@@shortsentral sometimes people don't listen when I say "Uber ready!" This one heavy had 700 hours and when I popped, he fucking stood there 😑 I raged quit tbh but goddamn...
@@tobobopodopolis9787 Tbh honest it works most of the time, the momment i see a bot entering the server i just go brr on those binds so the other team does sth about it
the only bind i use is "Hey pyro if you use your airblast on a teammate on fire it will extinguish them! please extinguish me!" The amount of times that has saved my life is unreal
Is it cheating if I go soldier, full troldier loadout, exchange the market gardener with the disciplinary action, and rely entirely on random crits? Also whenever I see a really try hard soldier, spy, scout, or sniper main, I use my special bind that I save for only the edgiest and most try hard players, “YOU HAVE BEEN DISCIPLINED”
Take a look at a Titanfall 2 video with captions turned on, that's a big giveaway that it's source. It was chosen because of it's ability to run at 60fps on low end hardware (mainly for the X360 and PS3).
That's something that happens more often than you would believe. Game developers using old game engines and polishing them to today's engines standards. Hell, the Call of Duty series use id Tech 3 engine. Yes, the engine used to run Quake 3, a game from 1999 (Google 'Call of Duty engine'). Today, they use the IW Engine, but surprise surprise, it is the same id Tech 3 engine, but upgraded and refined to the teeth. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IW_engine
I'd write down every single word from this video, then copy paste it into an absolutely colossal comment on the cosmic scale of text to help you out. but I can't be fucked, this things 15 minutes long of some medic number seven ranting.
00:00 this video is brought to you by campus 00:01 comm design your own custom snap backs 00:04 and hats 00:10 can we talk about binds you know these 00:14 things the things that just dump 00:16 meaningless words into existence for all 00:18 the world to see like a shitty 2 a.m. 00:20 high school paper I mean these things if 00:23 you've played tf2 for more than now I 00:25 don't know 12 seconds and you've 00:27 probably seen them deck the chat with 00:29 boughs of garbage plenty of times some 00:32 of them bad and some of them just so 00:34 much worse now over the years there 00:37 there is the chance that I may have 00:39 developed just a teeny tiny 00:43 insignificant minuscule absolute hatred 00:46 for chat vines not all of them mind you 00:48 just a you know but Titanic majority for 00:51 those of you who somehow don't exactly 00:53 know what I'm talking about 00:54 when valve was developing tf2 somebody 00:57 thought it would be a fantastic idea to 01:00 give players the ability to press a 01:02 button and have that instantly post any 01:05 sort of sentence they want for the whole 01:06 server to see in the chat without any 01:09 sort of limitations on how fast or how 01:11 long they could do it you're probably 01:14 all aware it's exactly as irritating as 01:17 it sounds 01:18 honestly speaking though since then 01:20 they've been a pretty integral part of 01:22 tf2 for just ages they're really 01:25 everywhere and unless you can get rid of 01:27 the chat log you really can't avoid them 01:29 now if you haven't been able to tell or 01:32 not I pretty much have nothing but 01:33 undying hate for most binds they're 01:36 irritating obnoxious and do nothing but 01:38 make the person pressing the button feel 01:40 a very false sense of pride I've 01:42 actually wondered for quite a bit why we 01:44 don't really talk about binds more often 01:46 I mean we do but people seem to spend 01:49 way more time glorifying them than 01:51 pointing it out how shitty they are I 01:53 mean the way I see it it's because 01:55 they're almost on the same level as hats 01:57 I mean their accessories they're their 01:59 ways people can distinguish themselves 02:00 from one another and as a result 02:02 literally everybody has them some of you 02:05 may be wondering how this is a thing and 02:07 honestly more of you are probably 02:09 wondering how you hop onto this crazy 02:11 super hip buying craze 02:14 because their words people you say well 02:17 the answer is simple in tf2 you can 02:19 write things in tf2 you can also tell 02:21 the game to do things when you press a 02:22 button telling the game to say this when 02:25 you press a key is treated by the game 02:27 the same way that by endings spacebar to 02:29 jump and shift to Crouch is which by the 02:31 way if you haven't done that already 02:32 highly recommended really easy on your 02:34 binky how you make a bind is easy and 02:36 they aren't just used for saying silly 02:38 things in chat they can also help you be 02:40 more nimble jump higher and even see 02:42 through walls but those are harmless 02:44 binds what I'm talking about is text 02:46 binds it's important to know that there 02:48 are in fact different ways people use 02:50 binds like actually using them for 02:55 relevant information for example believe 02:57 it or not some people actually use them 02:59 to tell their team important stuff you 03:01 will usually see medic maids doing this 03:03 basically using a text bind whenever 03:05 they pop to tell the rest of their team 03:06 that they use in uber or if they switch 03:08 to a different medigun some classes will 03:10 use it to call out med picks others will 03:12 use them to communicate when they can't 03:14 use a mic but on the whole they are 03:16 pretty rare these are the only ones that 03:18 I actively encourage I mean if the 03:20 utility in game allows you to 03:22 communicate better in an environment 03:23 where teamwork is the critical deciding 03:26 factor and whether your team wins or 03:28 loses by all means go for it 03:31 it's beyond this that things just kind 03:34 of get a little muddy sometimes people 03:38 have something to say that comments on 03:40 specific events in the game primarily 03:42 their infamous fair and balanced bind 03:44 that everyone sees so often I'll get to 03:47 that one in a bit other times they'll 03:49 have something that just capitalizes on 03:51 whatever's happening even yours truly 03:53 has one for special occasions but 03:55 honestly just because I'm too lazy to 03:57 type it out which I'm sure is a case for 03:59 a lot of people binds in this category 04:01 are fine not great just fine they 04:03 usually are things no-one would say in 04:05 regular games anyway and binding them 04:07 just cuts out the middleman so there's 04:10 really no harm done 04:12 cheaters using binds are also a thing 04:15 you've most likely seen the notorious 04:17 get good get LMAO nays box spam at least 04:21 somewhere crammed into the chat or 04:23 weirdly enough them almost obliterated 04:25 chat completely because it's either to 04:26 fill it or make sure it stays empty 04:28 apparently there's no in between weirdly 04:31 enough these binds are on the whole kind 04:33 of good for the game he does it lets 04:34 players identify cheaters a lot quicker 04:36 so I can appreciate that of course then 04:39 there's the morons who will press that 04:40 bind and spam it in chat even if they're 04:43 not cheating and then laugh at people 04:44 calling them a cheater and then being 04:47 upset because they actually got kicked 04:49 it's like wearing a ski mask in the 04:51 convenience store and wondering why the 04:52 hell you got tased come on and what the 04:54 fuck you think is gonna happen some 04:58 people use them to taunt other players 05:00 because sometimes the fact that the game 05:02 has an entire mechanic surrounding that 05:04 very concept clearly is not enough 05:07 besides why risk yourself taunting