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Oneupmanship Review - with Tom Vasel (Or, how NOT to design a game)

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  • Опубліковано 14 сер 2024
  • Tom Vasel takes a look at this game. And gives tips to designers on things to avoid when designing games.
    00:00 - Introduction
    05:00 - Game overview
    14:17 - Final thoughts
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    Find more reviews and videos at www.dicetower.com

КОМЕНТАРІ • 575

  • @setin1956
    @setin1956 Рік тому +61

    Tom, I have the pleasure of sharing a relationship with this game’s creator, and this review was the absolute funniest thing to experience. Cathartic almost. You’ve expressed every sentiment I’ve had about the game (and the creator)

    • @caseydraven
      @caseydraven 6 місяців тому +5

      He’s a total “bro” isn’t he? Lol

    • @lugo8824
      @lugo8824 3 місяці тому

      ​@@caseydraven not saying that I would, but doesn't his face seem punchable?

    • @lugo8824
      @lugo8824 Місяць тому

      Oof. Scathing.

  • @chadgarlinghouse2746
    @chadgarlinghouse2746 10 років тому +153

    Kinda torn here, I like me some good box inserts.

    • @coopergabriel1535
      @coopergabriel1535 3 роки тому

      I dont mean to be so offtopic but does anybody know a way to get back into an Instagram account??
      I was dumb forgot the password. I appreciate any help you can offer me

    • @misaelzahir75
      @misaelzahir75 3 роки тому

      @Cooper Gabriel instablaster =)

    • @TeChNoWC7
      @TeChNoWC7 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @woosnext
    @woosnext 10 років тому +101

    Oh hi Tom! This is "The Room" of boardgames. This is tearing me apart.

    • @Latino-Gamer
      @Latino-Gamer 10 років тому

      That actually made me lol. Good job.

    • @GrandElemental
      @GrandElemental 10 років тому

      I was already smirking during the video, but this totally got me. =D

  • @ayahoo16
    @ayahoo16 9 років тому +90

    I am really glad you did this review. It has brought me such joy over the years. I watch it at least once a week.

  • @Madletters
    @Madletters 10 років тому +20

    Can't believe there was a successful Kickstarter campaign for this project. In the appeal video, the designer leads off with "You look at all the games out there, and they're all politically correct ... there's no winners and losers." I don't even know where to start with that one.

    • @lugo8824
      @lugo8824 2 роки тому +3

      7 years later. Now, to be fair, if you ignore the outliers in the game market that include winners and losers(which is literally EVERY GAME IN EXISTENCE) there would be no games that have winners and losers.

    • @gupdoo3
      @gupdoo3 4 місяці тому +2

      Dude's clearly never played a game of Red Dragon Inn with my family we get RUTHLESS

    • @j.c.dicklegproductions9248
      @j.c.dicklegproductions9248 Місяць тому

      I think they still make games with winners in them lmao

  • @davidandersson7642
    @davidandersson7642 8 років тому +67

    I assumed that the whole game was designed to be an anti-capitalist parable, and intentionally knocked-off Monopoly as a meta joke in reference to its inspiration, The Landlord's Game, which was itself created to teach about the dangers of monopolization.
    But then I read the website and realized none of that's true.

    • @llyrghmnghyll
      @llyrghmnghyll 8 років тому +14

      +David Andersson That website gives d-bags a bad name.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 8 років тому +11

      I saw a video featuring the creator. apparently, he got tired of the "politically correct, water down games" out in the market now.

    • @llyrghmnghyll
      @llyrghmnghyll 8 років тому +16

      While I'm not a fan of 'politically correct' censorship, at this point I tend to have a worse view of anti-pc whiners. Nobody's making anybody be politically correct. You're just going to be judged if you don't do it. That's life. deal with it.

    • @DarknessProphet
      @DarknessProphet 7 місяців тому +4

      @@llyrghmnghyll A literal quote form the game's website and one I agree having read the page and listened to Tom's review:
      "I've been called recalcitrant, incorrigible, fatuous, and sophomoronic (as well as other unprintable adjectives) - with good reason."

  • @BannedInQueensland
    @BannedInQueensland 10 років тому +11

    The stock price mechanic is lifted straight from the Stock Market Game from the 1960s. The stock price movement squares even look the same.

  • @jpd4376
    @jpd4376 10 років тому +17

    This is, perhaps, the best review that Tom has ever done. Period. At the end where he loses it and throws the box, I could just watch that and it would still be the Best. Review. Ever. I know you wasted your time Tom but, it was worth it for us :)

  • @Krankitopia
    @Krankitopia 10 років тому +121

    This was one of the actual oneupmanship Kickstarter Stretch Goals:
    "At $10,000 - Are you kidding me? We'll take the money and run!"

    • @GrandElemental
      @GrandElemental 10 років тому +21

      I actually hope they had done that rather than making something like this...

    • @Baldricksturnip
      @Baldricksturnip 4 роки тому +16

      So that's where all the humor went! The poor guy didn't have any left for the actual game.

    • @Andrew_NJ
      @Andrew_NJ 23 дні тому

      Genius

  • @JorWat25
    @JorWat25 5 місяців тому +5

    We're coming up on 10 years since this was published, meaning Tom will have to talk about this game again in his Lookback videos...

