Harry Potter But With Guns (Movie Recap)

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  • @ml9_c0p
    @ml9_c0p 3 роки тому +4098

    "harry stop, your going insane" "ive found my passion, killing with an akimbo pistol combo, i feel like a god"

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 3 роки тому +39

      the only downside is if you suck at aiming 2 guns at once.
      1 is ok, but 2 is difficult
      i even only in pavlov dual-wielded uzis and emptied both entire magazines, but didnt hit a single shot, but had to throw the pun "well this is akward" (cuz it was)

    • @finvz2296
      @finvz2296 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mutrax4706 shut up

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 3 роки тому +6

      @@finvz2296 y

    • @sodacity2412
      @sodacity2412 3 роки тому +3

      Is this A real story or was this in a game cuz either way that sounded cringe and made it seem like you were trying to be quirky and cool

    • @ml9_c0p
      @ml9_c0p 3 роки тому +3

      @@sodacity2412 do you not understand the concept of "its a joke"?

  • @Optim147
    @Optim147 3 роки тому +8885

    Harry Potter - "You're a wizard, Harry."
    Guns Akimbo - "You're an american, Miles."

  • @Komijoyo677
    @Komijoyo677 3 роки тому +5006

    "Miles is rudely awakened from his dream, but, the kind visitors quickly put him back to sleep." Gold. lol

  • @lexcentrique2554
    @lexcentrique2554 2 роки тому +1397

    I just realized: The guy having his guns nailed to his hands played at his advantage each time he was captured, since no one could remove the gun, he just had to be still alive to be able to fight.

    • @TheArtonSlo
      @TheArtonSlo 2 роки тому +217

      Yeah, there's just one problem. How does he reload?

    • @lexcentrique2554
      @lexcentrique2554 2 роки тому +77

      @@TheArtonSlo Oh, sh%t, you're right!

    • @2_s3tchy
      @2_s3tchy 2 роки тому +134

      The guns come with I think 50 bullets each if they run out he loses and dies I think I havent watched this movie in a while

    • @jpgamelabsherns2193
      @jpgamelabsherns2193 2 роки тому +12

      Cheat codes my man.

    • @rmdhn1
      @rmdhn1 Рік тому +18

      ​@@2_s3tchythere's a counter throughout the film

  • @iceeternal8757
    @iceeternal8757 3 роки тому +3196

    “Shoot the guy Harry” said dumbledore calmly

  • @lologuy9240
    @lologuy9240 3 роки тому +5499

    Harry
    1.Hes a wizard.
    2.Hes a John Wick tier when it comes to guns.
    Be like Harry

    • @Zorbros
      @Zorbros 3 роки тому +110

      Harry is built different, got it

    • @aldusty3959
      @aldusty3959 3 роки тому +52

      Looks like life went south after he married

    • @saswatbalyan2594
      @saswatbalyan2594 3 роки тому +51

      @@aldusty3959 When you don't complete university and leave last year while your running source of income was dead mom and dad's savings, it was bound to happen

    • @UFC_enjoyer69
      @UFC_enjoyer69 3 роки тому +6

      Nahh john wick better

    • @mytheonix6503
      @mytheonix6503 3 роки тому +5

      he has a good gaming chair

  • @deathseye7578
    @deathseye7578 3 роки тому +4882

    Gotta give the guy who ran at them with a spork some credit, man tried his best.

    • @Miscalculation.
      @Miscalculation. 3 роки тому +40

      lol true

    • @muhahac
      @muhahac 3 роки тому +12

      ikr

    • @highkeyawesome177
      @highkeyawesome177 3 роки тому +9

      mans best death (:

    • @OGSontar
      @OGSontar 3 роки тому +77

      Dunno, man, them sporks are dangerous. You could put an eye out with one of them.

    • @-w-4252
      @-w-4252 3 роки тому +17

      @@OGSontar it would cause major internal damage

  • @whyamihere54972
    @whyamihere54972 2 роки тому +625

    I love how whenever Daniel Radcliffe is in a movie that isn’t Harry Potter so he can get as far away from the character as possible, everyone says it’s Harry anyway. Funny Harry man is actually called Daniel Radcliffe, guys

    • @mileswiltse4535
      @mileswiltse4535 Рік тому +17

      Who's daniel?

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 9 місяців тому +18

      No his name is Harry Potter and he's a wizard.
      Also why are you even here?

    • @johnny_bop
      @johnny_bop 9 місяців тому +2

      @@LisaAnn777💀

    • @Hero0451
      @Hero0451 9 місяців тому +11

      I call it the Steven Ogg effect. One highly acclaimed role and that’s all you’re really known for

    • @sagirem
      @sagirem 9 місяців тому +7

      It's like the super rare case of an actor that had a role so famous it backfired

  • @i.am.adrian
    @i.am.adrian 3 роки тому +1250

    Harry Potter and the Wands of Akimbo. Casting full-metal jacket spells on those evil wizards.

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 роки тому +119

      Oh damn that's a fire title. Good stuff.

    • @drizztdourden6687
      @drizztdourden6687 3 роки тому +15

      This is fucking underrated. Hold on while I make more YT accounts to like this.

    • @Joker-rd2fy
      @Joker-rd2fy 3 роки тому +8

      avada ka gundra

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 3 роки тому +1

      @@Joker-rd2fy PK .40

    • @beepbotic
      @beepbotic 3 роки тому +18

      Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bullets

  • @enchantsquid4215
    @enchantsquid4215 3 роки тому +10655

    When Harry found out guns are more powerful than wands.

