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КОМЕНТАРІ • 807

  • @motomotolikesyou1220
    @motomotolikesyou1220 Рік тому +742

    Somebody should’ve been colleen the police 🥴

  • @FortuitousOwl
    @FortuitousOwl Рік тому +587

    “I took accountability” and “it was all lies for clout and I won’t apologize” CANT BE TWO LINES IN THE SAME SOMG UNIRONICALLY!

    • @hunni2968
      @hunni2968 Рік тому +38

      MY BRAIN IS OVERHEATING!! She said she takes accountability in these situations but refuses to take 100% responsibility. Like MA’AM ACCOUNTABILITY AND RESPONSIBILITY ARE SYNONYMOUS THAT CANNOT BE PARCED 🤨

    • @FortuitousOwl
      @FortuitousOwl Рік тому +3

      @@hunni2968 exactly!!!

    • @andshereadstoo7809
      @andshereadstoo7809 Рік тому +17

      Also my personal fave:🎶 did I manipulate anyone? No 🎶 while manipulating everyone!!!! I can't with the level of mental gymnastics yoga challenge ☠

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili Рік тому +4

      yeah, the thing about the word "accountability" is that it has the word "account" for it. as in, you have to ACCOUNT for the shit you did in order to TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY. that literally means you go through it, list it, explain it and acknowledge it

  • @shysweets4416
    @shysweets4416 Рік тому +596

    You know why she thinks we're all having fun talking about her grooming? Bc SHE would probably find joy in talking about someone else's downfall

    • @finallyforfeited
      @finallyforfeited Рік тому +64

      Or orchestrating Adams 😒

    • @shysweets4416
      @shysweets4416 Рік тому +19

      @@finallyforfeited ^^^exactly!

    • @bethanymerritt5329
      @bethanymerritt5329 Рік тому +5

      💯

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa Рік тому +1

      To be honest I’m having fun, only because of this bombshell "apology"

    • @ginao6810
      @ginao6810 Місяць тому

      It’s been 14 months since that cursed ukulele song came out, and this is one take that
      A) I haven’t seen or thought of yet
      And
      B) is SO TRUE. She’d be delighted to see someone else go up in flames

  • @matcha9250
    @matcha9250 Рік тому +708

    this shit got every single youtube commentary channel awake and uploading 😭

    • @MikasRhetoric
      @MikasRhetoric  Рік тому +146

      HOW COULD WE NOT

    • @matcha9250
      @matcha9250 Рік тому +84

      @@MikasRhetoricbtw you literally look amazing with red lipstick bold lips suit you so well queen ✨✨✨

    • @andrasview
      @andrasview Рік тому +4

      YES! I have not seen such unity in a long time it’s beautiful (if we for a second forget why this shit is happening in the first place)

  • @gr4h4mcr4ck3r
    @gr4h4mcr4ck3r Рік тому +337

    Can i just say, bold lips on you does NOT look bad

    • @dandelion_official4812
      @dandelion_official4812 Рік тому +15

      Agree!

    • @IntenseFoolishness
      @IntenseFoolishness Рік тому +8

      Exactly!! I like the classic look she has on

    • @lady8jane
      @lady8jane Рік тому +9

      Those red lips look amazing!!! With the dark hair and glowing skin the look reminds me a bit of Snow White (and she was the most beautiful girl in all of the land after all!).

    • @CallMeAkane
      @CallMeAkane Рік тому +1

      Agreed, looks gorgeous on her!!

    • @gr4h4mcr4ck3r
      @gr4h4mcr4ck3r Рік тому +1

      @@lady8jane FRRRR

  • @LindsayDaly
    @LindsayDaly Рік тому +612

    Realizing now that this apology could only have been more unhinged if she had done it as the Miranda character

    • @caseyw.6550
      @caseyw.6550 Рік тому +15

      Lololol noooooooo

    • @corbinbrier0
      @corbinbrier0 Рік тому +21

      I shouldn't laugh at that but..

    • @asmileisspecial
      @asmileisspecial Рік тому +4

      😂😂

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili Рік тому +22

      I thought so too, like Kevin Spacey when he tried to uncancel himself with the Frank Underwood House of Cards character video. she came very close

    • @StayAtHomeMeme
      @StayAtHomeMeme Рік тому +5

      I kind of wish she had😂

  • @pinguufuuuu
    @pinguufuuuu Рік тому +662

    this is the most unhinged youtube apology i've ever seen since the conception of youtube apologies. it beats EVERYONE.

    • @dandelion_official4812
      @dandelion_official4812 Рік тому +46

      except it doesn't even try to masquerade as an apology. Like at all. Excusology only

    • @Szicccilia22
      @Szicccilia22 Рік тому +59

      I think Sienna Mae’s interpretive dance for the SA allegations was worse, but this might somehow be even stranger

    • @Megumi646
      @Megumi646 Рік тому +33

      Yeah, I never expected Sienna Mae's dance apology to be beaten. I'm in shock. I feel so bad for the victims.

