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  • @boltywolty123
    @boltywolty123 5 років тому +5134

    Dragons Den whilst eating is becoming a daily habbit

    • @LukeJamesMurtaghl
      @LukeJamesMurtaghl 5 років тому +118

      Me too. These scenes are always so conveniently uploaded in time for lunch.

    • @Tom135
      @Tom135 5 років тому +62

      it's my routine now

    • @aidanlynn
      @aidanlynn 5 років тому +17

      Same here.

    • @Alexx22570
      @Alexx22570 5 років тому +13

      Omg yes

    • @Jasmine-lj1ou
      @Jasmine-lj1ou 5 років тому +21

      Same im having lunch now whilst watching

  • @X4V3RY
    @X4V3RY 5 років тому +1786

    “Special roasting technique”
    Shaking beans in a pan on heating element

    • @DrinkWater713
      @DrinkWater713 5 років тому +92

      You never tried to roast something in a pan, have you ? It is VERY hard to achieve consistent results

    • @RicTic66
      @RicTic66 5 років тому +184

      @@DrinkWater713 Exactly. Roasting coffee in a saucepan is labour intensive and adds nothing to the product only time and cost. It maybe a selling point for the uber rich and hipsters, but the novelty will wear off very quickly.

    • @DrinkWater713
      @DrinkWater713 5 років тому +42

      @@RicTic66 Maybe it does make it taste better. I don't know much about coffee, but pan roasted green tea has a different flavor from oven roasted.

    • @entertainmentprime101
      @entertainmentprime101 5 років тому +29

      That's why Ethiopian coffee is Different

    • @noamto
      @noamto 4 роки тому +41

      @@RicTic66 Ethiopia is known for all the uber rich and hipster people there right?

  • @mrdefaultynoob
    @mrdefaultynoob 5 років тому +2232

    Did he just say "Are you delusional," To Touker 😱😱😱

    • @personalpc7439
      @personalpc7439 5 років тому +272

      In fairness to Touker, he didn't react badly just moved to the next Q...

    • @tokyodoru
      @tokyodoru 5 років тому +60

      Ahahah i love toukers expeessions

    • @BritishMoralHQ
      @BritishMoralHQ 5 років тому +81

      i think he forgave him cause they are both muslims perhaps...

    • @fred7861
      @fred7861 5 років тому +157

      BritishMoralHQ 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @kolchiskavkaz3891
      @kolchiskavkaz3891 5 років тому +156

      Hahaha, I m turkish too but that s so funny. So christians always forgive eachother with the same logic? :)

  • @renegade1807
    @renegade1807 5 років тому +2276

    Touker: "Are you delusional?"
    Entrepreneur: "Are you delusional?!"
    Jenny: "I'm out."

    • @pastordonkoh7692
      @pastordonkoh7692 5 років тому +37

      Entrepreneur's Brain: "I'm about to end this man's career"

    • @Hi-kq1vi
      @Hi-kq1vi 5 років тому +33

      When you cannot answer the question & know your pitch is total insanity just start parroting back any questions you don't like.

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 5 років тому +46

      I thought that exchange was hilarious, because you can see Touker was about to go off on the coffee guy for saying it back, then Touker realised that because he'd been rude first, he couldn't actually complain.
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TeaPips
      @TeaPips 5 років тому +7

      Hahahahaha I actually laughed out loud

    • @blueeyezhh
      @blueeyezhh 5 років тому +1

      just reminded me of Leo from 70s show!
      ua-cam.com/video/Rtyn8QpYJjY/v-deo.html

  • @Bulskee
    @Bulskee 5 років тому +3197

    So you can buy a cup of coffee in his shop for £2.75 or make one at home for £5 a cup 🤔

    • @sherlock5720
      @sherlock5720 5 років тому +278

      Guys a con artist

    • @Hegarz
      @Hegarz 5 років тому +336

      Different blends, he said Blue Mountain or whatever was £2.75, but the one he handed out as samples were his top grade.

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 5 років тому +81

      Clearly given no thought to the numbers

    • @gforce3750
      @gforce3750 5 років тому +7

      lol i know right

    • @erine4431
      @erine4431 5 років тому +60

      There is no coffee like coffee like eritrean or ethiopian coffee ever. We make the coffee from scratch at home. We but the green coffee. It's not normal coffee.

  • @souptikchakraborty9133
    @souptikchakraborty9133 5 років тому +1942

    Tauker was extremely polite even after the 'delusional' statement. 😂

    • @chopun3862
      @chopun3862 5 років тому +81

      Very professional

    • @zooqanpawar1902
      @zooqanpawar1902 5 років тому +2

      👍

    • @Jay-ux3rl
      @Jay-ux3rl 4 роки тому +157

      He did say the exact same thing, first.

    • @sarq6693
      @sarq6693 4 роки тому +67

      @@Jay-ux3rl And he really had no real ground to say it. $5 for a cup of premium coffee is actually quite a good deal.

    • @Sperabo
      @Sperabo 4 роки тому +59

      @@sarq6693 5$ sure, but not 5 POUNDS which would be like 8-9$ a coffee.

