Comrade Trumpsky Reports to Putin (in Russian)
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- Опубліковано 12 бер 2024
- You didn't know Trump spoke Russian? Of course he does! He's been fluent for years...Listen in as he reports to his Commander - Vladimir Putin.
Apologies for offending our Polish friends with the original spelling ("ski").
Arrest this traitor!
I strongly believe..STRONGLY !! that Tr*mp had been compromised and videotaped in the Moscow hotel during the Miss Universe Pageant Nov 2013. He is now Putin's greatest possession, Puppet President !! Just try to remember this when reading, hearing ALL his words and actions with regards to Nato, Ukraine, Putin, Russia...now Navalny. The Kremlin has recorded proof of Donny's tiny little.....................................................................................................p
along with all of his maga cult followers including Trumpican senators and congressmen/women.
are there no windows in his house? Does he like tea? He also might shoot himself into the back 5 times.
@spxram4793 🤣🤣🤣 yeah. You can't have enough open windows with him in the house. Ask melania.
That is why he wears stinky diapers. Keeps all of his enemies far away.
This is very very scary and very close to the truth. We can't let this happen we can't let this crazed lunatic back into the White House.
Vote blue democracy is at hand we need to save it .
They should play this weekly on those large video screens trucks park at the US Capital building for the GOP DUMA party for viewing.
What's with the trash talking, name one thing he did worse than Biden funding the Taliban directly.
Its almost believable given his corruption, except for the bloated orange carcass would never be able to learn another language with the mental faculties of a pumpkin that he has. He would just scream something racist and tell everyone else to speak murican.
Yes and you are the voice of sanity....keep telling yourself that.
My comment was probably removed but I'll say it again: Trump can't remove democracy. The worst he can do is what Biden did, giving resources and territory to terrorists and enemy superpowers.
I'm 55 and never thought in my life that I would see Americans support the hammer and sickle over a Free country. just mind blowing ....
I'm 53 ditto
I am 64 and never seen USA in a so bad situation as they are now with that clown who seem never to be imprisoned and a corrupt house with the speaker and the few republicans it is innsane!
Turned 55 ten days ago. Absolutely sickening what's happened here, how stupid and gullible we've become.
This also comes from your poor education system, two-party system, love of weapons and religious fanaticism. These are all points that Trump can address and get voters.
Semper Paratus.
The fact that he is allowed to run again is just bat shit crazy.
Trump can't even speak his native language. Vote to keep our Democracy! VOTE BLUE!!!
lol! 👍💯💯💯💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙
I will vote for our Constitutional Republic Vote Red or a free America is dead
This may be the most underrated comment of the day! I salute you!!
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Although, strangely, he was able to pronounce the title "Mein Kampf" perfectly well. Can't pronounce "Yosemite", but can pronounce Hitler's biggest seller. Hmm.
@@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 As they say that's par for the course! Now let's make his dreams of being Führer KAPUT!!
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Eric Trump: 'We have all the funding we need out of Russia'
If you listen real close you can hear Eric Trump whisper, " Am I a real boy now papa?"
Lying doesn't grow his nose. It grows his ego.
They should play this weekly on those large video screens trucks park at the US Capital building for the GOP DUMA party for viewing.
I strongly believe..STRONGLY !! that Tr*mp had been compromised and videotaped in the Moscow hotel during the Miss Universe Pageant Nov 2013. He is now Putin's greatest possession, Puppet President !! Just try to remember this when reading, hearing ALL his words and actions with regards to Nato, Ukraine, Putin, Russia...now Navalny. The Kremlin has recorded proof of Donny's tiny little.....................................................................................................p
Where is bidens misplaced Chinese diamonds? Lmfao
Please send him to Putin on a one way ticket!!
in a diplomatic box....
@@cl844 NO Returns ! !
@@thenov1944 postage due
Absolutely fantastic! Exquisite satire! Pure genius! Keep it up! I wish everyone in America could see this! Bravo!👏
Glad you enjoyed it!
Trumpski and MAGASKI should move to Russia! Leave America to true loving Americans! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I strongly believe..STRONGLY !! that Tr*mp had been compromised and videotaped in the Moscow hotel during the Miss Universe Pageant Nov 2013. He is now Putin's greatest possession, Puppet President !! Just try to remember this when reading, hearing ALL his words and actions with regards to Nato, Ukraine, Putin, Russia...now Navalny. The Kremlin has recorded proof of Donny's tiny little.....................................................................................................fingers
WELL SAID 👍🤙
You people are all lunatics and nuts and just make stuff up
See the bigger picture. He brought Orban to Mar-a-Lago to arrange his defection.
