*CoNSpiRacY THeoRy* flamingos actually have four legs and they hide the third and fourth because they double as guns and no one have survived to see them in action.
Is anyone going to talk about how Dan seems so much happier lately? I loved the old angsty dark humour, but now he is a soft Boi and I’m so incredibly happy for him
"when i was younger, a flamingo used to be my favourite animal" me- *looks at 10 years worth of flamingo collections including a flamingo lamp, painting, pillow, multiple clothing items, bed sheets, the literal underwear i'm wearing now, plushies, flamingo stake that is in my cactus, slippers, bags, shoes and anything else* ...it was meant to be
my mum has given up on telling my i don't need any more flamingo things. it's gotten to the point where there is something to do with flamingos in every room of the house....i think i may need help
"A skeleton head"...also known as...a skull...
Holy moly akdjakjdak
Fiona Anderson who run the world (Fionas)
the allusive noggin
as i read the name, i only think “are you there god? it’s me fionaaaaa”
+Phanic! At The Falling Out Wattpad Disco I love your name XD
*TAKE THEM TAKE THEM YOU DESERVE NOTHING TAKE THEM WHAT'S THE POINT IN PLAYING WITH YOU*
Same
Dan in high pitched voice: “Ohhhhh nooooo! Ohhhhh dearrrrr! Ohhhhh what a shame!”
*Dan the ever gracious winner*
Anna Noel I read this right before it happened😂
Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a marshmallow
My name is [Dan] Holy crap you’re brilliant 😂
oh dear *in baby phils voice*
Anna Noel yah lololol
*draws rectangle* computer:"I see triangle" I see a malfuntion
**draws square** computer: I see...octagon
I L L u m I Nat i
I see a typo
No one is talking about how funny it was when Dan was hitting Phil with a bag of marshmallow and I'm vv disappointed.
Hannah Lenhoff And Phil's busy trying to pick em off his clothes
i live for his little freak outs on Phil in videos >.
Hannah Lenhoff literally my aesthetic
Hannah Lenhoff o
Those moments are gold xD
Phil: drawing a person
Robot: Oh I know - It's a potato
m e
Hania Chibowska
It was Dan
It was me!
Omg we were all in the video I'm so proud of us:)
Hania Chibowska can relate. I am descendent from a potato.
Same
We all know they're going to share the marshmallows anyway
(Leah Maslin) You think Phil's going to share the marshmallows? Definitely not! 😂
Leah Maslin Who would eat a whole bag of marshmallows by themselves?
Leah Maslin sharing is caring :))
Aka phil eating 80% of it lol
Abolish ICE
PHIL, duH
Dans hair and outfit is super-snazzy. I'm not jealous.....
scandinavegan omgoshhh same
scandinavegan I am
Well i have his hair type curly hobbit haired boi :/ need that shirt tho. .......
Not cosplaying as dan ehehehe
scandinavegan i know the outfit is nice and all buT THIS IS ALL WHAT HE HAD BEEN WEARING FOR THE LAST YEAR HALP
Yea dan looks great but is Phil wearing a DISNEY REFERENCE SHIRT
“oHH DEAR”
IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW FAST DAN WAS TALKING IN THE ENDSCREEN CAUSE DANG
Natalie Gill wow that’s fast
he should be a rapper
Rap god
DAVEED DIGGS SPEED 😂
He should act in infomercials
anamatronic paintbrushes?
*my life long dream was to be a paintbrush thank u*
*NOTICED TWICE NOW OMG*
trashthetic congrats!!
Congrats on getting noticed fam!
trashthetic you did good *claps*
Boop XD
Congrats on noticed
Can we all appreciate how Dan's shirt is baggy but still suits him a lot? And Phil's shirt is mood.
dan losing his shit at the end is one of the best things to happen on the gaming channel
shannon kuan I laughed so much. Dan losing his shit is the reason I subscribed
shannon kuan thanks for the headphone warning
I’m so glad Phil educated me on flamingos
flamingo dissertation
Ikr
Edgertainment
Philmingos
Minty Bliss and guns :)
Skeleton head
There’s a word for that
Skull
FUCK I LITERALLY FoRGOT THE WORD SKULL WHILE READING THIS COMMENT
Don't tell them!
"Someone please tell me where the 4 legs on a flamingo are? Is it a flaminDOG?"