  • @TheGearsofwar2010
    @TheGearsofwar2010 5 років тому +947

    Jenny - I'm OUT.
    Peter - you have another business?
    Tej - VITAMINS!
    Deborah - looks at fingernails
    Toukar - SOMEONE TAKE MY OFFICE SPACE!!

    • @MCHAIRY1
      @MCHAIRY1 5 років тому +50

      Or Tej: Tell me about your background?

    • @adharasi
      @adharasi 5 років тому +46

      Theo - my kids inheritance

    • @Admiralex91
      @Admiralex91 4 роки тому +11

      Touker: OPM - Other Peoples Money!!

    • @donm1719
      @donm1719 4 роки тому +5

      Tej - I have my offices in London

    • @X4V3RY
      @X4V3RY 4 роки тому +8

      Theo: Mrs P is as large as they get

  • @seanhealymusic7383
    @seanhealymusic7383 5 років тому +892

    He should have just put some kind of tranquilizer in the coffees then when the dragons were asleep just taken the money off their tables

    • @tom4197
      @tom4197 5 років тому +25

      I’m sure you know they’re not real 💷 though.

    • @seanhealymusic7383
      @seanhealymusic7383 5 років тому +47

      @@tom4197 hahaha, would have been entertaining though(>ω

    • @dopeytripod
      @dopeytripod 5 років тому +45

      Entrepreneur: I'm gonna drug you
      Jenny: I'm out

    • @alancopeland4286
      @alancopeland4286 5 років тому +4

      You are a disgusting pervert.

    • @69_MK
      @69_MK 5 років тому +1

      @@tom4197 the top one is though #Heres50PressTheButtonOnYourWayOut

  • @benaloney
    @benaloney 5 років тому +429

    Revenue = 12,000
    Valuation = 1,000,000
    🤣

    • @captainenaad9579
      @captainenaad9579 4 роки тому +29

      Net profit less than 4000 in 2 years. This guy is really deluded

    • @RockinDave1
      @RockinDave1 3 роки тому +4

      If Carlsberg made companies...

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 3 роки тому +3

      @@RockinDave1 they'd probably be the best in the world.

    • @Jaklas1979
      @Jaklas1979 3 роки тому +1

      180 quid mate

    • @DonkasaurusNZ
      @DonkasaurusNZ 2 роки тому

      Most of the time this is indeed probably laughable, but you can’t possibly know if it actually is without looking at the balance sheet of the company. Could have plenty of assets and/or cash in bank but be turning over a tiny amount or even running at a loss, which is not uncommon for a new business. I find that part quite interesting in this show when they criticise them for the valuation even though they can’t see a balance sheet

  • @MBULTRAHD
    @MBULTRAHD 4 роки тому +246

    "You can't put a price on that."
    But, you did though. A million quid 😂

    • @justanotherviewer4821
      @justanotherviewer4821 3 роки тому +3

      I think it is clear the producers persuade people to choose £1 million as an evaluation lol

    • @jietroraximoff2805
      @jietroraximoff2805 3 роки тому +3

      @RavenclawAtHeart I think that some of them are unaware of how valuations work. (I.e. you asking me for 10k in exchange for 5% means that your business is worth 200,000 or at least will be soon). I think the entrepreneurs sometimes calaculate how much they need from the dragons and then tack on how much of the business they're willing to give away without thinking it through

  • @Castrated__
    @Castrated__ 5 років тому +312

    Can't wait to flex on people at work with my 'Designer Coffee'.

  • @rajeevpaltrow8728
    @rajeevpaltrow8728 5 років тому +1151

    Love the way he made the wife serve the coffee and then sent her out of the room

    • @jimladd2774
      @jimladd2774 5 років тому +73

      She likes to roast peoples beans.

    • @ΒΞΔΝ
      @ΒΞΔΝ 4 роки тому +81

      Makes sense coming from an Indian name. Oppression of your women may just be why your country is one of the poorest in the world with trash mountains to climb despite having one of the worlds largest populations.

    • @goody657
      @goody657 4 роки тому +33

      @@ΒΞΔΝ or the 6th largest economy on planet earth.

    • @ΒΞΔΝ
      @ΒΞΔΝ 4 роки тому +71

      @@goody657 with a 90%+ poverty rate, steadily increasing from 50% in the 1960's

    • @goody657
      @goody657 4 роки тому +31

      @@ΒΞΔΝ yes but you said one of the poorest countries in the worls. As a country it is top 10 richest. Lets not start moving the goalposts about.

  • @carwyn3691
    @carwyn3691 5 років тому +368

    They always go nuts when someone pitches a pricier product, as if no one would ever spend money on luxury.
    5 pounds gets you one large garbage coffee at Starbucks

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 4 роки тому +43

      Starbucks depends heavily on a business model where most of the customers are too stoned to care about anything but that their coffee has a weird foreign name and is big.

    • @TangIsLife
      @TangIsLife 4 роки тому +54

      He isn’t Starbucks. Starbucks is THE status symbol when it comes to coffee. There’s a million other niche coffee shops that do will but will never compare. They go nuts because people look at apple/Starbucks as an example when it’s unrealistic. Apple/Starbucks got into their markets early and capitalized on the luxury tag before other did. Sure, competitors can always spring up, but how likely are they to actually cause a dent?

