Name of Country : My House National Security Guard : 3 Navy : 0 Airforce : 0 Special Guerilla Force : 3 Guard Stats : 🔰🔰 Special Guerilla Force : 🔰🔰🔰🔰 Navy : Airforce :
Officially, they are a private security company. The Pope did use to have a Palatine Guard two battalions strong (to answer Stalin's question on how many battalions did the Pope have. Last on guard duty during WWII and disbanded by Paul IV circa 1965.
You forgot Bermuda, it has a very small military. 609 soldiers total, nothing else. It’s called the Bermuda regiment. Fun fact, the entire population of Bermuda can fit into an NFL stadium.
It's a country recognized by most countries. I didn't know this until I did quizzes on a site a friend told me about. There was one in particular like name all of the countries that start with v and Vatican was the one I missed. They have an agreement with Italy that they will defend them. Vatican is smallest country if I remember correctly.
@Geo DnB Cuba modernized it's army in 2011 and it is the only country in the Caribbean along side with Venezuela with a competent air Force and navy plus Cuba has big contracts with China and Russia and Cuba has the biggest air defense systems in Latin America and the Caribbean with a lot of short to medium range systems ((the only one in Latin America ))) lol Bahamas only has 1300 soldiers not even the Dominican republic Bahamas Jamaica Haiti combined will match Cuba keep dreaming
@@arielrodriguez1892 Meanwhile none of it matters due to position and stance against the large nations around Cuba. Since the cold war has ended it's basically just been a standoff were nobody wants to be the bad guy and overtaken the island.
ariel rodriguez modernized you mean retro fitted, their air force is hardly competent. Especially compared to most other countries , plus 90 percent of their military is reserves.
First of all it's "its" and secondly it seems not to be a fact. L'Orchestre Philharmonique de Monte-Carlo has 98 musicians according to the Association Française des Orchestres and an additional staff of 18 people (although the info is from 2019 and I currently can only find 89 musicians on the official homepage so either not all of them are listed, they lost some or the Association had a mix-up and meant 89). If we take the higher number and include the additional staff (which shifts the numbers in favour of the Orchestra since the sources do not include civilian employees for the military numbers), we would be at 116 people. According to the official site, the Carabiniers du Prince currently have a military personnel of 124 which would already be 8 people more than the Orchestra plus staff and not vice versa. Additionally, the Firefighters in Monaco also are a branch of the military and add another 142 people according to their own website. So while the Orchestra is impressive and the military is small, the former is not larger than the latter even if we exclude the Pompiers.
@@ChineseChicken1 and It is a beautyful grave side and verry Clean. Americans pay a Lot for the maintenance of their Graves but there are also German Graves near by but they are completely weathered.
I could've sworn that lichtenstein, luxembourg, the vatican, andorra and san marino would've been on this list. Propably because half of those have no standing army or have armies in tens or just a couple hundred.
My Mom had a 45ft cabin cruiser and they had to anchor outside the Bahamas. She feared pirates and got up on deck with an M-16 in her bikini and told the pirates that she wouldn't go down without a fight! She was immediately hit with flood lights from a coast guard cutter and was told "This is the Bahamian Defence Force! Lower your weapon and prepare to be boarded!" They were looking for drug smugglers and one of the Bahamians even weighed themselves on the bathroom scales, lol. And they were perfectly safe from pirates that night.
4th oldest army, and then technically not an army, just a military unit. They are more an honor guard and police force than an actual military unit. I'd have a hard time calling them a military when their highest ranked officer is a colonel.
I am Haitian. Our new military needs funding to grow. 🇭🇹 have the potential to create a significant military force, our history is proof of that. We gained victory over Napoleon's Military, which at the time most effective in the world.
@@hansmuster4299 So-called "mercenaries" today are just hired guns for smugglers and the cartels. But these are State sponsored uniformed military forces whose members consist primarily of foreign troops. So yes they do count as a military. Try saying they don't to a Legionnaire if you don't believe me.
