If your friend tells you he killed his wife, don’t tell him you are going to call the police on him and then turn your back to him so you can make the call
His friend clearly wasn't that smart... why try to call the police then and there when you're standing in the room with a killer and even turn your back to him.
The ONLY reason I could see not waiting til you left would be if you feared your friend would kill himself once you were out of the room. But I would certainly not turn my back to him!
@@freebee8221did you not watch the video? Let alone the words on the movie of the entire video? If not then i understand, soem glasses is what you need
I just watched an eleven and a half minute video about an hour and a half long movie based on a one minute joke. The original joke? Well a young sailor joins his ship for the first time and is bored after a few days of sailing. He’s directed to “the barrel” and told to “stick it in” being assured it’s okay because the whole crew does it. It felt great so he went back for more on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and it all felt great but on Friday he stuck it in and nothing happened. He advised the Captain of the malfunction and the Captain said “Of course it didn’t work, it’s Friday. It’s your turn to be in the barrel.”
Her: "I'm pregnant" also her: *starts drinking* (note: some people believe you can drink some wine while pregnant, but there're also studies that say it can increase the chances of miscarriage, amongst other conplications, especially in early pregnancy)
There's also a risk for the child developing FAS or fetal alcohol syndrome, if the lady drinks excessively during pregnancy. A wife of one of my cousins was an alcoholic and drank excessively during her pregnancy. Their daughter is slightly mentally unsound and has poor health. She's in and out of hospital every few months.
Reminded me little bit on this : To become a friar. The man is welcomed warmly into the brotherhood, and a fellow friar takes him on a tour of the place. He shows him the chapel, sleeping quarters, gardens, prayer rooms, library... It goes on and on, and the mans eyes grow bigger at every turn. And so the tour is concluded, and the friar asks if the man has any other questions. The man then reluctantly asks "well, how do you guys cope with the urges of the flesh? You know, sex?" The friar smiles and says " I knew you would ask that! Come, follow me." The man follows the friar to the stables, where they stop at an ordinary barrel. "you see that hole?" asked the friar, pointing at a hole in the barrels side, "stick your junk in there and you'll get the pleasing you desire!". "Oh man, sweet!" answers the man, "How often can I use this?" "Everyday except Tuesday." "Why not Tuesday?" the man asks. The friar looks at him and says "Because then it's your turn to get in the barrel!"
It's oddly satisfying how the detective pursuing Jerry makes contact with him in the end. Jerry learnt a valuable lesson from this experience: You cannot escape law enforcement.
4:37 I like that the tiny little cut when you said magical which probably wasn’t intended but makes it much more entertaining to know you found it hilarious too
He said in the video that just having it on his hands increased his pleasure, so it's not that surprising actually. You just poke it first with your hands etc. then observe the pleasure, then from there the rest is history.
They made a “horror” movie out of the joke: A soldier on deployment in the desert is desperate for some action but there are no women around and he’s forbidden from leaving the base. Another soldier clues him into a secret hole about a mile outside the base, wait until night sneak off put your - in the hole and have fun. The soldier waits a few days then one nite does it and it’s great. He goes back several nites in a row the last time nothing happens. He asks the the guy who told him about it that nothing happened the last time the guy replies, “ well yeah, it’s your turn in the hole”
@@ozramblue117 lmao 🤣🤣 they are diff yes! But I meant her original comment. You save her from movies while letting her enjoy them. I am her in the other bake form 😂😀😂😀😂😀😂😀 ☝️💨. And I'm so busy that I "live vicariously without having to watch it's entirety" saves me time and energy and I still get to see 🙈 😂😂❤️👌✊. But yet again her response was so funny. Oh no I really own a bakery 🥯🧁. Just wholesome 😂❤️.
This recap is the most hilarious one ive ever come across. Was laughing hard throughout the video. The doctor's voice saying "at least lay off the cockbox jerry"
its like that joke: basically how it goes is that theres a dude on a ship with other dudes and hes like horny and shit so he goes to his captain to ask how everyone else deals with the situation and then the captain shows him a barrel with a hole in it and says thats how we solve it, and so he tries it and it feels good but after a while the captain asks him about his problem and the dude replies that he's feeling great, and so the captain says "thats great, because it looks like you're in the barrel today."