    • @hanorabrennan8846
      @hanorabrennan8846 4 роки тому +6

      Starbucks is piss!

    • @hthought
      @hthought 4 роки тому +9

      It's about the evaluation and the overall market. This is an extremely saturated market and he is more than likely getting diluted within the market resulting in failure. Companies spend millions to get a tiny share of the coffee industry and still fail. No magical stirring technique will make this a 1 million dollar business. He will probably make some money to live off of, but becoming big ? No way.

    • @drk7031
      @drk7031 3 роки тому +1

      3.35 for a venti Cappuccino

  • @goofed86
    @goofed86 5 років тому +218

    £5 for a coffee at home? I aint Bill Gates boi

  • @sheslottie96
    @sheslottie96 4 роки тому +176

    Jenny literally never forms an opinion until she’s heard everyone else’s and then just claims it as her own

    • @hrobmaster
      @hrobmaster Рік тому +12

      She waits for everyone else’s and then she declares herself out anyway 😅

    • @Adam-gn5kh
      @Adam-gn5kh 10 місяців тому +1

      Sarah Willingham was the expert at copying Deborah near exactly 😂 but at least she often had some interesting insights of her own.

  • @diablojd52
    @diablojd52 5 років тому +78

    I love how Deborah can be Stern, direct but with actual great compassion towards the entrepreneurs give very solid and clear advice.

    • @jay-dubb.dubb.68
      @jay-dubb.dubb.68 4 місяці тому +1

      I love it when she gives the pitcher the disappointed "evil mom" side eye after declaring herself out!! 🤨

  • @cazino4
    @cazino4 5 років тому +170

    Shame he didn’t read between the lines. Peter was giving him a life-line when he asked “It’s going to take a long time to build a commercial business isn’t it?” Couldn’t believe it when this seemingly hapless entrepreneur nodded in agreement!! A better answer MIGHT have been “No - we are ready to roll out our business plan immediately” or words to that effect...

    • @je9625
      @je9625 5 років тому +10

      I think he knows hes not quite ready. Its one thing to brew great coffee, its another to grow a business.

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 5 років тому +1

      He wanted Peter, not Tukar. He thought being polite to Peter and not so polite with Tukar would work.

    • @iskilii6877
      @iskilii6877 2 роки тому +5

      To be fair though, even if he made a bid and the entrepreneur accepted, there’s weeks gap until an official declaration is signed, so Peter would’ve probably changed his mind.

  • @thejuiceweasel
    @thejuiceweasel 4 роки тому +102

    Eritrea and Ethiopia have such an awesome coffee culture, even a coffee ceremony, akin to the Japanese tea ceremony, shame he didn't lead with that, a country specific touch like that always sells.

    • @vimp6260
      @vimp6260 2 роки тому +7

      Exactly that was the key marketing

    • @cococock2418
      @cococock2418 2 роки тому +1

      Completely irrelevant what Africans do with their coffee. Main point here is that "roasting in a pan" does absolutely NOTHING to enhance the flavor of the beans. It's a complete gimmick that only hipsters would be into because they are obsessed with adopting things that brown people in third world countries do.

    • @royalhero4608
      @royalhero4608 Рік тому

      Exactly what I was thinking (and hoping) he'd lead with too

    • @Mohammed.Hassen
      @Mohammed.Hassen 2 місяці тому

      He literally had his wife come in and do the roasting and a live Ethiopian coffee ceremony in the beginning of the pitch.

  • @benjorgensen4181
    @benjorgensen4181 5 років тому +337

    Love a bit of delusion with my morning coffee ☕️

    • @Reznor440
      @Reznor440 5 років тому +7

      What grade was your coffee?

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 роки тому +6

      @@Reznor440 probably weapons' grade

    • @TannerisSmol97
      @TannerisSmol97 4 роки тому +4

      Is that grade 1 or 3? 🤔🤥

    • @derhampaul2182
      @derhampaul2182 8 місяців тому

      lol yea me 2 ha ha ha ha ha lol

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 Місяць тому

      Which coffee shop do you watch this in ☕😀

  • @sydysydy
    @sydysydy 5 років тому +72

    How can you open a shop on Oxford St with ten grand? The security deposit alone would be around fifty grand, would it not?

    • @Pgcito
      @Pgcito 5 років тому +21

      Not just that. Who shops in Oxford Street? Tourists and youngsters, for which Pret is expensive enough. Delusional entrepreneur.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 7 місяців тому

      I think the £10k was just for furnishings.

  • @Jssodk83939
    @Jssodk83939 5 років тому +53

    His one million pounds valuation is based on his ego.

  • @gphx
    @gphx 4 роки тому +57

    I live in Washington State where there is a coffee shop on nearly every corner. A small local business called Santa Lucia hand roasts coffee beans every morning and makes the best cup of coffee I've ever tasted. I'm not someone whose typically particular about coffee, it's just so obviously superior even to me. There's no question such businesses can be profitable. The question is whether one or two proprietary experts roasting by hand is scalable.

    • @clev7989
      @clev7989 3 роки тому +1

      Excellent point!

  • @peterpedant
    @peterpedant 5 років тому +498

    Just what London needs - another coffee shop!

