Wrong. The global life span is 72.6 years. The mathematical equation is here 634.23 ÷ 72.6 = 8.74 But if you’re talking about developed countries it’s also wrong. The average lifespan for developed countries are 80-85 but we will use the middle which is 82.5 years divide 634.23 by 82.5 and it equals 7.69. Stay safe from wrong math equations 😂 Also this is just something I did for fun no hate and I love the dedication I just had nothing to do with
*Preston watches this* Preston: Guess i'll make this guy suffer just like nightfoxx *adds a new clan battle* Also Preston: *makes the rap of speed pots 10k each*
That’s more than a lifetime than most people and it says “a lifetime” so it can last any lifetime’s worth,🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓WHERES UR GPA BUDDY🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
death: yo its your time shy: nah death: wtfdym shy: wait for my speed potions to run out death: eh that'll be like 30 minutes right? shy: uh..... *600 years later* death: fuck it you can live forever
i think were all gonna die before that even reaches 500 years. (accounting the fact it only goes down when your playing, it might last around a thousand years)
1:58 nice 10,499,815,000 loss
frrr
IKR LIKE cmon now I’m always free if your giving away titanics 😉
bro got him 700k speed potion he deserve it
Yea why did he give him a titanic
I have a better offer for a titanic bro 😢😢😢😢
1:55 biggest W trade ever for you! :)
This hurts me
It's mental abuse to watch that go through
7 generations later: oh the speed potion is running out "SO IN TODAY'S VIDEO WE ARE GONNA GET 1 TRILLION SPEED POTIONS"
By then pet sim 7282728 is gonna be released
@@Supersilly923 made by the great GRAND-GRAND-GRAND-GRAND(8×) SON of preston the 1st
you mean preston the 12th?
@@typoecroyou mean Preston the 100th?
@@Animatornewbiegreed runs in the family
thats alot of speed
real
well well well if it isnt my lil pookie wookie
Fr
@@oval-bz8ttwoah.🤨
21 likes lemme fix tha
6:42 it gave me technoblade vibes 😭
How he was talking at the beginning made me think of techno. BUT THAT VOICE
@@Thinkofawaffleso true
bro i agree
Fr
1:27 gave me potato war vibes
6:37 bro became technoblade 💀💀💀
I WAS GETTING THE SAME FEELING LOOLLLL.
yeah I thought the same
tachnoblad got reborn
Same
now he’s gonna do flying in pet sim 99
imagine the devs add another speed tier
Speed 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
@@Farid-sh7rrthat’s just dumb
+70% speed
2(79+84-65)Divided bye 72=2.722222222222222
cooked
6:03 when he starts to drink the potion
WATCH OUT! THATS NOT A SPEED POTION! i uhh
HUHH?
....I ain't saying what it is
Uhh.. men milk.
too much milk, overflow
All it does is add flavor
8:09 "only took me 200 hours🤓" 💀💀💀💀
bru I thought my 80 days of speed was a lot... but DANG
1:55 titanic dominus astra for 2950 pots?
Fr I’m suprised
The inf L 💀
engagment bait
I think k he was signing it
🤓
3:20 NICE burp bro
Ur never gonna see that hit 0
What if Preston adds milk that removes effects? Then...
@@suprixgamer69bro thought this was minecraft
I thought about that too lmao@@suprixgamer69
@@suprixgamer69this ain’t Minecraft but ok
@@suprixgamer69 doesn't make any sense if its added
1:56 omg such a big lose. It would be more than enough even if u just gave an exclusive worth near 4m
I Think he was signing it
Bros bouta tap into the speed force😂😂
Idk if anyone else noticed but there were so many technoblade references in this vid
From the voice, to the storytelling and direct quotes lol
i used to watch hours on hours of technoblade videos he is my inspiration miss him every day 😥
s a m e
@@shybrb i calculated the amount of years of speed you have...
634.666 YEARS
OH MY GOD YOUR A GENUIS(I'm dumb asf)
@@shybrb youre a W for this
Dev adding new item that increases stats based on low movement speed: 👁️👄👁️
Probably the most interesting ps99 content since the game was made
Bro need another generation with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro doesn’t need to worry about speed for the next 700 years 💀
This man needs to pass his account on to generations to see it hit 0
6:32 technoblade if he tried to become the fastest in pet sim 99
Oof 6:15 that would be a pain Big games really needs to add a feature to use them up all a once
(They did)
@@DanilaXXL_0doesn’t work on potions
@@Fish23325yea they did are u stupid
Well one thing is for sure, you are winning the next 600 years of Olympics
anyone ever wonder what is in the speed potion?? 🤔
fr
Steroids
Is c”m
im coming😊
💀
3:52 bro the doors music gives me nostalgia 😢
Bro 💀 it’s like 2 years old
lol yes@@Fish23325
bro maybe that lasts 5 centurys or more💀☠️🤓☝️
Bro is dead from caffeine by now
634 years is not a lifetime. ITS SIX LIFETIMES
even better 😁😁
Elo
10 lifespan lol
you mean on average 10 lifetimes 😂
30 lifetimes for smokers
[8:15] That queued Tier II potion is going to need to wait an eternity to be used, lol.
that same tier 2 potion after pet sim 99 dies: .. wait im still here?
Thanks for signing my titanic monkey for speed potions!
The tier 2 speed potion waiting in the queue: 💀
you have approximatley 7.9333 lifetimes of speed :) (yes i did the math.)
Wrong. The global life span is 72.6 years. The mathematical equation is here
634.23 ÷ 72.6 = 8.74
But if you’re talking about developed countries it’s also wrong.
The average lifespan for developed countries are 80-85 but we will use the middle which is 82.5 years
divide 634.23 by 82.5 and it equals 7.69.
