Conor McGregor Punches Trans Rapper | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

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  • @masterdinosawr
    @masterdinosawr 3 роки тому +583

    Andrew talking about how calm he is only to be destroyed by everyone for 25 minutes causing him to rage is gold
    Hahahahah

    • @Thewhiskeyalphazulu
      @Thewhiskeyalphazulu 3 роки тому +16

      NO ONE drank water before the industrial revolution 🤣

    • @Alex-ms1tt
      @Alex-ms1tt 3 роки тому +12

      Bruh I love it when they don't agree with him cause he gets so pissed 😆

    • @masterdinosawr
      @masterdinosawr 3 роки тому +3

      @@Alex-ms1tt it's so good cause they usually side with him on everything haha

    • @Alex-ms1tt
      @Alex-ms1tt 3 роки тому +3

      @@masterdinosawr that's why I also loved the episode with Shaub cause he disagreed allot with him and really made him re think stuff he said lol

    • @WillFly4Food23
      @WillFly4Food23 3 роки тому +2

      @@Thewhiskeyalphazulu he's not wrong though everyone drank primarily beer/wine/milk water would be mixed with those things because the alcohol could kill the bad parasites and other contaminates.

  • @campaigner8549
    @campaigner8549 3 роки тому +75

    Schulz : "I learned how to fix my crazy"
    Schulz : "The Colosseum wasn't even impressive to make"

  • @coltonlopez5265
    @coltonlopez5265 3 роки тому +1385

    How does Andrew start the podcast with “I’ve figured out how to fix my crazy” and then go on the craziest rant about romans stealing baby animals

    • @izzybear9015
      @izzybear9015 3 роки тому +13

      Thirty years is a man is insane advantage

    • @taylorslade6978
      @taylorslade6978 3 роки тому +13

      Rank Animal Maximum speed
      17 Quarter Horse 88.5 km/h (55.0 mph)
      19 Lion 80.5 km/h (50.0 mph)

    • @Anouyz
      @Anouyz 3 роки тому +6

      @@taylorslade6978 yeah but which one do you think is better in the african savannah

    • @seantorres4787
      @seantorres4787 3 роки тому +10

      @@taylorslade6978 these ain’t kentucky race horses buddy, these roman horses with supplies & people riding on top of them. use ya brain

    • @taylorslade6978
      @taylorslade6978 3 роки тому +7

      @@seantorres4787 Kentucky races horses are probably descendents of the Arabian Berber horses they bred and used.
      "For the chariot racers of Rome, one particular breed of horse was prized above all else: the Berber. It had a convex-shaped head, and a powerful neck that enabled it to pull the chariots at great speed."
      "The Berber may have had more influence on the racing breeds throughout the world than any other horse except the Arabian."
      The Romans had very specialised and skilled horses, trained for combat, work and speed. Also if you were the lion carrier, I'm sure you would use your fastest horse, take the packs off and choose a light rider. Even then they would be about the same top speed, except horses have way more endurance... So don't know what your point is. I would say the problem is a lion tends to live in a pack, so your not only dealing with one chasing you.

  • @michaelschott891
    @michaelschott891 3 роки тому +77

    When Andrew was impressed with the giraffe cage but not the coliseum I was crying laughing 💀💀

  • @VincentAmbrosioSalad
    @VincentAmbrosioSalad 3 роки тому +901

    The best is when Andrew backs himself into a corner and everyone is going at him😂😂

    • @lilkam3562
      @lilkam3562 3 роки тому +59

      It’s even better watching himself work himself out of the corner successfully

    • @papasweed.dispenseria5977
      @papasweed.dispenseria5977 3 роки тому +26

      @@lilkam3562 he didn't tho, just tried to laugh it off

    • @jemiiam
      @jemiiam 3 роки тому +7

      It's even better when he works himself out of the corner and then everybody agrees with him

    • @DutchmanRadio
      @DutchmanRadio 3 роки тому +15

      The thing about water is true, beer and cider were actually drinks to quench thirst because they were cleaned

    • @maskerritt0
      @maskerritt0 3 роки тому +8

      @@DutchmanRadio yup and water carried bacteria, which alcohol would prevent in other beverages.

  • @lunebach1487
    @lunebach1487 3 роки тому +332

    The confidence Andrew has while being completely incontrovertibly wrong is almost admirable.

    • @vibintbh4793
      @vibintbh4793 3 роки тому +4

      wrong about ?

    • @scottdodge6979
      @scottdodge6979 3 роки тому +30

      He's not completely wrong regarding the water thing

    • @JonathanC199
      @JonathanC199 3 роки тому +2

      @@scottdodge6979 yep people forget about how nasty water is.

    • @scottdodge6979
      @scottdodge6979 3 роки тому +6

      @@JonathanC199 yup, theres a reason Armies use to issue a ration of rum or wine.

    • @enporter
      @enporter 3 роки тому

      @@vibintbh4793 Translucent paper cannot and will never become completely clear with current technology. The assumptions he makes are laughable. Once you factor in the heat density it will become to hot anyways so who would want that

  • @tl5215
    @tl5215 3 роки тому +114

    “Oh rich people drink water” *sips liquid death*

  • @yogainda
    @yogainda 3 роки тому +146

    best way to end 2021 would be to bring Rogan on the podcast .

