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  • @mattchristiansen6869
    @mattchristiansen6869 3 роки тому +1738

    Frank telling George that he loves him like a son is one of the funniest and most underrated lines.

  • @WavyFBaby
    @WavyFBaby Рік тому +637

    “We love you like a son.”
    “What my wife is tryna say…”
    Damn they treat George like a stranger 😂😂😂

    • @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr
      @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr Рік тому +16

      And at the end he says “your mother” but only when talking about making love with her lol

    • @JT.KD32
      @JT.KD32 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LightsaberGoBrrrrrrNo, he said it in recently.

    • @linnaahura
      @linnaahura 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @dharmallars
    @dharmallars Рік тому +284

    When she says “you wanna borrow money, right?” You can see George consider it for a second LMAO

    • @scartee13
      @scartee13 Рік тому +10

      I loved that!! She thought he was making a pass cuz he wanted to borrow money😂😂

    • @grammarofficerkrupke4398
      @grammarofficerkrupke4398 8 місяців тому +6

      Nice catch! Subtle details like that is what makes George a great character.

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj 2 місяці тому

      ​@@grammarofficerkrupke4398No it isn't.🙄

  • @natekenworthy7367
    @natekenworthy7367 11 місяців тому +51

    "Move woman." Such a funny line by Frank.

  • @DutchVai
    @DutchVai Рік тому +73

    The last scene...... everyone's shocked, but Georges cousin/girlfriend just takes another sip of her cooler all nonchalantly 🤣😂

  • @neoluddite5676
    @neoluddite5676 3 роки тому +361

    “We love you like a son” Lol

  • @jonmann4980
    @jonmann4980 Рік тому +197

    It’s insane the levels of manipulation and humiliation George is willing to endure to get his way 😂

  • @seanimac7759
    @seanimac7759 Рік тому +139

    " We love you like a son.." has to be the greatest line ever. 😂😂😂😂

    • @JaniMorrow84
      @JaniMorrow84 7 місяців тому

      Has me in tears everytime.

    • @chrlpolk
      @chrlpolk 3 місяці тому +1

      Followed by, “What my wife is trying to say,” making her dominant role clear 😂

  • @mijreed
    @mijreed 3 роки тому +772

    I love how all George's plans always fall apart in the EXACT OPPOSITE way he thought they would go.

    • @HEagle72
      @HEagle72 3 роки тому +75

      And that one time he did the opposite of everything he usually does, he ended up getting a job with the Yankees, and bag a hot blonde. 🤣

    • @bmf0354
      @bmf0354 2 роки тому +12

      Aha - a reference to my all-time favorite episode! 🤣🤣

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 2 роки тому +6

      *Toby from The Office appears*
      Michael Scott: “NOOOOOOOO!”

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Рік тому +3

      Just like the Roommate-Switch. "SHes INTO it!!!"

    • @calebadams8981
      @calebadams8981 Рік тому

      @@thelonewolf7443 mm

  • @BillGraper
    @BillGraper 2 роки тому +124

    "Let's be bad, George." 😆

  • @stthomasmore4811
    @stthomasmore4811 2 роки тому +235

    Estelle: "cHiNeSe FOOOWD" 0:13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Harbaksh1234
    @Harbaksh1234 2 роки тому +86

    'I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!' 🤣🤣
    Absolutely genius level writers on this show!

  • @lsd8497
    @lsd8497 2 роки тому +369

    Estelle and Jerry were a great match in this comedy. Very talented actors. May God rest their souls.

    • @catchwreck928
      @catchwreck928 2 роки тому +10

      reminds me of my grandparents, i hate how i took these times for granted, it hurts everyday
      i could win the lotto and id still be sad

    • @lsd8497
      @lsd8497 2 роки тому +13

      @@catchwreck928 You're not an exception. We all did that. That's life. We can't be wise when we're young. It's just the natural way of things.

    • @HerecomestheCalavera
      @HerecomestheCalavera Рік тому +5

      @@lsd8497 Youth is wasted on the young.

    • @lsd8497
      @lsd8497 Рік тому +4

      @@HerecomestheCalavera Well said

    • @James-kv6kb
      @James-kv6kb Рік тому +2

      I don't think Jerry is dead

  • @HEagle72
    @HEagle72 3 роки тому +362

    George always has to take it up a notch past "too far".

    • @charthers8903
      @charthers8903 3 роки тому +11

      You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!

