BARGAIN BINGE (A Random TERRIBLE Movie Review)

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  • Опубліковано 19 чер 2024
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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  4 роки тому +5609

    New series! Wanted to try something different and add more randomness to my videos! Lemme know what you all think

    • @binuuls5747
      @binuuls5747 4 роки тому +101

      Zhu zhu pets were part of my child hood

    • @ForwardBias
      @ForwardBias 4 роки тому +57

      Hell yeah! Love your content man.

    • @thelazygamer2681
      @thelazygamer2681 4 роки тому +40

      Congratulations on one million subs man

    • @lutisa8320
      @lutisa8320 4 роки тому +15

      i love it

    • @raccooncat8329
      @raccooncat8329 4 роки тому +31

      Saberspark I love this fricking new series

  • @brendankendall41
    @brendankendall41 4 роки тому +4141

    Man, I hate being ugly and deformed. I guess I'll just... not be

    • @monkydance2880
      @monkydance2880 4 роки тому +286

      Just be handsome smh

    • @istolethispfpfromreddit
      @istolethispfpfromreddit 4 роки тому +138

      🎶Do you believe in magic?🎶

    • @frank1015
      @frank1015 4 роки тому +32

      @@istolethispfpfromreddit OOF 😂

    • @ARMIV4
      @ARMIV4 4 роки тому +92

      "Ohmygod no don't be ugly you're too sexy haha ;))"

    • @GalaxyGoo19
      @GalaxyGoo19 4 роки тому +8

      666 likes... hmmmm

  • @tobigrantlbart
    @tobigrantlbart 4 роки тому +1562

    Book: Quasi and Esmeralda died
    Disney: Quasi gets accepted and Esmeralda gets married
    Rip-off: Quasi gets handsome

    • @pudgey.pigeon6665
      @pudgey.pigeon6665 4 роки тому +83

      Wait......Quasi and Esmeralda do WHAT IN THE BOOK

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 роки тому +185

      jams Yup. Esmeralda was killed in the book, and Quasimodo stayed by her corpse until he starved to death.

    • @5Geass
      @5Geass 4 роки тому +53

      oh jesus

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 роки тому +84

      @@5Geass Yeah, the original story was even darker than the movie.

    • @5Geass
      @5Geass 4 роки тому +48

      @@pundertalefan4391 Ahhhh I knew that it was but like I didn't think they both died omg. I've been wanting to read the actual book for awhile now...

  • @TwistedChungus
    @TwistedChungus 3 роки тому +726

    The Slightly Bent-Over Guy of Notre Dame.

  • @scoliosischan0649
    @scoliosischan0649 4 роки тому +878

    Saber spark: “Disney lost the lawsuit”
    Everyone: 👁-👁 U-U 👁-👁.....

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 роки тому +18

      Sorry but I not surprised.

    • @milodoesntknow2090
      @milodoesntknow2090 3 роки тому +27

      Disney after: Guess I'll die.

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster 3 роки тому +9

      If Disney won, this disaster wouldn’t exist

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 3 роки тому +55

      Disney sometimes forgets that public domain is a thing

    • @DrKrocket
      @DrKrocket 3 роки тому +23

      The lawsuit was mostly about the covers of the movies. Golden films had a lawsuit before this one that involved their misleading covers and had to put their Golden films logo on the cover. When Disney sued again, they lost since the film was clearly marked as Golden films verison.

  • @thedeserthawk2093
    @thedeserthawk2093 4 роки тому +678

    "They call me a furry but they like the furry stuff!"
    Shots fired!

  • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
    @Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 роки тому +902

    Morale of the story: If you are ugly and deformed, just stop being ugly and deformed. Once you've become beautiful people will accept you.

    • @meeksanimationstudios
      @meeksanimationstudios 4 роки тому +35

      That is totally awful, just awful, Disney had the chance to stop them once and for all, but no, they continue, i worry for some kid, to be exposed to this shit and learn the wrong lesson. Jesus Christ, help us all!

    • @exammole4545
      @exammole4545 4 роки тому +3

      Santiago Torres
      I dunno either

    • @MaylocBrittinorum
      @MaylocBrittinorum 4 роки тому +3

      @@lyzder7298 Making lawsuits against them maybe?

    • @waltrz
      @waltrz 4 роки тому +5

      Wait, is that what I’ve been doing wrong? Dammit!

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 роки тому +14

      @@lyzder7298 In the video it somewhere says that Disney filed a lawsuit against them. But they lost because the Hunchback of Notre Dame isn't Disney property.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 4 роки тому +1347

    “Anything that breaks the law is illegal!”
    “That left arm is not a right arm”
    “People die when they are killed”
    “Lunchtime is for lunch”
    “To kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies”

    • @zorcess829
      @zorcess829 3 роки тому +140

      "Every 60 seconds a minute passes"
      "Hmmm, yes, this floor is made of floor"
      "One who knows nothing, can understand nothing"

    • @not_avaliable
      @not_avaliable 3 роки тому +54

      how could you forget
      "is this a pigeon?"

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 3 роки тому +15

      not avaliable that’s the opposite of the point here

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 роки тому +17

      "oOoh this chicken rEAlly FLiEs"

    • @chonks2936
      @chonks2936 3 роки тому +12

      I eat dinner at lunchtime

  • @hjalfi
    @hjalfi 4 роки тому +1207

    In the original book, Phoebus believes that Esmerelda tried to kill him and ends up marrying someone he hates, Esmerelda gets hanged, Frollo gets pushed off the top of Notre Dame by Quasimodo, and Quasimodo, after discovering that he accidentally betrayed Esmerelda to her death, crawls into the mass grave where her body was thrown and dies there. It's pretty metal.

    • @leirawhitehart1236
      @leirawhitehart1236 3 роки тому +49

      Yeah, I don't remember anything about the original hunchback story other than the end.

    • @hellonokay1925
      @hellonokay1925 3 роки тому +64

      Frollo actually cared for quasimodo too in the book.

    • @hellonokay1925
      @hellonokay1925 3 роки тому +27

      Frollo name him his name not for his deformity but from a sarcedote

    • @hellonokay1925
      @hellonokay1925 3 роки тому +23

      A'd then esmeralda came and frollo developed the sin of lust

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 3 роки тому +7

      Didnt someone also die from disease?

