I couldn't stop laughing when he was measuring 2.5 meters off his d!ck :D :D As a foreigner, listening to various different dialects/accents of the English language is a real treat! Even tough I'm a linguist myself, I can't help bursting out with laughter :D
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I don't recall hearing about caulk in South AMERICA
As a utility locator, I really appreciate the fact that you make sure to tell people in each video to call in for a locate request to make sure they don't pop their own gas, electric, cable, telephone or fiber optic lines.
Hopefully the people coming out to mark them know what they're doing. The cable tv company was off by several feet in my yard. I think he and the electrical guy hit the same line underground because those marks were very close (red and orange spray paint). I was installing corrugated pipe for my downspout. I thought I was hitting tree roots when I almost severed the cable lines. It was like 10 feet from the orange line he sprayed.
My husband is a utility locator and he has horror stories of homeowners that did not call for a locate to dig something - fence,deck, etc and hit some sort of line. If you are at fault in can cost you lots of $$$$. Call- it’s free, at least in Ontario
We Aussies are Very Much Outdoor Lovers & This Video is Great!! Thank You Very Informative and Easy to Understand... Plus your Speech Rate is Spot On 👏👏👏👏👏👏🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲
I'm rollin' on the floor. Freakin' hilarious. You can tell he has no idea how that sounds to us Americans. I wonder if they say "dick" the same way as "deck"...
Thank you so much for this. I'm a lady from the United States, my husband put ours up 2 years ago with hooks & rope. It looked terrible & was sagging. He died last year so I'm going to try to fix it correctly this year by myself.
Oh my. I just bought a shade sale and I don't think I can do all this work so I guess I'll be sending it back because where I live you can't get anybody to do anyway work. Good video!
That was sun and the whole purpose of a shade is to provide shade ....Obviously it was mounted too high ... and he should have angle it also .....a good craft man nut not a good engineer/designer ... please take in consideration the direction of sun when mounting
Love this video. I'm considering similar idea except stand alone posts with no deck to attach. I know I'll need a substantially larger amount of cement and deeper. Mine will measure nearly 7M X 7M X 8M (20' x 20' x 30'). Any suggestions on the cement? I'll use same size posts as shown in yours, except varying lengths to get that twist.
We recommend using concrete with a minimum of 20Mpa and not a quick set concrete. You can find more details here: www.mitre10.co.nz/guides-and-advice/guide/how-to-put-up-a-shade-sail
7:30 lol (Im useing chains for extra length as the size of my deick means my sail doesnt reach these fixing points, so head down to mitre 10 if u need help sizing it up. (my deick?)
If you click through to the guide in the description box, you'll find more information about choosing and using different types of fixings to attach your shade sail. ^Rhi
It might not seem it from the weather at the moment, but summer is so close and we'll all be enjoying our time out there soon enough. Do you think you'll give this project a go, Jay? ^Kane
Concur, as much as I appreciate his other videos, this entire project puzzles... Why would anybody want a shade in the heat-absorbing color of black.... one that doesn't cover much, one that will feed the rain back towards the entrance, and something less than readily easy to put up and take down for the winter. Must be a "Kiwi" thing. Have never seen one of these "shade sail" contraptions anywhere in the states.... (nor do I think it likely to catch on, certainly not in the south)
Hi, I bought 3m x4m protective waterproof canopy to cover Infront of a small shop door. Can you teach me how to put it myself? To prevent rain not to enter. I need help. Thanks
I have a row house that I don't own so I can't sink a lot of money into it. My BY is fenced in with a 6' board on board fence on both sides. My idea is to put in two long shank eyes into the posts to raise the height (as much as I can or are available). Would I need a center support. How high are your poles? Thank you so much. Great video!
rebekah rumbel OH! Thanks for explaining what he did! What did he do with the 90 degree metal piece? I’m a lady going to install myself. I’m pretty handy just don’t understand all he says. Didn’t think using facia was good idea but you explained that! I’ll just have to figure out how to check on rafters! Hmmm...doesn’t work for him, does it! And won’t work unless sun is coming straight down! Lol soooo...won’t be good on my patio after 2PM! Sigh....