    • @LouderThanLife7
      @LouderThanLife7 Рік тому +5

      Literally my first thought when I saw it... after, "is this real life? Is this really happening?"

    • @pinguufuuuu
      @pinguufuuuu Рік тому +15

      @@dandelion_official4812 not even, more like acusatory-ology. spent the whole time blaming the victims and saying they're making up lies 💀

  • @RT......
    @RT...... Рік тому +557

    It's so clear that she exists in her own isolated little echochamber because... this wasn't the serve she clearly thought it was lmao. Who does this

    • @aubreyf4678
      @aubreyf4678 Рік тому +73

      Luckily it’s forever on the internet 😭 the second hand embarrassment is realllll, I hope this haunts her

    • @caseyw.6550
      @caseyw.6550 Рік тому

      Incredibly delusional and passive aggressive people. Lol

    • @keisha_james
      @keisha_james Рік тому +43

      She doesn't have people to talk to since she can't go to the minors group chat 😭

    • @cynthiaisako
      @cynthiaisako Рік тому +2

      Right !!! 😂😂😂

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia Рік тому +30

      She doesn't even have an echochamber! According to her video, she says that her team advised her heavily against doing this! So she just went ahead with this, eyes and ears fully closed.

  • @thescrappay
    @thescrappay Рік тому +166

    So what she's saying is "These are all lies, except the ones that aren't, but those are mistakes, and everyone makes mistakes, so I should be forgiven". Got it.

    • @MrCynthis
      @MrCynthis Рік тому +32

      Omg Its exactly the "narcissists prayer" 😂
      That didn't happen.
      And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
      And if it was, that's not a big deal.
      And if it is, that's not my fault.
      And if it was, I didn't mean it.
      And if I did, you deserved it.

  • @sourgreendolly7685
    @sourgreendolly7685 Рік тому +740

    I love a bit of self destruction from an awful person before bed~

    • @formerreplygirl3360
      @formerreplygirl3360 Рік тому +8

      Miranda is unhinged

    • @grey_4
      @grey_4 Рік тому +21

      ​@@formerreplygirl3360**Colleen. She cannot hide her predatory personality behind a character anymore

    • @Rain_Reign
      @Rain_Reign Рік тому +2

      @@grey_4it’s just so hard to tell them apart 🫤

    • @lifeofatruckerswife
      @lifeofatruckerswife Рік тому +1

      ​@@Rain_Reignthere I no miranda...it's all 100% colleen

  • @andymples
    @andymples Рік тому +720

    She really sat there and wrote a 10 min 'apology' that just places herself as the victim...IN RHYMES

    • @momomac3760
      @momomac3760 Рік тому +26

      I can't believe she's been in her 30s for pretty much the entire time that the actions the allegations are referring to took place and Now and is still so comfortable centering herself as the victim. The normalization of calling allegations "drama" or "tea" has really eroded a lot of people's critical thinking surrounding topics like this.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому +6

      I... I really wanna pick her brain. What even is her thought process??

    • @momomac3760
      @momomac3760 Рік тому +5

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 I respect your bravery and courage, she can keep ALLA THAT away from me 🤣

    • @saravandebunte8262
      @saravandebunte8262 Рік тому

      Well, making herself the victim worked 3 years ago. Gotta up her game for 2023.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому

      @@saravandebunte8262 well. She is making herself the victim
      The victim of mockery

  • @HillsAliveYT
    @HillsAliveYT Рік тому +290

    What I can't get over is the actual acting that she's doing. All of the dramatic pauses, pre-planned inflections, fake turning off the camera, the attempt at manufactured sincerity is unhinged and makes it feel like a parody. You can take the kid out of the theater but you can't take the theater out of the kid, apparently.
    Also as a fellow winter, a bright, cool-toned lip is a certified universal seasonal slay moment, it's literally science.

    • @n.aioli3950
      @n.aioli3950 Рік тому +8

      U read my mind with the lipstick thing! It really suits her. I’m a soft summer and a bold red lip doesn’t work with me at all, however i can admire it on winters and springs.

    • @nukhbaguloter
      @nukhbaguloter Рік тому +8

      i just started getting into the colour reading stuff and i agree! the lipstick looks really good ☺️

    • @teresapaton55
      @teresapaton55 Рік тому +5

      Yes! It literally feels so forced and unhinged

    • @madameghostie
      @madameghostie Рік тому +16

      Not to mention the tempo speeding up and up and up to heighten the passive-aggressiveness.

    • @itsawetrain
      @itsawetrain Рік тому +11

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. She's truly a musical theater kid who never grew up. Honestly it's giving Rachel from glee vibes, but w grooming! All that noise she made but not once did she bring up the specific alarming messages!