    • @Nothing-mx5fp
      @Nothing-mx5fp 3 роки тому +535

      You mean American harry potter

    • @FreckleBitches
      @FreckleBitches 3 роки тому +227

      @@Nothing-mx5fp America! Fuck yeah!

    • @T_Tomix
      @T_Tomix 3 роки тому +53

      Why cant i stop laughing

    • @oi-cj1pz
      @oi-cj1pz 3 роки тому +85

      wingglockium leviosa

    • @youtubepaul3662
      @youtubepaul3662 3 роки тому +15

      Yes fuck yea

  • @greenlizard4208
    @greenlizard4208 3 роки тому +1929

    "her gamer fuel falls out. She eats it with her nose, and levels up."
    he says, in his depressing but addicting voice.

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 роки тому +8

      I kind of hate that people judge 80s and '90s action movies when they intended to be serious for not having good enough of affects, like to be honest, it would be taking more seriously by me as a fictional story rather than feeling like I'm actually immersed into a really traumatizing situation. That's something I really like about anime, is that as gory as it gets, it never feels like you're actually along with them in a scary situation. I'm feeling traumatized as I'm watching this, because it looks real. I kind of miss the action film style of the '80s and 90s and early 2000s

    • @ms.yawhaw8831
      @ms.yawhaw8831 3 роки тому +1

      Fun fun

    • @Nox3u
      @Nox3u 3 роки тому +22

      @@otakumangastudios3617 Then dont watch These stuff if you had weak stomach. geez... its been already flagged as M rated movie.

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nox3u it's the comment section not the argument section or debate section :-) I was simply expressing my personal opinion, isn't that what a comment is?

    • @Crim5onReap3r
      @Crim5onReap3r 3 роки тому +11

      @@otakumangastudios3617 technically he/she also expressed their opinion by saying what they think you should have done.

  • @doylethechocolatelab
    @doylethechocolatelab 2 роки тому +114

    The comedy in the commentary in these videos honestly make this channel my favourite movie recap channel

  • @RyokoVT
    @RyokoVT 3 роки тому +2856

    I actually really love that Daniel Radcliffe kept going after Harry Potter, and has made some fantastic films. As an aside, he looks exactly like my brother, just with blue eyes rather than brown. It's actually freaky.

    • @sinko3811
      @sinko3811 3 роки тому +214

      One thing I really love about him is, he doesn't try to be just "The guy who played Harry Potter" and actively tries to play in different kinds of movies.
      Not just fantasy, but also action stuff like this movie, a weird comedy with "Swiss Army Man", something more atmospheric with "The Woman in Black"...he clearly tries to expand his career into a lot of different genres.

    • @freshtomato834
      @freshtomato834 3 роки тому +70

      Make him start an only fans and sell cringe pics to fan girls. Nigga you be sitting on a mine of gold.

    • @gretttt33323
      @gretttt33323 3 роки тому +33

      ''you really love him, and aside from that, he's totaly like your brother''

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 3 роки тому +14

      My brother looks like EDP when he was younger and I have a friend that looks like Yanderedev when he was younger with an Asian filter on.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 роки тому +3

      I guess you from alabama.

  • @isdrevenge8764
    @isdrevenge8764 3 роки тому +456

    Never mind the fact Harry had guns bolted to his hands, the surgeons who A. removed them and B. Managed to save his hands are amazing

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 роки тому +105

      The real MVP

    • @EJionix
      @EJionix 3 роки тому +16

      Oh shit a panther

    • @illusionthecommunist1314
      @illusionthecommunist1314 3 роки тому +33

      Probably Dr.Strange helping out a fellow magic man

    • @randommeogamer
      @randommeogamer 2 роки тому +5

      @@illusionthecommunist1314 This made me laugh a little to much... I think the house is awake now

  • @georgialenny6265
    @georgialenny6265 3 роки тому +5558

    My minute movie routeen when I get home:
    1. Let it play in the background while I feed my dog or other chores.
    2. Actually watch it and enjoy the movie
    3. Watch it to get easter eggs and punch lines.

  • @Veremospostagem
    @Veremospostagem 2 роки тому +90

    I know this movie came as "cheap" for some people, but i'd love to see a sequel.
    I can't even see Daniel as Harry Potter anymore cause' he was so good in "Horns" and "Beast of Burden", i think he's genuinely talented and capable of dissociating himself from his most famous characters if needed.

    • @StRanGerManY
      @StRanGerManY 6 місяців тому +2

      He might have been capable, but viewers are not

    • @stanle001
      @stanle001 11 днів тому

      Abeg wetin be the name of the movie my guy

  • @starrr_mannn
    @starrr_mannn 2 роки тому +1718

    I love how he sounds so serious but he constantly makes jokes

    • @SuperiorChaotic
      @SuperiorChaotic 2 роки тому +32

      moist critikal but for movies basically

    • @chainsawboy2388
      @chainsawboy2388 2 роки тому +12

      The blessing of a naturally monotone voice

    • @amarthon6597
      @amarthon6597 2 роки тому +4

      I don't want to know how much time that takes

    • @bIuecap
      @bIuecap Рік тому +3

      Its called dry humor

    • @bowxfire5275
      @bowxfire5275 Рік тому

      The subtle art of Narrating movies.

  • @shoegazer6496
    @shoegazer6496 3 роки тому +3041

    this movie is the definition of "when the discord mods have had enough"

    • @aquilleswinkler5051
      @aquilleswinkler5051 3 роки тому +49

      But they take out thier rage on your keyboard before realising its better to just order chicken

    • @ped3752
      @ped3752 3 роки тому +25

      You assume they would be able to get out of their homes to find the protag?

