@@patrickhowell6774 only problem is is his mother didn’t hear him say it, they got back in the car and the father told her what happened and whispered it to her
My favorite scene is the one in which Ralphie lied about from whom he heard the "F" word. During the phone call, it is hilarious how the mother of one of Ralphie's friends goes berserk when she thinks her son taught Ralphie that bad word.
Society and media was far more modest back then, so if your kid heard the F-word, they would have had to have been somewhere or done something extremely dishonest. That's why his parents were so shocked
Later Ralphie says his dad said it plenty when fighting the furnace. You can't punish your kids for doing something you do in front of them all the time... at least they should get a warning the first time!!
The way he drags out that "fudge", just absolutely cracks me up every single time. No matter how many times I watch this film. Just a classic, what else is there to say? A Christmas staple. Boo to UA-cam for not having made it available for free during the Holidays.
Ayani Bell When I can't curse I say "oh muffled bells." Because they sound bittersweet, and life has too much bitter and not enough sweet. What a coincidence, your last name is Bell.
Craig S I say "oh muffle" because half-muffled bells sound bittersweet and life is too bittersweet lately with so much violence and even my personal life is a mess (PRUDES and BULLIES) all around me at Climping Life-care Facility.
When I first saw this scene as a kid, I had never before heard the actual word, let alone know that fudge could be used as a substitute, so it wasn't until years later that I actually understood this scene.
I hope that someday they release outtakes for this scene. Peter Billingsley (Ralphy) said in an interview that when they filmed it, he actually did say "oh fuuuuuck" every time. lol
Narrator: "OH! For One Brief Moment, I Saw All The Bolts Silhouetted Against The Lights Of The Traffic, And Then They Were Gone!" Ralphie: OHHHHHHHH, FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE. Narrator: "Only I Didn't Say 'Fudge', I Said THE Word, The Big One, The Queen Mother Of Dirty Words: The F-Dash-Dash-Dash Word!" - LOL
AHHHHHHH!! RALPHIE! Over the years, I got to become quite the connoiseur, so my personal favorite was Relux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant, after dinner flavor. Heady, but just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand... PHLEUCK!! *spits*
I finally FOUND it.When I was a kid I remember it was 9 in the Morning and I was channel surfing along side my siblings and cousins because of boredom (idk why) then this Movie showed up and decided to watch it together. We enjoyed it and finish it well I was the only one finished it. Thanks to this scene, this is the only scene i Remember (they were no Title of the movie shown in the channel but this movie was memorable to me, that was the time when Christmas was much more wonderful until few years ago my Uncle and Aunts made an Issue about something and Most of the family split up. Still Christmas is fun and enjoyable and knowing today that some of my family members are toxic but it's fine for me because I don't care. I hope this movie is on Netflix at Christmas. I literally searched "Christmas movie were a kid said Fudge because he wreck their Christmas tree"
@@catiemyers3429 - Ok, Drew Carey. It's strange, but in the last couple of days someone replied to a five year old comment, and you are the 2nd person to comment on a 3 year old comment.
What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? Chinese Water Torture? All childs play compared to what awaited me! (Which is a nice blood red bar of Life Buoy!)
The mom and dad were hypocrites for letting Ralphie have it for saying a dirty word when the old man cursed like a sailor and the mom stood by and condoned it.
The dad shouldn't of ratted on his son. It's a reasonable thing to say all things considered. He should've just made Ralph help clean up the garage or something.
Another great example of why the corrupt and hypocritical "do as I say and not as I do" method of parenting always fails miserably. The old man cursed like a sailor around his wife and children all the time and his wife condoned it but had the nerve to call out and discipline Ralphie when he did it. Leading by example always works best and hypocrisy and double standards never do!
And he was on Real People? 0:19 I saw him last year on Tubi when they played Real People reruns! I miss that show, they should bring that back! P. S. Merry Christmas Everyone!
All he had to say is “I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are We got cowboy boots and camo pants Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad I wanna do everything you do So I've been watching you”
If only Ralphie set the tray of bolts down onto his lap while his father was jacking around with the tire wrench, he wouldn't have gotten bumped in the elbow; which made the bolts fling out into the traffic and Ralphie saying the F--- word RIGHT in front of his dad.
Marvin The Maniacal Dancing Ape Well if the father is going to swear in front of his kid,he can only expect his kid to pick up such swearing too,the dummy!
0:12 OH! For One Brief Moment, I Saw All The Bolts Sillhouetted Against The Lights Of The Traffic, And Then They Were Gone. OHHHHHHHHHH, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE. Only I Didn't Say Fudge, I Said THE Word: The Big One, The Queen Mother Of Dirty Words: The F-Dash-Dash-Dash Word!
Ohhhhh FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF… (Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)! Only I didn’t say “Fudge”. I said THE word! The big one! The queen mother of dirty words! The F-Dash-Dash-Dash word!
