Mean Tweets - NBA All-Star Edition

We traditionally celebrate the start of the NBA Finals with a new edition of Mean Tweets, but the pandemic made that impossible this year. So we dug deep into our archives and culled the very best of the best to bring you an All-Star NBA edition of #MeanTweets with James Harden, Jimmy Butler, Dikembe Mutombo, Stephen Curry, Blake Griffin, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green, Reggie Miller, Russell Westbrook, Shaquille O’Neal, DeAndre Jordan, Charles Barkley, Dirk Nowitzki, Chris Bosh and Karl Malone. #Kimmel #GameNight #NBAFinals
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[@kingbadu7479]

Chris bosh was the funniest one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drevm7991]

Shoulda saved that one for Kenny Smith.

[@IllShivyou]

Ok

[@YT90s]

Agreed

[@stefanjovic5982]

He laughed just like a white guy named Dennis
😂😂😂

[@123fourfive5]

Jimmy Butler was pretty accurate tho. Those eyebrows ~. .~

[@varadhitkari2039]

Chris Bosh looks like Snoop Dogg, if Snoop Dogg never touched weed.

[@pedroluisdesouzaresende777]

Bruh

[@moneymay1341]

Nice comment. So original.

[@darianh.2048]

📠

[@nosukog]

@@darianh.2048 machine

[@mcducusin]

Chris Bosh looks like a dinosaur raptor😂😂

[@tonyorellana5600]

Karl malone doesn’t do Twitter he only does 13 year olds

[@meatyeye]

😮

[@Demond007Productions]

Bruh

[@terihenri7230]

Damn son

[@alexanderreyes3356]

That was probably the original meant tweet.

[@shadmanmahbub8533]

lmao chill 😭😭😭😭

[@benomerovic5515]

Karl “age is just a number” Malone

[@itsjemmabond]

A.k.a. R. Kelly II

[@KGupNext]

Karl “leave my daughter alone” Malone

[@ReggieCuzzz]

karl malone is my cousin 😭😭

[@ekd3179]

Bruh Mutombo got my crying on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nylaterry7332]

Frrr😂😂 when he said "Cookie Monster" i knew where it was heading🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@macewbee]

Same here

[@genesisagbo6057]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lestat2558]

Who else is dissapointed these aren't new clips
👇

[@giobarsin516]

Exactly what I thought when I first saw it. I've seen these a million times

[@Maximillian200HP]

@@giobarsin516 Same, so sad.

[@yiweitang3557]

Yeah kinda 😢

[@dcsports7658]

Me

[@jasonfawkes8137]

did you not listen at the beginning when he said these are archived clips?

[@willanderson571]

2:14 Chris Bosh goated for this

[@insenzu]

when is chris bosh NOT goated?

[@myfriendtania]

The Dikembe Mutumbo one made me crack up so hard!

[@elprofegardner9061]

One of the funniest ones of all time.

[@lenirish]

You know 2020's really bad when you realize that LeBron and Guillermo won't meet in the finals this year.

[@laurencea4422]

Damn, I just realized that.

[@chrisrosenberger7744]

Damn man, I didn’t realize that until you said something. Hope my man Guillermo is doing okay 🙏

[@lapislazuli06]

No, I just realized that....💔😢

[@ArabellaPoppy]

Awwwwwwwe

[@xemera1d]

At least he appeared in gm 2 of the Finals.

[@prabinmohan9851]

If only Karl Malone had that much restrain when it came to underaged girls.

[@ofesp.]

Seems Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t have that control either as his name is on Epstein’s flight log.

[@lacondrathompson1747]

I like this show

[@cipher2508]

@@ofesp. can you give a link of the resource please?

[@conorvanderlip4691]

@@ofesp. probably fake

[@yankeemania2345]

@@conorvanderlip4691 No it is true. Do some research on it.

