Mean Tweets - Political Edition
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2020
- While the Presidency and even Democracy hangs in the balance, we know one thing for sure, that the internet is terrible and caused all of this. Social media is trying to kill us. So, as we near the end of an exhausting election we asked some well-known names from the world of politics to read some of the worst things ever written about them. Here is an all-new politics edition of #MeanTweets with Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Ted Cruz, Andrew Yang, Anthony Scaramucci, Nancy Pelosi, Cory Booker, John Kerry, Al Franken, John Kasich, Pete Buttigieg, Adam Schiff, and Mike Bloomberg.
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The fact that Jimmy Kimmel got politicians to do this lmao
Literally lmao
Ted Cruz is one confident bastard
Too bad he couldn't defend his wife from Trump
Did you really laugh your ass off
I think that Ted Cruz is an evil fish mutant. But he gets a point for participating in this!
I love how Bernie responded to the tweet by making it about how Walmart employees deserve better wages. It was equal parts funny and kind.
yeah the rest mostly had stupid replies, like Nancy Pelosi. I wonder if Ted Cruise chose that mean tween or the Kimmel staff, because it was hilarious.
@@HisameArtwork John Kerry's wasn't that bad lol
@@brockrock2359 ah yeah, I had to google who he was, by face alone I thought he was just Pelosi's husband cuz I've only seen him next to her like furniture.
@@HisameArtwork this is probably the first time in seeing his picture/video since 2004
I just knew him as that guy that lost to bush back in 4th grade
Simpler times
@@HisameArtwork damn, you're young, aren't you?
I have to say the Ted Cruz tweet is incredibly descriptive and accurate.
It really was 😂🐁
I'm surprised he was there to read it
yup
It was so spot on.
He was the only politician in the video who knows what he's doing.
The underrated gem of that is Speaker Pelosi reading "Poor Aggies" as "Poo Raggies".
I missed that. Nice catch.
"Is that how many napkins you have, Poo?"
It’s poo raggies
Lmao didn’t realize that
She can’t do nothing about poor America, can’t even read the word.
“First of all it’s not a hyphen, but secondly WTF? You’re the President of the United States!”
Even talked trash, Bernie always sends his words. Respect!
Not for long now.
also he mistyped "describing" :D
@@enzoli23 missed that, good eye.
WE DON’T HAVE TO SAY THAT ANY MORE!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bernie’s reply is so wholesome
K
but he is wrong Wal-mart pays above-average for retail and does provide benefits
@@Airman241 still alot of people in Walmart get paid less than 15 an hour
@@Airman241 Above average is still poverty wages
@Dan Renolds lets be honest we all did!
The Anthony Scaramucci tweet had me dying of laughter. And when he said "somebody's on serious drugs right now" I almost choked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, the one about Ted Cruz was 100% spot-on. Also, Schiff's response was brutal LOL.
And Cruz looks like he knows it.
Bernie is adorable...talks policies while responding to mean tweet.
That man knows how to stay on message.
Whereas other politicians will not talk about policy if their lives depended on it. Remember cackling kamala? She was dying laughing because the journalist dared ask her about policy. She was like what do you mean what kind of policy do i support LETS TALK ABOUT THE COLOR OF MY SKIN AND OH I LIKE HIP HOP. pathetic.
Cause Bernie wants that money no matter what.
@@Weightingtablesafter eh, I wouldn’t actually consider Bernie a policy expert or wonk whatsoever. He’s far more of an ideologue that stays on message about moral rights and where he wants to be, rather than substantive and strategy surrounding policy.
@@Weightingtablesafter eh, I wouldn’t actually consider Bernie a policy expert or wonk whatsoever. He’s far more of an ideologue that stays on message about moral rights and where he wants to be, rather than substantive and strategy surrounding policy.
“Have you seen our current president’s hair” 😂🤣😂
IKR 😂😂
ROFL so funny and extremely true
70.000 for that??? 🤦🏽♂️
Everyone felt that.