    • @jakeagusta
      @jakeagusta 5 років тому +28

      Tweet Protocol Better than another beauty salon or nail bar 😂

    • @medievalist
      @medievalist 5 років тому +14

      On the corner of Tottenham Court Road and Oxford Street, no less! Nearly died when he said that.

    • @jaysmith2858
      @jaysmith2858 5 років тому +53

      London definitely needs more coffee shops, bookmakers, phone shops, fried chicken outlets and pound shops. There are hardly any of these in London.

    • @medievalist
      @medievalist 5 років тому +9

      @@jaysmith2858 You forgot hairdressers. Don't have enough of them either.

    • @jaysmith2858
      @jaysmith2858 5 років тому +6

      @@medievalist - Yep. I forgot about those. I'm sure there is space for another dozen where I live to go with the dozen that are already there.

  • @herringsinthewood
    @herringsinthewood 5 років тому +448

    Jenny: "I prefer juice because it beings with J, therefore I'm out."

  • @joelhall5124
    @joelhall5124 4 роки тому +42

    "We roast coffee."
    Because literally nobody else does that.

  • @MikeD-nu6uy
    @MikeD-nu6uy 5 років тому +40

    Deborah is the master of being politely savage 🤣

  • @jeffgachihi8225
    @jeffgachihi8225 5 років тому +379

    Jenny: "I'm more of a chai girl, meself and for that reason I'm out."

    • @MsMissEA
      @MsMissEA 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @jayuddin9590
      @jayuddin9590 5 років тому +2

      😂🤣👍

    • @mijchrome4296
      @mijchrome4296 5 років тому +3

      Lol did she really say that. I double tap as soon as she opens her mouth

    • @jawadmalik3686
      @jawadmalik3686 5 років тому +1

      Mij Chrome 😆😂😂

  • @msstarlight4770
    @msstarlight4770 5 років тому +154

    I wonder how this guy is doing now.
    Personally, I would have sold the coffee online & in established medium to high priced coffee shops & maybe even restaurants. Then, if it did well enough, & only then, I would open up an actual coffee shop of my own.
    I just think this guy jumped the gun & wanted it all too quickly.

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 5 років тому +6

      @John Wayne Oh. I actually don't have a clue about things like that, so thanks for taking the time to reply to me. ☺

    • @verysurvival
      @verysurvival 5 років тому +6

      Ms Starlight he is selling online google his web site . Seems to be going ok

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 5 років тому +8

      @@verysurvival That's good to know. Thanks for telling me. ☺👍

    • @alexthegrape1000
      @alexthegrape1000 5 років тому +8

      Ms Starlight Aw you are so polite, I hope you have a nice day stranger. 😊

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 5 років тому +15

      @@alexthegrape1000 thank you, I'm kinda new to watching content on YT & making comments, so it's possible that I'll become mean, sarcastic & suspicious over time, it's a wait & see type of thing.
      😉😊

  • @TheGearsofwar2010
    @TheGearsofwar2010 5 років тому +92

    Jenny is like these bloggers in London who turn up at every event, hand outstretched for a free goodie bag

  • @itzshadowz7467
    @itzshadowz7467 4 роки тому +44

    Jenny has like £20 that’s why she doesn’t invest I reckon

    • @DEEDUBZ
      @DEEDUBZ 4 роки тому +3

      She's always saying no. She probably looked at the packet and it wasn't her favourite colour then made up her mind to say no.

  • @diablojd52
    @diablojd52 5 років тому +56

    If you're asking Touker to invest in its best not to insult him. he's often the most receptive dragon to ideas that other dragons may pass off.

    • @selamhazel4708
      @selamhazel4708 2 роки тому +4

      He insulted him first are you delusional?

    • @longq5198
      @longq5198 Рік тому

      @@selamhazel4708 Touker's question was fair. Making a cup of coffee at home at 5 pounds, that's crazy.

    • @okaynevermind5130
      @okaynevermind5130 10 місяців тому

      ​@@longq5198 it was a joke lmao

  • @pertnerk
    @pertnerk 4 роки тому +85

    "Shall I tell you why?"
    Nah mate, I'm just the guy whose money you came here to ask for. No need to tell me anything.

    • @TheFbiFilesRepeat
      @TheFbiFilesRepeat 4 роки тому +6

      This guy came off not likeable

    • @SkyfallHD36
      @SkyfallHD36 4 роки тому +1

      This comment made me laugh more than it should have

  • @TheCulturalBomb
    @TheCulturalBomb 5 років тому +27

    The look of Peter Jones face at 6:10 as Touker roasts the man more than his coffee is roasted.

  • @ChrisStoneinator
    @ChrisStoneinator 5 років тому +155

    Did this boi seriously just hit Touker with the "Are YOU delusional?" I went from liking him to wanting Touker to slap him one in an instant

    • @godsrighteousness5003
      @godsrighteousness5003 5 років тому +4

      same same same very rude lol

    • @godsrighteousness5003
      @godsrighteousness5003 5 років тому +8

      Also he obviously said it without even taking the time to think about Touker's point. Being that a customer could buy a premade cup in store for less than the price per cup from the take home bag.

