Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Part 2 - Phelous

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  • @bittybears5287
    @bittybears5287 7 років тому +266

    40 million US dollars were used.... for this movie...
    Milla Jovovich's stunt double lost an arm...for this movie....
    A man DIED....for this movie....
    Long story short; this movie was not worth all this.

    • @caaltaes732
      @caaltaes732 7 років тому +29

      if what you said is true thats very depressing

    • @bittybears5287
      @bittybears5287 7 років тому +32

      Olivia Jackson and Ricardo Cornelius. Look em up.

    • @1beatcher
      @1beatcher 7 років тому +25

      no movie is

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 4 роки тому +5

      @@1beatcher someone didn't see any good movies

    • @1beatcher
      @1beatcher 4 роки тому +11

      @@dragonempress8367 I guess you don't mind people dying or losing an arm for a movie than.

  • @culwin
    @culwin 7 років тому +430

    It all makes sense once you realize the one running Umbrella is... Wabuu

    • @joshnazario1020
      @joshnazario1020 7 років тому +79

      "Most of these people affected with the T-Virus are Sooo Stupid."

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 7 років тому +41

      "My God!"

    • @FuugaNatsu
      @FuugaNatsu 7 років тому +32

      "What the Hell is going on here?!"

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 7 років тому +36

      Wabuu manipulating the facts in each movie to cover his sneaky raccoon tracks would make this series amazing.
      The Greatest scheme ever Pulled: A Resident Evil movie by Soo Stupid Productions.

    • @TheKML777
      @TheKML777 7 років тому +25

      .................................................................................................................................................................................................For you.

  • @80MWH
    @80MWH 7 років тому +304

    Ever play the game 'telephone' as a kid? Where you sat in a circle, and the first person started a message, and the goal was to make sure the message got all the way back without being changed?
    That's what this film series sounds like! By the end, all anyone remembers is, 'Alice,' 'The T-virus,' 'The Red Queen,' 'The laser grid,' and...'You're ALL going to die down here!'

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 7 років тому +8

      I do.. and untill just a month ago, I didn't even know what that game was called. No one had ever told me. To me, it was just the "sit in a circle and start a message"-game.

    • @WinterSteele
      @WinterSteele 7 років тому +12

      Good analogy for these films.
      P.S. -- We used to call the game "Whisper Down the Alley," but it had the same concept.

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 7 років тому +6

      Basically what this movie became.

    • @daveofosiris
      @daveofosiris 7 років тому +6

      we called it chinese whispers.....until the powers that be deemed it a racist title

    • @MetalheadCinemaniac
      @MetalheadCinemaniac 7 років тому +4

      Damn... That's actually pretty much exactly what this movie series is!

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 7 років тому +156

    "Why am I still alive?"
    "I don't know."
    END

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 4 роки тому +1

      To make a long story short,
      Alice killed them. 😐

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 7 років тому +338

    The reason why Paul W.S. Anderson kept messing up the continuity is because...
    HE'S A CLONE THE WHOLE TIME!

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 7 років тому +20

      Fubukio What a twist!

    • @Pidaanma
      @Pidaanma 6 років тому +21

      You mean, a different clone in each movie. ^^

    • @98953812
      @98953812 6 років тому +12

      Pidaanma Final clone: No!! You disgusting monster!!! *stabs the original Anderson repeatedly.* I'm the real Paul W.S. Anderson!! Me!!! *real Anderson dies from blood loss. He then looks at me.* I'm me; he's not me. *the resident evil fans rush Anderson clone and beat him to death.* NOOO!!!!!!
      ME: Yeah, I don't think they care. :P

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 років тому +6

      Well Fuck My Donkey!!!!!😮

    • @ThotdFan127
      @ThotdFan127 6 років тому

      I've been repeatedly punching myself for trying to understands this films lack of continuity and honestly... fuck it. I'll just accept this as the official cannon so I can finally sleep again and stop going to therapy...

  • @CrimsonMoonM
    @CrimsonMoonM 5 років тому +33

    "Wesker, you're pitiful!" - Chris Redfield, RE1.
    I feel that quote is the only proper retort to Wesker's anticlimactic door-death.

  • @toddthesweatynerdguy1450
    @toddthesweatynerdguy1450 2 роки тому +22

    Wesker's death in this is more embarrassing when you remember how many people have lost limbs in movies and survived. Then think of the powers Wesker had in the last movie, now think of the fact not only was he killed by a door but the door only took one foot. Albert Wesker died because a door "amputated" one of his feet, I can't think of a more embarrassing way to die.

  • @mojojojoke8028
    @mojojojoke8028 7 років тому +256

    Brilliant review as always, but you forgot to mention a couple of details about this film.
    Milla Jovovich's Stunt Double ended up breaking every bone in her body and ended up having one of her arm's amputated and another crewmember was crushed by a prop on the set.
    Just to reiterate.
    Somebody died and another was crippled for life a because of THIS.
    People's lives have literally been ruined and ended because of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +7

      Jim MF Yeah, that's sad... And I thought 2 people died on the set and another was injured(I'll check back in a jiffy)

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 6 років тому +31

      People had to suffer for a movie no one asked for.

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 6 років тому +16

      Jim MF Out of curiosity, in what scene did the stunt double get injured in?
      Also, the victims have my sympathies 😢

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 6 років тому

      ...wait what?

    • @rorylumley4727
      @rorylumley4727 6 років тому +6

      I fell bad for them i hope they and there familes were well taken care of.

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 7 років тому +201

    I believe Bardock from DBZ abridged said it best when it comes to these movies "OF ALL THE STUPID! ASININE, SHARK JUMPING BULLSHIT!"

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 7 років тому +27

      Also: "USELESS-ASS PSYCHIC POWERS!"

    • @theomiossec1482
      @theomiossec1482 7 років тому +1

      The last is about the "super powers" of our "character"

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws 7 років тому +4

      Assuming this movie hadn't jump the shark four or five movies earlier.

    • @FlyinggMushroom
      @FlyinggMushroom 5 місяців тому

      Tfs is cancer

  • @Silkcrowcrimson
    @Silkcrowcrimson 6 років тому +63

    Alicia: "I still own half of the company."
    Who cares? Does owning half a company matter if there is no economy and money is worth nothing? What are they going off of? The honor system?

    • @80MWH
      @80MWH 6 років тому +28

      That ties into one of my biggest issues with this series as it goes on: They keep making out Umbrella to be doing all this for money and stock prices, BUT THEY'VE PRETTY MUCH WORKED TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD SO WHO HAS THE MONEY TO BUY UMBRELLA BEAUTY PRODUCTS AND WHATNOT!!?

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 роки тому +1

      @@80MWH Yah, Hyper Capitalistic What Ever Governments would piss themselves scared and would do everything to stop the end of the world. Money means jack if there’s nothing there to buy, trade or sell. It makes more sense for the Umbrella Corp to want to prevent the end of the world and stop the T-Virus so they can continue thriving.

  • @TheGM-20XX
    @TheGM-20XX 7 років тому +305

    I didn't see the film that came before this one. apparently neither did the writers.

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 7 років тому +19

      TheGM Anderson who wrote practically every installment (albeit while not directing Extinction) also wrote this one....that's what makes it more INFURIATING AAAAAAAAHHHHH 😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @fanfaretloudest
      @fanfaretloudest 7 років тому +1

      Hey me too!