Stay safe from wrong math equations 😂
Also this is just something I did for fun no hate and I love the dedication I just had nothing to do with
@@TheRealDenmarkw
Would’ve been more accurate if you used mode instead of median bro
1:56 oh no. Not the titanic
Bro just trade a titanic Astra for potions
HES A UA-camR, HE CAN AFFORD THE ASTRA BACK FROM THE MONEY HE GETS
6:04
Autoclicker: am I a joke to you
he used autoclicker….
@@arturskoczylas510 he didn’t actually
@@Trgel255 he said he was afking (7:05) so it means he was using autoclicker
@@arturskoczylas510 bro I said 6:04 not 7:05
Bro I have been wondering where the speed 3 potions were I couldn’t find them
Speed also increases the speed of your pets so it's quite useful, I used all of mine like a few months ago
Why didn’t you get? A autoclicker
you need to read the names to give out the huge I think
He did
🥶🥶3:45 insane doors chill remix 🥶🥶
4:16 Technoblade lives on in this man
This is the definition of letting your intrusive thoughts win 😭
We need the 5th game to release and its over.
*Preston watches this*
Preston: Guess i'll make this guy suffer just like nightfoxx
*adds a new clan battle*
Also Preston: *makes the rap of speed pots 10k each*
8:35 did u forget to stop the recording? 😂
He was showing the names of everyone who contributed
@@Thinkofawaffleoh mb
@@kamallwow7789and also waiting
07:55 "Which is crazEey"
OMG U JUST DID THE DAY ON 0:22 THATS MY BIRTHDAY
Nice mine is oct 16
Noice
Haapy b day❤
Was that you in the trade?
When you realize bro has seven generations of speed potions 💀💀💀
Hi Shy 9:00 9:14
1:55 bro traded a titanic pet only for potions 💀
He signed it
@@Ishaaaaaaak wai what, how do you know 💀
That’s only 96 years to your calculations so uhm get more pls next time don’t click bait 🤓🤓🤓
Most people don't even last 96+ yrs💀💀💀
That’s more than a lifetime than most people and it says “a lifetime” so it can last any lifetime’s worth,🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓WHERES UR GPA BUDDY🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@TylerPlayz77-pz4ldmy GTA V game is in my closet 🤓🤓🤓
@@jonathantheboi590 GPA MEANS YOUR GRADE ON UR REPORT CARD NOT SOME GAME IN UR CLOSET
@@TylerPlayz77-pz4ld DOT DUH i know i was just making a joke 😒😒
6:13 right click 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
bro took ishowspeed to another level💀💀💀
NAHHHH💀
1:47 a turkish partner in your video? thats crazy...
R u accepting more speed potions by any chance
yes
Next episode: I took a lifetime of speed in real life
shy's 15 junior: TODAY WE ARE LIVESTREAMING OUR END OF SPEED POTIONS
Him 70b years old “why am I so slow.”
"The worst part of being faster than the speed of light is you can only live in darkness."
death: yo its your time
shy: nah
death: wtfdym
shy: wait for my speed potions to run out
death: eh that'll be like 30 minutes right?
shy: uh.....
*600 years later*
death: fuck it you can live forever
8:20 634 years 💀
8:00 rip to all those potions he opened up after😭😭
Wake me up when it hits 0 boys ill be in a grave so u know where to find me good luck
Little did he know Big games would abandon the game like every other time
6:07 you can just right click your mouse and select the options that is given and just click “ consume all “ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Nobody at all:what’s ur talent shy
Shy:well first of all I have 1000 years of speed in pet sim 99
A man will die
'But not his speed potion'
3:54 elevator jam
Hey do you have any speed pots? That one friend:
4:34 um i have 12 hot cocos, 14 candy canes and 17 cookies.. any offers?..
Yes
My user is sanelioy and display name is mahito
1:55, bro will do anything for speed potions.
bro is gonna win every race 💀
He’s re living the techno dream but in ps99
bro got a lifetime amout of speed before gta 6
And even more Hundreds of thousands...
I think sonic and flash has decided who won "who is the fastest?"
I am getting INSANE technoblade flashbacks from this guy. Thank you for making me relive the feeling of a techno video ( even tho its not lol)
7:09 if bro even knew about action manu.. Like rmb+use all 🤦♂️
that wasnt a thing when i made the video
@@shybrb I already understood when saw ur next vid where you used 20+ mil speed potions that u like to violate yourself 😭🙏 (nice job anyways)
Me: grinds for auto clicker
Shy: at the ER for broken fingers
Bros future bloodline is making this a tradition
To put 200 hours in perspective, a week, like an entire week is 168 hours. He’s been opening potions for like 9 DAYS
Bro like have just use them all at once 💀
Bro could right click and click use all
that does not exist lol
wow that's over 634 years worth of speed potions
this guy reminds me of Technoblade i think its the voice
Hi shy i just met you in the trading plaza but you afk
every video you upload is a gem, filled with wisdom and fun!
bro has more gems worth of potions than my huge pet 😢
Bout to destroy the speed potion demands and rap value with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Lifetime❌ 5-10 lifetimes✅
Plottwist: shy lives 635 years and breaks a world record
Well 6-9 generations wont even see the end of this....
Went from a clickbaiter to an actual UA-camr in 1 vid
bro is gonna be sonic + the flash + everything that goes fast
i think were all gonna die before that even reaches 500 years. (accounting the fact it only goes down when your playing, it might last around a thousand years)
3:47 doors music🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶😮💨
Shy, has anyone told you that you sound like the legend Technoblade?
bc your voice sounds just like his
i used to be a really big fan of his
He will die but his game potions not ☠️
This guy is like the 2024 roblox Technoblade 😊 the voice, humour, video style. It can’t just be me right?