OH MY GOD noooo hahahah! I love this joke I am going to use this definitely. I have a friendgroup with some idiots who pretend to be pirates so this joke will be perfect!
Bros voice is rizzing me up the entire time and making me laugh too. I can't get enough of this guy he's fr my favorite. I would die for this man. But ngl this video was mad weird 💀💀💀💀💀
In these modern horror films, the protagonists are horrible and one gets the impression that life is nothing but meaningless suffering and nasty people. I don't think it is, but these films convey that feeling.
This is the classic sailor's barrel situation, but someone coked out of their mind was like, what if I turned a 10 second joke into a feature length film! Genius lol
If your friend tells you he killed his wife, don’t tell him you are going to call the police on him and then turn your back to him so you can make the call
Hm yes this is very rude to do when you are a guest in someone's home
Also being chocked by plastic bag is one of the easiest things to get out of.
@@yazanhussam8182I know right just rip the bag
Exactly 🙄 they literally always do this in movies, giving the attacker the possibility to kill
It's TV,what do you expect😅
Definitely shows how addiction can ruin your life so much that u actually become the addiction and are no longer the person you used to be.
It shows if someone continues to "stick it in" they will become the thing people will "stick it in".
Exactly
@arofficial3344 😂
@@arofficial3344I still don’t get it
Beautiful metaphor. Thx for sharing it.
Moral of the story: if you think you spouse is cheating, do a proper investigation
Exactly ❤
There are definitely better morals than that
. .
do LITERALLY ANYTHING before you do a lovecraftian glory hole.
Moral*
Lisa: "Are you cheating on me?!"
Jerry: "oh honey, it's waaaaaay weirder than that!"
hahahahahahaha
His friend clearly wasn't that smart... why try to call the police then and there when you're standing in the room with a killer and even turn your back to him.
Classic movie idiocy.
Yeah I was pissed at his idiocy that made me really pleased that he died then and there
The ONLY reason I could see not waiting til you left would be if you feared your friend would kill himself once you were out of the room. But I would certainly not turn my back to him!
What movie is this?
@@freebee8221did you not watch the video? Let alone the words on the movie of the entire video? If not then i understand, soem glasses is what you need
I just watched an eleven and a half minute video about an hour and a half long movie based on a one minute joke. The original joke? Well a young sailor joins his ship for the first time and is bored after a few days of sailing. He’s directed to “the barrel” and told to “stick it in” being assured it’s okay because the whole crew does it. It felt great so he went back for more on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and it all felt great but on Friday he stuck it in and nothing happened. He advised the Captain of the malfunction and the Captain said “Of course it didn’t work, it’s Friday. It’s your turn to be in the barrel.”
That's gotta suck.
@@samuelkrewinghaus1702 No, HE'S gotta
@@twistysnacks 😂😂🤣💀
LMAO🤣😂
Bro that's a crazy joke right there xD
This is definitely the weirdest one I've seen you guys recapped
Ikr, I was cringing 😂
No shit 💀we all knew the substance
Agreed. Don’t think I actually want to see this movie…
definitely
@@Ziggifiedlol
Her: "I'm pregnant"
also her: *starts drinking*
(note: some people believe you can drink some wine while pregnant, but there're also studies that say it can increase the chances of miscarriage, amongst other conplications, especially in early pregnancy)
Any alcohol thins your blood, which i think is why its bad to have any
I'm a doctor and any alcohol is catastrophic to pregnancy.
There's no small amount that is safe.
There's also a risk for the child developing FAS or fetal alcohol syndrome, if the lady drinks excessively during pregnancy. A wife of one of my cousins was an alcoholic and drank excessively during her pregnancy. Their daughter is slightly mentally unsound and has poor health. She's in and out of hospital every few months.
That's how your kids get fish eyes
Yeah, it is absolutely not safe to have any alcohol whilst pregnant.
You're the only movie recap channel I can watch because no one else makes jokes :) It feels like they are just AI generated content
they usually are!
@@bageljade2165 yea lol
True
this is very factual
channel SpaceIce is superrrrrrrrrrfunny!