Me: **cries laughing**
waynesermanid I was shitting on myself when they were looking at the other drawings of the flamingos 😂
how does dan talk that fast this is bringing back diss track memories
*flashbacks*
Oh my gosh how did you know I always wanted to be an animatronic paintbrush
Lydia Mitlehner Maybe they have psychic powers!
i laughed way too hard at “flaming-dog”
Cadence S same
Cadence S SAME
Cadence S I spilt my tea
Yes hello I'm from triangle Canada
Jenna H same
sNORT
Same here
Same 🇨🇦
Milky Cow proof that Canada is a distraction by the Illuminati
*Hides from government*
" whAt kIND OF MOON IS THAT YOU *T U R N I P* "
Didn’t Phil mess up the tooth one before?
This will end is bloodshed and dead Daniels, dan, wut. C’est beau
1. Love your name
2. Yes and toothbrush
I love it when Dan wins or he's trying to get Phil's attention he'll just keep nudging him
Monsoon Magic I know it’s so adorable and makes me cry
“And dead Daniels”
How much Daniels does Phillip know, and why is he killing them all?
Kayleigh Donald There most be only one!
rejects all over again 👀
phil's turtle drawing was the derpiest thing i've ever seen
lol have fun cleaning up those marshmallows
Jessica HELP SQUIDWARD. I DIDNT GET THE NOTIFICATION. IM DYING. KMS.
Alyssa F RIP
IM ACTUALLY EXTREMELY MAD AT MYSELF. IS THIS NORMAL? 😂
Alyssa F IDK
Jessica OMG STOP IVE SEEN YOU MORE THAN 10 TIMES
Phils shirt describes my whole life
Phanisreal it’s hazel hayes merch
than k you
Dan your shirt reminds me of a game character.
It's sad that basically anyone you find on this channel with agree with you. As well as me.
'I wanna be where the people aren't'...
...but with Dan obviously
welcome to *danandphilgames*
where we enjoy having philosophical *marshmallow* discussions
and openly communicate our beliefs about *benches*
PHILosophical
I'll leave
And spend the first half minute discussing about gun parts
I am so proud of Phil for not eating those marshmallows before the video!
cipherlitera hahaa yes definitely!
It’s a first that he didn’t lol
They protec
They attac
But most importantly
They want the marshmallows bac
*CoNSpiRacY THeoRy* flamingos actually have four legs and they hide the third and fourth because they double as guns and no one have survived to see them in action.
Miss Takes I’m going to post this Tumblr. If it okay with you.
Lmao we need to call Shane Dawson 😂
Forget attack helicopter
*attack flamingo*
Did you just assume my gender?
I iDeNtiFy as an *AtTaCk FLaMinGo*
Every government everywhere: No one must ever know... DELeTe tHiS
that part when dan was hitting phil with the marshmallows killed me
petchisnotinteresting *TAKE THEM*
YOU DESERVE NOTHING
*WHAT'S THE POINT IN PLAYING WITH YOU*
The music and the black and white made it 10x better
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
this showdown was intense as fracc
TroyCharles_ CysterKaty CONGRATS
CONGRATS FAM
TroyCharles_ CysterKaty *claps*
*Full time rat never notices they've been noticed*
@@jessica-ls3tc jessica senpai i see you everywhere
I'm pretty sure the lipstick they roasted was my attempt at it lol
*Draws square*
I see triangle
Seriously 😐 lol
I LOVE PHIL’S SHIRT IT’S SO RELATABLE
k8_the_great52 it's Hazel Hayes' merchandise!
k8_the_great52 its hazel hayes merch
It's Hazel's merch!
IKR
i was just about to comment this omg
I love the way Phil makes different intro for each video
Okay I’m just surprised phil didn’t eat all of the marshmallows before the video was filmed
same
Jessica
Same, its actually surprising, phill should get an award😁
Random Tributes yessss
He didn't even open them! I'm proud
True
Why would you draw a lipstick horizontally tho? Vertical makes so much more sense.
fishiesaredying 😂
Lipstick is applied horizontally
*ALL OR NOTHING* is my favorite thing
Jessica so u on about the vamps or small faces? Cos honestly love small faces😍😂
*Ban brsss brfhlll* is mine
Not enough chaos for me
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
"Octogen"
Crista i
*O c t a g e n*
dan in that sweater is the cutest thing I've ever seen
*danisnotpicasso*
*AmazingWashingMachine*
Lol
😇😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
George Washingmachine
UnFamousArtist Alexander Hammyton
UnFamousArtist Phillip... is dead. I’m not going to joke about this.
