Anal Teeth, Paralyzing Farts, and Other Weaponized Butts
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- All animals have adaptations that help them survive in the wild...some just focus more on back-end development than others. Whether for offense, defense, or both, here are five creatures with butt-kicking behinds!
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Deal!
Do these animals know they're the butt of a joke?
I saw the tag line to this article and WhoTF is going to get this type of article, and its you... I knew it had to be..
Well _this_ was a very "punny" episode.
Thanks! 🤗💖
The term "arsenal" has just taken on whole new meaning for me now!!!
Arse anal
@@SciShow we got, we got it. o my achin'...head.
Lmfao this is the best comment
@@SciShow seriously we get it
Hahaha I came to the comments for this pun 🤣
"wombat combat..." the two words you never knew belonged right next to each other.
I know, right! I just loved that.
I don't even care what the video is. I'm liking it for the title alone.
Yeah man I thought the thumbnail was the cover of a new metal album
Yes
Samsies 😂
The question is: why is it on my recommendation list tho 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😂😂😂
😂😂
Being able to crush a skull with your keister? That's literally BADASS!!!
I'm going to quote you in my next text to everyone!
In the end, puns are intended.
In that end?
Both ends if you are watching carefully.
The end justifies the means 😅
Anal teeth? Ok, I'll bite. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
On the (w)hole...
"Paralyzing Farts" has been on my list of hobbies for several years now.
That would be great asset to have! Self-defense at its best!
GI tract problems?
I aleady have that..drink beer wat a sausage egg cheesse mc muffin...eat bean soup..omg...step on elevator accdently cut one so next people on ima all like omg wow might wanna hold ya breath ..damn igot onl at last floor..
you have obviously never ate hard boiled eggs mixed with brown beans...a word of caution....buy depends
@@46chambersoflife 😂😂😂
I’m impressed by the shear amount off ass euphemisms, puns and alternative names they came up with ....
Yet they never uttered the actual word "Ass''.
agreed. definitely i something i would get behind for sure. xD
Maybe so, butt they still took the best ones and rectum.
soul twisters... hmmmmm
are you a hollow knight fan by any chance?
"So what kind of videos do you watch on UA-cam?"
"It's complicated..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmbo hahaha
😂😂😂😂I’m with ya
Bahahahahahah 😂 I’m dead 💀
Whoever makes these titles needs a raise. And a therapist. A raise to pay for their therapist.
Oh god if this is their SFW material, what qualifies as "potentially NSFW" .....
Oh my god I am dying!
I think the therapist needs a raise, too 😂
Give him TWO raises - one for his therapist, and the other so that their S.O. can have a nice meal in some fancy restaurant while the excited title maker discusses AT LENGTH the creative processes of this episode and its title...
😂😂😂
Michael, this was a real treat. The double entendres alone were very well done! I thank you from the bottom of my bottom!
The writer of this episode must have had a had a lot of fun -
Wombat combat, a bum deal , Something we can can get behind
( and many more) 😂
This is fascinating science made even more fun by great writing!
Just one asinine pun after another!
It's 4 am and I'm watching a butt video, never felt more educated in my life
0:31 If you didn't want to hear "there are many critters with offensive shitters" you are lying.
I was waiting for him to actually say shitters. Thanks.
I know right. MISSED OPPORTUNITY FOR GREATNESS!
"Sacrificing part of yourself can let you distract predators or escape from them.. it's a super costly strategy but it's better than dying" felt that. Who knew a butt video would get so deep.
"Who knew a butt video would get that deep".
You just typed those words huh?
Hahahahahaaaaa!!😂😂😂
gotta keep up that title game. unironically
this is the most I've seen scishow favourite comments. They're obviously very proud of their title, honestly, I would be too.
My new phrase, "WOMBAT COMBAT", LOVE IT!
At home, should be studying “building codes” but instead I’m studying “tactical butts”.
Asspull some code
Yes
I be seeing this show. Sounds like a building code to me
We all got hobbies
Dude got his priorities right!
From the amount of puns in this episode I can tell that the writer is having the best day of his job
I bet 🤣
Sci Channel: *Weaponized butts*
Me: Tell me more 👀
On the hole, we're still talking about a rear guard action.
Your arseanal of words is awfully watery.
I’d like to see the the first ever pearlfish escape plan conversation. Pearlfish1: They’re gaining on us I gotta plan! Pearlfish2: Hurry what is it?! Pearlfish1: Ok hear me out.. you see that sea cucumber over there?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wombats: We shove square pegs through round holes.
Where does the poop go? That's right, the square hole.