The Bahamas, Antigua & Barbuda are British Overseas Territories and have UK Armed forces stationed on the islands. Barbados is protected by the UK's Caribbean Patrol and protection squadron. There's three regiments of British troops stationed in the Caribbean who can arrive anywhere in theatre within 4-7 hours. The UK has a mutual cooperation treaty that allows the US to provide assistance or, as we saw in the 1980s in Grenada, military unit to interview on the UK's behalf when requested (during Grenada action, the UK was fighting a war to liberate the Falkland Islands). The Seychelles is protected by the UK’s Military base Diego Garcia, or it's forces station in Kenya which is a Commonwealth nation and used as a large training area for a rolling Brigades from the UK for the British Army. That's why several of this nations have little or no armed forces.
Why is my country (Montenegro) literally never mentioned in those videos? Number of soldiers in our army fell drastically when we gained independence from Serbia in comparison to time of Montenegrin-Turkish wars and WW1. Our military has like total 2500 soldiers both in active service and reserve, we have no tanks, 4 trainer/light attack jets, 8 utility helicopters and so on... We are literally the worst army in Europe after Luxembourg and we were ten times stronger back in late 1800s and 1900s.
I heard that the "Montenegro Solution" to banditry was to arm the civilians and crime fell off drastically afterwards as criminals soon went after easier pickings.
Me watching as a Haitian, thanks for making this video, I watch your videos for knowledge because I’m young, and when I was 5 I was with my family in Haiti, and someone ate my dog and cat, the memories
Commonwealth does not = Queen Elizabeth II as Head of State. There are 53 members of the Commonwealth, but only 16 Commonwealth Realms of which Her Majesty is Queen.
Why aren't we storming these nations instead of Area 51. Think about it we take over a nation one by one eventually forming the largest meme nation to ever exist. We would be unstoppable
2:11 - Suriname has a small fleet of fast patrol boats. 5:03 - E. TIMOR's navy has five small patrol boats. 6:57 - Cape Verde military: 1200 troops Made up of national guard n coast guard. The National guard consists of a big military police corps n a much smaller corps of marines n artillery.
If you could have only one branch in a small military, what would it be?
Navy seals they help me get my carrots
Infantry. Basic but highly effective, tested by time and tactics like gorilla warfare can triple effectiveness.
Marine corps
7th comment
Thermonuclearly equipped air force
*when Antarctica secretly trained polar bears to be soldiers*
._. >_>
Penguins!!!!!!
Meme Duck you mean... penguins 🐧
North Pole has polar bear special forces, you're confusing them with the Penguin's Army of Antarctica
who would win ?
1 million trained polar bears
vs
a soviet skeleton that has magic
Suc mi nuut
Imagine knowing everyone in your military by name 💀
Lol
there are 150 haiti army and know there name...
@@namrehtv2746The Haitian army now has about 500 soldiers and the country had a police force of about 16,000 policemen
I don't even know all the people in my company in the army
Joey jimmy carl and glen
The smallest army
A group of friends in gta online acting they're an army
My GTA Online character has more firepower than these armies....
@@tcg1_qc pretty sure most GTAO characters have the same firepower after about a month of playing
The smallest army is me and my friends at a fort in a park, we number in the double digits (it’s around 15 or 16)
Lol
You mean the worst army is the bts army
Name of Country : My House
National Security Guard : 3
Navy : 0
Airforce : 0
Special Guerilla Force : 3
Guard Stats : 🔰🔰
Special Guerilla Force : 🔰🔰🔰🔰
Navy :
Airforce :
Ha! Ha! My complex got thirty- seven security personnel and twelve armed gate guards.
