Salty Sunday Episode 11: Amberlynn Reid Weekly Recap & Reaction

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
  • Let's discuss what happened in the Amberverse the week of June 2 - 9, 2024.
    This video has been highly edited and is a compilation of clips from multiple videos. It also includes my opinions and thoughts. If you'd like to watch the unedited videos, please go to ‪@amberlynnfreakinreid‬
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 264

  • @Mary-ry4pf
    @Mary-ry4pf 3 місяці тому +266

    i hate the way she tries to switch the narrative on the MOST mundane/simple things.
    she's not avoiding getting her lashes done because her skin is sensitive.
    you have to lay COMPLETELY flat on your back and still for 2 hours.
    she can't do that because she'd barely be able to breathe and it would hurt too much to be still, and she knows those tables can't bear her weight. it's the craziest shit to lie about.

    • @Maerlyns
      @Maerlyns 3 місяці тому +39

      It's also never "I just don't want to", which would be perfectly understandable, no matter whether you can do something or it wouldn't even be possible for you. It always needs to be some excuse that something else is making ti not so great for her.

    • @jOGDPDJZ
      @jOGDPDJZ 3 місяці тому +14

      Plus she is quite impatient. I can't see her patiently lying down while getting her lashes done as it is uncomfortable, and our Gorl can't be uncomfortable for anything.

    • @funnyguurl
      @funnyguurl 3 місяці тому +5

      One time I got a hair appointment cancelled cause they were doing a lady's lashes. What was supposed to be a 30 minute session took 90 minutes. I was so bummed cause I really needed a haircut.
      So yup, she couldn't and wouldn't put up with doing something this normal because yup, she's too big!

    • @nearmelloo
      @nearmelloo 3 місяці тому +1

      GIRL EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!¡

  • @dblyw7443
    @dblyw7443 3 місяці тому +314

    Her way of speaking has become so unbearable 😩

    • @melly4509
      @melly4509 3 місяці тому +50

      The upspeak is off the charts, I almost can’t watch

    • @lindsay7823
      @lindsay7823 3 місяці тому +43

      BuT sHeS fRoM CaLiFoRniAaa guyyyzzzz

    • @dblyw7443
      @dblyw7443 3 місяці тому +29

      @@lindsay7823 ya girl forgot, yes she did. Oh mah gah. Thanks for the reminder girlypop.

    • @feathersnfurr1
      @feathersnfurr1 3 місяці тому +20

      Thank you. It’s actually become so annoying that I can’t even follow what she’s saying because I get so disgusted

    • @phillips8931
      @phillips8931 3 місяці тому +27

      It’s the mouth smacks for me.
      Insufferable.

  • @jaydepalma1071
    @jaydepalma1071 3 місяці тому +185

    This toxic, boring, annoying woman is beyond contempt.

  • @Rockysbeats
    @Rockysbeats 3 місяці тому +147

    getting your mother to lie for you is so AmberLynn Coded

    • @tkh525
      @tkh525 3 місяці тому +13

      They’re both terrible liars

    • @xcrystalsunshine
      @xcrystalsunshine 3 місяці тому +39

      I bet mamalynn doesn't even remember so she took whatever Amber told her as truth

    • @Tulsa_Time
      @Tulsa_Time 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@xcrystalsunshine100%

  • @Gaerwing
    @Gaerwing 3 місяці тому +92

    Honestly I wish I had her self assurance. It takes an incredible level of confidence (narcissism?) to speak so smugly and pompously after spending ten years publicly, actively and consistently failing at literally everything she does. It's truly impressive.

  • @csf801
    @csf801 3 місяці тому +59

    "Do you look like you're malnourished"?? 🤣🤣 Thank you for including my all-time favourite Dr Now scene. Sometimes, me and my mum just repeat that quote to each other whenever we get hungry.

  • @DeemoandPuff
    @DeemoandPuff 3 місяці тому +171

    a 21 inch incision is INSANE. really puts into perspective how big our gorl is. 21 inches would be like 3/4 around my waist i cannot comprehend this.

    • @RoRo07770
      @RoRo07770 3 місяці тому +29

      That’s bigger than a c-section scar. She’s so full of it.

    • @kelf114
      @kelf114 3 місяці тому +14

      My incision runs from just below my belly button to just above the pelvic area. It's about four inches long. And I'm only three inches taller than her!

    • @amieaiello3456
      @amieaiello3456 3 місяці тому +39

      When she had her hysterectomy she said her incision was TWELVE inches long, not 21! She’s such a liar.