    • @turtart
      @turtart 4 роки тому +7

      Touker said it to him first and was quite rude.
      Coffee is a drug and many people would pay premium prices. The guy explained that he has different coffees and touker didn't realise that he was holding a more premium coffee in his hand (5£ a cup) than the one he was talking about selling in the shop (2.50 or whatever per cup)

    • @turtart
      @turtart 4 роки тому

      That's why touker didn't respond or get offended because he understood that he was holding a different product in his hand
      Also more people will be buying the in store ready coffee than the take home bags. Most premium coffee shops I know don't even sell their beans and as far as I know people are willing to pay premium prices to take home a bag of premium beans :)
      I guess the entrepreneur didn't explain his self clearly he just kept repeating himself. He needed to show examples of how premium coffee shops operate in the u.s

    • @mamoonalshameeri7912
      @mamoonalshameeri7912 3 роки тому

      When you are rude, no dragon wants you.

  • @ChrisHannah
    @ChrisHannah 5 років тому +92

    Producers: We’re just about to film a new episode of Dragons Den
    Jenny: For that reason, I’m out.

  • @jedwhassell
    @jedwhassell 5 років тому +187

    Im starting to feel sorry for Jenny. All of these negative comments and jokes! She is a business woman who is very successful. All of these negative comments need to stop. I doubt they will though. So for that reason. Im out.
    lol

    • @hajohoekstra3646
      @hajohoekstra3646 5 років тому +2

      Ha-ha-ha

    • @maryfiaola3686
      @maryfiaola3686 5 років тому +4

      hahahaha! i dont hate jenny, i just luv the jenny jokes.

    • @Mar9592
      @Mar9592 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @theseriousaccount
      @theseriousaccount 4 роки тому

      I’m a white knight and for that reason I’m out.

    • @syncsummit
      @syncsummit 4 роки тому

      You win the Jenny piss-take competition, and for that reason, I'm out.

  • @gatwickguy
    @gatwickguy 5 років тому +134

    Jenny: You come here to pitch your business?
    For that reason I'm out.

  • @aartadventure
    @aartadventure 5 років тому +39

    I love when Deborah uses their own words and a healthy dose of reality to teach silly people a lesson. This guy was clueless in regards to making this into a successful business

  • @bilalf9907
    @bilalf9907 5 років тому +142

    Its more like "4 fearsome investors and Jenny''

    • @ninjalokust
      @ninjalokust 5 років тому +3

      "We decided to replace Jenny with a post it note that says I'm out" -producers
      "For that reason I'm out" =Jenny

  • @adilchana3069
    @adilchana3069 4 роки тому +36

    I’m just shocked that tuker didn’t flip out when the entrepreneur answered back

    • @danielbriggs7110
      @danielbriggs7110 2 роки тому +1

      If you receive smarty comments or humiliation... give it straight back.. Good lad I think for saying it 😉

  • @gilbertdirt541
    @gilbertdirt541 4 роки тому +35

    Jesus more than half of these people could probably get deals if they knew how to valuate a business

    • @TangIsLife
      @TangIsLife 4 роки тому

      Roderick Cyr They probably fear not getting a spot on the show with a low valuation

  • @christophercantrell2821
    @christophercantrell2821 4 роки тому +148

    Jenny is like every woman who has ever been in my life, out.

  • @houseofcool07
    @houseofcool07 5 років тому +256

    Jenny: Great product! Looks great and tastes great - can see it doing well. I like tea tho so I'm out ✌

  • @singularity844
    @singularity844 3 роки тому +11

    “Are YOU delusional?” When he said that to the dragon he lost me

  • @MightyJonE
    @MightyJonE 5 років тому +36

    “Touker Suleyman finds it hard to swallow”. Ooh, matron, it’s Carry On Up The Dragon!
    The coffee puns are strong in this clip

  • @socialdistancingpolice6403
    @socialdistancingpolice6403 3 роки тому +31

    Rory is a humble Seaweed hunter🙏 #TeamRory

    • @chaiandparleg
      @chaiandparleg 10 місяців тому +2

      I would like to see a show based on Rory - the seaweed hunter

  • @1Chasg
    @1Chasg 5 років тому +76

    Just in time for lunch baby!!

  • @Garycarlyle
    @Garycarlyle 5 років тому +96

    He seems to be doing well. Great website. Plenty of media attention and good reviews.

    • @sugs1191
      @sugs1191 2 роки тому +1

      Do you have a link

  • @ccgb92
    @ccgb92 5 років тому +55

    "coffee was great, but what you proposed was nuts" my god jenny is a savage lmaoo

    • @DarkCreed
      @DarkCreed 5 років тому +5

      No. She actually wanted to invest in peanuts.

    • @thestarshavefallen
      @thestarshavefallen 5 років тому +1

      Jenny's PR manager John Miller takes to the internet but after a few posts decides he's out.

    • @ccgb92
      @ccgb92 5 років тому +1

      @@thestarshavefallen LOLOL

    • @PULVERIZER01
      @PULVERIZER01 5 місяців тому

      She's not just a savage....
      She's out.

  • @Mariazellerbahn
    @Mariazellerbahn 5 років тому +10

    4:23 UNFAIR. Blue Mountain is a RARE coffee and so costs more. All of this guys other coffees are about a third of the Blue Mountain price. He should have brought that up .... unless the other coffees aren't anywhere near as good.