    • @NATOnova
      @NATOnova 5 місяців тому +2

      10 year loockback on this game just dropped

  • @RobinMowatSK
    @RobinMowatSK 10 років тому +66

    "The only winning move is not to play."

  • @p3ter20002000
    @p3ter20002000 10 років тому +24

    I don't know why everyone is trying to defend the designer in these comments. This guy sent Tom the game to get it reviewed, its not like this was the designers private game design that he only plays with his friends and then Tom went and acquired a copy of it with the sole purpose of calling the designer a moron. He willingly put his design up for public scrutiny, and scrutiny was given.

    • @Andrew_NJ
      @Andrew_NJ 23 дні тому

      Because the designer is a genius.

  • @Justdave1472
    @Justdave1472 10 років тому +7

    I've been working on a game myself. At the moment, it's still in rough draft/test play phase. And by rough draft test play phase, I mean that I have been using playing cards in sleeves with Post It notes for the new information. From what I have seen of Oneupmanship, those Post It notes are a massive step up.
    I have to admit that I'm glad that Tom reviewed this if only so it can serve as a lesson to game designers out there about what not to do.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 10 років тому

      but reviewing a SELF PUBLISHED game is far different from reviewing a game from an established publisher
      Want to know why games have well designed boxes and components? Because its been financed, its been invested in - a tiny self financed game CANNOT compete in terms of presentation - simple fact

    • @JoeKundlak
      @JoeKundlak 9 років тому +5

      skyblaze eterno A well-designed game does not mean a nice box and wooden components all over the place. Mechanisms are the be-all-end-all of board games, components come only after. Once you understand this, your designs might get better in the future.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 років тому +1

      skyblaze eterno "it's self published, it's self published, it's self published" so fucking what? We should make exceptions when a self published "game" like this essentially plagiarizes a game from the 70's? If that's your argument then here's my rebuttal, piss off.

  • @nathangill7324
    @nathangill7324 8 років тому +30

    17:50... worth watching for that moment Vasel. Wow

  • @applesaws100
    @applesaws100 10 років тому +14

    some of those cards would be considered hazing on most college campuses, some raw bully sounding stuff too! I am glad you let them have it Tom, the game designer really needs to get out more. sounds like monopoly and cut throat caverns had a baby and Burnie Madoff was the play tester/publisher.

  • @atheist_addict
    @atheist_addict 6 місяців тому +7

    The pill bottle was just the icing on the cake.

  • @mattycallen
    @mattycallen 10 років тому +19

    "Pay $1,000 fine or do 25 pushups as a penance. I guess I'll pay the money." Classic Vasel quote. On par with "You challenge me to a game of knuckles, you automatically win, buddy."

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 10 років тому

      you shouldnt really be approving of someone who isnt capable of doing that physical feat - sorry but all the Dicetower nerds need to go outside and do something PHYSICAL for a while rather than dissing someones attempt at a game

    • @JoeKundlak
      @JoeKundlak 9 років тому +13

      skyblaze eterno
      Chill out bro.

    • @FSCB2013
      @FSCB2013 9 років тому +11

      skyblaze eterno lol you seem to be supporting this game. Are you the designer by any chance? :P

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 років тому +4

      skyblaze eterno the key word here being "attempt". Timmy boy failed HORRIBLY at his attempt.

    • @Alittlefruitgoesalongway
      @Alittlefruitgoesalongway 4 роки тому +3

      @@skyblazeeterno You're comment is pretty pathetic to be honest. Taking shots at "nerds" because you have a problem with the fact that this game is thought of as absolutely terrible? There are plenty of non-"nerds" who could probably use some more exercise if they want to be the pinnacle of health. Though no one needs to be that so long as they are healthy overall, do they?
      Beside that, however, this game is very, very bad and says very bad things about people and what is considered funny. I hate the type of jokes that this game goes for, they are disgusting and far from funny, and they deserve to be called out for what they are. Trash. Tom has every right to be mad at it, and much of his video was for comedic purposes, even if he does truly hate the game.

  • @themaster408
    @themaster408 10 років тому +7

    Excellent video Tom.
    I love that Tom said several times he wasn't kidding about the rules. I thought he was kidding a few times before I remembered. Steal someone's stocks! Buy as much as you want for the lowest and KEEP THE CARD! Bankrupt to make other player get bankrupt!?
    I was also frightened by your anger at the end. I can't imagine how angry my friends and I would be if we had played this game. I've only gotten mad at 2 games ever and it was something similar to "if this one thing happens, you win the entire game".

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 10 років тому

      why get angry? its only a boardgame after all

    • @Gatomon41
      @Gatomon41 9 років тому +2

      skyblaze eterno The problem is that it's not a "boardgame".

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 9 років тому

      Gatomon41 in what way is the game NOT a boardgame? just curious

  • @diegoadriandlc5273
    @diegoadriandlc5273 6 років тому +7

    I always come back to watch this video Tom, cause since i saw it i thought i can do better than that, and i ve been trying in my spare time to do it. I am testing my game today i hope it does well thank you for this video and all your effort, its the passion that you had in this video that inspired me. thank you.