    • @Nicole-bu5ir
      @Nicole-bu5ir 3 місяці тому +14

      @@amieaiello3456just came here to say this. I’m not sure how you’d have such a big discrepancy on your own incision size, honestly crazy.

    • @allier1867
      @allier1867 3 місяці тому +9

      She initially said it was 12inch. Now its 21? It doubled?

  • @MikeEhrmantrautOfficial
    @MikeEhrmantrautOfficial 3 місяці тому +71

    i still don't get why she says "hongry" 😭😭 its extra noticeable in this video

    • @change691
      @change691 3 місяці тому +16

      I HATE how she says "cuuute."

  • @KelseyDunlevy
    @KelseyDunlevy 3 місяці тому +192

    Amber could ask the urologist to be put on the wait list to get in sooner than November. She's just sitting at home all day anyway. She could go in, last minute, for an appointment if someone else cancels theirs.

    • @ahlove094
      @ahlove094 3 місяці тому +30

      Karina Kaboom is right she is only mentioning November because that is one of the higher paying months of UA-cam

    • @teresaroby4441
      @teresaroby4441 3 місяці тому

      But then she would haven't something to bait in November, which along with December is the most profitable of months on this platform for monetized channels. She's pathetically transparent & she knows she can't use WLS baiting because nobody will take her seriously, as opposed to many won't take her seriously.

    • @ky9933
      @ky9933 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ahlove094 Interesting, why is that?

    • @ahlove094
      @ahlove094 3 місяці тому +11

      @ky9933 that is when youtubers make the most money. She probably going to make up a drama health scare story to get views at that time.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ahlove094I really don’t think Amber’s that bright; she’s such a hypochondriac - and loves the attention she gets at the doctor - that I truly doubt she would cheerfully wait nearly half a year to have kidney stones dealt with just because she anticipates getting more views. A couple of weeks; maybe. Half a year? I don’t think so.

  • @RoRo07770
    @RoRo07770 3 місяці тому +110

    “This is the best they’ve ever looked” is an absolute back-handed compliment. Amber is a pro at giving back-handed “compliments.”

    • @Flashguy4826
      @Flashguy4826 3 місяці тому +13

      And she talks about constantly getting backhanded compliments that offend her. 😒

  • @hendrikje6400
    @hendrikje6400 3 місяці тому +85

    As the gorl forgot to mention it: Skinny people get kidney stones too…

    • @niax7813
      @niax7813 3 місяці тому +7

      skinny petite girls also have 20 different health issues all at ones, because its not weight related

  • @batbrat4412
    @batbrat4412 3 місяці тому +56

    She says shes not doing delta anymore but she looks hella high while answering questions... I also dont believe for a minute that she doesn't drink soda at all anymore

    • @BattyKellen
      @BattyKellen 3 місяці тому +11

      I've known people half her size that quit soda legitimately and lost a significant amount of weight from that alone. If she really has quit, I feel like the pounds would be dropping off off her a lot faster than they are.

  • @Glad2behere
    @Glad2behere 3 місяці тому +60

    The smirks and smugness. It is so annoying. Actions speak louder than words. I will believe it when I see it!

  • @churchilla5511
    @churchilla5511 3 місяці тому +38

    "I know I'm someone who's over 400 lbs 😚" (is 499 lbs)

    • @bigboybeni
      @bigboybeni 2 місяці тому

      she's definitely the type to describe herself as "over 100 pounds." like it's technically TRUE buttt very misleading and stupid

  • @SuperGingerRules
    @SuperGingerRules 3 місяці тому +55

    The "yo girl" thing makes me so unspeakably angry.

  • @JCLFJanet
    @JCLFJanet 3 місяці тому +89

    The way she stumbles saying honger rapid fire instead of just saying hunger is so obnoxious. She’s trying to hard to be quirky to this day is a 34 year old woman and it’s god-tier cringe

  • @TacoBellMukbangRequested
    @TacoBellMukbangRequested 3 місяці тому +76

    No
    One
    Cares

  • @Antoniaaaabrown
    @Antoniaaaabrown 3 місяці тому +27

    The fact that she started editing out her heavy breathing never gets less funny. The amount of cuts 😭 ugh I can’t stop imaging the huffs in between she’s so far gone

  • @BunnaySango
    @BunnaySango 3 місяці тому +37

    Did she actually get Mamalynn to say her fake coming out story?