Mika Helton yes yes it was a reference... that should be put to shame
OMG a flamingo used to be my favourite animal as well
*Hearing Dan and Phil singing Queen fills you with determination*
Sophie is not Social yasssss undertale!!!! My favorite!!!💗💗💗
Sophie is not Social UUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAALLLLLEEEEEEEEEE
Lol. XD
Why TF are undertale fans here lol and btw true :)
Where was the Queen???
D&P :RAKE ME UP RAKE ME UP INSIDE
Me:I am shooketh
Ahhh so relaxing
Can we please take a moment to appreciate how adorable Dan looks in that sweater?
Rootbeer Puppies3 ikr
Sharky Overlord
For sure, he’s adorable with his sleeves half way over his hands.
*DAN YOU WASTED MARSHMALLOWS*
YESSS
pretty sure phil wont leave any marshmallow behind..
I WAS 1000TH LIKER I FEEL SO SPECIAL
OMG IKR
FrosenLily Wait what few hours ago it was only 200 likes and now 😱
Phil says 'sea turtle' in such a posh British way
2jae 2day it’s funny cause he’s northern, not posh in anyway tbh
Dan: "When I was young a flamingo used to be my favorite animal"
The phandom: *LLLLLAAAAAMMMMMAAAAASSSS*
Macey King I thought this said "when I was a young flamingo"
*G-NOTE WARNING*
Dan: “When I was young”
The phandom: “BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY”
Raindash 877 *cries internally* I DIDN'T GET A G NOTE WARNING!
Warn someone next time...
I read this as “When I was a young flamingo” too.
MY EMO IS SHOWING. 😂
llAmAs aRe thE oLD brAndiNg
The washing machine is a hurricane
a washing machine that got hit by a hurricane
*in the eye of a hurricane there is quiet for just a moment*
NAME. THAT. REFERENCE. AND. I. WILL. LOVE. YOU. FOREVER.
The washing machine washed so fast and intensely it turned into a hurricane.
pain and more pain HAMILTON
Karlyn Wallis YEE
Why are they so adorable
Lost Teenager so true
Lost Teenager agreed
youtubers are adorable
dan surrendering with the marshmallows is my aesthetic
Why was this video so soft and pure?? This is premium content right here
"soft and pure" **looks at thumbnail** yeah.. soft and pure.
Brooklyn yeah the marshmallows were probably the only pure and soft thing
He sang the thong song and and you're calling it pure
Mak Terrill HAHAH
*soft and neat
I'm sorry 😅
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Those drawings are wacc
Every video whyyyyyyy
Yes child.
No
Alyssa F please stop!!!!!!!!!!!!
nO
Is anyone going to talk about how Dan seems so much happier lately? I loved the old angsty dark humour, but now he is a soft Boi and I’m so incredibly happy for him
Puns and Musicals sAME
Puns and Musicals Same
Same
Me too
S O F T A N D N E A T
sorry
Dan..... you pull back the HAMMER in the gun
"when i was younger, a flamingo used to be my favourite animal"
me- *looks at 10 years worth of flamingo collections including a flamingo lamp, painting, pillow, multiple clothing items, bed sheets, the literal underwear i'm wearing now, plushies, flamingo stake that is in my cactus, slippers, bags, shoes and anything else* ...it was meant to be
Allie x for some reason I read that in the tune of the black parade because of the when I was
ladders EP ***G NOTE + WAR FLASHBACKS***
Allie x same
my mum has given up on telling my i don't need any more flamingo things. it's gotten to the point where there is something to do with flamingos in every room of the house....i think i may need help
ladders EP i cried
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly
Dan's Stripe sweater is bacc
Sorry
I know these are old but they are fun
I LOVE YOUR NAME
I love that it's strip instead of stripe 😂
It’s back and I love it 😍
user 1 OH NOOO I MADE TYPO AGAIN☹
it doesnt rhyme oof
Phils shirt is me
Same
If I'm not wrong this is Hazel Hayes merch :)
True tho 😂
same tho
Sammmmmmeeee Man
Phil - *draws person*
Computer - “potato”
Me - Awh what a nice portrait of me ❤️
I love how Dan just sarcastically screams “OHHH DEAR!” 10/10
+Kathleen Asmussen Light!
ikr i cracked up lol
it's so hard not to smile, *blessed to have these babes*
phil: “sea turtle!?”