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 7 років тому +20

      TheGM I think the writers were watching too many Nostalgia Critic Reviews and took "I remember it so you don't have too" far too literally.

    • @KingOfTheRabidDucks
      @KingOfTheRabidDucks 7 років тому +10

      It is kind of interesting to watch the entire series at this point with the foreknowledge that one movie is going to barely follow the other and it's own casual disregard for its own internal continuity.
      It'd almost be artistic if I thought the director was capable of it.

    • @tenkaistern5549
      @tenkaistern5549 7 років тому +3

      I stopped watching after the 2nd movie because I was so disappointed how they handled Nemesis. The first and the second movie alrealdy felt like high budget but cheap zombie flicks to me.

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 7 років тому +284

    I think Paul W.S. Anderson just wanted to make self insert fanfiction about his wife.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 7 років тому +19

      Pelcogo did he even play the re games before making these pieces of shit?! I mean wow these movies barely had anything to do with the games! retribution was shitty enough, but this one feels like shit taking a shit! without hesitation, I can say that Paul Anderson and his wife can go fuck themselves!!

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 7 років тому +10

      Jeez all they did was make a bad movie. Calm yourself.

    • @gabin5448
      @gabin5448 7 років тому +1

      oh god
      if he do thing like this again then RIP monster hunter movie
      and that movie already hsve problem before it even begun

    • @belias360
      @belias360 7 років тому +13

      Unfortunately, the movies here weren't meant to have anything to do with the games. They just stole new creatures and inserted them in the films as the game series progressed. The CGI films are canon and somewhat better as a result.

    • @trunksrocks1
      @trunksrocks1 7 років тому +10

      I have a feeling that deep down he just wanted to see if they would let him make a sequel that ignored continuity of the previous was.
      nah, he's just a pretentious skunt.

  • @MadDemon64
    @MadDemon64 7 років тому +143

    In the end, the Resident Evil movies are nothing more than fanfics brought to the big screen. Overblown, poorly written, inconsistent, and incomprehensible fanfics that have all the hallmarks of a bad fanfic, including making the main character OC do not steal a Mary Sue.

    • @LEONOX233
      @LEONOX233 7 років тому +28

      +bigevilworldwide1
      No one ever said that the games had Shakespearean writing to begin it (if someone said that as a serious statement, he's just a very, very delusional fanboy) as at it's core, the RE games are homages to the B-Movie genre and it's over the top silliness and thats one of the most unique things about the franchise, at least IMO.
      But even at the worst, the games had somewhat relatable characters, so we cared enough about the stakes of the situation and the fun gameplay could make you forget about any bad storytelling, but in those movies, no one cares about Alice or her world.
      And even if the games, novels and comics only have slight better writting, that doesn't excuse the movies from being inconsistent piles of trash with a obnoxious Mary Sue as the main character.

    • @Exaggeratedreality
      @Exaggeratedreality 7 років тому +21

      The games writing and themes are not the best by any stretch, however at least they don't constantly and consistently destroy their own lore each and every installment. The games have always had a form of liner progression and in very few instances have they retconned any information in order to make the series work. I think my biggest confusion is probably the time table and Rebeccas responses from Resident Evil 0 and Resident Evil 1. These movies are a jumbled mess of Mary Sue like characters, poor writing and development, and complete lack of care to the source material.

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 7 років тому +13

      The games are at least consistent and people's motivations don't radically change to being the exact opposite of what they were one game ago.

    • @SilverAuron
      @SilverAuron 6 років тому +13

      Hey, that's offensive to fanfiction everywhere! I can assure you, you would be hard pressed t fin one with such shitty inconsistent and incoherent writing all at the same time.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 5 років тому +1

      bigevilworldwide1 notice how nobody likes your shitty comment? 😁😁😁

  • @harry426
    @harry426 7 років тому +150

    The sheer EGO of Paul W. S. Anderson and Mila Jovovitch is simply a marvel to witness. How they basically created a movie franchise that glorifies her, and how people actually keep going to see thes movies in theater, is a true testament to how rotten popular cinema has become.

    • @supoa9489
      @supoa9489 6 років тому +3

      Dadko Facts

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +17

      Dadko At first I didn't get the big deal about Alice being a parasitic, noncanon, pathetic MarySue, but since I saw the fourth installment in my Cinema and the franchise going downhill ever since kinda opened my eyes...

    • @sansthedevil
      @sansthedevil 6 років тому +4

      resident evil 3 is the reason why i only watch downloaded movies

    • @Batman-p7f
      @Batman-p7f 6 років тому +4

      sansthedevil Don't do that. You should just watch movies that have positive reviews.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 6 років тому +9

      I know. I kept trying to convince my moms friend how god awful these movies are not just by messing with game continuity but with the movies continuity too but he kept defending it. I just facepalmed so hard. American movieviewers are retarded. No wonder we cant ever get anything done.

  • @222CBK222
    @222CBK222 7 років тому +84

    Thank god that mess is over with, and it ended fittingly on a whimper. But Phelous, you'll be under the control of Umbrella forever!

    • @Verrskel
      @Verrskel 7 років тому +7

      Oh no, my friend, 'tis not an end, 'tis merely a beginning - for it is reboot time. Did you really think this nightmare, this sodomy would end so soon? Poor you ...

    • @jblask2
      @jblask2 7 років тому +3

      I have not heard the name X1 Alpha in so long...oh my gosh the nostalgia...

    • @Verrskel
      @Verrskel 7 років тому +3

      "Sounds simple? I DON'T THINK SO!"
      I know, right?! I want a sequel! It was the original MOBA for God's sake! Where's the damn Sky Captain?! How the hell is this just an obscure game from the past long gone?
      Precinct Assault?! I want to storm the EA's HQ and beat the shit outta them for letting this game rot!

    • @jblask2
      @jblask2 7 років тому +3

      Haha indeed! I would very much enjoy seeing it be reborn! With the increasing popularity of games like Titan Fall perhaps EA will consider picking up Future Cop again.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 7 років тому +1

      Mah god!

  • @GradnLordTad
    @GradnLordTad 7 років тому +146

    Umbrella Motorcycle: The Greatest Umbrella Employee!!!

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 7 років тому +1

      Could be a fun arcade rail shooter

    • @miy1925hassun
      @miy1925hassun 7 років тому +2

      Santiago Scarpino CARD GAMES WITH ZOMBIES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!

    • @miy1925hassun
      @miy1925hassun 7 років тому

      Santiago Scarpino Don't know to be honest. Never really followed the real game.

    • @EdmondDantes224
      @EdmondDantes224 7 років тому

      I don't think Zombie cards actually exist, Hasan.

    • @miy1925hassun
      @miy1925hassun 7 років тому

      Jispy Moe Dantes There is a zombie(undead in Japanese) archetype though. Zombie Mammoth for example or Paladin of Cursed Dragon.

  • @bul13ts
    @bul13ts 7 років тому +270

    Theory: Alice is actually a delusional homeless woman with an undiagnosed brain tumor telling an insane, incoherent story to anyone who will listen, no longer fully capable of understanding that she's just making it up as she goes. "My name is Alice, and this is my story."

    • @Verrskel
      @Verrskel 7 років тому +26

      It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!

    • @Verrskel
      @Verrskel 7 років тому +5

      Thank you ^_^. Definitely a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +12

      Poirot's Mustache At this point I'd embrace a resolution like that...