which 05:10 makes you completely helpless for a 05:12 couple of seconds when you could just 05:13 press a button and be done with it this 05:15 is where things start to get a little 05:16 abrasive because it all depends on what 05:18 they're saying 05:19 your average med you drop something and 05:22 nerd down are fine they're just fine 05:25 being a little worn out but they're fine 05:27 it's just when things start bleeding 05:29 into the next category that's when 05:31 there's a problem 05:33 there's your golden answer anytime you 05:36 see some little bubble of crap pop up in 05:38 the chat like a butthole dipped in dish 05:40 soap there's a pretty good chance it is 05:42 or at some point was a mean I'm not sure 05:45 if meme is the right term for these but 05:47 as far as I'm concerned any predictable 05:49 boring repetitive completely irrelevant 05:52 joke that idiots reference over and over 05:55 again because they think they're funny 05:56 easily qualifies it's just something 05:59 some kid thought he was funny posting 06:01 but in the end isn't worth the bandwidth 06:02 it takes to show it the chat bombs 06:04 probably wouldn't be so goddamn 06:06 cancerous if it weren't for the idiots 06:07 copying pasting the same completely 06:10 unrelated unfunny bullshit over it up 06:13 for again because you know what a dead 06:15 horse needs more browsers the problem is 06:18 even though there are a good amount of 06:20 different ways people use that one 06:22 button press most of them fall into that 06:24 last category and that's what ruins it 06:26 for the rest of them all the helpful 06:29 mediocre binds in the world can never be 06:31 enough to compensate for the sheer 06:34 magnitude of moronic things people 06:36 funnel from their favorite repetitive 06:39 joke repository 06:40 I should probably clarify I don't hate 06:44 buying specifically I hate what people 06:47 use them to say the reason the whole 06:49 idea of chat binds being used for just 06:52 shit you copied off a 4chan pisses me 06:54 off so bad is because does trashiest 06:57 chat Bynes get this is an opportunity 07:00 for someone to press a button and have 07:01 what they want to say spewed out to the 07:05 rest of the world like a raw sewage wet 07:07 teaser party so to take that opportunity 07:09 and blow it on something that isn't your 07:12 idea specifically and isn't worth 07:14 anyone's time or attention is such a 07:17 goddamn waste maybe it's just me not 07:20 understanding why saying the same thing 07:22 that's been said a thousand times is 07:24 funny maybe I'm getting old 07:26 maybe I'm just this cranky old hag who 07:28 thinks everything should be done by hand 07:30 and they old-fashioned right but 07:32 regardless of what I think you have to 07:35 admit that there's something wrong when 07:36 what you have to say that you deep down 07:39 inside deem worthy of sharing with the 07:42 world has already been said a million 07:45 goddamn times 07:47 and I'm a tf2 youtuber recycled content 07:50 is the lifeblood of Who I am so believe 07:53 me when I say it's time to put your 07:56 tired old crits or fair and balanced 07:58 joke down if you want to make a snide 08:02 comment about random crits like the 08:04 other continents full of people who 08:06 think it's necessary to oust a mechanic 08:08 we all know is broken by all means do it 08:10 I'll never stop you but for God's sake 08:14 put some variety into it so now it gets 08:17 exponentially worse when that sort of 08:19 opportunity you have to have your ideas 08:22 put out there doesn't even have the 08:24 dignity of being used to spam a crappy 08:26 meme and instead is being used for a 08:29 lenny face or one of the other equally 08:31 irritating variations that have just 08:33 spawned out of the natural ecosystem 08:35 that is the internet it's become 08:37 something that's so watered-down and so 08:39 oversaturated these days it's lost all 08:42 meaning whatsoever i don't even know 08:44 what y
I met a heavy today in two-cities mvm WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAUNT and yes, he has over 500 hours in tf2 and cosmetics BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAUNT.
I love how the mathematical formula he used to demonstrate how funny binds are proportional to how many times they’re used always makes the value below 1 regardless of the input values, thereby implying that binds are universally not funny by nature.
The thing is, they only work... because they don't work. Like a joke that's so unfunny that you have to laugh at how bad it is, 99% of binds are so witless and inoffensive that some people are irritated by how witless and inoffensive they are.
Here is a few things I am surprised about: - Someone else is annoyed by shitty binds - Someone else is using shift for crouch - ArraySeven posted a video Truly a miracle
Here is a few things I am surprised about: - Phone dictionary is a wild creature, and writes what it wants, not what I want Truly it's just an internet so we both shouldn't care about it
Here are a few excuses for 'typos': -Autocorrect -Wrong key -No brainer Truly, these sterotypes are 10% (or 99% if you're dealing with autocorrect) going to happen at any time.
Trade binds - Cool, allow easy advertising in a trade server. Meme binds - *CAN* be funny, especially when the mastermind behind it is smart. Explode/kill binds - Useful when you need to die to get to your team. Switch loadout binds - Useful in general as the diversity of weapons allow many playstyles to be enabled. Lenny binds - DID YOU SEE THAT GUY HE'S SO SUPER FLY HE'S THE COOLEST GUY HE'S GOT A LENNY BIND
Hi! Just a heads up, when Array talks about "Seeing through walls" he's talking about "medic radar," which is something you can make using console commands so that medics can see nearby teammates through walls. In TF2, its possible to set a setting so that the game automatically puts a red cross over a teammates head when theyre low health. The medic radar sets the damage threshold to 150% of a players health. Since 150% health is the maximum overheal a player can get, it basically matks all nearby teammates as hurt, and it plays the sound and shows the red cross above all nearby teammates for a few seconds, which can be seen through walls. It then resets the threshold to a preset value (for example, 80%) so that the radar can be used again.
When just reading title it seemed like you didn't like any binds, but you're fine with good ones. So, i combined memey binds with helpful binds to create the ultimate bind! "THERE'S A SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!"
@@MoronicRoc You know damn well you're being fallacious here. 1. Nobody calls pepe a hate symbol anymore, pepe was used by white supremacists a lot a while ago and thats where that came from, but nobody cares anymore. 2. The exact same thing goes for the ok hand, white supremacists were using it to identify one another. So its understandable to question people using it. 3. Pogchamp wasn't "banned" from anywhere, in fact, you can still use pogchamp on twich. The guy in the original picture was a pretty terrible person and it wasn't exactly good PR for twich to keep his face as a face of the platform.
I have one chat bind, which is tied to my kill bind. I push the button, drop dead, and put **heart attack** into the chat. Gotten plenty of laughs from it.
p sure he's referring to medic radar, a bind that toggles the auto medic callout bubble on your whole team regardless of their hp, effectively letting u see your team thru walls
Step 1: bind t "say Next time target a F2P Sniper" Step 2: Use it when you hear an uncloaking spy. Step 3: Profit? Step 4: Remember you suck at the game. Step 5: Get trickstabbed. Step 6: Not stonks.