  • @michelepresley3496
    @michelepresley3496 4 роки тому +602

    "Anything that breaks the law is against the law"
    hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

    • @perrycave
      @perrycave 4 роки тому +18

      _LAW IS LAW_

    • @achair650
      @achair650 4 роки тому +12

      This car looks like a car to me- *AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUDIOMOBILE*

    • @Rognik
      @Rognik 4 роки тому +10

      People die when they are killed.

    • @DavidWright004
      @DavidWright004 4 роки тому +4

      “The enemy wouldn’t stop attacking not till they won” Actual 4kids dub

    • @tyrantking8197
      @tyrantking8197 4 роки тому +6

      “People get stabbed when they get stabbed”

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +672

    "I Should review more Furry characters "
    - Saberspark

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 4 роки тому +12

      ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @nziom
      @nziom 4 роки тому

      suprisingly this one isn't

    • @ForwardBias
      @ForwardBias 4 роки тому +9

      Furry is love, furry is life

    • @NuclearTopSpot
      @NuclearTopSpot 4 роки тому

      He's not wrong...
      is he?

    • @ryanbolson23
      @ryanbolson23 4 роки тому +1

      Computers4Ever1994, dude felidae is fucking traumatizing!

  • @kodyrowe-manns6360
    @kodyrowe-manns6360 3 роки тому +593

    Saber: makes a new series
    Also saber: doesnt touch it for months

    • @devanhinskey9001
      @devanhinskey9001 3 роки тому +110

      This film was so bad it broke him. That’s why we never had another episode of this series. Because this killed it right then and there.

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 роки тому +48

      It’s been a year and he still hasn’t done another one

    • @crystalorb9438
      @crystalorb9438 2 роки тому +10

      Still hasn’t

    • @kippyips
      @kippyips 2 роки тому +8

      still hasn't

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 роки тому +23

      I made a comment a few months ago saying "where is Bargain Binge saber" or something like that and saber replied saying "Got one planned for January!"
      Yeah bud.
      You sure do.

  • @nmci8959
    @nmci8959 3 роки тому +119

    Saberspark: "A new animated series!"
    Also Saberspark: *Never makes it again*

    • @devanhinskey9001
      @devanhinskey9001 3 роки тому +25

      He inadvertently chose a cartoon so awful it basically broke him and turned him away from doing another installment of this.

  • @lukaspatrickson4776
    @lukaspatrickson4776 4 роки тому +2487

    So remember: One man’s trash is another’s trash too, but they get sponsored for it.

    • @davidvargas7165
      @davidvargas7165 4 роки тому +109

      One man's trash will eventually be brought to you by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 4 роки тому +20

      T R A S H M A N

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +6

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear joe

    • @angelinebejaran2906
      @angelinebejaran2906 4 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku fuck off, AxxL.

    • @lukaspatrickson4776
      @lukaspatrickson4776 4 роки тому +1

      Angeline bejaran Yeah that’s right, fuck off!

  • @Thatguywithadog152
    @Thatguywithadog152 4 роки тому +859

    The modern kid in the beginning confirms that the whole film takes place in a renaissance fair

    • @user-lu5bc2vn3q
      @user-lu5bc2vn3q 4 роки тому +64

      Then maybe this entire film is actually just an animated version of a play that the local elementary school decided to put on.

    • @kalebbrown9146
      @kalebbrown9146 4 роки тому +12

      "It was all a dream."

    • @vector6977
      @vector6977 3 роки тому +7

      Time traveler

    • @eieiejjr
      @eieiejjr 3 роки тому +11

      That explains the random switching between day and night

    • @noahh6186
      @noahh6186 3 роки тому +4

      Then are we to assume it's a ren-actment?

  • @enclaveenthusiast8908
    @enclaveenthusiast8908 4 роки тому +143

    Sings in Disney: "Nobody else looks like the child of Captain Hook and Gaston" 5:25

    • @CzarToonz
      @CzarToonz 3 роки тому +22

      No one has a mustache and bulging muscles, quite like the Captain Gaston (also in song form)

    • @endergamer7483
      @endergamer7483 3 роки тому +15

      @@CzarToonz He’s know what’s against the the law is illegal (my what guy that Captain Gaston)!

    • @aaronhoward665
      @aaronhoward665 3 роки тому +2

      Why they rip off this movie

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 роки тому +4

      Why did I try to sing that?

  • @bexfisch80
    @bexfisch80 3 роки тому +69

    What bugged me was the scene in the jail cell where Melody magically removes the bars from the window and they all dance. Instead of, you know, escaping.

    • @AngelRasmus3
      @AngelRasmus3 Місяць тому

      I saw that too and scrolled down to see if anyone commented on it XD

  • @kuhnuckles1
    @kuhnuckles1 4 роки тому +440

    “I proudly introduce my new series!”
    Less than a minute later
    “Why am I doing this? Who made me do this?

    • @courtjester710
      @courtjester710 4 роки тому +7

      Anything for views man
      Welcome to UA-cam

    • @-dennis3755
      @-dennis3755 4 роки тому +11

      Why are we here.... Just to suffer

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 4 роки тому +4

      DO you think that... That god stays in heaven because he too was afraid of what he has created?

  • @DeathLeprecon
    @DeathLeprecon 4 роки тому +1603

    Boss: "We're ripping off Hunchback of Notre Dame!"
    Writers: "But sir, that movie isn't out yet."
    Boss: (Pulls out a VHS of Beauty and the Beast.)

    • @alexlasers1358
      @alexlasers1358 4 роки тому +88

      Just use 50% of the plot on this VHS, 30% from this poster, and the rest can be whatever you think of on the crapper, also make sure it has some sort of flashback scene.

    • @yolkyostritch1692
      @yolkyostritch1692 4 роки тому +8

      Ohhhhh

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 3 роки тому +3

      This is an old post, but you can't really rip off something that was never yours. Disney doesn't really DO original films, they're all folklore, Brothers Grimm or Fairy Tale retellings for kids.

