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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2024

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  • @chiefty4538
    @chiefty4538 2 роки тому +18453

    One of the many highlights of that bachelor party weekend was having Andrew and crew hop onto our party bike! We’ve been waiting for this video for awhile and it did not disappoint!!

    • @RyanBro
      @RyanBro 2 роки тому +313

      Were you guys already fans?

    • @pridefulobserver3807
      @pridefulobserver3807 2 роки тому +66

      congrats

    • @chiefty4538
      @chiefty4538 2 роки тому +803

      @@RyanBro some of us were, most didn’t know till we showed them their Instagram page after.

    • @Surokkh
      @Surokkh 2 роки тому +186

      Cheers bro! I hope the man's wedding went great♥️

    • @holystepper6893
      @holystepper6893 2 роки тому +13

      Prove it

  • @ericabraun5116
    @ericabraun5116 2 роки тому +8406

    I don’t think I ever would have expected an ending with two christians and a satanist dabbing while singing along to country roads outside of an impurity ball, but here I am.

    • @MarillSweatshirt
      @MarillSweatshirt 2 роки тому +187

      These the moments worth living fir sometimes broski.

    • @bkw4662
      @bkw4662 2 роки тому +117

      I skipped to the end to see them ripping dabs but it was the other kind of dab.

    • @Probasaur
      @Probasaur 2 роки тому

      That and the bit directly proceeding it... never thought id see a christian protestor go from protesting to dropping bombs either. Only on Channel 5

    • @spencerearl9964
      @spencerearl9964 2 роки тому +85

      And people say journalism is dead

    • @2xlt306
      @2xlt306 2 роки тому +13

      spoilers

  • @finlandtrip2360
    @finlandtrip2360 2 роки тому +5355

    andrew describing the guys fit while he continues to argue in the background and the christian preacher breaking into a freestyle may be my two favorite channel 5 moments. yall keep topping yourselves

    • @ripactaviss
      @ripactaviss 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @mesic9127
      @mesic9127 2 роки тому

      I love channel 5 because of the amount of dumbasses is fun to watch idk if that's just me lol

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 2 роки тому +155

      These are now like a fucking Law and Order episode except instead of trying to find the killer, you try to guess the amateur rapper before they start laying down some bars.

    • @edgyredgy4277
      @edgyredgy4277 2 роки тому +8

      @@Spo8 That is so spot on lol!

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 2 роки тому +13

      My BF and I just about died when Andrew ignored his ravings to rate his fit 🤣

  • @shawnd3887
    @shawnd3887 2 роки тому +8652

    How does Andrew find someone willing to freestyle on camera at EVERY event? It's truly remarkable.

  • @Neferpitou-
    @Neferpitou- Рік тому +1262

    This is one of the most wild documentaries I've ever seen. Also the dude just casually admitting to pedophilia at 2:04 is truly mindblowing.

    • @AndTecks
      @AndTecks Рік тому +2

      It's pretty common amongst the right. I have come to realize 99% of what they complain about is just projection.

    • @Bluewolf-
      @Bluewolf- Рік тому +1

      Have a look at: ''e risale english''. Just write it exactly in a search box. Pops up at the top of your search. It will give you the true answers. DON'T LISTEN TO THE SATANISTS. SATAN IS YOUR ENEMY!

    • @SavvyMuhon
      @SavvyMuhon Рік тому +135

      @@Leboobs22
      “Im not defending pedophilia, but…”
      Then you proceed to defend pedophilia and say people having kids in their 30’s is a bad idea

    • @Forgesx
      @Forgesx Рік тому +22

      I was mindblown by the girl calling him out for not getting P*ssy but then showing him hers...
      She played herself

    • @AndTecks
      @AndTecks Рік тому

      ​@@Leboobs22 Wow what a great argument for being a pedo. "I don't see much wrong with raping and lynching black people, its only been 60 years" you say something like you are giving history and then you out yourself by saying you agree with it. it's time for you to not be on the earth anymore. Go to mars with Elon. Jeffery Epstein is already there waiting. unfortunately there will not be any 12 year old girls there.
      Cancel
      Reply

  • @wombatsupreme5996
    @wombatsupreme5996 2 роки тому +1501

    Never EVER have I laughed as hard as I did when the woman berated this poor man about speaking to the news, and the first words out of his mouth is word for word "the church is being taken over by homosexuals".

    • @gasolinecake
      @gasolinecake 2 роки тому +124

      “you’re doing too much” killed me

    • @TheRationalist.
      @TheRationalist. 2 роки тому +5

      A good man fighting the good fight.

    • @gasolinecake
      @gasolinecake 2 роки тому +61

      @@TheRationalist. nah lol

    • @0Fate8Bound0
      @0Fate8Bound0 2 роки тому +48

      It was perfect, no cuts. He just nose dived into it.

    • @og-pretty
      @og-pretty 2 роки тому

      BRO ARE YOU ASLEEP? "THE GAYS" COVERTLY INFILTRATED EVERY INSTITUTION, GLOBALLY!
      Why ELSE do you think they now have a modicum of visibility? SOROS! GHISLAINE! 6G SWINEBIRD! SCHUMACHER! ETC!

  • @jaredhamline
    @jaredhamline 2 роки тому +3145

    The fact they literally stopped interviewing a guy midsentence to chase after a party group literally had me crying laughing.

    • @SimsTraumkarriere
      @SimsTraumkarriere 2 роки тому +164

      They did my man Democratus Dirty

    • @murilogranado9275
      @murilogranado9275 2 роки тому +166

      when the two people were arguing and andrew was just fit checking the guy shit had me dying bruh

    • @beagie666
      @beagie666 2 роки тому +12

      true journalism ok

    • @alexrogers777
      @alexrogers777 2 роки тому +26

      @@SimsTraumkarriere They did my man Aaron Ra dirty, guy has a lot of insightful things to say and has a better understanding of the bible than 99.9% of christians

    • @oooitstwitchgonewild
      @oooitstwitchgonewild 2 роки тому +2

      I would've done the same thing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ChristianCrazyhouse
    @ChristianCrazyhouse Рік тому +17

    I audibly laughed at "He's cool, he defies infinite authority, Isn't that groovy??" lmao

  • @bignerd5529
    @bignerd5529 2 роки тому +3894

    The fact Andrew and his team always get at least one dude to rap in almost every episode is amazing

    • @AboveAverageNPC
      @AboveAverageNPC 2 роки тому +65

      Wouldn't be a channel 5 vid without it

    • @caden-reynolds
      @caden-reynolds 2 роки тому +9

      Never gets old

    • @TheWatcher328
      @TheWatcher328 2 роки тому +16

      The raps are only for light-hearted videos. There's no rap in things like the Floyd protests

    • @sardonicsage6551
      @sardonicsage6551 2 роки тому +20

      Spreading the word of God and his love. Raps about Kung-Flu.

    • @ToriKo_
      @ToriKo_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@sardonicsage6551 guy went off tho

  • @burlingtonGOATfactory
    @burlingtonGOATfactory 2 роки тому +15509

    andrew's special gift to get white people to rap is unmatched

    • @tripldigitz
      @tripldigitz 2 роки тому +668

      we all secretly want to, we keep it bottled up until the fateful day we meet andrew and let it free

    • @LilDarkDuende
      @LilDarkDuende 2 роки тому +64

      Haven’t even got there yet but still made me laugh 😂

    • @littlegravitas9898
      @littlegravitas9898 2 роки тому +109

      It's a super power that we can only be thankful he uses responsibly.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 роки тому +11

      das raycesismist

    • @greenphlem
      @greenphlem 2 роки тому +30

      This comment is so stale man, it's in literally every post

  • @MizzBellaKitty
    @MizzBellaKitty 2 роки тому +4818

    Anyone who unironically says that a girl is an adult once she gets her period is a major red flag. They're either a predator or a predator sympathizer. If you haven't finished physically growing, you are in no way an adult. I was 10 when I got my cycle and I was still a child, mentally AND physically.
    I love those sanatist women! They seem like really cool people!