John Smith Holy shIT that’s a fricken simple bind but amazing. Edit. I have an idea for a Medic bind if you can crossbow kill or use the “red light” as said by array seven in secret medic tricks. Step 1. Bind m to say “Next time don’t target ze Übermensch!” Step 2. Use it whenever you’re in a 1v1 and win or when you kill a spy. Step 3. *Get trick-stabbed or head shot, or worse, sentry gun. Because every team has two spies or is entirely spy with a sweat sniper a blood thirsty pyro a depressed medic and Uncle Dane wannabe.*
Step 4: Get trickstabbed anyway. Step 5: Feel ze schadenfreude. Step 6: Take a little solace in the sight of the spy getting lit on fire while he laughs are you. Step 7: Cry yourself to sleep anyway.
He got kicked because a guy changed their name to his, causing the team to vote to kick him. He got falsely kicked. Dunno what you're thinking he's saying, but please read it again.
ZwanzwaN why the hell do you think that people can’t change there name to someone else in the server? They are doing it because they try to stay on longer and to fool other players on kicking a legit player instead of the hacker.
No, that means when you are playing medic, you check the autocall percentage to a very high number, allowing you to see the crossbows through walls of the ones in your team.
I love the cowmangler, and memeing, so I named my cowmangler 'rare painted cowmangler' the description is "it's not lying, it's 'modifying' the truth." i have a bind to say that when I get a kill with it
i have similar ones they go along the lines of "you'll never catch me, not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!" and (after dying) "knew i should've bought the turbo"
Now I wanna make a bind so every time I kill someone with engie’s shotgun it can say “You have yee’d your last haw.” Update: So I did have the bind, but I deleted it. And all my other binds.
Good things to use your binds for "Good job Medic!" "Enemy's flanking us" "Damn, nice kill" "Keep pushing guys!" "Spy behind us" And of course, a lenny face
Also, not really a bind but it’s something that I see all the time when playing TF2 which is getting pretty fucking annoying after playing TF2 for more than 6 years and that is people saying “ez” at the end of a match. I get it, some matches can be pretty easy and not challenging when you’re going against an number of F2P’s who just installed the game and have no real idea on what they’re doing while the more experienced players have to do a lot of the work for team for example, but my god do you have to tell the entire server that the game was easy just so you can boost your ego? That’s like telling your team that they’re a noob team or someone spamming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) binds after every kill which is getting fucking old and should die like some memes that die after a few weeks but some 12 year olds are still using them like they’re still relevant. Just stop it and let it fucking die since you spamming these kinds of binds is giving me a very good impression on what kind of person you are in real life. Also to answer you’re question. Yes, there are unfortunately some people who do get offended by some memes and class it as hate speech. Just look at how some people are reacting to Pepe the Frog.
Not to mention that it's extremely annoying when a hacker using aimbot, or another less obvious script, spams "ez" in the chat at the end of the game after multiple attempts to kick them fail because either their teammates can't play the game well enough to get kills for themselves, and so they feed off of the hacker's "skill", or they don't care about playing a fair game because they want the free exp from winning the match. Regardless, hacking and then boasting about it is just plain pathetic. It shows everyone how overinflated your ego really is, and how demented you are as a person. Welp, I'm off to go find some fries to season with all this salt.
What I find most hilarious is when I'm literally not even trying, someone kills me and writes "ez" in chat. Like... Yes, I was busy hitting a random prop with my pan while you were shooting at me, literally not trying to defend myself. It was easy...
@@nagisathebiggae6342 I ruined it but I'm happy to take the blame for the poor soul who would've genuinely liked this for the 70th time and might feel guilty about it
The text in chat goes on the screen for 0 seconds (iow it doesn't show up.) You can still type into chat and read it using the normal binding for it, but while you are playing you won't have to see it and can ignore binds to your hearts content.
Coco technically you use binds for every single button that can be pressed. And the talk was about text binds. There is nothing inherently wrong with script binds or simple binds.
Ralph The Frog you can if you mute every one on the server, also search up for no chat scripts to put in your autoexec folder they are very simple and it just makes the chat invisible unless you are typing in chat
Random crits are the life blood of TF2. they are not only fair and balanced, but fun for all parties involved. In a survey, 100% of people who got a crocket to the face responded that they would gladly repeat the experience. It is scientifically proven that random crits can lower stress levels, improving blood circulation and mental health.
I have separate binds for "sorry" "sry" "apologies" and "my bad" Maybe because I main medic and don't want my team to get too angry at me, maybe because I am Canadian.
I once had this 1 medic who used his bind every time they used uber. The whole team worked together the moment the message was posted. It was amazing.
The TF2 dream right there
That’s actually fucking great, kudos to that guy
Iosyf oh I already have an “Uber ready” bind. It helps the team a surprising amount
@@shortsentral sometimes people don't listen when I say "Uber ready!" This one heavy had 700 hours and when I popped, he fucking stood there 😑 I raged quit tbh but goddamn...
it's actually useful. many, if not all comp medic players use that uber bind
I only have two binds...
"bot on red"
"bot on blu"
TF2 in 2020:
@@tobobopodopolis9787 Tbh honest it works most of the time, the momment i see a bot entering the server i just go brr on those binds so the other team does sth about it
what about the self kill bind?
@@soulix8482 i use explode bind, but ye that one too
My bind just says "fish" my steam name is also "fish" I play fish scout way too much.
LennyBind users are like those people who keep repeating their jokes after everybody laughs at the first time they told the joke.
oh c'mon he's so cute
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
look at this little guy! how can you be mad at a handsome little face like that
I used to taunt and Lenny bind after every kill. Thanks for reminding me
@@Sillimant_ and then they repeat it more because theyre stupid and are not aware of it
@@RickJaeger look at his eyes, you can see he has sexual intensions
i use lenny bind to rage quit peapole
The best use of binds I have seen is
“Stop healing me!”
And
“Go protect the engineer!”
I name my strange pan:
"press your bind about random crits"
Desription:
"I dare you"
What's a desription?
@@intensellylit4100 its a toilet brand
I think they would unbind that message lol
oh damn that's a good one, I might use that lol
i named my pan drying pan desc: ill use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan(10 points if you know where its from$
" because you know what a dead horse needs? MORE BRUSES?!?"
Andddd I'm stealing that!
*Bruises
_Set that as a bind._
Yeah, me and Sans are gonna be THAT guy.
*bruises
Phedra
why
Twitter users on their way to tell everyone they stole the meme
the only bind i use is
"Hey pyro if you use your airblast on a teammate on fire it will extinguish them! please extinguish me!"
The amount of times that has saved my life is unreal
whoa, how did you get a gif as a profile pic?
H
Funny
waste ammo don't use it
You can count on me whit that!