I’ll never understand the logic of ringing the police right in front of the guy who killed two people! He even turned his back on him! 😂
It's the one thing wrong with this otherwise stellar work of fiction.
@@Mythraen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh their thumbnails are getting out of hand
Hole of glory lol
Frfr
Fr😂
lolll
*their 🤪
"She didn't agree to a ménage à trois with ectoplasm." is a sentence I never expected to hear. 😆
oh common it's the best box ever sex with ectoplasm who would say no to that?🤣
There is a key line you missed. Madam Zhora tells Mike, "He is what it wants" referring Jerry and the box.
I want to know if the writers of this movie need help 💀
🤣🤣
😂😂
"what if he finds out it's baby Yoda in there??" LMAOOOOOOOOOO
😂😂😂
It was
Nooooooo 😫 Grogu I'm sorry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
That’s the weirdest sentence in the whole recap
They took "giving head" too literally 😂
this movie deserves a separate genre...HORROROTIC!
who came up with this shit
Scaroused
there are most definetely a few movies that do fit this genre!
That is already a genre I think
"A Serbian Film" is a horror movie similar to that.
Baby yoda was the scariest thing darkest thing said on this recap 😂
Reminded me little bit on this : To become a friar. The man is welcomed warmly into the brotherhood, and a fellow friar takes him on a tour of the place. He shows him the chapel, sleeping quarters, gardens, prayer rooms, library... It goes on and on, and the mans eyes grow bigger at every turn. And so the tour is concluded, and the friar asks if the man has any other questions. The man then reluctantly asks "well, how do you guys cope with the urges of the flesh? You know, sex?" The friar smiles and says " I knew you would ask that! Come, follow me." The man follows the friar to the stables, where they stop at an ordinary barrel. "you see that hole?" asked the friar, pointing at a hole in the barrels side, "stick your junk in there and you'll get the pleasing you desire!". "Oh man, sweet!" answers the man, "How often can I use this?" "Everyday except Tuesday." "Why not Tuesday?" the man asks. The friar looks at him and says "Because then it's your turn to get in the barrel!"
lol
Good one bro
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
xD I saw a version of this with pirates on a joke channel
😮😮😮😮😮
3:12 "Dipping Dong in the Dark Den" has to be the best use of alliteration I've ever seen😂
They need to make pocket versions. These boxes are too big for mass adoption!
at least its portable. My design looks more like a vending machine.
Yeah just toss a finger in there instead of a head. If it goes bad more quickly, all the better, planned obsolescence, more business
They're like a 3/10 don't recommend
I make mine with a pringles can and a balloon
A sex doll version might be out of the market anytime soon
I had an addiction once, while I didn't loose my head, i lost friends, family and reputation. Watching this made me relive so many experiences.
"Jerry's fucked now"😂😂😂😂😂I cant stop laughing...
He is indeed fucked 😢
so if you had a box like that would use use it?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jidowu6019 curiosity🤣🤣
It's oddly satisfying how the detective pursuing Jerry makes contact with him in the end.
Jerry learnt a valuable lesson from this experience: You cannot escape law enforcement.
"cannot escape law enforcement" had me dying LOL...Even if he ended in prison he would have to give BJ to other inmates...
Can't escape the long dick of the law
4:37 I like that the tiny little cut when you said magical which probably wasn’t intended but makes it much more entertaining to know you found it hilarious too
You win. This is the strangest film I’ve never seen
Have mercy on the poor soul that first discovered what the goo-monster does without it being hidden in a box
the story of humanity: "but what if i stick my dick in it?"
He said in the video that just having it on his hands increased his pleasure, so it's not that surprising actually. You just poke it first with your hands etc. then observe the pleasure, then from there the rest is history.
😂😂😂😂😂
Sort of like the first guy who discovered that licking certain toads can make you hallucinate?
What?
This film was creepy, saw the entire thing. Cautionary tale, never trust a mystery box with a hole in it that tells you to insert.
