SMOOTH BREAD 🍞 -- NO yeast, NO flour

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  • Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
  • With all of the shelves empty of flour, I though I would make a version that didn't require any. I give you Smooth Bread.
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    Smooth Bread Recipe
    Bread Middle
    1 1/2 C. water
    crusts of 4 slices of bread
    2 1/4 t. agar agar powder (Telephone brand)
    1/2 C. sugar
    1 1/2 C. milk
    1-2 T. cream
    Crust
    1 1/2 C. water
    1/3 can of canned brown bread or any dark bread like pumpernickel or rye
    2 1/4 t. agar agar
    1/2 C. sugar
    1 1/2 cold water
    1 t. cream
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @EmoWader
    @EmoWader 4 роки тому +1672

    "Bread is now a placeable block in Minecraft"

    • @laharlkent
      @laharlkent 4 роки тому +34

      Don't give them ideas, we already have hay bales let them work on something else.

    • @davonbenson4361
      @davonbenson4361 4 роки тому +2

      Lol.

    • @javierg4984
      @javierg4984 4 роки тому +1

      Thats what I was thinking 😂😂

  • @Cani-Gulah
    @Cani-Gulah 4 роки тому +14336

    This lady is like the Bob Ross of questionably interesting food

    • @JuliaN-kb5fh
      @JuliaN-kb5fh 4 роки тому +76

      Kuchi Kopi maybe their name? I’m not sure but what does yours mean?

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 роки тому +11

      True

    • @AlbinoAxolotl
      @AlbinoAxolotl 4 роки тому +49

      "Questionably interesting" lol! So true.

    • @kelsey2333
      @kelsey2333 4 роки тому +15

      This lady? Her name is Emmy yo

    • @Mars_architects_bali
      @Mars_architects_bali 4 роки тому +21

      Nani ga Maniga but simultaneously she’s the Beyoncé of questionable food

  • @vinnywithay9909
    @vinnywithay9909 4 роки тому +5743

    "Offspring, your nutrient loaf is ready!"

    • @ilikeham4658
      @ilikeham4658 4 роки тому +152

      Cursed. Just cursed, vinnee

    • @drdudeguy6595
      @drdudeguy6595 4 роки тому +313

      Oh joy I can't wait to absorb this into my body birth unit

    • @greatbeanwentworth7165
      @greatbeanwentworth7165 4 роки тому +46

      Idk why this is so funny lmao

    • @shn-a7
      @shn-a7 4 роки тому +10

      Lmaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @FBIAGENT725
      @FBIAGENT725 4 роки тому +223

      X Æ-12: thank you, caretaker

  • @TaylorJohnson-ur8ek
    @TaylorJohnson-ur8ek 3 роки тому +257

    There's something amazing about putting so much effort and time into making something that you absolutely kind of don't even want to really actually eat.

  • @Roguhr
    @Roguhr 4 роки тому +3521

    "let's make breadless bread, we'll start by adding bread"

    • @thetoppiestofhats6593
      @thetoppiestofhats6593 4 роки тому +129

      Not just any bread bread water and canned bread TF did I just watch

    • @alegria1813
      @alegria1813 4 роки тому +32

      Mmmh yes this bread is made of bread

    • @saijeetdogra9360
      @saijeetdogra9360 4 роки тому +3

      Mozambitch great comment.

    • @Yeomansify
      @Yeomansify 4 роки тому +1

      Bro I died hahahaha

    • @luilu3430
      @luilu3430 4 роки тому +2

      Lmfaoo this comment made me laugh way more than it should have..

  • @gilly2878
    @gilly2878 4 роки тому +15919

    So we’re at the “Make Bread flavored jello” stage of quarantine I see.

    • @amyladwig2284
      @amyladwig2284 4 роки тому +140

      This comment is not getting the attention it deserves!! 🤣

    • @janettmead2055
      @janettmead2055 4 роки тому +16

      Hahahaha!

    • @rabbittlolaparker
      @rabbittlolaparker 4 роки тому +81

      She’s been doing this before quarantine

    • @hollyrb92
      @hollyrb92 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @monicaglenn7878
      @monicaglenn7878 4 роки тому +60

      Im watching, and wondering why in the heck would you want to eat bread jello? YYyyyuuuuccK!! im not being rude, this is what my brain is telling me. I just don't understand? Why would you want to boil bread, to make bread water, to make a gelatonist square, that taste or imposters bread?? Im so confused🤔🧐🤨 can someone please explain this concept to me? I don't understand why you would go through all of this trouble, instead of just eating bread, like she did with the one outta the can? So with that being said...im a first time viewer, it popped in my que. BUT I've got to say, she is absolutely adorable!! Im gonna go check out her channel!!
      Btw can I get that can bread in the states? I've never heard of bread in a can before, but I do know that we have ham in an oval tin! That molasses 🍞 looked like pumpkin bread almost, looked kind of yummy??

  • @czaralexander1
    @czaralexander1 4 роки тому +2823

    10pm: ok one more video before I go to bed
    4am: *s m œ ö t h b r è å d*

    • @aurisb3800
      @aurisb3800 4 роки тому +15

      Smooth Bread it’s 2:40 for me rn. I’ve been meaning to go to bed for almost a hour

    • @b_the_archivist138
      @b_the_archivist138 4 роки тому +9

      3:33 for me. Late night squad.

    • @frogking7070
      @frogking7070 4 роки тому +8

      9pm for me how did I get her so early in the night

    • @mafaldagif
      @mafaldagif 4 роки тому +7

      IT'S LITERALLY 03:25 IN THE MORNING! 😂😂😂😂

    • @craftysmithkeith3653
      @craftysmithkeith3653 4 роки тому +5

      You may have smooth bread but I have smoothr brain

  • @bunnibravo4647
    @bunnibravo4647 3 роки тому +371

    3:16 in the calmest voice “and we’re gonna sprinkle agar powder” *glass crashing chaotically behind jazz music*

    • @micky_knuckles
      @micky_knuckles 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, what was that all about?