  • @GAZArts
    @GAZArts 5 років тому +180

    Jenny: "Great tasting coffee... BUT... coffee gives me the squits, and for that reason, I'm out"

    • @DEATHFLY187
      @DEATHFLY187 5 років тому +1

      "And 2 stone lighter"

    • @elizabethbower2168
      @elizabethbower2168 5 років тому

      Does she ever invest in anything…?

    • @Hi-kq1vi
      @Hi-kq1vi 5 років тому

      @@elizabethbower2168 Butt plugs-why she keeps squirming around.

    • @cashewpistachio1826
      @cashewpistachio1826 4 роки тому +1

      SQUIRTY SQUIRTY! JENNY'S GOT THE SQUIRTS! OOH LA LA!

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 4 роки тому +1

      *Touker, banging on the bathroom door* :"Jenny, are you still in there?!"
      *Distant voice from down the hallway* :"I'm out!"

  • @fank72001
    @fank72001 4 роки тому +9

    Touker: "You found a place on Oxford Street? Why don't you use my office space?"

  • @leveluplifestyle5727
    @leveluplifestyle5727 5 років тому +9

    5th wave we're only on wave 3 in the US. Also that's a normal price on Jamaica Blue Mountain it's typically $50 a pound.

  • @VisualiseTheFun
    @VisualiseTheFun 4 роки тому +62

    Jenny: A coffee bean assaulted my dad when I was nine, and so for that reason, *I'm out*

  • @therantingboy
    @therantingboy 5 років тому +42

    The rates alone on that building on probably Hanway St would be 50K a week.

    • @tokyodoru
      @tokyodoru 5 років тому +2

      True

    • @therestaurantguru1961
      @therestaurantguru1961 5 років тому +1

      That is the funniest thing i have heard all week,
      Depending on the size of the unit, the RENT might be a lot but he won't need the whole building will he?
      £500k rent for a large prime site by Berkeley Square.....so Hanway might be closer to £100k

  • @pcadamtaylor4262
    @pcadamtaylor4262 5 років тому +9

    so honoured to know dragons den is strong and continuing because this is intresting and helps people out and is good knowledge and topic

  • @chris_thornton
    @chris_thornton 5 років тому +120

    *Hears Lift Going Up*
    Jenny: “I’m out”

  • @thegadgetzone
    @thegadgetzone 5 років тому +71

    This is just normal Jamaican coffee from blue mountain lol English people have no clue lol

    • @ArK-ch6er
      @ArK-ch6er 4 роки тому +29

      Exactly! Roasting technique commonly used in third country and is taken or promoted as "premium" in the UK.

    • @JehanineMelmoth
      @JehanineMelmoth 4 роки тому +3

      We have terrible tea too.

    • @LS-bw7jt
      @LS-bw7jt 4 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @MrSuchasoorma
      @MrSuchasoorma 4 роки тому +1

      Yh Indian do the same

    • @tomben6180
      @tomben6180 4 роки тому +7

      “English people have no clue”
      English people aren’t buying it ffs.

  • @nifralo2752
    @nifralo2752 5 років тому +32

    "Coffees was great what you've proposed is nuts" that's was actually quite witty.

  • @LegendJ0e4
    @LegendJ0e4 5 років тому +48

    "5 fearsome dragons await" dont you mean 4? jennys only there for the free samples XDD

    • @thealien_ali3382
      @thealien_ali3382 5 років тому +3

      She is really wealthy but has a mind set of a banker she wants a quick invest and quick gain like a banker.

  • @HAZ5050
    @HAZ5050 5 років тому +43

    Why does everyone always bully Touker? This guy asks if he's delusional, the Dr Asif says "Who is Touker?"
    It's funny but it's always touker. Never anyone else

    • @ethanmorgaan
      @ethanmorgaan 5 років тому +11

      Tuka: "Are you delusional!?"
      "Are you?"
      *Sorry, what?*

    • @stormchild831
      @stormchild831 5 років тому +4

      Looks like, Touker, toouka lot of stick in his life,maybe .. !

    • @mohammedqadir1913
      @mohammedqadir1913 5 років тому +6

      because he keeps offering office space

    • @hoggybhoy1967
      @hoggybhoy1967 5 років тому

      @@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock heavy scheme boy

    • @Hi-kq1vi
      @Hi-kq1vi 5 років тому +1

      @@stormchild831 Probably because it is like they just parachuted in a multi-millionaire that looks like Theo but with half his wealth.

  • @TheNewyorkstar
    @TheNewyorkstar 5 років тому +38

    the brother had some flows with his pitch but the coffee is something special. I have seen people paying £5 for the same little cup the dragon used. many coffee enthusiasts would pay that much with no doubt but It will take time to build the business and the price has to be a bit affordable. but the roasting technique is not new invention, every habesha mum can do it with her eyes cloth

    • @Hi-kq1vi
      @Hi-kq1vi 5 років тому +13

      I love the way he made out he was the only person in the UK capable of doing it or finding out how to do it, like it is some ancient sacred thing that only 3 people in the world know.