  • @mayamae4156
    @mayamae4156 3 місяці тому +36

    Amber has 400lbs of food reserves on her and she’s worried about not eating when she’s not hungry 😂😂

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose 3 місяці тому +2

      She believes in a lot of fat logic, including the myth of "starvation mode".

  • @vengeance523
    @vengeance523 3 місяці тому +24

    Her calling herself over 400lbs when she’s actually nearly 500 is sending me

    • @IRLSaeyoungChoi
      @IRLSaeyoungChoi 28 днів тому

      And the way she was so happy about it too 😂😂😂

  • @churchilla5511
    @churchilla5511 3 місяці тому +18

    Did Salty not realize that Amber stole that coming out story from Casey? It was all over the comments on Amber's video.

  • @Tulsa_Time
    @Tulsa_Time 3 місяці тому +14

    I don't believe for one minute that's the original bag of corn puffs. And that is such a ridiculous thing to even question😂 She has lied SO many times about the most asinine things I don't trust anything she says anymore! Every declaration that comes out of her mouth is suspect at this point lol

  • @belladonna24948
    @belladonna24948 3 місяці тому +32

    the voice of the friend sounds like the person she met at the arcade that was a supposed fan lmao i might be off tho

    • @yu-gi-hoe3124
      @yu-gi-hoe3124 3 місяці тому +13

      Omg no wait you’re 100% onto something here

    • @octobermoon3959
      @octobermoon3959 3 місяці тому +4

      I think so!! 😮😮😮 The voice sounds the same!

  • @fluffygutts2240
    @fluffygutts2240 3 місяці тому +28

    Ask her how she's doing and she'd lie.....about cancer.

  • @screamlikecookies
    @screamlikecookies 3 місяці тому +24

    I think, the "new" sideeffects are the preparation to give up Ozempic. She did this last time as well.

  • @bygonebunny1563
    @bygonebunny1563 3 місяці тому +43

    On Wednesday she was the hongriest

  • @pickl3rick77
    @pickl3rick77 3 місяці тому +18

    Alr: “I have MASSIVE insomnia”
    Oh shoot, I thought she had PETITE insomnia.

  • @deemix1614
    @deemix1614 3 місяці тому +29

    Observation - ppl who literally do nothing/have no obligations to anyone, no job etc tend to obsess over every personal detail, thought as if they're the only person experiencing life. Love that for our Gorl....she's so special and unique 🙄😬🤢

  • @kathleen6538
    @kathleen6538 3 місяці тому +41

    I swear Amber thinks being a lesbian is a personality trait

    • @Angelssing2her
      @Angelssing2her 3 місяці тому +12

      To be fair, alot in that community make it their entire identity/ personality. Its like announcing it hoping to be in some cool club or something.

    • @hnnng6020
      @hnnng6020 3 місяці тому +1

      She's still a tumblr pick me at heart

    • @jordanbraidwood
      @jordanbraidwood 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Angelssing2herthat’s because many cannot openly identify as lgbtqia+ in their younger years and having the freedom to love who they want can be a pretty big deal. it’s great to be celebrated.

    • @charleyrenee6248
      @charleyrenee6248 Місяць тому

      How? Because she saw some pride stuff at walmart she liked? She's not even mentioning it lmaooooo. I'm not an amber stan, but you're reaching.

  • @darth_dinosaur490
    @darth_dinosaur490 3 місяці тому +11

    Amber saying she disassociated after cancer is just and excuse because she's still over 500 pounds years later. She's lying and knows using those buzz words will make her seem more sympathetic. Nope, no sympathy bones here. Take accountably Amber and tell the truth. Cancer didn't outweigh the binge monster.

  • @ashe418
    @ashe418 3 місяці тому +43

    SALTY SUNDAY YAYYYYY🦀

  • @mobee5007
    @mobee5007 3 місяці тому +17

    I can’t believe her last vlog was 4 minutes out of 8 minutes total of her putting her moms hair into a ponytail. I genuinely cannot.

    • @billr3053
      @billr3053 3 місяці тому +2

      Then they talk about how Amber is a “cosmetologist”.

  • @LeveldUp11
    @LeveldUp11 3 місяці тому +38

    In case you don't have s ruler handy...6 mm is about half the width if your index finger. Imagine the pain...