    • @styno9295
      @styno9295 3 роки тому +2

      Yay, go man. It's been 2 years now but follow your passion!

  • @TheBrokenMeeple
    @TheBrokenMeeple 10 років тому +34

    Wow, angry Tom at the end there! I felt genuine fear then! :P

  • @outsidelime
    @outsidelime 10 років тому +4

    The tone of your voice when you said "I won't do that" about swallowing the mystery pill had me laughing. Great review!

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 11 місяців тому +7

    As far as I’m concerned this is a UA-cam classic.

  • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
    @TonkarzOfSolSystem 9 років тому +58

    Don't confuse the designer's sociopathic and twisted values for attempts at humor.

  • @shumandaniele
    @shumandaniele 9 років тому +21

    Hmmm, price is down to $30 on amazon. Was $50. Could it be time to buy this before it goes out of print?!

    • @1981dardar
      @1981dardar 7 років тому +2

      Dan Shuman I must own this !!!

    • @keystone5750
      @keystone5750 6 років тому +6

      No

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 6 років тому +1

      The "official website" is selling this for $99. How about... piss off with that price. Here's 10, that just about covers the budget and then some.

    • @Alittlefruitgoesalongway
      @Alittlefruitgoesalongway 4 роки тому

      @@Lugo428 I wouldn't take this game unless you paid me. Then I'd just turn around and toss it in the recycling bin.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 4 роки тому +1

      @@Alittlefruitgoesalongway recycling? Screw that. Trash it.

  • @12er5t7y
    @12er5t7y 8 років тому +7

    Loved the energy. Nice one Tom!

  • @miniongames
    @miniongames 10 років тому +40

    I'm sure there is a serious health code violation with including those "bitter pills". Not to mention I didn't see a single choaking hazard label for the dice and other small objects in the game. This is not only the worst game ever but a lawsuit just waiting to happen. What makes me think he didn't incorporate before releasing this game?

    • @VisionThing
      @VisionThing 7 років тому

      James Mathe Watch out so you won't choke on the dice or die of the pills! Dangerous world.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 6 років тому +7

      VisionThing did it occur to you while writing your comment that an unmarked prescription bottle in a game sets a bad precedent for children? Or that, maybe, it's a BAD IDEA IN GENERAL?!

  • @superuber27
    @superuber27 9 років тому +55

    I'm so confused, why are there a good amount of people defending this game in the comments? I don't even play board games, but it doesn't take much more than basic logic and thinking skills to see how absurdly broken and unbalanced this game is. It doesn't matter if its self published, a poorly designed piece of garbage that isn't worth your time is a poorly designed piece of garbage that isn't worth your time. It doesn't matter how hard someone tried in the slightest if this is the end result.

  • @cygil1
    @cygil1 8 років тому +9

    The stockmarket slider mechanic, complete with stocks that go up and stocks that go down indifferent directions, is direct from John Sands "Stock Market Game."

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 8 років тому +3

      so essentially, Timothy Cataldo, the "creator" of this "game" stole ideas from others and threw it in a toilet to see what would happen?

  • @ClericID
    @ClericID 10 років тому +7

    Quote from the website:
    Patricia continues:
    "We really got into it. My husband (a CPA and head of purchasing for the town of Ridgefield) drew a nasty money card that made us all move to the left and play each other's hand. I inherited his awful hand with zero stock and hardly any money, then he promptly forgot who was who and moved my piece on his turn. I didn't discover it until my turn. My daughter made him go back and undo everything he did on that turn (he bought stock and all kinds of things). It was pretty funny. And that is one of the game's charms, it brings out "fun" things in people.
    How the hell is that bringing the fun out in people?
    www.oneupmanship.com/

  • @richardhutnik
    @richardhutnik 10 років тому +7

    I am seriously stunned here. Someone actually may of topped my attempt at coming up with the World's Worst Boardgame (W.W.B), at having something worse. I am not sure what else can be said here about it.

  • @derrickmarais
    @derrickmarais 10 років тому +64

    Tom, what have you done! This review could turn this game into a cult success. Like an Ed Wood movie. It's so bad you have to play it once.

    • @bbblackwell
      @bbblackwell 9 років тому +24

      Usually I would agree, but this is bad-bad, not B movie bad.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 років тому

      Derrick Marais who is Ed Wood?

    • @TorIverWilhelmsen
      @TorIverWilhelmsen 7 років тому +3

      He was a movie writer and director with more passion than ability. Or budget. Search out "Plan 9 from Outer Space".

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 років тому +1

      Tor Iver Wilhelmsen good god, just the NAME sounds atrocious.

    • @DarthSironos
      @DarthSironos 7 років тому

      So right, part of me wants to buy this game now, Damn you Tom and your passionate rage making this game so alluring!

  • @ClericID
    @ClericID 10 років тому +9

    Why couldn't this have been a Miami Dice review? Sam would have reached through the camera and strangled the designers.

  • @HeadCannonPrime
    @HeadCannonPrime 10 років тому +56

    Time: forever
    Gametype: Not
    LOL that is great!