"Cheaters are about 5% of bind users"
this didn't age well
Its back to that thanks to The Rick May update
this is gold
@Juan Gomez onetrick
Is it cheating if I go soldier, full troldier loadout, exchange the market gardener with the disciplinary action, and rely entirely on random crits? Also whenever I see a really try hard soldier, spy, scout, or sniper main, I use my special bind that I save for only the edgiest and most try hard players, “YOU HAVE BEEN DISCIPLINED”
@@Jacob-zk1jy two things one: nope two: "hello ther" and wait what comes after two
Did you see that guy? He's so hip and fly, he's the collest guy, he's got a lenny bind
This is my bind now.
Nice ref
literally me when i discovered this mechanic, lol
Obvious Uncle Dane reference
Coolest*
I like random crits. They force the player to be more in-tuned to God by making the game pray-to-win.
amen.
underrated comment
amen
Random crits are unfair, but balanced by ensuring that one soldier at the top of the leader board dies twice a game.
lol omg greatest joke about crits
brilliant
this is my spam-chatting bind now
once I was playing TF2 and an account named KFC was spamming "It's finger lickin' good!" over and over again.
HAAA HAAAA HA AHA HASAS
“Binds are bad because strangers don’t insult each other good enough “ is a take I wasn’t expecting
I think any source multiplayer game has these. Hell, even Titanfall 2, a game that uses a heavily modified source engine can use these key binds.
Hentai is art.
Wait what? TitanFall 2 is running on the SOURCE engine. The Engine that TF2 and HL uses. WHAT???
The Pybro. Its seriously heavily modified, but yeah
Take a look at a Titanfall 2 video with captions turned on, that's a big giveaway that it's source. It was chosen because of it's ability to run at 60fps on low end hardware (mainly for the X360 and PS3).
That's something that happens more often than you would believe. Game developers using old game engines and polishing them to today's engines standards.
Hell, the Call of Duty series use id Tech 3 engine. Yes, the engine used to run Quake 3, a game from 1999 (Google 'Call of Duty engine').
Today, they use the IW Engine, but surprise surprise, it is the same id Tech 3 engine, but upgraded and refined to the teeth.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IW_engine
2:53 I have a bind that says “spy as me”
that's nice
The only bind I had until this comment was "uber ready"
Thanks man.
My entire numpad is bound to different compliments. Everyone deserves some compliments yo
I hate how this comment isn't getting that much love. You're doin' good lad!
@@soufianeoummani2175 thanks mate!
most based tf2 player
I should definitely do this thanks for the idea!
2:32 My pinky is stronger than my whole body at this point
Same
Same
My pinky can kill god himself
Same
The only chat bind I have is when I hit ‘E’ It says, “MEDIC!” In chat
OMG MY GOD.
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Exactly SMH my head
@@Music7Ada lmao my ass off
2020 IS bullsht rofl on the floor laughing
@@hystericallover5989 lol out loud
Time to get the transcript for this video and make it my new bind
Yes
Just use the Bee Movie script...
I'd write down every single word from this video, then copy paste it into an absolutely colossal comment on the cosmic scale of text to help you out.
but I can't be fucked, this things 15 minutes long of some medic number seven ranting.
Time to get kicked from every server you join.
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this video is brought to you by campus
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can we talk about binds you know these
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meaningless words into existence for all
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the world to see like a shitty 2 a.m.
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high school paper I mean these things if
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you've played tf2 for more than now I
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don't know 12 seconds and you've
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probably seen them deck the chat with
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boughs of garbage plenty of times some
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of them bad and some of them just so
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much worse now over the years there
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there is the chance that I may have
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developed just a teeny tiny
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insignificant minuscule absolute hatred
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for chat vines not all of them mind you
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just a you know but Titanic majority for
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those of you who somehow don't exactly
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know what I'm talking about
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when valve was developing tf2 somebody
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thought it would be a fantastic idea to
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give players the ability to press a
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button and have that instantly post any
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sort of sentence they want for the whole
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server to see in the chat without any
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sort of limitations on how fast or how
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long they could do it you're probably
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all aware it's exactly as irritating as
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it sounds
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honestly speaking though since then
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they've been a pretty integral part of
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tf2 for just ages they're really
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everywhere and unless you can get rid of
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the chat log you really can't avoid them
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now if you haven't been able to tell or
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not I pretty much have nothing but
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undying hate for most binds they're
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irritating obnoxious and do nothing but
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make the person pressing the button feel
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a very false sense of pride I've
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actually wondered for quite a bit why we
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don't really talk about binds more often
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I mean we do but people seem to spend
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way more time glorifying them than
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pointing it out how shitty they are I
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mean the way I see it it's because
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they're almost on the same level as hats
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I mean their accessories they're their
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ways people can distinguish themselves
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from one another and as a result
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literally everybody has them some of you
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may be wondering how this is a thing and
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honestly more of you are probably
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wondering how you hop onto this crazy
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super hip buying craze
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because their words people you say well
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the answer is simple in tf2 you can
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write things in tf2 you can also tell
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the game to do things when you press a
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button telling the game to say this when
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you press a key is treated by the game
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the same way that by endings spacebar to
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jump and shift to Crouch is which by the
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way if you haven't done that already
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highly recommended really easy on your
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binky how you make a bind is easy and
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they aren't just used for saying silly
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things in chat they can also help you be
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more nimble jump higher and even see
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through walls but those are harmless
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binds what I'm talking about is text
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binds it's important to know that there
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are in fact different ways people use
