Schulz Wedding: Who WASN’T Invited | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- 0:30 - Wedding gifts
15:00 - wedding recap
33:30 - Patton Oswalt and Dave Chappelle
47:35 - Akaash’s upcoming comedy special
56:30 - comedians who WEREN’T invited to the wedding
1:17:00 - Jake and Logan Paul vs Mayweather and Dana White
1:37:45 - Antonio Brown
1:52:00 - Ghislaine Maxwell GUILTY
Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy.
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.
Being a longtime listener of this pod honestly feels like we one of the boys. Congrats on the wedding Andrew!
Day 1 fan literally 😭 I remember when they B only talked about sports and tried to just keep the conversation about sports
If u remember kaz u been listening
But you wasnt invited! Hahaha
@@micxeymonday7290 been here since old brilliant idiots days, the tax stone days lol.
@@gomezagb as someone who was not there in the early days, but has listened to the entire, and i mean entire, flagrant catalog within the last 4 months, even tho the podcast is still good, it was a loss, that he left
5:12 "that's his gift to you.... excuses!" Aakash coming in clutch 😂😂😂
Akash always comes with heat
He had another banger 'recently' after that. When he says "what are you a bitches birthday?" I laughed hard at that. I don't remember what Andrew said for that reply but it was great
"Name one thing a white man can't have" "okay... an opinion" 😂😂😂 that was fire akaash
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind what
@@AgendaInMind go start a family bruh
Idk it's pretty early maybe like 30 minutes in, it's a stand up clip from his special promo
Ino it’s a joke but there’s actually racist s who believe that
Legit rooting for Akaash and this special! He’s a funny genuine dude and deserves the success he got
Sounds like it’s gonna be 🔥
His the worst and extremely hard to listen too...... Andrew needs to get rid of him
@@shaneDylan33 you must be new listener.
Dudes a bum
@@key2thecitypromotions903 Nope
I love the fact that the guys come from completely different backgrounds and all found common ground in roasting each other to the ground. What being bros is all about
They need a mexican
Agreed Ricky well said
Guys being dudes and dudes being bros
@@Peprahism I’d gladly be that Mexican 😂
@@rickyyg26 forreal a Latino would definitely add to the unique dynamic they got goin, to have someone to hold it down for South America
Theres something HILARIOUS about Schultz and Akaash living together in their 60s and then both crossing their legs
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind the end of ww1 had everything to do with the British developing tanks that could finally allow a way to end the stalemate created through trench warfare fortified with heavy machine guns and artillery barrages.
All the illnesses did was make the war that much worse, the attrition of trench warfare to both sides didn’t end the war nor did an increased attrition attributed to disease.
Please don’t speak in history if you know jack shit about history, it makes any points you have (wether they’re GOOD or not) completely irrelevant because all people can remember is the bullshit you said in the sentence before it.
@@AgendaInMind oh and also nobody was in “fear” of bombing during ww1. There werent any bombing campaigns, that was ww2….
@@AgendaInMind yeah, and it also during this period when Akaash and Andrew hit their 60s finally moved in together....🤨😅
Duuude don’t get me started
Proud to see Akaash with the confidence boost 🔥 ya boy is next up ! Congrats to Schulzy too it feels like I’ve watched this guy grow up in the past 5 years and he’s 9 years older than me 😭
💪💪💪😅
I just realized it... every "Flagrant 2" episode is like an episode of Seinfeld. "The Podcast About Nothing!" Schulz is Jerry, Akaash is Elaine, Alex is George, Mark is Kramer, Dove is Newman! 😭😭😭
Pin this ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🤯🤯
Nailed it lad 😂
Lol don’t let Andrew hear you.
lol except Seinfeld sucked and was never really funny. You just insulted the Flagrancy so bad they'll need a helicopter to put out those flames
Akash was fire this episode, he came through with the best gifts and jokes!
Deadass
Should have been Bitcoin thoo
@@teachingtechnologyy what was the crypto he bought for Andrew that he mentioned in this episode?
@@raulhernandez6782 Like NFTs and FTX
His once a year 20 point game
"He took away his bride's shine on her most important day" best burn of the episode
Schulz dressed like a gay receptionist at an art gallery
It’s insane that dov thought his lack of gift would be acceptable 😂
It's insane you still bringing up dov aft r andrew made a complete ass of his self trying to call somebody out for doing the same thing he did and worse 🤣🤣
Aakash dropped 50 this EP. Dude dropped so many bangers
Y’all don’t know how much I needed this. Covid beating my ass and I needed some entertainment
Hang in there bro. That New Year Cron-Cron got me too
Giggles and rest. All the best.
hahaha facts😂
@@arinazareth165 😂😂
@@bluesmama3726 facts much needed
I was getting flagrant withdrawals. Glad the boys are back
Man it’s great to start off my work week with a good laugh throughout the podcast. Sometimes the pod is even better without having topics to talk about and y’all just bullshitting talking haha. Congrats on the wedding Andrew!