    • @mollymoonmooney3115
      @mollymoonmooney3115 3 роки тому +18

      the closed captioning describes it as "coins dropping" 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @adrianaxcx777
      @adrianaxcx777 3 роки тому +2

      I was searching for this comment🤣 random glass shattering why not lol

    • @micky_knuckles
      @micky_knuckles 3 роки тому +1

      @@mollymoonmooney3115 that doesn't make it make any more sense 😂 but yeah it does sound like coins more than glass

    • @krisks3726
      @krisks3726 3 роки тому +4

      I knowwww, I’ve been watching her a lot lately and I’m being taken back with all of her random noises ! Like burps, or 3:16, or even her chicken video where she immitates a chicken oh god

  • @senadistik1208
    @senadistik1208 4 роки тому +4032

    things that i have learned from this video
    1. canned bread actually exists and it was not just a joke when squidward found it at the store
    2. nothing else that's it really

    • @aurisb3800
      @aurisb3800 4 роки тому +62

      Diaz it caught me super off guard, and now I kinda want some

    • @DoctorMagoo111
      @DoctorMagoo111 4 роки тому +32

      @@aurisb3800 Unfortunately, it's pretty expensive on Amazon ($40 for a 12 pack). Too much for me to pull the trigger on it as a curiosity, although a good deal if I find out I like it.

    • @crabbymadi123
      @crabbymadi123 4 роки тому +21

      They're actually at my local store! I live in New England as well. I guess its just a new England thing lol.

    • @AngelBolt
      @AngelBolt 4 роки тому +10

      @@crabbymadi123 yes! Delicious grilled or fried in a pan with some butter on it! We're very fortunate to find it in fl when we moved.

    • @leviboiii713
      @leviboiii713 4 роки тому +2

      What about the Bread tea tho?

  • @xqero41
    @xqero41 4 роки тому +1894

    admit, we expected smooth bread, got smooth bread, but are still confused.

    • @thaedleinad
      @thaedleinad 4 роки тому +36

      Also smooth jazz.

    • @melaninmoet217
      @melaninmoet217 4 роки тому +5

      This comment spoke to my soul.

    • @xen2k647
      @xen2k647 4 роки тому

      @@melaninmoet217 on?

    • @melaninmoet217
      @melaninmoet217 4 роки тому +3

      @@xen2k647 you were a nosey child, I bet.

    • @xen2k647
      @xen2k647 4 роки тому

      @@melaninmoet217 nahh

  • @Flatcetera
    @Flatcetera 4 роки тому +2321

    My therapist: Smooth bread can’t hurt you
    Smooth bread:

  • @stephaniewalk2777
    @stephaniewalk2777 4 роки тому +42

    I love how genuinely excited she gets when things work... love it.

  • @tastefulnoodles
    @tastefulnoodles 4 роки тому +728

    "bread water" should never be uttered

    • @Kivamusicchannel
      @Kivamusicchannel 4 роки тому +11

      Tasteful Noodles In Puerto Rico actually makes something called “pan de agua” bread of water and it’s delicious.

    • @cychlone
      @cychlone 4 роки тому +13

      beer ahaha

    • @santrealyste
      @santrealyste 4 роки тому +1

      *buttered

    • @NovikNikolovic
      @NovikNikolovic 4 роки тому

      @Doneld Deck you beat me to it. I was gonna say Kvas.

    • @Tsukuyomi500
      @Tsukuyomi500 4 роки тому +1

      Hear me out:
      CANNED bread water
      :D

  • @Kerbesk
    @Kerbesk 4 роки тому +3091

    Emmy: swaddle it like a little baby
    Me: aw
    Emmy: now we put it in the boiling water
    Me: D:

  • @Satellitegirl41
    @Satellitegirl41 4 роки тому +225

    i like the whispering so that the smooth bread wasn't startled. not only was it smooth, it was calm.

    • @Melodyofthesea78
      @Melodyofthesea78 4 роки тому +8

      Yes....we don't need the bread startled because it will run away. That's why I warn my neighbors that I'm baking bread just in case they see a loaf pan running across their yard.

    • @junepassingthrouthegate8810
      @junepassingthrouthegate8810 4 роки тому +2

      @@Melodyofthesea78 Lol, that would definitely happen on Wonderland.

  • @pingpong2978
    @pingpong2978 3 роки тому +1074

    "Smooth bread"
    "Bread tea"
    "Bread water"
    "Bread in a can"
    I hate it here😭😭😭

  • @amarumurga846
    @amarumurga846 4 роки тому +798

    This is cursed in a very chill way

    • @erinb4237
      @erinb4237 3 роки тому +14

      s̵̩̫̬̗͚̜̈̌͜m̸̢̛̪̪̬͉̣̫͚͙͆́̽͐́͛ͅo̵̱̝̜̜̳̖̼̼̽̋́̑̾͗͊̽͗͒͒͑̽͌͂͛̀͠ͅơ̵̡̛̝͍̗̠̬͐̾̊̍̐̋̈́̀͑̽̎̓̂̈́̈͋̕ť̶̢̡̖̬̘͚̦̼̱̟̝̘͕͉̟̟̙̳̘̬̪̐̐ȟ̷̫̰̦͇͙̹̪͙ ̵̖̇̍͑͠b̵̛̲̠͙̠͕͙͗͐͊͆̉̄̕͝͝r̴̞͇̽̔͆̏̓͗̾̐͒̆̑̋̏́͝ͅë̸̢̨͕̥͉̖̫̼͙̏̊́̍̍̓̅͆̄̑̈̍̍̃̇͜͠a̴̛̺̥̲̞̻͔̾̂̿̑̿̀̀̊͛͛͗̾͆̍̑̌̕͝͠d̸̢̥̖̠͓̗͍̮̖̼̱̤̝̺͍̤̟͙̠̀̾̃̿̉̕

    • @laibas.768
      @laibas.768 3 роки тому +2

      Cursed yes. Chill no

    • @niimo4776
      @niimo4776 3 роки тому +3

      Blursed

  • @FlowersInTheVase_
    @FlowersInTheVase_ 4 роки тому +763

    It looks like a caramel cream. Those caramel candies with cream in the center.