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binds like actually using them for
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relevant information for example believe
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it or not some people actually use them
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to tell their team important stuff you
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will usually see medic maids doing this
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basically using a text bind whenever
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they pop to tell the rest of their team
03:06
that they use in uber or if they switch
03:08
to a different medigun some classes will
03:10
use it to call out med picks others will
03:12
use them to communicate when they can't
03:14
use a mic but on the whole they are
03:16
pretty rare these are the only ones that
03:18
I actively encourage I mean if the
03:20
utility in game allows you to
03:22
communicate better in an environment
03:23
where teamwork is the critical deciding
03:26
factor and whether your team wins or
03:28
loses by all means go for it
03:31
it's beyond this that things just kind
03:34
of get a little muddy sometimes people
03:38
have something to say that comments on
03:40
specific events in the game primarily
03:42
their infamous fair and balanced bind
03:44
that everyone sees so often I'll get to
03:47
that one in a bit other times they'll
03:49
have something that just capitalizes on
03:51
whatever's happening even yours truly
03:53
has one for special occasions but
03:55
honestly just because I'm too lazy to
03:57
type it out which I'm sure is a case for
03:59
a lot of people binds in this category
04:01
are fine not great just fine they
04:03
usually are things no-one would say in
04:05
regular games anyway and binding them
04:07
just cuts out the middleman so there's
04:10
really no harm done
04:12
cheaters using binds are also a thing
04:15
you've most likely seen the notorious
04:17
get good get LMAO nays box spam at least
04:21
somewhere crammed into the chat or
04:23
weirdly enough them almost obliterated
04:25
chat completely because it's either to
04:26
fill it or make sure it stays empty
04:28
apparently there's no in between weirdly
04:31
enough these binds are on the whole kind
04:33
of good for the game he does it lets
04:34
players identify cheaters a lot quicker
04:36
so I can appreciate that of course then
04:39
there's the morons who will press that
04:40
bind and spam it in chat even if they're
04:43
not cheating and then laugh at people
04:44
calling them a cheater and then being
04:47
upset because they actually got kicked
04:49
it's like wearing a ski mask in the
04:51
convenience store and wondering why the
04:52
hell you got tased come on and what the
04:54
fuck you think is gonna happen some
04:58
people use them to taunt other players
05:00
because sometimes the fact that the game
05:02
has an entire mechanic surrounding that
05:04
very concept clearly is not enough
05:07
besides why risk yourself taunting which
05:10
makes you completely helpless for a
05:12
couple of seconds when you could just
05:13
press a button and be done with it this
05:15
is where things start to get a little
05:16
abrasive because it all depends on what
05:18
they're saying
05:19
your average med you drop something and
05:22
nerd down are fine they're just fine
05:25
being a little worn out but they're fine
05:27
it's just when things start bleeding
05:29
into the next category that's when
05:31
there's a problem
05:33
there's your golden answer anytime you
05:36
see some little bubble of crap pop up in
05:38
the chat like a butthole dipped in dish
05:40
soap there's a pretty good chance it is
05:42
or at some point was a mean I'm not sure
05:45
if meme is the right term for these but
05:47
as far as I'm concerned any predictable
05:49
boring repetitive completely irrelevant
05:52
joke that idiots reference over and over
05:55
again because they think they're funny
05:56
easily qualifies it's just something
05:59
some kid thought he was funny posting
06:01
but in the end isn't worth the bandwidth
06:02
it takes to show it the chat bombs
06:04
probably wouldn't be so goddamn
06:06
cancerous if it weren't for the idiots
06:07
copying pasting the same completely
06:10
unrelated unfunny bullshit over it up
06:13
for again because you know what a dead
06:15
horse needs more browsers the problem is
06:18
even though there are a good amount of
06:20
different ways people use that one
06:22
button press most of them fall into that
06:24
last category and that's what ruins it
06:26
for the rest of them all the helpful
06:29
mediocre binds in the world can never be
06:31
enough to compensate for the sheer
06:34
magnitude of moronic things people
06:36
funnel from their favorite repetitive
06:39
joke repository
06:40
I should probably clarify I don't hate
06:44
buying specifically I hate what people
06:47
use them to say the reason the whole
06:49
idea of chat binds being used for just
06:52
shit you copied off a 4chan pisses me
06:54
off so bad is because does trashiest
06:57
chat Bynes get this is an opportunity
07:00
for someone to press a button and have
07:01
what they want to say spewed out to the
07:05
rest of the world like a raw sewage wet
07:07
teaser party so to take that opportunity
07:09
and blow it on something that isn't your
07:12
idea specifically and isn't worth
07:14
anyone's time or attention is such a
07:17
goddamn waste maybe it's just me not
07:20
understanding why saying the same thing
07:22
that's been said a thousand times is
07:24
funny maybe I'm getting old
07:26
maybe I'm just this cranky old hag who
07:28
thinks everything should be done by hand
07:30
and they old-fashioned right but
07:32
regardless of what I think you have to
07:35
admit that there's something wrong when
07:36
what you have to say that you deep down
07:39
inside deem worthy of sharing with the
07:42
world has already been said a million
07:45
goddamn times
07:47
and I'm a tf2 youtuber recycled content
07:50
is the lifeblood of Who I am so believe
07:53
me when I say it's time to put your
07:56
tired old crits or fair and balanced
07:58
joke down if you want to make a snide
08:02
comment about random crits like the
08:04
other continents full of people who
08:06
think it's necessary to oust a mechanic
08:08
we all know is broken by all means do it
08:10
I'll never stop you but for God's sake
08:14
put some variety into it so now it gets
08:17
exponentially worse when that sort of
08:19
opportunity you have to have your ideas
08:22
put out there doesn't even have the
08:24
dignity of being used to spam a crappy
08:26
meme and instead is being used for a
08:29
lenny face or one of the other equally
08:31
irritating variations that have just
08:33
spawned out of the natural ecosystem
08:35
that is the internet it's become
08:37
something that's so watered-down and so
08:39
oversaturated these days it's lost all
08:42
meaning whatsoever i don't even know
08:44
what y
I met a heavy today in two-cities mvm WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAUNT and yes, he has over 500 hours in tf2 and cosmetics BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAUNT.
That may have been me when i was still f2p
It was probably some dudes friend or lil brother playing on that account
Or he was joking around
@@citadel8373 Dude, I see you all the time.
@@j.m9047 Nice
I love how the mathematical formula he used to demonstrate how funny binds are proportional to how many times they’re used always makes the value below 1 regardless of the input values, thereby implying that binds are universally not funny by nature.
I'm moreso curious why the hell you even know that lmao
How ironic a tf2ber sponsored by a hat company
lolspot _ that’s not irony
That's not irony
@@viceboyishere Dombo05 Thats irony
@@jacobellis9005 thats not irony
@@viceboyishere 1st off all mann co was/is a hat company 2nd of all its tf2 like cmon
What I'm mainly getting from this is that they're working.
Oh damn you're right
he's literally feeding into the entire point of a chat/kill bind. to make the other person mad.
Ah an another hat in time fan
The thing is, they only work... because they don't work. Like a joke that's so unfunny that you have to laugh at how bad it is, 99% of binds are so witless and inoffensive that some people are irritated by how witless and inoffensive they are.
@@1101Archimedes
So..... Basically they work?
"Did Timmy fell down a well"
Speech 100
then he goes on to rant about coherent thoughts
truly, tassad- i mean Arrayseven has failed us
You are the reason I hate the internet.
I'm going to bind this line...
Jairo, the Cow lol
It physically hurts me that the thumbnail is my exact loadout.
Get played
Unusual medic clothing.
Here is a few things I am surprised about:
- Someone else is annoyed by shitty binds
- Someone else is using shift for crouch
- ArraySeven posted a video
Truly a miracle
Here is a few _thinks_ I am surprised about:
- I found another grammatical error
- This is a shitty ripoff
Truly a piece of shit I wrote
Here is a few things I am surprised about:
- Phone dictionary is a wild creature, and writes what it wants, not what I want
Truly it's just an internet so we both shouldn't care about it
Here are a few excuses for 'typos':
-Autocorrect
-Wrong key
-No brainer
Truly, these sterotypes are 10% (or 99% if you're dealing with autocorrect) going to happen at any time.
Every body has shift as crouch
Trade binds - Cool, allow easy advertising in a trade server.
Meme binds - *CAN* be funny, especially when the mastermind behind it is smart.
Explode/kill binds - Useful when you need to die to get to your team.
Switch loadout binds - Useful in general as the diversity of weapons allow many playstyles to be enabled.