    • @connor107
      @connor107 2 роки тому

      Man that's such a red flag it's straight up evidence, no chance in hell that guy hasn't done something criminal

    • @sebastianliebmann6014
      @sebastianliebmann6014 2 роки тому +32

      Well every animal is considered an adult when they can get children, so from a biological standpoint its correct

    • @dezmodium
      @dezmodium 2 роки тому +615

      @@sebastianliebmann6014 me walking around with feces all over my butt and unbrushed teeth "hey people, this is NATURAL so LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"

    • @bubberducky9225
      @bubberducky9225 2 роки тому +295

      @@sebastianliebmann6014 "Everyone is entitled to their opinion" 🤨 "except this one"

    • @noellecelnik4347
      @noellecelnik4347 2 роки тому +45

      I was done physically growing by the time I turned 14, so I think you might want to expand your list of qualifiers on adulthood. Js

  • @mattornelia9715
    @mattornelia9715 10 місяців тому +56

    As a Christian I'm embarrassed. This young lady has been through so much, and this guy in the hat and checkered shirt pushes her further and further towards satanism. This is exactly why people think Christian's are weirdos, and why she went the route she did. Praying for her that she would have a loving gentle interaction with the other side 🙏🏽

    • @TiagoGomez-hb9te
      @TiagoGomez-hb9te 5 місяців тому

      Most people proclaiming to be Christians aren't really Christian...

    • @foysollee750
      @foysollee750 Місяць тому

      Christian casually admitting to pedophilia is not new!!!!

  • @zwn10
    @zwn10 2 роки тому +320

    "A twelve year old girl can get married and have a baby because that's when her periods start" is a shockingly incriminating thing to say in front of a camera.

    • @nikguimont8546
      @nikguimont8546 2 роки тому +30

      I honestly am worried for that man and the people around him and hope he gets some sort of help before he hurts someone

    • @expfcwintergreenv2.02
      @expfcwintergreenv2.02 2 роки тому

      She has to give birth to her rapist’s baby now, the rapist has the power

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 2 роки тому

      Well no, its literally biology. What he said was true, doesnt mean it is currently socially justified and he made that clear, he was obviously a bit quirky having to argue with a group of people.
      If you're unaware, humanity has been using periods to determine womanhood for thousands of years. Societies used to betrothe a lot younger, they would wait obviously.
      You do realize romeo and juliet were like 13 right?
      Going through puberty is literally the transition into adulthood...

    • @jorami4838
      @jorami4838 2 роки тому +26

      @@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Ah, no it's not, and your user name is ironic since you know nothing about CA. Period is hitting puberty, NOT adulthood. 13 y.olds are still developing mentally and physically. What you said is what predators say to excuse their behavior.

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 2 роки тому

      @@jorami4838 you can have whatever definition you want, it doesnt change what it actually does by refusing to call it whatever you want, it just shows cowardice to actually confront what you're uncomfortable confronting. Which to me seems like its avoiding seeing your flawed contradictory morals, so you might wanna reconsider your position. Cause this isnt even elementary level, you're definitely not going to be able to rise to university level where this conversation can go, so just want you to set realistic expectations, theres a good chance you'll just get angry and storm off continuing to press the conversation.
      What I said was university level philosophy and psychology, if that's what predators use, that's a pretty good indicator that they're smarter than you. 😅 so how about let the professionals who know more have a bit heavier of a say than your elementary level opinion of a topic you clearly dont know much about.
      I'm sorry for challenging you. At least you tried?

  • @tyduswow8266
    @tyduswow8266 2 роки тому +2454

    Best part of the whole thing is when the random cart of dudes having a bachelor party rolls through the protests having no clue whats happening and our boy Andrew decides they look fun and pounds a beer with them. Epic. Brave. Journalism.

    • @PussInBoot414
      @PussInBoot414 2 роки тому +40

      And that right there shows how ridiculous everything is.

    • @peterrhines1516
      @peterrhines1516 2 роки тому +11

      You can't create a dynamic like this, awesome.

    • @Kid.Carlomagno
      @Kid.Carlomagno 2 роки тому +12

      Gonzo UA-cam channel

    • @christhompson959
      @christhompson959 2 роки тому +50

      I thought it was such an amazing contrast and shows just how dumb the protest was. The cart guys were getting shit faced and being completely hedonistic (which is fine IMO), but the protestors are upset about an after school program where they play Uno.
      The world is bonkers

    • @Vasconsauce808
      @Vasconsauce808 2 роки тому +4

      HELL YEAH BABY!

  • @Okoii
    @Okoii 2 роки тому +5717

    The GOAT of journalism

    • @AidanJDupuy
      @AidanJDupuy 2 роки тому +12

      Yessir, prolly one of the best youtube channels out there. He's out here going to ukraine and shit and some people just meme on elden ring and warhammer 😔

    • @AKhoja
      @AKhoja 2 роки тому +38

      If this comment was an intentional pun about Baphomet, I will be so impressed.

    • @joshuakruebbe3762
      @joshuakruebbe3762 2 роки тому +5

      Warhammer memes and big troofs.

    • @Zourah
      @Zourah 2 роки тому +4

      As long as they don't sacrifice him

    • @dankpepe2110
      @dankpepe2110 2 роки тому

      oi! Where are my ER memes okoii? Hand it over.

  • @michaelbyrne-e4k
    @michaelbyrne-e4k 10 місяців тому +70

    Spitting bars for Jesus Christ was the best line I've ever heard, and the fact that I can't tell if he is trolling or not makes it even better

  • @yojonana
    @yojonana 2 роки тому +2015

    "Maybe not emotionally. Maybe not spiritually they're not ready for marriage, but that's because our society-"
    Thank you for knowing exactly when we want to be done listening.

    • @goomba7495
      @goomba7495 2 роки тому +87

      This some shit you hear at a party lmao

    • @CatThwomper
      @CatThwomper 2 роки тому +96

      Yeah, exactly. I mean, I'm christian, and i'm pretty sure he was, but Man.... He was getting into an area where he should not have been lol.

    • @goobadani6023
      @goobadani6023 2 роки тому

      timestamp?

    • @georgeforeman7621
      @georgeforeman7621 2 роки тому +20

      @@goobadani6023 go from like 1:40 on it’s all insanity

    • @littlegravitas9898
      @littlegravitas9898 2 роки тому +115

      Like statements that should immediately qualify you to be on a list.

  • @michaelpara8582
    @michaelpara8582 2 роки тому +2574

    Dude literally ran full speed to escape a guy talking about the blood of Christ to drink with a bachelor party.
    Fucking legendary

    • @MagneticDonut
      @MagneticDonut 2 роки тому

      fuk this im done

    • @lacandela69
      @lacandela69 2 роки тому +3

      Haha so legendar bro

    • @Bluewolf-
      @Bluewolf- Рік тому

      Have a look at: ''e risale english''. Just write it exactly in a search box. Pops up at the top of your search. It will give you the true answers. SATAN IS YOUR ENEMY!

    • @ibrahimtanah1913
      @ibrahimtanah1913 Рік тому

      @Atheist : *Even female and male mosquitoes, which we know are small, when they want to have children, they have to go through the mating process, of course there is LUST FIRST, NOT by suddenly having young mosquitoes into the world. Then how can you so rashly dare to say that there is an earth, humans, water, air, fire, meteors, animals, plants, the sun, and the universe, which is so vast, that everything exists because of mere coincidences??? Without desire, without knowledge, without ability & without love from Allah SWT, the universe including the earth & we will never exist in this world and we must prepare the best for Him in the remaining age we live in this world* 🙏

  • @DarkDeath3231
    @DarkDeath3231 2 роки тому +2340

    when he started describing the christian’s fit while they continued to argue behind him is when i knew this one is gonna be good lmao

    • @aaronfalk5255
      @aaronfalk5255 2 роки тому +22

      Why did he had to do him like that doe hahhaahhaha

    • @bigshrimp6458
      @bigshrimp6458 2 роки тому +2

      16:25 haha, but yeah the Christians are the hysterical ones

    • @purplepeargaming69
      @purplepeargaming69 2 роки тому +3

      And damn Andrew downloaded the fit quick too

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 2 роки тому +1

      he had me rolling when he got to the walmart flannel

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 2 роки тому

      @@bigshrimp6458 I dont know, screaming to a congregation of antisocial adult goths seems like a weird thing for a grown ass man to feel proud of. The fact he still gets angry after this long, shows how his core identity is linked to atheism, it's his ideology.

