Mortal Kombat - funny scenes of Kano insulting everyone
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"The fuck?"
Best line in the whole movie lol
I don't know if you are serious but that line gave me the biggest laugh. It's not so much about the line but the delivery was just pure gold! :D
@@eden1408 I laughed hard at that too. 😭😂 It was perfect.
Likewise!! Perfect timing!!
i thought the line he gives when he tries to jump the leg sweep was brilliantly delivered " *jump* HAHAAA...aw fuck *leg sweep* "
Nah, best line is "SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND PASS ME A FUCKING EGGROLL HMMMMBAAAAA!!!!"
as an Australian, this is the most accurate portrayal of 30-60 year old Australian man ever put to cinema.
He was basically Chopper with lasers
@@danielmcdonald9604 touch of alf Stewart too
@@mookly1056 When I could catch my breath from laughing so damn hard, all I could think was, John Jarrett? You fucking beauty!
He had me laughing! Loved his character and his accent! He reminds me of this Australian guy I met in Afghanistan he had me laughing like him. When he got mad the sentences he put together was pure beauty! 😂😂😂
“How about I shove that sombrero so far up your ass that you start speaking Spanish?” Instant classic! 😂
I've never seen Kano be such a Kano that even Kano can't be this much of a Kano
This Kano is just the most Kano guy I have ever Kanoed
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Bro literally is funny
@@Shane-un8pe Josh Lawson does improv comedy and is very well-known in that scene. He even got Oscar nominated for writing a short film he starred in.
He is so funny even his sausage quote from MK11
“Is that the only move you know, mate?”
“Hup”
“AAA- aw fuck”
Absolute gold
Literally everyone fighting the final boss
When you misclick in the game and your done for
I enjoyed that they made a meme about the MK1 game with the lui kang trap.
Yeah I always troll my friend with that move he Raged Quit
😆
The one where Liu Kang touches Kano's shoulder.......Kano: The F*ck 😂
There's much to learn ✋
I died 🤣🤣
Kano is the only character beside Sub-zero that I want to see in the sequels. I would hate it if they kill him again
@Bodie Engle 5 am for me lmfaooooo
@@minhbui6182 Maybe they will put iron plate and red crystal in his right eye in the sequel
The sequel needs to be 2 hours of only Sub Zero fighting Scorpion, while Kano yells insults at them.
I just want Ermac in the next one, cus canonically even if Ermac dies there's an in universe explanation for him to return,because he's a soul construct means that a sorcerer can put him back together like he's a soul humpty dumpty
You mean Noob Saibot?
@@balrog262 Could be referring to Kuai Liang?
That would make the perfect MK movie. The three things that actually makes this movie enjoyable.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kano was no doubt the best character in this whole movie 😂💀
Too bad he died. (Spoiler)
@@TristenTimberwolf Thanks for saying the spoiler before the warning. I mean, not that anybody here should care, but still
@@TristenTimberwolf He's going to get revived thru an OutWorld Contract , it was hinted before the last battle ended
@@TristenTimberwolf nahh he will revive
He's coming back with his robot eye for sure.
As an Aussie I'm proud to say Kano represents us very well
Be proud that he saved this movie from mediocrity. Hell the only reason I bothered watching was because a friend showed me his scene with Sonia & that new guy who was a detriment to the whole movie would have been an interesting twist to see Kano as hero, I get that he's a Merc but I liked his banter with the characters & it looks like they killed him off too.
he literally represents us as we are in everyday life
@@numchacar he was the best part without a doubt, australians are hilarious 😂
@@Stuart267he got stabbed in the eye but that doesn't mean he's dead, well probably but hopefully they use that as an excuse to give him a proper cybernetic eye
Hopefully Johnny Cage accidentally launches Cole off a bridge or something
Kano wasn't wrong. Cole's arcana is literally just getting his ass kicked. lol
@Young Lander eh i see what you did there buddy
@Young Lander good one
It's a rip off Vibranium suit
@Young Lander it literally is!
@Young Lander Literal plot armor, ala Black Panther.
*Puts his hand on Kano's shoulder*
"There is much to learn."
"The fuck?"
One of the most underappreciated jokes in the film
Dude I died 😂😂😂
Well nothing gets by you, does it?
Oh I appreciated it. That was the scene I laughed the most at.
I don’t think it’s under appreciated since everyone in comments about this movie and Kano bring it up
@@elijahdiablo7310 Sorry, dude. Just read the first five comments before making mine
Love how the executive team stated they didn't want a white male lead character and Kano still ends up being the best part of the movie. Even makes the other cast members laugh so hard they have to redo some takes.
I think it's funny that they say that and made an OC when Liu Kang and Raide are the two main characters like every other game lol
@@tatersalad76 it was their excuse to not have Johnny Cage. Which is the real crime if this movie, a well casted Cage interacting with this Cano would have been pure gold.