    • @lillianlasombra
      @lillianlasombra 3 роки тому +3

      @@Maniacman2030 That wasn't really the point. Almost all jokes fall apart under intense scrutiny; it's best to grain of salt it.

  • @shaquille_oatmeal6949
    @shaquille_oatmeal6949 3 роки тому +117

    Saber: “and the cello.... stick...?
    Me, a cellist: **screams in orchestra**

    • @queenblister7845
      @queenblister7845 3 роки тому +13

      I’m a violin player but
      *ITS NOT A STICK ITS A BOW >:(*

    • @CoppeRoseBush
      @CoppeRoseBush 2 роки тому +3

      Violist here. Likewise

    • @arcticdino1650
      @arcticdino1650 2 роки тому +2

      S T I C K

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois 2 роки тому +1

      @@queenblister7845 *reading that comment, realise that in French, it is called "Archet" and that looking in that word it literally mean "small bow"*.
      *Mind blown!*

  • @victoriagarcia3078
    @victoriagarcia3078 3 роки тому +26

    Hunchback of Notre Dame (book) ends with Esmeralda being put to death for the murder of Captain Phoebus, who actually wasn't dead and who was attacked by Frollo, Quasimodo then proceeded to pick up Archdeacon Frollo and throw him off Notre Dame and exclaim "There is all I've ever loved." Quasimodo then crawls into Esmeralda's grave and lays with her corpse until he eventually dies of starvation, the book ends several years later where two skeletons are unearthed, one a very unusual looking skeleton with a hunchback embracing another skeleton, and when they're pulled apart they immediately crumple to dust.

  • @peacepie9993
    @peacepie9993 4 роки тому +509

    "My fans call me a furry but then they like the furry stuff"
    Whoops, call-out 😂

  • @jesseherrera6487
    @jesseherrera6487 4 роки тому +1856

    Bruh, ripoff Quasimodo looks like shaggy with scoliosis.

  • @BlazeFireMC
    @BlazeFireMC 3 роки тому +56

    He didn't actually put the movie he was reviewing in the title, and he hasn't done one of these in over a year despite having plenty of options. We'd love to see more!

  • @JHenmanMusic
    @JHenmanMusic 3 роки тому +59

    6:45 Not that it really matters, but while the setting of the opera "Carmen" is indeed in Spain, the composer of the opera, Bizet, was French. In fact, the opera itself is in French, depite the setting being in Spain.

  • @rex_ink
    @rex_ink 4 роки тому +5548

    "they call me a furry but they like the furry stuff" WE'VE BEEN CALLED OUT

  • @hallikellemeyer4026
    @hallikellemeyer4026 4 роки тому +553

    _Saberspark: “Let’s review some bad movies-“_
    _Films: S u c k s -_
    _Saberspark: “... Time to break out the alcohol.”_

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 4 роки тому +5

      Halli Kellemeyer •ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ ɢᴀʟ•
      Me: Saberspark I agree with you

    • @tsiagian6610
      @tsiagian6610 4 роки тому +5

      Therapist: "What is the problem that you're facing?"
      Me: "This" *shows the movie*
      Therapist: "Ima go and get a noose i mean talk to the psychiatrist"
      A few minutes later
      Me: "Where's the therapist?"
      Psychiatrist: "um..." *the therapist hung himself*
      Me: "Ok so you got any anti depression pills or some way to make me less suicidal or something to erase the movie out of my head?"
      Psychiatrist: "Here" *gives me a gun* "just in case if the gun won't work or you have no bullets." *gives pills so i could kill myself* "if the pills won't work so..." *gives noose* "only use one of these once and i'm sure it would work."

  • @lunch_trey
    @lunch_trey 3 роки тому +37

    "Anything that breaks the law is against the law."
    Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

  • @jungtothehuimang
    @jungtothehuimang 2 роки тому +18

    Legend has it that we'll be waiting for the next bargain binge until we die

  • @swagmaster47625
    @swagmaster47625 4 роки тому +746

    Spanish Gaston: “Everything against the law is illegal!”
    Hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 4 роки тому +26

      And water is wet

    • @jp100780
      @jp100780 4 роки тому +35

      no one makes redundant statements like gaston

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 4 роки тому +8

      jp100780 and wood is made out of wood

    • @suemccashland
      @suemccashland 4 роки тому +14

      i use redundancies in all of my EXTRAPOLATING

    • @osothecat5194
      @osothecat5194 4 роки тому +9

      When you fall you drop

  • @amysarahace
    @amysarahace 4 роки тому +536

    saberspark: dies in the inside
    38K people: intresting

  • @buckassnerd1906
    @buckassnerd1906 3 роки тому +9

    I know what the "Quasi turns handsome" thing is... ugh.
    It's mimicking the end of Beauty and the Beast, but without explaining there's a curse. Yeah, I'm like 99% sure that's what they were going for, but forgot to explain it.
    Also, I'd feel bad about myself, probably, if I were hired to write one of these things, but....
    Quasi's half brother being attractive & respected around town while he has to hide in a tower could be the crux of Quasi's story. Melodi being born with the ability to literally create life might be something Gaston rip off wants to take advantage of to maybe idk, take over Paris with an army of statues or something. This all brings Quasi in conflict with his brother while having to protect Melodi from being used as a weapon. Boom. More interesting movie.

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 4 роки тому +18

    "Anything against the law is illegal."
    - John-hook-Gaston-frollo

  • @makotoplush9776
    @makotoplush9776 4 роки тому +278

    There are three types of movies Saber likes to subject himself to:
    -Furry movies
    -Uncanny valley movies
    -The Disney at home

    • @gggghhhheeee
      @gggghhhheeee 4 роки тому +4

      Well he enjoys the furry movies

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 4 роки тому +2

      gggghhhhheeee *loves the furry movies

    • @gamemasternintendoo
      @gamemasternintendoo 4 роки тому +3

      Apparently he enjoys the furry movies a little too much, if the state of that dvd case is any indication. Dude! Clean up when you’re done!