Lenny binds - DID YOU SEE THAT GUY HE'S SO SUPER FLY HE'S THE COOLEST GUY HE'S GOT A LENNY BIND
you can make a bind to change your preset loadouts
WikiThis people usually bind them to their number pad. 1-9 for class switching and + - / * for presets
i only use the explode/kill bind durring highfive or headbutt taunt
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Lenny binds = sin.
i still see "random crits are fair and ballanced" every single game i play almost. It has not changed in my 5 years of tf2
Yeah, it's everywhere, but it isn't wrong.
crandom rits are bair and falanced
its been like that since i started in 2012, at this point is a part of the game
Random crits? What are those?
-battle engie
My favorite is the “I sincerely apologize for that random crit”
There's an easy way to fix this. Just go into console and type unbind all.
Lol
please don't do this
Wow this worked! Thanks!!
@@Goom_ba shhhhh
Tf wait what?
"See through walls" and "Harmless" should never be in a sentence together unless they're separated by "Isn't".
PaulBaiul He is speaking about them using binds, which makes it easy for legit players to find cheaters, you mongoloid.
Harmless isnt seeing through walls
Hi! Just a heads up, when Array talks about "Seeing through walls" he's talking about "medic radar," which is something you can make using console commands so that medics can see nearby teammates through walls. In TF2, its possible to set a setting so that the game automatically puts a red cross over a teammates head when theyre low health. The medic radar sets the damage threshold to 150% of a players health. Since 150% health is the maximum overheal a player can get, it basically matks all nearby teammates as hurt, and it plays the sound and shows the red cross above all nearby teammates for a few seconds, which can be seen through walls. It then resets the threshold to a preset value (for example, 80%) so that the radar can be used again.
Progamer824:HAHA!Get rekt you nub
Progamer824:HAHA!Get rekt you nub
Progamer824:HAHA!Get rekt you nub
Progamer824 has disconnected (kicked)
Kiddo7: HAH4! Get Rekt Noob
Vote to kick: Kiddo7(reason:no reason) Y/N
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Juan_Sanchez2006: lol u cant aim nub
I have 3 binds:
“Enemy push incoming”
“Heavy and medic/Uber incoming”
And finally,
*”MEDIC! I’VE TAKEN 2 DAMAGE!”*
The third one's the most crucial imo
I feel that last one
Let me guess, you're a scout main who uses the Force-A-Nature, Crit-A-Cola and the holy mackarel.
@@CHILLIN2540 the fish is the meta
The best bind
When just reading title it seemed like you didn't like any binds, but you're fine with good ones. So, i combined memey binds with helpful binds to create the ultimate bind! "THERE'S A SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!"
"That engineer is still alive."
Answer bind: "I'm afraid not"
*I am now going to make the word "Nugget" my bind. Thank you ArraySeven.*
Louie The Locomotive Fan me too
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Louie The Locomotive Fan me too😅😂
Bartek Terebus fuck off
Get food, get lunchbox: the best snacks in tf2
Lol
Get food, get lunchbox. The best free tf2 snacks.
And I'm stealing that. (that was a joke.)
Oh no the bots are here.
"as long as memes aren't somehow classified as hatespeech"
HAHAHAHA
-Pepe is a hate symbol
-The OK hand is a hate symbol
-Pogchamp is banned on twitch
What a world we live in.
why do i see a bearded scottish man and hear show me your pizza?
@@MoronicRoc You know damn well you're being fallacious here.
1. Nobody calls pepe a hate symbol anymore, pepe was used by white supremacists a lot a while ago and thats where that came from, but nobody cares anymore.
2. The exact same thing goes for the ok hand, white supremacists were using it to identify one another. So its understandable to question people using it.
3. Pogchamp wasn't "banned" from anywhere, in fact, you can still use pogchamp on twich. The guy in the original picture was a pretty terrible person and it wasn't exactly good PR for twich to keep his face as a face of the platform.
@@elin4364 damn somebody who isn’t actually just speaking off the blind “everything so sensitive nowadays”. I respect it.
Poggers
The best bind I’ve ever seen was a guy who spammed “binds wont bring your father back” every time he say somebody using a taunt bind
"seeing through walls is a harmless bind"
what
It is the same thing as saying that an aimbot person is just using skill.
._.
I think it might have been sarcasm...?
i believe he was refurring to the medic radar that shows you qhere your teammates are that can only be used on medic
its a sv setting you dullards, its harmless on your own server
It's called "hyperbole". He's basically saying that he'd prefer people to cheat rather than use chat binds, since he hates them so much.
8:14 "Put some variety into it", you say?
ok then
decnalaF dnA riaB erA stirC modnaR
Random Crits are bair and falanced (fair and balanced )
for all who were too lazy to read backwards.
randm crits are bair and falanced but backwards...
Epstein didn't kill himself, he got hit by a random critical
Kritical Shit
Bair and falanced
I have one chat bind, which is tied to my kill bind. I push the button, drop dead, and put **heart attack** into the chat. Gotten plenty of laughs from it.
"see through walls but those are harmless binds"
Cthulhu X
Wall hacks = Harmless
p sure he's referring to medic radar, a bind that toggles the auto medic callout bubble on your whole team regardless of their hp, effectively letting u see your team thru walls
When the base game itself encourages the use of binds by allowing ricardo.gonzales.2006 to repeatedly spam MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC then something is wrong.
atleast it has a cooldown every time you say medic
rafflehou.se when tho?
yeah fuck giving players freedom
ricardo.gonzales.2006 can barely move, do you think he knows about call medic -bind?
Peperonis You are a tru brotha
I think you forgot the trader array.
I have one chat bind
It says:
An eye for an eye, I apologize
And I die right after
I use it for random crit kills
"Professionals have STANDARDS."
Random crits are fair and balanced though.
It's something not a lot of people know.
Curtis LeBlanc stop it, get some help
@@pvpchicker7858 no. No, I don't think I will.
Curtis LeBlanc bruh you beat me
Step 1:
bind t "say Next time target a F2P Sniper"
Step 2: Use it when you hear an uncloaking spy.
Step 3: Profit?
Step 4: Remember you suck at the game.
Step 5: Get trickstabbed.
Step 6: Not stonks.
John Smith Holy shIT that’s a fricken simple bind but amazing.
Edit. I have an idea for a Medic bind if you can crossbow kill or use the “red light” as said by array seven in secret medic tricks.
Step 1. Bind m to say “Next time don’t target ze Übermensch!”
Step 2. Use it whenever you’re in a 1v1 and win or when you kill a spy.
Step 3. *Get trick-stabbed or head shot, or worse, sentry gun. Because every team has two spies or is entirely spy with a sweat sniper a blood thirsty pyro a depressed medic and Uncle Dane wannabe.*
Step 4: Get trickstabbed anyway.
Step 5: Feel ze schadenfreude.
Step 6: Take a little solace in the sight of the spy getting lit on fire while he laughs are you.
Step 7: Cry yourself to sleep anyway.