    • @jaye61970
      @jaye61970 4 роки тому +29

      Thank you! I could picture them in my mind, but I couldn't remember what they're called. I LOATHE caramel creams, which may explain my visceral "Oh HECK NAW" reaction to this. Well, that and the fact that this is, essentially, bread flavored jelly candy.

    • @tibicenlinnei4014
      @tibicenlinnei4014 4 роки тому +6

      @FlowersInTheVase how's Baby Buster?

    • @tibicenlinnei4014
      @tibicenlinnei4014 4 роки тому +2

      LOOSE SEAL

    • @corrinemills
      @corrinemills 4 роки тому +7

      I love the caramel creams so much

    • @colleenbennett2867
      @colleenbennett2867 4 роки тому +2

      That’s exactly what It looked like

  • @hyperult3810
    @hyperult3810 4 роки тому +1938

    This is what the people with smooth brains eat.

  • @appledip7133
    @appledip7133 4 роки тому +14

    Your unbridled joy when you release the vacuum in the mold. I could just cry! Satisfaction incarnate! 💜

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 4 роки тому +1138

    Emmy has a weird gift for picking recipes that are utterly repugnant as food, yet kind of fascinating to watch. I can’t imagine any alternate universe in which I’d want to eat this “smooth bread,” but ... it’s oddly compelling. It’s grade-school geometry class transmuted into food ... technically I guess it’s food ... kind of.

    • @aprillethomas7840
      @aprillethomas7840 4 роки тому +5

      EXACTLY !!!

    • @tiitus.crawford4025
      @tiitus.crawford4025 4 роки тому +28

      This is a really sophisticated comment

    • @katsparkles370
      @katsparkles370 4 роки тому +9

      She is doing times of scarcity foods. Like in the great depression people are things like this and fried dandelions

    • @CGMB777
      @CGMB777 4 роки тому +2

      grade school geometry & homemade cooking = lovely innovative way to teach and includes a bit of science too. this appeals to all who actually thrive under multi tasking, kudos!!

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 роки тому +28

      Kat Sparkles : Dandelions are something you can forage (and I have), but I don’t see how this one qualifies as a “scarcity” food. To make it, you have to have two kinds of bread, milk, cream, sugar, agar-agar, boiling water, a range, and a refrigerator.I can think of several appealing dishes one could make with those ingredients, but jellied bread would never be one of them.

  • @proudtobeAYSHUN
    @proudtobeAYSHUN 4 роки тому +1048

    "bread water" as a concept and actual thing is a literal nightmare to me

    • @idkutellme-rp9qe
      @idkutellme-rp9qe 3 роки тому +1

      same

    • @breezy_sourgurl
      @breezy_sourgurl 3 роки тому +23

      @@beigeturtleneck7511 haha yes! My teacher, Mr. Shepherd used to say that beer was yeast pee lmfao😂I miss him. RIP SHEP!

    • @ibetyoufivedollars
      @ibetyoufivedollars 3 роки тому +6

      @Random Guy that’s the movie with the dog who plays basketball, right?

    • @iverakansol9218
      @iverakansol9218 3 роки тому +1

      @@ibetyoufivedollars LMAO

    • @j-shift5976
      @j-shift5976 3 роки тому +1

      Hey son I’m making you a water egg sandwich

  • @pbnjams
    @pbnjams 4 роки тому +425

    I didn’t know canned bread was a thing and I wish I still didn’t know

    • @Automedon2
      @Automedon2 4 роки тому +10

      It's actually good. The can is just like any other pan - they bake it in the can.

    • @lucabellerose7469
      @lucabellerose7469 4 роки тому +13

      I don't get why everyone freaks out about this, even though I've never seen it myself and it looks a little weird, it makes sense for preservation

    • @Rosequarks
      @Rosequarks 4 роки тому +3

      It's a new england classic! It's actually delicious sliced and toasted with butter. I love the one with the raisins...

    • @Emerald_Fox
      @Emerald_Fox 4 роки тому +9

      You never watched the Squidward town episode of SpongeBob?

    • @shoyohinata770
      @shoyohinata770 4 роки тому +3

      PBHuman *squidwards canned bread has entered the chat*

  • @Fenrir0013
    @Fenrir0013 3 роки тому +22

    Duct tape was originally called Duck tape because it used "duck" a type of cotton fabric as a base and was very good at waterproofing. Funnily enough, It is terrible at managing high heats, and is actually a really bad tape to use on ducts. :D

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 4 роки тому +818

    It's like a kid's version of bread made out of play dough or what I imagine a loaf of bread would look like in some weird low resolution computer game from the early 90's.

  • @himynameishelen
    @himynameishelen 4 роки тому +496

    Day 586 of quarantine: Emmy now films in a featureless plywood cube and invents smooth bread- the isolation is clearly getting to be too much for her.

    • @MMDAMV
      @MMDAMV 4 роки тому +7

      Earnestly laughed because I was like "Oh my God, it *is* a featureless plywood cube"

  • @iraccoon8830
    @iraccoon8830 4 роки тому +213

    Emmy’s moment of satisfaction when the loaf lost its vacuum seal is a mood we all need right now

  • @jaydensoro2821
    @jaydensoro2821 3 роки тому +50

    I love how excited she gets over the inside part of the smooth bread perfectly plopping out onto the plate. Wholesome.

    • @robindawn
      @robindawn 3 роки тому

      haha I read this comment seconds before it happened. Love it!

    • @micky_knuckles
      @micky_knuckles 3 роки тому

      Emmy is who I wish I could be when I grow up.