    • @Farore-s-Blessing
      @Farore-s-Blessing 3 місяці тому +7

      Nooooo, why would you write that down, now I can't unread this!! Half an index finger, I would DIE. 😭😭😭😭

    • @TheoEclipse
      @TheoEclipse 3 місяці тому +7

      Yeah, the urethra is very sensitive tissue, it's why even small kidney stones hurt coming out. It wouldn't be that bad if they were smooth but kidney stones are little calcifications and usually have rough and pointed edges on them.

    • @Farore-s-Blessing
      @Farore-s-Blessing 3 місяці тому +5

      @@TheoEclipse Thanks, you've made it worse 😭😭😭😭 love the information but whyyyyy...

    • @feathersnfurr1
      @feathersnfurr1 3 місяці тому +6

      I had a 3 mm kidney stone and had to have surgery because not all stones are eligible for the procedure to blast them smaller. I’m 5”0 and weigh 135 so she’s going to have problems. It was brutal. The stint they had to put in my ureter was worse than the actual kidney stones. I got it from living off of turkey jerky and coffee when I was building my business. That was in 2018 and I’ve never eaten jerky since. She’s screwed.

    • @Tulsa_Time
      @Tulsa_Time 3 місяці тому

      Typical ureters are 3-4mm. Stones are spikey crystals. It has to hurt like hell.

  • @MsLemon42
    @MsLemon42 3 місяці тому +8

    The picture guy, based on his shirt, is probably one of those “If you need a hug from a dad, I’m here to hug you” people. There are supportive parents who show up and offer hugs to queer youth who don’t have supportive parents. Since Amber’s dad wasn’t there and she loves attention, she probably headed right for these dad hugs.

    • @MsLemon42
      @MsLemon42 3 місяці тому +1

      @@quantumrace7417 It is and I’d like to attend one for “supportive auntie hugs” but I live in Korea and some extreme Christians will take pics of Pride attendees and send it to their employer, then get them fired “for being gay”.
      My plan today is to give rainbow candies to the people at work that I know on the down-low are queer.

  • @xcrystalsunshine
    @xcrystalsunshine 3 місяці тому +23

    When your car showers more than you

  • @Skinnypeoplelietoo
    @Skinnypeoplelietoo 3 місяці тому +14

    Okay, who taught her the world disassociate 💀

  • @randybear932
    @randybear932 3 місяці тому +16

    Gorl you dont have insomnia you just dont have a schedule to live by 🙄

    • @Watching1195
      @Watching1195 3 місяці тому +4

      This! Can’t stand when lazy ppl who sleep all day claim to have insomnia. Try working 60 hours a week and expending energy.

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 3 місяці тому

      It’s also very possible she has sleep apnea

  • @triumphantpeanut5726
    @triumphantpeanut5726 3 місяці тому +14

    19:41 less “cutie patootie” and more like a “play doh potato” 🥔

    • @billr3053
      @billr3053 3 місяці тому +2

      Who calls themselves cute. When their profile pose is their worst trait.

  • @thesilentdiva
    @thesilentdiva 3 місяці тому +5

    She just loves telling everybody's tea and showing them in embarrassing situations like the bathroom

  • @kelf114
    @kelf114 3 місяці тому +19

    There's not much difference between a full or partial hysterectomy. Both involve either all or parts of the cervix and/or uterus. (Nothing to do with ovaries - they remain.)
    I've had a partial hysterectomy.
    A nurse is with you after surgery when you stand up and take a few steps for the first time. They do this because of what happens: they tell you it's going to feel weird, and you have to take a few steps because your guts are literally going to "slide" down a bit. Since they just made a little space in there by removing some bits, the other bits will "fall" and fill the gap.
    (It's a very odd feeling, but doesn't hurt.)
    I've never been told there's risk of getting a hernia because of my hysterectomy. But then, I'm nowhere near her size, either. I suppose I could see the inherent risk with her.
    If she indeed did get a hernia "because of her hysterectomy", then all I can think of is the mass of HER guts sliding into their new position. Wow.
    And am I remembering correctly or not... didn't she once point to a lump and say that was her hernia? Because the thing is ....women don't really get a lump. Men and women "present" differently. Men get a lump, but in women a hernia is usually deeper - no lump.

    • @ameliam1396
      @ameliam1396 3 місяці тому +5

      Not always. I know lots of women with hernias that you can visually see.

    • @jenmonty1007
      @jenmonty1007 3 місяці тому

      Any time you make an incision in the abdominal wall you risk getting a hernia. And yes women can get a lump as the hernia is your guts protruding they your abdominal wall

    • @sunniedaze7901
      @sunniedaze7901 3 місяці тому

      I think she was more at risk for a hernia because of how long her incision was.