  • @ShermanWilliams-ri4fy
    @ShermanWilliams-ri4fy 9 місяців тому +56

    "My mother is begrudgingly supportive" sweetest line in this, good mom out there

    • @yungivar686
      @yungivar686 4 місяці тому

      She’s Christian, so ya not a surprise

  • @springvisuals
    @springvisuals 2 роки тому +5187

    the bachelor party was genuinely the best interlude to a pretty deep subject. amazing content yet again andrew

    • @ItsAMalkavianThing
      @ItsAMalkavianThing 2 роки тому +81

      I was so confused but as soon as I read that the scene came up and I lost it

    • @beyondinfinate
      @beyondinfinate 2 роки тому +57

      Scottsdale doesn't disappoint on the idiot population it attracts.

    • @springvisuals
      @springvisuals 2 роки тому +15

      @@ItsAMalkavianThing yeah dude, perfectly placed at the halfway point of the video

    • @chantzmoore781
      @chantzmoore781 2 роки тому +1

      Glad to see this comment at the top

    • @LukeDTF
      @LukeDTF 2 роки тому +2

      WRECK’EM TECH

  • @charlie-jd3ls
    @charlie-jd3ls 2 роки тому +756

    nobody pointed it out but andrew snatching that mic away when the guy started quoting freud was absolutely amazing

    • @VultRoos
      @VultRoos 2 роки тому +6

      wait when was this

    • @brochadman4190
      @brochadman4190 2 роки тому +24

      @@VultRoos 13:20

    • @VultRoos
      @VultRoos 2 роки тому +5

      @@brochadman4190 hahahaha omg, champion

    • @Bonesince1997
      @Bonesince1997 2 роки тому +27

      Guy talked a lot, but wasn't annoying to me. I just like that the other guy didn't really get a chance to speak, and when he did he came limp with it. But, the conversation did need to end. Hehe

    • @nurimagen314
      @nurimagen314 2 роки тому +3

      best part

  • @Truck_funker-3000
    @Truck_funker-3000 2 роки тому +707

    Andrew pullin the mic away from that satanist about to go into a deep rant about their sexual fetishes was a good move

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 2 роки тому +36

      yeah, he seems like a libertarian.

    • @johndoe8891
      @johndoe8891 2 роки тому +117

      Can’t lie I wanted to hear what crazy shit he was about to say, he went into that tangent unsolicited so you know he was about to say some shit😂

    • @littlegravitas9898
      @littlegravitas9898 2 роки тому +28

      Can't think of a time I've been more pleased at not knowing something. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @justinwolander194
      @justinwolander194 2 роки тому +17

      you mean Democritus??

    • @nikguimont8546
      @nikguimont8546 2 роки тому +1

      Ya that’s really ware these people lost me

  • @Anttys_WeyTua_CTa_Eu986
    @Anttys_WeyTua_CTa_Eu986 11 місяців тому +14

    This video was brilliant. One of the best slices of life I've ever watched. All of Andrew's videos make me think from there to here, from here to there, funny, wonderful, surprising and infuriating things are everywhere.

  • @january1494
    @january1494 2 роки тому +3227

    Andrew simply cannot miss. Shout out to Dick Tingler, an absolute real one.

    • @DM0407
      @DM0407 2 роки тому

      That camera is like a magnet for weird. Dick Tingler is like the version of Dirk Diggler that your mom tells you you have at home.

    • @ThatDudeDeven
      @ThatDudeDeven 2 роки тому +75

      Long live Dick Tingler man. A god damn national treasure.

    • @johnreid4513
      @johnreid4513 2 роки тому

      Dick Tingler. Bartimus if you're nasty

    • @Skyeshadow3408
      @Skyeshadow3408 2 роки тому +50

      He seems like just a genuinely nice guy

    • @nadaherepce
      @nadaherepce 2 роки тому +2

      He's too biased

  • @markcouch4235
    @markcouch4235 2 роки тому +749

    Let's take a moment to appreciate the chaotic neutral energy of the bachelor party on a barcycle. A true palette cleanser hot off the grill

    • @hd4c393
      @hd4c393 2 роки тому +10

      I wonder where they are from?

    • @dkhowimalivev3633
      @dkhowimalivev3633 2 роки тому +9

      That is what made me laugh so hard

    • @lordfizzz
      @lordfizzz 2 роки тому +9

      Ah yes a bite of sorbet in the midst of chaos

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 роки тому +6

      They were absolute legends and a well needed break up..

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 роки тому +3

      Neutral? This was chaotic good in its purest form

  • @roningaming716
    @roningaming716 2 роки тому +1267

    "No, that's evil..." Proceeds to sexualize a child.

    • @GIRLZ-ARE-HAWT
      @GIRLZ-ARE-HAWT 2 роки тому +57

      💀💀💀 ong what was he on

    • @DaveTheVader
      @DaveTheVader 2 роки тому +98

      Also shows you how limited his worldview is that he thought anal was so evil that even the satanist calling herself "Satan's Chew Toy" couldn't possibly ever have done it.

    • @etaperily4947
      @etaperily4947 2 роки тому

      @@DaveTheVader he’s perfectly fine with pedophilia, but draws the line at anal sex

    • @bleekwater6176
      @bleekwater6176 2 роки тому

      @@DaveTheVader it's not evil. It just crazy. Just like eating dung. That's something crazy. Everything has a purpose, ur ass is where shit goes out, not to get penetrated. Ur genitals have the purpose for having intercourse.

    • @lynnb5726
      @lynnb5726 2 роки тому +27

      He needs to be on a watch list.

  • @tabithamadigan9851
    @tabithamadigan9851 Рік тому +11

    11:53 "I'm actually transcendent of every -ism" then panning to Andrew's face has me absolutely creasing

  • @keeganbate8935
    @keeganbate8935 2 роки тому +1405

    Andrew: So are you a satanist?
    Democritus: I actually transcend every -ism
    Andrew's face: *conceal, don't feel*

    • @JohnYannoulas
      @JohnYannoulas 2 роки тому +77

      well ain't that groovy

    • @jul1us_tv
      @jul1us_tv 2 роки тому +3

      was searching for this comment

    • @bwright138
      @bwright138 2 роки тому +5

      Never thought I'd see a reference to Frozen in the comment section of a Channel 5 video on UA-cam...

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 2 роки тому +37

      That guy, for someone loquacious, was extremely ignorant. Most of what he said, made very little sense, or was utterly wrong. It's amazing how confident people are when they're ignorant.

    • @irrationallyamoral7619
      @irrationallyamoral7619 2 роки тому

      general semantics

  • @corythomas1579
    @corythomas1579 2 роки тому +1805

    There is nothing, I repeat, NOTHING like an Andrew Callaghan video. Mixing humor in with real topics and just finding the most unique humans to talk to. I’ve never seen a bad video from these guys. Ever.

    • @yungmentalproblems
      @yungmentalproblems 2 роки тому +1

      Check out konbini confessions

    • @shitchops
      @shitchops 2 роки тому +2

      Its my fave toob channel since the first video of all gas no breaks. Absoloute beast content 👌

    • @SyntaxErr19287
      @SyntaxErr19287 2 роки тому +1

      Borat

    • @bbuggediffy
      @bbuggediffy 2 роки тому

      I didn't catch that. Can you please repeat again.

    • @TheTunkTrunk
      @TheTunkTrunk 2 роки тому +1

      What does this even mean?

  • @sp4cer123
    @sp4cer123 2 роки тому +1651

    Andrew’s ability to find the soundcloud rapper in every crowd is honestly a talent

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 2 роки тому +11

      The key is to ask everybody you meet if they can rap, I feel like 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @mandar620
      @mandar620 2 роки тому +30

      @@kevindube7096 Naah Andrew got some special powers to make people drop SoundCloud bars lmao

    • @turtleneckferret
      @turtleneckferret 2 роки тому

      Everybody is a sound cloud rapper nowdays

    • @helchin93
      @helchin93 2 роки тому +1

      @@kevindube7096 i guess maybe that happens occasionally, but the amount of people who want to get recognized with a camera in their face is surprising. I think mostly he gets it to happen because he tends to bring up what music they listen to. But its undeniable that no other man could get complete strangers to freestyle as often as he does, he truly has a gift.

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 2 місяці тому

      ​@@mandar620he's literally said he just asks people to rap. It's that simple

  • @seb310801
    @seb310801 Рік тому +12

    "Satanic Soap Manufacturer" Might honestly be the funnies thing I've read i years.