    • @juanriojas1926
      @juanriojas1926 3 роки тому +13

      “I will take you outside and show you what it’s like”.

    • @talldarkknight
      @talldarkknight 2 роки тому +3

      There's another solarium?

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 2 роки тому +2

      @@talldarkknight Snoopy and Prickly Pete. Not to be confused with Slippery Pete.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Рік тому

      ​@@giraffesareselfish9563Or Easy Pete.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +208

    Jerry Stiller is SERIOUSLY one of a kind

  • @dfa3366
    @dfa3366 2 роки тому +108

    First time I ever scene George’s parents actually like each other.

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 8 місяців тому +4

      Finally uniting in her frustration towards their son😂

    • @chrlpolk
      @chrlpolk 3 місяці тому

      TBH a lot of older couples live to bicker. 🤷‍♂️

  • @attyla3970
    @attyla3970 3 роки тому +179

    Hoochie mama . Frank lines is epic 😂😂😂

    • @HEagle72
      @HEagle72 3 роки тому +13

      Of al the times they used the hoochie mama line, this one is by far my favorite.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 роки тому +2

      If this vans a rockin

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kruppt808 Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van

    • @terrybutler-fl4dx
      @terrybutler-fl4dx 3 місяці тому

      How did he get son of Sam out of that?

  • @DavidBaggaShorts
    @DavidBaggaShorts 3 роки тому +397

    Frank: “I’m sorry George were cutting you loose.”
    George: “You’re cutting me loose?!”
    Frank: “Now if youll excuse me, I’m gonna make love to your mother.”
    Lmao 😂

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +8

      @Natural Creature I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

    • @zonedog1
      @zonedog1 3 роки тому +9

      "I THINK HE'S SAYING SON OF SAM!"😂

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 3 роки тому +2

      Did you see the way her head turned?🤣🤣🤣

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 3 роки тому +13

      "move, woman!" is also funny :)

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 3 роки тому +1

      @@alfa-psi That's how you can tell how old the writer is. Kids can't spell, nor speak so they can be understood.

  • @scartee13
    @scartee13 2 роки тому +87

    “They don’t wanna see me anymore!”
    “But this is what you’ve always wanted”
    “I kno…..but I’m not ready”
    “Aw that’s kinda sweet”😅😅

  • @jonsmith-rk6os
    @jonsmith-rk6os Рік тому +33

    The break ups the firings and every Sunday with the calls😂

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug Рік тому +3

      What every parent actually does want from their boy.

  • @ahmadfarrall2097
    @ahmadfarrall2097 4 місяці тому +7

    Love the way she slurps her drink, brilliant

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 3 роки тому +70

    1:57 "it is....just not ready yet
    Oh that's kinda sweet
    Ah shut up jerry"
    HILARIOUS

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 4 місяці тому +10

    “Merlot? I’ve never heard of it, did they just invent it?”

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 3 роки тому +306

    Only George could do that : date with his cousin just to piss off his parents. Spite date ! Spite never sleeps !

    • @ShaithMaster
      @ShaithMaster 2 роки тому +5

      I could have a one night stand with Risa. She's doable

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 2 роки тому +7

      It's a pretty creative idea tbh.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 роки тому +10

      And many of us had thought at least once in our life, cousin so an so, pretty cute.

    • @keithbannister9271
      @keithbannister9271 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kruppt808 So true!!!

    • @scartee13
      @scartee13 Рік тому +2

      Yeah he’s really willing to go there jus to get his parents riled up and focused on him again😂

  • @KennyHavoc
    @KennyHavoc 3 роки тому +132

    All hits no misses

    • @davidfisk6759
      @davidfisk6759 3 роки тому +7

      I love that she hits the bottle to seal the scene.

    • @suraceryan
      @suraceryan 3 роки тому +1

      Yes sir

  • @haroldgeorge4412
    @haroldgeorge4412 3 роки тому +123

    “George is getting suspicious!” 🤣

  • @c0mputer
    @c0mputer Рік тому +17

    If you notice at the 0:23 mark you can see diamond shaped things on the outside wall of the apartment. Those are structural elements that are installed in old buildings if the walls are bowing out, which can happen over time. They are metal plates with rods that go into each floor of the building holding the walls in.

    • @cconnon1912
      @cconnon1912 8 місяців тому +2

      I love an obscure fact much more than the next guy. Thank you.😇

  • @dolanddrumpf6344
    @dolanddrumpf6344 3 роки тому +52

    The leftover bit is spot on.