    • @walkingcubkid
      @walkingcubkid 6 років тому +12

      Still A better twist than the actual twist in this movie..

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 6 років тому +19

      That would strangely make SO much sense.
      A deranged mental patient who spent most of her childhood playing Resident Evil games, to the point that when her mind breaks, the only thing she can latch onto is the video game franchise of her youth.
      She played it as a kid, and she played it as an adult, so she puts herself at different stages of her life into the main character roll of the franchise. However, because her mind is slowly deteriorating, she can't remember exactly how things happened.
      As such, when she tells her story of how she was the hero of the universe in which her games took place, the story gradually becomes less connected with the actual story of the games.
      There will still be aspects of the games, given that it is the only thing that her broken mind can hold onto, but they won't make sense. A giant zombie with a massive axe and nails in his heaf will show up, because it was in the game, but she doesn't know where to put it.
      Jill will return with a mind altering robot on her chest, but it will only LOOK like the game, because Alice cannot remember what happened in the game.
      Her story will continue to fall apart as time goes on and her ability for rational thought disappears, until finally, the story ends when her mind is so broken that she is incapable of speech.
      Sorry...that idea was so good that I just started having my creative juices flow uncontrollably.

  • @BoulderPunchPodcast1
    @BoulderPunchPodcast1 6 років тому +78

    Remember when Wesker was cool? He survived explosions, bullets, and getting his brains blown out, and yet a door crushing his leg is what kills him? How the hell does that work?

    • @HLHReviews
      @HLHReviews 3 роки тому +8

      Poor writing. It’s like with every film he made, Paul Anderson just loved retconning his own film series.

    • @MachineD3vil
      @MachineD3vil 3 роки тому +1

      Well that’s just lazy writing

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      Mmmm it’s pretty lazy😅 hold on crushing his leg shouldn’t kill him!

  • @YMasterS
    @YMasterS 7 років тому +107

    Why would the 50% shareholder's genetic copy not have clearance for an Umbrella motorcycle's on board computer?

    • @BoulderPunchPodcast1
      @BoulderPunchPodcast1 6 років тому +11

      ............... Shit! He knows!

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 6 років тому +8

      ...holy crap why did that not occur to me?
      You have skills man. I missed that entirely.

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 5 років тому +1

      Because continuity

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 5 років тому +3

      Because the plot demanded it

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 5 років тому

      To be fair do you expect that specific shareholder to be capable of driving a motorcycle?

  • @bigronnie9629
    @bigronnie9629 7 років тому +47

    This should have been called Resident Evil: Contradiction

  • @wellthatwaswierd4570
    @wellthatwaswierd4570 3 роки тому +28

    It's actually pretty adorable how much Anderson obviously loves his wife, seems like something you maybe don't see too often with Hollywood celebrity couples... I just wish he could express that great love WITHOUT ruining perfectly innocent movies that might have never harmed a soul, otherwise.
    But, alas.
    Moment of silence for every Resident Evil fan whose head imploded from being overwhelmed by bafflement, frustration, anger, and a disappointment inexpressible in mere human constructs like "words".

    • @MachineD3vil
      @MachineD3vil 2 роки тому +3

      Well, with one being Rob and Sherry Moon Zoombie

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 7 років тому +38

    Ok, so Barry died of gunshot wounds, Wesker was killed by a door, Carlos by an explosion, Claire presumably died of exposure, Leon, Jill, and Ada seem to have been killed in the White House battle, Chris I think was killed by Umbrella...am I missing anyone?

    • @wisewolftony
      @wisewolftony 2 роки тому +3

      No but I guess if you read the novelization for this shit film. Then Wesker is actually hinted to still be alive. But the confirm that Leon and Ada were killed by some random ass mutant in the white house battle and that Jill was killed be Wesker. While Chris they never say anything about his fate other then that at the end of Afterlife him and Claire were taken by different Umbrella Helicopters at the end of that film. SO he's probably as good as dead.

    • @MachineD3vil
      @MachineD3vil 2 роки тому +6

      What a wasted potential sandwich

    • @kratal122
      @kratal122 2 роки тому +3

      Angela Ashford, who was basically a renamed Sherry Berkin, so I can see how you forgot, if you even want to count her. The movie seemed to forget she was supposed to be based on a character from the games.
      She completely disappeared from the timeline. I think I’ve heard the novelization implies something happened to her, but IIRC even the novelization brushes it off.

    • @angbandsbane
      @angbandsbane 2 роки тому

      @@kratal122 I think in the novelization Alice got mind controlled to kill Angela between 2 and 3. (That's what Wikipedia said years and years ago, at least)

  • @RandomCarGuy17
    @RandomCarGuy17 7 років тому +114

    Wesker gets killed by a door? Wow "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter", you really are the grand central station of disappointment.
    Also, great review Phelous!

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 років тому +14

      And I thought Wesker "went out like a bitch" in Afterlife. But after being beaten by a door, even Wesker's final "battle" with Alice and him being blown up by his own bomb (which Alice placed in the exact vehicle within the hangar) is a badass end by comparison.

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 6 років тому +9

      Didn't you have to throw the guy into a volcano in the video games just to be able to make him say, "Well, that was annoying,"?

  • @StCerberusEngel
    @StCerberusEngel 7 років тому +26

    In the face of a zombie apocalypse, what the hell does it matter if you own 50% of a company? Who's gonna be around to care? Also, it astounds me that this is the same guy who made the Mortal Kombat movie. What the fuck happened?

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 7 років тому +9

      What happened? Well Resident Evil (the first movie) was the best of these flicks because Paul Anderson went in it to make a movie... his original plan was to make a side story that could be considered canon to the games themselves and some people back then actually did accept the first film as canon. What happened was the director Paul Anderson, met the actress who played Alice and the two started dating... they got married and since Paul Anderson still had the movie rights to Resident Evil's Live Action flicks, he kept shitting out scripts not putting any thought into them and putting his wife in the star role not only to embezzle like crazy, but to have flicks of his wife kicking ass to masturabte too. That's why the story is the way it is...
      With the exception of, no character but Alice is important or contributes anything to the story, even if unlike Alice they're actually from the game this is based on, everything else is an after thought being made up as things go along. Being able to masturbate to his wife fighting CGI is as far as Paul Anderson gave a shit. It's also why he changed the ending so that Alice doesn't die at the end of Final Chapter... pulling a morality test that wouldn't fly even in an episode of the original Power Rangers one that makes less sense the more you think about it "Let's make up a false incentive for you not to save the world, because if humanity's only hope for survival isn't a 100% morally strong person, then why fucking bother?".... The point is to masturbate to his wife fighting people... NOTHING ELSE..... What would kill his boner more than her dying?

  • @WushuKnight19
    @WushuKnight19 7 років тому +54

    This also doesn't help that Shinji Mikami wasn't involved in any of the sequels outside of the first one. The first was the best because it was much closer to the atmosphere of the games than any of the sequels could ever be. Apocalypse may be closer in references, but it rather shat on those references than respect them.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 років тому +3

      +Antichrist2000
      Still, at least the first Paul WS Anderson movie had a main soundtrack theme that fit the Survival Horror tone (even if the rest of Marilyn Manson's musical score is over-the-top and out of place), did not give Alice superpowers and required her to sometimes need help (like defeating the Licker), provided a plot that could somewhat fit within the Resident Evil universe (before having Alice take over everything), and at least attempted to make something dark, gritty, and claustrophobic (as oppose to all the sequels that turned it into an X-Men knockoff with more explosions, overblown acrobatics, and fist-fights than actual scares and feelings of danger).
      The first one was still mediocre in my opinion, though, and it mostly only looks good at points due to the quality of its sequels.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 років тому +2

      Capcom pretty much disowned Shinji Mikami anyway.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 5 років тому +3

      Mark Cobuzzi back in 2002, fans were willing to accept the first movie as canon. It could have simply been an alternative story set in the game universe that even provided an origin story to the T Virus, and because no locations or characters from the games were used in the movie, it didn’t really mess with any established lore from the games.
      That was no longer possible though with Apocalypse.