9:52 I think he is a little more than just ‘addicted’ to it at this point 💀
"Stay away from the cock-box Jerry!" LOL... this guy is hilarious
I just love that he breaks character and it's great 😂
They made a “horror” movie out of the joke:
A soldier on deployment in the desert is desperate for some action but there are no women around and he’s forbidden from leaving the base. Another soldier clues him into a secret hole about a mile outside the base, wait until night sneak off put your - in the hole and have fun. The soldier waits a few days then one nite does it and it’s great. He goes back several nites in a row the last time nothing happens. He asks the the guy who told him about it that nothing happened the last time the guy replies, “ well yeah, it’s your turn in the hole”
That’s not addicted but adDICKted 😂
04:42 You couldn't hold that giggle during speech, could you? 😂
You have saved me from so many movies yet allowed me to distractedly experience them! Great stuff for a baking night!😅
Are we talking about cakes or marijuana?
@@DrunKao lol! Nono, I own a small bakery.
It's called living vicariously darling 💫❤
@@warriorwinter2233 well, no that’s something quite different but these synopses are very enjoyable.
@@ozramblue117 lmao 🤣🤣 they are diff yes! But I meant her original comment. You save her from movies while letting her enjoy them. I am her in the other bake form 😂😀😂😀😂😀😂😀 ☝️💨.
And I'm so busy that I "live vicariously without having to watch it's entirety" saves me time and energy and I still get to see 🙈 😂😂❤️👌✊.
But yet again her response was so funny. Oh no I really own a bakery 🥯🧁. Just wholesome 😂❤️.
Your commentary that’s slipped in every so often is just golden 👌
So a guy goes to a brothel and he is attracted to .... a box with a hole!! Yep, totally believable
Usually those holes are located in truck stop bathrooms...
@@aqua6613
Not sure I'd want to know what's on the other side. Chances are it won't be a 10/10 miss universe...
@@The_Real_Alpharius i wouldn't want to stick it anywhere in a brothel anyway, at least not without a condom on
Neighbors showing up to celebrate some douche's birthday? Not so believable.
tbf they are also a box with a hole in it
Wow. Great plot. Loved the ending. Trippy. Cool. Outside the BOX. Loved it. Kudos!
Very much inside the box, pun intended.
Lost it at "let's hope that's not the pain box from Dune."
Can you imagine the pain?!?
Nice prank
I must not fear...
fear is the mind killer
That would hurt so bad
11:18 the end makes me laugh hahahaha
Never stick your junk into mysterious boxes😂
Bilbo Baggins: What business is it of yours what I do with my things!?!?!
@@supersaiyanbino have fun with that🤣
Far too late pal
@@isaiahwill the worst part is the dudes gay and didn't even know it🤣
It’s called a glory hole.
This recap is the most hilarious one ive ever come across. Was laughing hard throughout the video. The doctor's voice saying "at least lay off the cockbox jerry"
"Jerry's fucked now" and i am back to being a Mystery Recapped Stan.
He is going to be fucked
stan?
4:35 was gold. the way he broke and laughed was hilarious!!!
"At least take a break from the cock box, jerry" 6:17
"Stick it in here" 😳😳
Glory hole lol
I already did 😏
@@SyloJarVIII BRUH 🤣
@@SyloJarVIII didn't you learn from Jerry 😮
7:10 was honestly expecting him to buy a vacuum cleaner hose next 😆
My question to all of you is would you still use the black box if you knew it was a guy's head?
Jambi?
even better
Hole is a hole...I would not be marrying it or have children it is a means to an end
@@rosierrosier9926 if theres a hole theres a goal
Yes
That last line, 'Jerry is f@&ked now' became so literal! LMAO
He finally found out what was in the box...Happy ending 🥴🫣
Creppy movies
Yes as a story writer nothing solves your character’s problems like infinite cash being offered
0:00 im dead 💀
DWARF STAR IN BLACK HOLE I CANT LMAO
He’s trying to hold his laughter multiple times🤣
This is one of the best recap channels. Been watching for a while and all your vids are great
Bro got box-whipped.
Mystery Recapped, where the narrator is more interesting than the film and it doesn't just sound like an AI voicebot.