    • @felathar1985
      @felathar1985 4 роки тому

      @Creatotron i can drink gourmet quality coffee for like 2 quid...

    • @adamburling9551
      @adamburling9551 2 роки тому +1

      @@felathar1985 likewise. Ruta Maya coffee.. And I get a 2.2 Lb bag of beans for 19 dollars.

    • @felathar1985
      @felathar1985 2 роки тому

      @@adamburling9551 Exactly

  • @jochenheiden
    @jochenheiden Рік тому +3

    I’m so addicted to this show. I’m binge watching it. How did I never hear about this show until June 2023?

  • @RedHook94
    @RedHook94 4 роки тому +32

    I like how his wife ducked out as soon as she made the coffee lol I'm pretty sure she heard his speech before they went in and she was like yeah hubby sorry you on own.

  • @Nameless_h_007
    @Nameless_h_007 4 роки тому +36

    He’s greedy, 19 pounds for a 100 grams sounds like a scheme.

    • @Snowbound2643
      @Snowbound2643 4 роки тому

      Nougiyyy

    • @vienogola1421
      @vienogola1421 3 роки тому

      No it isn't... it's coffee collected in the mountains by blue back gorillas. That's why it's pricey...it isn't easy training these gorillas to pick coffee.

  • @DennisRegling
    @DennisRegling 4 роки тому +7

    Why does the camera always pan to the monopoly money?

  • @raselalam2556
    @raselalam2556 4 роки тому +10

    Asking a Dragon if they're delusional is asking to get burnt

  • @ketchup5344
    @ketchup5344 5 років тому +10

    "Take a licking and keep on ticking"
    best thing ive heard all day

  • @Technicallyimright
    @Technicallyimright 5 років тому +127

    “No going back now”
    *music intensifies*
    “Hi I’m Jenny and I’m out”

    • @purelight6663
      @purelight6663 5 років тому +3

      Your comment is ridiculous and repetitive

    • @pinkunicorn7035
      @pinkunicorn7035 5 років тому +3

      Pure Light
      Your face is ridiculous and repetitive

  • @conorkevinodwyer4068
    @conorkevinodwyer4068 4 роки тому +9

    Jenny: I've drank all my coffee, I'm out.

  • @timberlande774
    @timberlande774 Рік тому +6

    I bought their coffee after seeing this, this is genuinely the best coffee I have ever had

  • @lizclegg7556
    @lizclegg7556 5 років тому +8

    Deborah seemed quite angry, I don't think she liked his attitude.

  • @Stukenny46
    @Stukenny46 5 років тому +15

    In the next episode we find out if Touker Suleyman really is "delusional"......

  • @redondowarrior3470
    @redondowarrior3470 5 років тому +52

    Dragons den whilst on the shitter is my routine. It’s extremely relaxing 😌

    • @redondowarrior3470
      @redondowarrior3470 4 роки тому +4

      Sean Wilkinson you got problems pal!

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 4 роки тому +2

      Redondowarrior has come to the comment section today, looking to gain a new toilet roll, for an exchange of a 75% share of the information about his toiletry habits.

    • @redondowarrior3470
      @redondowarrior3470 4 роки тому +2

      Kecu Kraftwork lemme guess, you are looking for a 100% share of all information related to my toilet habits and for that reason you out! 😂

    • @Why_vern
      @Why_vern 4 роки тому

      Dare I say that's where I was whilst watching this 😆

  • @SanithMohanCase305
    @SanithMohanCase305 5 років тому +16

    "Wake up and smell the Coffee" :P

    • @houdini5538
      @houdini5538 5 років тому +1

      wolf 305 The narrator never fails to deliver excellent puns and sayings

  • @techbaffle
    @techbaffle 5 років тому +30

    *Jenny:* 'Coffee was great. Free coffee is even better... so I'm out'

  • @mparryuk52
    @mparryuk52 5 років тому +15

    4:39 Get yourself ready for THE best comeback of the whole show, ever!

  • @mr.eeggbert1340
    @mr.eeggbert1340 5 років тому +21

    Like the way his premium is half Starbucks prices

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +1

      A British pound is like $2.50 US.

    • @mr.eeggbert1340
      @mr.eeggbert1340 4 роки тому

      @@elbruces im from britsn but thought it was shark tank

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +2

      Shark Tank isn't filmed in a dingy abandoned warehouse.

    • @mr.eeggbert1340
      @mr.eeggbert1340 4 роки тому

      @@elbruces fair point

  • @tokyodoru
    @tokyodoru 5 років тому +15

    Jenny 'the coffee is amazing theres gonna be revolution, im out'

  • @joeq7247
    @joeq7247 5 років тому +6

    Jenny: and for that reason, I’m ou.:,”HAVE I mentioned oUr graDe 1 coffeE”

  • @chriskelly1906
    @chriskelly1906 5 років тому +29

    BBC voice over: "coming up at 7, Drago..."
    Jenny: "'I'm out"

  • @dimitriham2965
    @dimitriham2965 5 років тому +8

    "I'm Jenny... And for that reason I'm out!"

  • @csf5755
    @csf5755 5 років тому +20

    I watched this video whilst sipping on my Nescafé Gold ☕️

    • @personalpc7439
      @personalpc7439 5 років тому +2

      Lidl gold here...