    • @spheniscine945
      @spheniscine945 10 років тому +3

      The best part is that "forever" is not hyperbole, that is granting that the players are "playing to win" (which I suspect few actual players would bother to by the point it matters, if they even get there)

  • @WolfCoder
    @WolfCoder 7 років тому +5

    17:11 Even the newer video games that are retro styled to look like they're from an 8 bit or 16 bit console apply modern game design. The good ones, at least.

  • @afk9dude
    @afk9dude 10 років тому +7

    They want $50 for that POS?!?!? I mean you can buy monopoly all day long for less than $15. You can buy Agricola, Puerto Rico, Dominion, etc. for less than what they want for this! The sad thing is this is what $5,000 from kickstarter bought you! REALLY!!!!! $5,000!!!!! OMG!!!! What did he spend the $5,000 on?!?!?
    Hey bottom line, just because it sounds cool on kickstarter doesn't mean it's going to be cool! Only contribute to time tested kickstarters, like....oh....IKD.......DICETOWER! Thanks again Tom for a honest review.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 6 років тому +3

      afk9dude WARNING: TAKE A SEAT. FINAL WARNING.
      The official website... is charging $99.

  • @theindyjt
    @theindyjt 9 років тому +61

    Hey, wussy doesn't start with p.....ohhhhhh...

  • @NeilBlaiberg
    @NeilBlaiberg 10 років тому +28

    Best
    Review
    Ever
    (but actually, I quite like the box....)

    • @YayapLives
      @YayapLives 5 років тому +1

      I like it to... If the game was a serious skill game with elegant design it might fit....

  • @BarryDoubletBoardGames
    @BarryDoubletBoardGames 10 років тому +37

    I hope to see this game in the intro to the next "Board Game Breakfast" ....being placed in the toaster....or microwave.

  • @Straddllw
    @Straddllw 8 років тому +52

    This is the Big Rigs of boardgames.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 8 років тому +9

      that damn fly though.

    • @keystone5750
      @keystone5750 6 років тому +5

      What happens when you go in reverse?

    • @themaster408
      @themaster408 6 років тому +4

      IUnderstoodThatReference.gif

    • @keystone5750
      @keystone5750 6 років тому +2

      themaster408 i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif but did you?

    • @CSManiac33
      @CSManiac33 4 роки тому

      I would argue that Oregon Trail Card Game is moreso the Big Rigs of boardgames since that game can be at least enjoyably bad for like one or two plays.

  • @Kentchangar
    @Kentchangar 10 років тому +7

    Is it OK that I'm more looking forward to these reviews from Tom than the ones of actual games? :P

  • @ludwigmises
    @ludwigmises 3 роки тому +3

    Whenever I’m working a game design and get stuck or frustrated, I watch this review.

  • @selwyn75you
    @selwyn75you 10 років тому +4

    I love how much effort you put into this review, especially the component drop. Still, you put more effort in than the designer.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 10 років тому

      I dont think standing in front of a camera for 20 minutes dissing a SELF PUBLISHED game requires any effort

    • @JoeKundlak
      @JoeKundlak 9 років тому +3

      skyblaze eterno Oh, you would be surprised, how much effort it takes to find precious time to review a CRAP game between other good ones, you could have done instead, and invest time and energy into its editing etc.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 років тому +3

      skyblaze eterno Even if the is no effort to standing in front of a camera and talking about a game, Vasel still put more effort into the review than Timmy did making this turd. I've noticed your comments all over this video. You're either Mr. Cataldo himself or someone close to him. Which is it?

  • @evra91
    @evra91 5 років тому +3

    Read in AVGN music tone :He rather have monopoly, playing checks with thumbtacks into his ears, he is the angriest boardgamer you've ever heard, he is the angry monopoly nerd, he is the angry boardgame nerd!

  • @AgentKuo
    @AgentKuo 10 років тому +19

    This is my favorite game, I play it 12 times a day, 12 days a week. So much fun! Great component quality!

    • @GamersGrind
      @GamersGrind 10 років тому +9

      Laziest troll ever.

    • @YakovPetrovich
      @YakovPetrovich 10 років тому +3

      Gamers Grind I'm so confused by your comment. Carl Frodge is literally just joking. Like... it's literally just a joke...

    • @niclaslam6076
      @niclaslam6076 10 років тому +2

      YakovPetrovich
      Are you new to the internet? You should look up "troll"

    • @AgentKuo
      @AgentKuo 10 років тому

      The only troll I know about got outsmarted by 3 Billy Goats.

    • @YakovPetrovich
      @YakovPetrovich 10 років тому +6

      Niclas Lam There's a difference between a blatantly ridiculous joke (12 days a week... come on) and trolling. Stop being so sensitive.

  • @brennanflora2134
    @brennanflora2134 10 років тому +19

    So, did they even bother to change the stock values for the game they ripped off. boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/3887/stock-market-game

  • @ikesteroma
    @ikesteroma 10 років тому +23

    Come on Vasel. Tell us how you really feel!

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 років тому +7

      If you read between the lines, you can see that he LOVED this game.