Okay let's be honest that "magical liquid" is just an endless amount of molly 😂
It was human tissue that had modified 😰🤮🤢🥴
its like that joke:
basically how it goes is that theres a dude on a ship with other dudes and hes like horny and shit so he goes to his captain to ask how everyone else deals with the situation and then the captain shows him a barrel with a hole in it and says thats how we solve it, and so he tries it and it feels good but after a while the captain asks him about his problem and the dude replies that he's feeling great, and so the captain says "thats great, because it looks like you're in the barrel today."
OH MY GOD noooo hahahah! I love this joke I am going to use this definitely. I have a friendgroup with some idiots who pretend to be pirates so this joke will be perfect!
@@peagames2002 how did it go haha
bro what are you doing here lol
Bros voice is rizzing me up the entire time and making me laugh too. I can't get enough of this guy he's fr my favorite. I would die for this man. But ngl this video was mad weird 💀💀💀💀💀
I had to stop the video every 10 to 20 seconds to laugh at his jokes😂😂
😂😂😂
If he doesn't care what's in the box, there's plenty of talented people out there who offer the same services with none of that nasty price to pay.
This says so much about society
What does it say actually because I can’t think of any??
@@India_first-k6n that we live in one
More like what it says about men. Their obsession with pleasure and how they allow it to destroy their and others lives
The fact that there could literally be anything in the box is crazy, but anything and anything you could had said . . . You said baby yoda
In these modern horror films, the protagonists are horrible and one gets the impression that life is nothing but meaningless suffering and nasty people. I don't think it is, but these films convey that feeling.
Your commentary is pure gold! Don't get discouraged by all these fake robot voices trying to steal your style....they got nothing on you!
Thought it was a head from the start…didn’t expect it to go THAT way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The voiceovers in this video definitely set u apart from the other recap channel!!! Do more of them!!!!😂😂😂
The fact that it was actually A HUMAN HEAD OR PARTS OF IT inside the box
What's this movie called
"Huh Jerry is fucked now" LOL quite literally, that got me rly good xD
"This is already such a stupid idea."
Best recap ever.
Jerry's fucked now...hahahaha that detective is going to show him his secondary shotgun
3:09 😂😂😂😂 "dippin' dong in the dark den"
This is like a black mirror X rated lol
No, this is just black mirror
So technically this just means that it's been in the male past victim's mouth
No no it's the sticky substance excreted by the weird ball
@@terskataneli6457 the weird ball is also a man who also become a victim just like jerry.
@@terskataneli6457 which is the man, duh.
@@slaydog5102 but the ball has no mouth....
@Terska Taneli the mouth has melted together along with the rest of the head,so either way you would have been sticking it into a man's head 😄
Oh this one brings so much horror.
The commentary was seriously on-point on this one 😂
I love the commentary you give as well as the jokes
I love his recap voice comments in narration and especially when he says "he commits the unthinkable"❤ I like movies too much
“Jerry’s fcuked now” line is underrated 😂
my regret in life is i cant unhear all this and i cant stop watching
What is the name of this movie? Cause WOW!!!
His last comment got me lol... Jerry is F -ed now 😆 😂 🤣
Name of the film ?
definitely one of the movies of all time
4:30 that's that dolphin jelly 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 It was hilarious, thank you ❤
You're welcome 🙂 thanks for watching!
Lolololololololol. "Jerry is f***ed now" got me.
“His dwarf star in the black hole” that got me cranking 90’s all night bro
Whats the name of the movie
the ending is a GEM
THIS IS SUCH A ROMANTIC AND SANCTIFIED MOVIE LIKE I CANNOT FATHOM OMG 😍😍😍😍
Dawg
thank u for doing these! love it!
3:46 “what if he finds out it’s baby yoda in there” I FUCKING DIED 💀💀💀
It's like that joke about the barrel. Tuesday is his turn in the barrel. But for him, Tuesday never ends.
Love your recaps, you make me laugh.
This is the classic sailor's barrel situation, but someone coked out of their mind was like, what if I turned a 10 second joke into a feature length film! Genius lol
Amazed at how low-rated this movie is on IMDB, it's a solid spooky film.
Couldn't even hold in the laughter for 2 seconds. 😂
Okay, wait, what?! Did not see that twist coming.
“Put his Dwarf star in the black hole” 😂💀