That was my favorite one
Bernie's response was hilarious because he didn't even take the time to be offended or react to the joke! 😂😂😂 He just went right back into policy. The most accidentally hilarious hero I know. Maybe it's just me. 🤷🏾♀️
It's a shame his policies will destroy the economy.
@@Phl3xable Sure, because Trump did a great job, right? Trump lost the election by the way
He's like "here's our chance!"
Yeah, It's just you.
Nancy Pelosi holds the phone like my mom when I’m showing her a meme.
Facts😂😂😂
At first glance, a very quick glance, I thought “when I’m showering with her”
Tweet that! Maybe they'll use it.
@@buddy3635 She's 800 years old.
Yeah she's a dinosaur what do you expect
Ironically, the most incoherent tweet was from the president of the United States
@Scourge Purger Get it Scourge
@lbvl0mc 99 end*
@@arnv4487 get you a wingman who'll hype you up like Arnv
But to the Natives..... Cofefee!
@@arnv4487 haha , u remind me of my friend
Bloomberg: "I like Nickelback."
Kimmel: "That explains a lot."
That was my exact reaction to hearing him say that, before I even heard Kimmel say it.
Whenever someone says "I like Nickelback." I suddenly feel sick, even typing it is hard for me
Excuse me, but Photograph slaps 😩🔥
Said out loud: Of course you do
@@TJ-fe7rr I like Nickelback
Hope u puke 😂😂😂
“If a cold lasagna on a sopranos dvd made a wish upon a star to be real boy” I am DEAD
If I were Scaramooch, I'd have shrugged and said, "fair enough". He'd have to have a sense of humor.
The best
That Scaramucci one is absolute gold xD
That person was on serious drugs 🙄🙄 like you have to be on drugs to come up with a stupid weird comment
Lmao I love Bernie reminding everyone that they deserve a living wage and healthcare. It may seem cheesy but I love that he continues to push no matter what's been thrown against him.
People are going to be surprised when there are less jobs and all the Walmart checkout lines are automated. Walmart wins, people with few skills lose.
he deserves a hug 🥺🥺
This should be a requirement for politicians. Like a weekly thing maybe they’d chill tf out
but he is wrong, Wal-mart does have benefits and pays above average for retail
@@Airman241 above average isnt a living wage
funny how a “mean tweet” was from our last president.
Do you mean our current president? If you're talking about Trump, then yes, he's still our president.
@@bt2149 He lost. Come back to this in two months XD
I wouldn't even call it mean. But this is Jimmy Kimmel (a liberal) so a lot of things seem mean to those kinda people...forget the fact they're the ones eradicating all the native american/black names and logos. It's almost like they want it to be a white country. After all, their man Joe Biden does like the idea of segregation. He'd prefer kids in his family don't attend a "racial jungle" of a school. And raising taxes...yeah that's gonna help already struggling communities...
@@jasonmilly3320 disliked the ignorant comment
@@bt2149 No need to be a sore loser AND whiny
Adam's read should have been ordered last. The audience needed time to give a standing ovation in roaring laughter for that reaction.
hearing Mike Bloomberg say he likes Nickleback is an insult to Nickleback.
Even talked trash, Bernie always sends his words. Respect!
Yes,hope he lives long like Elizabeth 2
Bernie Sanders is the type of man to tell you you're wrong for supporting yourself while he sits back in one of his three Millionaire houses.
@@Infamous1892 nothing wrong with being a millionaire lol it's the people with over a billion that are greedy dragons sitting on a pile of gold
@@Infamous1892 That's literally the opposite of what he said. You've been watching too much Fox.
@@Infamous1892 There is a huge difference between a millionaire & billionaire.. We pay more taxes then some of these billionaire and then their employees get paid so little they on food stamps..
That is the exact way I would imagine Nancy Pelosi would hold a phone.
If I was given 3 wishes from a genie, my first 2 would be to make Pelosi and McConnell disappear.
@@keagan5379 based
@@keagan5379 the third one would be to remove lindsey graham
Which of them held it differently?