Name of country .. my house
Navy 2
Air force 0
I have the worst army
bruh this is really late but i love how you used the Japanese symbol for beginner xD
@@dudezoom1 attack me:air force:1 helicopter and 2 soldiers with small arms
@@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205 okay I have 800 personal
It's a shame you forgot the Swiss Guard of the Vatican
Officially, they are a private security company. The Pope did use to have a Palatine Guard two battalions strong (to answer Stalin's question on how many battalions did the Pope have. Last on guard duty during WWII and disbanded by Paul IV circa 1965.
you do realize the pope can make a crusade (or at least used to) so don't forget that
The Swiss guard practically would take five days to raze Palestine and Mongolia to the ground.
@@siralanturing9103 that's bold of you thinking that Palestine is that weak
@@siralanturing9103 LOL
Swiss guard had invasion capabilities?
11:56 *add text left*
TR_AtaOzd just saw that
@@masteryooda9087 same here
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World War 3 videos on my page if anyone is interested
Very observant you are
The gang's in the United states has more fire power then all combined.
Dakota M individual strength vary in a gang.
Probably
By fare
Correct the blue line gang numbers are about 1 million.
And thats a fact
Top 10 small countries with a well equipped army
The Irish Defence Forces should defo be on that list.
Singapore
Israel
Vietnam with their trees
Sweden
"Where's our army"
"I *AM* THE ARMY"
U not country
Między Morze r/wooosh
@@PLKartofel Cant into space right poland😂
@@Riixtard that even not a poland flag
@@happyalltheday2275 Rlly
You forgot Bermuda, it has a very small military. 609 soldiers total, nothing else. It’s called the Bermuda regiment. Fun fact, the entire population of Bermuda can fit into an NFL stadium.
Sounds fake by the number…
@@sybrninja ikr, it’s literally just a regiment of the British army with Bermudans serving
Fun fact : The navy of Mongolia is only one boat with seven people on it and only one of them knows how to swim ( source geography now)
fun fact the army in albania doesnt exist becasue normal traffic police hop on a boat when there is a problem
btw the boat will probably be a pay/ per hour boat
Japan doesnt have an army
We dont really call them Navy though. There is one boat in Huvsgul Lake.
@@ka28mahaveer28 it has one, the JSDF
Man i love hearing someone say Suriname on youtube
stiphan GG y
I'm from there
I like Suriname
Me too. Its food is something i would like to try. And yes, i would like to visit there to meet the javanese there
Me too
Why no vetican city
OH ! They don't have army
They do have an army the catholics
They have an army of boys, but that’s something different...
It's a country recognized by most countries. I didn't know this until I did quizzes on a site a friend told me about. There was one in particular like name all of the countries that start with v and Vatican was the one I missed. They have an agreement with Italy that they will defend them. Vatican is smallest country if I remember correctly.
They have the Swiss Guard
What about The Swiss Guard
When your country isn't in the top militaries of the world, but it also isn't in the smallest militaries
*I see this as an absolute win!*
Where are you from
Wow John Wick would go through the top 5 with ease.
Top 3
Top 1
He only needs a feather to take them all out
@@YEA_Senko *tickle fight*
You watch too much movie a reality this 1 man caah distroy 1 army
This video: * exists*
Germany: allow me to introduce myse- oh nevermind
Russia: Tank you for this Information. We have protec our borders.
9:56
Look at the personnel
Nice
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Bahamas has the largest military in the Caribbean....... I can hear the 1 million plus Cuban military soldiers and reservist laughing
Well, certainly they weren't laughing when they had to pay 10 million $
@Geo DnB Cuba modernized it's army in 2011 and it is the only country in the Caribbean along side with Venezuela with a competent air Force and navy plus Cuba has big contracts with China and Russia and Cuba has the biggest air defense systems in Latin America and the Caribbean with a lot of short to medium range systems ((the only one in Latin America ))) lol Bahamas only has 1300 soldiers not even the Dominican republic Bahamas Jamaica Haiti combined will match Cuba keep dreaming
@@arielrodriguez1892 Meanwhile none of it matters due to position and stance against the large nations around Cuba. Since the cold war has ended it's basically just been a standoff were nobody wants to be the bad guy and overtaken the island.
ariel rodriguez modernized you mean retro fitted, their air force is hardly competent. Especially compared to most other countries , plus 90 percent of their military is reserves.