@@nickstone7834 Thanks Mark! After more research I’ve found the sail won’t work for me. I have to have something with an adjustable angle depending upon the time of day and where the sun is, I bought a large cantilevered umbrella and the then a smaller one that can be moved around. I’m in South Texas and in the summer the sun just bakes us but changes angles through the long summer season: April-September. Sometimes e sun is directly above and sometimes it comes at us from the West. It’s not easy living in the Sunbelt! Yay San Antonio: gets too hot in the summer and not cold enough in the winter!
Thanks info. Please can send some information as how shape of net maters I of size ten by ten meters so as to get the shape and tension in tiring the Dali shade to the poles thanks regards Parvez
+Don Green I don't mean to be crude but damn! that is what I heard too and I haven't laughed out loud in a long time..not used to hearing this kind of accent. Caliboy here. Thanks for the video and the laugh man.
...in the neighbour's garden. The killer heat is mid-afternoon heat. A shade CURTAIN would be better, like in Spain. People roll DOWN as well as OVER. And have seating areas on the north side of the house, or the east side.
It's always interesting to learn the different names used in other lands. What we in the States call "carriage bolts" apparently are "code screws" unless I'm hearing it wrong.
Hi, awesome information here. I am building a deck at the moment with the help of your other video. I am going to be building a bench too. Are you able to tell me the dimensions of yours (height and width)? Thanks
Feel free to read our full instructions here to make sure your sun sail is sturdy: www.mitre10.co.nz/guides-and-advice/guide/how-to-put-up-a-shade-sail
great video. what size turnbuckles, eye bolts and S-hooks do you suggest to take the weight of this shade sail? around 8mm thickness for all of them? I want to do the same as you, and don't want to choose too-weak parts in case they come apart in the wind....
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Hi Jay, it might change the amount of sun they're getting so if they're very particular about the amount of direct light they receive then you might want to consider that ^Matt
Hey Jason, we'd recommend having a chat to the team at your local store for some personalised advice - they'll also know the conditions in your area a bit better 👍 ^Cam
Most shade sails are not waterproof unless you are using a waterproof fabric, however, we do suggest varying heights of your posts/attachment points to encourage water run-off. ^Matt
good day. should you using buggy cord there mate. you know just in case you get a blower. Other wise it could rip off your mate fascia boards, yeah Guy use a perishable anchor point to be safe, because you got enough sail there push the Lady Penrhyn
@@fiveftzombie where you live in Arizona, cuz sorry to tell you but it gets way hotter than. 115, now that climate change is in full force we will get hotter.
hi sir, sorry, I'm from Indonesia, I want to ask what the name of the designation for the screwdriver or wrench you use it? I was hard to explain to the seller when I want to buy
Wrong eyebolt, always use one that have shoulders on them. Also, using a bottle / sail hardware is recommended for the strength. Never a good idea to attach it to the house, especially with some of the larger shades, the uplift can be hundreds of pounds in the wind. Some of the sails, you need to use a 2 ton puller to get them taut, that will rip the soffits off of most houses.
Quick set concrete isn't as strong as regular concrete, and as such, isn't to be used in structural applications like footings for buildings or shade sail masts.
Kiwis love talking about their decks and us Americans like caulk. Thanks bro...great video!
Thanks so much for sharing the love Eric, glad you enjoyed our video! 🤗 ^Cam
Took me 5 min to understand the joke, good one lol!
@@adieface Wanna trade citizenship?! 😉 I'd like to immigrate to AUS.
I couldn't stop laughing when he was measuring 2.5 meters off his d!ck :D :D
As a foreigner, listening to various different dialects/accents of the English language is a real treat! Even tough I'm a linguist myself, I can't help bursting out with laughter :D
I don't recall hearing about caulk in South AMERICA
As a utility locator, I really appreciate the fact that you make sure to tell people in each video to call in for a locate request to make sure they don't pop their own gas, electric, cable, telephone or fiber optic lines.