Pewdiepie: [plays pubg, and while on a bridge, misses a shot] "What a f**king asshole." Only I didn't say asshole. I said the word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The N-dash-dash-dash-dash-dash word.
The line that made all young boys relate to Ralphie: “Only I didn’t say fudge”
He said the f word best movie ever Ralphe flick and Schwartz are bff
Ralphie in trouble.
It’s ridiculous how his father turned him in for saying that word just one time.
@@kingkrool1935 It was the era where men didn't use that word near women or let them hear that word.
@@patrickhowell6774 only problem is is his mother didn’t hear him say it, they got back in the car and the father told her what happened and whispered it to her
Ralphie dropping the "f" bomb is my favorite part of the movie.
Same here
That, and the Chinese waiters singing "Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra" !!! 😂
This,and the fight scene
My favorite scene is the one in which Ralphie lied about from whom he heard the "F" word. During the phone call, it is hilarious how the mother of one of Ralphie's friends goes berserk when she thinks her son taught Ralphie that bad word.
Same, this is my favorite scene of the movie aswell.
The old man's face after Ralphie said "fudge" was priceless!
Society and media was far more modest back then, so if your kid heard the F-word, they would have had to have been somewhere or done something extremely dishonest. That's why his parents were so shocked
Later Ralphie says his dad said it plenty when fighting the furnace. You can't punish your kids for doing something you do in front of them all the time... at least they should get a warning the first time!!
More crazier still, that old man is quite the hypocrite.
That old man is Ralphie's Dad.
@@trippcory I think mainly the parents were surprised how he knew the "F" word wondering where he learned it.
Whenever he says oh fudge, and his dad's eyebrows sprink up i laugh hard😅😆😆
He does that surprised Pikachu meme face
Only he didn't say fudge
Can you really blame Ralphie here though? I mean if that happened to me I'd say that too.
@@YTWarrior100he said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words. The f-- word
Same. It looks like he's kind of proud of Ralphie.
The way he drags out that "fudge", just absolutely cracks me up every single time. No matter how many times I watch this film. Just a classic, what else is there to say? A Christmas staple. Boo to UA-cam for not having made it available for free during the Holidays.
Ralphie's face tho when his old man said get in the car!!! He was like omg I am gonna get it
He only got soap in the mouth and an early bedtime. He was pretty lucky
Ayani Bell When I can't curse I say "oh muffled bells." Because they sound bittersweet, and life has too much bitter and not enough sweet. What a coincidence, your last name is Bell.
He definitely didn’t get what Schwartz got..
Schwartz got that ass whoopin
@Ayani Bell I think mainly Ralphie wanted to help his father and when his father told him to get in the car, he was sad he didn't get to help anymore.
"I said the word, the queen mother of dirty words, the F-dash-dash-dash word"
Craig S I say "oh muffle" because half-muffled bells sound bittersweet and life is too bittersweet lately with so much violence and even my personal life is a mess (PRUDES and BULLIES) all around me at Climping Life-care Facility.
Fuck?
Yes, that was the word.
@@SWHalo2 AHHHHHHH! RALPHIE!!!
@@SWHalo2 no fred
When I first saw this scene as a kid, I had never before heard the actual word, let alone know that fudge could be used as a substitute, so it wasn't until years later that I actually understood this scene.
0:20 when you want to swear but your in a rated pg movie
Back in the 80s, PG-rated movies could still get away with saying “shit”.
Carbuncle from Puyo Puyo and also the 90s
@@CarbyGuuGuu Yep. There was no PG-13 rating yet; that wouldn't come around till near the end of the Summer of '84.
It would be objectively more disgusting if characters just verbally eviscerated eachother lol
Just like with Joe Pesci lol
I hope that someday they release outtakes for this scene. Peter Billingsley (Ralphy) said in an interview that when they filmed it, he actually did say "oh fuuuuuck" every time. lol
Where do they have that at
Where you heard that?
It was at that moment that he knew he fudged up
Only he didn’t say fudge.
My father would’ve blamed me for losing the nuts even if he knocked ‘em out of my hand!
"Only, I didn't say fudge. I said fgck. We all knew where it was going."-The script in my mind.
Don't you mean fuck?
My favorite christmas movie of all time! 😂
Mine too.
Me too I guess
Best Christmas movie ever! I watch it every year
Everyone does
Agreed
I love this movie l watch it every Christmas
Lol same.
same its a tridition for me
TBS makes sure of that.
When the old man was looking at Ralphie as Ralphie was getting the in car, it looked like the old man was about to smile lol
He's secretly proud that his boy is becoming more like him lol
Any real dad wouldn't have ratted him out.
My mom doesn't like this movie, but she laughs at this scene every time!
Lol BTW how come your mom doesn't like this movie?
@@matthewfeliu791 she said it was "too 80's" for her.