Vkraine, Victory for Ukraine, VFU. 💛💙🇺🇦🫡
@@DS1945-bj4bt 🤣👍
Vote blue blue blue his the biggest traitor to our American 🇺🇸
Hey buddy for future reference it is "he's"the ,or "he is" then its "America"
You don't wanna leave yourself open to jokes from the Maga Cult! ✌️🇺🇲
@@Jeff-jw1rl I agree with you on the first word but I believe that on the "American" he was meaning "American Flag" as he added the flag emoji.
Democrat is the one who betray the country
My fellow Americans Putin and Orban are playing trump KGB style like the useful idiot that he is and he has already shared classified secrets and they want trump back in the White House cause they want more information, vote blue 💙💙
@saidsilva3366 You must REALLY hate this country if, after seeing what a mess that senile buffoon SlowJoe has made of this country, you're going to still vote for him.
I visited the USA in 2013. I had the pleasure of spending about ten days between Washington DC and SF. Awesome experience, awesome people. The USA is not a perfect place but still is an awesome country. Dear american friends we in Italy are paying the terrible consequences of years of bad government (Berlusconi and Friends). You scolded us for this but now you are about to vote for another american Berlusconi....please don't do that. Be proud of your country and vote wisely.
Thank you and we are trying hard to avoid the choices that Italy, Germany and other countries have made. It’s hard when one has a bunch of morons living in the USA. Also… Propaganda.
Many of us are appalled by him and would do anything to save our democracy. We are praying that his followers are only a crazed minority. Please pray for us.
@@DebEllis-de2uy I believe you. We live in a difficult time: people seem to have lost their minds and most importantly their human nature. Not sure that my prayers can help....I tried many times but it didn't work. Better to stay united help and support each other. Stay informed and fight the brainwashed people. I wish you and your Country all the best
This was so funny and still so disturbing. Brilliant clip! Loved it! 👍
That he’s an American citizen is bad enough with his stance on Putin but that he’s being allowed to run for president is insane.
Yea and those that vote for him are also insane !
vote him out guys! If enough people vote straight Blue ticket we can gain control over the carzyness going on on Capital Hill.
Very insane. Why isn’t he locked away?
@echarts 1946
That we have a geriatric zombie president who needs to be juiced up with meds is the real tragedy here, troll boy .
@@smc130 he keeps delaying his trails with paid for by Trump supporters’ lawyers. If innocent he’d be anxious to show it to Americans with trails before election.
keep hitting these homeruns
He is throwing straight knuckle balls ⚾️
They should play this weekly on those large video screens trucks park at the US Capital building for the GOP DUMA party for viewing.
No need for homerunophobia, qapplor.
When satire hits this close to reality, it’s barely satire.
He speaks Russian better than English. He train of thought is strong in this one
Do not skip this November’s vote. It may well be the last vote you ever get.
FACTS.
Pay attention American women, especially you young ones. MAGA zombies have clearly stated they will repeal your right to vote. Believe them.
Sad but true. Vote blue
The reason Trump is in politics is becuase Hillary didn't campaign in 2016, democrats didn't think they would have to vote because it was a "land slide" I agree you better figure out how to vote lol and thank Hillary for Trump.
Especially if anything like the "For the People" bill is accepted. (Summary: Biden tries tries taking vote moderation power from the states, while mooching more money from them.)
NO orange in our Flag!!! orange for Prison, NOT the white house. VOTE Blue for Democracy!!! Dust or prison for orange!!! 2024!!! The world will celebrate!!!
You just learned your colors huh
And the jumpsuit Would match his skin tone so perfectly. Is that a worn out joke yet?
Vote demented potato 2024 he's to senile to be charged but just tge right amount of senile to run the country lmfao you blue hairs have lost it
@@rosewangler6886 orange likes orange! give him the suit! lol
@@puppergump4117 nope... did not just learn my colors. People need to be reminded what we and the colors of our flag stand for. orange is only out for himself. Has no issue taking your money and spending it on hookers. Hopefully you see that. Americans have fought and died to maintain our way of life, Govt. It needs to be protected from crimminal grifters and his clan trying to stay in office at all cost. Dust or prison for orange. I'm good with either one. United under Blue!! divided under orange. Dust or Prison!!! i'm fine with either for orange.
This is absolutely brilliant!!!!!!