    • @SXI96
      @SXI96 2 роки тому +3

      Absolutely 😂

  • @newwavepop
    @newwavepop 2 роки тому +128

    i remember watching this one when it aired, when George thinks hes saying "Son Of Sam" its one of the hardest laughs ive ever had in my life.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 роки тому +7

      Seinfeld van, Seinfeld van?

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 2 роки тому

      @@Kruppt808 Fragile Frankie Merman

    • @wheelchairmanjon
      @wheelchairmanjon Рік тому +2

      George’s reaction was hysterical to that I think he’s saying son oof Sam OMG😂😂

  • @daniel.j9062
    @daniel.j9062 3 роки тому +106

    Why did Kramer have to park the van in the woods?
    Isn't that obvious there's no parking meters out here lol

  • @luc00144
    @luc00144 3 роки тому +439

    Remember my cousin Risa? I'm gonna date her.
    Mother of God.

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 3 роки тому +18

      Isn't Risa a Star Trek planet?
      Also, she is way out of his league.

    • @tomhanson4153
      @tomhanson4153 2 роки тому +1

      @@thiagodeandrade7081 how so?

    • @BillGraper
      @BillGraper 2 роки тому +27

      "You must be George's cousin."
      "Girlfriend."
      🤘😄

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 2 роки тому +6

      @@tomhanson4153 she is pretty attractive so is george but just different directions, if ya know what I mean

    • @leavingtheisland
      @leavingtheisland 2 роки тому +5

      "mother of God" was used in the show at least one more time, maybe two. Great phrase!

  • @nicholasfox966
    @nicholasfox966 2 роки тому +25

    "We love you like a son."

  • @ponderingsfromthemothercit8347
    @ponderingsfromthemothercit8347 3 роки тому +65

    That van's a rockin', don't go uh knockin🤣🤣

  • @ryanoreily5402
    @ryanoreily5402 2 роки тому +20

    I watch all episodes like a 1000 times but missed the son of Sam reference untill now. Ah how I love this show. Always a new little golden detail to catch.

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit8922 3 роки тому +74

    "Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!"
    "I think he sayin' Son of Sam! Oh my god! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!".

  • @thegreatnahwhaile
    @thegreatnahwhaile 3 роки тому +115

    Jerrys "mother of god" line is perfect

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 3 роки тому +27

    1:51 george is definitely giving that "parents are still doing it?" look
    Funny

  • @foccha
    @foccha 2 роки тому +98

    I feel like we should have had another episode or two with cousin Rhisa. She stole every scene she was in.

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth 2 роки тому +22

      She seems like my kind of woman

    • @erichollar5503
      @erichollar5503 2 роки тому +12

      I agree. She was brilliant. Just brilliant. "You want money, right?"

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Рік тому +13

      She's kinda like Gail the Snail. She's mashing it.

    • @erickbuckner4485
      @erickbuckner4485 Рік тому +1

      Agreed

    • @melodyconte
      @melodyconte Рік тому

      ​@@Rubyofthedeadhaha good point 😂

  • @ajayayyar2074
    @ajayayyar2074 2 роки тому +13

    "George, we've HAD it with you' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • @luc00144
    @luc00144 3 роки тому +34

    I think he's saying son of Sam! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

  • @giraffesareselfish9563
    @giraffesareselfish9563 2 роки тому +28

    So many great things going on in this episode; George's cousin, George's parents, Fragile Frankie Merman, the van, Kramer canceling his mail, the bucket, Postal Employee Newman....it's a buffet of fun

  • @bertajones2989
    @bertajones2989 5 місяців тому +4

    “She is leaving me dirty messages on my answering machine.” LOMAO!😂😂😂 How cool they both are!

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 2 роки тому +27

    Only George can still lose dramatically even when he gets things that he wants

  • @billblaski9523
    @billblaski9523 Рік тому +15

    Lmao George and his parents just have the wackiest relationship I have ever seen 😂

  • @The_whimsickal_artist
    @The_whimsickal_artist Рік тому +13

    George is sick!😂 He dates his cousin hoping she'll tell his parents, who will refocus their attention back on George.😂..lol...that's a sick thing. George is dead funny. My favourite show.