  • @taternugs9823
    @taternugs9823 2 роки тому +780

    Mad respect to Dick Tingler, dabber extraordinaire
    May the country roads take him home

    • @miroslavputinovic6650
      @miroslavputinovic6650 2 роки тому +16

      I hope he eventually changes it from Richard to literally Dick Tingler, owning the name.

    • @bluedoggaming9868
      @bluedoggaming9868 2 роки тому +1

      As a fellow West Virginian I agree

    • @purpleblah2
      @purpleblah2 2 роки тому +8

      Why would his parents name him that? Surely they could’ve seen that coming.

    • @WolfKin85
      @WolfKin85 2 роки тому +4

      @@purpleblah2 Hyhy. "Coming". Yes, I'm twelve.

    • @Legospaceship
      @Legospaceship 2 роки тому

      Nobody better touch those likes..

  • @emmacxoxo1
    @emmacxoxo1 2 роки тому +3338

    the ability to get a freestyle rap out of ANY environment is truly incredible channel 5. 10/10 magic

    • @realmattdavis
      @realmattdavis 2 роки тому +24

      He has a talent for asking the right people "can you spit a couple bars for us?"

    • @yugipup
      @yugipup 2 роки тому +3

      @@realmattdavis that was not very jesus of him

    • @Palthura
      @Palthura 2 роки тому +1

      Not when he most likely just has every possible rhyme for Jesus, Lord, Satan, and 20 other words memorized. Religious music is all the same.

    • @jerrickmarques8777
      @jerrickmarques8777 2 роки тому +1

      The ironic part is that the Christian's rap said that the Satanists don't know where their Satan is as an argument against Satanism.

    • @garrionsirman3515
      @garrionsirman3515 2 роки тому +3

      "spittin bars for jesus christ"

  • @nealetaylor4070
    @nealetaylor4070 2 роки тому +1667

    Andrew's ability to find people willing to freestyle in front of a camera is incredible

    • @joshuazeeman7553
      @joshuazeeman7553 2 роки тому +87

      "Spitting bars for Jesus"

    • @barkseagull1453
      @barkseagull1453 2 роки тому +8

      i was thinking the same thing..he should be an A&R for a record label with the rate hes finding all this talent

    • @sam_ac_smith
      @sam_ac_smith 2 роки тому +15

      @@barkseagull1453 Dude should start Channel 5 Records.

    • @barkseagull1453
      @barkseagull1453 2 роки тому +7

      @@sam_ac_smith this has to happen

    • @MonkoK14
      @MonkoK14 2 роки тому +1

      Actually went kinda hard lol

  • @mostHumblePersonAlive
    @mostHumblePersonAlive Рік тому +62

    The people that were arguing with Aaron Ra were so frustrating. Their arguments were nonsense and when he understandably got frustrated and walked away they were like "see? We won the argument!"

    • @Bluewolf-
      @Bluewolf- Рік тому

      Have a look at: ''e risale english''. Just write it exactly in a search box. Pops up at the top of your search. It will give you the true answers. SATAN IS YOUR ENEMY!

  • @circusten
    @circusten 2 роки тому +1982

    Democritus: *starts going on about fetishes unprompted*
    Andrew: im revoking your mic privileges

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 2 роки тому +2374

    One of those videos where I have to pause every 30 seconds to either stop from laughing, or to contemplate what the hell someone just said

    • @PointlessDrummer
      @PointlessDrummer 2 роки тому +8

      hell hehe

    • @dustybizzle1
      @dustybizzle1 2 роки тому +15

      snnnnnnnnnES DRUNK!!! Man I love seeing you pop up in the comments of videos, it just solidifies that I made a great decision subbing to you lol.

    • @luleta1644
      @luleta1644 2 роки тому +4

      what if they found a Bill Laimbeer Combat Basketball cult? then you wouldnt laugh so much, youd be terrified.

    • @Daftanemone
      @Daftanemone 2 роки тому +5

      Hope you have a great rest of your day snesdrunk

    • @Tstumpman
      @Tstumpman 2 роки тому +2

      Whoa, me and SNES drunk watch the same videos...killer.

  • @aUgusTisGloOp
    @aUgusTisGloOp 2 роки тому +2064

    Was afraid there was not going to be anyone freestyling but you pulled through in the end. Keep up the great work my dude.

    • @m1000-n8w
      @m1000-n8w 2 роки тому +30

      When the world needed him most, the freestyler came.

    • @Cranked11
      @Cranked11 2 роки тому +6

      Went crazy

    • @DoctorZomboo
      @DoctorZomboo 2 роки тому +40

      Never been to America but thanks to Andrew I now know that you are never more than about 50 feet from a freestyle rapper at all times over there.

    • @jamesthomas6537
      @jamesthomas6537 2 роки тому +2

      @@DoctorZomboo now thats a fact jack

    • @cor315
      @cor315 2 роки тому +4

      dude wasn't half bad either.

  • @ysf-psfx
    @ysf-psfx Рік тому +43

    Holy sh!t, the bravery of that woman at 3:00. You get him, girl. She's so unapologetic, love it.

  • @jennyp123
    @jennyp123 2 роки тому +1675

    andrew is such a fucking icon. like he’s really finding the most entertaining people and bounces off them so well

    • @chrismarcoux3990
      @chrismarcoux3990 2 роки тому +15

      "Entertaining people"
      You mean broken people? I feel bad for them. They're troubled in so many ways.

    • @MIKE-TYTHON
      @MIKE-TYTHON 2 роки тому +4

      There actors duh

    • @BariNgozi
      @BariNgozi 2 роки тому +8

      And the magic is he's just holding up the mic and letting their minds fly

    • @YPTusa
      @YPTusa 2 роки тому +1

      Andrew is a child.

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 2 роки тому

      Christianity is good for society I'm not christian but if you want degenerate society pls gfys.

  • @Sonicsis
    @Sonicsis 2 роки тому +756

    Andrew being uncomfortable with a guy talking about children being adults when they go through puberty is peak

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope 2 роки тому +37

      He has so much patience it's insane

    • @TheHaqqRemains
      @TheHaqqRemains 2 роки тому +3

      Not Children

    • @billieeisenhower406
      @billieeisenhower406 2 роки тому +59

      @@TheHaqqRemains
      Face the wall.

    • @alexrogers777
      @alexrogers777 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheHaqqRemains Rope.

    • @TheHaqqRemains
      @TheHaqqRemains 2 роки тому +1

      @@billieeisenhower406 Ratio + Cope + Catholics & Muslims Agree + Japan has their AOC @ 13, Would you the claim it's an Island of Pedos?
      Bozo

  • @xxlizziezxxful
    @xxlizziezxxful 2 роки тому +1643

    We live in such a weird world. Andrew is perfect at highlighting this.

    • @superazell
      @superazell 2 роки тому +10

      I feel the exact same, seriously underrated comment

    • @davidtriguero3179
      @davidtriguero3179 2 роки тому +21

      it's mostly the states tho

    • @MrKyle700
      @MrKyle700 2 роки тому

      @@davidtriguero3179 this is actually also american exceptionalism, belive it or not. people all over the world are fucking weirdos but, unless they speak english, you might not get it!

    • @fuuz642
      @fuuz642 2 роки тому +1

      how is it weird?

    • @sharinganchidori100
      @sharinganchidori100 2 роки тому +2

      This video had me in tears

  • @cope-g5q
    @cope-g5q Рік тому +9

    I am so happy I have come across this channel

  • @btdubsimapanda
    @btdubsimapanda 2 роки тому +1202

    Andrew's ability to draw out straight bars from everyone he meets is astounding.

    • @deductivereasoning4257
      @deductivereasoning4257 2 роки тому +4

      Nursery rhyming has never impressed me...

