +63

      Joe bidome approved

    • @TravTravYT
      @TravTravYT 3 роки тому +13

      @@luma8212 Joe Bidome Approved

    • @djungbo4462
      @djungbo4462 3 роки тому +12

      @@luma8212 Joe Bidome Approved

    • @josephd8798
      @josephd8798 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/OD0y4DnYWbQ/v-deo.html

    • @Memer-qs9cn
      @Memer-qs9cn 3 роки тому +8

      @@josephd8798 Joe bidome approved
      GAY

  • @turbostrawberry
    @turbostrawberry 3 роки тому +3047

    no fake tears
    no jokes
    no ads
    an actually mature person
    ight now where's petscop 2

    • @camstileprogram
      @camstileprogram 3 роки тому +29

      Bruh

    • @alpha597
      @alpha597 3 роки тому +3

      Pyros kinda still creepy. And honestly I'm 50/50

    • @bonk539
      @bonk539 3 роки тому

      @UCtsHlMc4CsNIQj5aVh9CvCw very

    • @stopping3928
      @stopping3928 3 роки тому +1

      And he didn’t even put in a thumbnail

    • @icemelon1562
      @icemelon1562 3 роки тому +1

      Y'all so corny with this shit lmao