@@keagan5379 based
Bro Ted Cruz was just like “yup, you got me” lol
"That comes from poo raggies" - Pelosi
Clearly it is "Poor Aggies" but I kinda like that as a new nickname
Love how Bernie was able to shoehorn some good policy into his response. He's too precious.
BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE!
Too bad he's getting on in age he would make a good President 2024 :)
@@swedishbob_7315 Yeah too late now he was cheated twice
It was time for the nursing home years ago, or even his beloved Russia! Absolute idiot!
@@RossL1946 : Russia, Iran, North Korea. All devout trump supporters, just like you.
This country needs Bernie but it just doesn’t deserve him.
This is the sad facts.
Hell, we don't need him but after all the crap this nation has pulled we might deserve him
Nah bro I’m not tryna pay $1 million for a 2 bedroom apartment
we failed him not once but twice 😭 it should have been him
Man is a socialist. We don't need that
The Anthony Scarmucci thing was the hardest I've laughed in all mean tweets
Honestly this is what we need more of in our political climate. Everyone just taking the piss out of themselves. Brilliant.
Bernie Sanders still fighting for Americans
He has been for ages, they don't deserve him
We all love him❤️
and the Chinese...
upvoted then downvoted to leave it at 420 likes
@@blank-jo1xp Well played good sir lol
Bloomberg liking Nickelback is hilarious and he walked right into the point with it 😂
I have one for Ted Cruz: Ted Cruz is the type of man who would go on vacation to Mexico while the Texans who counted on him freeze to death in Texas!
You said it!
So accurate XD
I wonder if he saw the saddest border wall in history crumbling while he was on the plane
@Anti Gacha Comrade stay mad, also who's to say it's not good for adolescents to know what's happening around them? I sure would hate to be completely clueless
@Anti Gacha Comrade that's an unfair generalization, and a bit condescending as well. If you think so lowly of young people, why interact with them? I personally value maturity over age, but I certainly can't stop you from doing otherwise.
@Anti Gacha Comrade not especially, just thanks for hearing me out
whoever said pete looks like howdy doody if he was a narc... you’re absolutely right
I almost spit out my tea! lmbao
Yeah that was the only one that made me burst out laughing
The one about Bernie also seemed quite accurate.
He looks like Brad Stevens, the head coach of the Celtics
How stupid, why not talk about the nine, or ten languages he can speak, or being nabbed as Secretary of Transportation to launch president Biden's Infrastructure Plans.
John Kerry looks like he would be a sci-fi movie president.
That Anthony Scaramucchi comment tho ... actually tears 🤣
Bernie’s always on brand. Love him or hate him, he believes what he says.
That's the truly horrifying aspect -- he really thinks that he can run the economy. Of course, so does Biden and so did Trump.
One of the few people still capable of civilized political discussion
Bloomberg: “I like Nickelback”
Of course you do.
I literally said that out loud while watching
I WAS HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS TO SAY THISHUSHUDH
Look at this photograph!
Funny, because of course you dont
Yoda: And that is why you fail.
Even for "Mean Tweets" Bernie can't stop being principled. I love him.
"Mount Rushmore here I come!"
Soo underrated.
If Mount Rushmore had the 4 biggest hipocrites from the COVID pandemic, he’d be up there.
@@colbyvanorsow4096Same with AOC, Nancy pelosi, and the Biden administration.
Bernie never passes up an opportunity to advocate for the working class!!
Thank you Bernie!
Bernie's the man!!
To bad he won't be able to run next time but at least AOC will get a chance!
Lower class ≠ working class
The Anthony Scaramucci part is so accurate!😂
Bernie Sanders is the kind of man who could watch the whole Snyder Cut without going to the bathroom and make a policy statement about the special effects and edition staff
Bernie Sanders spinning his roast into a hope of change makes me happy :')
LMFAO Liberal
@@Alhaitham195 So wanting fair salaries makes somebody a liberal? Ok
Same
@@robertusindradjaja4003 The fact that that's the assumption should speak volumes about the Republican party.