  • @soderotys1234
    @soderotys1234 Рік тому +278

    I didn’t have fun talking about the weird creepy inappropriate relationships but I will have fun screaming about this deranged response for the foreseeable future

    • @Rain_Reign
      @Rain_Reign Рік тому +39

      True. She has given us full unrestricted permission to have fun at this point.

    • @haileys5224
      @haileys5224 Рік тому +29

      I was just telling my roommate this. I was absolutely not having fun before this video. But god am I having fun making fun of her.

    • @MikasRhetoric
      @MikasRhetoric  Рік тому +16

      EXACTLY

  • @Stinkydinkydo
    @Stinkydinkydo Рік тому +163

    Imagine...if every time there was a horrific factory accident where someone died due to negligence the ceos of the company posted a ukelele apology

    • @hitherelena
      @hitherelena Рік тому +20

      But why does part of me think if we forced them to do this there might be less incidents cause this shit is embarrassing

    • @InterglacialSpaceCat
      @InterglacialSpaceCat Рік тому +4

      ​@@hitherelenalmao XD why are you right tho

    • @gabbyabbott4965
      @gabbyabbott4965 Рік тому +1

      I feel like this could happen. Crazier shit has happened this year.

    • @meowiestwo
      @meowiestwo Рік тому +10

      🎼sorry for polluting the ocean 🎶 sorry for poisoning the water supply 🎶 stop being mean to me 🎶 you jerks 🎵 /s

  • @WonderChia
    @WonderChia Рік тому +134

    I want Toxic Gossip Train to be a meme like "and you did it on my birthday dinner"

  • @FeministCatLadySpinster
    @FeministCatLadySpinster Рік тому +56

    I like how she ping-ponged between "I made a mistake" and "this is misinformation".

  • @LuckyDeren
    @LuckyDeren Рік тому +391

    I don't think ANYTHING could have prepared me for the 'apology'. My boyfriend dmed me that it came out, with no other context. But then I saw it and was speechless for about an hour. I thought that the sienna mae dancing apology was bad. But this definitely takes the cake.

    • @Avellania
      @Avellania Рік тому +2

      Now I imagine Siennas video with this song as audio. 😵‍💫

    • @zuglymonster
      @zuglymonster Рік тому +3

      I didn't think Sienna's could be topped. Boy I was wrong

  • @Conformist138
    @Conformist138 Рік тому +186

    Failed theater kid with too-breathy voice that everyone lies and says is good. Wow, I didn't know you'd met my SIL.

    • @faceofvision
      @faceofvision Рік тому +11

      Does she play ukulele though?

    • @talynhastime9343
      @talynhastime9343 Рік тому +4

      You described half the Top 40 hit artists right now.

    • @faceofvision
      @faceofvision Рік тому +8

      @@talynhastime9343 how's top 40 failed in any way? They aren't growing child fanbases on youtube to go on a talent showesque tour

    • @Kharmaa7
      @Kharmaa7 Рік тому +6

      @@faceofvisionfailed at theatre, ie. didn’t make it as an AcTOR in the thea-tah. That’s why they sing well….

  • @vhs3760
    @vhs3760 Рік тому +160

    Red lipstick actually works really well on you, imo
    also wtf this apology

  • @ratgurl1
    @ratgurl1 Рік тому +279

    beauty youtubers: tearful apology without makeup
    colleen: rejected dear evan hansen solo without a shade-matched foundation

  • @patscald4
    @patscald4 Рік тому +107

    she thought she was having her main character in a netflix original teen drama moment and its sooo humiliating. she's over over.

  • @dudeilovemybed
    @dudeilovemybed Рік тому +67

    As an ex-theatre kid and current therapist in training, that failed theatre kid dsm joke made me, quite literally, cackle.

  • @destinycandelario4139
    @destinycandelario4139 Рік тому +55

    The ukulele over Shane’s breakdown was sooo fucking funny

  • @ssua3035
    @ssua3035 Рік тому +539

    she’s embarrassing and cringy but ill be singing this stupid song the entire week

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 Рік тому +50

      It is an entertaining song. And about a silly drama, that doesn't involve children, it would be hilarious.

    • @Rain_Reign
      @Rain_Reign Рік тому +45

      It’s cursed, way too catchy

    • @asmileisspecial
      @asmileisspecial Рік тому +4

      I’ve forgotten it already lmao but I can’t stop laughing that she was properly trying to give vocals

    • @Lankynibs
      @Lankynibs Рік тому +6

      I’m not a groomer I’m just a loser~~~~~~~~

    • @manderly33
      @manderly33 Рік тому +4

      She’s definitely talented, just not professional or thoughtful. And ya need all of those.