  • @Freethedice
    @Freethedice 4 місяці тому

    HAHAHA. Ahhh Just came across this video. Tom, I have seen a lot of your videos over the years (although I missed this one) and asides from being very entertaining, informative and an inspiration to have turned your own passion into a lifestyle and livelihood, the things you say actually influence me in the way I try to run my games website. I also recently made a game called Sixzee. One of the main things I kept in mind was to give players interesting choices throughout the game. This is something you often talk about. Give players interesting choices. So I want to say thank you: thanks!

  • @matthelion
    @matthelion 8 років тому +8

    That was epic. Great to watch.

  • @NicholasLA1
    @NicholasLA1 10 років тому +3

    Excellent review, Tom. I needed a laugh today and this was perfect.

  • @jasonmiller3543
    @jasonmiller3543 2 роки тому

    Whenever I have a bad day I come back & watch this review (As well the Bearded Bard's review of Heroquest) to make myself feel better!

  • @Indubitably14
    @Indubitably14 10 років тому +49

    7 dislikes from the designer and family lol

    • @zackbob6
      @zackbob6 5 місяців тому

      And now we don't even get to see them... thanks UA-cam

  • @gamerpip493
    @gamerpip493 10 років тому +22

    The fact that this game was produced gives me a lot of hope that one of my ideas may be a real game someday. If that guys publisher needs something to make up for this one, tell them to give me a call.

    • @michaelmurphymurphy
      @michaelmurphymurphy 10 років тому +2

      I think itwas a $1000 kickstarter. Not that much considering friends and family.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 10 років тому +1

      Michael Murphy
      thats what I hate about this review - Tom is basically dissing the presentaion - which is admittedly a bit crap - I'd like to see OTHER people publish a game for that low amount - Its SELF PUBLISHED FFS - you want decent non copyrighted artwork - you have to pay for it - you want decent mone/notes again you have to pay for it

    • @Gatomon41
      @Gatomon41 9 років тому +4

      skyblaze eterno There are free art programs like GIMP and Inkscape, in which one could at least design a decent looking game, and not something that was lazily made in one hour.

    • @gamerpip493
      @gamerpip493 9 років тому +6

      I could probably design something better in Excel and print it out on my $30 photo printer. Actually I kind of have done that. Just didn't print on quality card stock. Shoved the plain paper into sleeves for a prototype.

    • @nate567987
      @nate567987 8 років тому +3

      +skyblaze eterno One he took others money to put this out two the game is still bad in all ways and 3 self made does not mean lack of art 50 shades got some stander art so why not this

  • @ceetee2001
    @ceetee2001 10 років тому +32

    Games like this actually hurts this hobby more than you think. I'm pretty sure that games like this probably will end up in an office or something. And all non gamer people is going to think that boardgames haven't progressed at all. I hate this kind of games! They hurt the hobby so so much!

    • @GamersGrind
      @GamersGrind 10 років тому +5

      These games don't hurt the hobby. They won't even get much past his local town for sales. They will just take up garage space in the guys garage. That would be like saying bad movies hurt the movie industry. A ton of bad movies have been made but they still make good ones and people still go see them.

  • @kdisabelle
    @kdisabelle 10 років тому +15

    Hahaha that was terrible. Not the review, but the game! I think doing the review was a great move and made so many good points that I could not even count them. These lessons are occasionally needed.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 10 років тому

      not really its like comparing a go-kart made by an individual to a Rolls Royce

    • @JoeKundlak
      @JoeKundlak 9 років тому +6

      skyblaze eterno Wrong analogy. In both of those vehicles you can have fun. However in this game... mostly improbable.

  • @EyalItsik
    @EyalItsik 10 років тому +47

    Umm, Tom... Did you really play this with Sam?
    I... would like to hear his opinion on this "game" too. Please. I consider offering a payment. Please :O

    • @GamersGrind
      @GamersGrind 10 років тому +18

      OMG Sam's reaction would been pure gold if Tom got this angry at a game.

    • @EyalItsik
      @EyalItsik 10 років тому +5

      Yessssss. Please, Sam, tell us what you think about this game :o

    • @GamersGrind
      @GamersGrind 10 років тому +4

      He needs to review it. How about we all just assume he likes it better that Twilight Imperium unless he does review it. That might push him into reviewing this thing :)

    • @Kajotex
      @Kajotex 10 років тому

      Gamers Grind Although the idea is funny, it might be too crass and laughably to take serious. We have to think of something better.... Every day he doesn't review it we buy one copy of the game to feed the designer money? Of course we use it for the chimney, not actually play it...

    • @GamersGrind
      @GamersGrind 10 років тому +2

      Only reason to get that game is if you get into a debate with someone on what a horrible game is and you can pull this one out as proof of what a truly horrible game is like.

  • @jpotter2086
    @jpotter2086 Рік тому +4

    At least the look is very, very consistent. Limited color palette, eveything recilinear, same typeface, no unnecessary visual cluter .... managed to avoid many of the sterotypical amateurish design mistakes ... and yet still look awful.

  • @klascom1
    @klascom1 10 років тому +9

    Pills? ...PILLS?! How did this game even make it past the FDA, let alone a publishing house!

  • @trojan403
    @trojan403 4 роки тому +2

    I laughed the entire way through this video. Especially towards the end where Tom starts losing it... and the Pacman line? Haha gold!