@@Alhaitham195 Found the guy who drank all the Kool-Aid.
I see you posting Bernie in the thumbnail knowing hes the one everyone wants to see.
Ya so true
I love Bernie!
Bernie 2024
@@mateenjavad3653 I mean... if theres anyone healthy enough to do it.
Fr lmao
1:19 wow john carry red that whole tweet by just glancing at it.
That was amazing.
The Howdy Doody part with Pete though 🤣🤣
Andrew Yang was quick af “Have you seen our current president’s hair?”
Almost like he had a writer feeding him the lines or something.
@@chriskies5016 Idk man, some of the Mean Tweets are so boring where the celebrity will read it and just go like "oh, wow"
So I feel like it might not actually be scripted ya feel
@@jackwhitehead4149 I get what you’re saying. I can’t imagine they’d let people go on the show with free reign to say whatever they’d want. It may be a collaboration.
@@chriskies5016 Have you ever tried to look up the names of the people?
@@thaplug9644 honestly, no. Are they made up?
Bernie could be in the middle of a knife fight on a sinking crab fishing vessel in the bearing sea and he would still find a way to talk about policy during it. The man is truly passionate about it.
"In my america if one of us gets stabbed we get low cost healthcare at the cost of the millionahs and bilionahs
There was a Saturday Night Live sketch about that, only it had his distant cousin, Larry David, as him, with the real Sanders as a random passenger.
Depends ... ball-bearing sea, or roller-bearing sea?
That's a skit right there bro.
Hate to break it to u but he couldn’t give two shits about policy, he’s just a politician
"Is that how many napkins YOU have, dear?". No wonder she's the boss. Cold blooded😂
I hoped she would've taken a napkin out and "wipe" a tear.
1:42 😂😕😂🙃 Wtf
We need more politicians to poke fun at themselves.
this was lame tho wasn't even that funny
They weren't poking fun at themselves... They were reading scripted reactions on a prime time tv show in order to reach a big audience and look more relatable.
"Have you seen our current president's hair?" 🤣🤣🤣
Oh I wish they had trump reading mean tweets 🤣
This should be a requirement for politicians. Like a weekly thing maybe they’d chill tf out
YES!!!
This was actually the first time I laughed in a Jimmy Kimmel episode since 2016
1:35
Dang teddy rosevelt is looking rough
I'm not American, but even I'm getting anxiety upon this election. Good luck you guys
It might get messy with the recounts and challenges by the Trump team
You're right to be anxious, because the politics of the world's most powerful country in terms of firepower and trade can have some profound effects on the rest of us.
Thank u
We certainly need it.
I think most of us are just burnt out now.
There needs to be a new “politicians read mean tweets” 2020 edition. That will be awesome.
It is 2020 though-
@roninxnomad I’m aware that we are in 2020 but I meant different politicians of this year that haven’t been yet on it. Hopefully I didn’t confuse nobody; my apologies if I have.
This was probably the limit of politicians that would willingly do this to be fair.
Ted Cruz looks like he has been depressed his whole life....
“If a cold lasagna on a sopranos dvd made a wish upon a star to be real boy” I am DEAD
Warrens reaction... 😂🤣😂🤣
I need a whole segment of just Bernie Sanders answering mean tweets, pls Jimmy.
why is no one talking about that john kerry head carved in a mountain tweet ?? that KILLED me 😭😭
Even whe
that was hilarious I agree
This country needs Bernie but it just doesn’t deserve him.
@@MachLandar Mt Rushmore, Here I come!
Totally agree! Laughed so hard!
"I like Nickleback!"
-Mike Bloomberg, explaining EVERYTHING.
What's wrong with that?
I'm not from USA, can you explain?
@@SaraMcGonagall Nickelback is one of the most hated bands due to their seemingly out-of-date music that only sold well due to overexposure such as their ads, music videos, radio, etc.
@@BlueBlur24 but they have some nice songs.
I honestly thought it was some scandal from the way people are talking about them.