  • @gxblinteeth
    @gxblinteeth Рік тому +69

    i laughed out loud at the "failed theater kid should be in the dsm 5"

  • @oddmnemosyne2869
    @oddmnemosyne2869 Рік тому +96

    I guess Colleen decided if she was going down, she was going to do so on-brand.

  • @kristindeacey3700
    @kristindeacey3700 Рік тому +131

    I can't even believe Colleen thought this was appropriate.
    And girl you look good with a red lip.

  • @gerbil_is_typing
    @gerbil_is_typing Рік тому +70

    I can so easily imagine Colleen doing a million takes of this "song". Each time she strikes the wrong chord or misses an acting beat, Colleen grunts in exasperation before self-affirming that her message is too important and poignant to not share with the world. God, it's just so brave! 🤡

  • @RachelOates
    @RachelOates Рік тому +26

    BEST INTRO EVER. I love that you did that (and also I understand bold makeup is scary sometimes but the red lipstick looks great on you!) seriously though, I could not believe Colleen's video when I saw it!

  • @rubes3915
    @rubes3915 Рік тому +39

    Y'all remember when cozykitsune (back then simply_kenna) made an apology video like five years ago and it was a poem💀💀 or when sienna mae's apology was a dance video? Gotta love this genre of apologies

    • @MikasRhetoric
      @MikasRhetoric  Рік тому +18

      I should make a video on horrid apologies

  • @alchemy3368
    @alchemy3368 Рік тому +81

    It’s insane stepping back and looking at what this is. She was accused of grooming children with a LOT of evidence and her response was to make a song saying “noooo ur meaniess iv Meade mistakes but I’m innocent boooo bully internet bullies” IN WHAT WORLD.

  • @miguelenriquebeltre8882
    @miguelenriquebeltre8882 Рік тому +154

    Lmao when she said “I have made a lot of…” I thought she was going to say Money and not “dumb mistakes.” This whole thing comes off as a strange audition video for a secret theatre troupe of creepy elitist

    • @dandelion_official4812
      @dandelion_official4812 Рік тому +7

      Probably a good career move at this point

    • @Pajali
      @Pajali Рік тому

      I bet James Charles will give her a good recommendation. ☠️

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr Рік тому +4

      It feels like a Portlandia sketch. "I've written a little ditty to address the sexual abuse allegations that have been lodged against me. Please hold space for me and enjoy the homemade vegan sorghum raisin cookies I've made for this occasion."

  • @manic_girl
    @manic_girl Рік тому +100

    This level of delulu and detachment from reality is honestly almost impressive. She really thought she ate with this. Speechless.

  • @sunnysky96
    @sunnysky96 Рік тому +49

    I never thought that, in the same year, idubbz would make a sincere apology and distance himself from his past while Colleen would be out here spewing Donald Trump levels of deflective talking points.

  • @finallyforfeited
    @finallyforfeited Рік тому +37

    1. I saw someone compare this to the sienna mae dancing video and I can't stop thinking about it
    2. I was in theatre for 10 years. DSM VI wya
    3. That is the most basic chord progression, bets on how long it took for her to come up with that

  • @stevielove4778
    @stevielove4778 Рік тому +53

    Ps, you actually look great in red lipstick. Find the confidence inside if you can - I promise you it’s working from our end!

  • @solarvoid777
    @solarvoid777 Рік тому +16

    "But hey! At least you're having fun!" *Stares intensely at camera* is really giving manipulative/abusive mother vibes

  • @ElizaBetsy_
    @ElizaBetsy_ Рік тому +114

    I love the DARVO and Appeal to Hypocrisy. I'm in recovery, this makes me better at calling out other alcoholics, not worse at it.

    • @mykie8351
      @mykie8351 Рік тому +10

      Also regularly used by narcissists

    • @zoyascenepacks
      @zoyascenepacks Рік тому

      She’s giving Johnny depp with this shit it’s not even funny

  • @Pajali
    @Pajali Рік тому +41

    Colleen: “Yeah, all these things happened. I’m a better person now.”
    Also Colleen: “All of these things are lies. I won’t show any proof or offer an actual explanation.”
    Also also Colleen: “Let me reduce a teenager’s very public trauma down to a ‘fart joke.’ Literally, what are you guys even mad about?”

  • @TrackpadProductions
    @TrackpadProductions Рік тому +62

    It's a masterclass in how to lose an entire decade and a half's worth of audience goodwill with a single video. It's honestly kind of stunning.
    And she is _100%_ having comments deleted, too. Probably has the video set to _"hold for review"_ because even when sorted by _"Newest First"_ they're _exclusively_ positive, and heavily upvoted.

  • @zomgkb
    @zomgkb Рік тому +28

    Colleen about to go on her conservative arc

  • @naevisx
    @naevisx Рік тому +148

    her ability to COMPLETELY miss all the points you could ever make about this situation should be studied tbh.