    • @psyolytesaille
      @psyolytesaille 3 місяці тому +1

      She had a hernia long before this. Long before she excitedly exclaimed she had one.
      She just never did anything to help herself after finding out.

  • @moviemoth4192
    @moviemoth4192 3 місяці тому +28

    32:08 she was with a woman when she was in prison. 5 years interesting how Amber was so adamant she didn’t serve 5 years.
    Which she technically could’ve gotten out early but i would give all my Kermit’s that mommalynn had a prison wife.

    • @bamboozled1668
      @bamboozled1668 3 місяці тому +14

      Orange is the New Chicken 🤣

    • @sunniedaze7901
      @sunniedaze7901 3 місяці тому +11

      Gay for the stay… isn’t that what they say about prison relationships. Haha.

    • @Angelssing2her
      @Angelssing2her 3 місяці тому +3

      Which kinda shows something. They say they're born that way, but here's a prime example of a choice.

    • @Tulsa_Time
      @Tulsa_Time 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@bamboozled1668😂😂😂😂 being a gigantic OITNB stan this made me snort laugh😂😂😂

    • @trashcanchic
      @trashcanchic 3 місяці тому +1

      Except she posted about the relationship on FB while it was actively happening.

  • @Rockysbeats
    @Rockysbeats 3 місяці тому +18

    a lot of people think shes faking being on ozempic just to have a new journey arc

  • @TheMyth60
    @TheMyth60 3 місяці тому +13

    It’s not an Amber video without the non-crying crying 🙄

  • @Gingerbread_Gorl
    @Gingerbread_Gorl 3 місяці тому +9

    The way she made a big show of the corn puffs! This is totally the same bag of corn puffs! You all saw me buy it!

  • @Ambivalent845
    @Ambivalent845 3 місяці тому +7

    first it was "binging", now it's "munchies" girl... always blaming something.

  • @bethb4432
    @bethb4432 3 місяці тому +6

    I was getting annoyed by how long the ponytail was taking, too! It’s not like she was braiding it or something.

  • @Titi_princexx
    @Titi_princexx 3 місяці тому +8

    My favorite kind of water is the biggest cheapest water bottle and then I refill and use that thing until the plastic is all squishy 😂

  • @missybuchanan9631
    @missybuchanan9631 3 місяці тому +6

    I’m sorry, but when you already have conditions you can’t afford to have health anxiety. I have Crohn’s disease and I cannot go around doing this shit every time I have a new symptom or I would literally go insane. She’s already had kidney stones, way more likely to be that than cancer tbh. Also 6mm is not big (it is definitely not “massive” as she described it). It’s unobstructive, she should easily pass it.
    She should still be going to six-monthly check-ups for her uterine cancer, given she is within that 5 year margin. No, Amber, I do not have any sympathy for you. Take your health seriously!

    • @Tulsa_Time
      @Tulsa_Time 3 місяці тому +1

      I have crohns too. Before my diagnosis I was misdiagnosed with leukemia dt my white cell count being so high. I spent two weeks in the cancer ward getting bone biopsies and having catheters inserted into my heart for meds. During that time I'm believing I have at most 5 years left. Thank GOD I didn't have cancer❤ But that scare alone made me change everything.That said, I've had 15 surgeries and most of my small intestine removed. I can't afford to get bent out of shape over every belly ache. That stress alone would put me in hospital. Everytime she feigns a cancer scare I just smh. I'm convinced she's never experienced anything TRULY traumatizing. Or is she really just that dense?

  • @hollypytel7668
    @hollypytel7668 3 місяці тому +5

    The silver heart purse is ugly and ridiculous, Amber's sense of style is very juvenile.
    Thank you for mentioning the ponytail i was so aggravated i was wtf.

  • @Keepingitreallyreal
    @Keepingitreallyreal 3 місяці тому +5

    Thanks for your reaction videos. I’ll happily support your channel (but will NEVER visit Amberlynn’s channel 🚫!)

  • @jessefinnigan5397
    @jessefinnigan5397 3 місяці тому +5

    She could get an appointment sooner by signing herself up for a cancellation appointment. She's intentionally pushing this to November so she can push out videos click-baiting her health during the most lucrative months for UA-camrs. Mark my words, this health arc will disappear into the background for a while until the UA-cam coin is more promising, and then we're gonna get an onslaught of health drama content so GorlieFlop can make as much money as possible all at once. She's so annoying and thinks her audience is completely brainless.