    • @checksoverstripes2498
      @checksoverstripes2498 3 роки тому +2

      FACTS

    • @vibintbh4793
      @vibintbh4793 3 роки тому +6

      would be nice but goodluck getting rogan to come all the way from texas to NY😂😂

    • @Rick_James
      @Rick_James 3 роки тому +3

      Lol except rogan does do anyone else’s studio anymore.

    • @elemenz888
      @elemenz888 3 роки тому +4

      He won't/can't.... spotify pussy whipped him. They won't let him on here to talk crazy shit and hurt spotifys rep

  • @M3diocr3-913
    @M3diocr3-913 3 роки тому +336

    Andrew: you’re gonna come back as a Muslim emperor.
    Akash: if I really wanna punish them I’ll have them catch baby tigers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

    • @rafaeljohns9880
      @rafaeljohns9880 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah definitely got a literal "LOL" from me haha

    • @jeffmartin9212
      @jeffmartin9212 3 роки тому +3

      The student becomes the master

    • @apidas
      @apidas 3 роки тому +1

      timestamp 32:29

  • @brandonsierra3983
    @brandonsierra3983 3 роки тому +198

    Andrew Schulz handled the beginning of this podcast perfectly. Fucking hilarious he just got funnier, most people would feel trapped and shutdown but he just went harder and got funnier

    • @unknownsoldier1982
      @unknownsoldier1982 3 роки тому +7

      It was the exact opposite, it became a lie and disingenuous, corny , and easy , do better !

    • @brandonsierra3983
      @brandonsierra3983 3 роки тому +13

      @@unknownsoldier1982 Whole Pod was hilarious IMO couldnt of been much better

    • @unknownsoldier1982
      @unknownsoldier1982 3 роки тому +1

      @@brandonsierra3983 wrong

    • @echo645
      @echo645 3 роки тому +6

      @@unknownsoldier1982 M im Steven i tell people on the internet whats good and bad M, dude get a life

    • @holyfook1238
      @holyfook1238 3 роки тому +5

      @@unknownsoldier1982 Man's said wrong when it's an opinion lmfao.

  • @_Moka_8
    @_Moka_8 3 роки тому +250

    "YOU NEVER SEEN A BULL GIRAFFE FIGHT?!" is hilarious

    • @RockShoxLoon
      @RockShoxLoon 3 роки тому +7

      Possibly the most Bryan Callen sentence ever.

    • @rynecology
      @rynecology 3 роки тому +2

      Hey, them things ARE wild af though, man.

    • @supershiba8346
      @supershiba8346 3 роки тому +8

      He said they act like Will Smith's daughter 😂

    • @Usergx-3047
      @Usergx-3047 3 роки тому +4

      They fight with their necks and hind kick lions in the head and can decapitate them by doing so. Giraffes ain’t a joke

    • @rynecology
      @rynecology 3 роки тому +2

      @@Usergx-3047 technically they fight with their knobby little horns by slinging their heads around and hitting each other in the ribs and whatnot. Their necks are like whips lol I also learned they'll headbutt females in the bladder until they pee and then taste it to see if they're ovulating... might not be true, but thats pretty rock n roll.

  • @AdeptSnake
    @AdeptSnake 3 роки тому +128

    All those times people said Akaash dickrides Andrew too much, damn this episode is for yall lmao. Akaash came with the SASS

    • @dwntwn9221
      @dwntwn9221 3 роки тому +5

      the sass? tf what ?

    • @raghuramgaddam2956
      @raghuramgaddam2956 3 роки тому +16

      All those guys be fucking hating on Akaash. He the best yo!

    • @ogTROGDORR
      @ogTROGDORR 3 роки тому

      Osh cosh is trash. Can't stand that dude

    • @boogie4552
      @boogie4552 3 роки тому +1

      @@raghuramgaddam2956 Everyone just wants Akaash and the others to refute everything Andrew says one hundred percent of the time, that's why

  • @andrewp4666
    @andrewp4666 3 роки тому +280

    “Im so calm right now.” 8 minutes later … “Water killed everyone!”

    • @ezrob4455
      @ezrob4455 3 роки тому +1

      I'm so dead.lol

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 3 роки тому +8

      Well he was right tho. Dysentery is a real thing.

    • @moistpotatoe5277
      @moistpotatoe5277 3 роки тому +9

      hes right tho, without filtration drinking water like that gave u diseases n shit that would kill u

    • @j1hoffa
      @j1hoffa 3 роки тому +5

      @@moistpotatoe5277 wrong! People drank from natural springs or dug wells to clean underground water.

    • @anthonyhernandez9061
      @anthonyhernandez9061 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao 🤣 🤣

  • @nikkilindell4651
    @nikkilindell4651 3 роки тому +7

    the way alex chimes in with a “then you drop one” at 21:55 has be dyin

  • @zaidetout4683
    @zaidetout4683 3 роки тому +115

    You guys are way too much fun to listen to. It's the kinda podcast where I sometimes forget that am not in the same room with ya'll.
    Huge shout out from the ME love you guys and keep at it!