    • @faceofvision
      @faceofvision Рік тому +2

      As expected of Naevis, speaking facts!

    • @naevisx
      @naevisx Рік тому +2

      @@faceofvision if the black mamba couldn't finish me off this horrible ukelele sh!t sure did 🙏

    • @faceofvision
      @faceofvision Рік тому +1

      @@naevisx need aespa girlies to deal with Colleen personally

    • @ShaleNinja
      @ShaleNinja Рік тому +5

      Colleen, Blair, Creepshow, all the same thing. Grew up with one of these as a parent. Literally their greatest skill in life is setting the world around them on fore and spinning narratives when people see them with the matches in their hands.

    • @naevisx
      @naevisx Рік тому +1

      @@ShaleNinja real. But having kids interact or even watch these people? no-uh... I can't believe people still take their kids to see her live, they either see the type of "humor" 🥴 she works with and don't care, or are completely unaware... and neither of them are okay.

  • @keisha_james
    @keisha_james Рік тому +38

    It's wild she says Miranda is pg-13 like that's a defense, cuz that still includes very young minors in that age bracket! 😭 and why would she then invite up kids UNDER the age of 13 on stage with her for those predatory "jokes" anyway if that were even true. She out here tryna convince her fans that her *own* words and routines are "gossip"??? 😂😭

    • @TheDevonleigh
      @TheDevonleigh Рік тому

      It's not even a real defense. The Dad challenge podcast actually fact-checked that statement and went to her website and it says "shows welcome all ages" as well as "pg-13" So WHICH IS IT? Lmfaoo it can't be all ages welcome AND pg-13 Shes DUMB.

  • @noarogoszinski
    @noarogoszinski Рік тому +28

    omgggg the line "sometimes people will make a mistake and you can kindly let them know and help them to grow" BIIIITCH even if years of inappropriate treatment of children could be boiled down to a "mistake", it's giving gabbie hanna. it's giving "i wish this happened in private so i could've ignored it"

  • @lucy9364
    @lucy9364 Рік тому +9

    If I wrote a novel and was like “this lady pulls out an ukulele and sings an apology song” my publishers would laugh me out of the building for it not being believable

  • @crab_legs403
    @crab_legs403 Рік тому +26

    Colleen: *insults us for half of the song telling us we’re bad people and having fun listening to her being exposed as a creep*
    Colleen, in the next breath: “please listen to me guys” 🥺
    No, Colleen, you don’t get to tell us to listen after assuming the worst out of every single person who’s been following the allegations.
    She literally themed her most recent shows around being cancelled, she knows what a bad apology looks like, and yet she somehow made the worst one in all of UA-cam history

  • @wendyxkuma
    @wendyxkuma Рік тому +23

    I cannot FATHOM someone at her age doing something like this.

  • @ikeohno
    @ikeohno Рік тому +17

    I'm so grateful I hated her as a kid. She was so obnoxious and I'm glad my vibe check worked for once

  • @jessajuly5513
    @jessajuly5513 Рік тому +13

    she even re-used an old song/chord progression she wrote about her ex-husband Josh LOLLLLL such a hack (on top of everything else of course)

  • @jessweb
    @jessweb Рік тому +23

    im annoyed at her calling all these things 'mistakes'. mistakes happen on accident. she made decisions. bad ones. and like you said, intent doesnt matter.

  • @meghankirk4398
    @meghankirk4398 Рік тому +36

    Obsessed with your response AND the fact that your bf figured out the chord progression. Awaiting the parodied versions of her apology lmao

    • @dmitryboardman9762
      @dmitryboardman9762 Рік тому +6

      This apology is beyond parody. It's the most ridiculous possible version of itself!

    • @meghankirk4398
      @meghankirk4398 Рік тому +2

      @@dmitryboardman9762 honestly you're right you're right. okay I amend my comment: I want a good song made with this chord progression. The chord progression doesn't deserve this

  • @CyberNoop
    @CyberNoop Рік тому +24

    TOXIC GOSSIP TRAINNNNN 🎼🔊

  • @JH-yj7kk
    @JH-yj7kk Рік тому +18

    What in the 2010's Zoey Deschanel ?

  • @private755
    @private755 Рік тому +14

    I actually said “UKELELE??” out loud. I really thought I’ve seen the depths of audacity but

  • @mirimiriela480
    @mirimiriela480 Рік тому +37

    Can she please just explain why she would change her behavior and describe her previous behavior as mistakes but then... not apologize?