    • @bobalabigguschuggus7120
      @bobalabigguschuggus7120 2 роки тому +15

      @@deductivereasoning4257 slow down big guy

    • @ConveyorOfTruth
      @ConveyorOfTruth 2 роки тому +1

      Surely Satan is an enemy to you, so take him as an enemy. He only invites his followers to become inmates of the Blaze.
      إِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ لَكُمْ عَدُوٌّ فَاتَّخِذُوهُ عَدُوًّا ۚ إِنَّمَا يَدْعُو حِزْبَهُ لِيَكُونُوا مِنْ أَصْحَابِ السَّعِيرِ
      Quran 35:6

    • @bobalabigguschuggus7120
      @bobalabigguschuggus7120 2 роки тому +7

      @@ConveyorOfTruth wherd you come from jit

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 2 роки тому

      idk man it’s not that hard to detect a wannabe rapper, _especially_ if they be spittin bars for Jesus Christ

  • @benkirkland5354
    @benkirkland5354 2 роки тому +763

    Democritus: I was in an anarchist book store…
    Andrew: That’s what’s up.

    • @Mon-sk3oe
      @Mon-sk3oe 2 роки тому +57

      I wish we had seen more of Democritus. When Andrew wrestled the mic out of his hands I was like… no….. let the man say his piece….

    • @ffzzyyzzyy
      @ffzzyyzzyy 2 роки тому +44

      @@Mon-sk3oe probably a lot of rambling that was cut for time lmao I don't blame him. Andy keeping the based stuff tho

    • @demox4435
      @demox4435 2 роки тому +27

      God I love anarchist andrew

    • @canti7951
      @canti7951 2 роки тому +4

      @@demox4435 How is that a legit ideology? I've never seen someone describe how it could properly work. From what I've been seeing, it seems like it's a reactionary ideology that you say you follow to really say what you're against, not what you're for.

    • @FrozenRat161
      @FrozenRat161 2 роки тому +23

      @@canti7951 socialists don't prescribe what future societies will look like because all we can do is speculate and deduct what a non-capitalist society would look like since no post-capitalist society has existed as of yet.
      however there has been alot of theory writen on how such a society could organize and alot of that has been tested out an practiced IRL to the degree that is possible in a capitalist society.
      the consensus model of decisionmaking specificly is fairly popular with anarchists.

  • @CynicalDragoness
    @CynicalDragoness 2 роки тому +456

    How, without fail, does Andrew find people who can or think they can rap every damn video? It's bewildering.

    • @styot
      @styot 2 роки тому +22

      I imagine he just asks 100 different people to rap and eventually one says yes.

    • @CynicalDragoness
      @CynicalDragoness 2 роки тому +17

      @@styot The two platforms he asks if people are on are just Cashapp and SoundCloud 😂

    • @ajmontpetit01
      @ajmontpetit01 2 роки тому +12

      That boy was doing Minneapolis dirty with those bars.

    • @KalebPeters99
      @KalebPeters99 2 роки тому +2

      Andrew raps too so I'm sure he gets them going hahah 😆

  • @allywilliams1645
    @allywilliams1645 11 місяців тому +5

    Really glad I found this channel! Very entertaining and informative!

  • @immosha
    @immosha 2 роки тому +921

    Andrew has managed to keep a straight face through furries, adult conventions, and conspiracy theorists, but the fact that "I'm actually transcendent of all isms" is the phrase that manages to break him truly speaks to the raw power of Democratus.

    • @artirony410
      @artirony410 2 роки тому +118

      truly a god of rhetoric

    • @sige7
      @sige7 2 роки тому +124

      There should be a tierlist of the most cracked ppl on channel 5

    • @comradesillyotter1537
      @comradesillyotter1537 2 роки тому +53

      @@artirony410 max lvl rhetoric disco elysium

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna 2 роки тому +1

      @@sige7 I would pay money for this lol

    • @yap9877
      @yap9877 2 роки тому +8

      I think he actually just really wanted to go on the party bike.

  • @jared0801
    @jared0801 2 роки тому +4196

    The ending with two Christians and a Satanist singing Country Roads together really earned you my "subscribe" 😂😂😂 great video

  • @Toersk1
    @Toersk1 2 роки тому +1908

    As a Brazilian dude… never felt so offended before BUT he’s absolutely not wrong about that

    • @wesleyhero
      @wesleyhero 2 роки тому +52

      Num parece até piada de tio de bar sakas?
      "rapai cortei meu dedo, assim eu nem corro o perigo de casar" kjjkkkkkkkjkjkjkkkk

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 2 роки тому

      The land of corrupt governments and ridiculous crime. Imagine if the people decided to stand up.

    • @jaimebondoza3710
      @jaimebondoza3710 2 роки тому +2

      o coreano brasileiro

    • @Ice_Soup_3k
      @Ice_Soup_3k 2 роки тому +7

      @@wesleyhero o cara tomando um litrão de pitu fumando uma carteira de derby , com a camisa com 4 botão aberto. Bem capaz dele dizer exatamente isso kkkkkk

    • @Zacola
      @Zacola 2 роки тому +13

      Ele tava falando do Diabão Praddo certeza. Ele tirou o dedo mas já era casado, não adiantou nada KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @teoxbeats
    @teoxbeats 7 місяців тому +3

    "you've had your time to talk"
    "IM THE ONLY ONE ON THIS SIDE"
    had me rolling

  • @CaptianN1094
    @CaptianN1094 2 роки тому +1296

    This man is unstoppable and the editor is a king. How do they keep making better and better videos every time?

    • @HYUNSNAKE
      @HYUNSNAKE 2 роки тому +23

      Andrew is the editor my dude

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 2 роки тому

      Christianity is good for society I'm not christian but if you want degenerate society pls gfys.

  • @kaver749
    @kaver749 2 роки тому +1887

    How y’all were interviewing a guy talking about something and ran off to join a bachelor party biking and having fun is why I love this channel

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 роки тому +4

      Learn grammar.

    • @cadetflamingo5942
      @cadetflamingo5942 2 роки тому +23

      @@ETAisNOW ???

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 2 роки тому +73

      @@ETAisNOW Grammar is irrelevant when the point is clear.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 роки тому +2

      @@facelessdrone No, it isn’t.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 2 роки тому +1

      @@facelessdrone That’s why you’re using grammar while telling me it’s irrelevant, right?

  • @TuckMuffin
    @TuckMuffin 2 роки тому +392

    DUDE. The first guy’s name is Abram. I met him at a Bob Dylan concert in March, talked to him for about an hour before the show about how Dylan was a prophet of the apocalypse. PLEASE Andrew if you meet that guy again ask him about Dylan

    • @Punkazz189
      @Punkazz189 2 роки тому

      The first guy was a pedophile. Pretty sure we don't want to hear his opinions on much

    • @beemelonhead1
      @beemelonhead1 2 роки тому +4

      A prophet of the Apocalypse? How so? I'm curious.

    • @MeanManu
      @MeanManu 2 роки тому +3

      Damn, I’m intrigued

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 2 роки тому +6

      Weird that you're on the jock of some crazed conspiracy theorist who you met for an hour a couple months ago. He must be really cool to overcome that, but my best friend also got into fucked up and crazy conspiracy theories so it's not like cool people don't get into wacky shit, especially these days.
      Edit: Nvm I misread OP's comment, all I read was "Dylan was a prophet" not "Dylan is a prophet of the apocalypse" that's actually hella interesting and right up Channel 5's alley. But if Dylan is a prophet of the apocalypse that shit is taking HELLA long. Because dude is old as shit and has been making music (or prophecy perhaps?) for 50 years at this point.

    • @robdubent
      @robdubent 2 роки тому

      @@nedisahonkey shut up NED

  • @connortremblay1259
    @connortremblay1259 Рік тому +40

    "He defies infinite authority, isnt that groovy?"
    Damn, I kinda love that guy.

  • @burgy76
    @burgy76 2 роки тому +553

    Two Christians and a Satanist singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver together pretty much sums up Channel 5, it's really something else

    • @facemonkeys
      @facemonkeys 2 роки тому +1

      That’s genuinely surreal

    • @armyofautistics
      @armyofautistics 2 роки тому

      A gift to humanity really, thank you Andrew.

    • @armyofautistics
      @armyofautistics 2 роки тому

      @@facemonkeys I LITERALLY REWATCHED IT because I didn't believe my eyes at the end , i was a little distracted and didn't see what bartimus said to them for that to happen. He is a friendly drunk like me lmaaoo

  • @joeburgess5540
    @joeburgess5540 2 роки тому +1588

    "I was in an anarchist bookstore..."
    "That's what's up"
    What can I say? Love it

    • @zokora3656
      @zokora3656 2 роки тому +49

      As someone who describes himself as an anarchist, so many people view it the wrong way (imo) and dont see the bigger picture of it. Anarchy is an utopia we can only hope to achieve at some point. Anarchy isnt only the abolishment of law and instituations etc, its the ABILITY to do so as we grew as a society and are in no need for it anymore.