    • @trung2376
      @trung2376 2 роки тому

      My put milk v Max ego my Fsj lucky dfmq Linh Zach Kim Kim NBC

  • @sampsonenyinda16
    @sampsonenyinda16 3 роки тому +18

    Dov needs to teach a masterclass on how to truffle because he seems like a genius on scooping deals

    • @JERKYOURMEAT
      @JERKYOURMEAT 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha yes he is. Truf is a smooth talket

    • @DailyCorvid
      @DailyCorvid 2 роки тому

      In my mind I read that as :
      "Dovakin needs to teach a masterclass on how to take an arrow in the knee".

  • @micheyosirus7578
    @micheyosirus7578 3 роки тому +382

    The best part of today’s podcast is Akash and Alex dying of laughter for 10 minutes straight.

    • @colt4505
      @colt4505 3 роки тому +25

      These type of comments need time stamps

    • @JERKYOURMEAT
      @JERKYOURMEAT 3 роки тому +1

      True. They went in on our brother Schulzie

    • @micheyosirus7578
      @micheyosirus7578 3 роки тому

      @@JERKYOURMEAT Just watching them laugh illicited gut wrenching laughter, I could only assume that’s what the laugh track did back in the day.

    • @Ilovetheskunk
      @Ilovetheskunk 3 роки тому +2

      That made me so happy

    • @DrSpaceman42
      @DrSpaceman42 3 роки тому +3

      They constantly laugh at their own jokes it’s so cringy

  • @iGemini3
    @iGemini3 3 роки тому +10

    Andrew is the most funniest person alive he contradicts himself so much but his energy is someone I will hangout with. Good person. Everyone else also highly valuable. All round energy is impressive. Ya'll very inspiring.

  • @AbsolutelyMarinated
    @AbsolutelyMarinated 3 роки тому +305

    So Andrew gets so much abuse because of his nose.. it’s so insensitive, if his ears catch a breeze he’d land in Canada.

  • @MrWolfpack714
    @MrWolfpack714 3 роки тому +18

    Son, when they just laughed at Andrew for bringing up the Roman shit I lost it. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

  • @Kevin.James.Foley1
    @Kevin.James.Foley1 3 роки тому +93

    Andrew's "Rich people drink water" straight bombed lol 27:10

  • @googleedood9721
    @googleedood9721 3 роки тому +9

    Drew is a wild boy this episode.
    He was more than a "devil's advocate" he was more like a "devil's housewife" with the arguments 🤣

  • @upneetsingh7502
    @upneetsingh7502 3 роки тому +337

    Andrew: "catching giraffes is so impressive. Buliding those huge cages was nigh impossible. Also, colleseum is just rocks."

    • @ShakeDiesel
      @ShakeDiesel 3 роки тому +11

      I had a take on this and took it down. Yours was better, lol!

    • @rynecology
      @rynecology 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, but tbf the colosseum is just rocks. They're acting like that's super impressive... because it's still standing. The stonehenge is still standing. Pyramids are still standing... stone doesn't just fall over or crumble like they must think lol there are things way more impressive than the colosseum. I mean, it's impressive, but capturing a rhino? That's impressive, those things don't just stand there like stone does.

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 3 роки тому +12

      @@rynecology Yea but buildings dont neccesarily just stand either. The stonehenge and pyramids are essentially just moving rocks because you didnt have to worry that much about structural integrity. The aqueducts were built using stone arches, which are very impressive at the time because if you dont plan/engineer correctly, free-standing arches can collapse really easily. Literally the Romans ability to engineer arches allowed them to make these massive bridges and other huge structures that other societies at the time couldnt even fathom trying to build in a reasonable amount of time. Stealing tiger babies doesnt require any engineering, its basically like understanding animal behavior.

    • @RLBnationTV
      @RLBnationTV 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShakeDiesel a

    • @rynecology
      @rynecology 3 роки тому +3

      @@GoScience123 yeah, but they didn't invent arches or aqueducts. Do we know if they invented capturing tigers or rhinos? They probably did. And I'm way more impressed by the pyramids than I am some arches tbh lol because you say it's just moving stones, but its moving HUGE stones. Then you got the sphinx that they believe shows proof of being thousands of years older than previously thought. If we're being real, the Egyptians were way more impressive. Arches.... pfft McDonald's got two of those at every restaurant. I'm not impressed.

  • @MDMZ
    @MDMZ 3 роки тому +99

    Fun fact: Hannibal (the Carthaginian leader) transported Elephants from North Africa on ships in his attempt to "invade" Rome

    • @fullmetalweb
      @fullmetalweb 3 роки тому +4

      I knew he brought them over the alps to invade rome did not know he did it with ships too.