Spy: *o h n o*
It's funny, t, is literally my chat bind, I press it to access text chat.
I use T for crouch so I can rocket jump.
that "get good, get lamo box" bind. got me kicked once. The person copyed my name and started spaming in the chat. So i got kicked not him
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@ZwanzwaN what do you mean
He got kicked because a guy changed their name to his, causing the team to vote to kick him. He got falsely kicked. Dunno what you're thinking he's saying, but please read it again.
@ZwanzwaN because there assholes
its not fucking rocket science.
ZwanzwaN why the hell do you think that people can’t change there name to someone else in the server? They are doing it because they try to stay on longer and to fool other players on kicking a legit player instead of the hacker.
I've got binds on my keypad that say "Spy disguised as ___" to warn my team
MVP of today CatPlaysGames
CatPlaysGames That's pretty cool
Do you also have a bind warning your team about YER Spies?
i want to do that but dont know how
Cameron Elliott Open your dev console and type "bind 'insert key here' 'insert message here'" then shut dev console.
“Nerd down” has to be the best bind
For me it's "toy maker down"
We talking about engie right? Or the person playing?
"nerd down" is equivalent to "edgy spy main down"
6:45 "I don't hate binds Pacifically" Just in the Atlantic and Indian? Geography affects hatred?
IKR.
I say we make the Union Pacific to make this hatred easier.
error 115 name already taken.
geography definitely effects hatred. Like how I hate people from Africa.
edit: holy shiiit I was joking
TangentRecard specifically.
@@joekinnear4671 no one responded and that edit was SOO fake
Hes the coolest guy, because hes got a LENNY BIND.
King Kiero join the nazi leader party
fulminated mercury Thanks for grabbing my attention 4 times already.
"Saw you on that minecraft server, Papi"
"even see through walls, but those are harmless binds" uh..huh. whatever you say.
Im guessing this means the team outlines you get on spawn (wich reveals spies.)
No, that means when you are playing medic, you check the autocall percentage to a very high number, allowing you to see the crossbows through walls of the ones in your team.
Imagine a guy plays tf2 and killbinds randomly and type “wrong bind” after every killbind
I have like 30 binds so this happens to me alot. Although only one is technically a "killbind"
"For As Long As Memes Aren't Classified as Hate Speech"
*ARTICLE 13*
Nice one predicting the future mr simpsons.
I got this up to 69 likes
@@somerandomguy___ lol
This isn't how article 13 works
Article 13 doesn't classify memes as hate speech, i don't think you even know what the article is.
You're clearly too stupid to read
But... isn't calling a Medic a bind?
CONSPIRACY!!111oneleven!1!!
Also pressing mouse1 to fire your weapon
literally every key is a bind, except pressing escape to pause
even opening the console to make binds is itself a bind
Councidence? I THiNk NOT!!!
I once met a guy who was spamming "GET FOOD! GET LUNCHING! BEST TF2 SNACKS!
GET FOOD! GET LUNCHBOX! BEST TF2 FOOD!
"in TF2 you can write things" that didn't aged very well
Point and laugh at the F2P
@@athoth7704 ):
@@frankyanish4833 F2Ps can't talk anymore, not even call for medic or spy :(
@@ILikeDeadBabyJokes they reverted that change recently, i think
@@elfasto2255 Nope
in 2020 it's more like
useful info: 2%
commentary: 5%
taunting: 10%
dank memes: 3248%
cheating: 56413256465142313514563.1%
Where's the Stallman bots?
Racism 9999999999999999999999999%
Fucking myg0t bots
Don’t forget homophobia
Add a .2% to the last one
I think a meme bind is fine everyone once in a while, if you dont spam it and it fits with something in the game it can be funny.
Unkown Of life Like this bind?
You can’t even go out for a nice little stroll without being pissed on by an Australian Hitman...
ok billy cosplay
i agree. i sometimes use the MEEM bind when my team is joking around. im casual as you can tell
I love the cowmangler, and memeing, so I named my cowmangler 'rare painted cowmangler' the description is
"it's not lying, it's 'modifying' the truth."
i have a bind to say that when I get a kill with it
clever, but only a few people will get it, and most likely find it extremely unfunny.
its original tho
My two favourite binds are
"Let's give 'em the ol' Razzle-Dazzle!"
(after dying) "Dear me, it appears I could neither Razzle nor Dazzle."
That's actual gold, my sir
i have similar ones
they go along the lines of "you'll never catch me, not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!"
and (after dying) "knew i should've bought the turbo"
my death bind is "it appears the bamboozler has been bamboozled"
Actually funny bind
Ima copy this. This is actually really good
8:51, Timmy *did* fall down the well, and you're going to have to come quickly, Vance
"You know what a dead horse needs?
MORE BRUISES!"
You had me on the floor for a good minute with that one. Array, you magnificent bastard.
Now I wanna make a bind so every time I kill someone with engie’s shotgun it can say
“You have yee’d your last haw.”
Update: So I did have the bind, but I deleted it. And all my other binds.
do it
That one would be funny.
"partner"
you zoo-wee'ed your last mama, Greg
I did something similar with the pan, it was "OH YOU FRIGGIN MORON! YOU JUST GOT PANNED!"
The Binds I use most: E (MEDIC!) and Z+2 (Thanks!). Always remember to thank your Medic.
Oh, and toss him a Sandvich.
I only use those too xdddddd
I'm not the only one who thanks my medic whenever he heals me :D
Danke, Herr Doktor!
Me 3
Good things to use your binds for
"Good job Medic!"
"Enemy's flanking us"
"Damn, nice kill"
"Keep pushing guys!"
"Spy behind us"
And of course, a lenny face
I think Array would like my main bind
"Thanks, Med!"
"why I hate binds"
Welp better unbind your wasd keys then kappa
..but seriously, yes.
type unbindall for 10000 keys
Edit: Luigi made a better eplanation on how to do it
Don't listen to tsung, the procedure is more complex this video explains better: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
I got baited
;.;
*Crouches* Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic
To counter the binds you should make a bind that says: nice binds man, are they as good as your life?
Yeah man, thanks for asking.
Ok, i'll copy that one lol...
And so begins the bind wars
I just have one specifically for slur users.
nice, fight fire with fire
I have a bind that I used to say "gotta blast" whenever I used the jetpack with pyro
Also, not really a bind but it’s something that I see all the time when playing TF2 which is getting pretty fucking annoying after playing TF2 for more than 6 years and that is people saying “ez” at the end of a match.
I get it, some matches can be pretty easy and not challenging when you’re going against an number of F2P’s who just installed the game and have no real idea on what they’re doing while the more experienced players have to do a lot of the work for team for example, but my god do you have to tell the entire server that the game was easy just so you can boost your ego? That’s like telling your team that they’re a noob team or someone spamming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) binds after every kill which is getting fucking old and should die like some memes that die after a few weeks but some 12 year olds are still using them like they’re still relevant. Just stop it and let it fucking die since you spamming these kinds of binds is giving me a very good impression on what kind of person you are in real life.