    • @betterforget7074
      @betterforget7074 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@zokora3656 Perhaps, but that is why we call it a utopia-it is impossible. We require resources to prosper, and to desire more is human. Your idea of a perfect world would need everyone to stop being humans. That "ability" is nonexistent, a fragment of creative imagination. Don't get me wrong, it's alright to have such a dream; just don't become deranged and try to enforce such a political system. Humans inherently need leaders, an organised ruling body. Without it, we are no longer a society.

    • @zokora3656
      @zokora3656 2 роки тому +8

      @@betterforget7074 im not forcing that narrative on anyone. I know it most likely will never happen. For that we would have to abolish humanity and evolve into something else which isnt feasable

    • @luavanzanten227
      @luavanzanten227 2 роки тому +27

      Anarchist bookstores are great, even if you aren't an anarchist

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 2 роки тому +2

      @@zokora3656 well I think most would agree that anarchism _would_ be great, but I see a perfect anarchist society as literally impossible. That’s why I’m somewhere within revisionist Marxist territory. Kinda gotta compromise between what is possible and what is ideal.

  • @kiki___.
    @kiki___. 2 роки тому +1107

    Flying into Philadelphia earlier this week, I met some who knows Andrew and they spoke about his candor, integrity and how loyal he is. I am just amazed at how unbiased and unintentionally funny he is. He respects his subjects. He has never done a half-assed job with any of his Interviews, and I will forever be a fan.

    • @kiki___.
      @kiki___. 2 роки тому +32

      @@stanvanillo9831 but it did tho🙄

    • @HartleiStansbury7
      @HartleiStansbury7 2 роки тому +8

      Me too. I love my channel 5 sweatshirt i wear it until i need to wash it and idc

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 2 роки тому +14

      @@stanvanillo9831 What a weird thing to lie about. Surely if they were going to lie they would say they met Andrew, not just some rando who happens to be acquainted with Andrew 🙄

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 2 роки тому +26

      @@nedisahonkey fr, nobody would lie about going to Philadelphia either lmao

    • @emeraldcelestial1058
      @emeraldcelestial1058 2 роки тому +11

      @@zoom3184 church

  • @Winslinator
    @Winslinator Рік тому +3

    The whole finger conversation at 13:38 had me rolling 🤣

  • @crunchy7200
    @crunchy7200 2 роки тому +3015

    "spittin bars for jesus christ" had me in tears, this guy is awesome

    • @blakeytv
      @blakeytv 2 роки тому +20

      Coulda been worse, reminded me of a lamer Froggy Frog

    • @ulollolmao8631
      @ulollolmao8631 2 роки тому +34

      He's trolling

    • @frigid4677
      @frigid4677 2 роки тому +12

      only christians can rap that much fire

    • @wiggledixbubsy98
      @wiggledixbubsy98 2 роки тому +12

      My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

    • @RelentlessOhiox
      @RelentlessOhiox 2 роки тому +5

      @@wiggledixbubsy98 I was waiting for this exact comment.
      That's cause Jesus Christ is ma..

  • @TheCSquaredyt
    @TheCSquaredyt 2 роки тому +653

    The bachelor party segment got me rolling! Did not expect this energy out of no where

    • @cotno16
      @cotno16 2 роки тому +4

      Same 😂😂

    • @hellotorin
      @hellotorin 2 роки тому +13

      YEAH! BABY!

    • @Logisticious_gg
      @Logisticious_gg 2 роки тому +23

      They were honestly the most normal group in the whole video lmao

    • @uglyhippos
      @uglyhippos 2 роки тому +2

      Im from scottsdale I literally lol. When it happened I was like of course this would happen there in old town scottsdale.

    • @ZamAhx12345
      @ZamAhx12345 2 роки тому

      @@Logisticious_gg thats the beautiful thing about being a normie, Channel 5 is meta normie.

  • @TiffanyT-LaDolceVita
    @TiffanyT-LaDolceVita Рік тому +1

    Omg classic journalism. I met you today at the pow wow. I knew you rocked. Well done. God bless Bartimus. He’s my favorite.

  • @freekick129
    @freekick129 2 роки тому +609

    That first guy who tried to excuse and explain why she was raped raised my blood pressure to all time highs. Can’t stand these people

    • @alexjohnson9798
      @alexjohnson9798 2 роки тому +1

      'tried to excuse why she was raped' not really but he was a pos

    • @LILFATTY303
      @LILFATTY303 2 роки тому +78

      That dude didn’t know anything about Christianity at all he was just spitting absolute nonsense

    • @namjoonie936
      @namjoonie936 2 роки тому +15

      absolutely nuts

    • @chris45627
      @chris45627 2 роки тому

      That mf needs to be in jail asap before he victimizes someone

    • @FreeStuff11TakeItBy12
      @FreeStuff11TakeItBy12 2 роки тому

      Genuinely awful person

  • @conmara6492
    @conmara6492 2 роки тому +545

    "Only a child mentally" my brother in Christ, I'm pretty sure that's exactly why that situation was fucked up, she was a child! That quote alone made me pause the video to reflect because that was one of the most profoundly idiotic and sickening things I've heard in a while just down to what exactly that implies for their mentality. I hear a lot of fucked up shit to be frank, but that for whatever reason gave me whiplash.

    • @vidiyya
      @vidiyya 2 роки тому +101

      And she still said that she thinks they are just misinformed!! I wouldn't have that much empathy if I were her

    • @sneakymilkman4203
      @sneakymilkman4203 2 роки тому +1

      Same here

    • @trashgod666
      @trashgod666 2 роки тому

      Me too shit not suprised why so many priest are pedos i grew up in the church and ive seen so much fucked up shit then they come to the church service and act holy. So fucked up

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 2 роки тому

      @@vidiyya she and her mom seem to spend a lot of time advocating for the satanic temple since theyre pretty good at rhetoric and have a success story. theyve probably gotta stay civil especially bc theyre talking to media

    • @PippaPasses
      @PippaPasses 2 роки тому

      If you treat every argument your opponent brings up as wrong you’re going to back yourself into a corner. Idiot should’ve just admitted that children are children instead of whatever mental gymnastics that was. “In Hebrew.” stfu

  • @ReddCinema
    @ReddCinema 2 роки тому +3210

    ANDREW DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!! ❤️

    • @yadrianortiz3344
      @yadrianortiz3344 2 роки тому +5

      Keep making tyler1 clips

    • @LowTide941
      @LowTide941 2 роки тому

      @Don't read my profile photo bot

    • @robertfrost8264
      @robertfrost8264 2 роки тому +1

      Comment posted 1 minute after a 20 minute video dropped hahahaha

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 2 роки тому +1

      2:32 the moment where they actually agree 💯

    • @MadManDan
      @MadManDan 2 роки тому

      HEYYYY, YEAHH!

  • @mikelindberg02
    @mikelindberg02 11 місяців тому +1

    Andrew. You do a REAL journalism. Keep it up! Real life

  • @H1kari_1
    @H1kari_1 2 роки тому +660

    I'm 3 minutes in and this is already wilder than any crazy 60 minute documentary.

    • @CowsiinCoasters
      @CowsiinCoasters 2 роки тому +34

      dude admitting to thinking pedophilia is acceptable is crazy

    • @mylesbishop1240
      @mylesbishop1240 Рік тому +1

      Were you sitting on the side of your bread?

    • @adrianmacgrath5814
      @adrianmacgrath5814 Рік тому

      @@CowsiinCoasters the Christians on this are weirdos.
      The satanists came across as rational
      That's pretty nuts

    • @CowsiinCoasters
      @CowsiinCoasters Рік тому +5

      @@adrianmacgrath5814 i know its really disappointing and a reason i dont associate with christianity even though i believe in the core messages. its hard out here when we have people like that representing my religion and obv i dont agree with that

    • @Bluewolf-
      @Bluewolf- Рік тому

      Have a look at: ''e risale english''. Just write it exactly in a search box. Pops up at the top of your search. It will give you the true answers. SATAN IS YOUR ENEMY!