  • @Penguinstudios123
    @Penguinstudios123 4 роки тому +1252

    I’ve sat for 16 whole ass minutes watching a woman get excited over bread
    Why am I not disappointed

    • @ebanydwayne4941
      @ebanydwayne4941 4 роки тому +29

      Ikr? She is so happy that I feel happy

    • @stonethemason12
      @stonethemason12 4 роки тому +5

      Lol. Cause she 'ight

    • @chickentail7108
      @chickentail7108 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks, I’ll skip to the end now. I thought she was actually gonna do something interesting.

    • @CarterKey6
      @CarterKey6 4 роки тому +2

      Chicken tail me too

    • @mykidclimbsonwalls9674
      @mykidclimbsonwalls9674 4 роки тому +4

      Because bread is amazing and everyone gets exited over bread because it is delicious BreAD Is AMasEinG

  • @TheWeezll
    @TheWeezll 4 роки тому +616

    the fact that i know this is bread flavoured makes this 1000 times worse

    • @batteryacid1
      @batteryacid1 4 роки тому +20

      better*

    • @othellobarker1291
      @othellobarker1291 4 роки тому +21

      @@batteryacid1 i thought it was one of those caramel candies with cream in it but giant

    • @jhakabrammastrielz7912
      @jhakabrammastrielz7912 4 роки тому +7

      @@othellobarker1291 thats exactly why i clicked

    • @blxckjxck47
      @blxckjxck47 4 роки тому +2

      Its Rewind Time, me as well

    • @loafofrope4118
      @loafofrope4118 4 роки тому +3

      @@batteryacid1 so your one of those people huh

  • @Freshtildeath
    @Freshtildeath 4 роки тому +1999

    Elon Musk: "X Æ A-12, Come eat your toast before school!"
    X Æ A-12: *90's phone jack internet sounds*

    • @maymunaraj8511
      @maymunaraj8511 4 роки тому +6

      So glad someone made this joke🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼

    • @itsivy4076
      @itsivy4076 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sushigivesmelife2131
      @sushigivesmelife2131 4 роки тому +6

      That visual is so hilarious I want to see it animated

    • @rem9142
      @rem9142 4 роки тому +3

      More like a psn name than a kid's name if I'm honest

    • @zerere_
      @zerere_ 4 роки тому

      I~

  • @Black_SoulGem
    @Black_SoulGem 3 роки тому +33

    As squidward says
    "Wow! They have it! Canned bread!" That was all I could think about after you said bread in a can.

  • @BlastHeart96
    @BlastHeart96 4 роки тому +970

    Slightly saddened that Emmy didn’t try to make a sandwich with it. xD

    • @MaybeCanNotBe
      @MaybeCanNotBe 4 роки тому +27

      expected her to ngl

    • @tatum5747
      @tatum5747 4 роки тому +49

      She made a peanut butter & jelly sandwich like this a little while back

    • @kiwi_fefe3718
      @kiwi_fefe3718 4 роки тому +4

      She did tho

    • @josephjackson4312
      @josephjackson4312 4 роки тому +9

      @@tatum5747 that thing did not have bread flavored bread layers and she did not like the filling layers she made, so I am curious to know what this is like on a standard sandwich.

  • @a.a.g.h.1679
    @a.a.g.h.1679 4 роки тому +1157

    “Tie it up like a little baby-“
    Immediately dunks the bread teabag into boiling water

    • @confusedwhale
      @confusedwhale 4 роки тому +15

      Like a colicky baby.

    • @adrianneagoe3652
      @adrianneagoe3652 4 роки тому +67

      Her drowned baby recipe

    • @lucky_kitty8854
      @lucky_kitty8854 4 роки тому +6

      @loopy i was thinking the same thing!! Lol

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 4 роки тому +3

      Loopy Adrian that’s what I was thinking!

    • @Jakk12
      @Jakk12 4 роки тому +3

      Noooo!!! I must protect Emmy from this type of talk!!! Lol

  • @Merkary
    @Merkary 4 роки тому +711

    This looks so satisfying, yet so cursed

    • @ivi_bit
      @ivi_bit 4 роки тому +17

      For situations like this the word is: BLURSED

  • @polycrystallinecandy
    @polycrystallinecandy 3 роки тому +50

    "I'm gonna make bread without flour!"
    "Ooh what's it made of then?"
    "Bread"
    😑😑😖

  • @meowthchu7307
    @meowthchu7307 4 роки тому +481

    the thumbnail looks like those caramels with the cream inside them.

    • @jessicajohnson4951
      @jessicajohnson4951 4 роки тому +9

      My very first thought too

    • @wolfkitty3687
      @wolfkitty3687 4 роки тому +20

      those are called cow tails! i love those to death! and agreed

    • @Adriana-bq3gc
      @Adriana-bq3gc 4 роки тому +6

      I’d love a big jello of that

    • @Gh0stChili
      @Gh0stChili 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly why I clicked, was real confused when I read "bread"

    • @doub1e_b1ink77
      @doub1e_b1ink77 4 роки тому

      Yep

  • @ThePhilocypher
    @ThePhilocypher 4 роки тому +2147

    This straight up looks like a large version of that cowtail candy that you find in gas stations

  • @nerdy_gurdy
    @nerdy_gurdy 4 роки тому +165

    This Is so cursed and wholesome at the same time

  • @kadengatherum845
    @kadengatherum845 3 роки тому +69

    I never thought I would hear the words “Breadwater” and “crust infused water”

  • @htmlephant
    @htmlephant 4 роки тому +271

    This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever seen. Thank you, Emmy.

    • @ohmbug10
      @ohmbug10 4 роки тому +2

      It could be worse. Kids be like : Mooooom! The toaster is broken!

    • @trevor2830
      @trevor2830 4 роки тому

      I wouldn't say the worst but I'd say its definitely one of the weirdest things ever lol

  • @nfin8one
    @nfin8one 4 роки тому +198

    Oddly, duct tape is not used on ducts. It can't withstand heat. In construction we use furnace tape. Duct tape is usually for quickly taping something like sheet metal panels together so wind won't get under them during transport.

    • @andreamoscoso4065
      @andreamoscoso4065 4 роки тому +16

      Oh that was very informative thank you nice to learn something new. Stay safe.