  • @LindsayDaly
    @LindsayDaly Рік тому +27

    I never thought I could be afraid of a woman like Colleen Ballinger but her general demeanor and body language in that video is actually scary. She seems really angry, the lyrics are really revealing in ways that aren't immediately apparently about the situation at hand (the bony thing, specifically). If I was Adam I would actually be a bit scared, just thankful she lives on a different continent I guess.
    Losing my shit at the fact that she goes flat at several parts in the song. It is SO surreal to hear her do that half-singing theater/stage voice to say things like "the person you despise maybe didn't deserve to die" and "Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past and stab me repeatedly in my bony little back" in a twee little ukulele ditty.

    • @Lovely2291
      @Lovely2291 Рік тому +9

      Yeah the angry theater kid solo vibes are radiating from her.

    • @amandamandamands
      @amandamandamands Рік тому +1

      Her apology video in 2020 was angry/attacking vibes/tone the whole time too.

    • @asmileisspecial
      @asmileisspecial Рік тому

      Also who wants her to die? What is with all these shitty people acting as if accountability= people trying to hound you to death? Phillip Schofield did this too. Such weird behaviour. Also I cannot stand her singing and I need her to stop with this half singing, half speaking stuff.

  • @mahogara
    @mahogara Рік тому +31

    Well, it seems she really needs an underage media/pr assistance or advisor if this is what she's come up with after days of being silent.
    If I'm not terminally online and familiar with what's going on, I would have genuinely thought she was making a satire influencers' apologies parody. Gosh!

  • @caseyw.6550
    @caseyw.6550 Рік тому +24

    How many times you think she practiced this? How many takes did it take?? My god....this shit took commitment. Omg 🤯

  • @annag4635
    @annag4635 Рік тому +47

    I’m positively reeling girlies. “Kind of slay bc we luv trains” got me good

  • @sincerelymarika
    @sincerelymarika Рік тому +30

    This is so baffling to me. In what world is this an appropriate response??? 😭😭

    • @formerreplygirl3360
      @formerreplygirl3360 Рік тому +6

      Especially from someone like 36 it's shocking

    • @susan4912
      @susan4912 Рік тому +4

      Especially if the allegations were actually inaccurate?? Like this would instantly make me skeptical even if I believed her

  • @peepokiss
    @peepokiss Рік тому +8

    she acts like this happened years ago when she JUST left the group chats. she should've listened to her team because they knew the moment she opened her mouth she would pull this bs.

  • @kairos-049
    @kairos-049 Рік тому +24

    I love how she says “my team has advised me not to say what I want to say” like yeah girl there’s a decade of well documented cases showing how a bad apology, especially for a situation you realistically cannot talk your way out of, is worse than no apology or acknowledgement.

    • @kairos-049
      @kairos-049 Рік тому +4

      Also, hell yeah, secure the bag. Her shitty public apology? It’s free real estate.

  • @imiiallen9681
    @imiiallen9681 Рік тому +29

    The fact its on her Vlog channel and not her main one is what gets me!

  • @thefactanonverba
    @thefactanonverba Рік тому +56

    This is extremely narcissistic behaviour from Coleen.

    • @andshereadstoo7809
      @andshereadstoo7809 Рік тому +8

      🎶everyone in the comments calling me a narcissist🎶 she's ALMOST self aware

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr Рік тому +6

      Literally. Textbook.
      Even in cases where the allegations were false, most sane people would recognize that they shouldn't act flippant, smug, cavalier, or cutesy when addressing serious charges.

    • @crab_legs403
      @crab_legs403 Рік тому +3

      It’s so funny seeing that she literally made one of her shows about being cancelled, so she knows all of what NOT to say, and she sang basically every single bad UA-cam apology trope under the book

  • @dizzycoffee4041
    @dizzycoffee4041 Рік тому +13

    I can’t believe her lawyers and or team haven’t hacked into her account to take it down

  • @blakelay
    @blakelay Рік тому +7

    It's really ironic that THE character that Colleen is known for started by her making fun of the girls who where overconfident and thought they could sing well and she is exactly one of those girls!

  • @frumtheground
    @frumtheground Рік тому +22

    Well, I honestly didn't know a ukulele song could be so condescending lol. She obviously doesn't care about the fact she hurt anyone, intentionally or not, by how much caution she threw to the wind on her response. The way she just didn't address anything. It honestly would have been better if she kept her mouth shut like her PR told her to than... whatever that was 😂

  • @asdfghjklasdfghjkl321
    @asdfghjklasdfghjkl321 Рік тому +9

    She really was like 🤪🪕

  • @Glassrabbits4793
    @Glassrabbits4793 Рік тому +5

    the "I hope you had some fun" and the long sad stare off at the "end" gave me "I'm sorry I was such a terrible mother." energy LMAO

  • @karak5559
    @karak5559 Рік тому +22

    Thanks for putting this out so fast! Always excited to hear your takes

  • @JillyCookeMusic
    @JillyCookeMusic Рік тому +13

    Colleen is like Lea Michele. Highly problematic…but a great singing voice.

