Trump’s Pressure Campaign Against Pence on January 6th Revealed | The Daily Show

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2022
  • The FDA approves COVID-19 vaccines for children under five, Dr. Fauci tests positive for the virus, the January 6th hearings reveal unknown threats to Mike Pence, Pakistan faces a tea shortage, and Sweden finds a sexy way to encourage citizens not to litter. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
    Subscribe to The Daily Show:
    / @thedailyshow
    Follow The Daily Show:
    Twitter: / thedailyshow
    Facebook: / thedailyshow
    Instagram: / thedailyshow
    Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: www.paramountplus.com/?ftag=PP...
    Follow Comedy Central:
    Twitter: / comedycentral
    Facebook: / comedycentral
    Instagram: / comedycentral
    About The Daily Show:
    Trevor Noah and The Daily Show correspondents tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and pop culture.
    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
  • Комедії

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,6 тис.

  • @YusufGinnah
    @YusufGinnah 2 роки тому +707

    Kudos to Pence for doing the right thing especially when it really mattered...
    But I'm old enough to remember a time when _'Doing the right thing'_ was the bare minimum expected from any elected official...

    • @oluwafemiajose948
      @oluwafemiajose948 2 роки тому +5

      He’s a hero to you clowns till he runs for president then becomes the most evil human on earth lol. Y’all so predictable.

    • @ArcaJ
      @ArcaJ 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@oluwafemiajose948 So, you want to vote for Pence?

    • @smlambert9418
      @smlambert9418 2 роки тому

      best Politically Incorrect Cards: www.icantbelieveyousaidthat.com/products/pi-6-fall-in-line

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 2 роки тому +28

      @@oluwafemiajose948 I don't like the guy one bit.
      An I would argue that he did the bare minimum of what should have been done.
      Though If i had to choose between pence or trump, I would pick pence.
      He had shown at least some loyalty to the constitution and country.

    • @clarkthomas354
      @clarkthomas354 2 роки тому +7

      ​@@oluwafemiajose948 🤡

  • @klondike316
    @klondike316 2 роки тому +1267

    How bad must a president be that we are actually grateful for Mike Pence?

    • @reagan513
      @reagan513 2 роки тому +5

      Pence would not look at his watch when GIs were getting the 21 gun salute. I hope he would not. Not a Trump or Biden fan, both of em got out of the draft, except Bidens draft card failure is never mentioned.

    • @kinzle6831
      @kinzle6831 2 роки тому +48

      @@reagan513 Speaking to the greater point, the draft was a shame and the whole war was unneeded. I feel bad for the veterans who suffered for the greed of that generatiations politics.

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 2 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @kicker3536
      @kicker3536 2 роки тому +11

      @@kinzle6831 exactly

    • @nmsuirishmexgemini82
      @nmsuirishmexgemini82 2 роки тому +22

      @klondike316, that's exactly what my thoughts were when comparing Jr. Bush to Trump. I actually missed Bush, and that's saying something.

  • @thexalon
    @thexalon 2 роки тому +139

    The thing is, "I don't wanna be your friend anymore" was actually a threat of violence. A threat he attempted to have carried out.

    • @donnavorce8856
      @donnavorce8856 2 роки тому +20

      Yeah. Like a wise guy saying "Have a safe weekend with your family." I forgot about that angle.

    • @MFBloosh
      @MFBloosh 2 роки тому +1

      It's basically Michael Corleone telling Fredo that he knows it was him. Lol.

    • @skooter6381
      @skooter6381 4 дні тому

      @thexalin is as intelligent as a park lake duck 👌

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 роки тому +1135

    As much as I disagree with Pence on policy, props to him for having a backbone and defending the US constitution when things got real.

    • @michaelstephens1470
      @michaelstephens1470 2 роки тому +41

      I don't want to be your friend anymore if you don't do this

    • @ShrinkRai
      @ShrinkRai 2 роки тому +58

      Yes. Pence showed more backbone and courage than all of the MAGA movement. Bless him for saving the USA.

    • @samuelmorris9900
      @samuelmorris9900 2 роки тому +1

      I hear you. Biden inherited problems from trump. He was in office for a mere 6 months when Mitch McConnell said, " out entire focus will be on making sure this administration fails"
      That's like a parent telling another parent, " I am going to make sure you fail as a parent?" Who gets hur the powerless kids!
      We cannot let the loud, "bad" republicans win in their elections.

    • @Auguur
      @Auguur 2 роки тому +1

      I've been saying all along that we Americans owe Mike pence a debt of gratitude. He delayed the destruction of democracy for 4 years.

    • @hoytbangs9425
      @hoytbangs9425 2 роки тому +68

      He did his job Period
      He could have said this much earlier and possibly avoided trumps failed coup
      Nope, all he did was his job. Period

  • @tachiebillano6244
    @tachiebillano6244 2 роки тому +265

    "... I don't wanna be your friend anymore!"
    That's exactly how a 6-year-old would say.