    • @jeffreyroot7346
      @jeffreyroot7346 4 роки тому +12

      Because it was supposed to be DUCK tape, duck being light canvas cloth .

    • @DarthFurie
      @DarthFurie 4 роки тому +2

      Huh. The more you know! Thanks for sharing that

    • @MMDAMV
      @MMDAMV 4 роки тому

      Oh, that's actually very interesting and equally frustrating!

    • @loadsotroubleforyou
      @loadsotroubleforyou 4 роки тому +2

      Weird... Several of my ducts have duct tape on them

  • @dru_gatz
    @dru_gatz 4 роки тому +186

    This lady has to be the sweetest person on the Internet. I feel like she’s like this in real life.

  • @ThomasChaote
    @ThomasChaote 4 роки тому +18

    As a noob I like your recipes, objective, real, good measures, no over the top "perfect" content, just a regular person enjoying the whole process 🥰🥰

    • @kalanbuilds455
      @kalanbuilds455 3 роки тому +1

      you’re no normal person if you’re making smooth bread

    • @ThomasChaote
      @ThomasChaote 3 роки тому +2

      @@kalanbuilds455 what is normal? 🤣

  • @marioncats9212
    @marioncats9212 4 роки тому +110

    When we get threw this pandemic I’d love to see Emmy and Claire from the BA test kitchen that would the most wholesome collab

  • @asideofaioli4630
    @asideofaioli4630 4 роки тому +73

    The level of spontaneous laughter, and the degree of satisfaction derived from bread splunking in this video is proof that poor Emmy has cracked. The toll of a covid19 pandemic.....

  • @aaronburr7237
    @aaronburr7237 4 роки тому +655

    3:17 was uhm...
    Was that my phone or did the powder just make a loud cluttering noise?

    • @dimlight49
      @dimlight49 4 роки тому +139

      Why is this the only comment I’m seeing about it! I thought it was just me.

    • @LynnTaylorProctor
      @LynnTaylorProctor 4 роки тому +77

      I got it too. Had to rewind and listen again.

    • @amyvanengelen7264
      @amyvanengelen7264 4 роки тому +78

      Omg thank god someone else heard it!! Was she trying to keep the ingredient a secret?! Was it’s censored by the government?!

    • @beelilinteriano
      @beelilinteriano 4 роки тому +35

      I need answers

    • @madermaryhadalittlelamb8927
      @madermaryhadalittlelamb8927 4 роки тому +6

      same

  • @Xanorack
    @Xanorack 3 роки тому +1

    This was soothing yet subtly chaotic and wholesome and somewhat cursed and I lived it. Especially your energy throughout the video, definitely makes me wanna watch more!

  • @nyerahtalley4892
    @nyerahtalley4892 4 роки тому +704

    “And we’re gonna sprinkle 2 and a quarter *AVALANCHE OF UTENSILS* of agar powder”

    • @samuelbullojr.3622
      @samuelbullojr.3622 4 роки тому +9

      Lavender Bananas loooool!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @susanbashynski1373
      @susanbashynski1373 4 роки тому +26

      Thank you. I had no idea what she said there.

    • @KimchiiKnight
      @KimchiiKnight 4 роки тому +6

      I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣

    • @filmzen281
      @filmzen281 4 роки тому +11

      Why was that in there?

    • @UncleFexxer
      @UncleFexxer 4 роки тому +16

      I think it's so awesome that she doesn't edit stuff like that out

  • @msgigglesbaby
    @msgigglesbaby 4 роки тому +15

    Just watching you glee with joy from the most simplest things like the sound of vacuum release really lifts my spirit.

  • @nenewilliams722
    @nenewilliams722 4 роки тому +112

    Emmy never disappoints. Just the type of thing I need during this quarantine.

  • @44werewolfnomore
    @44werewolfnomore 3 роки тому +17

    The sound effect of her pouring that powder in gave me anxiety thinking that my cat was knocking stuff off my shelf

  • @ciarabailey3117
    @ciarabailey3117 4 роки тому +131

    6:30 The words “warm brown bread water” are not ones I thought I’d ever hear said seriously. 😂

  • @kimquinn7728
    @kimquinn7728 4 роки тому +28

    Emmy, you are precious! When the mold released and you looked like someone dropped diamonds in your hands, that was so wonderful. When you LOVE to cook and create, small things like that sound are triumphs.

  • @toffeefeee
    @toffeefeee 4 роки тому +70

    Came to see the smooth bread, stayed for this nice wholesome lady

  • @anelaehs
    @anelaehs 4 роки тому +4

    the excitement in your face when you poked the hole, made my whole year! so cute lmao

  • @zoecederas6037
    @zoecederas6037 4 роки тому +194

    emmy is literally the most adorable person ever she gets so excited about gelatin i love it

    • @monalisagonzalez783
      @monalisagonzalez783 4 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @ChainikB
      @ChainikB 4 роки тому

      I'm think she's a bit creepy with this very vide smile :/

    • @m1tch3llb
      @m1tch3llb 4 роки тому +2

      she’s so wholesome and adorable!! 🥺🥺🥺

  • @dae67
    @dae67 4 роки тому +621

    "no yeast, no flour"
    congratulation. you've made WATER.

  • @Trynsa
    @Trynsa 4 роки тому +150

    I saw “smooth bread” and immediately turned to my husband, “Is this another gel recipe from Emmy?”
    Why yes... Yes it is. Excellent.

  • @gotragfol
    @gotragfol 3 роки тому +19

    came here from the memes.
    stayed because of the smooth, calm talking, and the silent chaos.

    • @jimwensink7324
      @jimwensink7324 3 роки тому

      I love the way she rolls with any mistakes. Fix 'em and don't sweat it!

  • @demoniack81
    @demoniack81 4 роки тому +454

    "tie it up like a little baby"
    wait what

    • @icollective690
      @icollective690 3 роки тому +7

      @@kysixn omg this comment 😂

    • @askallywag
      @askallywag 3 роки тому +6

      Tie it up then heat your oil and toss the baby in the pan until it gets a nice seer than toss it in the oven for 30 minutes. When done, untie the baby and pour some gravy on it. It was so good!