Appreciate you guys more than you all could ever imagine, have had a terrible past few days and can always rely on Tuesday night Flagrant to make me feel better. Congrats Andrew and godspeed Akaash on the special, desi pride!!!!
Hope somebody gave Andrew some pants that fit for his wedding
Didnt he have that bit about the kid with hovering jeans that don’t fit being a school shooter? Lol
Didnt he have that bit about the kid with hovering jeans that don’t fit being a school shooter? Lol
Didnt he have that bit about the kid with hovering jeans that don’t fit being a school shooter? Lol
Didnt he have that bit about the kid with hovering jeans that don’t fit being a school shooter? Lol
I like how Akaash can keep Andrew in check sometimes! Great pod as usual 🙌
thats why this pod is so good they keep each other in check so it feels like a conversation rather than famous people just saying shit. Like Rogan now doesn't feel like an interview anymore, I really miss that.
@@ajwaddanwarr3409 rogan has nobody to check him and its obnoxious, a bunch of dickriders will not turn you into a good person
Yo y’all the best gets me thru the rough times!!
Stay up, fam. 👌
The flagrancy is getting better every episode. Let’s goooo!!
Congrats on the marriage! And loved bringing in the new year with you the Boston show was amazing!
It was glorious
Been having dreams about the flagrant fam cuz I’ve been having withdrawals (even though I saw Schulzy live last week and the week before..) so I’m happy the boys are back. Especially Mark.
Fire trailer Akash but.... I did notice u had the Patton Oswald “I’m thoughtfully writing” clip in there lmao 😂
Loved Schulz and flagrant for years now and I remember never being a huge fan of Akaash in the beginning….now he’s dropping BOMBS every pod and has me cracking up. KEEP IT UP AKAASH!!
Man Akaash looking straight to schulz and telling him to open his coinbase wallet, damn that was fire
Holla to Aakash. I’ve been watching and your game has gotten significantly better. I know I’ve been trashin but it’s coming from a place of love. Kill it brother.
I can see Andrew is genuinely excited about your special and soo am I!
Happy new year to you guys and congratulations Schulzy ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Nothing but love and excitement for Akaash and his special!
The crypto gift made me tear up … I love that. True friend… get you a friend like that.
What crypto did he buy him?
@@raulhernandez6782 some shitcoin
As a lineman they are 100% right about linemen with concussions. Couple seasons ago I got taken out for the whole last half the season and everyone thought I was faking it because it wasn’t a single hit that took me out just one day in practice my head was booming and then died down eventually before bed and then the next day I practiced and EVERY play my helmet smashes into the other players helmet and then just halfway through practice I just was feeling it all over again and went to my trainer. My head didn’t stop hurting from that day, literally halfway through the season, until like 2 weeks after the season ended. I would feel worst if there were loud noises or bright lights. I thought at one point this pain would just never go, and I got it not from one hit but just from years of hitting my head every single play as I block aggressive and get myself in there
Damn bro, how about now man? Any lasting effects that you've noticed since then? Take care of your brain, I got knocked out once and my balance was kinda off for a couple days but I think the repeated hits is actually worse for you
Feel you dawg. Different story but a few several concussions got me feelin stupid
Might want to get an mri if you had bad symptoms, I had to
Ol
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Been waiting on a new episode for weeks! Congratulations on the wedding again!
Can't wait for the Akaash special. Get ready Mark, you're up next.
Akaash’s joke about Mile’s wedding gift made me laugh so hard 😂 And the way Andrew talks about Mark’s wedding gift is so funny.
Akash was on fire this episode!
Akaash’s gift was true friend shit! ✊🏿
(But Dove being the priest for the wedding is a gift too 🙏🏿)
Facts, but nah for Dove. It was nice though.
53:00 As an Indian living in Canada, this is Relatable AF. I feel sometimes that just because you are Indian you get rejected and then you gotta choose sides (Black or white) to fit in.
Hyped for this akash special!
Aakash came in clutch 😂😂 hella smooth
Aakash on point in this one. Been listening or a long time now, and this is one of the most feel-good episodes ever.
I don’t know what episode but a little after Mark’s wedding they talked about how Shultz didn’t give a present and he explained paid time off was it. It was brought up but he still decided not to do anything
a sign of growth
I saw Bobby Lee tweet about not being invited 🤣🤣
I love this podcast because these men are genuine, they all hold each other in check
I'm so glad my husband and I didn't write our own vows. Sounds way to stressful. My husband's baseball coach married us and made it very personal to both of us and then we both wrote a letter to eachother to open up on our first anniversary. That was perfect.
Now that does sound way better and far more intimate than public vows, thanks for the idea if I ever decide to take that plunge one day with Mr. and/or Ms. right
How is writing your vows stressful? What do you vow to do for your husband/wife? Makes no sense what you’re saying
Congratulations brother.....so happy for you and so proud of you Schulzyyyyyyyy!
Letsss goooo akash our Desi boy keeping it 💯 waiting for special to drop 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
I’ve been following y’all for a while and one of the things that I love the most is how balanced you guys all seem. You always seem to be happy besides the jokes and the laughs, but on this episode Andrew is just on another level. You can feel how happy he is about this decision and I just want to say from a stranger on the internet. Congratulations, my boy, you made it.