  • @BesterP12
    @BesterP12 7 років тому +121

    So... When the reboot comes out , will we get nongamers wondering where Alice is?

    • @prototypesidearm4709
      @prototypesidearm4709 7 років тому +56

      BesterP12 this is so true...great, I can picture it now, we have Chris, jill, Wesker, rebecca, and Barry...and the non gamers be like, this movie sucks cause no alice

    • @disneyerapowerrangers2923
      @disneyerapowerrangers2923 7 років тому +7

      prototype, that would annoy me.

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 7 років тому +7

      Prototype Side Arm those guys can lick our cocks for be a bunch of stupid idiots

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 7 років тому +15

      Most likely, people who aren't Godzilla fans watch the movies and wonder why Godzookie is called Minya....

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +1

      BesterP12 Probably, but not me!

  • @SHINOBI-03
    @SHINOBI-03 7 років тому +113

    Fun fact: Claire's boyfriend? It was based on a subplot from Resident Evil Revelations 2, only worse and dumber and not as impactful as the game... just like the rest of this gundamned movie.

    • @belias360
      @belias360 7 років тому +11

      I caught that part too. But yeah, they didn't even try in the film version. He had no real personality.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 7 років тому +32

      Oh, Jesus Christ, he was still trying to adapt from the games when his films have nothing to do with them?
      He adapts plots so shittily.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 років тому +8

      Ugh, I knew I wasn't the only one that noticed that. Seriously Anderson, you had the making for a good subplot; how do you fuck it up???

    • @EliParker28
      @EliParker28 5 років тому +5

      Neil wasn't even her boyfriend.

    • @joshuanelson6795
      @joshuanelson6795 5 років тому +2

      Claire's outfit in this movie is also from Revelations 2. Truly the most faithful adaptation we could have possibly hoped for.

  • @PolarPhantom
    @PolarPhantom 7 років тому +20

    Wesker in the games: Killed by two rockets in the face in a volcano after a long, harsh battle against one of his oldest, most hated enemies..
    Wesker in the movies: Door.

  • @gutspuck721
    @gutspuck721 7 років тому +25

    Alice in wonderland saw a bottle with the label "drink me" and she did
    it! The same applies for this Alice the bike was like "ride me" and she
    did it! Here is the connection with the classics!

  • @Sovietnickie
    @Sovietnickie 7 років тому +75

    A stunt woman lost her arm and a man was crushed to death over this movie.... Just keep that in the back of your head.

    • @Isaac-gh5ku
      @Isaac-gh5ku 4 роки тому +7

      😰
      F***....

    • @Isaac-gh5ku
      @Isaac-gh5ku 4 роки тому +5

      If it was me when these events happened, I would stop all productions for my own movie (not Resident Evil: The Final Chapter) and either postponed or canceled the movie entirely and never released to theaters.

  • @pierre-alexandredemers4423
    @pierre-alexandredemers4423 7 років тому +67

    Resideng Evil : revenge of the clones should be the name of the Final Chapter

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 років тому +13

      Or just plain "Attack of the Clones," since this franchise has more in it than the entire Galaxy from a long time ago far far away.

  • @themaddbomba9799
    @themaddbomba9799 7 років тому +47

    The Countryside Evil: The Final Chapter
    Wabuu: Most of Wabuu's clones are soooooo stupid.

  • @PunksterOS
    @PunksterOS 7 років тому +57

    Woah perfect timing, I just made a sandwich too. Sadly, I was all out of Jills.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, this one had no Jill's either. XD

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 7 років тому +42

    Yeah, great. Now all the people down in the freezer - innocent and guilty alike - are dead and there's just a handful of survivors on the surface. Like five to ten people or so. Repopulating the Earth is de facto impossible, humanity died out. Good job, Alice.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +11

      gagaplex LPs My thoughts exactly, humanity can't repopulate with mere hundreds of people, and I think it said somewhere only 4 000 humans were still alive, which is insufficient... Think about it: how many men and women are capable to produce two or more kids in these conditions? With no clean water, food, medical care or anything to sustain life, no one should have survived past the third movie anyway!

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 6 років тому +3

      Uhhhhh....
      *SHUT UP! ALICE IS AWESOME!!*

    • @Fingleberrys
      @Fingleberrys 4 роки тому +3

      @@anikmonette2140 technically we actually only need around 300 for a stable gene pool

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 роки тому +1

      @@Fingleberrys Yeah, at the time I probably didn't know, but it's also possible that my memory screwed up real bad on this!

  • @tinycrimester
    @tinycrimester 7 років тому +123

    I think I got T-virus from this movie.

    • @holopuppy4155
      @holopuppy4155 7 років тому +7

      sweetcinnamonpnchkin Don't forget the lighter. Just to be safe

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 7 років тому +6

      Earl Agustines oops. I better get some gasoline then too.

    • @TheKML777
      @TheKML777 7 років тому +17

      "She's infected with the T-virus!!!"
      *DUDUDUN!!!!*

    • @Zanzuki93
      @Zanzuki93 7 років тому +8

      well since your not Alice you won't gain godhood but you might be cured from whatever alicia markus had ;)

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 7 років тому +5

      Kemal Alis throw him in a great big fire!

  • @yunanasnakewoman5150
    @yunanasnakewoman5150 7 років тому +22

    I want the reboot to have a scene where a red haired lady walks up to Wesker from RE 1 and says. "I am Alice I work for the Umbrella Corporation."
    Then Wesker says "Umbrella?"
    Then he shoots her in the face.
    And then Barry shouts "Wesker!!!"

  • @littleNorwegians
    @littleNorwegians 7 років тому +125

    Thank you for covering this movie series from beginning to end. Frick, I remember back when you started these, back in the day.
    One thing I will never understand is that every video game movie practically bombs, commercially and critically, yet this series lived on seemingly forever.
    So yeah, you can finally put your sandwich out to pasture.... well, until that reboot happens.

    • @Wolf10media
      @Wolf10media 7 років тому +14

      Shit the only real reason why this series kept going cause anderson and wiseman (director of the underworld films) kept competing with their trophy wives.

    • @clownprince88
      @clownprince88 7 років тому +6

      They all made money worldwide , the overseas market is what kept the series going , it was a very profitable series for Sony and not just in the theaters

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 7 років тому +5

      Yeah, these movies made a ton of money, that's why they kept being made.

    • @Wolf10media
      @Wolf10media 7 років тому +6

      bigevilworldwide1 I'm aware of that as well but you also should see the coincidences. both directors married both star actresses, both movies have the lead actress over shadow the supporting characters. each "final" movie comes up with some BS platitudes of how special and powerful the main lead is. the difference is underworld didn't go too out of it's way to break it's own continiuty. also they don't make nearly as much money as the fast and furious and transformers movies. so you tell me why are they still continuing to be made.