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 2 роки тому +12

      nahhh, 3 years old

    • @rrboss33
      @rrboss33 2 роки тому +6

      Or a mobster sounded like your getting green light son 🤔

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 2 роки тому +9

      This is what my four year old's bestie says when she doesn't want to play the same game he does.

    • @jordie4423
      @jordie4423 2 роки тому +1

      Well you will defend the Dems even if our economy collapses, and that’s no surprise with your salary paid by the anti Trumpers. Inflation up, foreign policy disasters, open borders policies and its still Trumps fault. Even the Texas election for a house seat doesn’t open dems eyes. She won with a majority of Hispanic votes but the dems still pretend to be the party for minorities. Citizens from South America know what these socialist policies will bring for the country. 🙈

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 2 роки тому +2

      @@rachelk4805 🤭🤭yes. Unbelievable

  • @Icebergwallst
    @Icebergwallst 2 роки тому +231

    The last time someone said I don’t want to be your friend I was 10 years old 😂

  • @TheRomeoGuy
    @TheRomeoGuy 2 роки тому +165

    I am so glad that Trevor kept his afro. Having always struggled with whether or not to keep my afro in the professional world, it really is empowering to create a normalization of natural black hair.

    • @tildencats9523
      @tildencats9523 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah because ive never seen a black guy with an afro in media before

    • @samanthabourrage
      @samanthabourrage 2 роки тому +6

      I'm glad he kept it too! He looks great 👍🏿

    • @yourawfulhearttosong
      @yourawfulhearttosong Рік тому +5

      @@tildencats9523 in professional culture, it’s rare. the people in these comments should read about hair discrimination against Black people, like seriously.

    • @tatyanafadden2005
      @tatyanafadden2005 Рік тому

      "Afro" is more a political statement, than a hair-do.

    • @yourawfulhearttosong
      @yourawfulhearttosong Рік тому +5

      @@tatyanafadden2005 it’s a normal hairstyle lol. it’s a shame that blacks people cant wear their hair in healthy, comfortable ways without being scrutinized for it.

  • @suchitasingh8412
    @suchitasingh8412 2 роки тому +140

    the jokes are so brilliant and simple. ."men are being catfished by bins".
    kudos to the writers!

  • @milacosta8605
    @milacosta8605 2 роки тому +1233

    "I don't want to be your friend anymore if you don't do this." That's some preschool energy right there. It might have worked if trump had said: "You're not coming to my birthday party." :)

  • @martinhealy5989
    @martinhealy5989 2 роки тому +563

    Any time I read anything that Trump said anymore I hear it in my head as Trevor impersonating him. Almost makes it bearable

    • @walterude6323
      @walterude6323 2 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 indeed

    • @jordie4423
      @jordie4423 2 роки тому

      Well you will defend the Dems even if our economy collapses, and that’s no surprise with your salary paid by the anti Trumpers. Inflation up, foreign policy disasters, open borders policies and its still Trumps fault. Even the Texas election for a house seat doesn’t open dems eyes. She won with a majority of Hispanic votes but the dems still pretend to be the party for minorities. Citizens from South America know what these socialist policies will bring for the country.

    • @helloxonsfan
      @helloxonsfan 2 роки тому +1

      *Vety true (lol)... But here's the serious part... & although I'm no fan of Pence, people need to understand that we were one vice-president & 40 feet (12 m) away from losing our democracy. If he had caved to the pressures & done the illegal things tRump was trying to force him to do, or had fallen victim to tRump's savage insurrectionist thugs, or gotten in that car, then tRump's violent coup would have worked & he'd be dictator for life...!!! (SMH!!!)* 😣

    • @ethanboyd7843
      @ethanboyd7843 2 роки тому +2

      No, love him but he's the worst trump impression out there. I mean seriously. Nobody can follow Jon Stewart and Trevor has an amazing story and is an example of America working, but he could've been a correspondent and let someone else lead. Witty, clever, but never profound or out-loud laugh-provoking.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 2 роки тому

      Almost...

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 2 роки тому +270

    There was no "widespread voter fraud" in 2020, there was just *WIDESPREAD VOTING,* and because of that, Trump lost...BIGLY!
    💡If you voted against Trump in 2020 then you need to vote against the 2022 midterm candidates who support him. Trump may not be on the ballot but Trumpism will be, and it MUST be defeated!
    🗳️ Make WIDESPREAD VOTING Great Again!
    👉🇺🇸 VOTE BLUE IN '22! 🇺🇸👈

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 2 роки тому

      There are literally people who believe the big lie trying to refuse to do their job and certify the Republican primary for no reason except Dominion machines were used..there is so much cleanup and deprogramming to do. The government could take every dime Trump scammed people out of, and still not be able to pay for damage he has done.

