+Ben Eklom haha all you guys made my day :D Jim Sterling videos are always twice the joy. Watching and reading all these glorious comments (For real tho Jim has some pretty epic commentators xD) greetings~
+Destinaxe You and me both, I can just imagine a belligerent drunk Jim at a party. "I said I'm Jim fucking Sterling son. Don't you tell me I can't throw up in your fish tank, you need to just fuck off and let me finish this drink." I'm telling you that would be freakin' gold.
+Destinaxe I'd agree if we hadn't had "drunk Jim" videos before where he was just really quiet and confused. If there's some way to bring this drunk Jim out deliberately then I'm all for it.
+xahl dera "Oi. OI! You know who I am? I'm Jim Fucking Sterling son! You see this fuckin- Get back over here. You see this fuckin phone? Its a great fuckin phone, buy this fuckin phone right fuckin now you orange flavored taint wipe!" At least..thats what I thought of.
+99MHz of Gaming To be fair, this is his "let's have fun and not be serious" bit and not the "serious gaming news and Konami-fucking" that most of us probably became fans of first. :P
+ThePoptartster How relevent! Thank goodness you shared such vital information with us, lord knows what we would have done without it. I mean, without you exclaiming as you did we might have been ignorant of an arbitrary difference that doesn't in any way reflect the value of what a person says! The horror. +99MHz of Gaming Jim certainly doesn't seem like the kind of guy to be obsessed with absolutely divine video quality, but I think it would be a misnomer to say that he only puts in the bare minimum. Jim, as a true man of the people, is somewhere in the middle. A Sterling example of greatness in mediocraty.
Oh god, do I love belligerently drunk Jim fucking Serling playing shitty games on steam! This could be a new series if you ask me. It's nice that your drunker than I am for once.
if this was like Recettear, you would have to leave the shop occasionally for your adventures, except your adventures would consist of picking up lunch orders or dry cleaning for your manager, throwing burning craps of dung at a competing carrier store, and visiting places of business to con their employees into signing contracts. Could be fun!
Honestly I think a tutorial can't be a dump of boring information like we saw here. Just because reading all that information would give you the know-how to play the game, doesn't mean it's well tutorialized. A good tutorial has to be engaging, just like a good GAME has to be engaging. In this case, the tutorial info was about as fun as an economics textbook.
this video was brilliant. literally everyone commenting that they didnt like the drunkenness probably got fondled by their drunk aunt or uncle and are being triggered.
Ahh Jim, the drunken boss who its out the back yelling "mAke SAles or I wiLL FIRE you ALL!" and all the customers and employees are just incredibly uncomfortable.
This should become a new video series called, "DrunkJim Quistory." Personally I don't mind drunk Jim every once and a while. There are hundreds of videos on this channel of Jim Playing games. He might as well throw some variety in there. But if people knew they were getting drunk jim in advance, It might help viewer disposition.
frankly, I think that only the incoherent rambling of Drunk Uncle Jim-Jim could've made this game interesting, so sober Uncle Jim-Jim made the right choice letting him take over
It all goes swimmingly until you realize one of the people you've hired has turned your store into a front, selling bootleg phones that feed personal data back to a hub in order to be sold on the far more lucrative black markets.
+Leon the Brave But how much fucking would one need to engage in to be able to make an entire stick from it? How much would said stick fetch on eBay? Does Fuck Butter need to be stored in a fridge? Can you spread it on toast?
I may be one viewer, but i just want to say that drunk Sterling is very good entertainment. There might be negative nancies but aslong as you disclose you are pissed out your tit's they have no logical complaint as they can avoid this type of video. I would very much like to see more of drunken Sterling on UA-cam. It is very good viewing. Especially if one is coming home from a heavy night of drinking alcoholic beverages. Not that I am ofcourse haha
Worse manager ever... Only ordered three phones first day, and ordered one of everything except the first 3. ... No Jim, I wouldn't buy anything from you.
So Jim... You're drunk and you choose a management simulator? A bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him. I dare you to drunk Dwarf Fortress. Dare. Sell phones is a good pun btw. Drunk Dwarf Fortress!
I have a sneaking suspicion that Jim is going to wake up and say to his missus, "No, please tell me, I didn't upload that video?" Good on yer, Jim have another on me. .