    • @aquilleswinkler5051
      @aquilleswinkler5051 3 роки тому +8

      @@ped3752 they could but who the fuck wants to, it's just a troll online, it will be heaps sadder to be the one who goes after the troll.

    • @enderman700
      @enderman700 3 роки тому +2

      There 1k likes

    • @captain5271
      @captain5271 3 роки тому +3

      titel- you post memes in general

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +19687

    "Zander is reduced to a whimpering, beta male, league of legends player"
    This dude is too hilarious for his own good.

  • @julianasismoncooley
    @julianasismoncooley 8 місяців тому +6

    “Mistakes were made” Bro gave up 😂

  • @vibe7160
    @vibe7160 3 роки тому +465

    Harry: "Ron, this sh*ts are better than wands!"

    • @sansthememe3288
      @sansthememe3288 3 роки тому +45

      Yer a hit hitman harry

    • @ars0n765
      @ars0n765 3 роки тому +6

      @@sansthememe3288 please i-

    • @muhazreen
      @muhazreen 3 роки тому +8

      I already told you Hermione
      Never feed Harry a goddam hamburger

    • @Fridgeson_
      @Fridgeson_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@sansthememe3288 am a *wot*

  • @thejanglyman3886
    @thejanglyman3886 3 роки тому +1164

    “The kind visitors quickly put him back to sleep” makes me want to LAUGH.

    • @enhancedgamer3649
      @enhancedgamer3649 3 роки тому +9

      Then do, it was a good joke.

    • @basic-os
      @basic-os 3 роки тому +10

      Bro your pfp gave me PTSD

    • @shark4wd
      @shark4wd 3 роки тому +1

      @@basic-os oh no

    • @been2605
      @been2605 3 роки тому +1

      the part where his hands were nailed to the guns kinda made me uncomfortable

    • @joelfreitas1597
      @joelfreitas1597 3 роки тому

      @@basic-os a. D meu p..vy, l

  • @mochira
    @mochira 3 роки тому +1192

    "oh noooo!!! oh it's just hadley."
    poor hadley he was a great and loyal soldier with his epic nerf guns

  • @messybio9996
    @messybio9996 2 роки тому +13

    This is the most interesting movie reviewer EVER making things that other channels make boring, now the greatest part

  • @fredisfred4070
    @fredisfred4070 3 роки тому +7759

    Whenever Harry’s in a film, it’s officially a Harry Potter film.

    • @CatzyCatzy
      @CatzyCatzy 3 роки тому +330

      Harry potter and his quest for heroism

    • @floomflumington7113
      @floomflumington7113 3 роки тому +380

      whenever harrys in a film it says Daniel Radcliffe on the cover art for some reason

    • @MrClean-lk6vi
      @MrClean-lk6vi 3 роки тому +77

      Sequel after sequel after again and again it’s never ending until Harry died…

    • @sirshelf
      @sirshelf 3 роки тому +123

      harry potter and the second amendment

    • @Kazukanagaming
      @Kazukanagaming 3 роки тому +14

      His name isn't* Harry it's Daniel Radcliff

  • @yuvrajsharma1551
    @yuvrajsharma1551 3 роки тому +418

    "Trust me Ron! These are better than the wands!"
    -Harry in Muggle's World

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 роки тому +2

      Why does this remind me of michael reeves

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 роки тому +3

      @@hallway_revenant7919 bcuz michael is just harry on crack

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 роки тому

      @@Xedrie true

    • @Jjjjjjjames
      @Jjjjjjjames 2 роки тому +1

      "And we won't go to Azkaban!?" - Ronald Weasley

    • @oldestdreamja
      @oldestdreamja 2 роки тому

      @@Jjjjjjjames "Nah, but sure as Merlin's pants going to muggle jail!" - Harry Potter on crack

  • @Corbans__Cars1
    @Corbans__Cars1 3 роки тому +2942

    I like how this guy doesn’t blur all the bloody scenes like most people do

    • @SKtheGREAT
      @SKtheGREAT 3 роки тому +127

      Most of them have to only if they wanna get ads, the blood can cause demonization but this guy is cool enough to not being bothered

    • @IAMHAPPY5290
      @IAMHAPPY5290 3 роки тому +12

      A true g

    • @Corbans__Cars1
      @Corbans__Cars1 3 роки тому +5

      Holy crap I didn’t realize I had this many like

    • @thetiesthatbinds3216
      @thetiesthatbinds3216 3 роки тому +9

      @@SKtheGREAT The movie can claim ads anyway

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @DJresnoGaming
    @DJresnoGaming 7 місяців тому +6

    10:39 WHHHHHAAAAAT!?! No way bro said that so calmly like we wouldn't notice 😭💀

  • @jeffajdsumo2366
    @jeffajdsumo2366 3 роки тому +835

    "Harry is adapting well to america."
    Harry:

    • @NathanKura
      @NathanKura 3 роки тому +33

      Harry potter if he was American and a muggle

    • @graciegay4833
      @graciegay4833 3 роки тому +17

      "voldy never even saw it comin"

  • @earothefancy8144
    @earothefancy8144 3 роки тому +836

    "I'M TELLING YOU, RON!!! THESE ARE BETTER THAN WANDS!!!!"

    • @irishduck2826
      @irishduck2826 3 роки тому +9

      lol🤣

    • @bayoft6692
      @bayoft6692 3 роки тому +22

      "Harry nooooo!"