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 4 роки тому

      @@gamemasternintendoo Reminds me of that Lionmon skit from Digimon Abridged

  • @cmm07r
    @cmm07r 4 роки тому +573

    Saberspark: "I'm not a furry"
    Also Saberspark: (holds ZhuZhuPets) "Why is it all sticky"

    • @juzoinui4627
      @juzoinui4627 4 роки тому +25

      cmm07r
      It must be covered in hot man bazoka juice

    • @x3ds7
      @x3ds7 4 роки тому +45

      the next victims of the jar

    • @juzoinui4627
      @juzoinui4627 4 роки тому +4

      Kane the anime king
      Best line from AVGN ever

    • @kiezono4721
      @kiezono4721 4 роки тому +5

      The chalice 😳

    • @Marta-us4pq
      @Marta-us4pq 4 роки тому +2

      @@x3ds7 PLEASE DON'T

  • @thatoneswordguy
    @thatoneswordguy 4 роки тому +45

    10:28 this movie is so bad it doesn’t deserve Kingdom Hearts music.

  • @NG-qr9so
    @NG-qr9so 3 роки тому +21

    "There will never be another Bargain Binge"
    Well

  • @MKRhaenerya
    @MKRhaenerya 4 роки тому +2210

    "I dont know how the book ends"
    Esmeralda: [hanged]
    Phoebus: [married to another woman]
    Frollo: [Quasimodo threw him from the bell tower]
    Quasi: [Died while hugging Esmeralda's dead body]
    what a nice story, just for kids :)

    • @MKRhaenerya
      @MKRhaenerya 4 роки тому +41

      @@SamOty-pb2dp absolutely

    • @JackOfen
      @JackOfen 4 роки тому +70

      @@MKRhaenerya
      Hmmm I think I like the one where Quasi grows angel wings more

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 4 роки тому +85

      Also Clopin and the Court of Miracles died or got arrested trying to rescue Esmeralda.

    • @mexa_t6534
      @mexa_t6534 4 роки тому +8

      OnO

    • @alexxxander3318
      @alexxxander3318 4 роки тому +62

      The goat survives tho

  • @ForgottenDaydreamer
    @ForgottenDaydreamer 4 роки тому +618

    For those who want to know the end of the book:
    Esmeralda is hanged, and Quasimodo, in his grief and despair, pushes Frollo from the cathedral tower. The novel ends many years later, when two skeletons-that of a hunchback and that of a woman-are found embracing in Esmeralda's tomb.

    • @marianasobrenome3316
      @marianasobrenome3316 4 роки тому +59

      Damn

    • @Cinsavant
      @Cinsavant 4 роки тому +82

      Hugo didnt fuck around

    • @kendra4507
      @kendra4507 4 роки тому +38

      Also, she was 14.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому +104

      Yup. And in the book, Phoebus was an asshole who broke Esmeralda's heart and sold her out to Frollo. And she wasn't even a gypsy! She was a "proper white christian girl" raised by gypsies, and that was meant to be the tragedy, that the girl would die even though she wasn't even a member of the group she was being punished for being. And Quasimodo tried to force himself on her. That scene where he has her in his belfry? Yeah, that wasn't consensual in the book.
      The story is nine kinds of fucked up. It's racist, sexist, and everybody dies in the end. 🤷‍♀️

    • @mlpdisneylover
      @mlpdisneylover 4 роки тому +13

      Wobbles and Bean yikes....

  • @miabella5504
    @miabella5504 4 роки тому +6

    Carmen takes place in Spain but is sung in French so it is just as confusing as the character of Jean-Claude, and fits perfectly for him

  • @weebtrashtvt6657
    @weebtrashtvt6657 2 роки тому +14

    I love this series, there should definately be more bargain binges in the future

  • @user-lu5bc2vn3q
    @user-lu5bc2vn3q 4 роки тому +1042

    “He’s so ugly he has bad posture and covers his face with his hair”
    Me: so basically Quasimodo is an emo teenager?

    • @rley101
      @rley101 3 роки тому +67

      He actually does just look like an emo teenager in this movie pft

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 3 роки тому +10

      Diva from Musical Hell said the same thing!

    • @hellonokay1925
      @hellonokay1925 3 роки тому +9

      Now am just imagining quasimodo having emo hair and how it actually see in that it actual fit.

    • @kwall9281
      @kwall9281 3 роки тому +5

      I guess I'm quasimodo

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster 3 роки тому +2

      *oh no*

  • @ididabarrelroll
    @ididabarrelroll 4 роки тому +589

    Wait...when she's in jail during that song number, she literally turned the window bars alive which gave her enough room to climb out said window.

    • @mhynhuie588
      @mhynhuie588 4 роки тому +55

      I came here for this comment 😂😭 Its so confusing !!! Its like she actually waits... for the story to happen haha

    • @ididabarrelroll
      @ididabarrelroll 4 роки тому +28

      @@mhynhuie588 Hah glad I wasn't the only one. I mean the whole movie is wtf, but that one thing kinda jumped out for me for some reason.

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 4 роки тому +8

      Could have been more interesting if she escaped. But who am I kidding, that would take longer to make. And result in an even longer 'movie'.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +8

      When she brings them to life, it looks like there are two layers of bars because one set was painted into the background layer but then another set were animated on top of them. And then, when it zooms out while she's singing, there are none. But I like to imagine it wasn't real anyway, and was instead the ergotism kicking in.

    • @ididabarrelroll
      @ididabarrelroll 4 роки тому +15

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah I figure maybe she doesn't even have magic, she's just so fucking high on drugs that she's imagining all those inanimate objects are alive.

  • @fragzilla4531
    @fragzilla4531 2 роки тому +7

    Saber: says this will be new series
    “Posted 1 year ago”

  • @Plumtopia
    @Plumtopia 2 роки тому +18

    2:29 I mean if there's one thing Disney doesn't need it's more control. Anytime Disney loses a court case is a win in my book

  • @yourlocalbicronoverlord
    @yourlocalbicronoverlord 4 роки тому +1722

    *sees a dvd with a bunch of hamsters on it*
    “Ew, why is it sticky?”
    *OH NO*

  • @themidlandconnection
    @themidlandconnection 4 роки тому +284

    WHY DOES THE HUNCHBACK GO FROM LOOKING LIKE SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO AND THEN TURN INTO ERIC FROM LITTLE MERMAID
    WHAAAAAAAA!?