Hopefully the people coming out to mark them know what they're doing. The cable tv company was off by several feet in my yard. I think he and the electrical guy hit the same line underground because those marks were very close (red and orange spray paint). I was installing corrugated pipe for my downspout. I thought I was hitting tree roots when I almost severed the cable lines. It was like 10 feet from the orange line he sprayed.
My husband is a utility locator and he has horror stories of homeowners that did not call for a locate to dig something - fence,deck, etc and hit some sort of line. If you are at fault in can cost you lots of $$$$. Call- it’s free, at least in Ontario
We Aussies are Very Much Outdoor Lovers & This Video is Great!! Thank You Very Informative and Easy to Understand... Plus your Speech Rate is Spot On 👏👏👏👏👏👏🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲
My wife and I are laughing every time he says “deck” 🤣
Not gonna lie, made me have a little giggle too 😉👍 ^Billie
@@mitre10nz 🤙🏼
I'm rollin' on the floor. Freakin' hilarious. You can tell he has no idea how that sounds to us Americans. I wonder if they say "dick" the same way as "deck"...
Yeah that one took me a minute
I thought he said dick...have hearing loss....was funny🤣😂
Thank you so much for this. I'm a lady from the United States, my husband put ours up 2 years ago with hooks & rope. It looked terrible & was sagging. He died last year so I'm going to try to fix it correctly this year by myself.
Out of curiosity, did you manage to fix it?
All done?
It's like watching a movie with no solid ending, what ultimately happened!? 🤷🏻♀️
She moved! No longer needed the shade.
Even after death, he gets nagged.
There are less complicated ways to do this! But I do like listening to him talk. 😀
Awesome well can u Plz share them with me because I’m looking to easily install one this month ?
Thanks for your video mate!
The chain idea really helped me big time, now have one perfect shade sail on our patio 👍
Glad to hear it helped 👍 ^Matt
One variation is opposing the height of the corners to produced a curved parabolic shape - it fares better in high winds
I have a video for reference
Looks so much better too.
1:58 1:58 @@pipersmitty87
Great vid, really helped me with my project. Bit confusing with the D shackles that were mentioned but didn't seem to be used.
Oh my. I just bought a shade sale and I don't think I can do all this work so I guess I'll be sending it back because where I live you can't get anybody to do anyway work.
Good video!
I dont even want a shade sail I just like listening to this guys accent
You like it when he says "deick"?
Stood under shade sail in full sun. Well positioned.
Haha yeah I couldn't help but crack up at the end when the shade sail was complete the shade from the sale was against the wall of the house.
The sun is setting, nothing to do with positioning....
@@Robertye112 no shit... Don't you think he could have filmed it with the sun at high noon instead of staring into the sun like a fuck head?
@@GRITBONE I guess they just filmed it when he was done. Whats the big deal?
That was sun and the whole purpose of a shade is to provide shade ....Obviously it was mounted too high ... and he should have angle it also .....a good craft man nut not a good engineer/designer
... please take in consideration the direction of sun when mounting
Love this video. I'm considering similar idea except stand alone posts with no deck to attach. I know I'll need a substantially larger amount of cement and deeper. Mine will measure nearly 7M X 7M X 8M (20' x 20' x 30'). Any suggestions on the cement? I'll use same size posts as shown in yours, except varying lengths to get that twist.
We recommend using concrete with a minimum of 20Mpa and not a quick set concrete. You can find more details here: www.mitre10.co.nz/guides-and-advice/guide/how-to-put-up-a-shade-sail
Now to go to Bunnings and pick up everything I need. Thanks Mitre 10!
Hahaha! It doesn’t sound like he’s saying deck!
I love you kiwis and your brill accents! Love from Canada
...The size of your wHaT?! 😂
Gotta love the metric system!
7:30 lol (Im useing chains for extra length as the size of my deick means my sail doesnt reach these fixing points, so head down to mitre 10 if u need help sizing it up. (my deick?)
Great video..... clear instructions and nice uniform. You look good.
I have enjoyed all of your videos, very informative and detailed.
Great to hear! ^Charlie
Very good explained! Just did not see how to use D shackles?