Sarra Martzoka they make bad music and enough of it is in the exact same chord progression and key - so even Nickelback rips themselves off.
@@SaraMcGonagall nickelback is just a guilty pleasure. Overexposure often has a lot to do with this.
It sticks in your mind and a lot of people found out they like nickelback. Many comedians did skits on this subject.
It's what people supposedly had with Trump: People in cities don't brag about voting for Trump, in general. They have families/friends that would burn them to the ground.
It is why him telling the world that he actually likes nickelback is so very telling. He's tonedeaf on all sides.
Bernie is so wonderful. Too good for this world.
I wish he would have won.
*Bloomberg:* "I like Nickleback"
Damn didn't know this man could get more unlikable
"Have you seen our *current* president's hair?" 🤣🤣🤣
Even when bernie gets insulted he responds by recommending policies that benefit the working class
0:24 Her reaction to the tweet
Being from Ohio, I feel the tweet about Kasich and cat piss.
“Poo raggies”
I think it’s Poor Aggies, Nancy
That had me dying 🤣
She couldnt resist trying to be savage. Her eyes scare me.
Is that how many napkins you have, Poo? 💀
I saw poo raggies
@@athecheat you must not be from Texas 😂
Andrew Yang had the best line. Bernie is always Tio Bernie.
I think Schiff's was awesome.
@@TheJeweledBird If that was truly a tweet from The Donald, how sad is that? Trump certainly set himself up for the take-down, whacking down the low-hanging fruit.
@@mmedefarge Well, it truly is a tweet from Donald J Trump.
@@mmedefarge what’s sad is that the creator of that tweet is our president
The Ted Cruz one had me dying 😂
If you don't like Bernie Sanders I literally don't understand.
Ill remember Bernie and his impact on America for the rest of my life.
I like Andrew Yang
@@izzylandyt Yang Gang
@@izzylandyt That doesn't mean you don't like Bernie.
@@izzylandyt yang’s a berner
Yang's response with "have you seen the current president's hair?" Cracked me up and was easily the best response!
Yeah not sure why the audience didn't laugh
@@vamanosninja4143 I had to go back and rewatch because I was laughing so hard I didn't notice. Maybe with this year it's just too hard to laugh?
@@kendallpaige4160 they laughed at some
@@vamanosninja4143 Probably because that joke is so old and buried into the ground now
These really make my day... Can't get enough of them. More please!
John Kasich: “You’re kinda sick aren’t you?”
😂😂😂 just the way he said it
Agreed
Kasich really looked like he was about to cry. Oh dear....
Kasich is a punk and a coward
Bernie is the most authentic person to ever lived on earth since prophets
“Bernie Sandahs”
His thick Brooklyn accent alone distinguishes him from other Senators!
Jimmy’s the only guy who can get politicians to make fun of themselves 😂
He needs to do a follow-up on this video
This was it? Wow. Weak sauce.
Not exactly. I've seen another politicians mean tweets video, and that was a few years ago.
Yo I'm from the UK so I don't know a lot of these politicians. But "cold lasagna served on a Sopranos DVD" 🤣🤣🤣
I edited this comment so you have 0 idea what it says now
My man Bernie turns EVERYTHING into policy to help the American people! Why can’t he be president?
What's wrong with being rich? I get the other two but, rich?
trump likes nickelback too 😂
@@spongebobsburner6929 Well it doesn't seem like his money is giving him an advantage, if anything he's wasting it.
@Politics Drama, "look at this photograph every time it makes me laugh".
I love how Bernie always tries to make a policy impact!
Looks like Adam Schiff won’t have to read anymore of 45’s tweets anymore.
0:36
Go get em Andrew!
Anthony Scaramucci looking like a villain from Men In Black
He has that Law n Order SVU scumbag face 🤣
I'm surprised he didn't swear his head off.
I was thinking more like a character from the godfather
He could be still be made of cold lasagna tho
SunBurn-You're confusing him with Moscow Mitch.
Good old Bernie. Even when Mean Tweeted, ALWAYS ON MESSAGE!