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 4 роки тому +16

      They wanted someone who uses 1% of his maximum power to get views my dude.

    • @domingadoflaminga3961
      @domingadoflaminga3961 4 роки тому +2

      Quasimodo the shapeshifter

  • @Willotaku9000
    @Willotaku9000 2 роки тому +20

    Can't wait for episode 2! Even though it's been a year and there's still no episode 2 I'm still looking forward to it!

  • @Nottyastro
    @Nottyastro 3 роки тому +6

    16:46 Her hand was glitching lmao. It’s like they wanted her hand to reach out to his shoulder at a certain point but changed their minds, and they didn’t bother leaving it out of the movie 🤷‍♀️.

  • @isupportmyself4884
    @isupportmyself4884 4 роки тому +407

    Spanish Gaston is officially the lovechild of Captain Hook and Gaston who decided to live in Mexico

  • @flooftof
    @flooftof 4 роки тому +399

    This movie is like a crazy fanfic.
    Quazi: *becomes handsome for some reason*
    Not Esmeralda: wow were getting married like right now!

    • @denises9120
      @denises9120 4 роки тому +4

      Bootleg Esmeralda

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 роки тому +2

      @@denises9120 Bootleg Esmeralda that also kinda looks like Belle and Princess Daisy.

    • @MrsMer
      @MrsMer 4 роки тому

      I guess you can't drop a hot potato. Lol

    • @accountremoved3031
      @accountremoved3031 4 роки тому

      Can i say the n-word?
      *if there's an anti-furry*

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 4 роки тому +2

      Wouldn't be the first time. Furry Noah's Ark has got to be somewhere in the darkest bowls of Deviant Art.

  • @pacman2567
    @pacman2567 2 роки тому +6

    Am I the only one who is sad that we haven’t gotten another one of these?

  • @Callumfz
    @Callumfz 2 роки тому +12

    I want another episode of bargain binge saber! Over a year my dude, do more of this stuff :D

  • @coffeeelk6364
    @coffeeelk6364 4 роки тому +980

    “Doing anything against the law is illegal!”
    Hmmm yes, this floor is made of floor

    • @ashistrash994
      @ashistrash994 4 роки тому +69

      every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.

    • @elizabethmarcum6427
      @elizabethmarcum6427 4 роки тому +46

      If you breathe you’ll live longer

    • @pizzacrumbles
      @pizzacrumbles 4 роки тому +29

      @@elizabethmarcum6427 I didnt know that thanks for the tip bro

    • @jessielefey
      @jessielefey 4 роки тому +29

      The first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club.

    • @innerecho9468
      @innerecho9468 4 роки тому +16

      If you walk you are moving

  • @sogesunkun9671
    @sogesunkun9671 4 роки тому +793

    Saberspark: Shoots himself and ends his misery
    Also Saberspark: Nearly forgot about his sponsor so resurrects outta the blue defying logic without an explanation how he did that. Just like a badly animated story

    • @caranostalgico9249
      @caranostalgico9249 4 роки тому +12

      By the power of the editors. Obviously...

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 роки тому +10

      So by the power of himself then?

    • @alissaavery6957
      @alissaavery6957 4 роки тому +8

      Then cut back to him being dead again.

    • @jjj9640
      @jjj9640 4 роки тому +1

      1:18 aye WOHLLY MOCKA, PLEASE STOP, SSTTOOPP WITH THE FURRY STUFF! WE ONLY WATCH YOUR CHANNEL FOR FUNNY BAD MOVIE REVIEWS AND INSIGHTFUL NORMAL MOVIE REVIEWS. I didn't rewrite the nuttiest nutcracker because you reviewed school girl Chica.
      P.S.: WHY DO FURRYS EXIST!?!?!?!?!?!?!
      P.S.2.: 2:05 YES, HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
      P.S.3.: 5:04 THERE IT IS, SASKOOACH. GET IT!
      P.S.4.: 25:17 Your gonna tell me Hell is cold? o.0

    • @x-blood93
      @x-blood93 4 роки тому +6

      @@jjj9640 to answer the question about why Furries exist: Because some people like different things, Because some people hate humans and because fuck it YOLO

  • @societyofcriminals
    @societyofcriminals 3 роки тому +2

    Golden Films: Yoink!
    Disney: Yoink?

  • @Bl4ckC4tsH3ll
    @Bl4ckC4tsH3ll 2 роки тому +7

    Oh my God the Zhu Zhu Pets movie took me back I almost thought it wasn’t real but all I had to do was watch this video, God my 2010’s childhood was a art piece fever dream..

  • @shupp6267
    @shupp6267 4 роки тому +300

    The main character is just Shaggy with a large upper body
    Edit: why the heck did people enjoy this comment

  • @cloudinthehead8054
    @cloudinthehead8054 4 роки тому +890

    "my channel calls me a furry" he sounds like he feels so betrayed

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 4 роки тому +36

      Probably cus he is

    • @cherryspice1011
      @cherryspice1011 4 роки тому +25

      Cloudinthehead 02 he cannot hide the truth from us no longer

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 роки тому +38

      We're the ones who watch the stuff.
      _Face it, YOU ARE the furries._

    • @freedantheeternal
      @freedantheeternal 4 роки тому +26

      @@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 As he said, "They call me a furry, but they like the furry stuff."

    • @difficultbastard
      @difficultbastard 4 роки тому +4

      No furrry like a saberspark scorned.

  • @SpookyCrypt
    @SpookyCrypt 3 роки тому +4

    Ahhh good ol Golden films. They were the plague in the 90s-2000s. I actually remember my 2nd grade teacher put on their version of The Prince and The Pauper. I got checked out for a doctor's appointment halfway and I'm still grateful to this day. (And for some reason living inanimate objects were a reoccurring theme in their movies. They serve no purpose but.... here they are. )

  • @McCammalot
    @McCammalot 2 роки тому +6

    It just occurred to me (ages since I've dealt with this in music class)-Carmen is actually in French and written by a French guy, but *about* Spaniards. Still probably not the best choice for Hunchback, though...