  • @lordcactuar
    @lordcactuar 10 років тому +2

    Did you play test this with Sam? Because I wish I could have been there. Also, has the designer responded? I wanna know if he's ok.. :-)

  • @johnsevern4483
    @johnsevern4483 10 років тому +25

    This was absolutely brilliant.
    How to annihilate something in a review without coming across a dick head. Well done :).

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina 3 місяці тому +1

    Even the money and cards in Monopoly's WWII pack looked nicer than the ones here, and _those_ were plain and cheap _on purpose_ because of the war shortages.

  • @krokomander
    @krokomander 10 років тому +2

    wait: This deluxe version includes 4 custom pawns, a Scarlet Letter "B" pin, and a vial of "Bitter Pills". Nice package. Wait a sec... we're also going to throw in a limited-edition "Man Up." t-shirt. Deluxe edition. It's a deluxe edition... oh god.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 років тому +3

      flaming tomtato for those who read this comment and wonder what the custom pawns are, they are as follows:
      A plastic soldier
      A shell casing from a bullet
      A bottle cap
      A rock

  • @ToxicAtom
    @ToxicAtom 3 місяці тому

    I do have to ask: Are the bitter pills actually a physical good included with the game? I've seen conflicting evidence about this and I find it utterly fascinating. I have no intention of trying to buy the game for myself to find out for reasons this video makes abundantly clear, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

  • @Nic1700
    @Nic1700 6 років тому +3

    I feel like the designer was trying to make Wolf of Wall Street into a board game that would appeal to the most bro of frat guys and failed horribly.

  • @janpawedwa4590
    @janpawedwa4590 9 років тому +37

    Not even worth proper component drop...

  • @GamersGrind
    @GamersGrind 10 років тому +1

    I had to google this game to see if Tom got trolled or not but no he has a full website. The one positive review he quoted was from apparently is local town paper. which plugged a special discount coupon code so it smelled more of an infomercial of a sort.
    But a lot of great games came out of the 70s including Cosmic Encounter among others. I doubt this thing would have done well in the 70s either.

  • @AnishChari
    @AnishChari 4 роки тому +1

    I watch this review a couple times a year I love it so much.

  • @monosophy691
    @monosophy691 5 місяців тому +3

    It's so odd. I don't think I've ever seen a product made by someone that exposes so much about the kind of person they are and the values have without providing at least a scrap of something to empathize with. I genuinely can't look at this game and feel anything but mild distaste for the game and its creator. Like, this game has a rule that means that the game only ends when people give up and don't want to play anymore, and most of the mechanics are indirectly based around the desire for domination and power over others. It's brutish, cruel, and extremely afraid of the idea of being vulnerable while in a position of power.
    I really, really dislike the implications of the victor being determined by who gets tired of being in the environment that this game puts you in last.
    Also, this game was recently featured in a youtube video by an account named Kam Sandwich, who is running a tournament for bad boardgames; your video here is one of the few sources of information on the game that I can find.

  • @1981dardar
    @1981dardar 7 років тому +1

    the component quality is somewhat like splotter. looking good.

  • @BGlasnost
    @BGlasnost 9 років тому +5

    Great review, with one disagreement. I think the minimalist design of the box is actually alright, it works for a dark-humored party game theme.
    However, everything inside of the box is embarrassingly awful. Terrible gameplay, sprinkled with lowbrow d-bag humor that I suspect might appeal to the Duck Dynasty audience.

  • @KrazyReader
    @KrazyReader 9 років тому +4

    Thank you for making this video. The game really seams terrible. Some people are defending it, but anyone can enjoy a game even if it is terrible. I would rather play Monopoly even though that isn't a good game either. I enjoyed how the video was turned into a what not to do video. Keep up the good work.

  • @STOCKBROT1973
    @STOCKBROT1973 10 років тому +2

    Thank You for this one. And I thought after the California vacation kickstarter it could not get worse, but it did. Very funny to watch but a shame that people think they could drop such a thing into the marked, That is actually very saddening.

  • @brandobond
    @brandobond 10 років тому +1

    I've been looking for a good stock market game! So this, Acquire, or Airlines of Europe?

  • @geographist2000
    @geographist2000 9 років тому +1

    I am just curious to know what game Tom considers to be worse... this one or the other review he did on the game Rough?

  • @skysplawn3404
    @skysplawn3404 10 років тому +7

    No way of really knowing, but I almost think it was made just to troll Tom. Made for an excellent show either way though.

  • @Kajotex
    @Kajotex 10 років тому +9

    Hahahaha on the component drop I couldn't help buit laugh out loud.
    This looks like prime "Print & Play -> Straight to the trash" material... but they asked money for this? Seriously?
    Also, usually I find it funny and like seeing Tom get angry, this time he looked like he was not even playful angry. Genuine hatred for a game. Scary.
    But thanks for the review Tom! I'll try not to design my game that way then :D

    • @MCSafetyCautionKid
      @MCSafetyCautionKid 10 років тому

      Yeah, love that he couldn't even be bothered to drop it.