    • @monochet
      @monochet 2 роки тому +12

      This👆

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 2 роки тому

      Oh shut up Suzy

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson 2 роки тому +6

      👍

    • @lamjay6656
      @lamjay6656 2 роки тому

      Sure just like what Trevor said: everything is looking UP this administration 🤡

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 роки тому +278

    If Mike Pence ever visits Sweden he will now have to take all the trash back home to America.

    • @snorpenbass4196
      @snorpenbass4196 2 роки тому +11

      So he can't bring Trump?

    • @denniskappacher303
      @denniskappacher303 2 роки тому +1

      nice one 😂

    • @jordie4423
      @jordie4423 2 роки тому +1

      Well you will defend the Dems even if our economy collapses, and that’s no surprise with your salary paid by the anti Trumpers. Inflation up, foreign policy disasters, open borders policies and its still Trumps fault. Even the Texas election for a house seat doesn’t open dems eyes. She won with a majority of Hispanic votes but the dems still pretend to be the party for minorities. Citizens from South America know what these socialist policies will bring for the country. 🙈

    • @denniskappacher303
      @denniskappacher303 2 роки тому

      @@jordie4423 Hm, guess you are against these swedish trash cans, huh? Them being the result of "socialist policies" and all...

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad 2 роки тому +1

      Hopefully, this will stop him from coming here.

  • @abddub
    @abddub 2 роки тому +356

    As a Pakistani myself, I can confirm that we all drink at least 1 cup of tea everyday, so a shortage would be absolutely horrible to witness..
    Then again, with the current economic problems our country is unfortunately facing, Tea is probably the least of our problems.

    • @augustuspetrov7844
      @augustuspetrov7844 2 роки тому +2

      Are these problems recent or just recently exacerbated

    • @abddub
      @abddub 2 роки тому +20

      ​@@augustuspetrov7844 Majority of our economic problems such as inflation are not recent, its just that they weren't as severe as 2 months ago.
      I'd say many of them have been made worse, such as the price of petrol and wheat, especially when there is a war going on between Russia and Ukraine.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 2 роки тому +7

      You said 1? I feel like 4 is more accurate

    • @michaelhall7546
      @michaelhall7546 2 роки тому +5

      @@starcherry6814 he said at least 1

    • @abddub
      @abddub 2 роки тому +10

      ​​@@starcherry6814True. i know some people that drink even more than that.. over here the tea culture is crazy. but majority of us drink 1 or 2 cups

  • @janedoe3915
    @janedoe3915 2 роки тому +424

    While Pence ended up doing the right thing, it’s concerning that Pence tried to find a way around the law and voice of the ppl.

    • @robertcowan7610
      @robertcowan7610 2 роки тому +41

      Agreed. But it's far, far more than merely concerning. Personally, I don't feel that the very real dangers we face in 2022 and 2024 re our democratic republic are being treated with the necessary attention, gravity, and defensive effort.

    • @rrboss33
      @rrboss33 2 роки тому

      And he tried every legal way just like most democrats tried when trump won but he wasent going to break the law for trump

    • @mpaczkow
      @mpaczkow 2 роки тому

      I think that Pence wanted to stay in office too but then he realized that Trump was redirecting the potential illegality and liability of the act to him. Trump is known to throw others under the bus. Just conjecture on my part. There was no way this would have been legal but it would have been very destructive. And MAGATs (Make America Great Again for Trump) would still adore the man.

    • @dilaisy_loone2846
      @dilaisy_loone2846 2 роки тому +21

      @@robertcowan7610 unfortunately, people never understand the gravity of a situation until there no more elections

    • @MrShakeem20
      @MrShakeem20 2 роки тому

      I'm sorry since the time of nixon, can you state a time when Republicans (Conservatives) have not tried expanding executive powers whilest in office? I can't.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 2 роки тому +66

    Fauci is 81? 😳 He's holding up really well!

    • @saga960
      @saga960 2 роки тому +6

      Alcohol and poor diet really ages you. He didn’t go to the correspondence dinner because he probably had better eats at home.
      People only go to parties for free drinks and food.

    • @tildencats9523
      @tildencats9523 2 роки тому

      Yeah holds up better than biden

    • @crystalrickett2302
      @crystalrickett2302 2 роки тому +1

      That’s what happens when you get regular quality healthcare.

    • @03lowlah
      @03lowlah Рік тому

      I swear!!

  • @maroal24
    @maroal24 2 роки тому +58

    A con artist from New York convinced millions of americans that he's the chosen one, and people fell for it 🤣.