    • @MDMZ
      @MDMZ 3 роки тому

      @@fullmetalweb well history isn't always so accurate, it's known that he used North African elephants, whether he himself and his army brought them to Spain across the sea or someone else before him did, it's documented that elephants were transported on ships/boats to Europe

    • @ryanazar79
      @ryanazar79 3 роки тому +8

      @@MDMZ
      I'm pretty sure it wasn't an attempt, he did invade, he won the battle but he didn't capitalize, instead of sacking rome he doubled back to protect Carthage from Africanos's seige... where he was absolutely crushed.
      But the important point here is that the invasion was a success and not an attempt.

    • @truthbetold3289
      @truthbetold3289 3 роки тому +1

      Most historical figures are (probably) fake. We live in a simulation.

    • @ryanazar79
      @ryanazar79 3 роки тому +4

      @@truthbetold3289 just take the blue pill and leave man, the rest of us are happy in the matrix.

  • @TheKeziaOfficial
    @TheKeziaOfficial 3 роки тому +75

    I heard MGK told Conor his beard was weird. That’s what started it all.

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 3 роки тому +2

      That’ll do it

    • @ericrivera5811
      @ericrivera5811 3 роки тому +2

      I heard it was he wouldn’t sign his starter cap

    • @gh4kr
      @gh4kr 3 роки тому +3

      Funny, because MGK can't even grow one 😂

    • @99waterblade
      @99waterblade 3 роки тому

      @@ericrivera5811 he's 5'8, mgk is 6'4, 7 punches hold his head still

  • @teddycollier6614
    @teddycollier6614 3 роки тому +20

    I love when Alex fries Andrew and he jus gets quite and just smiles. True friends

    • @JERKYOURMEAT
      @JERKYOURMEAT 3 роки тому

      Alexx been with Andrew from day one.

  • @IntoxicatorRamp
    @IntoxicatorRamp 3 роки тому +124

    Akaash dying laughing is the funniest thing ever, literally nothing funny can be said and if he's dying im dying.

    • @aidenpizarro-castaneda7956
      @aidenpizarro-castaneda7956 3 роки тому

      Easily

    • @XKingOfTheOzoneX
      @XKingOfTheOzoneX 3 роки тому +1

      I hope this is a joke. Cause the fake laughs are why I don't listen to this pod much. Shiiiit. LOOK AT THE VID PIC. Fake as fuck.

  • @1010tuan
    @1010tuan 3 роки тому +56

    Already commented this on the latest episode of brilliant idiots, but ill say it again. The Detroit show on sept 10 was amazing. Derek set was hilarious, Mark is comedy gold. Schulz, ur the best. The song at the end was so funny too. I cant stop telling people about it, cant wait for the next show, im definitely buyin tickets again. Ive listened to every episode for the last 2-3 yrs. Keep up the good work

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 3 роки тому

      Damn, knew I shouldn't have been focused on beating the crowd & dipping out early when they were about to do the song at the end. The show was lit though, so overall money well spent.
      Even though the damn drinks I got ended up costIng almost as much as the ticket itself.

    • @1010tuan
      @1010tuan 3 роки тому +1

      @@danp1471 yea even wen it ended the crowd flowed real fast. As far as drinks, i did all that before i got there cuz i knew that shit was gone be expensive 😆

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 3 роки тому

      @@1010tuan yeah my first show. Lol Now I know. Will definitely be pregaming before I go to see Bill Burr & Bert in November.

  • @macodepage2171
    @macodepage2171 3 роки тому +52

    Andrew: Did you see what the bear did to leo in the revenant.
    Al: leo should've dug a hole 😂😂😂😂 19:55

  • @austinweaver5795
    @austinweaver5795 3 роки тому +9

    Where’s the new episode???

  • @TheNerdGod76
    @TheNerdGod76 3 роки тому +108

    These are the best first 25min of Flagrant 2 probably of all Time. Schulz is wilding 😂😂😂

    • @CN3Music
      @CN3Music 3 роки тому +2

      On crip 😂😂😂

    • @barnmucker9367
      @barnmucker9367 3 роки тому +1

      The cousin shit actually had me in tears. I can’t look at autistic people anymore without dying laughing on the inside because of that podcast.

    • @danyalkhandakar6564
      @danyalkhandakar6564 3 роки тому

      @@barnmucker9367 is that from this episode?

    • @eric7436
      @eric7436 3 роки тому

      @@danyalkhandakar6564 nah, it was a couple months ago, I think. Sht was hilarious

  • @alexjeune3145
    @alexjeune3145 3 роки тому +12

    Akash got the most contagious laugh I've ever heard lmao

    • @isaacreyes2468
      @isaacreyes2468 3 роки тому +1

      Had me laughing just off his laugh 😂

    • @A10R10
      @A10R10 3 роки тому +1

      Him and wax 😂

    • @aaron4583
      @aaron4583 3 роки тому +1

      preach from aba and preach has an insanely contagious laugh too

  • @ohoward512
    @ohoward512 3 роки тому +54

    24:00 Akaash uncontrollably seizing for a good 2 mins

  • @JLuisCastaneda
    @JLuisCastaneda 3 роки тому +5

    You guys got magic here. This is what every podcast wishes it was.