I know. These are brilliant ❤❤❤
Да, да, да......это правда 😊.
These multi-lingual versions are EXACTLY what we need. Thank you.
word. I'm spreading the link on other anti-trump vids.
Sadly this is the truth, even sadder is all of the people backing this traitor. If I had one secret document in my house I’d be waiting for trial in jail. And this guy talks about a two tiered justice system! 💙💙
He used the DoJ and IRS as his own personal 'grudge settlers'
he can't believe that Biden doesn't do the same.
Scumbags and angels always expect others to have the same values.
Angels often learn from painful lessons. Scumbags never stop believing the world is full of scumbags.
this confirms my worst fears. trump became soviet asset in 1977.
you are full of `%&* and full of hate only ..but at this moment you can just cry ..he will be presidente and you will cry and grunt from your cave then
Yes, the justice system is two-tiered. We all face the consequences of our actions and would be in jail but he roams free even after the judge told him he would send him to jail for violating
the gag order. We would have been in prison years ago if we had his record.
@@DebEllis-de2uy system is 4-tiered. "guilty even if proven innocent" . guilty until proven innocent,, then innocent until proven guilty, and finally, innocent even after proven guilty. these last folks have rights that are not even in the constitution. and yes, if he enters the WH he will never leave. he is talking about 3-term president. and he can unleash the worst of the worst in the humans, and you and me will go to prison. or worse.
Soo true. The worst sell out in history.
Greetings from Sweden.
J.
Welcome to NATO
@@JohnWerner-te5zy Thanks🙂
Well Done! Thank you!
There is nothing more dangerous than a lame duck Donald presidency that's beholden to Putin...
I strongly believe..STRONGLY !! that Tr*mp had been compromised and videotaped in the Moscow hotel during the Miss Universe Pageant Nov 2013. He is now Putin's greatest possession, Puppet President !! Just try to remember this when reading, hearing ALL his words and actions with regards to Nato, Ukraine, Putin, Russia...now Navalny. The Kremlin has recorded proof of Donny's tiny little.....................................................................................................banana
Dictators aren’t lame ducks! If comrade Trumpski gets back in it’s for life!
To call Putin a ”comrade” today, forgets the fact that he left the communist party in 1991 and never returned. Today he has supported Le Pen, Bolsonaro, Trump and a lot of right wingers all over the world. But not one, not one, socialist party or leader. Let that sink in.
True. Putin has become a neo-Nazi, not a socialist, even though he hankers for the old USSR borders.
Love this video! How true it is! Putin said very powerfully that it wasn’t Russia 🇷🇺! “ I don’t know why it would be”
At last. Decent factual reporting. This is what we need.
Ah yes, shutting down Russia's main moneymaker makes him an ally.
Scary but true and now he's even more of a foreign asset
a foreign ass
They should play this weekly on those large video screens trucks park at the US Capital building for the GOP DUMA party for viewing.
Andrew, Hi. You are right. He does crazy things when he's desperate for cash. The show of wealth is his identity. Without that he disappears.
Be Well.
take off the et from asset
Putin didn't invade while Trump was around, why is that?
He's a traitor!
100% ACCURATE in every single way!!!
well, except that trump is to dumb to learn another language
They should play this weekly on those large video screens trucks park at the US Capital building for the GOP DUMA party for viewing.
Dan you should get a job instead of copy pasting from mommies basement
@@elguapo.1234 Your orange sociopath lost. Cope harder. 🙂
Jabari ! another good one ! ! ! and vote BLUE 💙💙
"Comrade Trumpski...!"
Why didn't I think of this?
😅😢 I mean the guy was willing to cut up his jail suit into tiny pieces and sell it to make money do we think he's not selling our country to save himself
He cut up A suit, he’s way too cheap to cut up a nice suit that he actually wears. Just more grifting and lying.
He drove up the National Debt by $8.2 TRILLION between 2016 & 2020 to try & BUY a second term WITH OUR OWN MONEY! If he gets into the White House again he'll BANKRUPT THE COUNTRY just like he did with his own businesses SIX TIMES.
I strongly believe..STRONGLY !! that Tr*mp had been compromised and videotaped in the Moscow hotel during the Miss Universe Pageant Nov 2013. He is now Putin's greatest possession, Puppet President !! Just try to remember this when reading, hearing ALL his words and actions with regards to Nato, Ukraine, Putin, Russia...now Navalny. The Kremlin has recorded proof of Donny's tiny little.....................................................................................................w
Is that true? omg in some way he's the god of greed and disgrace, selling all kinds of relics to his enlightened followers. what's next? Real poop nuggets in a golden box? 🙈
@@dreistein Riiight
Vote blue. Straight ticket blue, all the way down. It's time to clean house.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I VOTE ... BLUE ALL THE WAY HERE IN FL ....WAKE UP FLORIDANS...🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙💙🇺🇸
I'm Republican, but this time it'll have to be 🔵.
