death: yo its your time shy: nah death: wtfdym shy: wait for my speed potions to run out death: eh that'll be like 30 minutes right? shy: uh..... *600 years later* death: fuck it you can live forever
Wrong. The global life span is 72.6 years. The mathematical equation is here 634.23 ÷ 72.6 = 8.74 But if you’re talking about developed countries it’s also wrong. The average lifespan for developed countries are 80-85 but we will use the middle which is 82.5 years divide 634.23 by 82.5 and it equals 7.69. Stay safe from wrong math equations 😂 Also this is just something I did for fun no hate and I love the dedication I just had nothing to do with
*Preston watches this* Preston: Guess i'll make this guy suffer just like nightfoxx *adds a new clan battle* Also Preston: *makes the rap of speed pots 10k each*
That’s more than a lifetime than most people and it says “a lifetime” so it can last any lifetime’s worth,🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓WHERES UR GPA BUDDY🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
i think were all gonna die before that even reaches 500 years. (accounting the fact it only goes down when your playing, it might last around a thousand years)
1:58 nice 10,499,815,000 loss
frrr
IKR LIKE cmon now I’m always free if your giving away titanics 😉
bro got him 700k speed potion he deserve it
Yea why did he give him a titanic
I have a better offer for a titanic bro 😢😢😢😢
7 generations later: oh the speed potion is running out "SO IN TODAY'S VIDEO WE ARE GONNA GET 1 TRILLION SPEED POTIONS"
By then pet sim 7282728 is gonna be released
@@Supersilly923 made by the great GRAND-GRAND-GRAND-GRAND(8×) SON of preston the 1st
you mean preston the 12th?
@@typoecroyou mean Preston the 100th?
@@Animatornewbiegreed runs in the family
thats alot of speed
real
well well well if it isnt my lil pookie wookie
Fr
@@oval-bz8ttwoah.🤨
21 likes lemme fix tha
1:55 biggest W trade ever for you! :)
This hurts me
It's mental abuse to watch that go through
6:42 it gave me technoblade vibes 😭
How he was talking at the beginning made me think of techno. BUT THAT VOICE
@@Thinkofawaffleso true
bro i agree
Fr
1:27 gave me potato war vibes
6:03 when he starts to drink the potion
bru I thought my 80 days of speed was a lot... but DANG
WATCH OUT! THATS NOT A SPEED POTION! i uhh
HUHH?
....I ain't saying what it is
Uhh.. men milk.
too much milk, overflow
All it does is add flavor
6:37 bro became technoblade 💀💀💀
I WAS GETTING THE SAME FEELING LOOLLLL.
yeah I thought the same
tachnoblad got reborn
Same
now he’s gonna do flying in pet sim 99
1:55 titanic dominus astra for 2950 pots?
Fr I’m suprised
The inf L 💀
engagment bait
I think k he was signing it
🤓
imagine the devs add another speed tier
Speed 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
@@Farid-sh7rrthat’s just dumb
+70% speed
2(79+84-65)Divided bye 72=2.722222222222222
cooked
3:20 NICE burp bro
8:09 "only took me 200 hours🤓" 💀💀💀💀
Ur never gonna see that hit 0
What if Preston adds milk that removes effects? Then...
@@suprixgamer69bro thought this was minecraft
I thought about that too lmao@@suprixgamer69
@@suprixgamer69this ain’t Minecraft but ok
@@suprixgamer69 doesn't make any sense if its added
1:56 omg such a big lose. It would be more than enough even if u just gave an exclusive worth near 4m
I Think he was signing it
Idk if anyone else noticed but there were so many technoblade references in this vid
From the voice, to the storytelling and direct quotes lol
i used to watch hours on hours of technoblade videos he is my inspiration miss him every day 😥
s a m e
@@shybrb i calculated the amount of years of speed you have...
634.666 YEARS
OH MY GOD YOUR A GENUIS(I'm dumb asf)
@@shybrb youre a W for this
Dev adding new item that increases stats based on low movement speed: 👁️👄👁️
Bros bouta tap into the speed force😂😂
Bro doesn’t need to worry about speed for the next 700 years 💀
Probably the most interesting ps99 content since the game was made
6:32 technoblade if he tried to become the fastest in pet sim 99
This man needs to pass his account on to generations to see it hit 0
1:56 oh no. Not the titanic
Bro need another generation with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro is dead from caffeine by now
Why didn’t you get? A autoclicker
you need to read the names to give out the huge I think
He did
07:55 "Which is crazEey"
634 years is not a lifetime. ITS SIX LIFETIMES
even better 😁😁
Elo
10 lifespan lol
you mean on average 10 lifetimes 😂
30 lifetimes for smokers
[8:15] That queued Tier II potion is going to need to wait an eternity to be used, lol.
that same tier 2 potion after pet sim 99 dies: .. wait im still here?
Bro just trade a titanic Astra for potions
HES A UA-camR, HE CAN AFFORD THE ASTRA BACK FROM THE MONEY HE GETS
Well one thing is for sure, you are winning the next 600 years of Olympics
Oof 6:15 that would be a pain Big games really needs to add a feature to use them up all a once
(They did)
@@DanilaXXL_0doesn’t work on potions
@@Fish23325yea they did are u stupid
anyone ever wonder what is in the speed potion?? 🤔
fr
Steroids
Is c”m
im coming😊
💀
Bro I have been wondering where the speed 3 potions were I couldn’t find them
Hey do you have any speed pots? That one friend:
bro maybe that lasts 5 centurys or more💀☠️🤓☝️
death: yo its your time
shy: nah
death: wtfdym
shy: wait for my speed potions to run out
death: eh that'll be like 30 minutes right?
shy: uh.....