    • @zandonleliot5171
      @zandonleliot5171 3 роки тому +28

      “ Harry please don’t hurt me”

    • @bayoft6692
      @bayoft6692 3 роки тому +15

      "Dont worry. Lets go and get some cash first in a less than legally way.

    • @darkshadowsx5949
      @darkshadowsx5949 3 роки тому +6

      these are better*
      its okay English is hard
      for toddlers.

  • @enderman700
    @enderman700 3 роки тому +1838

    Plot twist: harry never runs out of bullets becouse it's magic

    • @notTerabyte
      @notTerabyte 3 роки тому +20

      If so then he would probably be having more fun with the bullets

    • @TheCookieHacker
      @TheCookieHacker 3 роки тому +9

      he has 50for each hand lol

    • @thethumbsupbutton9219
      @thethumbsupbutton9219 3 роки тому +3

      Fun fact we all misspell because one or more times in our life if that didn't happen to you your not human

    • @realizeedits
      @realizeedits 3 роки тому +1

      @@thethumbsupbutton9219 yuap neavef hapeffn to mea(

    • @kabeam5643
      @kabeam5643 3 роки тому +5

      each gun has 50 ammo loaded into it according to the movie

  • @tomasalexandrugrigore5770
    @tomasalexandrugrigore5770 2 роки тому +23

    The thumbnail already evolved so many times I cant believe it

  • @SomeLonelyShmuck
    @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 роки тому +572

    "-Hadley does what can only be described as a war crime" *TikTok ad plays*
    That's deep stuff.

    • @GVKYU
      @GVKYU 3 роки тому +18

      “Mistakes were made”

    • @SomeLonelyShmuck
      @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 роки тому +7

      @@GVKYU Yes, yes there were

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 3 роки тому +8

      @@SomeLonelyShmuck
      "some say mistakes can make you stronger"
      -some guy who probably created tiktok

    • @SomeLonelyShmuck
      @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 роки тому +4

      @@DEV-rw7eu This is not one of them mistakes

    • @SomeLonelyShmuck
      @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 роки тому +5

      @I actually don’t know Think you're on the wrong comment.

  • @Mystery9870
    @Mystery9870 3 роки тому +1333

    I thought this would be a parody but it's a fucking badass movie
    Edit: For those asking, it's called 'Guns Akimbo'

    • @genesis_cypher1920
      @genesis_cypher1920 3 роки тому +85

      Thought it was just a meme until a minute in and found out it was a real movie

    • @Mystery9870
      @Mystery9870 3 роки тому +51

      @@genesis_cypher1920I expected to see Harry shooting Voldemort but then I got this-

    • @dadtaro9202
      @dadtaro9202 3 роки тому +22

      the movie was ahead of it’s time memeing daniel radcliffe

    • @genesis_cypher1920
      @genesis_cypher1920 3 роки тому +3

      @@dadtaro9202 when was it released?

    • @pulse5215
      @pulse5215 3 роки тому +2

      @@genesis_cypher1920 2019

  • @operatorshigura2976
    @operatorshigura2976 3 роки тому +487

    "Nix looses her favourite fingers off."
    She got another favourite fingers, aint she?

    • @fairytailfan160
      @fairytailfan160 3 роки тому +31

      Well, I guess there are on her weak hand...

    • @ThatRedNumber
      @ThatRedNumber 3 роки тому +15

      What if that was her favorite hand?

    • @Magz405
      @Magz405 3 роки тому +9

      There's an "Akimbo" joke in here somewhere...

    • @morbidsoul1694
      @morbidsoul1694 3 роки тому +2

      Her favourite fingers met the ones she uses to ya know... masterba-

    • @solopowermove2131
      @solopowermove2131 3 роки тому +1

      Yall know she lost her happy spot right?

  • @valestivale4711
    @valestivale4711 6 місяців тому +1

    Ive seen the movie twice, but i had to watch the recap because I love this dude's commentary. So much better than the other channels

  • @t2d748
    @t2d748 3 роки тому +156

    Most actors/actresses go their whole lives looking for that one big movie that catapults them. Being part of a cast where your first movie is such a phenomenon, tied to the same franchise, its your golden ticket, while being the bane of your life

    • @doetia1008
      @doetia1008 3 роки тому +5

      getting typecast like that is such a shitty thing a lot of great actors go through

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 3 роки тому +3

      such a bane of their lives making tens of millions of dollars oh nooo

  • @teasipper9703
    @teasipper9703 3 роки тому +1181

    “And likes to eat salt from her nose?” I actually choked on my water-

  • @snackfud
    @snackfud 3 роки тому +1225

    This guy is like Mystery Recapped but with more humor.

  • @Jibbie_
    @Jibbie_ 9 місяців тому +3

    Usually I don't like these kinds of videos, but this channel is funny and intersting.

  • @nuclear_mech_wizard
    @nuclear_mech_wizard 3 роки тому +522

    Y'know, the most depressing thing here is, if this director had just shut his trap for like two seconds, this might've just caught on, instead of being blacklisted by the reviewer community at large!

    • @MarioTehNewOne
      @MarioTehNewOne 3 роки тому +25

      What did the director do or say?

    • @nuclear_mech_wizard
      @nuclear_mech_wizard 3 роки тому +167

      @@MarioTehNewOne A whole helluva lot, including cyberbullying reviewers who didn't like Guns Akimbo, ironically going completely against the original message, which caused every other reviewer to go "Fine, if that's how you wanna treat our colleagues, we won't give your film ANY press at all."