  • @hakimonn
    @hakimonn Місяць тому +2

    0:54 "Move, woman." 😂😂😂

  • @carsonyoung9965
    @carsonyoung9965 9 місяців тому +9

    My 14 year old asked why we watch this old show and what it's about
    I told her it doesn't matter what its about. It's about laughter. That's its sole purpose. To make us laugh. And that's why it's great

    • @dianax6671
      @dianax6671 2 місяці тому

      My lil sister loves this show she is 14

    • @carsonyoung9965
      @carsonyoung9965 2 місяці тому

      @@dianax6671 She's a smart one

  • @presntnow
    @presntnow Рік тому +7

    Estelle Costanza pretending to be Chinese Food Delivery Driver in background 😂😂😂

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 3 роки тому +22

    estelle: chinese food at 0:13 lol

    • @tonymontecino9761
      @tonymontecino9761 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't know that was her until I read on here, lol omg i keep playing it over and over now

  • @Rellbronjames9
    @Rellbronjames9 Рік тому +9

    I knew it wasn't Berkowitz 😂😂😂😂

  • @SalesforceUSA
    @SalesforceUSA 2 роки тому +37

    Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. Hes gold.

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 2 роки тому +4

      He was Cosmo.......................played that part brilliant.

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah, he was real great in this clip, wasn't he?

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 2 роки тому +1

      Nobody is right!

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Рік тому

      @@Eidlones Right? This comment is obviously just copied and pasted on every single Seinfeld video just for likes, even if it's completely irrelevant, and the sad thing is that morons will still "like" it.

  • @PollyBFly
    @PollyBFly 2 роки тому +15

    Jerry Stiller's is so funny !!

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 3 роки тому +52

    You know, there really is no such thing as junk mail. It takes just as much manpower to deliver. Sure, everyone gets excited when they receive gifts or cards, but...

    • @ShaithMaster
      @ShaithMaster 2 роки тому +10

      NEWMAN!!

    • @IsaPodrasky
      @IsaPodrasky 2 роки тому +2

      True. And it takes even more manpower to deliver packages that weigh over 35 lbs (trust me, those packages are HEAVY).

    • @nielssteffenssen8852
      @nielssteffenssen8852 2 роки тому +1

      Just crease, crumple, cram, you'll do fine.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 2 роки тому

      @IsaPodrasky I don't recall Newman saying that, must be a deleted scene

    • @maroofali2142
      @maroofali2142 Рік тому +2

      Human...it's human to be moved by fragrance...My God...that's my favourite bit from the episode...Newman and Kramer could easily have had a spin off and that would've been a hit no doubt

  • @jonsmith-rk6os
    @jonsmith-rk6os Рік тому +9

    Lets be bad George lets be really bad😂

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 2 роки тому +12

    When Keepin' It In The Family Goes Wrong

  • @ChiefRezResin
    @ChiefRezResin 2 роки тому +3

    “That van’s a rocking”
    “Don’t going knocking!”

  • @ashleycroom6253
    @ashleycroom6253 3 місяці тому +1

    Best parents in television history!! Double exclamation point

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +19

    Looks like that van's a-rockin'!
    Don't go a-knockin'!

  • @ickes2255
    @ickes2255 Рік тому +9

    Always sunny really did take so many characters and story lines from this show.

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 3 роки тому +6

    estelle is about to have a heart attack at 1:10 lol

  • @chermebrownsauce
    @chermebrownsauce 2 роки тому +14

    Legendary show, its ridiculous!

  • @C.O.SBurpees
    @C.O.SBurpees 3 роки тому +76

    Should of been George's dream to be ditched by his parents lol

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 3 роки тому +19

      He wanted to ditch them, not the other way around :-P

    • @DruzenjeSplit-nn2um
      @DruzenjeSplit-nn2um 8 місяців тому

      When he got what he wanted he wasn't happy with it....😂😂😂

  • @KM-kr7zx
    @KM-kr7zx 3 роки тому +9

    "Move woman"

  • @luckynedpepper9030
    @luckynedpepper9030 Місяць тому

    Season 9 writing was still great. This episode is fantastic.

  • @johnnygallos0939
    @johnnygallos0939 2 роки тому +3

    "Who's this..???" Lol 😆

  • @mistiroberts1576
    @mistiroberts1576 Рік тому +5

    Lets be bad George 😂😂😂

  • @MegaThucydides
    @MegaThucydides 6 місяців тому +3

    The cousin looks and talks a lot like Susie Essman

  • @erniemendoza36
    @erniemendoza36 2 роки тому +13

    "She's into it!?!"