*600 years later*
death: fuck it you can live forever
you have approximatley 7.9333 lifetimes of speed :) (yes i did the math.)
Wrong. The global life span is 72.6 years. The mathematical equation is here
634.23 ÷ 72.6 = 8.74
But if you’re talking about developed countries it’s also wrong.
The average lifespan for developed countries are 80-85 but we will use the middle which is 82.5 years
divide 634.23 by 82.5 and it equals 7.69.
Stay safe from wrong math equations 😂
Also this is just something I did for fun no hate and I love the dedication I just had nothing to do with
@@TheRealDenmarkw
Would’ve been more accurate if you used mode instead of median bro
*Preston watches this*
Preston: Guess i'll make this guy suffer just like nightfoxx
*adds a new clan battle*
Also Preston: *makes the rap of speed pots 10k each*
8:35 did u forget to stop the recording? 😂
He was showing the names of everyone who contributed
@@Thinkofawaffleoh mb
@@kamallwow7789and also waiting
R u accepting more speed potions by any chance
yes
Thanks for signing my titanic monkey for speed potions!
6:04
Autoclicker: am I a joke to you
he used autoclicker….
@@arturskoczylas510 he didn’t actually
@@Trgel255 he said he was afking (7:05) so it means he was using autoclicker
@@arturskoczylas510 bro I said 6:04 not 7:05
We need the 5th game to release and its over.
Him 70b years old “why am I so slow.”
4:16 Technoblade lives on in this man
OMG U JUST DID THE DAY ON 0:22 THATS MY BIRTHDAY
Nice mine is oct 16
Noice
Haapy b day❤
Was that you in the trade?
3:52 bro the doors music gives me nostalgia 😢
Bro 💀 it’s like 2 years old
lol yes@@Fish23325
Hi Shy 9:00 9:14
1:55 bro traded a titanic pet only for potions 💀
He signed it
@@Ishaaaaaaak wai what, how do you know 💀
That’s only 96 years to your calculations so uhm get more pls next time don’t click bait 🤓🤓🤓
Most people don't even last 96+ yrs💀💀💀
That’s more than a lifetime than most people and it says “a lifetime” so it can last any lifetime’s worth,🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓WHERES UR GPA BUDDY🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@TylerPlayz77-pz4ldmy GTA V game is in my closet 🤓🤓🤓
@@jonathantheboi590 GPA MEANS YOUR GRADE ON UR REPORT CARD NOT SOME GAME IN UR CLOSET
@@TylerPlayz77-pz4ld DOT DUH i know i was just making a joke 😒😒
Next episode: I took a lifetime of speed in real life
3:54 elevator jam
Speed also increases the speed of your pets so it's quite useful, I used all of mine like a few months ago
8:20 634 years 💀
The tier 2 speed potion waiting in the queue: 💀
shy's 15 junior: TODAY WE ARE LIVESTREAMING OUR END OF SPEED POTIONS
Hi shy i just met you in the trading plaza but you afk
Little did he know Big games would abandon the game like every other time
La adam bizim shiro ile takas yapmış :D
1:47 a turkish partner in your video? thats crazy...
This is the definition of letting your intrusive thoughts win 😭
"The worst part of being faster than the speed of light is you can only live in darkness."
When you realize bro has seven generations of speed potions 💀💀💀
And even more Hundreds of thousands...
Wake me up when it hits 0 boys ill be in a grave so u know where to find me good luck
🥶🥶3:45 insane doors chill remix 🥶🥶
A man will die
'But not his speed potion'
6:54
meanwhile sols rng having a button to how much u wanna open:
Pathetic.
i mean isnt tjat one of the few buttons sols rng can have? since its just a afk simulator
Wait a mine that thumbnail is a little familiar. I think this video could be copycat 99.9% sure
Nobody at all:what’s ur talent shy
Shy:well first of all I have 1000 years of speed in pet sim 99
I think sonic and flash has decided who won "who is the fastest?"
bro got a lifetime amout of speed before gta 6
bro took ishowspeed to another level💀💀💀
NAHHHH💀
w doors montage lol 3:47
1:55, bro will do anything for speed potions.
4:16 technoblade refrence?
4:34 um i have 12 hot cocos, 14 candy canes and 17 cookies.. any offers?..
Yes
My user is sanelioy and display name is mahito
6:13 right click 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro like have just use them all at once 💀
2:00 did he give him a titanic for that
Yes
is that why speed 3 costed 6k?
wow that's over 634 years worth of speed potions
He’s re living the techno dream but in ps99
7:09 if bro even knew about action manu.. Like rmb+use all 🤦♂️
that wasnt a thing when i made the video
@@shybrb I already understood when saw ur next vid where you used 20+ mil speed potions that u like to violate yourself 😭🙏 (nice job anyways)
Me: grinds for auto clicker
Shy: at the ER for broken fingers
i think were all gonna die before that even reaches 500 years. (accounting the fact it only goes down when your playing, it might last around a thousand years)
3:53 cool beat
bro is gonna win every race 💀
3:45 I love the doors music
Bro could right click and click use all
that does not exist lol
Cant you right click on the potions to use all at once?
Well 6-9 generations wont even see the end of this....
bro has more gems worth of potions than my huge pet 😢
Shy, has anyone told you that you sound like the legend Technoblade?
bc your voice sounds just like his
i used to be a really big fan of his
Bro's predecessors can also use his account without worrying about running out of speed. (no pun intended)
Um @shy yk you can right click and it'll use them all at once with some things so I think u may have wanted to try that
Bros future bloodline is making this a tradition
To put 200 hours in perspective, a week, like an entire week is 168 hours. He’s been opening potions for like 9 DAYS
I am getting INSANE technoblade flashbacks from this guy. Thank you for making me relive the feeling of a techno video ( even tho its not lol)