  • @AmyMegan.
    @AmyMegan. 3 роки тому +23

    Just a bit of advice incase someone from the flagrant team sees this. Please clip the photos that you guys search and talk about into the video. It will help engage the audience instead of making them have to divert their attention off the podcast to see what/who you guys are talking about.

    • @AmyMegan.
      @AmyMegan. 3 роки тому +6

      @MrMagOOo fair use

    • @mfruji
      @mfruji 3 роки тому +4

      yeah it was so annoying when they didn’t show the picture of the guy when the whole discussion was about his appearance

    • @AmyMegan.
      @AmyMegan. 3 роки тому +3

      @@mfruji Exactly! And I've had this experience with a few of their podcast episodes now. Hopefully the editing team sees this, who knows 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @brash.the_stampede
    @brash.the_stampede 3 роки тому +4

    Seriously. Whenever Akash is dying from laughter, it's the best.

  • @anthonypillarella
    @anthonypillarella 3 роки тому +232

    "This is white people's jail, she was grounded for a really long time."
    Mark might be the funniest person on the podcast.

    • @goobygoobdisney
      @goobygoobdisney 3 роки тому

      time stamp?

    • @Madeupfakerobot
      @Madeupfakerobot 3 роки тому +1

      @@goobygoobdisney 0:00 -2:42

    • @burningroaches5979
      @burningroaches5979 3 роки тому +21

      I feel Mark is hella slept on. His stand up had me rolling when i saw him open up for Andrew

    • @hectorsanchez5818
      @hectorsanchez5818 3 роки тому +3

      There is no might, he is however he doesn’t have star quality yet but he will

    • @tpjmadrigal12
      @tpjmadrigal12 3 роки тому +4

      He always connects one joke to another joke. Def hilarious

  • @abuck50
    @abuck50 3 роки тому +3

    bro i legit crieeeddd laughing when shulz kept refuting akaash's opinion of men's tennis being the most dominant its ever been 😂😂 1:51:10

  • @FatherSonAndAlcohol
    @FatherSonAndAlcohol 3 роки тому +48

    Andrew's off his game with the Roman shit lmao

  • @tatsusama3192
    @tatsusama3192 3 роки тому +20

    Haha, Andrew channeling his inner Alex Jones in that first rant😂 He was dead right about the water subject, but the way he was saying it made him sound insane

    • @johncole4882
      @johncole4882 3 роки тому

      I agree it was funny but he was wrong about that.

  • @jesuspalafox5142
    @jesuspalafox5142 3 роки тому +129

    The tittle A1 😳🤣

    • @piruto6155
      @piruto6155 3 роки тому +7

      It’s why I’m here 😂

    • @ericlu2086
      @ericlu2086 3 роки тому

      It makes total sense😭

    • @AbsolutelyMarinated
      @AbsolutelyMarinated 3 роки тому +6

      You’re spelling ain’t

    • @derailedmotor8
      @derailedmotor8 3 роки тому +6

      @@AbsolutelyMarinated I can't tell if you're comment was supposed to be ironic. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheHLjuice
      @TheHLjuice 3 роки тому +5

      @@AbsolutelyMarinated *your Lol

  • @VintageAbed
    @VintageAbed 3 роки тому +5

    That was the funniest 35 mins of Flagrant 2. I'm with Akash and Alex, you can't compare catching animals over building structures that are still standing today. I can also feel Andrew rage when he says he will never forget this conversation. The rage is understandable lol.

  • @zach432
    @zach432 3 роки тому +14

    i’m coming from spotify… never in a million years did i picture akaash to look as cool as he does

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 3 роки тому

      Do they not do video on Spotify?

  • @nathanielhoward1498
    @nathanielhoward1498 3 роки тому +17

    “I don’t even know if they have coconuts in the Caribbean.” Seriously!!!
    Andrew, the Caribbean has coconuts. Lots of ‘em.

    • @frederickbingley6699
      @frederickbingley6699 3 роки тому +2

      Right lol caribbean the greatest agricultural hotspot in the Western Hemisphere or the world

  • @jonathangarces0
    @jonathangarces0 3 роки тому +71

    “You’re not on a Jeep Wrangler, you’re on a horse” LMFAOOOOO

    • @caramel_______9413
      @caramel_______9413 3 роки тому +1

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @tommynobaka
      @tommynobaka 3 роки тому +1

      @@caramel_______9413 nice try fbi

  • @CjKillinit
    @CjKillinit 3 роки тому +17

    This podcast has improved so much now that everyone trashs Andrew's terrible opinions instead of yes manning it

  • @Nirtoninjaelite
    @Nirtoninjaelite 3 роки тому +12

    mark saying that they feed baby rhinos spaghetti killed me

  • @ceaseh6080
    @ceaseh6080 3 роки тому +5

    I never seen Askash laugh so hard at a joke other than Drew’s 😂 he’s actually his own person and shit lol

  • @g.m.s.6173
    @g.m.s.6173 3 роки тому +35

    Someone tell Andrew that indians were the first one to use elephants in war and the pit strategy was also developed by them.