This was an insanely good podcast. & Akaash went off with the jokes in this
Andrew the married man was in RARE form on this one. Congrats on the wedding!
Shulz looks like he does stand up on a cruise for old people
Getting married in May, hearing about his wedding is getting me very excited for my own!
Happy New Years guys! Can’t wait to see all the great things y’all do this year! Also congrats Andrew on the wedding:)
Moving from audio to visual every week has made this pod so much more enjoyable. Only listening you miss like half of the funnies. Y’all faces boi.🤣🤣🤣
Not Dove writing off his good deeds/services to Schulz as wedding gifts 🤦🏾♂️
1:14:49 “oh just violate her personal space I got you” 😂😂😂😂😂 top 5 pod moments of all time
I laughed so hard last night!t! That was my first comedy show.
I loved it!! I was so nervous having seats close to the stage, I just knew I would be targeted, for no good reason. Happy it was her that got tagged, Great show. Come back soon.
You guys kill it every time favourite pod to have on laugh the whole way through. You have to do a show in the UK! Keep it going guys amazing stuff.
Idk why but Andrew looking at the Polaroid pictures and finding them beautiful was so fucking nice and wholesome 😂
Happy New Years boys. Best & most consistent group podcast out!!!
What happens if Dove runs bricked up against a wall?? His nose hits the wall
No chill they were already flaming his ass 😂
Love Akaash’s positivity - we are done with victim culture!
That Rolex Daytona is a masterpiece. Joe really is an amazing friend 💯
you know he had to pull a few strings to get the nice version QUICKLY
Congrats Schultz wish you an the wife nothing but happiness that’s awesome man !!!
Been the best pod out there for awhile now. Y’all please never stop making this masterpiece of a show. Congrats Andrew!!
I was hype to see the special after the trailer and then y’all did this 20 minute seminar about it . Felt like a time share.
Big up to akaash ...how good he has got a these one take/live adverts..can see the improvement Big man in the last few months
Congratulations and best wishes to both of you.
Congrats Andrew!! As a South African Indian I 100% get and agree with what Akaash is saying! Looking forward to the special.
Yayyyy!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Congratulations Schulzy!!!!! Missed my flagrant fam!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Alexx’s laugh is like gasoline to a fire 😂 TAHA
I’m a new listener, so happy that I found this ! Great examples of what a man is !
Dove has the easiest job. All he does it find the cheapest price of things and keeps it over their heads. He truly believe that if wasn’t for him getting a discount they would be in a worst position, when in reality they don’t need him. 😂
That random yell/laugh at 11:02 🤣
Schultz looks like the bad guy you see in cartoons.
“Look at me, I’m rabbi Dove” took me out 😭😭😂😂😂😂
Been waiting for his special
20:28 watching Akash finally get the joke.
I've been watching this show for too long. I don't have those type of inside jokes with some of my family
Who's got the time stamp on when he talks about the people he didn't invite
20:50
" Oh just violate her personal space, oh I gotcha" LOL funniest shit this episode.
Akaash’s special’s name is 🔥
The audio quality in this episode is really good!! Needed this for the tony hawk pod. 😭
There is no key to my building grow up my friend lol 😅🤣
i love how much andrew flip flips with absolute conviction
What’s that promo song??
Love the whole crew. Akaash, hope the best for your special.
schulzy got that fresh adolf cut
Super props to Akaash, for being Akaash .
Bro that Akaash special is gonna be amazing ! I hope it does NUMBERS !! Dude deserves it, he’s a killer and humble as hell, he used to send me free tickets just for hitting him up on Twitter all the time. So did shculz so forever a grateful fan.
After hearing about Oswalt shitting on Gillis, I had to look into it and also found that Jeselnik was shitting on Gillis and... man, there's nothing more hypocritical than Jeselnik saying what another comedian did "wasn't funny" and "just offensive for no reason." I would open-hand slap the shit out of Jeselnik for that alone.
😂 I know. At least we have Schulz and Tim Dillon to carry offensive comedy
I still reached to 1h to the podcast. But I had to comment. Damn Aakash, appreciate your perspective for Indians. Hope your special does some special work for you.
Surely I will share as much as possible I can. (Cause tbh I love flagrant🤷🏻♂️)
great post!
Preach Akash! Love it bro!
I'm super hyped for the special!
Get em Akaash… can’t wait for the special
Congrats Schulz!! I’ve got my wedding in October and you reminded me to get to work on them vows!
Best episode yet, straight up, congrats andrew! Dove just give him turtle doves like that home alone 2 moment, and mark go get yours son
There back!!! Hell ya love the show
I came back to this podcast to check how Akash's gift is doing now?
This has got to be one of the best episodes. Like Dov is that one friend you love to hate but he is your homie forever.
I’m just glad Flagrant 2 exists.
We’re in a lockdown here in Toronto as of Midnight. You should talk to your promoter