    • @zelioz848
      @zelioz848 3 роки тому +1

      @@kysixn *hol up*

    • @candycomedic
      @candycomedic 3 роки тому +1

      @Flyingcat 655 that meme sucks so hard im so sorry this just triggers me badly

  • @corionntaylor2286
    @corionntaylor2286 4 роки тому +907

    Therapist: so when did the bad dreams begin
    Me: it all started when Emmy switched her kitchen 🥺

    • @nunyabizness9594
      @nunyabizness9594 4 роки тому +53

      THANK YOU! Was looking for this comment and wondering if I was tripping!

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina 4 роки тому +49

      She said her kids more or less took over the house & kitchen. So she's going to go back & forth between them.

    • @AudreyII-
      @AudreyII- 4 роки тому +7

      Where is she in this video?

    • @nerdymess2025
      @nerdymess2025 4 роки тому +49

      I think the new set is cute but it’s going to take some getting used to. The place I am in mentally misses her kitchen 😁

    • @corionntaylor2286
      @corionntaylor2286 4 роки тому +22

      Her kitchen was just an underrated but much needed Touch to her videos

  • @lilithz
    @lilithz 4 роки тому +54

    hearing how happy emmy is when she releases the jello makes ma genuinely so content

  • @lexiwexiwoo
    @lexiwexiwoo 4 роки тому +17

    When she undid the covering of the vacuum hole of the mold & celebrated it working, I felt that on a spiritual level lol I swear, the little things in life really can be the most satisfying 😌

  • @qtallstar12
    @qtallstar12 4 роки тому +35

    This wholesome content contains nothing but Emmy flailing and gasping in awe at food sounds. AND I AM HERE FOR IT!

  • @ingloriousMachina
    @ingloriousMachina 4 роки тому +177

    I have an odd visceral hatred of gelatinous food, but it's so relaxing to see it prepared.

    • @densedom4849
      @densedom4849 4 роки тому +5

      😂same

    • @hardworkingdiva
      @hardworkingdiva 4 роки тому +8

      Texture thing? 🤔 I can do see that. I’m fascinated by old school jello/jelly moulds, but frightened of the actual recipes. Frightening stuff.

    • @gurgy3
      @gurgy3 4 роки тому +6

      Jello makes me gag. Same with canned peaches.

    • @kelsey2333
      @kelsey2333 4 роки тому

      Is that because it's made out of hooves? Lol

    • @baddie1shoe
      @baddie1shoe 4 роки тому +2

      It looks like aspic to me and it is literally making me gag thinking about it as ‘bread’. Time to step away from this video. My mouth is salivating because I’m going to vomit otherwise 🤢

  • @margaretwang4665
    @margaretwang4665 4 роки тому +503

    This is what X Æ A-12 eats in the morning

    • @halo4176
      @halo4176 4 роки тому +14

      Nah he just gets fed the paste...

    • @kencarson5051
      @kencarson5051 4 роки тому +21

      nah hes got a solar panel on the top of his head so every morning when he wakes up, his dad takes him to a hilltop in his tesla so that he can get all the sunlight. Kinda like photosynthesis but mechanical.

    • @altfracturedetected
      @altfracturedetected 4 роки тому +6

      @@kencarson5051 No, no, he inhales half of Elon Musk's life energy and sucks half of his eternal organs out of his own body, having a delicious meal to start the day off.

    • @lukepruet168
      @lukepruet168 4 роки тому +1

      Yoooooooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @myfrstnamme1273
      @myfrstnamme1273 4 роки тому +2

      Smells a bit musky

  • @TAGMedia7
    @TAGMedia7 3 роки тому +1

    Something about this whole video is incredibly satisfying.
    Subscribed.

  • @sparking023
    @sparking023 4 роки тому +140

    never thought watching someone make low res bread would be so interesting and funny

  • @SwedePotato314
    @SwedePotato314 4 роки тому +202

    Hey Emmy, I realize this video is about a month old, and you may never see this... but I am a long, long time subscriber. I've been hooked since I first saw your hard times recipes, and adored your personality. I never comment really but I need to this time. I needed to say thank you for partnering with Simple Health, making it known to me and us, and for giving us the discount code. I was able to get 3 months of birth control for free delivered to my door. I'm sure I sound like a shill but I promise you that I'm not. I am a 33 year old mother of 3. This whole outbreak has seen me working up to 60 to 70 hours a week with a 6 month old. My breastmilk dried up. And then I was laid off. And now my unemployment stopped while my state figures out how to not get defrauded by people using others credentials. Anyway, what I'm saying is that I was in desperate need of birth control. I work in healthcare but not anywhere where I could have someone write me a script even for a few months. I cant get into my doctor's and im.not even sure where my health insurance stands. And now that my husband and I are home more now with time to kill... I couldn't NOT have a contraceptive. And with a little one, a big one and a middle sized one, closed schools and daycares, I cant chance dragging them to doctors and pharmacies unnecessarily. This service made me getting a prescription, getting it filled and delivered to my door so obtainable and so easy. I didnt pay a dime with your code. I never ever ever comment to speak directly to creators, but I hope you or someone who needs to see this does. I am so grateful to have that off my mind right now. They were a great company to partner with and I very much am more than satisfied with my experience with them. I cant thank you enough Emmy. Sorry for the essay, I just didnt know how else to emphasize just how much this meant for me.
    Thank you so much for doing what you do, entertaining us and still sticking to your morals and only taking sponsorships from truly deserving companies. All my.love and light to you and yours.
    Also, edited to add that maybe because I'm from Boston and my parents served B&M brown bread, plain or the raisin one, with a ton of meals, esp Fridays... but I was actually more surprised that so many people DIDNT know about it. You guys are missing out! Its sooo good!!