@@syd.a.m I am getting the reference, and I totally did not expect it here.
Honestly, Tangents is my favorite podcast! I always end up sharing the crazy things I learn with my friends and students. It’s great to see a shout out here on SciShow.
The Sci-Show guide to power-bottoming 😂
Yes
Are you implying Michael is a power bottom?
For the first time inn early 15 years of UA-cam use, this algorithm FINALLY comes through and suggests a video I actually want-no, NEED-to see.
😆!
"If we went thru all of them, this list video would be hours long"
This alone makes it obvious that there should be a SciShow Butts channel
I discovered this channel just a week ago, and I have binging ever since. This episode is just absolutely fantastic. It just gets better and better. You are totally amazing. Weaponized buts, oh man, I am so glad to live in this day and age.
“rectum dentatum” new grindcore band I’m starting. who’s in? no talent necessary
My best guess is that this name is already reserved... At least as an album nameXD
I can play the meat grinder
I had my larynx removed in 2004. I will sing
I can make farting noises from my mouth too😉
I was wrong!!! This is hot one, and it was never been used!!! I checked Encyclopaedia Metallum:)
#3 is the single most terrifying story this channel has ever told
right??
Was expecting this to have Hank doing this, he usually gets the bum deal. We need more of these though on a follow up.
Butt is legs
follow up: _why do humans have butts, and why haven't we weaponized them?_
He got the bum deal on this one!
I don't know why this was in my recommended videos. What I do know is that the title of the video had me in tears 😂..and the term "tactical butt" is fantastic, lol..
“Scorpions can drop their tail for a quick getaway.”
Scorpion: **doesn’t get away**
High tail it...
No scorpions can't lose there tails lol..but lizards do for a fact 👍..but if they do I've never seen it because I've seen alotta scorpions in my day 😉
Reasons for my like;
1. That title
2. That hair
3. THAT TITLE 😂
If i ever put a band 2gether! 😂😅😂😎
I'm catching up to scishow after a bit of a break and I'm coming back to THIS DISNEY PRINCE HAIR.
YES!
So handsome!
His hair is getting awesome !!
You got me at “weaponized butts”
This video is a glorious gluttony of gluteus maximus jokes and I love it
Ok, I'm a fully grown adult, but I couldn't stop myself laughing uncontrollably during the sea cucumber portion. Holy God I thought I was gonna die laughing at anal teeth
Huh...okay. There is something that I never thought I'd be watching this century.
I have remote finals this week and the amount of butt puns crammed into one video somehow make it all seem better. Thanks, SciShow!
This is basically like a whole episode of Tangents Butt Facts. And I'm here for it.
You have a really nice voice and sarcasm to go with it, just enough to make this so interesting and somewhat funny too. 👍😊
This video, uploaded 43s ago, is exactly what i needed for this bathroom break.
"Clench up is suspicious fish are hovering around their hindquarters" wow, thats one hell of a line.
Sounds like a line I would have heard in the afterprisonshow video I just got done watching
Weaponized arses & deadly farts. A video about my brother.
He's wanted by the United Nations for use of chemical and biological weapons
I know it's a bit late to make New Year's resolution, but I now have something new to learn. I wanna show off when its swimming pool season. Thank you, dragonfly larvae & sea cucumbers!
I am so jealous of those animals that can breathe with their hindquarters. Mine can't inhale.. it only exhales.
I love that you used the word ARSE-nal. Made my day.
When I say I have watched every single episode of scishow I am not lying, I have been watching since I was 11 when I binge watched all they had back then, 7 years ago. And this is the single BEST episode of all time
"ASS"assin, this was not the greatest joke, butt it was the best I could think of.
ASS ASS IN
It's a truly wonderful joke. It's Beautiful!
That was POOr
You get a pass dude, better than mine.
What an amazing episode.....eye-opening & yet also somewhat eye-watering!!
PS: Still chuckling quietly at, "Wombat Combat"!!
In wombat combat, always beware the wombo combo.
this is seriously the best episode you have made
Thanos needs these to protect against Antman.
Lmfao
Thanus
Silent but Deadly takes on a whole new meaning. 😆
... calling the nymph butt an arsenal is hilarious.
I started watching SciShow because I liked how Michael looked (and still looks), but I stayed for everyone and everything else, including all the amazing puns! HATS OFF TO THE WRITERS! Top material!
"tactical butts" I'm intrigued
This is one of the best videos I've seen in a while and I'm heading over to check out the patreon page. This will be my first time subscribing to one!
"...The sea cucumber meanwhile has a fish in it's butt. Win-win." By far my favorite Zefrank video.