I'll admit that I'm a bit here or there on the drunk Jim episodes; this one kinda falls flat but some of his others I've actually enjoyed. Ultimately I don't mind an occasional drunken early access play.
It's a decent prototype for a management game, but like many of the games Jim covers it's not worth paying for. This feels more like a student project than anything else, and if it is then it's a good one, but it's very bare-bones and doesn't hold up for very long. Of course, I could be wasting my compliments on an asset-flip. I wouldn't be surprised.
I hope Digital Homicide sees this and accuses Jim Sterling of being an Alcoholic.
+Ben Eklom Ohhh fuck they totally will.
+Ben Eklom I'd love to see that.
+Ben Eklom Afaik DH are russians. They wont even notice, and i wish i was joking.
+Ben Eklom haha all you guys made my day :D
Jim Sterling videos are always twice the joy. Watching and reading all these glorious comments (For real tho Jim has some pretty epic commentators xD)
greetings~
I want more drunk Jim Sterling after seeing this
+Destinaxe You and me both, I can just imagine a belligerent drunk Jim at a party. "I said I'm Jim fucking Sterling son. Don't you tell me I can't throw up in your fish tank, you need to just fuck off and let me finish this drink."
I'm telling you that would be freakin' gold.
+Destinaxe I'd agree if we hadn't had "drunk Jim" videos before where he was just really quiet and confused. If there's some way to bring this drunk Jim out deliberately then I'm all for it.
I agree. Drunk Sterling riffing on games is funny. Also it would be funny to see a drunk Sterling try to actually sell phones.
+xahl dera "Oi. OI! You know who I am? I'm Jim Fucking Sterling son! You see this fuckin- Get back over here. You see this fuckin phone? Its a great fuckin phone, buy this fuckin phone right fuckin now you orange flavored taint wipe!"
At least..thats what I thought of.
+ChivalrousSnake I now think Jim should use "orange flavoured taint wipe" as an introduction insult in a future Squirty Play! XD
This is still, years later, my favorite video on UA-cam. I really need to get drunk with Jim.
The trick is to get drunk and watch this video. I'm having a blast.
Oh god. Drunk Jim is best jim
drunk jimrea best jimrea
+TheThunderbirdRising no.
painkiller jim is best jim. drunk jim is second best.
Hand over your phones Jim, you're drunk. Drunk I say! No texting for you sir. You'll only regret it in the morning.
This actually simulates being a store manager really well. You're drunk, everything is confusing, and nothing works right.
I look forward to these videos. Any time you're drinking, I sit down, relax, drink, and have a big old laugh.
There are people who put as much work as possible into every one of their videos. And then there is Jim Fucking Sterling, Son.
+99MHz of Gaming but this is why we thank god for him. Well one of many reasons
+matt g Exactly! This channel wouldn't be the same without the occasional half-assed squirt. It does fit the half-assed game!
+99MHz of Gaming To be fair, this is his "let's have fun and not be serious" bit and not the "serious gaming news and Konami-fucking" that most of us probably became fans of first. :P
+99MHz of Gaming I have more subs than you and I've never put out a video. XD
+ThePoptartster How relevent! Thank goodness you shared such vital information with us, lord knows what we would have done without it. I mean, without you exclaiming as you did we might have been ignorant of an arbitrary difference that doesn't in any way reflect the value of what a person says! The horror.
+99MHz of Gaming Jim certainly doesn't seem like the kind of guy to be obsessed with absolutely divine video quality, but I think it would be a misnomer to say that he only puts in the bare minimum. Jim, as a true man of the people, is somewhere in the middle. A Sterling example of greatness in mediocraty.
"I'm...I'm...I'm hanging at the side of me chair right now" Oh god Jim pls never change
Drunk Jim, best Jim amirite?
Oh god, do I love belligerently drunk Jim fucking Serling playing shitty games on steam! This could be a new series if you ask me. It's nice that your drunker than I am for once.
Everyone is promoting Jims alcoholism xD
I like to believe this is actually "Sober Jim" and the rest of the time he drunk
No "drunk story time, with uncle jim,jim"
awww!
I was looking at jobs today and now I'm glad I have all the job training required to run my own cell phone store thanks to Jim's amazing work here.
Can we have Uncle Jim's story time?