It is a National Emergency.
Vote blue no thanks. I go to church and I believe in God
@astrosfan2783 So, voting 🗳 Evil fascist (trump/putin) is according to what The Christian ✝️ Religion is all about...?
@@astrosfan2783 Moron.
OMG! I wish my pops were alive to see this! Awesome! Kudos!!!!
Absolutely hilarious, but so true......🤣🤣🤣
Vote Blue to have Donald J Trump pay his own fines, bonds and accrued penalties.!
dont forget he needs to serve his decades in prison
He has to pay the price and because he was accountable for his word and action
@@cl844 aahahahahaha you know nothing
People laugh but it’s really all true. Russiagate was NOT a hoax. He has been sized up by Russia since the days he was visiting Czech Republic with his first wife Ivanna back in the 80s. Yup. 👍
he married ivana in 1977. a rich famous american in cssr, he was followed and recorded every step of the way. and he was interviewed. and his stupidity, sensitivity, pride were highly appreciated in the spec-services there.
Ivanna's father was a spy for Checkeslovakia and a Russian asset reporting to the KGB. When he saw the orange dumbo come into his daughter's life he was all smiles. 😂
Even farther back than the 80s. Trump's KGB file started in 1977.
Too funy Comrade Durak ... But might be some truth to it 😂😂😂😂😂
Just Brilliant!! wow. How doing the same for Jim Jordan and James Comer
As a russian, i can confirm this is a 100% truth
Is actually Russian being spoken?
@@Joe_1sr9 Yes but sounds are mispronounced, that's a common side effect due to voice model being trained on english speech
@@Dark_Brandon_2024 Interesting to know this. But it's still intelligible to a native Russian speaker? Is it extremely awkward or just mildly off?
Sad to be Russian or Chinese in this day and age, knowing your home country is lead by tyrants.
@@mark99k mostly understandable and like a weird foreigner accent, though sounds may create some really fried intelligible mumbo like if i was saying something like "thikh is mey talken ingle langidge"
Wow, he sounds more cognitive speaking in Russian !!
These videos are awesome, I hope they're seen on all social media.
I always thought English was not Trump’s primary language.
trumps only native language 100% pure hot buttered BULLSHIT
I'm very impressed with whoever is behind this channel. Keep fighting the good fight! 🇨🇦
Thank you, Leslie from Canada.
Be Well.
Impressive, yes. But fighting a "good fight"? A bit dramatic for a shitpost.
@@puppergump4117 Dramatic, eh? Say that when the red hat wearing we todds are having a goose stepping victory parade past your trailer park.
Show this to his cult. They will believe it. 😂😂😂
The scary part is some of them are okay with it, they see nothing wrong with Donald Drumphenov (aka Tsar Ivan vonSchitzenpantz ) being a compromised asset (in fact there were two chuds wearing t shirts that said (I 💩 you not) “I’d rather be Russian than a Democrat” 🤦♂️ people like that should get a one way ticket to Russia)
They will support him if he said this at a rally
it is a russian joke
Stay there too with your whole family !
Lock him up !
If it weren't true it would be funny. Since it is the truth, it's very scary. Very scary indeed!!
Very very very very very scary
There must be boxes of American Classified top secret documents all over in Putin’s Russian villa.
Yes....and why so ??!
I strongly believe..STRONGLY !! that Tr*mp had been compromised and videotaped in the Moscow hotel during the Miss Universe Pageant Nov 2013. He is now Putin's greatest possession, Puppet President !! Just try to remember this when reading, hearing ALL his words and actions with regards to Nato, Ukraine, Putin, Russia...now Navalny. The Kremlin has recorded proof of Donny's tiny little.....................................................................................................p
Boxes loaded on a plane to NY. Is that where his first wife is buried.
Boxes loaded on a plane to NY. Is that where his first wife is buried.
Biden had his in 6 different locations
@@graemehilzinger8519 She would be buried in New Jersey
this is very very cruel.........and most probably 100 percent true 🤣
WoW! Just found out Donnie is multi lingual. Last time, he was speaking Mexican Spanish, now it's Russian! What a talented man.
for his next trick he will imitate jesse owens 😂😂😂😂
OMIGOSH. Truth.