    • @RustyDustyCrusty
      @RustyDustyCrusty 3 роки тому +4

      Hey man, never let the facts come in the way of a good joke.

    • @tpalden753
      @tpalden753 3 роки тому +1

      @@RustyDustyCrusty I think this fact woulda made the argument funnier haha

  • @martinboodukofi3
    @martinboodukofi3 3 роки тому +165

    When Andrew talks shit and gets called out on it, and he doubles down on that bullsh', it's hilarious. He's like that really ignorant friend you have that can never be wrong😂

    • @ogTROGDORR
      @ogTROGDORR 3 роки тому +6

      But he was right soooo.....

    • @mikeyblaze3450
      @mikeyblaze3450 3 роки тому

      Damn. I just realized. I'm that Friend. Fuck. Well fuck it

    • @nicholaskarras2759
      @nicholaskarras2759 3 роки тому +2

      @@ogTROGDORR Do you realize how impressive the level of engineering and architecture present in the coliseum is? I can guarantee you that Andrew could go to college for engineering for 5 years and still not understand the shit they were doing if he genuinely thinks stealing babies is even comparable, and this was before they had fucking proper algebra. Wheras capturing animals isn't hard, every culture on the planet has some degree of knowledge in capture and transport of animals. Humans are pursuit predators that used to hunt fucking MAMMOTHS, hunting giraffes and lions light work.

    • @vikasrohtagi7905
      @vikasrohtagi7905 3 роки тому

      @@nicholaskarras2759 Coliseum, if so, sits at the very bottom of the engineering and architectural marvels, even for that time. There were already a lot of much more advanced structures, way before the time of coliseum. Pyramids, half the temples in India, Sumerian monuments to name a few. And these are structures, man still don't have answers for.

    • @nicholaskarras2759
      @nicholaskarras2759 3 роки тому

      @@vikasrohtagi7905 we actually do have quite a few answers for those, and in fact yhe pyramids are substantially less impressive than what people assume, we've known how they were built for ages, and them still standing isnt that impressive when you look at them. Hell the pyramids arent even the most impressive architecture from Egypt.

  • @leedabrowski835
    @leedabrowski835 2 роки тому +1

    “Two fingernails painted. LEGEND!”
    Andrew knows what’s up

  • @joebobjenkins7837
    @joebobjenkins7837 3 роки тому +24

    I bout crapped my pants laughing at the title.

    • @pokermitten9795
      @pokermitten9795 3 роки тому +1

      I googled it first and then laughed because I thought there might actually be trans rappers at the VMAs.

    • @mtninjas
      @mtninjas 3 роки тому +1

      haha same. Immediately thought man Connor's a wild boy

  • @FakemeraldLove
    @FakemeraldLove 3 роки тому +4

    Is the new episode late?

  • @bronson_4696
    @bronson_4696 3 роки тому +18

    “Giraffes don’t fight back” meanwhile, HIPPOS, lions, hyenas and everything else on the map doesn’t wanna fuck with giraffes, they got dinner plate sized feet strong enough to decapitate a lion with one kick 💀😂

  • @youtubecommentrater3379
    @youtubecommentrater3379 3 роки тому +1

    7:15 The Blank stare that got the blood boiling 😂😂😴
    9:50 The kill shot

  • @srgwarcock
    @srgwarcock 3 роки тому +11

    I want Andrew to do a video where he explains the history of human civilization.

  • @andrejrozmaring
    @andrejrozmaring 3 роки тому +15

    Mark asking "What's the difference if they're the same weight" BONE DENSITY. If you take a kilogram of feathers and a kilogram of steel and put both in a pillowcase and whack someone in the head with it it's the SAME WEIGHT, but one's gonna break your jaw and the other is a regular pillow. THINK MARK, THINK. (Where's Omni man when you need him)

    • @nickclark18
      @nickclark18 3 роки тому +1

      that makes no sense... and ill tell you why.. and insead of "wacking someone in the head" with it, im going to use this scenerio... if you put 20,000 pounds of rocks in a bag... and 20,000 pounds of, lets say, sand in a bag, and drop them on someone, they are going to die either way... and a rock is way more dense than loose sand, now if you put rocks in a bag and sand in a bag, it doesnt matter that the rock is more dense... they both are gunna KILL YA

    • @person1907
      @person1907 3 роки тому +3

      Kilogram of feathers is heavier coz you've gotta add the weight of what you did to those birds

    • @andrejrozmaring
      @andrejrozmaring 3 роки тому +3

      @@nickclark18 Are you stupid? You're taking TWO dense things. I took a soft thing such as feathers, which you'd need a lot of to add up to a kilogram, where as a kilogram of steel can fit in most people's hands no problem. YOU'RE ALSO double wrong. Sand if compacted in a bag is MORE DENSE than a rock, because it fills out more of the bag, more efficiently. Not only did you make a fucking strawman argument, you did it wrong.