  • @u47mkbg
    @u47mkbg 3 місяці тому +3

    George cousin Rhisa --actress Laurie Taylor-Williams was very good 😂🤣😇

  • @Micmackpattywack
    @Micmackpattywack 3 роки тому +20

    Yea hold on, I’m just tryna get a reading on my dashboard compass 😂

  • @cordialwombat
    @cordialwombat 3 роки тому +6

    A wild Dana Gould sighting!

  • @fakename6658
    @fakename6658 6 місяців тому +2

    Of all the women George dated his cousin is probably the only woman that was in his league.

  • @jeebles9890
    @jeebles9890 2 роки тому +33

    shit, his cousin ain't too bad lookin, LOL

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 2 роки тому +17

      I’m into her. Nothing sexier than a girl who likes being “bad.”

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 2 роки тому

      Yeah, just do it....................

  • @tmpqtyutmpqty4733
    @tmpqtyutmpqty4733 Рік тому +3

    Amazing how George's family has such good hair

  • @pumagutten
    @pumagutten 5 місяців тому

    Rhisa is one of my absolute favorites from Seinfeld.❤️ She was able to break down liar-George.

  • @maniacrailfan8060
    @maniacrailfan8060 2 роки тому +5

    I’m just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass

  • @frankfgsr
    @frankfgsr 4 місяці тому

    Absolutely, GREAT AND FUNNY!!!

  • @5xchamps269
    @5xchamps269 6 місяців тому

    "I'm just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass" 😂

  • @MajorCulturalDivide
    @MajorCulturalDivide 3 роки тому +8

    I don't know. This one is a little traumatizing.

  • @omkarchandrashekhargadgil8168
    @omkarchandrashekhargadgil8168 2 роки тому +5

    Sorry George our Chinese food just came
    Talk to you later..,😂😂😂

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 3 місяці тому +2

    Isn't it obvious? There's no parking meters.

  • @arkox8
    @arkox8 Рік тому +2

    George sitting in the dark waiting for his parents 😂😂

  • @HenryRaeburn367
    @HenryRaeburn367 2 роки тому +2

    It's quite obvious there are no parking meters 🤣🤣

  • @matthewh7085
    @matthewh7085 2 роки тому +12

    Lol, I love how there is no good reason for us to support George in this storyline. "Date his cousin to get his parents attention." Lol.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 3 роки тому +14

    George is getting SUSPICIOUS!!!

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 9 місяців тому +1

    George is getting suspicious!

  • @mishmishzorba5001
    @mishmishzorba5001 2 роки тому +7

    GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH 🌎

  • @ianrjm969
    @ianrjm969 2 роки тому +2

    "I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!"

  • @LeonS.Kennedy-gw3ro
    @LeonS.Kennedy-gw3ro 5 місяців тому +2

    1:00 is that a bird?

  • @laron2239
    @laron2239 2 роки тому +8

    Anyone else think Jerry, George, summer George and Resa would make a fun group?

  • @rumcoke9123
    @rumcoke9123 2 роки тому +1

    "I knew it wasnt Berkowitz " LOL

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 Рік тому +4

    Ross Geller must be jealous! lol

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Рік тому

      Denise Richards
      Who could blame him? 😅

  • @terrybutler-fl4dx
    @terrybutler-fl4dx 3 місяці тому

    Jerry said “ Mother of God “ when he knew George was up to something. lol!!!

  • @Letnothinggotowaste
    @Letnothinggotowaste Рік тому +8

    A willing girl, a van in the woods, wine coolers? Cousin or not...

  • @rhey81
    @rhey81 Рік тому +4

    Ill say this, George might have been unemployed through most of the show cept a couple season but he went out with more women in 9 seasons than i have in the last 25 years..

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Рік тому

      I'm 39 and had only two girlfriends. One of which I was engaged to

  • @donnamead3138
    @donnamead3138 3 роки тому +20

    Classic comedy at it's best!!!

  • @roseslasher
    @roseslasher Рік тому +1

    "Whos this? " 😂

  • @mpslater9415
    @mpslater9415 Рік тому +1

    The wine cooler is the icing on the cake.

  • @donaldcook2484
    @donaldcook2484 2 роки тому +4

    Simply hilarious 😂😭😋😋😆

  • @apprentessjgooden2263
    @apprentessjgooden2263 11 місяців тому

    "Isn't it obvious, there are no parking meters out here" 😂