    • @cthulhuhoops
      @cthulhuhoops 7 років тому +1

      Because they make money. That's it.

  • @JohnDoe-wz3jq
    @JohnDoe-wz3jq 7 років тому +256

    finally the other half of my Phelous review sandwich!

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 7 років тому

      John Doe What kind of Sandwich?

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 років тому

      Victor Riquelme This was almost a UA-cam comment sandwich! But then I ruined it.

  • @EquesTron
    @EquesTron 7 років тому +44

    Jesus Christ, the Phantasm movies had tighter continuity than this.

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 7 років тому

      EquesTron What movies are those?

    • @EquesTron
      @EquesTron 7 років тому +3

      A series of horror movies that initially start out as a story of a boy looking into a creepy Tall Man to find that the guy has a portal to a different dimension, and a ball that drills out people's brains. However, as each movie goes along, it mostly drops the psychological horror of the first in favor of more wacky set pieces. Still for five movies over the course of 37 years, it had a (mostly) tight continuity. While there are some sudden lore changes, it was never as drastic as Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 7 років тому

      ahhhhh that one, yeah i recently remember

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 7 років тому +2

      Equestron lol Good call on the Phantasm comparison. I love that series but damn, it's got its fair share of continuity errors from one film to the next.

  • @bionicleanime
    @bionicleanime 7 років тому +24

    The twist of Alice herself being a clone is actually very appropriate for this series. it symbolizes how people wasted their time watching them over years leading to something that did not matter in the long run. it all amounted to nothing. I am a regular guy who likes good movies and I am proud to say I never paid to watch ANY of the RE films.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 6 років тому

      Me neither, I watched them all online here on youtubs lol

  • @POLE7645
    @POLE7645 7 років тому +20

    This is the way the Paul W.S. Anderson Resident Evil movie ends. Not with a whimper, but with a loud cry of BOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Glad to see that we god this mess over with after more than 15 years.

  • @tinkerer3399
    @tinkerer3399 7 років тому +106

    Could this be the dumbest series ever? No seriously in terms of just failure of storytelling it's almost... beautiful. Bearing in mind that we had ONE guy writing all of this and that SAME GUY directing over half of it just how did he manage to screw it up to this level? If anyone can name another series where the writer screwed up to this level it would be greatly appreciated.

    • @Darkslayer289
      @Darkslayer289 7 років тому +9

      The Transformers series.

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 7 років тому +18

      Darkslayer289 Transformers had 8 different writers and it still managed to confer a more involving and consistent narrative than this train wreck of a series. It's shot poorer but on the whole Transformers is clearly the more intelligent series.

    • @Darkslayer289
      @Darkslayer289 7 років тому +10

      Transformers still has its leaps in logic. Like how Cybertron was supposedly destroyed in Dark of the Moon, yet it's still around in The Last Knight. Also, Cybertron partially destroyed the moon and slightly grazed Earth. MAJOR geological disasters on an apocalyptic scale are treated as minor nuisances. So no, I'm not giving the Transformers series a pass.

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 7 років тому +12

      Darkslayer289 Oh definitely don't give it a pass, I was just saying that on the dumbness scale Transformers is about an 7-8 where as Resident Evil is about a 9. I'd probably view them as closer to each other but like I mentioned the fact that Resident Evil was written by one fellow instead of changing hands over the course of the series really takes out any excuse that they might have had. Transformers may be the WORSE series but Resident Evil is (for my dollar) the dumber one.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 7 років тому +11

      It really takes a special blend of lazy and incompetent to make so many continuity screw ups.
      It really does show thay the writers didn't give a damn about consistency in the slightest to the point where I suspect even the actors began questioning why their characters were exhibiting all the motivational consistency of a person suffering a severe case lf multiple personality disorder.
      At the very least Transformers has maintained relatively consistent characters and their motivations have been largely the same from movie to movie.

  • @babydriver6571
    @babydriver6571 7 років тому +34

    *meanwhile in Racoon City* 'shibbity da ba du I am the Wabuu roaming 'round the city and I don't need any shoes' "These zombies are soo stupid" *MahGawd!*

  • @fangal12
    @fangal12 7 років тому +46

    Do you think Paul Thomas Anderson ever gets confused for Paul W.S. Anderson at parties and has to explain that he actually makes good movies?

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +1

      fangal12 I hope not, I am rather bad at remembering names so it's not really in his favor... 😇

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 6 років тому +10

      Paul W.S. Anderson actually added the W and S to his name to avoid confusion with Thomas Anderson, as he was sick and tired of having to explain the meaning of the raining frogs in Magnolia. It still causes confusion with Wes Anderson and he constantly has to field questions on what it’s like to work with Bill Murray.

    • @seanmatyas3938
      @seanmatyas3938 3 роки тому +3

      I like to think that Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson attempted the fusion dance and screwed it up

  • @TheMadRedHatter
    @TheMadRedHatter 7 років тому +9

    Okay, hang on, I just thought of something. What if Wesker was actually a clone? If there was one slightly intelligent thing that could be done in these movies, it would be that every time Wesker has appeared in these movies, it's always been a different clone. That Wesker that was played by a different actor in the third movie? That was the real Wesker. The one in the fourth one that seemingly died in a plane explosion? He did die, he was a clone. The Wesker in the movie before this one (I forgot whether there were 6 or 7 of these awful movies, sorry) that seemed to be fighting for the good guys? He was a malfunctioning clone that forgot he was Wesker. This Wesker that forgets he has powers and died to a f*cking door? Another malfunctioned clone.
    I know I'm giving way too much thought to these movies, which must have been made on anti-thought, but it's f*cking Wesker! He was one of the most iconic villains in gaming for a while, for good reason! He deserves to go out on a better note! I like to think the real Wesker is alive and well, sitting on a beach being served martinis by zombie servants.

  • @PikaLink91
    @PikaLink91 7 років тому +12

    You know, Anderson said in an interview that his daughter had to practice putting up a british accent. I get that it was to match the previous incarnations.... but with everything else they don't care about in the continuity, why is the Red Queen's accent suddenly so important?

    • @somewhatdweeb5194
      @somewhatdweeb5194 4 роки тому +2

      PikaLink91 - Wouldn’t it make more sense if they used the white queen from Extinction to be Alicia Marcus’s child counterpart?

  • @DepressyDuck
    @DepressyDuck 4 роки тому +5

    I love how these movies went from not remembering any previous movies to not remembering THE previous movie to not even being able to remember itself.

  • @DarkMProductions
    @DarkMProductions 6 років тому +25

    I get the feeling that Anderson only really cared about the first one. But since that was a sleeper hit, he was brought back time and time again to continue it. Only he didn't want to, and tried to sabotage each one with terrible scripts, to make people stop going to them. Until he finally went; "screw it!" and made this.
    But then I might be giving him a little too much credit.

    • @TheSeptet
      @TheSeptet 4 роки тому +4

      The first one was the only one that had the creator of the games onboard, so that might have something to do with it

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 3 роки тому +2

      Or the money and Hollywood recognition got to his head and inflated his ego

  • @chasformer3091
    @chasformer3091 7 років тому +27

    Resident Evil: The Final Contradiction.

  • @FirstnameLastname-zz9fq
    @FirstnameLastname-zz9fq 7 років тому +31

    Resident evil: My wife is awesome

    • @bennythemonk
      @bennythemonk 4 роки тому +3

      And coming this year, Monster Hunter: My wife is legendary.