  • @randybear932
    @randybear932 3 місяці тому +13

    My god Al's vocal fry is just too much now. I cant stand listening to her talk anymore.

  • @niax7813
    @niax7813 3 місяці тому +8

    Our girl was necking 10 different kinds of soda every day and was surprised that she got kidney stones ?

  • @eclipsedbadger
    @eclipsedbadger 3 місяці тому +5

    31:45 her mom was uncomfortable...she already shared it on her Facebook, sure, but Amber had no right to share that as a joke on video. :/ don't do that unless someone says its ok, damn...

  • @titolino73
    @titolino73 3 місяці тому +4

    Scared of cancer of course but not the others illnesses due to obesity potentially death threatening

  • @triumphantpeanut5726
    @triumphantpeanut5726 3 місяці тому +5

    Now the cadence is changing again! Up-speak and now the “U’s” and “O’s” 🤦‍♀️

  • @cms4229
    @cms4229 3 місяці тому +4

    feel like she probably orders the same “cheapest” sheets off Amazon or Walmart maybe every 2 weeks or monthly and just throws out the nasty ones 😂

  • @veroshino2249
    @veroshino2249 3 місяці тому +2

    She's definitely only drinking water now because the doctor informed her that not drinking enough water can contribute to developing kidney stones. But she won't tell us that because she has to maintain, "This is NOT my fault, you guise!"

  • @pamyoder6163
    @pamyoder6163 3 місяці тому +7

    Who’s worse, alr or foodie. Personally I think they’re equally horrible

  • @TheKcupholder
    @TheKcupholder 3 місяці тому +12

    Girl the way you mocked her out in the beginning, I KNOW we’d be besties 🤣🤣🤣

  • @enricofrancis
    @enricofrancis 3 місяці тому +4

    I love you and want to keep watching your videos but ambers voice and the rising inflection at the end of her sentences are becoming SOOO insufferable ! lol 🙈

  • @chillout1738
    @chillout1738 3 місяці тому +5

    Love how Amber is now drinking more water because she HAS TO NOW. Shes acting like shes making healthy choices on her own, when NO she has kidney stones and needs to chug water to pass it. Once its gone she will go back soda and no water.

    • @elizabethhannah4332
      @elizabethhannah4332 3 місяці тому +1

      That’s the only reason she’s having success with Ozempic 🫠 She is literally allergic to making good decisions for her health on her own

  • @octobermoon3959
    @octobermoon3959 3 місяці тому +3

    Maybe someone has said this before, but bingo dobber sounds like dinglehopper (Little Mermaid) 😂😂😂

  • @drewmiller5942
    @drewmiller5942 3 місяці тому +3

    She always says the same Shit.
    I can't change over night!
    (you had +10 years worth of "over night")
    I realized that I really need to take care of myself!
    (how many fcking times can someone realize this and still never change, even get worse)
    I will not weight myself anymore because I realized it's not good for my mental health!
    (you already realized this many times over the years. It's like the reason number one why you always stop weighing yourself...)
    Feel free to add something

  • @cms4229
    @cms4229 3 місяці тому +3

    not judging (I’m gay) but if I recall correctly, her maternal grandma is also lesbian, and mom was with a woman for 6 years and now paternal grandma is also lesbian or queer?!? great that her mom and dad accept her now but just such a statistical anomaly somewhat/ somehow.

  • @joeldelborrito8622
    @joeldelborrito8622 3 місяці тому +5

    you get hernias from lifting heavy weights AKA her whole body

    • @billr3053
      @billr3053 3 місяці тому

      Good point! I don’t know if it’s medically accurate but… I’ll accept it.

  • @nikihansen9713
    @nikihansen9713 3 місяці тому +2

    Mamma Lynn, would look so much Younger if she CUT her hair into a Bob style & COLOUR 👏👏👏
    Speaking from the same age group, the long hair ages a woman WAAAY BEYOND Her Years!!!!!