    • @waitwhat1057
      @waitwhat1057 3 роки тому +82

      @@nuclear_mech_wizard and he promoted everyone to use the n-word

    • @noidsuper
      @noidsuper 3 роки тому +53

      @@waitwhat1057 Ok that's actually based

    • @Rubinkys
      @Rubinkys 3 роки тому +15

      @@noidsuper no

  • @noirgyh6127
    @noirgyh6127 3 роки тому +344

    “As he runs off, the ever loyal Hadley commits what can only be described as a war crime.”
    *Ad appears*

    • @greenemerald5698
      @greenemerald5698 3 роки тому +27

      this truly is a war crime

    • @griffcrit9905
      @griffcrit9905 3 роки тому +2

      Yes
      Same thing
      I was so pissed I shot my leg with a .22

    • @banant5620
      @banant5620 3 роки тому +2

      same
      I accidentally snorted 2kg of gfuel bc of it

  • @jackjenkins9511
    @jackjenkins9511 3 роки тому +352

    I lost it at “He tries to hitch a ride, but waving around his guns kinda just scares people off.”

  • @erinboateng5961
    @erinboateng5961 2 роки тому +4

    “His inner 50 shades of gray”
    Me➡️💀➡️🪦

  • @grsgregrs
    @grsgregrs 3 роки тому +4204

    "You're an American Harry" - Hagrid
    Edit: there’s a fucking race war in my comments lol

    • @athenadrakul1400
      @athenadrakul1400 3 роки тому +37

      Technically Americans are British as the majority of native ones were wiped out so..

    • @forrest7186
      @forrest7186 3 роки тому +94

      @@athenadrakul1400 Well if you want to be technical about it, we all originated from Africa so that technically makes us all Africans so...

    • @theredcoat8934
      @theredcoat8934 3 роки тому +119

      @@forrest7186 Well, If you wanna get even more technical, We were *FISH*

    • @mattandrews8528
      @mattandrews8528 3 роки тому +9

      “I shoot whuuuuut?”

    • @Sloth8346
      @Sloth8346 3 роки тому +4

      We were also fish yeah kinda

  • @kivatmarak4353
    @kivatmarak4353 3 роки тому +411

    When Daniel tried so hard to erase his image as Harry from the world....but it will never work lol...

    • @bestdadoftheyear7181
      @bestdadoftheyear7181 3 роки тому +17

      Sticks to him like glue

    • @chadosama5399
      @chadosama5399 3 роки тому +11

      @@bestdadoftheyear7181 Like shit to a blanket.

    • @polarblaze9188
      @polarblaze9188 3 роки тому +1

      @@bestdadoftheyear7181 Yeah cause 14 year old girls still have a crush on a make beilive character thats not a teenager anymore ;-;

    • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
      @cowerdnerddespacito9518 3 роки тому +7

      Sticks to him like guns stapled to a hand

    • @zaia_cs510
      @zaia_cs510 3 роки тому +1

      @@cowerdnerddespacito9518 ayyy

  • @extremistgarchomp4950
    @extremistgarchomp4950 3 роки тому +578

    I thought this was gonna be about that edit of HP and the Philosopher's Stone but all the wands are edited to be guns

  • @Archerino9721
    @Archerino9721 9 місяців тому +2

    "Ron! I promise! These are more powerful than wands!"

  • @mrdollyman5675
    @mrdollyman5675 3 роки тому +609

    “I, Voldemort, will handily defeat you in comba-“
    “But do you have a gun?”
    “A what?”
    “Let me demonstrate”
    **bang**

    • @notTerabyte
      @notTerabyte 3 роки тому +41

      "Avada kedavra this you fucking casual"

    • @phrog7974
      @phrog7974 3 роки тому +6

      @@notTerabyte "Protego this you fucking casual" would be better tbh

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 3 роки тому +16

      if voldemort had used a gun to kill harry not even the love of a mother would have helped him but no mister fancy no nose had to use spells.

    • @Plazmasoldier
      @Plazmasoldier 3 роки тому +4

      Avada Kablam.

    • @jacobstgelais25
      @jacobstgelais25 3 роки тому +1

      @@roberine7241 yeah just take him out back watch a sunset with him and then just blast him in the back of the head.

  • @rthj6446
    @rthj6446 3 роки тому +377

    Damn this guy was actually a good catch for the industry. Not often a child actor becomes so interesting in the projects he does.

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 2 роки тому +5

      Not often, indeed.
      WHile this was the only movie with him that ive watched, i absolutely loved it

    • @rymdalkis
      @rymdalkis 2 роки тому +3

      @@WikterRor2807 You should check out Swiss Army Man

    • @hughfj08
      @hughfj08 2 роки тому

      Also check out "Jungle'

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 2 роки тому +2

      @CognizantxNight except harry Potter of course

    • @lolzguyl
      @lolzguyl 2 роки тому +5

      I believe Radcliffe said something along the lines of "Harry Potter made me enough money to live off of until I die, so I can do whatever I want in terms of projects."

  • @realmofAsher
    @realmofAsher 3 роки тому +103

    “She was found criminally insane at the age of thirteen”
    I guess most of the “crackhead” girls at my school took her for inspiration

  • @jacketguy5735
    @jacketguy5735 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you high boi for introducing me to this great channel. Both of you are absolutely great and hilarious when it comes to movie reviews keep it up!!!

  • @sergeijerkovalot9821
    @sergeijerkovalot9821 3 роки тому +645

    "Nix loses her favorite fingers"
    You got my sub dood 😂😂😂

  • @guy8516
    @guy8516 3 роки тому +124

    *"There's Nix. She likes to eat salt through her nose."*

  • @Joshyboi194
    @Joshyboi194 3 роки тому +264

    “And likes to eat salt from her nose?” This killed me

    • @zepheriyah
      @zepheriyah 3 роки тому

      it was the "whatever" immediately after that did it for me.