  • @natmar8308
    @natmar8308 7 років тому +22

    I followed Phelous after watching his first two Resident Evil reviews, so the ending of this review series had me legitimately more emotional than the actual conclusion of this stupid franchise. God bless.

  • @tumulovermelho93
    @tumulovermelho93 7 років тому +49

    DON'T RETIRE THE SANDWICH THERE'S STILL RESIDENT EVIL: VENDETTA TO REVIEW

    • @tydyman2003
      @tydyman2003 7 років тому +2

      Jack Talbain thats part of the game franchise

    • @tumulovermelho93
      @tumulovermelho93 7 років тому +10

      I know that, but Phelous has already reviewed Degeneration and Damnation, so it would be nice if he reviewed Vendetta as well.
      Then he could say that he reviewed all the Resident Evil major pictures!
      Like, 4D-Executer is kinda irrelevant, sure, and it's a short, so that one is unnecessary; Vendetta deserves a vid tho, it's an actual movie.
      PHELOUS, DON'T LET ME DOWN, YOU NEED TO BE AROUND.

    • @DepressyDuck
      @DepressyDuck 4 роки тому

      I have been waiting for him to review it for so long.
      I really hope he does it eventually.
      I imagine he would have only good things to say about it and it would be good to end the RE reviews on a high note.

  • @BBmetalhead04
    @BBmetalhead04 7 років тому +16

    I wonder who's worse with continuity: Michael Bay with Transformers or Paul W.S. Anderson with Resident Evil?

    • @t_ed2521
      @t_ed2521 7 років тому +20

      Definitely Paul. Michael Bay didn't write any of the Transformers movies, and one of the scripts was written during a writers' strike, so he at least has an excuse.
      Paul is just a hack. He wrote six films and none of them cohere together. It's actually pathetic how little effort he put into the story as a whole.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 6 років тому +3

      Paul just strikes me as Uwe Bowle with the RE franchise. He doesn't care about what the fans want with the movies he's just making this movie to make money and jerks off his wifeypoo by giving her godlike power and whatnot. I'd rather have George Romeros script even if it wasn't 100% accurate to the games it pisses me off capcom shit in his face. God rest his soul.

    • @rorylumley4727
      @rorylumley4727 6 років тому +2

      Yeah the transformers continuity is bad at the end of the first one bumblebees voice is restored than its broken again later.

  • @U014B
    @U014B 5 років тому +5

    20:36 Not to mention the door IS ONLY CRUSHING HIS FOOT. Unless that opens him up to an infection (which definitely wouldn't even _start_ taking effect within just a few minutes) or it causes severe blood loss (more likely, but probably not the case considering the door has such a tight grip on his ankle, effectively cauterizing the wound), NO HUMAN BEING WOULD POSSIBLY DIE FROM A BROKEN FOOT.

    • @ventusgale6203
      @ventusgale6203 4 роки тому +2

      for normal human maybe but this is Wesker the guy got his brain blow out to pieces , take million of bullets , aircraft head on colision with moutain and still survived so for him to die by simple door is beyond stupid

  • @corbinhaynes5754
    @corbinhaynes5754 7 років тому +15

    The most insulting thing is that people with actual talent and desire to make good films struggle for years but never do more than make ends meet and are never recognized for their work by anyone while people like PWS Anderson make millions of dollors and are stupid levels of famous yet do this level of work.

  • @DragonNexus
    @DragonNexus 2 роки тому +5

    Wait, so...Isaacs owns 50%. Alicia owns 50%...so Umbrella has no other stock holders? The massive pharmaceutical company, isn't publicly traded? Seriously?? Then who are those other people in that board meeting!?

  • @ren238900
    @ren238900 7 років тому +6

    Best.Zombie.Series.Ever!!! The carachters were soooo hashed out and relatable and did so much in the movies :) I especially loved the Alice Clones and how the plot ties in to each movie with no glaring differences. My favorite part was the Potrayal of the Red Queen! ;)

  • @Exaggeratedreality
    @Exaggeratedreality 7 років тому +18

    I always enjoyed the grand defeat of Weaker in this movie. Brought down by unemployment status

  • @NickMcIntyre72
    @NickMcIntyre72 7 років тому +8

    I actually laughed my ass off in the theater at Issacs' "prediction" powers. It was so fucking ridiculous that I couldn't help but bust out into a fit of hysteria. I just wanted the movie to be over with at that point.

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 7 років тому +3

      It's a very common power to have in anime and even there I don't buy it for a second, which I remind you is a medium where characters regularly have the power to blow up planets on a whim.

  • @ssm85ytp
    @ssm85ytp 4 роки тому +9

    18:22 Oh boy, Chris and Sheva just wasted their time in Resident Evil 5 shooting bullets at Wesker, dumping him into the lava and launch a rocket right at his face just to kill him when all they have do is slam a door at his foot.

  • @Caarajack
    @Caarajack 7 років тому +23

    It’s nice to see that you had finally a chance to bring this series to an end. Reminds me a lot of Spoony’s Ultima-reviews which had more than one good entry but also ended in terrible way with Ultima IX: Ascension and that one also liked to ignore earlier parts of the series.
    Hopefully you do a review about upcoming Resident Evil: Vendetta too.

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH 7 років тому

      ...there's another upcoming RE movie???

    • @nocturnalwolf8714
      @nocturnalwolf8714 7 років тому

      He probably will. considering he already did the other 2 cg films why wouldn't he?

    • @TheArceusftw
      @TheArceusftw 7 років тому

      Vendetta? THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?!?! THEN WHY IS THIS ONE CALLED THE "FINAL CHAPTER"?! Unless vendetta isn't in continuity with the rest of these movies, or is a reboot?

    • @holopuppy4155
      @holopuppy4155 7 років тому

      CarozQH thankfully it's part of the cgi series

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 7 років тому +3

      It's part of the CGI series of films that actually follows the game's continuity.

  • @BEEZEBEORA
    @BEEZEBEORA 7 років тому +15

    Do you think Paul Anderson will ever get his memories back?

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 років тому

      純万巻 I hope not. :P

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 5 років тому +9

    Little did anyone suspect...
    THE SANDWICH WAS A CLONE THE WHOLE TIME!!!

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 2 роки тому +2

    "It's almost like this wasn't thought through"
    Perfectly sums up the Disney Star Wars Sequels.

  • @RollingWithNat20
    @RollingWithNat20 7 років тому +12

    I wish they were to continue this "Story". I kinda want to see how far down the broken continuity hole it can go.

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster 7 років тому +46

    Its over
    Its finally over

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 7 років тому +6

      Sharkcaster wood
      But the scars will last forever.

    • @Yurifan420
      @Yurifan420 7 років тому +6

      Sharkcaster wood No, not until I find my brother...

    • @caaltaes732
      @caaltaes732 7 років тому

      XtheDark25 nice RE2 reference

  • @GreycatRademenes
    @GreycatRademenes 7 років тому +8

    Maybe each RE movie was written by a different Paul WS Anderson clone!