  • @IcepickL
    @IcepickL 10 років тому +5

    Why do I feel like this was meant to be a parody of bad game design? The similarities to Monopoly are too strong for me to believe this was legitimate.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 10 років тому

      I got that impression too - Tom doesnt get the joke and only sees Monopoly in this which is the kicking boy for modern gamers who somehow think its crap

    • @shumandaniele
      @shumandaniele 9 років тому +9

      skyblaze eterno "Only sees Monopoly"? He only mentions that a couple of times in passing.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 9 років тому

      Dan Shuman twice is more than enough and as any non obsessive gamer knows the nerds HATE Monopoly

    • @AFnord
      @AFnord 9 років тому +10

      skyblaze eterno I would think that i "get" the joke. I just don't find it the least bit funny. And bad game design is still bad game design. Harshly punishing the person at the top never feels good, and giving people the chance to just say "nope, you don't win" is not good game design either. It's just annoying. Also, while a bit of randomness is fine in a game, for a longer game, when it mainly just comes down to chance it just ends up being frustrating. You need a degree of "controlled" randomness, the ability to manipulate the odds, otherwise you might as well not play the game. There is a reason why the straight up roll & move game is a dying breed outside of games aimed at a very young audience, and that's because people have found better ways of making games. Game design evolves, and ideas that don't work well gets thrown to the wayside, while good ideas gets implemented in more games.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 9 років тому

      AFnord roll and move is STILL a legitimate game mechanic - "better" is just an opinion
      Chess has been around for ages yet has NO randomness...sorry but your opinions are just that...opinions

  • @renatopucci4661
    @renatopucci4661 3 роки тому

    Looking the website now, in 2021 and looka like they have 2 brand new games: wise up and one up.
    Looks like they are recomended for solving "cabin fever" and "social isolation" problems due to covid.
    We need an Miami Dice about that!

  • @deanlodzinski5494
    @deanlodzinski5494 10 років тому +3

    Tom, I think you held back on that review a bit. Please tell us what you really think!

  • @EliasDKehr
    @EliasDKehr 10 років тому +27

    Length: Forever
    Game Type: Not
    Best part by far.

    • @MatroidX
      @MatroidX 2 роки тому

      Nice, I missed that :)

  • @homelessjoe
    @homelessjoe 10 років тому +27

    Just an overall feeling of sadness for this guy. More importantly I feel so bad for his wife, kids and family who he forces this game on unable to accept that it's a pile of garbage while they have to pretend to be having fun. Let it go man, play good games. Don't torture those you love.

  • @SlayBoredom
    @SlayBoredom 3 роки тому +2

    I made a monopoly full of inside jokes for
    Some friends. I actually did design it all in word and excel but even I managed to at least print the money in different collors lol, what is this?

  • @JoeyjojoShabadoo7
    @JoeyjojoShabadoo7 9 років тому +16

    "Next hint for game designers: DON'T COPY MONOPOLY."
    LOL!!!!!!!!!! So good...thanks Tom :D

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 9 років тому

      JoeyjojoShabadoo7 actually I think thats poor advice....there IS a reason why modern gamers HATE Monopoly...its been HYPER successful...oh they can bleat about game design and original mechanics...but NOTHING new has shifted units like Monopoly - despite its flaws still has many features that game designers SHOULD emulate...near universal appeal, simple to understand goal, cutesy components...zero reliance on some nerd sub-culture threme

    • @JoeyjojoShabadoo7
      @JoeyjojoShabadoo7 9 років тому +8

      Sorry...I have to disagree. Monopoly is just BORING. Old and outdated, imo.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 9 років тому +1

      JoeyjojoShabadoo7 but thats only YOUR opinion and its not even a constructed argument at all (hardly surprising) - if Monopoly was soooo bad it would NEVER have shifted so many units
      Here is WHY Monopoly has sold and done so well - 1 - universal theme which ironically gets specialised for countries and regions and even other licenses 2- it has a simple to understand objective...monopolise the board and grind your opponents bankrupt 3 - cutesy pieces there IS something about the pieces the houses and hotels... 4 - its simple to grasp...so simple its at brain dead level 5 - it cuts across all age groups
      so it has a roll and move mechanic - big deal - its a GAME ffs - part of a game is accepting the randomness of it
      Now if you look at modern games which have been big too thats only Catan and Ticket To Ride they have similar aspects
      Hate Monopoly all you want its probably going to be around for another 100 years while the current hip flavour of the month has disappeared into further obscurity

    • @JoeyjojoShabadoo7
      @JoeyjojoShabadoo7 9 років тому +7

      Wow...sorry to offend LOL...take it easy. I'll have to respectfully disagree, however. Monopoly is outdated. Plain and simple. So many better games nowadays. The only reason people still play it is because of its past success, or because they are young, or because they haven't been introduced to better, more complex strategy games yet (or some combination of these).

    • @JoeyjojoShabadoo7
      @JoeyjojoShabadoo7 9 років тому +5

      Also, the point Tom was trying to make, and that I agree with, wasn't necessarily that Monopoly is a bad game (though I think it's boring and simple), but rather that this creator essentially mimicked Monopoly almost entirely in every way, with a bunch of new (and terrible) rules added.

  • @Shashitha82
    @Shashitha82 10 років тому +6

    You wouldn't believe the intro to this game in their website:
    "ONEUPMANSHIP is a beautifully-designed grownup board game that's not only wicked, cutthroat fun, it's also a witty and irreverent lifestyle accessory/wry political statement."
    "Beautifully-designed"? Hahahahahaha.......