  • @Lextorias
    @Lextorias 2 роки тому +84

    "Who's not dating Pete Davidson?" most underrated line of the video

  • @cranbell99
    @cranbell99 2 роки тому +271

    the transition from the bachelor party to the guy named Democritus "and thats enough" was the most beautiful art I've ever seen.

    • @Lohanujuan
      @Lohanujuan 2 роки тому +3

      I scrolled down to see if someone else commented on that. Lol wtf was that dude even going to say 😂

  • @adamrider1692
    @adamrider1692 7 місяців тому +2

    I love that someone freestyles in almost every single channel 5 video

  • @Naatti922
    @Naatti922 2 роки тому +660

    "I think the Holy Spirit definitely helps me out in whatever he's called me to do. Whether it's reaching satanists or spitting bars for Jesus Christ."
    Yeah so this is now the coolest thing I've heard on the youtubes ever and I can't stop laughing. Bravo, Andrew & team.

    • @springroll58
      @springroll58 2 роки тому +8

      legit spit out my water when he started spittin'

    • @dahat1992
      @dahat1992 2 роки тому +6

      This dude may be the new Froggy Fresh.

    • @isaiahbarrett8134
      @isaiahbarrett8134 2 роки тому +3

      Holy bars!!!

    • @Teddy-l9i
      @Teddy-l9i 2 роки тому +1

      his bars were fire tho

    • @Gilburrito
      @Gilburrito 2 роки тому +1

      @@Teddy-l9i Yeah I was surprised he had a few good ones, presumably freestyling too

  • @Kymbo202828
    @Kymbo202828 2 роки тому +1535

    Incredible episode, hats off to you Andrew and the team. This had everything and more...the stag do ( bachelor party ) was the perfect palate cleanser!

    • @Kee_Didnt
      @Kee_Didnt 2 роки тому +13

      That is such a good way of describing that scene haha.

    • @ryder7331
      @ryder7331 2 роки тому

      fkn roleplayers LMAO religion does not exist, its all in your head

    • @jmw1218
      @jmw1218 2 роки тому +18

      And the way that they ran away from that guy to chase the party was incredible

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 2 роки тому

      Christianity is good for society I'm not christian but if you want degenerate society pls gfys.

    • @CalebSalstrom
      @CalebSalstrom 2 роки тому +1

      Palette cleanse is exactly what that was haha! I had such a serious face until that sudden change, those guys were having a great day (:

  • @thenotoriousdig610
    @thenotoriousdig610 2 роки тому +594

    If a story begins with "I was in an anarchist book store" you got my full attention

  • @jackdngur6370
    @jackdngur6370 8 місяців тому +8

    People singing 'God Bless America' while protesting freedom of religion is fucking Wild

  • @tturnerist
    @tturnerist 2 роки тому +533

    "Country Roads" sing along was a heartwarming surprise.
    Channel 5 is true journalism!
    Keep killing it, Andrew!

  • @Guisantz
    @Guisantz 2 роки тому +590

    the transition from the guy on the megaphone directly to the bachelor party is one of the most genius and organic stuff ive seen in years

    • @Joeycoco89
      @Joeycoco89 2 роки тому +1

      agreed completely

    • @lyisim
      @lyisim Рік тому

      Best part of the video ngl

    • @Bluewolf-
      @Bluewolf- Рік тому

      Have a look at: ''e risale english''. Just write it exactly in a search box. Pops up at the top of your search. It will give you the true answers. DON'T LISTEN TO THE SATANISTS. SATAN IS YOUR ENEMY!

  • @paulcampau93
    @paulcampau93 2 роки тому +253

    The party break in the middle is fucking gold lmao

    • @mikecostanza303
      @mikecostanza303 2 роки тому +11

      Easily the best part! Andrew is like fuuck these guys are droning on and on...and what's this..... PARTY YEEEAAAAAAHHHH hahaha

    • @LR-420
      @LR-420 2 роки тому

      SCOTTSDALE!!!!!!!

  • @Chilgus768
    @Chilgus768 10 місяців тому +1

    The droning sound effect in the background throughout the video adds the perfect touches

  • @SWBGTOC
    @SWBGTOC 2 роки тому +2637

    This is the most normal and chill gathering you've covered

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl 2 роки тому +51

      The furry on is good too loll

    • @TonyMontanaXx
      @TonyMontanaXx 2 роки тому +6

      What are you blind. Turn off cnn

    • @SKITTLELA
      @SKITTLELA 2 роки тому +7

      The serious videos were obviously different. idk, this was still pretty dang crazy.

    • @jackdoggulas6217
      @jackdoggulas6217 2 роки тому

      It’s funny there was a satanist gathering in the south somewhere over a decade ago that was covered by nbc i think you can find it on yt but they ended up arresting angry Christians for trespassing on private property and not a single satanist, i can’t exactly remember though don’t take my word for it

    • @Grunk369
      @Grunk369 2 роки тому +11

      @@TonyMontanaXx lol they’re weird but it’s more chill than any of his other videos that I’ve seen

  • @armorykittington
    @armorykittington 2 роки тому +205

    20 minutes???? Literally felt like 5 seconds. That's how you know the content's good! Beck yeah dude!!! Channel 5 for life!!!!

    • @SephBane
      @SephBane 2 роки тому +5

      I had to stop multiple times to digest what I was experiencing.

    • @beckhaywood8370
      @beckhaywood8370 2 роки тому +1

      BECK FUCKING YEAH MAH DUDE

    • @Breakbeat.
      @Breakbeat. 2 роки тому

      Watched it at .5x just to make it longer :D

  • @Tooufbrush
    @Tooufbrush 2 роки тому +527

    “They all have a drop of virgin blood in them” this guy knows how to make jokes lol

    • @mmmmmmmmmmm10
      @mmmmmmmmmmm10 2 роки тому +15

      Here i was with my credit card out ready to buy then he said he was joking :(

    • @lennypane62
      @lennypane62 2 роки тому +4

      plot twist: it’s his blood

    • @desertgrowndank7256
      @desertgrowndank7256 2 роки тому

      No thats evil, that's disgusting

  • @robertgarcia3695
    @robertgarcia3695 Рік тому +2

    When bro was moving the camera like a rap video 😂😂😂

  • @august1870
    @august1870 2 роки тому +318

    i hope everyone at channel 5 realizes how important they are. y'all are doing amazing work

    • @brunch.909
      @brunch.909 2 роки тому +3

      some would say the lords work 🤣

  • @parkerjenkins7361
    @parkerjenkins7361 2 роки тому +704

    i want to be like andrew & friends, riding a cart with a bunch of drunk guys, talking about past traumas with strangers, getting people to sing country roads, and exploring the humanity in each person.

    • @amellowblue
      @amellowblue 2 роки тому

      Do it then. There's more than one spot

    • @Ooo0990
      @Ooo0990 2 роки тому +1

      Me too dude

    • @brazenlilhussy5975
      @brazenlilhussy5975 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ooo0990 I'll be part of that group too lads.

    • @Ooo0990
      @Ooo0990 2 роки тому +1

      @@brazenlilhussy5975 welcome aboard pal

    • @brazenlilhussy5975
      @brazenlilhussy5975 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ooo0990 🤝 I'd advise you to go to a good European city (for the drinking trolly bikes thing anyway) I've ended up on serious nights out with groups of people in Dublin, Cork and Amsterdam..everybody just having a good time. I don't know how we're going to engineer meeting Andrew though, maybe set up our own batshit seminar?😂 all the best bud.

  • @tylerburnham1605
    @tylerburnham1605 2 роки тому +229

    I love how there’s a religious conflict in the street and then the absolute BOYS pull up and Andrew hangs with them

    • @zanthraxnl
      @zanthraxnl 2 роки тому +23

      Spoiler alert: In general satanists do not believe Satan exists. But they love pissing off religious nuts by pretending they do.

    • @maybeasinner8007
      @maybeasinner8007 2 роки тому +2

      @@zanthraxnl lol yeah true. I also noticed that xd

  • @ysf-psfx
    @ysf-psfx Рік тому +15

    You are doing the best job of anyone I've ever seen at capturing the reality of current American life in all its normalcy, extremes, loves and hates. It's really incredible considering some of the things that are going to happen over the next couple years. Thank you.

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos Рік тому

      normalcy where?