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 7 років тому +25

    I prefer to call this series REINO:
    Resident
    Evil
    In
    Name
    Only

  • @aaronjames9651
    @aaronjames9651 7 років тому +13

    The movie is like someone filmed all of the conspiracy theories about what is going on in that world from the people within that same ficitonal world. Hence all the contradiction.
    Solved. It's brilliant and a statement on the times we live in.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 роки тому +2

    The peoplecicle room reminded me of the finale of Rise of Skywalker: Appropriate, since these films have all the continuity and intelligence of the Star Wars sequels , complete with Mary Sue

  • @Yurifan420
    @Yurifan420 7 років тому +13

    I'm not going to lie, I'll miss these movies. We've watched this train wreck for years...but must importantly, we won't get any more of Phelan's RE movie reviews.......unless he gets drunk/high and re-reviews all of them all XD

    • @trunksrocks1
      @trunksrocks1 7 років тому +3

      He might review the reboot RE Movies if the first one they attempt gets a sequel.

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 3 роки тому

      He should review Monster Hunter. It stars Milla Jovovich and it was directed by Paul WS Anderson and it's a crappy game movie.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 7 років тому +20

    This film is a Retcon Sandwich

  • @DirtScraps
    @DirtScraps 7 років тому +4

    I'm always so happy when you do the reviews of this franchise! I haven't had the patience to watch the last few actual films. I have to rely on your videos about them; your commentary keeps me sane! ❤️❤️

  • @sachikiriyama6705
    @sachikiriyama6705 7 років тому +32

    On the plus side, Vendetta was pretty good and definitely the best out of the CG animated Resident Evil movies.

    • @sachikiriyama6705
      @sachikiriyama6705 7 років тому +11

      +The Quack Same here, but the fact that they managed to make the action in it easy to follow and far more entertaining than any of the live-action RE movies still keeps a smile on my face.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 7 років тому

      After the not-return-to-the-roots that was RE7, I was happy to see Vendetta, a film that continued the over-the-top action heavy Resident Evil that I know and love.

    • @ComradeQuagsire
      @ComradeQuagsire 7 років тому +2

      bigevilworldwide1 so Capcom should go back to making critically panned dime a dozen third person shooters instead of very well received unique horror games. K

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws 7 років тому +2

      Wait, Vendetta is out already? Shit!

    • @SylvalumsNight
      @SylvalumsNight 7 років тому

      It has a big tyrant mutant but not Mr. X

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 років тому +9

    **Old Man voice** Isaacs killed all of his men! He's completely crazy now... HEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @AkumetsuLord
    @AkumetsuLord 7 років тому +15

    Man, Paul W sure likes Clones...well if they ever do the Spider-man Clone Saga movies, he can go do it (its sucks anyway so he'll be fine~).

    • @thepurpleshade486
      @thepurpleshade486 6 років тому +1

      AkumetsuLord somehow I’m sure Anderson would somehow make the clone saga worse.

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 7 років тому +7

    Umbrella Motorcycle: the greatest Mortal Kombat character!

  • @KainTepes
    @KainTepes 7 років тому +4

    The saddest thing about this movie is that I actually went to the theaters to see it. I'm glad to see that the writers forgot as much as I did between the last one and this because the more I looked into the cut plot threads and cavernous plot holes... the more I think that the writers are really just zombies.

  • @thomasjenkins7506
    @thomasjenkins7506 7 років тому +15

    i'm glad you admit that the first film is a pretty decent movie. they did just really go off the rails from the second one on, though.

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 7 років тому +3

      That's the consensus now seeing as we've seen how asinine the series could and did get where it actively ignores the other films or as Phelous said only partially remembers them and gets the plotpoints wrong.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 років тому +10

      if i remember correctly, what he said was that it could easily work as another story in resident evil universe.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 років тому +5

      Imagine how good Paul Anderson's franchise could have been, if he cared to have the sequels still incorporate the basic events and lore of the RE games into the sequels and continued to portray Alice as a normal human, who is a small part of a bigger universe (like Wolverine in the Fox X-Men movies).
      That would have made the ending of the first movie really great. Alice could have had her own separate story of her escaping Raccoon City so she can help expose Umbrella (and maybe even meet Jill, Barry, Claire, and/or Leon after getting out alive in the end), that leaves the Survival Horror tone intact. Then, the following sequels could have Alice go on adventures similar to those of the CGI films, and possibly work with the games' protagonists, who this time will actually be portrayed in a respectable manner.
      Milla could be happy that she plays her own new character, Paul could have been satisfied that he is writing his own original stories that could have taken place within a similar canon as the games (like how "Game of Thrones" follows the same overall timeline as the "Song of Ice and Fire" books, but has a few of its own different directions/detours it takes), and a great chunk of the fanbase could be happy to see their franchise and characters being respected. But no, he would rather have Alice consume the entire franchise and endlessly go on in circles, with no idea of where it is going at any point.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 років тому

      that's why i said pretty decent, not good.

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince 7 років тому +52

    15:15
    Jesus Christ, "reverse polarity"? Really? We're STILL using that cliche? This isn't even some Star Trek wannabe movie - it's about a FAN.

    • @ConnorNotyerbidness
      @ConnorNotyerbidness 7 років тому +5

      Lotus Prince reverse the polarity of the neutron whatever was from Doctor Who under the 3rd Doctor actually

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 7 років тому +2

      Lotus Prince With some types of fans reversing the polarity will reverse the fan. Actually with a fair number of things reversing the polarity will have an opposite effect (if usually not being quite as effective).

    • @lotus-prince
      @lotus-prince 7 років тому +4

      Fair enough, but whatever: "reverse polarity" may have been from there, but after that, it's used in every technobabble piece of sci-fi schlock you can find.

    • @lotus-prince
      @lotus-prince 7 років тому +11

      So just say "reverse the fan." Reversing polarity is something that you'd only hear a captain in a B sci-fi movie say. Then again, I guess this movie kind of qualifies.

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 7 років тому +7

      Lotus Prince A starship captain... or anyone who works with electronics (I usually say flip the polarity when I need to but I've heard and used reverse, change, or invert the polarity). I'd guess that I use the phrase or a variant about twice a month on average. Honestly I was so glad to see it being used correctly for once that it was probably the only line in the film that didn't piss me off.

  • @WushuKnight19
    @WushuKnight19 7 років тому +9

    Phelous, Wesker also referred Alice as the real one as well in Afterlife.

  • @cnnrtempest
    @cnnrtempest 7 років тому +27

    Damn, I’ve read fanfiction better than this film

    • @centurion0-199
      @centurion0-199 4 роки тому +1

      Especially the Leon and Clare fan fics
      Like in sitting in my bed watching a resident evil video scrolling through the comments in where people just make nightmarish Stories
      Like Chris’s attempt to get Leon to date Claire
      It’s 2 AM why won’t internet fav our me

  • @WorldyJosh
    @WorldyJosh 7 років тому +7

    Phelous, I love watching your videos, my favorite movie review from you were the wrong turn series, hope your ready if they make a wrong turn 7 😂, but please make videos for as long as you can, thank you for making videos

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 7 років тому +2

    I'm very impressed you did all of that research into these movies. Good luck with the nightmares.

  • @randalgraves6979
    @randalgraves6979 4 роки тому +13

    To make a long story short,
    Alice killed them. 😐

  • @nannaleifa
    @nannaleifa 7 років тому +2

    I almost wished for more "Resident Evil" movies, so that Phelous has to continue reviewing them for us!

  • @Pyke64
    @Pyke64 7 років тому +10

    Resident Evil: The Final Insult

  • @Ravenite456
    @Ravenite456 5 років тому +2

    I wouldn't be surprised if Anderson just thought "Well this little thing from the game makes no sense, I can do what I want" considering he did basically the same thing with Alien vs Predator.