  • @acemator569
    @acemator569 8 місяців тому +2

    "LOOK RON, THESE ARE BETTER THAN MAGIC WANDS!!!"

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 роки тому +119

    I don't believe you properly emphasized the insane superpower level skill it takes to hit a high flying drone with that "bazooka". It's kind of like trying to go duck hunting with fireworks.

    • @monster_fiz_the_story_lover
      @monster_fiz_the_story_lover 3 роки тому +5

      Bazooka/RPG7 is a recoilless weapon but still, it's not made for smaller targets like a drone so aiming those drones and hit it Is very something that no one in the world would think to do.

    • @monster_fiz_the_story_lover
      @monster_fiz_the_story_lover 3 роки тому +3

      Which is very impressive

  • @user-jw1yq9nj9n
    @user-jw1yq9nj9n 3 роки тому +436

    Pov: You just found out how Harry over here never runs out of ammo. He's been learning a new spell. "Ammo-Gun-ota!"

    • @meargon9186
      @meargon9186 3 роки тому +4

      No, he just shifted to Murica.

    • @kboltiz
      @kboltiz 3 роки тому +7

      The spell is "Accio-Bullets"

    • @Shrimp_Frying_Rice
      @Shrimp_Frying_Rice 3 роки тому +8

      There's extended mags on his forearms (50 rounds for each hand.) There's also a bullet count in the movie

    • @sjm6686
      @sjm6686 3 роки тому

      Its FULLCLIP

    • @SharkfightersSH
      @SharkfightersSH 3 роки тому +2

      @@Shrimp_Frying_Rice If I recall correctly, one or both of them even run out of ammo during the movie.
      Hence the pistolwhipping

  • @justjab6001
    @justjab6001 3 роки тому +441

    "she lost her favorite fingers.. If you know what that means" I almost fell out of my chair bcs of that lmao

  • @LackerCarl
    @LackerCarl Рік тому +7

    "You're an American, Harry."

  • @edevoper
    @edevoper 3 роки тому +537

    “I like Discord, Reddit, and **Pauses Briefly** UA-cam…”
    Me: “That is not the UA-cam logo good sir.”

    • @dark942bunny2
      @dark942bunny2 3 роки тому +15

      I was looking for this comment

    • @7sete777
      @7sete777 3 роки тому +3

      Wow you are so original and funny!!!!! You sir are a comedy genius. I'll laugh tremendously at 21:00 hours

    • @edevoper
      @edevoper 3 роки тому +23

      @@7sete777 I could smell the sarcasm on the very first letter

    • @theyeeter9037
      @theyeeter9037 3 роки тому

      Wat is it?

    • @edevoper
      @edevoper 3 роки тому +2

      @@theyeeter9037 Nobody is going to say

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra 3 роки тому +281

    I really enjoy these role choices Radcliffe makes. Some bold, original, sometimes really out there stuff! And Samara Weaving as Nix!! AND Murray from FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS as Glenjamin!!!

    • @NathanKura
      @NathanKura 3 роки тому +8

      I cant believe this is Harry potter but he is a muggle

    • @tomnorton4277
      @tomnorton4277 3 роки тому +2

      Wait, Nix was Samara Weaving? I didn't recognise her even though she's basically Margot Robbie's clone.

    • @tggaming364
      @tggaming364 2 роки тому +4

      he didnt even read the full script the part where he had to piss with the guns was what made him want to have this role
      and i agree i think we all would take that role after readin that part

    • @lukedavis5727
      @lukedavis5727 2 роки тому

      Another fan of Rhys Darby I see 👀
      How do ya feel about Our Flag Means Death?

  • @mayorbeetlejuice4841
    @mayorbeetlejuice4841 3 роки тому +619

    Isn’t there also one where Harry Potter becomes a devil

  • @stand355
    @stand355 6 місяців тому +2

    This is John Wick but everyone is an internet troll.

  • @rooftopkilroy
    @rooftopkilroy 3 роки тому +677

    I constantly cringed because Daniel never kept his fingers off the triggers.

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 3 роки тому +163

      I think he can't, that's why he missfires sometimes

    • @kobimitchell7807
      @kobimitchell7807 3 роки тому +108

      He literally can't take them off

    • @kobimitchell7807
      @kobimitchell7807 3 роки тому +103

      And he's some random guy who wakes up with guns for hands, he wouldn't know how to fucking use one properly

    • @cr1ms0n8bit7
      @cr1ms0n8bit7 3 роки тому +5

      @@kobimitchell7807 r/whooosh

    • @jayzeablaze
      @jayzeablaze 3 роки тому +83

      @@cr1ms0n8bit7 there was no joke

  • @bladedragonheart8642
    @bladedragonheart8642 2 роки тому +238

    I really like your humor, i've never seen this movie and the jokes you were cracking about her, "G-fuel", which you made kid friendly, made me chuckle. great recap

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  2 роки тому +20

      Thanks!

    • @BRUH-lx3jv
      @BRUH-lx3jv 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @lancegeorge71
      @lancegeorge71 Рік тому +1

      Ah yes calling it g-fuel makes this movie kid friendly.

    • @moss1w
      @moss1w Рік тому

      @@lancegeorge71 calling it meth or cocaine is worse

    • @lancegeorge71
      @lancegeorge71 Рік тому

      @@moss1w Well yeah of course. but it still doesn't make it kid friendly when you consider how much gore is in the video 😆. I just found the suggestion funny that simply changing that word makes it kid friendly.