@@marvinthemaniac7698 I see
Lmao Neither doesn't mine. She only likes whatever movie suits her. I'm like wtf???
That moment when he fudged up a night with his family
My favorite Christmas movie of all time
"...and don you know where he heard it?" *voice on other line* "probably from his father!" Hahahaha
"No, he heard it from your son."
@@MichaelBrown-cf6qt
WHAT?! WHAAAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
@@justanormaldilo.249 Right below your message is "Translate to English". All it does is remove some A's
Narrator: "OH! For One Brief Moment, I Saw All The Bolts Silhouetted
Against The Lights Of The Traffic, And Then They Were Gone!"
Ralphie: OHHHHHHHH,
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE.
Narrator: "Only I Didn't Say 'Fudge', I Said THE Word,
The Big One, The Queen Mother Of Dirty Words:
The F-Dash-Dash-Dash Word!" - LOL
My favorite part was when the mom yelled in the car when the dad told the mom what Ralphie just said to him outside.
AHHHHHHH!! RALPHIE!
Over the years, I got to become quite the connoiseur, so my personal favorite was Relux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant, after dinner flavor. Heady, but just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand... PHLEUCK!! *spits*
This scene cracks me up everytime. The way Ralphie said it so slowly. Lol
My fave scene in the entire movie
I was 9 years old once, and the line "Only I didn't say fudge" made me relate to him even more.
I finally FOUND it.When I was a kid I remember it was 9 in the Morning and I was channel surfing along side my siblings and cousins because of boredom (idk why) then this Movie showed up and decided to watch it together. We enjoyed it and finish it well I was the only one finished it. Thanks to this scene, this is the only scene i Remember (they were no Title of the movie shown in the channel but this movie was memorable to me, that was the time when Christmas was much more wonderful until few years ago my Uncle and Aunts made an Issue about something and Most of the family split up. Still Christmas is fun and enjoyable and knowing today that some of my family members are toxic but it's fine for me because I don't care. I hope this movie is on Netflix at Christmas. I literally searched "Christmas movie were a kid said Fudge because he wreck their Christmas tree"
...switch to decaf and then switch to TBS...24 hour A Christmas Story marathon all day Christmas!
And all he got was soap and grounded.
314rft no he got soap poisoning
Yah-and when he blamed it on Schwartz he got a good beating and his mom turned into an animal
This video omits the punchline
"It was all over, I was dead" lol 😂
...and that little boy grew up to be..... Red Foreman of, "That 70's Show"
Wait.... not drew carey from the price is right??????
@@catiemyers3429 - Ok, Drew Carey. It's strange, but in the last couple of days someone replied to a five year old comment, and you are the 2nd person to comment on a 3 year old comment.
RIP to all the kids who didn't say fudge in front of their traditional parents.
only I didn't say fudge, I said fuck lol
No he didn't, he said 'fork'. Oh the horror, the horror. No jk. Now anyways. :P[] :[P]. Awwwww not agin
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Stefan Poirier you sound like this person I know named he is the only one I now who says jk
+Leslie stovall lol
Mitch Kelley I say OH, MUFFLED BELL *because life is as bittersweet as the sound of half muffled bells*
He had heard that word many times a day from his dad, but he decided to tell his mom he'd gotten it from Scwartz.
Schwartz got the a55 beating for a lifetime! I also can't believe him and Ralphie are still friends 😄😄😄
OHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"Yes, I said THE word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The F-dash-dash-dash word!"
When I was his age I never said the "F" word. I only said "ooooooohhh, craaaaaapppppp". That is the nice thing to my head.
Merry Christmas everybody 12-14-19 🎄🎄🎄🎄.
*"You hobstacle mundane noodle!! You blassed stupid furnace!! Hobstacle Pfeifer!!"*
0:25 TRIGGERED*
I love fudge
What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? Chinese Water Torture? All childs play compared to what awaited me! (Which is a nice blood red bar of Life Buoy!)
The bonfire 🔥? As in, “burn at stake”. 😂
That soap smells like ass
It's only mid August and i just finished watching this movie again. Oh fudge. The f dash dash dash..
'What did you say?'
I'd be like I said nothing
Filmed at Leslie St , near the lake at the bridge in Toronto.
0:33
It was at this moment Ralph knew... he fudged up.
I would might to say to his dad, "Nothing?"
The mom and dad were hypocrites for letting Ralphie have it for saying a dirty word when the old man cursed like a sailor and the mom stood by and condoned it.
What did you just say? Ralphie:You heard me. Dad: *runs away*
0:20 When Family Guy is about to say but they’re owned by Disney.
When you turn the corner and see a claymore in Modern Warfare
0:53 i like how he tries not to laugh as ralphie gets in the car
Same here
Secretly proud lol
I know. There's no way he can not think that's funny given that he's basically a swear factory himself.