  • @crazyXninjaXfishy
    @crazyXninjaXfishy 3 місяці тому +3

    Kidney stone or not, what would she have done anyway? 🤷‍♀️ It’s not like cancer changed anything the first time around

  • @Kat-Has-Cats
    @Kat-Has-Cats 3 місяці тому +14

    Thank you for commenting on her use of "agnostic" lol. Gnosticism means "knowledge" and Theism means "belief".
    (i) Gnostic Theist - believes in a God and knows that God exist.
    (ii) Agnostic Theist - believes in a God and isn't sure that God exist.
    (iii) Gnostic Atheist - doesn't believe in a God and knows that God doesn't exist.
    (iv) Agnostic Atheist - doesn't believe in a God and isn't sure that God exist.

    • @billr3053
      @billr3053 3 місяці тому +1

      Thank you summarizing the quadrants.
      Just a small correction…
      In this context, agnostic doesn’t just mean “isn’t sure”. It means the person is convinced that the concept is wholly unknowable. By anyone! As far as humans are concerned: not comprehensible. Beyond the capability of the human mind. One can not fathom all vastness of the universe, sufficiently, to conclude one way or the other.
      In my opinion, that label (“agnostic”) seems prudent when defined in that way. However, it also seems convenient since by definition no one can know all. Kind of a built-in disclaimer.

  • @PrairieChickenCO
    @PrairieChickenCO 3 місяці тому +11

    Her mom isn't pan or gay. She was gay for the stay. 5 year prison sentence, 5 year relationship. Do the math.

    • @shimmershine6902
      @shimmershine6902 3 місяці тому +2

      I thought she didn’t serve the full 5 years in prison though… Hamber said she got sentenced to 5 years, but got let out early on good behaviour

    • @PrairieChickenCO
      @PrairieChickenCO 3 місяці тому

      ​@@shimmershine6902Amber is a lying liar who lies.

    • @popartpistol
      @popartpistol 3 місяці тому +2

      It was out of prison, she used to post about it on her public FB.

    • @MsLemon42
      @MsLemon42 3 місяці тому +5

      In addition to what’s been said, you don’t magically change your sexuality in prison. She even added in the video that she cares about the person, not the gender. MamaLynn is clearly bisexual or pansexual (whichever you prefer).
      Someone who entered a “I will submit to this person for protection in prison” doesn’t say this.

  • @mobee5007
    @mobee5007 3 місяці тому +2

    Sorry I’m repeat commenting but the guy who gave her a hug at pride is probably just a guy who walks around offering fatherly hugs to people who were rejected by their parents for being gay. Its like a “free hugs” sign at protests kinda thing.

  • @jeanettehammond8692
    @jeanettehammond8692 3 місяці тому +5

    The 💩 is strong with this one!!!!!!!!!

  • @itiswhatitis8694
    @itiswhatitis8694 3 місяці тому +3

    I’ve never ever known anyone that speaks this way 🤢🤢🤢

  • @conor8185
    @conor8185 3 місяці тому +3

    whoever said "most people wake up at 5am or EARLIER" must not talk to many people outside of their own profession. yes, there are MANY professions as well as individual situations where people have to wake up at 3-5am... but that is not the majority. i'd say most adults in america wake up between 5 and 7am on working days, with SOME people but not the MAJORITY of people waking up earlier or later. that's such a weird thing to say, and even if it was totally true, it's such a weird thing to nitpick her on... like really, what benefit would someone who works from home and doesn't have a busy schedule get from waking up at 5am or earlier, as opposed to 8-9am? so weird. out of all the things that could be brought up as criticism, it's "why no wake up before sunrise?"

  • @FredDurstFan
    @FredDurstFan 3 місяці тому +2

    Salty crab I am so happy you brought up the agnostic claim amber always says!!!!! She obviously doesn't know what it means and it bothers me every fcking time she says it!!!!!! Thank you for saying it 👏👏👏

  • @Zombi3qu33n33
    @Zombi3qu33n33 3 місяці тому +6

    Thanks I just got off work and about to eat and watch salty Sunday ❤❤❤❤

  • @pirateorona92
    @pirateorona92 3 місяці тому +2

    When Amber does a ponytail she flips her whole body forward and uses the gravity to pull it together.. she can't hold her arms up that long nor as close together.. it's not even a mean thing.. when I was bigger putting my hands together or up for long periods was uncomfortable

  • @jasminevysoren
    @jasminevysoren 3 місяці тому +2

    I like MamaLynn's cackle...
    I hate Amber's cause it's fake (she changes her laugh so much), but ML's feels genuine ☺️

  • @thesilentdiva
    @thesilentdiva 3 місяці тому +2

    Yeah cuz by herself her videos were a little dry. I appreciate her mom being on there

  • @charitysmith5245
    @charitysmith5245 3 місяці тому +5

    I was screeching "big cherry!!"