Absolute f*cking gold! 🤣😂👍
That was fast! Way to go, JJ! 👍👍👍
So true and on target!!
Brilliant! Spot on!
Absolutely terrifying. Again everyone, Vote BLUE this November to continue the American Democratic Experiment. Don't let it end with our generation -- or EVER for that matter 💙
It is totally terrifying 💯 but true Americans won't allow it to happen. Biden/Harris '24 is the ONLY choice we've got in November if we want to continue the democracy that's been in place for 248 years.
Please share this mysterious knowledge of how a single president will overturn every part of our checks-and-balances system.
@@puppergump4117 all he has to do is cause mischief and blindness, so the opposition (ruzZia) can have more room for their "diplomacy"
@@heartpaid6767Then that's our fault. We are a democratic republic. If the people are idiots their representatives will be too.
@@puppergump4117 I agree, but luckily a large chunk of population currently is against Trump and democratically voting for his opposition.
Very dark, very accurate. Am enjoying your satires, keep up the good work.
That’s so incredibly accurate. Well done.👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏
It's a hoot! Still close to reality, though.
BLUE BLUE BLUE WE LOVE OUR AMERICAN NEIGHBORS 😊
Great for that video guys, thanks a lot !
Thank you Fox News for the broadcast speech of your Boss with Commander 🤣😂🙏
He speaks better Russian than English. Much better vocabulary?? No, comrade??
That is not him speaking Russian , he can hardly speak English !
no he probably does really speak it.@@donholmes3267
@@donholmes3267A person who can imitate Trump but can speak Russian. Probably through a voice program. It takes years to learn languages. I can speak russian but i don't use it because of lack of Russians to speak with in my area.
Truth. No laughing matter.
Brillant video. On the same level with the Lincoln Project. 🎉😂
“Putino”
-As a Latino, that shite’s hilarious
Growing up with a Slovak grandmother his voice is spot on!😮😮😮
So true…..funny to see in video what we know is happening.
FDT With heavy grit sandpaper around the trunk!! 😮
The USA is way overdue for a another Pear Harbor Espisode.😮
“It’s not what we don’t know that harms us. It’s what we do know for sure … That just ain’t so!” ~ Mark Twain 😮 0:10
Probably closer to the truth than we think :)
As a Russian speaker, I can tell you that its Russian is better than its English. LOL
I saw what you did there by calling Orange Jesus. “It”. Perfecto!!
@@jjohnson796 I use it/its pronouns for all transphobes.
If not for the contempt, this would be great.
At last REAL news!!!
Jabari , you nailed it. ❤
Good work .
Sad thing is there may be a lot of truth here.😢
I've been saying this since he came down the escalator, and I'm not even a stable genius.
This is so true! 😂🫤
Eric Trump (or maybe Trump Jr?); "We get all our money from Russia. We don't need American Banks!"... Fact. True statement by one of the not-so-smart offspring.
Both evil offspring stated the same fact more or less… They don’t need American banks because they get most of their funding from Russia. Statements are 10-15 years old.
Disagree with your assertion that one of his offspring is smart.
It was Donald Trump Jr.
We need more people to see this folks,,,it is imperative that we get this out to the masses. People must absolutely see this .This is real. This isn’t a joke. This is the cold hard truth,,,vote blue whatever you do, we all need to come together on this thing and ride the blue 🌊 🏄🌊wave together 🏄 🌊🏄🌊
Comrade Trumpski needs leading to a third floor window for an ‘ overview’ !😂
Awsome Comerad Jones!!
Heaven help us! Wake up America!!
This is the most brilliant trolling in history!
Excellent 👍👍👍👍
I don't dispute the content of this video except for the idea that DJT could learn any foreign language, least of all Russian.🤣
One of the best putin dogs speaking russian. Wow. Just wow.
EXCELLENT!!! AND SAME DAY DELIVERY! YOU ARE THE MAN!
Brilliant 🎉
He didnt say he'd be a dictator FROM day one!!! Only thats he'd be one ON day one!
HUGE difference!
All I can say is vote Blue and get the word out!
I thought he was speaking in tongues again .... till I saw the subtitles ;
OH MY GOD!!! I HAD TO LAUGH SO HARD!!!😂😂😂
So funny, but absolutely true 😆😬
Vote Blue! 💙
This would make sense if it were so. He loves his leader pootinski
Brilliant.