    • @interstellar618
      @interstellar618 2 роки тому

      Yeah.. and you thought Biden wouldnt destroy our economy..when he even said as much in his campaign. You are not intellectually sound enough to call out who or even what a con artist is.

    • @carliene9389
      @carliene9389 2 роки тому

      Yeap

    • @tigerlilytarot2402
      @tigerlilytarot2402 2 роки тому

      Scary stuff

    • @gligia4405
      @gligia4405 2 роки тому

      Scary

    • @clarkthomas354
      @clarkthomas354 2 роки тому +1

      Just a regular guy.😁

  • @Bigtachi4l
    @Bigtachi4l 2 роки тому +139

    “I gotta go throw something away, I’ll be right back. “ 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheConnonedrum
      @TheConnonedrum 2 роки тому +1

      2 hours later...(in my spongebob voice)...
      I'm back...

  • @plug420com
    @plug420com 2 роки тому +489

    This should be no surprise to Pence. Pence knows what Trump expected from him. You can't be apart of the culture one day and turn your back the next. Pence helped to create this culture. Reap what you sow. This is why we speak up when things are going wrong from both parties and don't wait until it's out of control. This should be a lesson to politicians do what's right for the people of the United States and not for your pockets.

    • @osmosisjones4912
      @osmosisjones4912 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/users/shorts6Fqy5qM5FEk is finally here

    • @sonnyroy497
      @sonnyroy497 2 роки тому +25

      CULTure.

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 2 роки тому +7

      I Totally Agree with You

    • @jasondean88888
      @jasondean88888 2 роки тому +9

      Only lesson they learned was to make sure and succeed if youre going to overthrow the government.

    • @MR-TNISNE1
      @MR-TNISNE1 2 роки тому +10

      NRA has left the chat

  • @UngoyPrime
    @UngoyPrime 2 роки тому +26

    1 year, 5 months and 10 days with no consequences for traitors.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar 2 роки тому +3

      Tell that to the "shaman" in his prison cell.
      I think you're referring to "politicians" and tRump, and not everyone who was rioting at January 6th, right?

  • @BlueBaron3339
    @BlueBaron3339 2 роки тому +56

    Actually, the smokey the bear character began with an actual bear cub that survived a forest fire, suffered significant burns and was found and treated after the fire by forest service staff. Only reason I know is that my parents brought me to the Washington Zoo to see the bear when I was a kid.

    • @annaw252
      @annaw252 Рік тому +2

      Seth Meyers Corrections is thataway man. 👉

    • @BlueBaron3339
      @BlueBaron3339 Рік тому +1

      @@annaw252 Thanks Anna 🤣

  • @Brownsuga202
    @Brownsuga202 2 роки тому +114

    🤣🤣 " I don't want to be your friend anymore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jupena
      @jupena 2 роки тому +2

      So mature...

  • @lisamartinbradley1039
    @lisamartinbradley1039 2 роки тому +224

    Smokey bear was in a forest fire that's why he's named Smokey. He is based on a bear cub found burned after a fire by a forest ranger, I believe it was in the 1960s.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 2 роки тому +14

      1950 is when he was found.

    • @sharonreeves9093
      @sharonreeves9093 2 роки тому +7

      Did the bear cub live? 😢

    • @aazreaal
      @aazreaal 2 роки тому +29

      @@sharonreeves9093 Yes! That's why he became a mascot.

    • @Stryder45
      @Stryder45 2 роки тому

      @@sharonreeves9093 yes after they healed him of his burns they named him Smokey. And for a time you could even meet him. ua-cam.com/video/0pPISy6NxS8/v-deo.html

    • @derekpearson299
      @derekpearson299 2 роки тому +7

      @@aazreaal Yay!

  • @winstonsayer
    @winstonsayer 2 роки тому +95

    I maintain my opinion that Trevor Noah does the best Trump impression in the world.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 2 роки тому

      Maybe not the best, but definitely one of the most hilarious ones out there.

    • @winstonsayer
      @winstonsayer 2 роки тому

      @@xy6845 nah. definitely the best.

    • @tglopez5784
      @tglopez5784 2 роки тому +1

      It fucken gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chichundusu1201
      @chichundusu1201 2 роки тому +1

      he sure does!

  • @MsAnpassad
    @MsAnpassad 2 роки тому +76

    I'm Swedish and I hadn't even heard about those, but after some googling, they are a thing in some tourist areas, as people on holiday from other countries litter.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 2 роки тому

      Then why does the trash can speak Swedish, hmmm?