    • @mau5pilot854
      @mau5pilot854 5 років тому +1

      Bit of Coffee Mate in there and ahhhhhhh lovely 😊

    • @gregoryashton
      @gregoryashton 5 років тому +6

      You’re all heathens! Try Lavazza!

    • @northernstar5941
      @northernstar5941 5 років тому +3

      Merely grade 3 coffee...you need grade 1!

    • @69_MK
      @69_MK 5 років тому +1

      i want grade 0 coffee

  • @TheKeggie
    @TheKeggie 5 років тому +5

    This would have been a good investment and the price point for the coffee wouldn't have deterred people on oxford road. Also its on trend too of people who no longer drink alcohol but moving to more interesting beverages like this one. Peter was right about outfitting a very basic shop although the figure of £10k was too low but £25 could have been doable depending on how much of a deposit he had to put down for renting the premises.

  • @VlerkeDamne
    @VlerkeDamne 2 роки тому +8

    4:39 Impressive the way they handled this situation. Both called each other delusional but instead of escalating they 'put it to the side'. Respect!

  • @aworldofpureimagination914
    @aworldofpureimagination914 5 років тому +8

    "Hi I'm Jenny, I don't drink liquids, so I'm out."

  • @narcissus6350
    @narcissus6350 5 років тому +65

    No one’s commenting the “Are you delusional?” response back to Suleyman??

    • @RR-vg5hg
      @RR-vg5hg 5 років тому +30

      Narcissus well, the dragons think they can hurl abuse at anyone who comes up those lifts, nice to hear them get it back the rich slobs

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 5 років тому +2

      Couldn't believe it wtf

    • @inushkax4784
      @inushkax4784 5 років тому

      @@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock :DD

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +2

      @@RR-vg5hg
      Those oeople are there to ask them for money so...

    • @peterjones3445
      @peterjones3445 4 роки тому

      Its important to stand up to the Dragons. No matter how much money they have. Self respect is priceless and after all, Tookas asked him if he was delusional first which was disrespectful. Good on him for saying the exact same thing back to him

  • @dopeytripod
    @dopeytripod 5 років тому +10

    Entrepreneur: I want money
    Jenny: I'm out

  • @SanithMohanCase305
    @SanithMohanCase305 5 років тому +6

    Jenny would've been in trouble if Rebel had indeed revised his offer to 30000 for 30%.

  • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
    @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 5 років тому +13

    "Are *you* dillusional?" 😂🤙🏾

  • @Samara.Weaving
    @Samara.Weaving 5 років тому +61

    *Jenny:*
    "I'm in"
    *Jenny:*
    "Sorry, slip of the tongue, I'm out."

    • @Divided-Kingdom
      @Divided-Kingdom 5 років тому

      Harsh. But funny 😄

    • @BroskiRIP
      @BroskiRIP 5 років тому

      What's tounge? If you're going to mock a woman with an IQ of 165 then at least get your spelling right.

    • @BroskiRIP
      @BroskiRIP 5 років тому

      @@shirewark It made me feel supreme thanks pal. The moral here is if you're going to mock a stud lady then at least spell simple words correctly, otherwise you'll look like a prat!

    • @BroskiRIP
      @BroskiRIP 5 років тому

      @@shirewark Just make sure to spell your insults correctly my friend!

    • @maryfiaola3686
      @maryfiaola3686 5 років тому

      lol ! fk off jenny

  • @lordhiten
    @lordhiten 3 роки тому +3

    The Dragons have their own unique roasting method.

  • @YourMissingEyeBrow
    @YourMissingEyeBrow 5 років тому +4

    "I'm authentic. Give me your money!"

  • @Denizen36
    @Denizen36 4 роки тому +7

    Its concerning how addicting this show is

  • @theawokendragonPete
    @theawokendragonPete 2 роки тому +4

    Watching this is even funnier if you don't drink coffee

  • @felinewanderer89
    @felinewanderer89 2 місяці тому +1

    Here 4 years later and Boun Beans is still in business.

  • @Clavinovaman
    @Clavinovaman 5 років тому +5

    2:02: Tuka always makes that face when he tastes something whether he likes it or not...

  • @supremacy3378
    @supremacy3378 5 років тому +42

    I can't stop staring at Tej's nose

    • @verysurvival
      @verysurvival 5 років тому +5

      Supremacy 3 I’d invest in his unique nose

    • @shawnmcdoge2215
      @shawnmcdoge2215 4 роки тому +3

      Glad I'm not the only one lol

    • @joeok522
      @joeok522 4 роки тому +1

      @Mrs Grotbag Looks like it was broken and got bent to the right while healing. It just looks weird because the bend is facing the camera straight on.

  • @beechy006
    @beechy006 5 років тому +6

    Wow couldn’t even blame Jenny for being out of this one!

  • @Hawd
    @Hawd 3 роки тому +3

    Toukar: If you said you wanted to open a coffee brewing plant, I would offer you office space.
    Deborah: Did Ethiopia grant you a patent?
    Jenny: I'm out like Ethiopia's electricity.
    Peter: Maybe this coffee will be like that sauce.