    • @fredericmethot8952
      @fredericmethot8952 10 років тому +4

      Yeah and on the kickstarter page it says: "ONEUPMANSHIP is a completely original board game..."

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 років тому +4

      Frédéric Méthot that's probably the funniest part of this board game abortion.

  • @TheBrokenMeeple
    @TheBrokenMeeple 10 років тому +4

    HA HA HA!! I love it when you go to town on a bad game. Every 10 seconds there's a line from you that rips on the game!
    I'm impressed that you used it as an opportunity to teach game designers so you turned a bad thing into a good thing!
    I think you should keep this game though and use it as a forfeit for teams that lose in a challenge when you're playing team games! :-)

  • @iuribachnivsky3022
    @iuribachnivsky3022 10 років тому +3

    Best review ever!!!!! This really made my day.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 10 років тому

      it was a terrible review as Tom was NOT objective - he was reviewing a self published game for a start - The y cannot be reviewed in the same context as other games - Toms obvious hatred for Monpoly seeped in too much - lets face facts if it had better components it would have got an average review...and as for Toms bizarre nonsense about not including humour in rules gtfo - Steve jackson did it all the time

    • @iuribachnivsky3022
      @iuribachnivsky3022 10 років тому +6

      skyblaze eterno Just remember, the game designers sent him the copy of the game for review, he did not go out of his way to get it. That being said, he has to treat all games he reviews equally. If he gives special treatment for 1, then he has to do it for them all. Also, if you examine the kickstarter page for this game, it clearly is a parody of the theme (wall street economics). The game design is not a parody, they genuinely thought they created a good game. Even ignoring the humor, who creates a game that has a reset option that applies to everyone (and only one person gets to make that call)?

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 9 років тому

      Iuri Bachnivsky
      the point I made clearly was that Vasel was not objective and you are foolishly insane to think ANY person can be objective
      "they genuinely thought they created a good game. "
      You are claiming to know what the designer was thinking-- So somehow you have mind reading powers
      Sop slavishly worshipping Vasel and grow some balls

    • @dontrestyourhead
      @dontrestyourhead 9 років тому +6

      skyblaze eterno
      "the point I made clearly was that Vasel was not objective".
      "you are foolishly insane to think ANY person can be objective"
      If no person can be objective, what the fuck is the point in trying to make the point that someone isn't being objective? Perhaps you'd like to make the point that Tom Vasel has lungs next? Try to think before saying something so asinine and meaningless as "hey, this human is exhibiting a trait which is universal among humans!!!"

    • @WonderCreationStudios
      @WonderCreationStudios 8 років тому +4

      +skyblaze eterno Nothing you have said throughout this entire comments page has been clear or logical.

  • @randomfleming
    @randomfleming 10 років тому

    Tom lays the smack down. Always love these type of reviews. :)

  • @NATOnova
    @NATOnova 5 місяців тому +1

    here from look back march 13,2024 video! probably the best and most hilarious of tom's hate videos, and perhaps the game most deserved of the hate.

  • @BobTHJ
    @BobTHJ 10 років тому

    Thanks Tom! This was the most entertaining review I've seen in a while.

  • @randomjunk1977
    @randomjunk1977 7 років тому +1

    I clicked on this because of the subtitle. Was not disappointed. Then out of curiosity I checked to see if this was still on Amazon. One copy available from a third party. Asking $99.

  • @NotSafeAtAnySpeed
    @NotSafeAtAnySpeed 10 років тому +3

    But will it blend?

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 6 років тому +2

      Jon Oakes but will it BURN?

  • @marky437
    @marky437 10 років тому +4

    At first I thought it looked like a cheap monopoly clone then when I saw the components I thought I was caught in a time loop back to the 1970's - shudder

  • @writerguy911
    @writerguy911 6 років тому

    Every so often I come back to this video and have a laugh.

  • @TimJennette502
    @TimJennette502 10 років тому +3

    best component drop ever

  • @100PercentMilk
    @100PercentMilk 10 років тому

    That freak out at the end. Beautiful.

  • @mrskwid1
    @mrskwid1 7 років тому +1

    just incase anyone is wondering you can buy this game from the US amazon for a low liw price of 99 bucks.

  • @grahamtastic83
    @grahamtastic83 10 років тому +1

    Wow. Just....wow. 2ND funniest component drop though.

  • @Saygoodbyemrfish
    @Saygoodbyemrfish 10 років тому +4

    I have really enjoyed the video, reminded me of Mark Kermode's classic review of Sex And The City 2, an epic, angry and disappointed rant, well done, Tom! A truly horrible game, everybody involved should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves...

  • @TexasRain104
    @TexasRain104 7 років тому

    I think I wet myself! This needs to be his top review! Priceless!!!!

  • @MindinViolet
    @MindinViolet 7 років тому +2

    "Get the humour?" ... ... Um ... ... No. This reminds me of one good piece of humour, though, on the back of the box for Dominion. It says, "Your parents wouldn't be proud, but your grandparents, on your mother's side, would be delighted."