I’d forgotten about this dude! So stoked UA-cam recommended him to me again! My notifications are messed up so I never know when anything gets updated. Happy I didn’t loose him to the depths of the internet
"Modified from : Julien Bidet"
Nice nominative determinism...
You stole my comment. Only I was going to use smaller words.
I was going to point this out too, but I hoped someone else would!
Clicked for the title, glad I stayed for "wombat combat" which sounds like it should be used in a rap song and "tactical butt" will be added to my vocabulary. Thank you SciShow!
I already prepared myself for the numerous puns to come in this video.
yeh. it's sorta like seeing pastis in the 4th panel in a PBS strip
I just dropped in for an early glimpse of the next full moon.
Interesting information, and I liked the narrator. He has a pleasant voice, didn't sound canned, deadpan, or like he was reading in a monotone. Well done, with humor thrown in.
I'm wondering how many takes this took to record without laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Michael's so good at this, glad he's on the team!
This was weirdly awkward, funny and scientific at the same time
Lol Thanks Mike!
Great writing young man. Quite enjoyed the content.
Thank you
🇨🇦❤️
This video now exists and it's an opportunity for everyone to take a step back and just enjoy life for a while.
And to realize that human aren't the only how like to toss salad
This was a wild ride from start to finish and I'm extremely glad UA-cam recommended it to me
Rotting fruit, poop, and dead animals- "a feast"
"Also BREATHE through their butts."
Best five words and delivery of said words, ever spoken out loud together.
SciShow, you know damn well what you're doing with that title and thumbnail! lol
This video is wonderfully done and absolutely hilarious.
"not because it makes a good joke, but because rear ends can genuinely have extreamly clever , unexpected adaptations." cant it be both?
I feel like the ENDS, would justify the means.
I see what you did there 😂👍
"Rumptastic Round-up" will be the name of my debut country rap album lol
"See, these little assassins"
Damn, even a pun there huh
Pearlfish took "I am stuck, stepbro" to another level
Ya know I'm disappointed that they mentioned the wombat and the rumored skull smashing power of their butts, but neglected the proven defensive power of them in being nearly indestructible by animal attacks thus acting as a shield
I enjoyed your show!! Love they way you tell the story
I've known about the jaws of dragonfly larvae for years, collected them as specimens, and yet I only know now that its powered by hind-ralics.
Excellent presentation, thank you. 👍
Didn't expect to learn about weaponized butts today.
Dear diary, today was a good day.
went in a skeptical came out a true believer.
I like how you kept it clean language me I would accidentally say the wrong word or too, you did an awesome job thank you
Gives new meaning to having an ARSENAL😎
I think this month is the best time to be a fan of sci show
what the hell is that title!! LOL is this an early April Fool's joke?
I have never seen a guy say butt so many times without laughing his ass off.
I pissed myself at the title. I'm not even mad, in fact, I was joyous to sit in my own butt fudge just to watch this video. Butts buttS butts Butts butts buTTs
This video is right up my alley
I thought filthy frank had returned for a second
How you said wombat combat with a straight face is beyond me, especially in light of the Emu wars
I shall recommend this too my dentist. 😂😂😂
Dr. Seymour Butts G.I.D.
*Specializing in the field of Gastrointestinal Dentistry
for more than 40 rears
Michael, you're enjoying the puns and innuendos far to much in this episode lol! 🤣
I would say I deserve a spotlight in this video from the “paralyzing farts” bit 😂
I sent this to my 11 yr old and told him to gather his buddies around...cause this was some truly hilarious EPIC science. This guy is GREAT!!!
watching this when I'm having diarrhea in the toilet makes me feel extra useless as a species
There are things you should maybe refrain from sharing with the world. Just a thought for your toilet time post pondering.
While informative one can't help but laugh themselves silly. So thank you for the information and the comedy too. And while I am afraid if this fella is doing all their video's on here I could possibly become a little more than slightly addicted to this channel ;)
ZeFrank covered lots of these, hilariously.
As an electrical engineer and with my wife being a professor of: ecology, botany, zoology, and chemistry, (depending on the semester) I just don’t understand how anything science based would be inappropriate. I have children and there has never been anything produced by this (and affiliated) creator(s) that I would shield my kids from. Weird? Maybe. But knowledge is power and grad-school is hard enough. The more they learn now is great. I wish my wife and myself had the opportunity to have these creators on hand to educate us back when we were in k-12 and also undergraduates. All you folks that do this work are amazing and should win the NPP. We wish you all the best health and happiness, we also wish everything great to you and those that are your loved ones.