    • @wildmanfisher
      @wildmanfisher 5 років тому

      Oh man I forgot he made that one, too. This guy...

  • @Zfymaalcam76
    @Zfymaalcam76 7 років тому +15

    15:03 BEST REACTION TO THIS SERIES!!!

  • @nitromagilou597
    @nitromagilou597 7 років тому +102

    According to Rotten Tomatoes, Transformers: The Last Knight was worse than this movie.
    I honestly disagree, since while TF may not have been very good, at least I could see what was going on in Transformers, Resident Evil makes it hard to see _anything_ and when there is decent lighting it's so ugly that it makes Suicide Squad look like the Mona Lisa by comparison.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 7 років тому +10

      +kurvos Which is also my problem with Zack Snyder movies, but at least he made like one or two decent movies.
      And Michael Bay has some other movies that I liked (except for Pearl Harbor and the various horror movie remakes, but I don't pay attention to them), such as The Rock, The Island, the two Bad Boys movies, Pain & Gain, and 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi.
      The only Paul W.S. Anderson movie I liked (or for the most part tolerated) was the 2008 remake of Death Race, and that's it.

    • @Wolf10media
      @Wolf10media 7 років тому +1

      Naw I have to disagree, Michael Bay sucks at his geography and action continuity. It's like you keep asking where are these characters now? or how did they end up right here? People Bamf out of thin air a lot in his TF movies. Yet for some strange reason if it's not transformers the other movies he directs seem to have competent geography and character location spotting.
      With anderson despite the abuse in shakey cam and slo mo , you know where the characters are and the location. But The shakey cam hinders the vision when it comes to what's killing them, let alone chasing them. he steady's the cam for the wide shots or in the case of ruby rose flying into a fan for a cgi gore effect. shitty lighting and bass blasting in your ear also does not make an exciting action scene. This is a shame too cause he never resorted to these type of techniques in the beginning. Seems like he picked up these techniques cause they were popular in action movies so he wants to try it. Oh wait, he's not very good at it to begin with. But no body is telling him that this shit is not working in his movies and he needs to stop and go back to basics. Could you even imagining him directing another Mortal Kombat with the way he directs these RE films?
      I'm just holding out for hope that if he does direct a new and original movie he would learn to go back to his old film style and tell a damn story, a coherent story. Or he can finally cut loose and give us something exciting again with a kickass tune playing in the background.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 7 років тому +3

      +AT Productions I dislike both the Mortal Kombat movies the same reason why I dislike Alien Vs. Predator: The PG-13 rating.
      Plus, I thought the movies were pretty boring overall, even if they had a few decent moments.
      I have no opinion on Event Horizon, though.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 7 років тому +3

      +Wolf10media Personally I think the opposite, but I can respect your opinion.

    • @Wolf10media
      @Wolf10media 7 років тому

      Matthew Cool You sir, are my new best friend. Although I disagreed, that does not put aside my respect for you sharing your perspective of films :)

  • @ColetheAero
    @ColetheAero 7 років тому +7

    I have a theory. I think Anderson was not only aware of continuity fuck-ups, but actively created them. Why? Well, it was the last movie and I think Anderson wanted it to be ambitious and epic, not just in scope, but in story too. He wanted to give the fake impression that this whole franchise was building up to something bigger than it actually was.
    He thought, "You know what be cool? If it turned out Umbrella was actually doing THIS the whole time. and you know what else would be cool? If Alice was actually a clone of Alicia Marcus the whole time!" Apparently her being a demigod wasn't enough, she also had to be tied to origin of the T-virus as well.
    It wasn't enough to make a big dumb action movie. He wanted to blow the fans minds with big twists and a fake character arc for Alice (28:43) to try and retroactively give the series an ultimate conclusion that the series doesn't earn at all.
    It doesn't matter that it doesn't make any sense, all that matters is that the audience BELIEVE that the franchise they have been watching was this one grand, well thought out, six film saga. A saga that has finally come full circle with all those homages to the first movie (Because hey, you like the first one, right?).
    Anderson wants to thank you for watching his movies, but doesn't really care if you actually paid attention. In fact, he actively wants you to not pay attention, so you can be amazed by how great he is as a storyteller. Basically, Anderson as director is dependent on the idea that you are a naive idiot.
    Just a theory, though.

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 7 років тому +1

      This makes sense, after all.. as Phelous pointed out many times.. the films wanted to remember things that happened in the past, but at the same time NOT remember things....
      That would be a lazy way to try to make a master piece, get enough things right, but wrong, at the same time so that someone not paying full attention would think they saw something brilliant. An illusion was created but phelous was too smart to see through it.

    • @ColetheAero
      @ColetheAero 7 років тому

      I would like to think most people saw through it, but......

    • @mikkaelmansbridge5154
      @mikkaelmansbridge5154 7 років тому +3

      ColetheAero
      Well it's a plausible theory. Plenty of movie goers watch a flick once and never see it again, filling the time with other films or something otherwise worth attention.
      If Paul was actively aware of the chronology errors, that make this some kind of Meta-Art film. As long as you don't remember specifics, by making specific references on scenes you vaguely remember, your brain will fill out the blanks, even if the info is wrong.
      He's trying to give you false memories.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 років тому +1

      I almost had my mind blown at the "revelation" of Alice and Alicia at the end for a few seconds.
      "Oh my god, I can't believe that she actually was a clone of Alicia this whole- wait a minute!! *remembers all the other movies up until now* NO, SHE ISN'T!!!! ALICIA NEVER SHOULD HAVE EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! FUCK YOU ANDERSON AND FUCK YOU "THE FINAL MIDDLE FINGER"!!!!!!!!
      That was pretty much my reaction. :P

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 5 років тому +4

    The motorcycle. Left in _charge_ as in zappy-zappy. HAH! I just got that. If it was intentional, that is.

  • @TheGrandOracle
    @TheGrandOracle 6 років тому +4

    Nice enough of wesker to stand in a position to get part of his body caught in elevator/door thing

  • @Pyroniusburn
    @Pyroniusburn 3 роки тому +2

    I guess Isaacs must've been running WheelsOS in his brain to be able to just reboot from a probably collapsed lung.

  • @mountbuckekreative4044
    @mountbuckekreative4044 5 років тому +3

    The real twist is that umbrella cooperation was a clone itself, so those different plans and actions of them came up in the movies, they just forgot to mention that somewhere.

  • @meman29
    @meman29 7 років тому +14

    Wait! You forgot to make a cliffhanger at the end so that you could not mention it at all in the next review!

  • @barryismygod
    @barryismygod 6 років тому +6

    The sad part is is that iain Glenn who played isaacs is actually a really good actor you should check out the series jack Taylor with him as the star

  • @Raximus3000
    @Raximus3000 7 років тому +2

    The post credits should have been Alice waking up in an umbrella facility after the events of the 1st movie only to reveal they put her into a dream like state to gather data from different scenarios. That would save the continuity, lol.

  • @DoctorDex
    @DoctorDex 4 роки тому +4

    Wait I figured it out! Between every movie Paul Anderson gets cloned without his memories!

  • @ofaznadarxmkiii8476
    @ofaznadarxmkiii8476 2 роки тому +2

    4:16 that's actually the whole plot of God of War 1 but Anderson wanted so badly to reference that movie with the cyborg Jesus he accidentally referenced it but anyway...