@@wthomas8383 I meant to say Latin America my bad lol
Fabulous job on the Cessna Caravans and King Air!
Infographics show: Smallest army in the world
Germany: Hmmmmmmm
Russia: Hello Vatican
Vatican: I'm dead leave it
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Smallest Militaries: **doesn't include Croatia**
Croatia: *I'm still worthy!*
The Irish Defence Forces and New Zealand Armed Forces are gigantic compared to these ones.
I went on here hoping for nz to be on here
@@sethrogan71 Yeah... they that country we all kinda forget about.
Yes, and Australia and Nz both lead the U.N repatriation of East Timor in its independence war against Indonesian rebels.
What about today's IRA? Personnel of only around 450 (estimated)
The Irish Defense Farces are a special type of awful.
Finally some worthy opponents for Canada 🇨🇦
love from canada
LOL AMERICA WILL JUST HELP YOU TO CAPTURE TINY COUNTRY'S
Hold up I’m in the US can we take over the world together we could provably do it what you say
Love Canada one of the best countries in the world
North Korea:watches video
Also North Korea:EVIL PATRICK FACE
FUN FACT: Monaco's National Symphony Orchestra is larger than it's Military
First of all it's "its" and secondly it seems not to be a fact. L'Orchestre Philharmonique de Monte-Carlo has 98 musicians according to the Association Française des Orchestres and an additional staff of 18 people (although the info is from 2019 and I currently can only find 89 musicians on the official homepage so either not all of them are listed, they lost some or the Association had a mix-up and meant 89). If we take the higher number and include the additional staff (which shifts the numbers in favour of the Orchestra since the sources do not include civilian employees for the military numbers), we would be at 116 people. According to the official site, the Carabiniers du Prince currently have a military personnel of 124 which would already be 8 people more than the Orchestra plus staff and not vice versa. Additionally, the Firefighters in Monaco also are a branch of the military and add another 142 people according to their own website. So while the Orchestra is impressive and the military is small, the former is not larger than the latter even if we exclude the Pompiers.
Can’t start a war if we don’t got a *M i l i t a r y*
Improvise adapt overcome
Dont need one to have a war
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I am from Luxemburg and our Boys often go to Germany
Wil Schreurs Patton is buried in Luxembourg.
@@ChineseChicken1 and It is a beautyful grave side and verry Clean. Americans pay a Lot for the maintenance of their Graves but there are also German Graves near by but they are completely weathered.
@@wilschreurs4626 Moien 👋🏻
Where I’m in dikierch
Hi Netherland or Luxembourg
Do one about the strongest militaries in south east Asia!
I could've sworn that lichtenstein, luxembourg, the vatican, andorra and san marino would've been on this list.
Propably because half of those have no standing army or have armies in tens or just a couple hundred.
The American Samoa National Guard should be able to beat them.
trinidad and Tobago has the largest military in the Caribbean, not Bahamas
Cuba
Exactly
@@adrianrobinson920 laughs in Puerto Rico
My Mom had a 45ft cabin cruiser and they had to anchor outside the Bahamas. She feared pirates and got up on deck with an M-16 in her bikini and told the pirates that she wouldn't go down without a fight! She was immediately hit with flood lights from a coast guard cutter and was told "This is the Bahamian Defence Force! Lower your weapon and prepare to be boarded!" They were looking for drug smugglers and one of the Bahamians even weighed themselves on the bathroom scales, lol. And they were perfectly safe from pirates that night.