  • @richardacevedo2056
    @richardacevedo2056 Рік тому +6

    Sienna Mae’s insane interpretive dance apology has been officially dethroned with this sh*t. Also I love how she says “yeah I was DMing children but not in a creepy way, in a bff way”. Uhhh yeah that’s creepy.

  • @Hothouseflowersss
    @Hothouseflowersss Рік тому +15

    I feel like if Glee was still on this would be something that happened in an episode. Probably by Rachel.

  • @TheMoonlightMage
    @TheMoonlightMage Рік тому +7

    The amount of ACTUAL children defending her in comments is both really telling and really cringe

  • @crafting_joy
    @crafting_joy Рік тому +4

    I'm so very sick of the whole "I made a mistake, what like you never made a mistake in your life" line gets pulled in these just super shitty apologies when people get held accountable for some truly heinous actions/behavior.
    Black-face, anti-Blackness, transphobia, homophobia, antisemitism, other forms of racism, grooming minors in any way, relationships that take advantage of uneven power dynamics, inappropriate relationships with minors, using racial/ethnic slurs, and other such things along these lines are not mistakes.
    And yet, time and again with certain types of content creators who have done these things they will call it a mistake.
    Like yes it can be understandable if certain stuff was normalized to you because of the household you grew up, but then you grow and learn that it is not okay and for certain other things that is where therapy helps to unpack that unhealthy normalization of these things.
    But again these things are not mistakes. Because people make mistakes all the time and most people don't make a big deal about it and don't make a big deal about apologizing for it.(Unless they are asshole)
    I'm just so sick of the Colleens, the Shanes, the Charleses, etc excusing their down right horrific, traumatizing, and damaging behavior as mistakes as well as conflating what they have with the term mistake.
    Because even big mistakes will never be on the same level as what they have done. Mistake is usually associated with accident and you don't accidentally do the atrocious things they have done especially since they have done it a plethora of times.
    Also Colleen can talk about her intent all day, but impact matters way more as well as so much of what she did involved manipulation. You can't really unintentionally do the kind of manipulation she did, on the level she did and to depth she went to. It is just not possible with that type and style manipulation.
    It is a very purposeful method. Grooming and gaslighting are both examples of manipulation styles that are very purposeful, methodical styles that involve a certain of amount intent and awareness from person employing it.
    So no you can't by mistake groom a bunch of people.

  • @Kulaybalbahr
    @Kulaybalbahr Рік тому +22

    This past year of youtuber drama has been absolutely bonkers between Blair and Colleen. My heart goes out to all the victims of their behavior, but I'm glad their own equal amounts of blatant self-centeredness has led ultimately to the same conclusion: more attention on the accusations.

  • @addieholder5082
    @addieholder5082 Рік тому +12

    bro hiw is bullying and having private group chats with minors a “mistake”. it was a choice, a very very bad choice adult colleen made. i’m in college and i can’t imagine talking to high schoolers like we’re besties, how are u in your late 20s to early 30s and talking to 13 year olds i-

  • @erinhaury5773
    @erinhaury5773 Рік тому +19

    "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

    • @MikasRhetoric
      @MikasRhetoric  Рік тому +3

      Yes this!!

    • @erinhaury5773
      @erinhaury5773 Рік тому +7

      @@MikasRhetoric That's the most frustrating part for me. You aren't the one who gets to decide how your actions are perceived by others, and if you harmed someone (intentionally or not), you need to check yourself and apologize.
      I lost it when she pulled out the damn ukulele. She's not taking this seriously at all. Victim blaming and making light of the situation is gross.

  • @kaylag.5807
    @kaylag.5807 Рік тому +24

    I'm in shock. I never seen this tone deaf of a UA-cam apology. It's almost impressive.
    It's like watching a train wreck happening...

  • @Mari-il4bw
    @Mari-il4bw Рік тому +8

    I was beyond flabbergasted I couldn’t believe it lmao. She said she made mistakes??? Yeah I too always accidentally slip into a 13 yr olds dm’s and then I ask for their favorite sex position and go on to tell them about my sex life. Isn’t it so annoying when you slip up like that I think we can all relate. She’s insane lol

    • @SaraU_U
      @SaraU_U Рік тому

      😳😳😔 she was asking them that? Holy shit… I never liked her so I never followed her recent story but god damn that’s heavy and she think it was a only mistake and ppl need to nicely tell her🙃🙃 and she sounds angry at ppl for pointing her “mistakes” she need to be off yt and in jail

    • @Mari-il4bw
      @Mari-il4bw Рік тому

      @@SaraU_U yep she asked those things. Talking to your very young fans is weird but you could maybe explain it away or get by with it if you were having normal conversations with them but asking sexual questions like that is creepy and beyond inappropriate and idk how you can explain that. I never liked her either I always thought her Miranda character was not funny and her content just didn’t appeal to me but I watch adam’s channel so that’s how I know about her scandal.