    • @ThePapaja1996
      @ThePapaja1996 2 роки тому +3

      i didnt know that either

    • @circleali9967
      @circleali9967 2 роки тому +7

      I haven’t seen it either hahaha but makes sense 🤣 we Swedes do not litter

    • @ACMH98
      @ACMH98 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah same. So weird????? 😂

    • @lindagodichiabois2768
      @lindagodichiabois2768 2 роки тому +2

      Same here 😆

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 роки тому +408

    Being the only person (Pence) in the west wing that didn’t break federal law isn’t really that great of a selling point…

    • @Leonaza7
      @Leonaza7 2 роки тому +17

      Mother said "no"

    • @winstonsmith6607
      @winstonsmith6607 2 роки тому +2

      If the liberal media told you to worship Pence, you would. Just like how you love Liz Cheney

    • @InfiniteAura
      @InfiniteAura 2 роки тому +30

      @@winstonsmith6607 … who loves Liz Chaney?

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 2 роки тому +9

      I know Alec Baldwin had a tragedy in his life but gotta admit this transcript between him and pence needs to be played in snl with him coming back as trump. 😈

    • @winstonsmith6607
      @winstonsmith6607 2 роки тому

      @@InfiniteAura All the shills and dembots who act as an echo chamber for the DNC talking points of the day. If the dems say that inflation isn't real, you can count on people like this to repeat that lie ad nauseum

  • @dawnmaclear401
    @dawnmaclear401 2 роки тому +13

    Roy Wood, Jr., doing traffic, is my new TOTAL favorite!

  • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
    @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 2 роки тому +20

    The last time I used the phrase “I don’t want to be your friend anymore “ I was in 2nd grade. 🤣

  • @woodcox0171
    @woodcox0171 2 роки тому +58

    Roy makes many of my days. Always been such great people apart of this show.

    • @amberts180
      @amberts180 2 роки тому +2

      It’s the broke down Leo Debnar? character that cooks my goose!

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 2 роки тому +3

      Love Roy and the combination of Roy and Trevor is a dynamic duo.

  • @PacifistDungeonMaster
    @PacifistDungeonMaster 2 роки тому +55

    9:42 that made me spit out my tea. Haven't heard a bin Laden joke in ages.

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 2 роки тому

      Don't let the Pakistani government find out you're wasting tea!

  • @candicenicole1219
    @candicenicole1219 2 роки тому +80

    Who else enjoys Politics because of Trevor!!! I literally love love Politics and glad it’s my major(Political Science actually)💚💚💚 thank you Trevor!!

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 2 роки тому +1

      ME ME ME 😌

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 2 роки тому +1

      Just don't tell your profs this show is where you do your research for those term papers.

    • @candicenicole1219
      @candicenicole1219 2 роки тому

      @@marcpeterson1092 lol lol lol lol I wouldn’t dare lol. I’m sure my professors watch him as well🤣😂

  • @chemicallylemon
    @chemicallylemon 2 роки тому +31

    I've never ever drawn an almost straight line between the Boston tea party and the live action barbie movie...thank you trevor

  • @adegbenroagoro5180
    @adegbenroagoro5180 2 роки тому +40

    For all those eulogizing Pence the conversation says he declared he’d looked for a way to do what Trump wanted but couldn’t find any.

  • @live_free_or_perish
    @live_free_or_perish 2 роки тому +55

    Jan 6 events seem surreal to me. Can't believe it actually happened. Trevor is the only guy I can listen to and laugh instead of feeling blind rage about it.

    • @zedorian6547
      @zedorian6547 2 роки тому

      You mean a bunch of idiots walking into a building? Yeah its rough

    • @tildencats9523
      @tildencats9523 2 роки тому

      Too bad you liberals can't say gun control and January 6th in the same sentence.

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 2 роки тому +2

      @@tildencats9523 what?

    • @tildencats9523
      @tildencats9523 2 роки тому

      @@sailordaigurren8225 what huh? I don't understand words

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 2 роки тому +2

      @@tildencats9523 i understand words, but your word salad makes no real sense.

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 2 роки тому +17

    Of all my years watching Trevor his laugh at 5:35 is truly the most sincere,genuine laugh he has ever had.

  • @erik7271
    @erik7271 2 роки тому +11

    Trevor is executing the news and script so well. So hilarous, so proffessional and natural! He really is having fun and i love watching this show. BIG thank you to everyone behind the scenes. Very well done with your work every day

  • @chrislaprise398
    @chrislaprise398 2 роки тому +27

    Love to you Trevor, you are the best and help our democracy survive!

  • @barbarakoontharana725
    @barbarakoontharana725 2 роки тому +51

    Too funny, the whole way through!!!😂👍

  • @laurab3441
    @laurab3441 2 роки тому +43

    Lol "Trump thought they were friends"

    • @rrboss33
      @rrboss33 2 роки тому +1

      Na that was mobster talk 👄code for your getting green light son

  • @CharlesFerraro
    @CharlesFerraro 2 роки тому +22

    The funny thing about the final joke about microchips “it’s an app… that connects you to people” the idea is that our phones literally ARE the microchip conspiracy that everyone is so afraid of.