Sometimes I forget Cuba is part of the Caribbean 😂😂
Suriname is one of the most interesting countries in the world 🇸🇷
you guys got some crazy toads
@@arthas640 cool
Tongan & Fijian Army: *"Aiight, Imah head out"*
Never heard of some of these countries before but now I do. Thank you sir
Greats channel ❤️
"Suriname declared independence from the Dutch." *Proceeds to show buildings in Africa*
Vatican should be #15 with their Swiss Guard as the smallest and oldest army :)
agreed
For the grace for the might of the lord
4th oldest army, and then technically not an army, just a military unit. They are more an honor guard and police force than an actual military unit.
I'd have a hard time calling them a military when their highest ranked officer is a colonel.
Fun fact, Gambia just sent it’s very first international cadet to the United States Military Academy @ West Point.
Once I discovered this channel I haven’t stopped watching… Kudos to y’all for making this…!!!
Can you do want of Trinidad and Tobago.. sharing our history will be really nice.
I am Haitian. Our new military needs funding to grow. 🇭🇹 have the potential to create a significant military force, our history is proof of that. We gained victory over Napoleon's Military, which at the time most effective in the world.
So true
i have an army of ants,bees, and wasps at my house.
its probably biger than the korean reserve army
2:37
Belgium:Am i a joke to you
You guys should do "Top 3 Militaries in North America". I'm really curious who they'll be.
It made me so happy when you said Trinidad and Tobago because no one talks about my home country
Ikr
Make: small countries who had war on big countries and resulsts!
*agrees in vietnamese*
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Explain that infographics show!!!
What about Vatican and the Papal Guard made out of pikemen?
The Pikes are mainly for ceremonial duties, but they have an arsenal of modern weapons if the need arises.
Do mercenaries count as army nowadays? Otherwise papal state has no army, same as liechtenstein.
@@hansmuster4299 So-called "mercenaries" today are just hired guns for smugglers and the cartels. But these are State sponsored uniformed military forces whose members consist primarily of foreign troops. So yes they do count as a military. Try saying they don't to a Legionnaire if you don't believe me.
@@_Abjuranax_ It is so small that its not considered as an Army😂😂
@@theturquoiseball1255 about 600 I believe
Vatican City, Andorre, Malta, Liechtenstein, North Cyprus ...
Every country should have only a small military for defending against pirates etc.
The smallest military is my immune system
But it has alot of white blood cells
Fortress22 unless she has an immunodeficiency disease, like leukemia.
but the cells are really small. thats what he means
The infographics show: the 15 smallest militaries in the world
Me living in Luxembourg: oh, he might be me
With history lesson we in the Netherlands always laugh about Luxembourg being captured in one morning with WW2 😂
@@baap5970 And we laughing about the Netherland beeing bombt away because of to late capitulation🙃
@@lucaarmillei1682 With an Italian name, I would think twice before making fun of another country's performance in the war. ;)
With all the comments, you have managed to find mine!
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You do realize that there were very few comments at the time u commented right ?
Da meme boi facts
I’m from The Bahamas 🇧🇸🥰
My uncle was in the flamingo disaster , which was when Cuba attacked the Bahamian naval ship . He is still alive today .
Re Iceland: There are however icelandic soldiers, serving Norway (Basically, they serve with us, we protect them)
dude what if we had 420 men in our army
- Seychelles
Wohoo Luxembourg! Finally we get some attention
Yeah!!
You get enough attention from rest of the world for the wealth, Luxembourg is the closest a country can get to utopia.
And Moncao
My list 5) central Africa 4) Bahamas 3) Haiti 2) lasutu 1) Tuvalu
Think you forgot about the Vatican, which maintains the Swiss Guards, a very small highly trained force.
The Vatican's 100 Swiss Guards are 10% of that State's 1,000 Citizens: the largest per capita army in the world!
Do top 10 military in south east asia
Largest army: bts
Smallest:
Watch the video till end
Lesotho Defence Force: Exists to protect the internal security of the country
Also Lesotho Defence Force: Does numerous coups
Ayyyyeee The Bahamas made it in a video
You have forget São Tomé and Príncipe. I think with a personnel of 300 it's small🤔
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No one cares.