The dad shouldn't of ratted on his son. It's a reasonable thing to say all things considered. He should've just made Ralph help clean up the garage or something.
aaaaaah, RALPHIE!
Another great example of why the corrupt and hypocritical "do as I say and not as I do" method of parenting always fails miserably. The old man cursed like a sailor around his wife and children all the time and his wife condoned it but had the nerve to call out and discipline Ralphie when he did it. Leading by example always works best and hypocrisy and double standards never do!
SPOT ON!!!
Yeah, when you see how much Ralphie’s father cursed can you really be all that surprised when Ralphie says a curse word?
Who else is looking for this sped up to see if he actually said it
I love this movie!
Ohhhhhhh Fudge.
0:12
Totally the Old Man’s fault there; should’ve been more careful.
Bet if they remade this today they would put the real word in the movie
On the contrary, Family movies back then, especially in the '80s were pretty dark and scary compared with today.
one of my all time favorite movies....
And he was on Real People? 0:19 I saw him last year on Tubi when they played Real People reruns! I miss that show, they should bring that back!
P. S. Merry Christmas Everyone!
The dad tried not to laugh when Ralfie walked back to the car. 😆
Adam Goldberg’s school mate was in this movie.
All he had to say is “I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We got cowboy boots and camo pants
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you”
When your Roblox GF turns out to be your therapist 0:19
0:19 Why did you say that?! You crazy boy!
Favorite scene of the movie 😂
Best line ever
0:19 when your side chick shows you a positive pregnancy test
Fun fact: This scene was shot in Toronto, where Cherry Street crosses into the Port Lands near the Royal Canadian Yacht Club.
I once said the f word to my teacher when i was in school i got suspended for that
My daughter told another kid to fudge off......only it was the queen mother of curse words
Mere child's play to what shortly awaited me lol
The dirt bike kid!!
The funniest shyt ever 😂
And it never gets old
Oh Fuck !!!
wow when Ralph opened the door i was like “WHEN DOES THIS MOVIE TAKE PLACE”
Die Hard notwithstanding, best Xmas movie.
my favorite part
Ralphie: Oh, ffffudge...
Patrick Star: OOOOOHH! YOU SAID NUMBER 11!
Only I didn't say fudge, I said fuck.
Thank you for clarifying that. I would never have been able to figure that out for myself.
That's right. He said the word. The big one, the Queen mother of all dirty words: the F*** word.
If only Ralphie set the tray of bolts down onto his lap while his father was jacking around with the tire wrench, he wouldn't have gotten bumped in the elbow; which made the bolts fling out into the traffic and Ralphie saying the F--- word RIGHT in front of his dad.
Marvin The Maniacal Dancing Ape
Well if the father is going to swear in front of his kid,he can only expect his kid to pick up such swearing too,the dummy!
He's making a reference to family guy.
It was funny when he was like oh fudge cause the father was always cursing but didn't say anything too bad I just know that the father was cursing
0:12 OH! For One Brief Moment,
I Saw All The Bolts Sillhouetted Against The
Lights Of The Traffic, And Then They Were Gone.
OHHHHHHHHHH, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE.
Only I Didn't Say Fudge, I Said THE Word: The Big One,
The Queen Mother Of Dirty Words: The F-Dash-Dash-Dash Word!
0:37 If you read his lips, he was actually stammering on "Oh, F---."
Chocolate fudge 😂
Every kid's been there at some point lol
Robbie rotten: Don't let your kids watch it
Frank Arthur OH THAT GUY
0:19 when you accidentally cussed in front of your parents.
Oh... F***
Me: Run kid... Run as far as you can.
Well it's a good thing he just got the soap. If I were to say that in front of my dad when I was his age, I probably would have gotten the belt
Is it just me or was the Old Man saying "Mong noodlin' mang mang" as obsession forming?
Ohhhhh FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF… (Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)!
Only I didn’t say “Fudge”. I said THE word! The big one! The queen mother of dirty words! The F-Dash-Dash-Dash word!
R.I.P Darren McGavin
Nowadays the ‘C**t’ word would be the queen mother of dirty words.
What about F****t
I think you'd get more in trouble for saying that word instead lol
I Remember car lights blinding him causing him to drop the bolts.
Well, his dad shouldn't have said that word around him. He heard it from someone. It's learned.
Like father like son!
0:23 😂😂😂😂😂
Eminem: Hold my beer.
The List Of The 13 Bad Words.
Don't you mean seven
Not if you're a sailor ;-)
Only I didn’t say “FUDGE”
I said the word..
The big one
The queen mother of dirty words
The “F-(dash, dash, dash) word!!
Pewdiepie: [plays pubg, and while on a bridge, misses a shot]
"What a f**king asshole."
Only I didn't say asshole. I said the word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The N-dash-dash-dash-dash-dash word.