Always predictable, always a jerk!
@@RossL1946 Millions of people around the world adore him as a principled man who has always fought for the little guy.
But go off, pseudonym-crackpot
When Adam Schiff was halfway through his, I was thinking "Wait, that sounds a bit like You-Know-Who". Then I scolded myself for not expecting the grey-blond tangerine featured in a mean tweet piece ...
Wow I'm actually laughing WITH Ted Cruz for once. Also at Ted Cruz.
Canada's greatest export to the the US since Celine Dion.
Best roast of Ted Cruz ever
My favorite meme is a WWE edit of Bernie Sanders coming in with a steel chair just as Vince McMahon is about to announce the 2020 Presidential Election winner
I’ve seen that! It’s great
Yeah, i just saw that one. It was hilarious.
@Miss Gucci Also linkz for me! I've seen it before but can't find it again
It's better with Money in the Bank briefcase. Bernie cashing in to win the presidency.
Anyone got a link for that?
Bernie Sanders seems like the kind of guy who’s still pissed that the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
That is EXACTLY the type of response I was expecting from Bernie
Bernie is in the thumbnail because he's the most popular politician in DC. And yet he never made it to the general both times he ran. America something’s wrong with you.
Establishment outmaneuvered him in the primary and he's just too nice
she’s?
How is he a she
Somethings wrong with Bernie!!
Don't you mean something is wrong with the Democratic party for jerking the rug out from under him? I don't know why anyone bothers to vote in the Democratic primary with superdelegates in play.
I'm a simple person. I see Bernie, I click
Simple AND stupid, imagine that!!
@schwadaddy81 im from the uk oop-
@@RossL1946 Hey, dont put yourself down like that! I'm sure someone will one day somehow tolerate you! I know its not easy being on the losing side all the time :/
I want to see an hour of Ted Cruz reading mean tweets.
This Mean Tweets section needs it own channel and way more content. Love these!
Ted Cruz looks like he has been *depressed his whole life....*
I would be too if I was Ted Cruz.
You would too if your real name was Raphael
"Sad vampire" is the best descriptor I've heard so far.
Wouldn't you be if you were Ted Cruz?
Well yeah, the Zodiac Killer doesn't get talked about enough for him! Lmao
I’m just surprised Ted Cruz appeared on this. Conservatives aren’t big on late night shows.
Was sorta hoping to see Giuliani somewhere here.
But that roast was just so good
Ted's the goat. Out of all the GOP politicians he is the one I could potentially see doing this.
He's doing things like this to keep up his guise as a real human senator.
Ted Cruz fancies himself a pop culture fan and as having a good sense of humor. I don't care for him whatsoever, but this is pretty on brand for him.
But you'll notice this is pre-beard. So it was filmed quite a while ago.
With what's been happening throughout this chaotic maelstrom of a year that IS 2020, it's good to see they're still making these videos, especially a politics themed one too
Trump would never do this. Hed throw a fit
Pity, couse there plenty of good mean tweets about him he could read!
He would say Joe Biden never has to read mean tweets. LOL
@@davidalves31057 plenty from Melania
He did something similar to this when celebs roasted him in comedy central
Checkout trump roast on comedy central
"is that how many napkins you have, poo?"
Scaramucci is the best, that tweet absolutely nailed it, and he’s like I don’t get it that person must be on drugs 😂😂😂👏🏻
"A Cold lasagna served on Sopranos DVD that wished to be a real boy"
I laughed so hard at that, I missed the rest of the video 🤣
I love Bernie. He deserved to be president but America didn’t deserve him.
No he dont. He would change the country into an socialist shithole as every left would.
Absolutely true brother
@@Captain_Kebap ugh I wish 😔
Bolshevik Bernie*
No he’s a socialist
In America when someone makes a joke about politician
Politician : laughs it off
In India when someone makes a joke about politician
Politician : so you have chosen death
Politicians are revered in India. Some of them are even ex-movie stars.
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 They are in America as well, Reagan was a movie star, Trump was a gameshow host, probably a few more