  • @tylerfong1549
    @tylerfong1549 3 роки тому +11

    Andrew acting like Salvador Dali in Midnight in Paris....."the RhINnocERossss"!!!
    Adderall is one hell of a drug
    100

  • @gabrijelbaric4357
    @gabrijelbaric4357 3 роки тому +1

    Saw Mark and Alex in Detroit after the show at Buddy’s pizza and they came up and said what’s up after we saw them! They’re too real… always going to support 💪🏼

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 3 роки тому

      Damn, that was a good show. Wish I would have went to buddy's after though that's dope.

  • @DevonRucker
    @DevonRucker 3 роки тому +39

    Schultz is like a kid once he finds out about history lol. Humans have been around for hundreds of thousands of years. We did a lotta shit back in the day that were impressive by today's standards. History is amazing but him just finding out about it is fucking hilarious.

  • @nycz1ndonlyy13
    @nycz1ndonlyy13 3 роки тому +5

    i agree with a lot of andrew’s thought processes and i’m wondering if we’re genius or super dumb lmaoooo

  • @BatkoNashBandera774
    @BatkoNashBandera774 3 роки тому +6

    Mark brought it today, I was dyin'... "brother?" lol!!!!!!!!!

  • @AJimmyW
    @AJimmyW 3 роки тому +18

    Did Andrew really jump on Marks point about building the giraffe cage being impressive but then say just anyone could build the coliseum 😂

  • @bigfacts3447
    @bigfacts3447 3 роки тому +7

    😂😂😂😂😂 AL had my dyin “she’s so trash” about megan fox calling him daddy

  • @frankjackal
    @frankjackal 2 роки тому +1

    First 33 mins of this podcast is offffff the hook... Loved it!! Akash killed it.

  • @Malluwithacamera
    @Malluwithacamera 3 роки тому +6

    The funniest first 35 minutes of any flagrant 2 episode so far. 🤣

  • @joranwilloughby298
    @joranwilloughby298 3 роки тому +4

    They need to bring up the Roman Empire again when Alex Jones comes back on.

  • @gideon3917
    @gideon3917 3 роки тому +7

    I had to go video after the 10:00 minutes and was rewarded with Andrew being placed in the worst Spin Cycle EVER long live The Spin🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessshaver4697
    @jessshaver4697 3 роки тому +2

    I'm Scottish as well.my mom and grandma moved here when my mom was young. I feel way different from everyone here, and always felt I'm supposed to be somewhere else

  • @barstoolandrew1421
    @barstoolandrew1421 3 роки тому +56

    Andrew was not cappin about the water as much as the other guys thought

    • @brandonstephens1447
      @brandonstephens1447 3 роки тому +12

      Dude you cannot survive on just alcohol. You have to put water into your body. People for sure drank water. Sure a lot had bacteria in it but they drank water. His whole troll argument was just annoying and ridiculous imo.

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 роки тому +20

      @@brandonstephens1447 bro the beer Arabians brewed is not like today's beer, vs our 4.5-5% they were brewing it to be 0.5%,just enough to kill dysentery but not enough to actually leech water from your body. I'm a beer guy. Andrew is unfortunately right on this one, not about giving cider to babies though, water wasn't THAT scarce it was mostly done for travel, the vast vast majority of tribes and civilizations in the pre Neolithic era were nomadic, meaning they constantly traveled with the seasons and geographical changes

    • @Plamler
      @Plamler 3 роки тому +7

      @@brandonstephens1447 the alcohol they drank was like 1%, just enough to kill all the bacteria

    • @diegomorales3735
      @diegomorales3735 3 роки тому +7

      @@brandonstephens1447 people through out history drank more wine or other alcohols than water. Water needed to be boiled every time you wanted to drink it, alcohol once produced is readily to drink and disinfected. The ABV was also far, far lower then what we have today. Back then it was fermented just enough where people wouldn’t get sick.

    • @goku9851
      @goku9851 3 роки тому

      In Victorian times in England it was common to drink a lot of gin cos the water was dirty and clean water was too expensive for the common folk. kids, adults all drank gin but it is IMPOSSIBLE to live without water 💧

  • @BigRobAustria
    @BigRobAustria 2 роки тому

    This is a Great exemple of keeping your Point and loosing a friend. I love how Andrew was soooooo beligerantes and you guys stood your ground. Amazing podcast guys.

  • @morerices6501
    @morerices6501 3 роки тому +11

    “Anything with rhinoceros, I’m impressed”

  • @MrD3ion
    @MrD3ion 2 роки тому +1

    Around 24 minutes when everyone just laughing and Schulz is just looking around feeling so disrespected 😂💀

  • @dracarysstark6229
    @dracarysstark6229 3 роки тому +41

    Andrew we'd all be hyperactive if we kept popping Adderall.

    • @YesBruv105
      @YesBruv105 3 роки тому +4

      I think he might actually be ADHD and that's why he loves Adderall Lol. He ticks a lot of ADHD boxes. He ain't a half tard. But ADHD maybe.