  • @nataliebatista06
    @nataliebatista06 4 роки тому +265

    Not-Gaston™: "Anything that breaks the law is against the law"
    *Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*

    • @dane1317
      @dane1317 4 роки тому +1

      Full of ecstasy and fire

    • @blameitonmillie5506
      @blameitonmillie5506 4 роки тому +4

      79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs

    • @cockroachteeth
      @cockroachteeth 4 роки тому +7

      Hmm yes the floor here seems to be made out of floor

    • @masterofmages729
      @masterofmages729 4 роки тому +1

      Obviously you do not live in Africa, as far as we know 6 seconds pass for every minute! Teacher do not lie, right?

    • @Stonkzy
      @Stonkzy 4 роки тому +3

      Every 24 hours, a day passes. Together, we can stop this.

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 4 роки тому +95

    No one rips off films like Gaston,
    Grows a pencil mustache like Gaston,
    Is Spanish and French like Gaston,
    Walks down the street playing Carmen like Gaston,
    No one drives Saberspark mad like Gaston!

    • @thamyris8953
      @thamyris8953 4 роки тому +2

      Ronin 6 this is far too underrated

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 4 роки тому +2

      @@thamyris8953 Thanks :D I'm glad you got some enjoyment out of it :)

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 4 роки тому

      Aww I love some comment wholesomeness 😊 ps. That comment was hilarious

  • @pb9611
    @pb9611 3 роки тому +10

    Ratatoing is incredible, Danny Gonzales commentated one it and I’d love to see your take!

  • @marithecookie6791
    @marithecookie6791 2 роки тому +3

    Hey ! Just for the info, "Carmen" is a French musical ! I really liked the video btw !
    Edit : *Spoilers from the book !* If you wanted to know, the original book ends with the execution of Esmeralda, Quasi kills Frollo by pushing him off the roof and he dies of sadness on Esmeralda's body, so yes, pretty dark:/

  • @Toriyamaus
    @Toriyamaus 4 роки тому +164

    No one is talking about the total Uno Reverse card he pulled on us and essentially called us furries.
    God, I love this man.

  • @thezanynebula5873
    @thezanynebula5873 4 роки тому +745

    "Why is the cover sticky"? You ZhuZhu furry man.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 роки тому +37

      The Zany Nebula
      Your pfp makes the comment even better

    • @cyancat6299
      @cyancat6299 4 роки тому +32

      I scrolled down to comment section just to see if someone commented on that.
      Found my answer.

    • @healerofthewaters6508
      @healerofthewaters6508 4 роки тому +11

      Apple juice spilled on it? It happens.

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 4 роки тому +8

      @@healerofthewaters6508 it was actually in the trash

    • @Luna-dw2px
      @Luna-dw2px 4 роки тому +6

      Am I the only one who watched and loved the Quest of ZhuZhu

  • @ApexOceanPredator
    @ApexOceanPredator Рік тому +6

    Really wish he'd make another one of these

  • @Marlyjade
    @Marlyjade 3 роки тому +1

    I actually had a bit of golden films stuff as a kid. I had Aladin and Snow White. I remember that rollercoaster intro so vividly. I remember that they changed the weirdest of plot points. For example, snow white, instead of an old lady giving her an apple, it was a little girl selling combs. SHE USED AND WORE A MAGIC COMB

  • @flintsonfire2133
    @flintsonfire2133 4 роки тому +813

    Saberspark: “a cello with a cello stick”
    Me who is a cellist: dies inside

    • @sophiatalksmusic3588
      @sophiatalksmusic3588 4 роки тому +38

      I think that's supposed to be a viola, too.

    • @HelloWorld-du6qx
      @HelloWorld-du6qx 4 роки тому +27

      me who is also a cellist: 👊😔

    • @rubywest5166
      @rubywest5166 4 роки тому +43

      Well, of course it’s a viola- it’s a knockoff violin for a knockoff movie!

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 4 роки тому +20

      As a viola player a part of me died

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 4 роки тому +6

      Why dos that sound oddly sexual?

  • @paxxisticks
    @paxxisticks 4 роки тому +398

    “I think a fifth grader could write a better story.”
    *cries in elementary school composition notebooks*

    • @luckyfur
      @luckyfur 4 роки тому +4

      You know what, I’ll accept that challenge-

    • @rock1325
      @rock1325 4 роки тому +1

      PaxFloof TRUE DOE-

  • @apiz-chan2550
    @apiz-chan2550 3 роки тому +11

    "Who wants to watch zhu zhu pets:quest for zhu"
    "ME:

  • @dakotamasters5966
    @dakotamasters5966 4 роки тому +16

    13:12 She literally had the chance to escape.

  • @juliamccat8073
    @juliamccat8073 4 роки тому +792

    "who wants to watch zhu zhu pets: quest for zhu?"
    9-year-old me: i do

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 4 роки тому +12

      ☺️ Awwww

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 3 роки тому +33

      Zhu Zhu Pets were a massive part of my life when I was like.... 5-9 years old or so. I would have loved to watch a movie about them

    • @fruitystarstar949
      @fruitystarstar949 3 роки тому +12

      @@exist4046 i never saw the movie, but I loved Zhu Zhus as a kid. I had one of those tunnel things that I put my Zhu Zhu pets in. Which lead to me owning three guinea pigs (not all at once) which was super fun

    • @berketexx
      @berketexx 3 роки тому +1

      i loved that movie when i was really little :)

    • @icantthinkofaname5853
      @icantthinkofaname5853 3 роки тому +2

      i still wanna

  • @PlaguedPhoenix
    @PlaguedPhoenix 4 роки тому +246

    I'll tell you what happened with this movie, its a rip off of Beauty and the Beast, but set to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It explains Gaston, the talking instruments (like the talking dishes, etc) and why Quasimodo changes back to 'normal' at the end. They ripped two disney movies in one movie!

    • @FuzzyLittleBastard
      @FuzzyLittleBastard 4 роки тому +14

      Goldenfilms also made Beauty and the beast. It's also pretty bad.

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith 4 роки тому +4

      ... That's actually pretty fucking impressive.
      I'm not even mad, lol.