  • @chriswaltman5313
    @chriswaltman5313 4 роки тому +19

    Emmy, thank you so much for filming, editing and uploading videos during this pandemic. Giving entertainment to people you've never met. I'm so happy to see that you and your boys are staying safe.

    • @emmymade
      @emmymade  4 роки тому +3

      Thank you, Chris. Be safe and well.

  • @welp5468
    @welp5468 3 роки тому +36

    Me before starting the video and reading her shirt: yes we will!!:)
    Me after watching her slice the smooth bread: I don’t think we will.

  • @myfairytalelife3
    @myfairytalelife3 4 роки тому +265

    Imagine sitting next to a kid at lunch who pulls out a jelly sandwich out of a lunch bag. That'd be pretty interesting to witness. Lmfao.

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +8

      myfairytalelife3 I’d beg for some.

    • @whenyoucantthinkofagoodnam3765
      @whenyoucantthinkofagoodnam3765 4 роки тому +6

      I just don't like to think that it's jelly
      But bread flavored

    • @vaituraniputoa
      @vaituraniputoa 4 роки тому +1

      a jelly PBJ sandwich :9

    • @myfairytalelife3
      @myfairytalelife3 4 роки тому

      @@hsmacaraig I'd probably also ask if I could try it. Lol.

    • @myfairytalelife3
      @myfairytalelife3 4 роки тому +1

      @@whenyoucantthinkofagoodnam3765 I actually think Emmy made a video where she made bread flavoured jelly. Lol.

  • @TheNinjaLamb
    @TheNinjaLamb 4 роки тому +435

    Literally looks like the candy known as "cow tails"

    • @kariechaos5382
      @kariechaos5382 4 роки тому +26

      Or Goetz's caramels. but yeah, that's what I thought too.

    • @msgigglesbaby
      @msgigglesbaby 4 роки тому +7

      Yes! I was looking for this comment. I knew it was cow something, thank you😄

    • @Feethehe
      @Feethehe 4 роки тому +6

      Or the bullseye candy but square lol

    • @meowthchu7307
      @meowthchu7307 4 роки тому

      @@kariechaos5382 i thought that too lol.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 роки тому +6

      Julien Guzman If I were to eat a giant square cow tail, I would punch out the filling first and eat it separately.

  • @aspen9085
    @aspen9085 4 роки тому +2892

    This video has such calm and professional vibes but with an intense underlying chaotic feel
    edit: was anyone gonna tell me my comment got over 2 k likes or was i just supposed to find out myself?

  • @taragggg8225
    @taragggg8225 3 роки тому

    Your voice is smoother than anything, its so comforting

  • @momieslilgurl34
    @momieslilgurl34 4 роки тому +444

    “It’s like sausage but it’s bread” 🧐

  • @PuppetOnStrings666
    @PuppetOnStrings666 4 роки тому +279

    It bothers me that she's in a different kitchen more than anything...

  • @rosacarmo834
    @rosacarmo834 4 роки тому +1575

    Her: so we have brown bread here...
    Me: oh so like rye bread?
    Her: Its a bread made with molasses
    Me: oh....
    Her: And it comes in a can!
    Me: oh no...
    Her: Isn't that great?!
    Me: *terrified portuguese noises*

  • @douglaskampfer2028
    @douglaskampfer2028 3 роки тому

    You are such a joy to listen to, your love for the cooking is unbelievable, Thank you for the joy.

  • @elizabethpuente9721
    @elizabethpuente9721 4 роки тому +53

    I’m Mexican and we have this sweet called “cajeta” and sometimes it’s made out of fruit! Or pumpkin! Same texture! It’s a smooth firm loaf of fruit! Really delicious I enjoy the cactus pear so much! Love this recipe !!!

    • @mikedacoolnerd788
      @mikedacoolnerd788 4 роки тому +1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't cajeta a thick caramel made from goats milk? Can it also be made from fruit?

    • @elizabethpuente9721
      @elizabethpuente9721 4 роки тому +7

      Mike Da Cool Nerd Hey! Different regions have different styles of cajeta. Some is the one made of goats milk (resembles that dulce de leche consistency) and other cajeta from apples & cactus pears etc are also called cajeta. Depends on city, region, municipalities etc... the cajeta de fruta will also be called “ate” in other regions like “ate de guayaba” but in my small town it’s considered cajeta. All delicious ❤️

    • @leroyrei2092
      @leroyrei2092 4 роки тому +1

      We call that membrillo where i live and cajeta is milk

    • @ferchsakura
      @ferchsakura 4 роки тому +1

      Are you talking about Ate or membrillo? Lived in the south were Cajeta is known from and we usually call that the one that is made from condensed milk. It’s thick but not jelly consistency like membrillo or the bread she’s showing :0

    • @JerryTapia
      @JerryTapia 4 роки тому

      Mike Da Cool Nerd you’re correct. It’s membrillo she was talking about

  • @mementomorgan6721
    @mementomorgan6721 4 роки тому +39

    This wholesome channel is getting me through quarantine without me losing my mind.

  • @melancholymaids3032
    @melancholymaids3032 4 роки тому +232

    This gives me a very specific emotion, that I cannot name.

  • @zoologistvince2664
    @zoologistvince2664 4 роки тому +29

    "SMOOTH BREAD NO wheat NO flour"
    but why, why would you do that.

  • @naterichter588
    @naterichter588 4 роки тому +544

    Me: *scrolling through my normal, sane youtube feed*
    UA-cam algorithm: smooth bread
    Me: but I came for the usual
    UA-cam algorithm: SMOOTH. BREAD.

    • @mr.person7339
      @mr.person7339 4 роки тому +16

      Smooth bread for the smooth brain

    • @Ms.Yana83
      @Ms.Yana83 4 роки тому +6

      Lol @ “I came for the usual”. So relatable.

    • @Turtler_
      @Turtler_ 4 роки тому +1

      Bred smooth

    • @deseodevida7511
      @deseodevida7511 4 роки тому +3

      Ive been ignoring this video for months. UA-cam is really persistent.