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I was not surprise to see My Country the Bahamas in this We only have a population of 400.000
You should do top 10 militaries in Asia like you did for Europe.
Where's Tonga? I think that's the smallest Military.
Wool it'd be not
Can you guys please do a video about kurdistan .
Can you do the iceman vs John Wick
I would say Costa Rica is number 1 on the list since it does not even have a military at all. And we Costa Rican people are quite proud of that.
The Bahamas, Antigua & Barbuda are British Overseas Territories and have UK Armed forces stationed on the islands. Barbados is protected by the UK's Caribbean Patrol and protection squadron. There's three regiments of British troops stationed in the Caribbean who can arrive anywhere in theatre within 4-7 hours. The UK has a mutual cooperation treaty that allows the US to provide assistance or, as we saw in the 1980s in Grenada, military unit to interview on the UK's behalf when requested (during Grenada action, the UK was fighting a war to liberate the Falkland Islands).
The Seychelles is protected by the UK’s Military base Diego Garcia, or it's forces station in Kenya which is a Commonwealth nation and used as a large training area for a rolling Brigades from the UK for the British Army. That's why several of this nations have little or no armed forces.
Libya is like the 9th strongest nation in Africa I bet you never saw it's military capability
Before 2012
Why is my country (Montenegro) literally never mentioned in those videos? Number of soldiers in our army fell drastically when we gained independence from Serbia in comparison to time of Montenegrin-Turkish wars and WW1. Our military has like total 2500 soldiers both in active service and reserve, we have no tanks, 4 trainer/light attack jets, 8 utility helicopters and so on... We are literally the worst army in Europe after Luxembourg and we were ten times stronger back in late 1800s and 1900s.
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@@daniloperisic6119 Bili nekad :/
@@slavicemperor8279 ako Bog da bicemo opet.
I heard that the "Montenegro Solution" to banditry was to arm the civilians and crime fell off drastically afterwards as criminals soon went after easier pickings.
@@_Abjuranax_ yeah each family has guns
13:27 That’s Lebanon
Palestine is south of there
Me watching as a Haitian, thanks for making this video, I watch your videos for knowledge because I’m young, and when I was 5 I was with my family in Haiti, and someone ate my dog and cat, the memories
UA-cam unsubscribed me from you but I subbed again 😀
Smallest military ever: *bacteria ;)*
And Costa Rica dosnt even has any army personal...
They have naval infantry I believe.
@@dantecaputo2629 as far as I know not a single military personal
They can't be the smallest military, if they don't have one!
It’s a US territory
BOYS, HOW WE GONNA RAID Area 51?!?!?1?1
Not happening Are 51 is way more fortified than Area 51
Mr Green Just Tryna Get 450000 Subs hmmmm yes the floor is made out of floor
By not playing roblox...
Pretend to enjoy the festival and camping
Commonwealth does not = Queen Elizabeth II as Head of State. There are 53 members of the Commonwealth, but only 16 Commonwealth Realms of which Her Majesty is Queen.
Can you do strongest militaries in latinoamerica?
Why aren't we storming these nations instead of Area 51. Think about it we take over a nation one by one eventually forming the largest meme nation to ever exist. We would be unstoppable
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What guns we using
My country, Slovenia
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You forget the mw2 one man army
They have grenade launchers
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Me and my Family are the smallest Militaries in the World.
2:11 - Suriname has a small fleet of fast patrol boats.
5:03 - E. TIMOR's navy has five small patrol boats.
6:57 - Cape Verde military:
1200 troops
Made up of national guard n coast guard. The National guard consists of a big military police corps n a much smaller corps of marines n artillery.
Suriname's neighbor Guyana has a small military also
all these millitaries combined and multiplied by 50 are all smaller than the millitary of the US
Doesn't the Vatican have a military or is that just a security force with ceremonial duties
pearl joker the latter
Next video "The Smallest Military On Europe "
Everyone Gangsta until they all join forces
Can you show Fiji's military?