    • @PlaguedPhoenix
      @PlaguedPhoenix 4 роки тому +3

      @R. V. Datmir Neither did well meaning grand parents lol 'oh that's that movie the kids are all crazy over' But its actually this.

    • @Razgriz85
      @Razgriz85 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget that they made the hunchback (original form) look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo, so it kind of rips that off as well.

    • @yaboio3349
      @yaboio3349 3 роки тому +1

      That kinda explains why the knockoff Esmerelda is p damn white compared to the disney version

  • @eyebrawlfan5201
    @eyebrawlfan5201 2 роки тому +6

    We need more episodes of this

  • @joshuagoforth1658
    @joshuagoforth1658 3 роки тому +8

    This is hilarious 🤣 and I love how quasi turns into brunette generic prince Eric

  • @jackshadowbrowse
    @jackshadowbrowse 4 роки тому +675

    It’s literally “we have Disney movies at home”

    • @sanzhilavanzanabila8852
      @sanzhilavanzanabila8852 4 роки тому +17

      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
      ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 роки тому +4

      sanzhilavanza nabila YES! YES! YES! YES!

    • @calebpribyl5152
      @calebpribyl5152 4 роки тому +1

      @Aaron Landry Y E S!!!!

    • @My_little_kendall88
      @My_little_kendall88 4 роки тому +2

      there are too many jojo references down there..

    • @Jacob-rf7ci
      @Jacob-rf7ci 4 роки тому

      Disney movies at home:

  • @DarkTider
    @DarkTider 4 роки тому +445

    The ending of the book can be summarized with two words:
    "Everybody dies!"

    • @Cinsavant
      @Cinsavant 4 роки тому +10

      So....Hamlet

    • @Eduardobarthwe
      @Eduardobarthwe 4 роки тому +8

      Thuran Just like real life!

    • @melonsaway3929
      @melonsaway3929 4 роки тому +10

      Did you say ... Most of Shakespeare?

    • @SlowForest
      @SlowForest 4 роки тому +11

      The movie was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому +2

      @@SlowForest There once was a Commander Shepherd who was so ugly that everyone died.
      Saw that on a vid showing the worst ending to ME2.

  • @stupidass69420
    @stupidass69420 3 роки тому +3

    *ZHU ZHU PETS WAS LITERALLY METH FOR ME WHEN I WAS 6*

  • @ThemGayPigeon
    @ThemGayPigeon 3 роки тому +3

    I HATE the fact that this movie was among my childhood movies I've had, I CANNOT remember watching it but that cover will forever be engraved into my memory

  • @emerymcevoy3997
    @emerymcevoy3997 4 роки тому +345

    At this point, I can't tell if Saber is a closeted furry, not a furry, ironically a closeted furry, post-ironically a closeted furry, or post-ironically a closeted not-furry.
    or post-post-ironically a closeted furry-maybe-not-probably.
    YOOOOO WAS THAT A FACE REVEAL NOT IN A FURSUIT

    • @hardcyd3r
      @hardcyd3r 4 роки тому +5

      Yes.

    • @officershepherdsa
      @officershepherdsa 4 роки тому +54

      I think he's coming to the realization that his subscribers are probably furries and just pandering to them.

    • @bogdansgaming8106
      @bogdansgaming8106 4 роки тому +9

      He's a brony

    • @blackraven8470
      @blackraven8470 4 роки тому +5

      Ur profile picture actually Rick rolled me whyyyyy?

    • @tophunter4865
      @tophunter4865 4 роки тому +3

      He's shockingly attractive

  • @Niznosleep
    @Niznosleep 4 роки тому +356

    comments - "SABERS A FURRY !"
    also comments - " Um why haven't you reviewed (insert movie with anthro characters here) "
    yeah sure "sabers" the furry .

    • @kingcookie9777
      @kingcookie9777 4 роки тому +3

      Nizumifangs ikr

    • @demon1ckn1ght39
      @demon1ckn1ght39 4 роки тому +4

      Shush

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 4 роки тому +6

      Correction: Sabers is _also_ a Furry.
      Don't forget he's a Brony (emeritus?) too.
      Remember the good old times, when he and Black Gryph0n went out into the woods and shotgunned panda plushies?
      ...
      It makes sense in context.

    • @71507
      @71507 4 роки тому +3

      We just want him to be like us.

    • @Hajilex
      @Hajilex 4 роки тому

      Your forgetting his twitter

  • @kadeza295
    @kadeza295 3 роки тому +10

    Ratatoing is a cinematic masterpiece, how dare you call it terrible.

  • @SqueegeeSquanch
    @SqueegeeSquanch 3 роки тому +1

    Please make more of these! This is one of my all-time favorite videos of yours and I was looking forward to this series! 😊

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 4 роки тому +154

    Writer: “I know we want to get our Hunchback rip-off out before Disney’s version, but that means we can’t completely copy them!”
    Producer: “Eh, just fill in the script with some Beauty and the Beast.”

    • @hydro1355
      @hydro1355 4 роки тому +12

      We filled in the missing dino DNA with frog DNA...

    • @Larper64
      @Larper64 4 роки тому +11

      I was thinking this exactly. Jean Claude is basically Gaston in a mustache, Melody is Belle in a yellow dress, and there are talking sentient objects who follow the heroine around. It could only be more obvious if 3 of the objects were a candelabra, a clock, and a teapot.

    • @pauljones3017
      @pauljones3017 4 роки тому +6

      @@Larper64 : Also, Quasimodo goes from a "beast" form (hunchback) to a handsome form and end up marrying the Other Female Main Character.

    • @Larper64
      @Larper64 4 роки тому +4

      @@pauljones3017
      Also Jean Claude has a small toadying lackey.

  • @kutami2951
    @kutami2951 4 роки тому +208

    I am extremely offended by the fact that you didn't point out how Quasi in this rip-off looks like a muscular Shaggy.

  • @hailbails7751
    @hailbails7751 4 роки тому +8

    The Sanctuary part kills me everytime

  • @IanFraser420
    @IanFraser420 2 роки тому +5

    I love the fact that the first episode of the series is also the last.

  • @MrSmilingDeath
    @MrSmilingDeath 4 роки тому +251

    Are we just going to ignore the part where she makes her prison bars come to life for the music, thus turning the now open window into a possible route of escape from her cell yet decides to stand around and sing anyway?