  • @batbrat4412
    @batbrat4412 3 місяці тому +7

    Just say OZEMPIC!!! holy moly..

    • @Shortkingharry
      @Shortkingharry 3 місяці тому +1

      She's on the generic so Semaglutide is the correct way to say what Amber is on.

  • @indiging8330
    @indiging8330 3 місяці тому +2

    "someone I had a meeting with today" her parole officer?

  • @QuIeT_KhA0s
    @QuIeT_KhA0s 3 місяці тому +2

    I truly wish that in this moment of her being so anxious and scared of her health, she remembers all the people she disregarded and disrespected who were going through health issues (i.e. Destiny's Mom, Becky's Mom, Narc alert.) Karma is real, and if she's not careful, it will come full circle to her.

  • @billsmarysam1238
    @billsmarysam1238 3 місяці тому +6

    So happy you're here makes my Sunday!

  • @Starvvinb0y
    @Starvvinb0y 3 місяці тому +2

    BABE WAKE UP!
    SALTY SUNDAY POSTED!!
    🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

  • @a.c.1877
    @a.c.1877 3 місяці тому +1

    UA-cam just showed me an ad for ozempic. I’m not overweight or diabetic-just a gorl in the amberverse lol

  • @Shadys._
    @Shadys._ 3 місяці тому +2

    Ambers mum is actually so pretty

  • @dimplesd8931
    @dimplesd8931 3 місяці тому +1

    SC…you are too kind to Amber. She may have bought 2-3 bags of puffs and only showed one. She wasn’t a heavy smoker or drinkers. She’s addicted to food and shopping. She can go to a urologist as a new patient in 30-90 days max. She’s milking the kidney stone for sympathy and views because it’s all she has for “nontent” and it’s sad that her only real friend is her mom. I’m on Zepbound. I’ve lost 90lbs over 18months. I eat small meals. I try to eat healthy but I don’t deny myself either. My food addiction isn’t gone I just can’t eat like I use to so I stated shopping too much. Now I’m addressing that. Amber isn’t in therapy so she’s either going to go back to food or pick up a new addiction.

  • @rivers0ng
    @rivers0ng 3 місяці тому +1

    My prediction is she will stop ozempic soon bc she was only on it so she could get a CT/thought she had cancer

  • @SomePolishChick
    @SomePolishChick 3 місяці тому +1

    The reason why Ozempic patients, as with any patient taking type 2 diabetes drugs, are told to eat regularly is because the medication in conjunction with not eating, can result in hypoglycemia. So, at least in this case, it’s not about the malnourishment meme. It’s an actual medical necessity in order to avoid a full blown emergency.

  • @agnesg
    @agnesg 3 місяці тому +2

    What if she googled the same thing you did to get that 6mm measurement?

  • @emilyislame5078
    @emilyislame5078 3 місяці тому +1

    I’ve been saying for a while that the best thing Amberlynn could do to “spice up” her content would be to give us good results, actually prioritizing her health. yeah we don’t like her but at the end of the day i don’t think we rlly want to see her succumb to her problems. I’ve had kidney issues since i was little and that shit is painful and scary, i rlly do hope she passes the stone with ease and continues to lose weight tbh. that would be most enjoyable to see at this point.

  • @muaudy
    @muaudy 3 місяці тому +1

    you should do an alr talking ab religion/spirituality compilation bc her views are so funny when it comes to that and politics

  • @Dreadfuldowner
    @Dreadfuldowner 3 місяці тому +1

    The way the note story is soooo contrived!!! Ew. Your mom is even lying for u? lol sickening…

  • @MackyG-2020
    @MackyG-2020 3 місяці тому +1

    I feel like shes trying to steel the spotlight from her mother with the while sober talk. Also Amber i think you would be just fine skipping a meal or several.l

  • @bunayaka
    @bunayaka 3 місяці тому +1

    the only way i will watch amberlynn is through salty crab... i cannot stand amber otherwise

  • @Hectic.crumbl
    @Hectic.crumbl 3 місяці тому +1

    21 inch or 12 inches??? Amber get your story straight!!!!

  • @amandac.2406
    @amandac.2406 3 місяці тому +2

    Mom was gay for the stay.🙄

  • @redjohn2923
    @redjohn2923 3 місяці тому +1

    Istg imma start taking my own weightloss seriously because ill be damned if amber reaches her goal before i do.