[@Subihabsfan]

Draymond Greens one always makes me laugh because it's so accurate 😂

[@muraddiab6393]

“That’s not true because I would eat them” 😂

[@mamba_cod2]

Jimmy Butler is the funniest one”Bruh.” 😂

[@chiefblockaproductions1754]

You right bruh

[@mamba_cod2]

@@chiefblockaproductions1754 😂

[@gulyaswift1503]

🤣

[@mamba_cod2]

@@gulyaswift1503 LMAO 🤣

[@vuksgitau]

I would love to see mean LeBron tweets

[@jenjabby]

I guess I find faces on totem poles handsome😁

[@russellwestbrookyellingatw9381]

Because they're rich yeah

[@jenjabby]

@@russellwestbrookyellingatw9381
Nah, I actually think he were even more attractive if he were a teacher or nurse.

[@YannBada]

Chris Bosh talks like a white guy named Dennis
*Proceeds to laugh like white guy named Dennis*

[@kushtailor9724]

that was the joke dawg

[@noahelkind9977]

the reason chris bosh talks like a wite guy named denis is because he is a funny guy so he will be funny

[@briannao9251]

Nearly broke a rib from laughing too hard at the Dikembe Mutombo one 😂😂

[@NoCultsPlease]

Jimmy. Please do recent ones. This is my favorite segment. And since everyone is doing home vids, this should be easy. :)

[@silence3314]

Tracy Davison yes we know. He’s saying it should be even easier to get them to do new ones because everyone is at home or in the bubble.

[@Mrgotdammit35]

Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy butler? Which Jimmy

[@NoCultsPlease]

Mitch - Datway ...👍. This is what I meant. Thanks. :)

[@chaostrocio1156]

Jimmy kimmel, jimmy fallon or jimmy butler? Which one u mean?

[@chaostrocio1156]

@@Mrgotdammit35 same idea bruh

[@chrisngwenya6526]

The Cookie Monster one nearly killed me

[@bobsburgers1556]

The laugh, wink and finger gun from Bosh made it hilarious to me.

[@certifiedtro]

James Harden finna have his own chapter in the bible

[@omarkhan4083]

Asthugfuruallah

[@masilomoshesh1475]

Preach my brother😂😂😂

[@nordicblood8470]

Yeah where he led the Israelites past the second round and thats about it.

[@yourfavoriteangel8459]

and it says in “free throws 9:16 .... for ye who steps backs is glorified in heaven”

[@papayasmith]

He already does. It’s called Game of Zones

[@clothilde1623]

I’m not American and have no idea who any of these folks are but the Cookie Monster one made me properly lol. 😂

[@martinbuhrer3893]

I'm not American and I know very well who all of these folks are. And the Cookie Monster one made me properly lol.
Different, but same.

[@danepotmo2513]

What's odd is that Americans are the only ones who refer to a collection of people as "folks". Brits, Aussies, Irish, Kiwis etc view that usage as mostly hokey if I'm not mistaken.

[@pedrosalazar6310]

Really? NBA players have a pretty big global audience

[@saucewalka3801]

Not sure what not being American has to do with not knowing NBA players

[@martinbuhrer3893]

Sauce Walka well, let's put it the other way around and ask what being american could have to do with not knowing soccer players. Maybe that illustrates her point a bit better. 😉

[@valeriecherry9231]

"that your mother loves" hahahah I love Shaq

[@Dan-mb8dd]

Draymond actually looks like donkey from Shrek 😂

[@UGuessin]

Omg this was funny. The Cookie Monster one had me rolling in the sack. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Just5Skykes]

My favorite one of all time is still “you need to git the weight room” “You need to git the spell check” Jeremy Lin

[@jchase5468]

I love how draymond both talks and takes trash talk well...just a tough dude period

[@jazzyfour]

Reggie Miller's ears getting Wi-fi was the funniest. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tyrunner0097]

Loved that too. Reggie's still too good at trash talking.

[@alexandermico1560]

sad no guillermo in nba finals :(

[@jamfriday]

We want Guillermo!!!