Also to answer you’re question. Yes, there are unfortunately some people who do get offended by some memes and class it as hate speech. Just look at how some people are reacting to Pepe the Frog.
Someone has a lot of pent up anger
people that say "ez" are kids that came from CoD
Not to mention that it's extremely annoying when a hacker using aimbot, or another less obvious script, spams "ez" in the chat at the end of the game after multiple attempts to kick them fail because either their teammates can't play the game well enough to get kills for themselves, and so they feed off of the hacker's "skill", or they don't care about playing a fair game because they want the free exp from winning the match. Regardless, hacking and then boasting about it is just plain pathetic. It shows everyone how overinflated your ego really is, and how demented you are as a person.
Welp, I'm off to go find some fries to season with all this salt.
I have practically lost all purpose in binds and will take up what I learned here to be a good team player.
What I find most hilarious is when I'm literally not even trying, someone kills me and writes "ez" in chat. Like... Yes, I was busy hitting a random prop with my pan while you were shooting at me, literally not trying to defend myself. It was easy...
"Random Crits are fair and balanced, that's why I don't use them. I need some sort of advantage to win."
Perfectly balanced, as all crits should be.
Pyrofighter258 “crits are unfair unbalanced but can be really fun”
something i like to say because it is quite true
“Crits are fair and balanced that’s why I use the sand man and Force of Nature and The Cleaver”
Actually, binds are what make the Sydney Sleeper a good weapon.
p i s s.
I re-watch these videos whenever I can just because by the end, I'm holding my sides in pain for laughing way too much.
Proud to be in the 2% part.
Bootiful bump mapping spy profile picture (If you don't know what bump mapping is, search it and you will understand)
i have two binds
'im ubered'
and my 2fort bind
'get pyroshanked'
Have a 69 like.
I swear if it goes off 69 to 70 I'll be sad
@@nagisathebiggae6342 I ruined it but I'm happy to take the blame for the poor soul who would've genuinely liked this for the 70th time and might feel guilty about it
@@aster7641 A noble deed
my 2fort bind is **sentry beep**
I feel like this video is exactly the kind of reaction the bind spammers want to see
Muting players not only removes their voice chat but their TEXT chat as well. Annoying lenny binds? Just mute them and they're no more.
THANK YOU MAN MAI GOD
Oh god how did I not know this thank you!
yeah but... its just text. if people seriously get mad over a stupid lenny bind, you need to quit the internet early.
@@roidmango5751 it's just annoying.
THANK YOU! also I would like your comment but it is at the golden number of 69
"You can use them to jump higher"
...you're talking about rocket jumping, right?
Right?...
RIGHT?!
My favorite bind is this.
"The three things I hate. 1. Binds 2. Irony 3. Lists"
The amount of irony in this comment is beyond human comprehension
My random crit bind is “ I have been blessed of which I do not deserve”
6:25 shows how much we've broken statistics with our lennies.
Romildale Cuevas
Romildale Cuevas Quick, last one alive lock the door!
ENEMY NUKE INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!
i like lennys but why he can't like them like us ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°),well you will understand when you grow up why we like lennys so much ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lenny's are a dead meme
hud_saytext_time 0 is a wonderful command that I would highly recommend
Icαt what it do?
The text in chat goes on the screen for 0 seconds (iow it doesn't show up.) You can still type into chat and read it using the normal binding for it, but while you are playing you won't have to see it and can ignore binds to your hearts content.
You're a saint, thank you
I only use insta switch and explode binds
Coco technically you use binds for every single button that can be pressed. And the talk was about text binds. There is nothing inherently wrong with script binds or simple binds.
uhrguhrguhrg Yah honestly if text binds get too annoying you can just mute the person
Bobby Ferg dude you can't mute the chat XD
Little tip, muting a player also mutes their text.
Ralph The Frog you can if you mute every one on the server, also search up for no chat scripts to put in your autoexec folder they are very simple and it just makes the chat invisible unless you are typing in chat
Dude named Rick Astley was playing medic and when he popped Uber he had multiple binds like “Ubered, don’t give me up!” or other quotes from the song
Nice
The definition of insanity is doing some over and over again and expecting different lennys
yeah, you need other players for that
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
Random crits are the life blood of TF2. they are not only fair and balanced, but fun for all parties involved. In a survey, 100% of people who got a crocket to the face responded that they would gladly repeat the experience. It is scientifically proven that random crits can lower stress levels, improving blood circulation and mental health.
So... what about Kritzkrieg/Mini-Crits/Piss/Direct Hit airshot?
oh ._.
Prophet I agree with arrayseven I hate binds too
must not laugh. MuSt NoT LaUgH!
I don't think I've ever laughed at a comment this hard. Another comment held that record, but that's been blown out of the water.
Did array predict article 13?
I wanna make a bind where it just says “sorry for killing you didn’t know you were friendly :(“
I only hate the lenny binds to be honest.
ditto
mrcomp join the nazi leader party
mrcomp I hate them a lot...
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every single one of my keys on my keyboard is a different lenny face exept for W and M1
KaiASaur shame
KaiASaur
I'm assuming your load out is a gibbous pyro with the phlog
Dude that's just what us average pyro mains have
Bobby Ferg not really.-.
How do you exit the game?
"Binds can make jump higher or even see through walls, but those are HARMLESS binds, Im talking about text binds."
oh really Array?
I just have a bind for saying “sorry”.
OH so YOU are this dude
"sorry for the random crit"
That is a God tier bind right there
Gonna be honest. Thought the video title was why I hate birds when I clicked on it. I was confused
peterisbb thought i was the only one
*ARRAY!* I haven't finished the video yet but here's a command to make the chat not show up at all unless you open it yourself: hud_saytext_time 0
then you can't see useful information that people relay.
Missing 2% of the "useful" info to rid yourself of the 3248% garbage is a price I'm willing to pay.
I use the alias “him” and have a bind that says “i am him”
he is him
@@Local_Phantasm Who is he? Is him he?
@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder
yes, him is he
@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder him is he, he is him
I have separate binds for "sorry" "sry" "apologies" and "my bad"
Maybe because I main medic and don't want my team to get too angry at me, maybe because I am Canadian.
You missed the chance to make the dank memes percentage to be 69,420%
Are you dominating someone?
Revenge?
Are you Salty?
Telling a joke?
Doing literally anything in game?
Comment it with "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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Trade binds are cool tho, they have a purpose at least
FaTaL yes, but in every fucking match there will be an idiot that tells you to go on a trade server
BlacKDaGGeR I don’t think anyone uses trade binds in Pubs..
Spamming chat???
Yeah, unless you use them on a pub where everyone wants to play the game and not trade.
*Lenny*
Woah! You put a lot of time and effort in this video! Like, you even clicked the 3rd page on google, thats dedication!
"I hate binds"
Spams stickies
No just no
right click to win