“well are there lake turtles?”
yes dan, there are indeed freshwater turtles honey.
sighitliz Dan: The A Level Geography expert
There are terrapins which are freshwater turtles. So yes, there are freshwater turtles.
Please don’t ever call anyone honey. I don’t think you’re a fifty year old woman, but if you are my apologies :)
Amanda Howellester They could be from the south where it's more common
Let’s appreciate Phil’s random knowledge about flamingos and other things
Dan's high voice in the end was so funny
When dan is a zebra crossing
Two (almost) 30 year old men fighting for marshmallows, Dan and Phil everyone
Bob Anderson nO
phil is 30 dan is almost 30
Well, Phil is 30. Dan's 26
I am Canadian and let me just say that pills drawing of Canada is very accurate on his map
I cannot stop looking at Dan's hair.. I wanna surf on it.
ride those curves amirite. ((im very sorry in advance forgive me))
"The Casper Lee flag"
Killed me
Kaya the Mostly Great S
Same lmfao
Dan can speak so fast wtf
PHIL I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU
I saw the title and wasn’t surprised in the slightest
WHERES MY “WAKE ME UP” PARODY BY DAN AND PHIL?
_RAKE ME UP INSIDE_
CANT RAKE UP
fUCK I DIDNT RECOGNISE IT I HATE MYSELF NOW GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
SAAAAAAVE MEEEE that actually sounds really painful
Rake me up and save me from the ANNOUNCEMENT *THAT'S COMING SOON*
Filippa MD yes very painful
"COME TO BRAZIILLL" I laughed at this part but I'm so happy that now u guys are actually going to come next year, thank you aaaa ❤
*Daniel Howell saying "Oi oi oi" is my aesthetic*
REMINDS ME OF
Daniel Lester good suggestion *snort* OI
Jessica Same!
I wanna be where the people
*aren’t*
I wanna be in the room where it happens
that is a fantastic motto to live by
_it's hazel hayes' merch_
oh. Oh. OH.
Kimmy Games SHERLOCK
Phil draws a rectangle
Computer”I see triangle”
Me ummmmm ok
and they say A.I. will kill us all LOL
how da frick does dan talk so fast?!
poppy grace as a Puerto Rican I really haven’t noticed lmao we talk so fast
I do that when I have to give a presentation
Rap God 2.0
Tøp ten things scientists can't explain
if dan talks fast i talk sonic speed
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wants the marshmallows bacc
Mitch ryan this meme is driving me crazy but this one actually made me laugh😂
Omg Phil is wearing Hazels merch 😂😂😍😍
*I WANNA BE WHERE THE PEOPLE AREN'T*
literally my life
Professional Fangirl! It’s Hazel Hayes’s merch
Professional Fangirl! Please join my religion
I need that shirt tbh
*we could make a religion out of this*
Professional Fangirl! I WANNA BE IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS
Phil: Here's canada
also phil: draws elongated island above the us
Dan: what place is this?
Phil:land of pineapples
Phil: *no it's the LAND OF CASPER LEE*
Fatema Begum Zaman *stop*
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Their drawings are wacc.
When dan suggested all or nothing I felt that the universe had imploded
dan's "what es thess?????" at the four-legged flamingoes (flamindogs) gets me every time
*daN'S STRIPED SHIRT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
Mariana Maurício WHAT OMG
Mariana Maurício he looks perfect in everything tbh
HE LOOKS SO GORGEOUS
phil: washing machine
the robot, an intellectual: hurricane
"I bet you've been dying-"
*ad plays*
I bET yOuVE bEEn dYiNg
Paci I just laughed out loud thanks
Paci call me stupid but I don't get it??
I love how Dan ended the vid with his super speed ending...I couldn't even say it that fast if I drank 14 gallons of coffee...
Dan freaking out is my anesthetic
it... numbs you?
dan nudging phil is my morphine
He protecc
He attacc
Most importantly drawing is bacc
AmazingEmilyisnotonfire idk for sone reason it gave me Hamilton vibes...
Olxia hahaha that's funny
Animatronic paintbrushes?
A game over marshmallows
*OH I KNOW DAN AND PHIL POSTED A MEW GAMING VIDEO! apparently*
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how good Dan looks in this!!!! Thank you
I LIVE HOW WHEN DAN WAS DRAWING A BICYCLE HE STARTED SINGING QUEEN!!
ME TOO OMG
Pet Shop the Cool YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
QUEEN IS E V E R Y T H I N G