[@LeBeautiful]

"Westbrook look like Jar Jar Binks" lmaooo

[@MrJamesbound007]

rofl

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

He reads like him too

[@denisechung8740]

I had to google who jar jar binks is

[@agathachris9722]

Lol

[@patrickdoran180]

Bosh killed me with that laugh and point 😂😂😂

[@kevinsmiley7069]

The Karl Malone tweet was probably talking about how he got a 13 year old pregnant

[@xRose25x]

Disappointed that this ended with Karl Malone's clip and not Kobe's

[@sawyermc642]

Dremond Green had the best reaction🤣
And Shaq
And Chris Bosh🤣

[@issotoudabueno0433]

You can clearly see how sensitive Russell Westbrook is 😂😂

[@russellwestbrookyellingatw9381]

Wut

[@daviesugo7641]

For not knowing jar jar banks?

[@issotoudabueno0433]

​​@@daviesugo7641nah for the hundred hand wave he gave about it

[@james_edits12]

what u on about lol

[@issotoudabueno0433]

@@james_edits12 I think that comment was over 3 years ago in the pandemic 😅

[@BboyZoinks]

I like it more when the players laugh themselves, those guys are good spirited tough dudes that won’t let words hurt them

[@birdman4birdlegs]

Why would they even bring Malone on for this. Everyone knew what it was going to be about lol

[@showtimeyt6586]

Karl Malone’s definitely was something about a 13 year old

[@dalailumefan5296]

Look at Jimmy man, so inspirational.

[@MrMeowMeows619]

I quote that Jimmy Butler tweet multiple times a year at random 😂😂😂

[@tyler55563]

1:35 “OMG they do” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mbj920]

I just realized Guillermo won’t be able try and get LeBron’s attention this NBA Finals due to the bubble in 2020

[@benrommel8084]

Are we ignoring the fact that Russell Westbrook doesn’t know who Jar Jar Binks is???

[@theweeklynewsexplosion5358]

Love your channel Jimmy! I’ve been watching your channel for a few months and I already love it!

[@blindguymcsqueezy7293]

Donkey from Shrek killed me dude 🤣

[@rxhx]

James Harden's beard though deserves an episode of it's own haha

[@mouryak5878]

Draymond one was so accurate😂😂

[@cocoablack432]

I don’t see the Dikembe Mutumbo one as an insult. Cookie Monster is a beloved character; I would be honored to be considered for such a part.

[@mikefit3343]

Draymond green the most accurate tweet of em all😂

[@madmax5347]

shaq really went w the "your mom" joke and im L O S I N G it

[@heqitao]

Chris Bosh needs more air time. That dude is smart, funny and has very underrated acting chops.

[@denisechung8740]

I’ve watch this fir about 10 times... doesn’t get old!!!

[@ktwashere5637]

to be fair, that dude does look like he's about to lead the Israelites.

[@daynamorris2399]

He does

[@ivorpadjen2131]

yes, that dude

[@Yuan-lo3zz]

So youtube algorithm really knowing to send me this when Jimmy drops a 40 point triple-double.

[@jonm4623]

Karl Malone ain’t doing twitter but he was doing a 13 yr old

[@ArjjunSingh]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Thesexmen]

W

[@user-eu3kd1wj8w]

Copied, L

[@rxhx]

ok this joke got old in like 2 minutes

[@celinek9686]

@@rxhx it's not a joke if he actually did it

[@blackhawks9763]

That Bosh one gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

[@simona421]

bruh shaq is the funniest man i've ever seen 😂

[@dayofthesnakes]

Why didn't they include, "Doc Rivers voice is ashy as hell. Put some lotion on those vocal cords bro."

[@uluamuniutupuivaha2190]

The 1st & 2nd one got me GuUd! 😭🤣💀😂

[@seanb3525]

The clay Thompson one had me weak 🤣

[@joaohaddad8722]

Karl Malone is a bad man

[@jorgelujlrcn]

It's sad cause he was a legendary player

[@hollycochran5979]

What did he do

[@mccraeanderson2800]

Holly Cochran had a kid with a 13 year old...

[@vidcooldrake3059]

@@mccraeanderson2800 Word.

[@blanelynch4576]

Russ took that to heart and telling me he ain’t never seen star wars

[@GunR]

jar jar binks lmaooo i mdead

[@nathanielyanson2406]

that dikembe one doesnt get old😭🤣

[@vrehzyy1811]

cant see why Karl Malone doesnt do twitter 14 years seems right up his age range

[@daicean8517]

underrated comment im deceased dawg

[@Keegan.999]

Karl Malone ain't doing Twitter, but he's doing something else...