If you click through to the guide in the description box, you'll find more information about choosing and using different types of fixings to attach your shade sail. ^Rhi
Love the “Righty O”.
Thanks for the detailed step by step instructions. This is great.
Thank you so much for your feedback Steve, really appreciate it! 🥰 ^Cam
Chuckle at 7:35 "the size of My deck". 😂
of my deck.. im scottish and i love it how you say my deck again and again
Hello from New Mexico USA
Fantastic video, “mate”!
Thunks for the tups. Hopping off in my SoobARoooo to buy some now! Eh!
Nice big deck!
It might not seem it from the weather at the moment, but summer is so close and we'll all be enjoying our time out there soon enough. Do you think you'll give this project a go, Jay? ^Kane
@@mitre10nz I live in US, summer is here and this video showed me exactly what I want to put up for my back porch .
So glad to hear it. We'd be keen to hear how you got on with it, pop back and let us know ^Kane
Great video- very helpful!! Thanks from Washington state
I wonder how draining stormwater will work?
Righty-O ... beautiful !
Brilliant, exactly what I was looking for!
Hahaaha Kiwi accent... oN TO MY dICK!!!
yes, must have a sore one by now
1:05 "...now the center of my ass..." LOL Love the Kiwis.
Good how to, but he was still standing in the sun! I guess it was for specific time of day?
Cheers
Obviously it was mounted too high ... and he should have angle it also .....a good craft man nut not a good engineer/designer
Concur, as much as I appreciate his other videos, this entire project puzzles... Why would anybody want a shade in the heat-absorbing color of black.... one that doesn't cover much, one that will feed the rain back towards the entrance, and something less than readily easy to put up and take down for the winter. Must be a "Kiwi" thing. Have never seen one of these "shade sail" contraptions anywhere in the states.... (nor do I think it likely to catch on, certainly not in the south)
Used your video for our shade install - thank you.
Don’t mean to be a deck but it doesn’t sound like he’s saying deck 😆
😂😂
Sounds like you got deck envy😜
Kiwi bru
@@hman2912 fair suck of the sav, mate.
😂 I was thinking the same.
Hi, I bought 3m x4m protective waterproof canopy to cover Infront of a small shop door. Can you teach me how to put it myself? To prevent rain not to enter. I need help. Thanks
Thanks for the suggestion! ^Cam
I have a row house that I don't own so I can't sink a lot of money into it. My BY is fenced in with a 6' board on board fence on both sides. My idea is to put in two long shank eyes into the posts to raise the height (as much as I can or are available). Would I need a center support. How high are your poles? Thank you so much. Great video!
Row house? Is that a houseboat?
New Subscriber. Glad I found your channel. Looking forward to learning a lot more from this channel.
Great video, thank you!
Great job and advice cheers mate
at the end of the deick
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I like your ideas and your deick
Fantastic design!!! I love this for every one
Thank you. Your video helped me today 👌🏽
Glad to hear it Gerardo ^Charlie
@@mitre10nz what was the D shackles used for. I don't think I saw them used.
Does it run the risk of pulling off the fascia in high wind?
I wouldn't think so as it's going thru the fascia and into the rafters
rebekah rumbel OH! Thanks for explaining what he did! What did he do with the 90 degree metal piece? I’m a lady going to install myself. I’m pretty handy just don’t understand all he says. Didn’t think using facia was good idea but you explained that! I’ll just have to figure out how to check on rafters! Hmmm...doesn’t work for him, does it! And won’t work unless sun is coming straight down! Lol soooo...won’t be good on my patio after 2PM! Sigh....
@@robinholbrook6576 I think if you had exposed rafters you could use them to brace the rafter and fascia boards--help reinforce that connection.
@@nickstone7834 Thanks Mark! After more research I’ve found the sail won’t work for me. I have to have something with an adjustable angle depending upon the time of day and where the sun is, I bought a large cantilevered umbrella and the then a smaller one that can be moved around. I’m in South Texas and in the summer the sun just bakes us but changes angles through the long summer season: April-September. Sometimes e sun is directly above and sometimes it comes at us from the West. It’s not easy living in the Sunbelt! Yay San Antonio: gets too hot in the summer and not cold enough in the winter!