    • @MaryamofShomal
      @MaryamofShomal Рік тому

      We can’t reason with brainwashed zombies. It will take professional cult deprogrammers and full family interventions, and even then, there’s no guarantee that it would work on the tens of millions of Americans who’ve been plied with disinformation for decades, just like the masses in Putin.

  • @gabriel-gc4uf
    @gabriel-gc4uf 2 роки тому +10

    "The music is a little lame but the ladies are gorgeous" "but Mr president, this is church". That was too hilarious.

  • @lydiawhy7547
    @lydiawhy7547 2 роки тому +21

    Lock him up , lock them all up, throw away the key
    Take some time ,
    sign petition to impeach
    Clarence Thomas

  • @minafl1
    @minafl1 2 роки тому +52

    Of all the funny things Trevor said over the years, this one takes the cake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jannettemorris7540
    @jannettemorris7540 2 роки тому +25

    👍🏻😂🤣😂you and your team do the best job covering this crazy world 🌎 🙏🏻 thank you 😊

  • @MrBobbyj32
    @MrBobbyj32 2 роки тому +10

    "I don't want to be your friend anymore." 🤣 There is absolutely no shame with this man. As long as you have 💰 💰 💰 there's no need for dignity and self- respect.

  • @scrogfpv7443
    @scrogfpv7443 2 роки тому +38

    He’s talking between the lines. “You won’t be my friend” means “you will be my enemy”. How squares threaten other squares.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 2 роки тому

      You are one few people that has it right!!!.........Trump never makes direct threats, he uses code talk, in the style of the old mob.

    • @AOAYUNARIA
      @AOAYUNARIA 2 роки тому

      I agree.. If Pence is Trump's "friend", Trump will make sure his friends are protected. If Pence is not Trump's friend anymore, Trump will make sure his violent mob knows to direct their anger at Pence as their new target.

    • @nealwilliams7743
      @nealwilliams7743 2 роки тому +8

      Yea, and Pence knew what that meant. That's why he didn't get in that limo.

  • @gumaalbert7242
    @gumaalbert7242 2 роки тому +5

    Travor is the most gifted Tv host of all time. Been watching you for years all the way from Uganda🇺🇬

  • @abysminternal
    @abysminternal 2 роки тому +6

    No Trevor you don't understand, you haven't had actual Chai in Pakistan or India, that's the stuff of gods!
    I didn't even like tea until I went, now I'm hooked for life! 😆

  • @ghffrsfygdhfjkjiysdz
    @ghffrsfygdhfjkjiysdz 2 роки тому +8

    1:25 can we just pause and appreciate the fact that he is 81 years of age. I'll probably look older that that and stop being a productive member of the society when i am 60, and he is going strong at 81!

  • @willcline5918
    @willcline5918 2 роки тому +31

    Fun fact, the real life Smokey (Originally named Hot Foot Teddy) was found in a tree after a forest fire.

  • @merida3561
    @merida3561 2 роки тому +169

    The President of Pakistan asking people to drinking less tea is like a President in USA asking for people to shoot less

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 2 роки тому

      They die you mean?

    • @intothewild903
      @intothewild903 2 роки тому +4

      Prime Minister of Pakistan.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 2 роки тому

      @@sleepnomore6065 Please explain.

    • @johncatty6560
      @johncatty6560 2 роки тому

      No, replace "shoot" with "drive". Because with shooting you'll mainly get the Republican (and a few Democrat) voters only.

    • @MrShakeem20
      @MrShakeem20 2 роки тому

      do they not sell tea to the public??? why is the govt PAYING for this tea and not the consumer?

  • @NadineBedayse
    @NadineBedayse 2 роки тому +5

    “I don’t want to be your friend anymore …..” ….what a pre-schooler!!

  • @PJ-vf4kf
    @PJ-vf4kf 2 роки тому +4

    Honestly, Roy's traffic is the best. I love it.

  • @ravenscry048
    @ravenscry048 2 роки тому +37

    This routine ,made me laugh hysterically. It's great. I haven't done that for months. Carry on!!

  • @immortalasirpa8199
    @immortalasirpa8199 2 роки тому +59

    Trevor ends every impression by screaming, "Ah." Unless he's doing Mitch McConnell, and then it's more like, "Bluh."

    • @nursingnotes212
      @nursingnotes212 2 роки тому +7

      I noticed that Trevor's version of Mitch McConnell says "Maw!" a lot

    • @mjfor-short4844
      @mjfor-short4844 2 роки тому

      I don’t like it at all.

  • @pimisi
    @pimisi 2 роки тому +8

    The US was just one “Pence” away from losing democracy. Oh what the cost would have been!