  • @sonicitnyre
    @sonicitnyre 3 роки тому +73

    I didn’t know this was an actual movie, I thought the actual Harry Potter actor went insane and I just didn’t care.

    • @fairytailfan160
      @fairytailfan160 3 роки тому +2

      Wtf😂

    • @jackgooge9538
      @jackgooge9538 3 роки тому +9

      Honestly when I saw that one meme from this movie i just thought Daniel had turned to crack and was high on something

    • @lunchbox1553
      @lunchbox1553 3 роки тому +7

      @@jackgooge9538 I didn't realize that meme was a whole movie, I thought it was just him fooling around.

    • @drachepumpernickel7056
      @drachepumpernickel7056 3 роки тому +2

      @@jackgooge9538 Dude, the guy seems to really like making weird off the wall movies. I direct your attention to a little film called "Swiss Army Man"

    • @BritishTightEnd
      @BritishTightEnd 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣 my guy this will be prince harry one Megan has finished turning him into an american

  • @jessicamousseau7716
    @jessicamousseau7716 9 місяців тому +3

    As the wizards called them - "Metal wands"

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 3 роки тому +90

    Yay a recap channel where there’s an actual human voice and not a soulless Text To Speech voice!

  • @p00ps1clepeeppee6
    @p00ps1clepeeppee6 3 роки тому +119

    Even though he got so little screentime, the homeless guy was iconic. I'd love to see a sequel

  • @jackychen6261
    @jackychen6261 3 роки тому +156

    “And Nix loses her favourite fingers, if you know what i mean”
    That got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂

    • @mclegomods6402
      @mclegomods6402 3 роки тому

      I don't understand.

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 3 роки тому +5

      @@mclegomods6402 you must be too young

    • @mclegomods6402
      @mclegomods6402 3 роки тому

      @@Calilou52 Middle fingers?

    • @jackychen6261
      @jackychen6261 3 роки тому +1

      @@mclegomods6402 before i answer your question, how old are you first?

    • @Aquila98
      @Aquila98 3 роки тому

      Virgin Detected

  • @k.2167
    @k.2167 8 місяців тому +1

    thumbnail :
    "Ron I'm telling you these are better than wands"
    -Harry Potter

  • @SSenorChicken
    @SSenorChicken 3 роки тому +131

    "Back to Nix, Luck strikes when a baggie of her... Gamer Fuel falls out, she eats it with her nose, and levels up" XD

  • @bitters879
    @bitters879 3 роки тому +121

    I love this channel! The titles are so amazing, the silly comments and semi-subtle quips are just solid gold, and you've got a voice that is just perfect for both the narration and humor type you have. My wife actually doesn't mind watching these with me either, as the text to speech voices lack that human cadence. Aight, done chappin my lips. Keep up the amazing work bro, it is very much appreciated!

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 роки тому +8

      There he is, my #1 supporter back at it again with another fire comment. Appreciate ya!

    • @bitters879
      @bitters879 3 роки тому +3

      @@MinuteMovies1 Appreciate ya too, my dood! Keep doing what you enjoy!

  • @ligma5058
    @ligma5058 2 роки тому +196

    Dude you deserve a Nobel price for taste of humor and ability to make a movie recap more fun!

  • @LayZig
    @LayZig 24 дні тому

    i love that its your voice, and the commentary on all your stuff has me on my ass. keep it up!

  • @geekgold3832
    @geekgold3832 3 роки тому +66

    6:08 "The ever loyal Hadley commits what can only be decribed as a war crime" Shoots nerf gun
    Everyone in the world: *GASP*

  • @Ant-tb8jj
    @Ant-tb8jj 3 роки тому +219

    Man I love that your not a robot and you tell jokes so this is for you 👑

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv 3 роки тому +430

    Man, Daniel Radcliffe just keeps starring in all these absolute trash movies.
    And I keep fucking loving them to death.

    • @hondshoven8477
      @hondshoven8477 3 роки тому +123

      The dude made bank with Harry Potter and now he's just living his best life, playing in some of the dumbest yet most fun films, I'm kinda envious

    • @futureddude4250
      @futureddude4250 3 роки тому +38

      @@hondshoven8477 I mean it’s a good way, do what sounds fun not money making

    • @ekoms1355
      @ekoms1355 3 роки тому +15

      This movie was cringy when I watched this. But this guy made the whole movie seem better then it was.

    • @chad6034
      @chad6034 3 роки тому

      @@ekoms1355 I only loved Daniel Radcliffe

    • @andrewyork3869
      @andrewyork3869 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly I think this would have been a better video game then movie. Granted that is just fortnight to a point....

  • @jecharles4743
    @jecharles4743 2 роки тому +1

    Got to say, I love the new UA-cam colors

  • @slueepy1232
    @slueepy1232 3 роки тому +416

    Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
    Here's why:
    Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
    Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
    Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
    And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
    Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
    Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
    Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
    I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
    "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
    And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

    • @goppy390
      @goppy390 3 роки тому +40

      wow that's a lot of words

    • @somethingenthusiast
      @somethingenthusiast 3 роки тому +94

      This is the most American thing ever

    • @careychurchillkenarthur5478
      @careychurchillkenarthur5478 3 роки тому +18

      Makes a lot of sense... I love it

    • @joeysonofander7479
      @joeysonofander7479 3 роки тому +36

      Ironically, a Wizard named Harry does carry a gun-magic users don’t expect other magic users to have guns.
      Of course, Harry Dresden exploits that lack of forethoight ruthlessly…

    • @Polifem88
      @Polifem88 3 роки тому +8

      You're a god damn poet.