    • @DevaDragon911
      @DevaDragon911 3 роки тому +1

      oh my youtube algorithm didnt find this for me a meme told me about this video

  • @kurtisharen
    @kurtisharen 4 роки тому +163

    I was kind of hoping that you'd see how it works in making a sandwich. PB&J would most likely be a success, but the real challenge would be if it makes a decent ham and cheese sandwich. (Ultimate Difficulty: Grilled Cheese)

    • @dangelaf.lucarelli8270
      @dangelaf.lucarelli8270 4 роки тому +18

      You're heartless.

    • @hmahanes
      @hmahanes 4 роки тому +5

      She's already done PB&J.

    • @inkybar8456
      @inkybar8456 4 роки тому

      @@dangelaf.lucarelli8270 umm wtf r u talking about

    • @kurtisharen
      @kurtisharen 4 роки тому +19

      @@hmahanes No, I don't mean peanut butter and jelly jellies. I mean a slice of this, smear peanut butter and jelly on it, and top with another slice. By "Ham and Cheese", I mean actually putting a slice of ham and a slice of cheese on it.

    • @CGMB777
      @CGMB777 4 роки тому +1

      @@kurtisharen thanks Kurtis, i just envisioned a lovely person at Emmy's front door offering to trade ham and cheese for sugar; and see a lovely ripple effect as well

  • @worm0dyssey
    @worm0dyssey 4 роки тому +180

    “I bet they don’t have-
    Oh my goodness! They have it!
    *Smooth bread!”*

  • @soho71
    @soho71 3 роки тому +1

    Your energy is freaking AWESOME!

  • @hjayne5481
    @hjayne5481 4 роки тому +43

    I felt your pride and satisfaction of that release from the mold.

  • @draggonsgate
    @draggonsgate 4 роки тому +19

    Your excitement and joy at the sound of a vacuum seal being broken and a successful un-molding, is all the happiness I needed today!

  • @yaretzineri5371
    @yaretzineri5371 4 роки тому +385

    That bread is cursed but this video is just a wholesome lady with a sweet voice making bread
    I mean this in the nicest way possible she gives me cottagecore grandma vibes

    • @User-ip3rb
      @User-ip3rb 3 роки тому +8

      She really does

    • @DummyWhisper245
      @DummyWhisper245 3 роки тому +2

      Simp

    • @eg8664
      @eg8664 3 роки тому +9

      I don’t get grandma vibes, maybe favorite aunt vibes

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton Рік тому

      I mean, it's not bread. It's jello.

  • @teresadavis9283
    @teresadavis9283 3 роки тому

    Bread has bubbles, too, Emmy! I smiled SO MUCH with you through both mold releases!

  • @superbudgie6578
    @superbudgie6578 4 роки тому +30

    Emmy, queen of smooth food and food like substances.

  • @ainalukman5960
    @ainalukman5960 4 роки тому +128

    the things she would do for us omg I can never imagine doing something as cursed as this just because someone requested it. The dedication this woman has is out of this world

    • @ainalukman5960
      @ainalukman5960 4 роки тому +9

      @@LadyIsTheChamp it's a joke😭🤚 clearly you haven't seen anyone use 'cursed' to describe something uncomfortable/unusual

  • @artlessdodger
    @artlessdodger 4 роки тому +131

    "Why don't you make it taste like bread?"
    "That is a good idea."
    IS IT?!

  • @florl.delgado4093
    @florl.delgado4093 3 роки тому

    Loooooove your shirt!!
    CONGRATS ON YOU TALENT FOR SOOOO MANY THINGS!!!

  • @sangrino7166
    @sangrino7166 4 роки тому +392

    This is so cursed

    • @jonnyace9198
      @jonnyace9198 4 роки тому +18

      3:16

    • @LadyBloodyWrists
      @LadyBloodyWrists 4 роки тому +1

      No

    • @EmmyDereest
      @EmmyDereest 4 роки тому +1

      @UCdInoZQsd3QX9SPkhYcjFSQ but they just time stamped a funny noise Emmy added, I don't know what their other comments are like, but this one doesn't sound like old man yelling at kids?

    • @Bones09990
      @Bones09990 4 роки тому +2

      Sangrino I know 🤣

    • @CHANNEL__ZER0
      @CHANNEL__ZER0 4 роки тому +2

      Honest to god lmao

  • @RenN1990
    @RenN1990 4 роки тому +308

    "Old fashioned can opener"
    Litterally the only can opener I have ever seen!

    • @ilantheman
      @ilantheman 4 роки тому +16

      She's probably thinking about the electric can openers

    • @Adriana-bq3gc
      @Adriana-bq3gc 4 роки тому +1

      There’s electric ones

    • @aurisb3800
      @aurisb3800 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @chchchchchchchchchchchhchchchu
      @chchchchchchchchchchchhchchchu 4 роки тому +6

      @@ilantheman she showed what she was talking about 10 seconds before that, it was just a more advanced handheld one.

    • @IJustWantToUseMyName
      @IJustWantToUseMyName 4 роки тому +4

      The other one was a safety can opener that doesn’t leave sharp edges.

  • @alanluuu
    @alanluuu 4 роки тому +234

    Me before the video "Is that jello?!?"
    me after the video "Is that jello?!?"

    • @brightfeather8700
      @brightfeather8700 4 роки тому +23

      Me in the shower 1 week after watching the video: “Was that jello?”

    • @katherinewilson1444
      @katherinewilson1444 4 роки тому +1

      I thought it was soap at first

    • @Meredithbug
      @Meredithbug 4 роки тому +5

      @@brightfeather8700 im dead

    • @brightfeather8700
      @brightfeather8700 4 роки тому +4

      @Meredith Mohan, oh lord, DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR

    • @Meredithbug
      @Meredithbug 4 роки тому +3

      Bright feather I do but I’m dead so I can’t

  • @batterib
    @batterib 2 роки тому

    Her giddiness is so infectious, i absolutely adore Emmy