@@robinholbrook6576 ah yeah these aren't moveable to adjust with sun
I was amazed on how easy it was to set up the deck but when he started with the dick jokes then it got hilarious thank you I need it that
Bahaha 😂
He's gonna attach it to his wHaT!? 😂😂😂
@@stellaallbright4750 😂😂
Any consideration needed for wind direction?
So that eye hook is just screwed into the wood of the rafter?
Thanks info. Please can send some information as how shape of net maters I of size ten by ten meters so as to get the shape and tension in tiring the Dali shade to the poles thanks regards Parvez
How to install a shade sail on a dick ... :) I' surprise this video hasn't gone viral
+Don Green I don't mean to be crude but damn! that is what I heard too and I haven't laughed out loud in a long time..not used to hearing this kind of accent. Caliboy here. Thanks for the video and the laugh man.
+Don Green I'm not attach anything to a dick or cutting anything that sounds like a post....lol! Good laugh... Easy As. :P
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Seems like a fairly permanent deal for 5 square feet of shade
Metres
Closer to 135 square feet. Its ok, not everyone is good at math.
...in the neighbour's garden. The killer heat is mid-afternoon heat. A shade CURTAIN would be better, like in Spain. People roll DOWN as well as OVER. And have seating areas on the north side of the house, or the east side.
Anybody else notice that there’s not much shade when he’s done??
Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
You do realize that the time of day has to do with the direction of of the sun and the time he planes to be outside.
5:31 - "2.9 meters off my"... what? Great video by the way
Cheers Syd 😂 ^Billie
sometimes its too windy outside, I'm just worried about the shade will be like a sail.
Would it be safe to attach the other two points away from the house onto the fence, as I cannot add in the posts int he ground?
Thanks! This will depend on the strength of the fence and also wind factors for your area! ^Cam
It's always interesting to learn the different names used in other lands. What we in the States call "carriage bolts" apparently are "code screws" unless I'm hearing it wrong.
a carriage bolt uses a washer and nut. I think you mean a "lag screw" ?
Should it be angled to let rain run off?
it's not gonna protect you from the rain
@@Monsieur405 I think he means to run off the sail so it won't stay on the top, encouraging rot.
@@janestewart3231 The material isn't waterproof. Rain will pass through it.
Is the shade large enough to protect that side of house from the sun? What about strong wind, would it cause any problem to the shade?
Hi, awesome information here. I am building a deck at the moment with the help of your other video. I am going to be building a bench too. Are you able to tell me the dimensions of yours (height and width)? Thanks
Be careful how you pronounce "deck", as in "the size of my deck means...." It's a bit of a pitfall for Kiwis!
Glad someone said this... was a little uncomfortable lol
🤣🤣🤣
And he said it over and over and over.....heh, heh, heh... Quiet Beavis.
I'm glad I'm not imagining it, and he keeps on repeating 🙈
Gotta love a man with a big deck
Awesome mate!
Good Video Boss
Thanks to the Kiwi guy for the tips on tightening my sail shade. Much appreciated. Robert
thanks mate, good video
is this sail shade water proof?
Good on ya mate ..I likes it .I’m gonna do just that
I wanna see him fight a kangaroo with his tool belt on
Last time I checked, there were no kangaroos in NZ. A kiwi or two, yes.
i wonder if the hook is really strong enough ? can the wood support the load from the hook? 2:47
Feel free to read our full instructions here to make sure your sun sail is sturdy: www.mitre10.co.nz/guides-and-advice/guide/how-to-put-up-a-shade-sail
great video. what size turnbuckles, eye bolts and S-hooks do you suggest to take the weight of this shade sail? around 8mm thickness for all of them? I want to do the same as you, and don't want to choose too-weak parts in case they come apart in the wind....
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Thank you so much, you really help me out!
@Achilles Julio glad I could help :)
The only problem for me is that the wood of my roof is not really strong and I have strong wind. I can’t fix it. 😢
Greetings sir, whats a good length for the chain, my hardware kit didn't come with chain? thank you kindly.