  • @chrisberdin
    @chrisberdin 2 роки тому +1

    They should add “Tenoooch!” on those bins.. 😂😂

  • @trixies.1322
    @trixies.1322 2 роки тому +21

    Trevor, you are hilarious!

  • @andymilisits8276
    @andymilisits8276 2 роки тому +27

    Though I disagree with Pence's idealogies and conservative views, I admire his integrity!

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare 2 роки тому +7

      What integrity? He entertained this nonsense and let it fester. Even to this day he won't outrightly call out Trump on the election loss. Such courage and integrity!

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 2 роки тому

      He was probably tired of being around Trump, like most people. Pence is no hero. Conservatives will try to spin it that way when the public turns against Trump.

    • @Phizzo4real
      @Phizzo4real 2 роки тому +6

      Integrity? Wouldn't say that, but I appreciate there are lines even he wouldn't cross.

    • @eros9093
      @eros9093 2 роки тому +4

      @@Phizzo4real well for a republican that is all integrity we can ask for

    • @marcusaurelius7263
      @marcusaurelius7263 2 роки тому

      @@tealsquare he did at the federalist conference

  • @heatherphillips8039
    @heatherphillips8039 2 роки тому +1

    Diaper Donnie Whining: "I don't want to be your friend any more,"! Cracked me up!

  • @OrdenJust
    @OrdenJust 2 роки тому +24

    I wish instead of giving Trump the advice that he did, John Eastman told Trump, "Your best chance of remaining as President is to go to North Korea, and form a government-in-exile."

  • @WilliametcCook
    @WilliametcCook 2 роки тому +8

    "Why isn't it possible?"
    "It's just not."
    "WHY. NOT."

  • @mdnews3963
    @mdnews3963 2 роки тому +39

    Trump's is almost in jail 😁🙏🏼

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman 2 роки тому +5

      Almost there

    • @dominiquecarter5055
      @dominiquecarter5055 2 роки тому +7

      I really hope so.

    • @coconwa
      @coconwa 2 роки тому

      I don’t think so . American did nothing when he was impeached twice & don’t be surprised that he saved “Presidential Pardon “ 4 himself & his family .

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 2 роки тому +4

      🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

  • @0callaghan
    @0callaghan 2 роки тому +12

    He's right though most people do 50/50 tea lemonade, but really to do it right it's 2/3 unsweetened tea, 1/3 real sugar lemonade. Add a sprig of mint 10 out of 10

  • @walterplyons
    @walterplyons 2 роки тому +20

    Roy, I've followed you only about the last four years......dude, You are becoming Comedic Genius!!!!! Keep up the excellent work!!! (I vote for Roy to STAY on the DAILY SHOW but also HAVE A SPINOFF -just saying -it's been done before)

  • @winstonsmith6607
    @winstonsmith6607 2 роки тому +39

    I love Trevor Noah's jokes about Republicans

    • @aazreaal
      @aazreaal 2 роки тому +2

      I just like his jokes in general

  • @mongchacha
    @mongchacha 2 роки тому +5

    “I don’t wanna be your friend anymore!” 🤣😂🤣

  • @AlbertWChang
    @AlbertWChang 2 роки тому +10

    Really enjoying these full episodes 💪🏼🙌🏼

    • @Wardawg-
      @Wardawg- 2 роки тому

      Theses aren’t full episodes

  • @vincentwinqvist4023
    @vincentwinqvist4023 2 роки тому +2

    "Tea drinkers are so calm."
    Brittain started two very deadly wars in order to get tea.

  • @silenc3x
    @silenc3x 2 роки тому +3

    The height from which they pour is what creates the froth in the tea. And best believe they want their chai frothy.

  • @kenb5564
    @kenb5564 2 роки тому +7

    The next time I visit Sweden, I'm going looking for these trashcans🤣

  • @justsaying3729
    @justsaying3729 2 роки тому +2

    I love the Faci Jokes....You nailed it Trevor. LOL!!

  • @merlinoddog2197
    @merlinoddog2197 2 роки тому +2

    The underlying message to "I don't want to be your friend anymore" is, you don't wanna be my enemy, do ya Mikey?

  • @jones8041
    @jones8041 2 роки тому +5

    Really enjoying the "Weather, Traffic etc." talks. some funny stuff in there!

  • @mamaconsuelo7609
    @mamaconsuelo7609 2 роки тому +8

    Best traffic reporter ever. So perfectly executed

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 2 роки тому +3

    Third time I've watched this, and I still laugh with most of the jokes. Well done, Trevor and TDS staff!

  • @sherimann6144
    @sherimann6144 2 роки тому +9

    Trevor your impersonation is epic! Give him a raise comedy central! So jealous!

  • @angrydoggy9170
    @angrydoggy9170 2 роки тому +12

    Don’t worry about parents being worried in Sweden, the Swedish people aren’t too shy to talk about reproduction with their kids. Perhaps that’s why teenage unplanned pregnancy is rather low there.