This is like Recettear but not fun or charming or well tutorialized.
Im still having trouble beating that game. >.
+Xavier of Nine
One does not simply "beat" Recettear.
if this was like Recettear, you would have to leave the shop occasionally for your adventures, except your adventures would consist of picking up lunch orders or dry cleaning for your manager, throwing burning craps of dung at a competing carrier store, and visiting places of business to con their employees into signing contracts. Could be fun!
+PermianExtinction it probably was wel tutorialized but jim didnt care to read it all.
Honestly I think a tutorial can't be a dump of boring information like we saw here. Just because reading all that information would give you the know-how to play the game, doesn't mean it's well tutorialized. A good tutorial has to be engaging, just like a good GAME has to be engaging. In this case, the tutorial info was about as fun as an economics textbook.
Drunk Jim is the best! I want more!!!
I like all of Jim's content, but this is truly reminiscent of Bus Sim: Renegade edition and I love them. I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THIS. I LOVE JIM.
I think I have OCD. This video is fucking with me. I think Jim gave me OCD. Pity OCD is not an STI.
This type of stuff is my fav Jim content, I'm not here to see someone try to play a boring game while being bored
Jim, you should go on drunk history, they'd love you, you'll nail it!
Jim Sterling would make a disastrous salesperson.
+thenorwegian76 who cares. **** this game.
Sean DeMarco
I watch these videos because of Jim's commentary, we all know the games are garbage.
Thanks for your comment Mr Buzzkill.
this video was brilliant.
literally everyone commenting that they didnt like the drunkenness probably got fondled by their drunk aunt or uncle and are being triggered.
Jim, I'm belly laughing at this vid, bravo. You're fucking hilarious.
Am I at work? Hello sir! How can I help you?
I think people are hate'n too much. Enjoyed the video!
Drunk Jim is like an evil alter ego. I love it.
Ahh Jim, the drunken boss who its out the back yelling "mAke SAles or I wiLL FIRE you ALL!" and all the customers and employees are just incredibly uncomfortable.
I heard Verizon makes all their sales employees play this game.
We need more drnk reviews. This was really funny. You could call it sudsy play or something
jim, you should play more games drunk.. you can call it uncle jim's saucy hour
314 people can't handle their table wine
MORE DRUNK JIM!
"You need these TO SUCCEED!"
"MY WALLET'S IN MY POCKET, DON'T HURT ME!"
This is like work. not a game. WORK. PAY ME.
I wish I had a Drunk-Jim Gnome on my shoulder, narrating my life as I experience it. It would be glorious.
Jim Sterling, gets drunk, picks a game that isn't explained and is all reading. Never change.
Please...PLEASE make more videos drunk. This was great.
It's like Fallout with phones
Is this one of those "doesn't hold your hand" games
+Shrek Donkee Or more likely one of those "I can't be bothered to put work into making one" games.
If your employee was named Brian McKnight, your profits would've been up.
One day, I hope someone makes a compilation of all of Mr. Sterling's greetings.
This should become a new video series called, "DrunkJim Quistory."
Personally I don't mind drunk Jim every once and a while. There are hundreds of videos on this channel of Jim Playing games. He might as well throw some variety in there. But if people knew they were getting drunk jim in advance, It might help viewer disposition.
Shit. I have to wake up in twelve hours and play Store Manager. I'll get drunk.
Jim! We're dying for the next episode of FucKonami news! There is fresh meat to be had and only your special seasoning will slake our blood thirst!
frankly, I think that only the incoherent rambling of Drunk Uncle Jim-Jim could've made this game interesting, so sober Uncle Jim-Jim made the right choice letting him take over
5:23, sounds like me when I worked on the sales floor hahaha
ayy.
Lmao
If I made a game about watching paint dry, it would probably be more entertaining.
It all goes swimmingly until you realize one of the people you've hired has turned your store into a front, selling bootleg phones that feed personal data back to a hub in order to be sold on the far more lucrative black markets.
The liquor's making you see it clearly, Jim.
I hope we hear more about this DnD session tomorrow. It sounds like things got pretty crazy.
Ok, riddle me this Jim; what the fuck is fuck butter, and where can I buy it???? O__O
***** Huh, very informative, thanks stranger! :D
+Leon the Brave But how much fucking would one need to engage in to be able to make an entire stick from it? How much would said stick fetch on eBay? Does Fuck Butter need to be stored in a fridge? Can you spread it on toast?