500mm
Great video! What were the D shackles used for?
Hi Daniel, these can be used for the fixing accessories that you’ll need to secure your shade sail. ^Cam
I got a garden next to my door way will this effect the plants
Hi Jay, it might change the amount of sun they're getting so if they're very particular about the amount of direct light they receive then you might want to consider that ^Matt
@@mitre10nz thanks i will look into it
Beautiful!
Who else spent the entire video listening for him to say "d*ck" again in some new and exciting context?
Put your ear up to his door you might hear more stuff.
1:53 "So ideally I wanna fix strait into our rafter from behind so ima have a look around an see if I fucking see that"
Hahahaha oh dear
@@dominicm6144 He actually says "see if I can see that". It's just a mixture of the way he says it and his accent (see ifican see that)
Is there any concerns with this damaging your roof rafter if there is high winds?
Hey Jason, we'd recommend having a chat to the team at your local store for some personalised advice - they'll also know the conditions in your area a bit better 👍 ^Cam
Did you use the D shackles or find them unnecessary ?
Hey Mark, this would depend on your shade sail, we'd recommend having a chat to the team at your local store for some personalised advice 👍 ^Kyle
Sir you have good project of this DIY can you give me the materials you used pls sir thanks
That deck is huuuge
Personally wasn’t impressed myself. Seen way bigger decks than that
thanks kiwi! love the accent!
When Installed my shade sail, I put solar post lights on the top of my post.
Good thinking David!
I'm keen to cap mine with copper plates.
I know its called "shade" sail but as well as the sun does it also protect against rain?
Most shade sails are not waterproof unless you are using a waterproof fabric, however, we do suggest varying heights of your posts/attachment points to encourage water run-off. ^Matt
@@mitre10nz 👍 thanks Matt
Really helpful thanks
good day. should you using buggy cord there mate. you know just in case you get a blower. Other wise it could rip off your mate fascia boards, yeah Guy use a perishable anchor point to be safe, because you got enough sail there push the Lady Penrhyn
Americans listening
“the size of my deck”
Where can i buy that?
I think it'd be great if you made the shade go over the roof to keep the house cooler. 110 Fahrenheit here in the summer.
110 that’s cute
Yeah not that hot in N.Z pretty sure. It is in Australia
@@fiveftzombie where you live in Arizona, cuz sorry to tell you but it gets way hotter than. 115, now that climate change is in full force we will get hotter.
@@cdwoods4754 I live in Australia
125 in Phoenix AZ
Only dumb butts would build a city in the desert then complain about hot it is.
Are the laminated posts 135x135mm? they look larger than 125mm and i've struggled to find that sizing, it seems to be either 112 or 135mm
Looks easy enough for me to do except. I'm weak lol
hi sir, sorry, I'm from Indonesia, I want to ask what the name of the designation for the screwdriver or wrench you use it? I was hard to explain to the seller when I want to buy
It was the deick.
does this hold in 50 mph wind? does it get windy there?
this guy's accent is peer gould
Thank you, most useful!
3:10 how deep is the hole? Or how deep is the concrete footing at 3:58?
Hi there! Dig your hole 600mm deep and fill with concrete 🙌 ^Cam
I can’t find the “centaur” of my house!
Really? Mine came with 2 if you want one
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thanks for the assum video
nice shade on the side of your house
Wrong eyebolt, always use one that have shoulders on them. Also, using a bottle / sail hardware is recommended for the strength. Never a good idea to attach it to the house, especially with some of the larger shades, the uplift can be hundreds of pounds in the wind. Some of the sails, you need to use a 2 ton puller to get them taut, that will rip the soffits off of most houses.
nz rockdj
shut up Fuck boy.
Got nothing of value to contribute? Must still be trying to escape the backwater part of Papakura.
Packetattack tie me kangaroo down sport.
....thats why he specifically went looking for rafters to attach too.....or did you miss that part?
Why does this video say NOT to use quick setting concrete (quiqrete)?
Quick set concrete isn't as strong as regular concrete, and as such, isn't to be used in structural applications like footings for buildings or shade sail masts.