    • @MaryamofShomal
      @MaryamofShomal Рік тому

      Scandinavians are better than us in so many ways. I have family in Norway and it’s one of the greatest places on Earth.

  • @xkaiser55
    @xkaiser55 2 роки тому +4

    The best always comes last. Loved you guys. Keep up #Trevor.

  • @georgeramirez7525
    @georgeramirez7525 2 роки тому +2

    "I don't want to be your friend" takes me back to the simpsons

  • @V.L.R.
    @V.L.R. 2 роки тому +1

    Ladies & Gentlemen….Trevor Noah and Roy Wood, Jr.!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 2 роки тому +10

    "Not my friend" is code for - I will seek to destroy you.
    Then comes Jan 6th....

  • @davidmedlin8562
    @davidmedlin8562 2 роки тому +12

    I'm one of those parents staring out the window lol.its not fun

  • @anthonycerra
    @anthonycerra 2 роки тому +2

    Smokey the Bear was absolutely in a forest fire. 🤣 It is literally his origins story.

    • @alamc200
      @alamc200 2 роки тому

      That 3 month old bear cub rescued in 1950 and was named after the Smokey the Bear campaign which had started in 1944, so the fake Smokey came first.

  • @circleali9967
    @circleali9967 2 роки тому +2

    I’m from Sweden and I haven’t seen those trash cans Hahhahaha 🤣 we doing the most wow!

  • @Best-mx2of
    @Best-mx2of 2 роки тому +4

    Never let yourself be ordered to break the law.

  • @SLYdevil
    @SLYdevil 2 роки тому +10

    ! Finally someone talks about the real problems the Arnold Palmer! The half-and-half! Thank you

  • @hannuala-olla4302
    @hannuala-olla4302 2 роки тому +1

    Of course it works that way. Tea drinkers are so calm because of the tea - take the tea away and you'll take away the calm too.

  • @openminds8765
    @openminds8765 2 роки тому +2

    Traffic Roy is AWESOME. We want to see more of Traffic Roy!!!

  • @JbangX2
    @JbangX2 2 роки тому +39

    Dear Writers. Trevor is so much smarter and more capable than the material you give him.

    • @WarHalo2010
      @WarHalo2010 2 роки тому

      Trevor is a bottom of the barrel diversity hire.

    • @JbangX2
      @JbangX2 2 роки тому +2

      @@WarHalo2010 I'm trying not to judge you while I'm figuring out if your comment is racist or not.

    • @samsiesta8749
      @samsiesta8749 2 роки тому +1

      @@JbangX2 Definitely racist. He lost his girlfriend and job to a black woman.

  • @Amber82228
    @Amber82228 2 роки тому +7

    The trash can bit!🤣🙌🏼🤣

  • @javiergamez3343
    @javiergamez3343 2 роки тому +8

    "I don't gonna be your friend no more" wow, typical of a spoil kid, who his parents never told no, who never experienced the real world

  • @ralphcolerick4939
    @ralphcolerick4939 2 роки тому +6

    Roy Woos jr makes the show better with his explanations on any subject

  • @thealienwatcher540
    @thealienwatcher540 2 роки тому +3

    I often love it & find it so funny when Roy Wood Jr. is asked about the Traffic and he stands there looking at the screen as if he's about to say something relevant and sends gestures with his hands in a posture that says 'what's there to say there's nothing here'

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 2 роки тому +3

    Roy kills it at the end!

  • @earthling_parth
    @earthling_parth 2 роки тому +1

    Somebody in Sweden municipal government definitely got the idea of seductive talking trash cans from the seductive talking toilet episode from Better Call Saul 😆🤣

  • @marionunez9516
    @marionunez9516 2 роки тому +3

    Love every minute of your show 👍😁.

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc 2 роки тому +12

    Britain looking at Pakistan right now "I raised that boy 😌"

    • @Person1865
      @Person1865 2 роки тому +1

      *colonized

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 роки тому

      @@Person1865 I feel like your taking this a bit too literal

  • @callmekris2080
    @callmekris2080 2 роки тому +5

    Hello Trevor hope you had a great week ☀️

    • @tdestroyer4780
      @tdestroyer4780 2 роки тому

      Deep down we all know he's pro establishment and the enemy of the people, but we disconnect from that to laugh.

  • @terrancevestal4927
    @terrancevestal4927 2 роки тому +2

    Trapped in a forest fire. Ironically, that's exactly how Smokey became Smokey.

  • @Find-Your-Bliss-
    @Find-Your-Bliss- 2 роки тому +2

    Donald: You can’t play with my Barbies any more.
    Mike: I don’t want to dress Ken like Kim Jong-un, anyway…