  • @real_schmiggle
    @real_schmiggle 3 роки тому +68

    "They turned my mans into edward gunhands"
    That got me dying

  • @FIRSTLAST-fj9qs
    @FIRSTLAST-fj9qs 3 роки тому +134

    At this point, - "Daniel Radcliffe" should legally just change his name to Harry Potter

    • @0Nyanii
      @0Nyanii 2 роки тому

      quotations

  • @Zymo3614
    @Zymo3614 2 роки тому +1

    This is absolutely the best Movie Recap channel EVER

  • @throtlejpn5089
    @throtlejpn5089 3 роки тому +77

    “It will blow your face off and make you more sad”

  • @thejaedonicempire5575
    @thejaedonicempire5575 3 роки тому +56

    “Master has given Dobby a glock”

  • @AGuardCap
    @AGuardCap 3 роки тому +74

    “Nix loses her favorite fingers if you know what I mean?”
    I couldn’t stop crying for 10minutes. Couldn’t stabilize 😂

    • @gutmood147
      @gutmood147 3 роки тому

      She said that herself in the movie

  • @Papayayayayaya
    @Papayayayayaya 9 місяців тому +1

    "YOU DON'T GET IT HERMOINE, THESE SWEET BABIES AREN'T JUST DEADLY, BUT AN ART OF BEAUTY."

  • @TechnoGlowStick
    @TechnoGlowStick 3 роки тому +31

    The crazy part about all this, is that it looks like a movie that you can actually take seriously!
    When I saw the thumb nail, I was all like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still Hogwarts."
    But I don't even see him as Harry Potter...

  • @SirToaster9330
    @SirToaster9330 3 роки тому +47

    Harry Potter and Guns Akimbo are a perfect representation of first-graders on their first day of school and college kids on graduation day

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 3 роки тому +1

      @jakeisadumbass not unless you live in states with no shootings

  • @stuckonaslide
    @stuckonaslide 3 роки тому +76

    daniel radcliffe: does anything as an actor
    everyone: haha look at harry go

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 3 роки тому +4

      That's the curse of being child actor

  • @qinjikofoxx5580
    @qinjikofoxx5580 2 роки тому +1

    "Somehow, they survive this."
    Channeling your inner Jeremy Scott there?

  • @lame9805
    @lame9805 3 роки тому +131

    I love Daniel Radcliffe, I never really saw him as harry potter in other movies, he always did a great job of creating outlets to express himself differently. Fantastic

    • @ladybug2750
      @ladybug2750 3 роки тому +6

      tf is daniel Radcliff Only Harry Potter

    • @ammo7204
      @ammo7204 3 роки тому +2

      @@ladybug2750 Yeah, we don't give a shit about your Wizarding World. It sucks. Lord of The Rings series was better.

    • @tayrock7789
      @tayrock7789 3 роки тому +2

      @@ammo7204 Indian opinions don't matter

    • @ammo7204
      @ammo7204 3 роки тому +1

      @@tayrock7789 Japanese opinions don't matter.

    • @alexwithsauce2556
      @alexwithsauce2556 3 роки тому +3

      @@ammo7204 hey at least the Japanese have a bigger legacy than Pubg mobile videos and being poor

  • @evanpastor7305
    @evanpastor7305 3 роки тому +40

    the look on his face when he's holding his guns just screams "I'm losing my fucking mind"

  • @newtfigton8795
    @newtfigton8795 3 роки тому +118

    I love how he calls all the viewers sick degenerates for watching Skizm, but then takes it over for himself.

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 роки тому +84

      No he hunts them down at the end

    • @JohnnyNagaSins
      @JohnnyNagaSins 3 роки тому +11

      @@MinuteMovies1 You're the foooking GOAT mate, love your commentary.

  • @EphyPinkman
    @EphyPinkman 2 роки тому +1

    bro i just read your titles and im already dying laughing, you my dude got me commenting on ever video of yours, if you ever come to berlin, drinks & guestlist to technoclubs are on me ;) 124/10 Content, love it!

  • @brandonthai474
    @brandonthai474 3 роки тому +61

    “He jumps out the window and sticks the landing”
    Miles then eats the fkin floor

  • @Legna1826
    @Legna1826 3 роки тому +100

    If Harry Potter had a gun in the “Chamber of Secrets"
    Harry performing the glock 9mm charm on Tom Riddle: “Give me my wand Tom”
    Tom Riddle: "You won't be needing it”
    Harry: ”F- YOU -THEEEEN!!!!!!

    • @LilProdigy.
      @LilProdigy. 3 роки тому +1

      Watching Chamber of Secrets rn, lmfaooooo I needed this

  • @Psyga315
    @Psyga315 3 роки тому +54

    This movie's plot feels like it could be an anime.

    • @siesaber6283
      @siesaber6283 3 роки тому

      true

    • @nyfexsolos
      @nyfexsolos 3 роки тому

      dont

    • @3bodYking99
      @3bodYking99 3 роки тому +4

      @@nyfexsolos don't what? Is there something wrong with anime? Anime is just like any cartoon or TV series or movies, just Japanese

    • @arigatiu
      @arigatiu 3 роки тому +3

      Seems like Mirai Nikki but with fire guns

    • @siesaber6283
      @siesaber6283 3 роки тому +1

      @@nyfexsolos you don’t

  • @kuro.hitsuji
    @kuro.hitsuji 2 роки тому +1

    Honestly though Dan Rad is such a good actor, you could put him in literally anything and he'd nail the role.