  • @RanStolovisky
    @RanStolovisky 2 роки тому +1

    Andrew called the "jake vs. Silva" 😮😮

  • @Mexatron_Senpai
    @Mexatron_Senpai 3 роки тому +4

    best start EVER!!! just when i thought i was gunna learn something, nope. lol

  • @Dineshstylist
    @Dineshstylist 3 роки тому

    🤣😂these titles man! 🔥💯

  • @chickennuggetpie189
    @chickennuggetpie189 3 роки тому +10

    Long ass episode today let’s gooo

  • @lilmario0
    @lilmario0 2 роки тому

    Top 5 Flagrant episode. I remember listening to this for the first time in my car I was fking dying. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derekadair5320
    @derekadair5320 3 роки тому +15

    6:30 is the beginning of the bombing - great shit.

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 3 роки тому

      Jim Norton's bombs on Opie and Anthony always gave me abdominal seizures.

  • @itchyrichy
    @itchyrichy 3 роки тому +4

    Haha the whole coffee and alcohol thing is from a Joe Rogan podcast with Michael Pollan, pretty interesting stuff!

  • @themoonlander9972
    @themoonlander9972 3 роки тому +35

    1:10:50 when they start talking about the trans rapper

  • @mustachadon
    @mustachadon 2 роки тому

    I love the show. It really feels like im just chilling wit yall. Im a single dad and dont really have that anymore with my buddies so its nice. Ty ty.

  • @jonpictogramjones
    @jonpictogramjones 3 роки тому +9

    trans rapper is the perfect description of mgk

  • @FreedomRenegades
    @FreedomRenegades 3 роки тому +1

    watched every epispde.... best yet

  • @ncy8048
    @ncy8048 3 роки тому +4

    Andrew explains how Roman's hunted tigers in Africa on 8:35 🤣. I love learning physics from these guys. 🤣

    • @xFYCNxTR4G3DY
      @xFYCNxTR4G3DY 3 роки тому

      😂 I’m more worried that your comment is the only one that seems to have caught tht. I instantly kept thinking of the Monty Python joke.

    • @xFYCNxTR4G3DY
      @xFYCNxTR4G3DY 3 роки тому

      Akaash should know that

  • @arrtdave
    @arrtdave 2 роки тому

    31:35. "I hope you get a nose bleed today..." smh, had me in stitches more than it should have...

  • @dagr8nico
    @dagr8nico 3 роки тому +11

    Andrew I have to go with Akash... I don't see Joe Exotic building a colosseum or a pyramid. But he had mad Tigers B...

  • @victormena4466
    @victormena4466 10 місяців тому

    1:26:25 “ that weird looking dude .
    Oh Bubba Sparks” na not him
    Bubba Sparks : “ WTF dude “😂😂😂😂

  • @tylerwantstobeacreator9936
    @tylerwantstobeacreator9936 3 роки тому +6

    One of the few podcasts who stay true to their name lol

  • @RobCorneliusnohr
    @RobCorneliusnohr 3 роки тому +2

    Clevelander here. MGK was a rapper for real. He grinded to get on and was on a rapper for a long ass time before he switched over.

  • @reubenmoragne2716
    @reubenmoragne2716 3 роки тому +9

    This first 20 minutes of this is just the dumbest history lesson you could ever hear

  • @corbincarlson318
    @corbincarlson318 2 роки тому +1

    “No rich people drink water” as Andrew reaches for his liquid death hahaha

  • @mbopz
    @mbopz 3 роки тому +10

    andrews take on water and coffee are thoughts he took from one of the guests on Rogan. Look up Joe Rogan Coffee and you’ll see that clip and it’s exactly what Andrew is saying lol

    • @TheDominiqueBallou
      @TheDominiqueBallou 3 роки тому +2

      We all take someone else's thoughts, whats the point of your comment....

  • @N.Greeney
    @N.Greeney 3 роки тому +2

    I love that all these guys give 0 fux about getting there facts straight.

  • @edgarbenitez8030
    @edgarbenitez8030 3 роки тому +14

    The times Andrew gets “black card” moments he loves that shit, it’s just fitting in with your friends so don’t tokenize it. Just roll on brother

  • @phillipndlovu2737
    @phillipndlovu2737 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂 this is such a hilarious start to the pod

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes 3 роки тому +8

    Just wanna say RIP to legend Norm Macdonald 🙏😢

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver 3 роки тому +1

      Absolutely...battled cancer for 10 years and didn't tell anyone or go on Oprah to get attention. Great comic and took no bullshit.

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes 3 роки тому +1

      @@Peanutdenver hes a legend the OJ joke at the espy was so goddamn funny and no one else could’ve said it. seriously go back and watch that! the audience reacts in a way that only a genius could conduct

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver 3 роки тому +1

      @@poindextertunes I watched that clip on YT as Norm was a little before my time, but his hilarious brutal take on OJ was so on point. Dude is a national treasure. I done a few deep dives on YT just watching old Norm clips.

  • @gat0
    @gat0 3 роки тому +7

    I lost my shit when Akaash and everyone started going in around 24:00 I've never laughed so hard during a podcast.

  • @erikcorona5834
    @erikcorona5834 3 роки тому +6

    Got my heavies hoodie on the way