I'd feel uncomfortable going into a store owned by Jim, I'd have the feeling he's calling me a prick when i walk in.
3:50 what is that horrible buzzing? I thought there was a buzzsaw going outside.
YES! Drunk Jim! In for a fun time!
That car sound made me throw off my headset! I thought they were gonna explode!
Can we have a new series where you do these videos on various drugs and alcohol it would be amazing
Jim Sterling: it's just like Fallout
theres your tag line sorted
The way people walk in this game looks as though they've had a long night of POUNDING IT!
I may be one viewer, but i just want to say that drunk Sterling is very good entertainment. There might be negative nancies but aslong as you disclose you are pissed out your tit's they have no logical complaint as they can avoid this type of video. I would very much like to see more of drunken Sterling on UA-cam. It is very good viewing. Especially if one is coming home from a heavy night of drinking alcoholic beverages. Not that I am ofcourse haha
We get to watch a game about working.
Buy, Sell, Microtransactions.
Wow, Jim is pretty belligerent as a drunk. We probably wouldn't be good drinking buddies. I turn into the "I love you" guy when I'm drunk.
Worse manager ever... Only ordered three phones first day, and ordered one of everything except the first 3. ... No Jim, I wouldn't buy anything from you.
Fantastic ending.
(Crickets)
Uh...
I think drinking is the only way you can tolerate this game.
Drunk Jim is ridiculously hilarious. Written tutorial, eh? My response whenever I encounter pages of that: 'I'll read it fucking later, just wing it.'
So Jim... You're drunk and you choose a management simulator? A bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.
I dare you to drunk Dwarf Fortress. Dare.
Sell phones is a good pun btw.
Drunk Dwarf Fortress!
you need to make a video about Shoppe Keep... really good and addicting
this game looks pretty intricate, if it weren't for the fact that it hits you with everything it once it could be a decent game
Who the hell would pay 900 bucks for a cell phone! That was his first sale!
This just looks....incredibly unapealing.
i love drunk jim makes me laugh
Of all the things to play when you're pissed. Your poor sozzled brain!
Beautiful
Jim, do a video about infectionator: survivors
jim ur fookin' plastered right proper m8
Go drunk Jim, you're home...mmm, no wait... I'vee hhad tomuh drinnkzss.
Got your first "cell" of the day, eh? EH?
I have a sneaking suspicion that Jim is going to wake up and say to his missus, "No, please tell me, I didn't upload that video?" Good on yer, Jim have another on me. .
WTF is that reflected in the water at 6:33? I would guess a cloud, but there's only one of it.
This game is really starting to bug me.
I sound suspiciously similar to JimFuckingStirlingSon when I get drunk, except worse, because I'm from newcastle
Jim... you hired Willy Cosby. Why did they name someone that... And why does he work at a cellphone store and not a coffee shop.
Carphone warehouse the game?
Drunker than Jim and this game looks great to me.
read that! I'm far to drunk game.
that seriously needs cliff notes.
Now I want to know if Matt Ward in the game was after the dreadful 40k author or just a randomly generated thing.
I'll admit that I'm a bit here or there on the drunk Jim episodes; this one kinda falls flat but some of his others I've actually enjoyed. Ultimately I don't mind an occasional drunken early access play.
Everyone here is talking about drunk Jim and I'm here wondering which edition, race and class is Jim playing in DnD
Go home, Jim! You are drunk!
Our pal Jim needs to make an itch.io tasty about tequila or beer or something.
"melted stick of fuckbutter" i'll use that one someday :)
Drunk Jim is a funny reviewer
You're drunk from beer and tequila.
Sounds like a child pretending to be drunk.
Jim be an angry drunk
How much does a man like Jim have to drink to be that drunk!? Jesus, must be Litres!
That guy made $852 on his last shift...? In one day?!
+Harry Jones Welcome to video games.
It's a decent prototype for a management game, but like many of the games Jim covers it's not worth paying for. This feels more like a student project than anything else, and if it is then it's a good one, but it's very bare-bones and doesn't hold up for very long.
Of course, I could be wasting my compliments on an asset-flip. I wouldn't be surprised.