[@seldakayikci1451]

Love it, how Chris Bosh react, soooo amazing 😅

[@tumentetupanacea1734]

"... I don't know what that is, but sure..." I just love that respond!!!

[@BlastedBilly]

Bosh hilarious, made me think of Dave Chappelle!

[@abdulmahmood1786]

Karl malone always looks like he’s at a country club.

[@Yoaneemmanuel]

The Harden Moses one never gets old😂

[@mariamaria720]

Hahah chris bosh had me crying 😂😂😂

[@simcharechnitz663]

Why was deandre Jordan and blake griffin wearing a clippers shirt
Was this pre- recorded 4 years ago?!

[@fiercingdragon]

Yeah these were the same clips I saw a while back.

[@Taxero79]

You mean the clips he said they got from digging deep in the archives were from years ago?

[@QuppsOG]

Dave - Taxero haha literally said that

[@Aryan-hr8ho]

Yeah, they were

[@jazzyfour]

@@Taxero79 Lol. He obviously didn't listen when Jimmy said that. Bonehead huh. 😂

[@magicman1542]

if we’re being real, the steph curry tweet is easily the meanest one

[@zmcdaniel24]

That Moses reference has me crying 😂

[@TheNewKG]

Deandre couldn’t help but laugh 😂😂😂

[@LJ-mq4tl]

2:24 no way Karl Malone sounds like this

[@KingDami1999]

Bosh’s is always funny af 😂

[@MJ-qp3ex]

This is the best series ever 💯

[@slackerofhell]

Twitter has to be at least 12 years old before Karl Malone is interested

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

Respect that last guy.

[@chosen8138]

you should not

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

Renzo Bryce Relova
Why not?

[@chosen8138]

he got involved with a 13 year old and she got pregnant

[@janetdobie9722]

These are always so funny!

[@DorkySwimmer]

0:41 This mean tweet will always be both funny and ridiculous at the same time

[@swaggyp1320]

westbrook was the only one to take it so seriously 😂

[@russellwestbrookyellingatw9381]

What are you talking about

[@clarkchestermayordo8520]

Nobody:
Mean tweet: "James harden looks like the guy coming from the strip club"

[@amygde]

we've been waiting for this for so longg

[@R1CO.1818]

Chris Bosh was mad accurate 😂

[@gray_gogy]

Entire comments section just crapping on Karl Malone lmao

[@yoonchoi7752]

Does this mean we aren't gonna get Guillermo this year

[@valeriecherry9231]

I love when they just laugh

[@lztherapper]

The amount of “bruh’s” in Jimmy Butler’s tweet is the amount of minutes it takes Giannis to prepare for a free throw.

[@YJP23]

Draymond “the donkey “ green

[@Sleep_is_delicious]

The totem pole/tiki mask one is hilarious

[@kaik3122]

Damn I can’t imagine what they wrote bout Karl Malone

[@chosen8138]

might have been the fact that he impregnated a thirteen year old

[@harmanjotsingh4230]

@@chosen8138 might've been the fact he was dirtiest player and character in NBA in his era or maybe all time as well as fact how the man couldnt win a championship
Should have been behind bars not earning millions in NBA

[@chosen8138]

@@harmanjotsingh4230 yeah could be that

[@barretnorcross9508]

Jimmy Kimmel Live show,. If you're in advance stages of mind control you'll find this "PROGRAM" very interesting and entertaining...

[@blode6429]

Jimmy butler one got me dying😭😭

[@big_m_tias6576]

The dremond gets me every time

[@Everything_All_In_One_Place]

OK, none of these are new. Nonetheless, Chris Bosh totally got it.

[@iagolopez1813]

we all know what the Karl Malone one was about☠️

[@noah_g_1970]

I can't get rid of the Jimmy butler one out of my head

[@kurtischeng]

Way he said it wa jokes

[@Lilliz91]

The Cookie Monster one 😂😂😂