  • @pinklight
    @pinklight Рік тому +7

    In a previous job I worked with formerly incarcerated adults, and while Colleen's insistence that "past mistakes" don't define who you are now is certainly true, she's weaponizing it. There has to be accountability for past wrongs, and they have to truly be PAST wrongs, not something you were doing 2 weeks ago but have now stopped because someone got mad at you and you're not actually sorry.
    She's completely ignoring the harm she's done to these children by saying "I wasn't TRYING to hurt anyone, I'm just weird!" If you accidentally run someone over with your car, you've still run them over with your car. The intent doesn't negate the harm caused.

  • @EnchanterBitter
    @EnchanterBitter Рік тому +19

    STOP.
    I’m actually ill 🤢 the second hand embarrassment is too much😂 love that for her

  • @patriciaschiro2659
    @patriciaschiro2659 Рік тому +8

    I hope you noticed that she wrote a whole Encore to the song. I think you’re right Theater Kid is a mental disorder.

  • @gwenopt
    @gwenopt Рік тому +6

    Watching this blow up in real time was so insane. Even commentators I watch that don’t delve into this side of yt were like “wtf is collen and why is she play a ukulele.”

  • @sarie2635
    @sarie2635 Рік тому +6

    this is gonna be one of those "where were you when you found out about the ukulele non-apology"

  • @DiMagnolia
    @DiMagnolia Рік тому +5

    My aunt was (is?) friends with her for at least a decade since they worked at Disney together and that’s all you need to know about why I don’t talk to my aunt lmao

    • @faceofvision
      @faceofvision Рік тому +1

      Now that's a toxic gossip train I'd like to jump on 👀

  • @heyoh1808
    @heyoh1808 Рік тому +15

    I know you said you don't like bold lip looks on yourself, but I think that lip color is made for you. Simply divine ☺️

  • @wendyxkuma
    @wendyxkuma Рік тому +8

    I think you look great in bold lipstick! You’re just not used it to, but this red especially makes your skin look so radiant

  • @zoelouise140
    @zoelouise140 Рік тому +5

    I am absolutely seething, I'm pissed off and I have that stupid song stuck in my head. Anyways bedtime!😴

  • @Emily-yz9zd
    @Emily-yz9zd Рік тому +9

    I don’t know why but the cutaway to the cat sadly eating pizza while the ukulele chords played… it SLAYED me XD

  • @saravandebunte8262
    @saravandebunte8262 Рік тому +3

    I know Laura Lee doesn't want to be involved in this mess (because of what she said on her podcast with Manny), but do you think she sends Colleen a fruit basket or something for finally taking her off the top of the "worst UA-cam apology" list?

  • @herny360
    @herny360 Рік тому +5

    I commented “I love watching someone ruined their career, you were on broadway?” And I just know it’s not there

    • @herny360
      @herny360 Рік тому +2

      God forbid I’m funny

    • @cerysmayporter854
      @cerysmayporter854 Рік тому +2

      I commented saying her an Sienna Mae should make a musical and that went too - we're just too funny for her

  • @dandelion_official4812
    @dandelion_official4812 Рік тому +5

    15:32 - Little was a unique choice too but then she does like to body check after all #allegedly I kept getting distracted by the edge of that pillow and thinking it was part of her arm and just realised just how PISSED that would likely make her if she knew

  • @allisonfisher9304
    @allisonfisher9304 Рік тому +4

    She over-harmonizes like Andy Bernard from The Office. But she’s so much worse than any clueless, narcissistic character. I wish it wasn’t real. The cognitive dissonance and gaslighting are astounding

  • @strwbrrylv11
    @strwbrrylv11 Рік тому +6

    I cannot get over how mad Colleen comes across that whole video! Like girl whatever level of insulted you feel over being called a groomer (because you are but you know denial and anger come before acceptance) is nothing compared to the distress you caused those children! People aren’t talking shit, they’re sharing the words that came straight from you! No wonder her team told her to shut up!

  • @imjustdandy9799
    @imjustdandy9799 Рік тому +3

    Theres video of her sexualizing minors and putting them in suggestive situations…ON STAGE like what was she thinking??

  • @kdoll5678
    @kdoll5678 Рік тому +5

    You are absolutely not wrong about the theatre kid/breathy voice/ukulele pipeline. 😂

  • @strawberryqueen0382
    @strawberryqueen0382 Рік тому +2

    For the “bad harmonize” meme are you thinking the COURTNEY TAKE YOUR BREAK meme? That what I first thought when I heard that peaking high note

  • @bekah728
    @bekah728 Рік тому +7

    Also that Aunt is usually drunk

  • @deimanteganyte1904
    @deimanteganyte1904 Рік тому +10

    She made choices, not mistakes