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 роки тому +16

      These characters lack brain cells, it seems.

    • @wyattewalker217
      @wyattewalker217 4 роки тому +8

      I was hoping someone would point this out 😂

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr

    • @tank382
      @tank382 4 роки тому +1

      Lets not forget before the bars start dancing they are still there

    • @puppies24ful
      @puppies24ful 4 роки тому +1

      Tbf, she’s probably in a high tower, but like...she couldn’t create a rope or ladder or something?....

  • @Quartzmonarch15
    @Quartzmonarch15 4 роки тому +489

    Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that “Melody” slapped the living tambourine with a face against her a** at 15:45?

    • @cementbox4430
      @cementbox4430 4 роки тому +56

      Dark Side a tambourine got more ass then me.

    • @fruit.snakkx
      @fruit.snakkx 4 роки тому +15

      ThiccDuck o o f

    • @elmundodecram3731
      @elmundodecram3731 4 роки тому +7

      Bruh :v

    • @stupiddreamsyt2955
      @stupiddreamsyt2955 4 роки тому +8

      Dark Side fan service

    • @aldubm2234
      @aldubm2234 4 роки тому +16

      Right! So weird. I was thinking that too. I even think the face was disturbed on the living thing

  • @invock
    @invock 3 роки тому +5

    06:43 Nope, Carmen is a french comedic opera. It remains an awful and completely anachronic choice for Notre Dame de Paris, but it's still french.

  • @koalasandwich567
    @koalasandwich567 3 роки тому +6

    Victor Hugo's ghost while watching this: "Look how the massacared my boy"

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 2 роки тому

      "You did that yourself at the end of your own novel!"

  • @scuffffed
    @scuffffed 4 роки тому +111

    I just realized, for the story they pretty much attempted to copy beauty and the beast but with the hunchback of notre dame.
    -Litterly copied the villain
    -Talking objects
    -Kiss that turns the ugly to handsome

    • @wilczus222
      @wilczus222 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah, same with Melody, looks like they mashed Belle in her ball gown with Esmeralda. Why rip off one movie when You can rip off *two*.

  • @mattr9852
    @mattr9852 4 роки тому +542

    This movie reminds me of the whole reason I disliked the ending of Hotel Transylvania 2. We love you dispite the fact your are not a vampire and you can live with monsters like your human father. What's that? You actually are a vampire? Well OK then, kinda defeats the moral of the story, but whatever.

    • @AnomalyINC
      @AnomalyINC 4 роки тому +71

      I feel the same about a "Totally Spies" episode. Sam has found a grey hair, and during the episode she realises that it's okay to get grey hair, and that getting older is not something to be ashamed of. Then the episode ends with her finding out that her hair has just been splashed with paint, and she's very relieved.
      Everybody laughs, episode ends. I don't even remember the villain, I just remember that even as a kid, I was put off by the hypocrisy.

    • @vithepiltoverenforcer8778
      @vithepiltoverenforcer8778 4 роки тому +9

      Just waiting for your crossover intro wit Phelous. Kinda like the intro with JonTron and Nostalgia Critic.

    • @autobotrock4789
      @autobotrock4789 4 роки тому +42

      I hate it because the fight scene is so cringy. Gee, it sure sucks I'm a weak human child and this vampire is gonna kill me. Oh wait, vampire powers activated! I can now somehow beat the shit out of this grown ass vampire with some karate moves because friendship or something! It's like it was written by an actual kid.

    • @khalidahmed4038
      @khalidahmed4038 4 роки тому +1

      and beauty and the beast

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 роки тому +15

      @@khalidahmed4038 In that movie's case, Beast was supposed to become a human because he was one originally, and if the curse wasn't broken, he'd be a mindless predatory animal forever. And also, imagine if Belle married him while in beast form, Disney would be accused of promoting bestiality.

  • @ericbeilmann3649
    @ericbeilmann3649 3 роки тому +2

    I like how the animated thumbnail only showed clips from the Disney version when you hovered over it. When I saw that and the title I could only wonder what you had against Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.

  • @massacresoldier3082
    @massacresoldier3082 2 роки тому +2

    It's weird that that version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame has been in my church's basement for years now but we've never watched it because it's a VHS tape.

  • @yuki_1002
    @yuki_1002 4 роки тому +377

    There's another ripoff where Spoilers:
    Quasimodo grows angel wings.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 роки тому

      Yuki_100 oh yeah😅

    • @Ihartwalrusguy
      @Ihartwalrusguy 4 роки тому +4

      What is it tell me!

    • @yuki_1002
      @yuki_1002 4 роки тому +15

      It’s called The Secret of the Hunchback.

    • @karenelizabeth1590
      @karenelizabeth1590 4 роки тому +23

      Phelous is the master of bad Hunchback movie reviews.

    • @peucoman
      @peucoman 4 роки тому +22

      How sad is it that *the Dingo Pictures* Hunchback is the most accurate to the book, out of all Hunchback movies, *INCLUDING DISNEY?*

  • @clockworkcat8576
    @clockworkcat8576 4 роки тому +221

    "Who wants to watch Zhuzhu pets: quest for zhu?!?"
    5 year old me: *proceed to watch the shit out of that movie for a whole year*

    • @bunnyninja4127
      @bunnyninja4127 4 роки тому +12

      Delanie Kalwasinski I also watched that movie so many times and I remember that the snake lady scared the shit out of me

    • @cockroachteeth
      @cockroachteeth 4 роки тому +3

      Im so sorry

    • @kingcookie9777
      @kingcookie9777 4 роки тому +3

      Delanie Kalwasinski (._. )

    • @ilikebutter1969
      @ilikebutter1969 4 роки тому +3

      I didn't know about the movie but the toys were shit

    • @eeveestar6826
      @eeveestar6826 4 роки тому +8

      @@ilikebutter1969 I think you mean that the toys were THE shit. They were super popular at my school. I think I owned about six of them.

  • @ghostqpid3079
    @ghostqpid3079 2 роки тому +2

    That transformation from hunch-back to "normal" was fucking hilarious