    • @mhrgall
      @mhrgall 8 місяців тому

      yeah...I think he might be even better than Louise THeroux!

  • @negativityscrown
    @negativityscrown 2 роки тому +618

    Christian: "I've done everything she's done and worse."
    Andrew: "You've done anal?"
    Christian: "No, that's evil. That's disgusting."

    • @real_JP505
      @real_JP505 2 роки тому +33

      I laughed so hard 😭

    • @cameronavirus772
      @cameronavirus772 2 роки тому +33

      And then the very next clip is her describing her outfit🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chuckjones7218
      @chuckjones7218 2 роки тому +9

      So what's he done, by his own prior admission, that's worse??!

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 2 роки тому +74

      @@chuckjones7218 Well considering his creepy statement on female maturity at 12, I wouldn't be surprised if he has done absolutely repulsive, horrible things I don't want to think about.

    • @lioleigh9791
      @lioleigh9791 2 роки тому +14

      @@KarlSnarks 😕 let's hope someone recognizes him. He should be on a list or something...

  • @oddysee3030
    @oddysee3030 2 роки тому +230

    "Where did you hear that from?"
    "From other people that have done the research"
    This interaction just perfectly sums up the misinformation issue

    • @Bluewolf-
      @Bluewolf- Рік тому +1

      Have a look at: ''e risale english''. Just write it exactly in a search box. Pops up at the top of your search. It will give you the true answers. SATAN IS YOUR ENEMY!

  • @MisterRorschach90
    @MisterRorschach90 2 роки тому +2366

    It’s so embarrassing that I grew up being a Christian and talking to people like that. I remember the first gay kid that came to our youth group. He was desperate for love and acceptance. He kept coming back multiple times a week even though everyone made it clear he was not welcome short of blatantly saying it. I remember seeing the look on his face as he was being treated like that and thinking “how are we the good guys right now?” And that’s when I started my long journey coming out of the church.

    • @oskarostroms
      @oskarostroms 2 роки тому +154

      spent over 10 years in the lutheran church, made my way out of it during high school when i realized they weren’t portraying what they were preaching. seems to be more hate than love nowadays in religion.

    • @a7x_nomadiceagle482
      @a7x_nomadiceagle482 2 роки тому +103

      A lot of people misinterpret Christianity. It's admitting your broken and that's it. It's not about molding yourself after God since that's lust which is a sin. Even these hardcore Christians are wrong

    • @puffpuffpass3214
      @puffpuffpass3214 2 роки тому +79

      I stopped believing around 1st grade just because I saw no evidence. Family would say "look at the miracles all around us" and etc but thise miracles don't prove the existence of a God. They just prove the possibility of something beyond our knowledge

    • @tacklefatkids1195
      @tacklefatkids1195 2 роки тому +31

      That sucks. My youth group is super accepting of pretty much anybody bc that's what Christians are meant to do. You can't really reach people if you push them away

    • @a7x_nomadiceagle482
      @a7x_nomadiceagle482 2 роки тому

      @Gilgamesh4238 thats what I'm saying, another thing Christians get wrong is hate. They hate people like this or people who challenge them. Not only does God say love your enemy but also to turn the other cheek.

  • @vitoleskur
    @vitoleskur 11 місяців тому +4

    The is the most insane 20 minutes of content i’ve ever watched

  • @sbacon0
    @sbacon0 2 роки тому +466

    How does he always end up getting these people to rap. It's Andrew's secret super power.

    • @MikeVoss
      @MikeVoss 2 роки тому +1

      He talks Abt that in an interview I think

    • @IssiBang
      @IssiBang 2 роки тому +10

      pretty sure those guys are his camera man and travel partners/producers doing a skit

    • @jtnash8979
      @jtnash8979 2 роки тому

      @@IssiBang 100%

    • @evitanigaminU
      @evitanigaminU 2 роки тому +5

      @@IssiBang Nah those guys are legit. His posse looks totally different

    • @samus598
      @samus598 2 роки тому

      "I don't really know why these people worship Satan, I can't even taste it." - M.y brother in C.hrist

  • @fergusyeomans9025
    @fergusyeomans9025 2 роки тому +1012

    20:06 This last bit was genuinely beautiful. The way they all got along despite having different beliefs is what we need more of.

    • @Patrick67394
      @Patrick67394 2 роки тому +48

      rare crowd right there

    • @abbynguyen5923
      @abbynguyen5923 2 роки тому

      Need fewer evil morons actually

    • @paulteichelman7284
      @paulteichelman7284 2 роки тому +20

      What we can take away from the last bit is that John Denver transcends all.

  • @Corzappy
    @Corzappy 2 роки тому +1069

    This kind of journalism is absolutely phenomenal.
    It's informative and also gives you a window into other people's minds, it's like some sort of weird social experiment where you give someone a microphone and then eventually they just spill the beans on everything they've ever thought of or believed in.

    • @dtsyt82
      @dtsyt82 2 роки тому +24

      Andrew staying silent and letting them talk is exactly how you get people to say stuff they normally would not. It's similar to the pause technique that police use in interrogations. If you ask a suspect a question and they answer you but you continue to stay silent, they get very uncomfortable and will usually continue to talk just to avoid the awkward silence. People love to talk, even when doing so would put them at a disadvantage. It's quite interesting actually.

    • @Smoneey
      @Smoneey 2 роки тому +8

      It’s really shitty and biased presentation. It’s not journalism. The views he likes he presents honestly, when he dislikes them he edits them comedically. Typical American “journalism”, it’s the same with Fox and CNN

    • @bran2355
      @bran2355 2 роки тому

      @@dtsyt82 well anyone not going 'No Comment' is an idiot anyway whether they talk alot or not.

    • @bran2355
      @bran2355 2 роки тому +20

      @@Smoneey how so he kinda joked about both sides not just one, and its the individuals themselves that are making the meme worthy interactions. If they werent funny the editing wouldnt work.

    • @Smoneey
      @Smoneey 2 роки тому +7

      @@bran2355 He doesn’t joke in some interactions or videos but does in others. He selectively presents some arguments as just the funniest stupidest responses and others he treats with respect. Real journalists understand the importance of impartiality. Comparing him to any real journalist is like comparing Tucker Carlson to the BBC.

  • @JSRMedia
    @JSRMedia Рік тому +8

    As a Christian, I gotta say, we don't always send our best, but the 2 dudes at the end are our best.

    • @jamesblack4411
      @jamesblack4411 Рік тому

      The first one I was like wow, dude sporting pedophilia he was not a good messenger for that abused women it's sad people like that represent us it doesn't exactly change people to God when they see people like him

    • @JSRMedia
      @JSRMedia Рік тому

      @@jamesblack4411 Yep.

    • @ashtonx5340
      @ashtonx5340 Рік тому

      The first guys are speaking the truth

  • @petflash4050
    @petflash4050 2 роки тому +192

    A important part in every documentary is always a freestyling session. Without it, somethings missing.

  • @Cinemarkerz96
    @Cinemarkerz96 2 роки тому +255

    You somehow made a christian “ex” metalhead get comfortable enough to rap.
    Your power is limitless.

    • @goomaboi
      @goomaboi 2 роки тому

      confortavel

    • @Cinemarkerz96
      @Cinemarkerz96 2 роки тому +4

      @@goomaboi sorry phone autocorrected to Brazilian Portuguese

  • @banditkeef3864
    @banditkeef3864 2 роки тому +244

    8:15 that guy has an amazing mother.
    Just think about it, you are a devoted enough Christian to teach it to your kids. Then one day your son says he’s a satanist. She’s supportive, if only even half the people where that open minded.

    • @visnau1126
      @visnau1126 2 роки тому +14

      I didnt even catch that but yeah that is a great mom.

    • @imjustsomeguy72
      @imjustsomeguy72 2 роки тому +13

      Probably cause she really likes his soap.

    • @Male_Parent
      @Male_Parent 2 роки тому

      Respect for her! 👌

  • @joelbrooks5075
    @joelbrooks5075 7 місяців тому +2

    this has to be the best channel 5 video ever.

    • @joelbrooks5075
      @joelbrooks5075 7 місяців тому +1

      thank you andrew(+team) you goat(s)

  • @Trogtor
    @Trogtor 2 роки тому +1663

    10:23 the transition of this guy preaching through the megaphone to the party bike had me in tears.