@@seandlax9 yeah it was stupid considering Liu Kang, Sub Zero, Raiden, Kung Lao, Scorpion are all asian, Jax is black but no we dont want like the 1 white guy
@@tatersalad76 Yeah but those two already have cool powers and they didn't have a regular upbringing in America, so executives think they won't be relatable enough. Whenever Hollywood adapts a video game they always do the "normal person gets introduced to strange/magical new world"-story.
Not what they said
“Ah laser beam, better than fireballs you pussy!” Kano is Legendary in this 😂
Johnny and Kano would've been too much comedy gold lol
No bullshit lol 💯
Honestly after seeing the portrayal of Kano I understand why Johnny wasn't in the movie. The comedy probably would've been a little too much in my opinion
And it’ll start with Kano throwing Johnny off a cliff
@@kcJOOONES if that happened I swear I will catch a heart attack I will laugh all day long you right 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I absolutely loved kano in this film the actor who played him made me laugh so much why are we taking orders from this wu shu wanker i died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cannot stand Kano, but absolutely loved him in this movie. He carried the film, I have a feeling Cage will be the exact same way in the sequel. Fckin Whoops....
That's exactly what I've been saying
Ryan Reynolds should play Johnny he will nail it
@@amitjoshi2454 i don't think they'll be able to afford him.
the reason they didn't put cage in the movie because they afraid that cage will overshadow kano said the director
@@amitjoshi2454 i thought i was the only on who noticed that lol
1:45 Love this part. "That the only move you know mate?" Liu Kang goes to sweep him again, Kano jumps "Aha!" but it was a fakeout and just before getting sweeped again, Kano realizes it and goes "Oh fuck"
that was such a cheese move in the games
@@Espionage32 Which is why they had the joke here, as well as Cole's daughter telling him to uppercut.
2:13
Yes thank you I saw the fucking movie
@@ledzeppelinfan1001 Congrats . 2 years too late though.
"F the temple...... you just shot a fireball out of your hand!"
"How did you do that?"
I absolutely love that he stops the plot to ask good questions
“What about me Gandalf what does my fortune cookie says” That line had me dying 😂
1:18
🤣🤣🤣
Not familiar with the actor who played Kano but he stole every scene he was in. So funny.
@@xkimopye thank you
@@xkimopye - Josh Lawson
@@Red_Beard2798 misread that as lawton and i just thought of the awful lawton from cod zombies
Funny enough, he was on Superstore
The part where Liu Kang spams leg sweeps is the most movie accurate depiction of a fighting game ever put to screen.
"No Harry Potter shit, alright?"
**sweep spam**
The good old days of MK1
In the original Johnny was the one who pointed out how ridiculous everything was.
There's plenty of time for that ... MK is going all the way to part 4
@@oscarvillarreal8951 it's still strange how the tournament hasn't started yet,it's like someone wrote a pre-MK1 fanfic but it's kinda decent
Bruh that’s half the reason why Johnny is my favorite character. Dude is only saying what the audience is thinking half the time. Lol plus him being the world’s biggest douche bag who can back up his shit talking is even better
@@PlanetNateGaming ¿Fanfic? No.
@@deshawnsanders8406 ¿?
Did anyone else catch earlier when they first meet Kano and Sonya said she doesn't have a mark and he goes Wah Wah in the background?? Gold
i thought that was an audio error or something.
I honestly thought that was someone in the back of the theater saying that, the speakers were so good haha, had no idea that was Kano until I read this comment.
I saw this twice, the second time was in theaters and I heard it then. I though it was an audience member 😆
Wait, that wasn't an audience member????
@@wally4087 ah yes, in every theater there was somebody saying "wah wah" in the same scene every time, a coincidence? I don't think so! *insert Lambert's voice*
I love how Kano just casually steals an Elder God's literal source of power XD
Kano's honestly the best part of this movie. Most of his lines is how anyone would realistically react to all the abnormal stuff happening in Mortal Kombat
He’s basically evil Johnny Cage.
They wanted to make him a "toxic white male" but ended up making him relatable and the best part of the movie.
@@somethindarker Similar to how Soldier Boy ('The Boys (2019)') was deliberately written to be a violently unstable and self-absorbed bully, yet ended up becoming one of the most popular characters in the series *because* he's such a hilarious dick, and can actually back up some of his boasts.
I fell off my chair when he called Kung Lao “Kung Pao” as I was eating Kung Pao chicken from Panda Express.
Hahahha
When he said that, I took that as a reference to Kung Pow the movie.
I named my variation on mk11 kung pao lol
Why did you torture yourself by eating panda Express? That shit is fucking trash dog.
Did you...you actually fell off a physical chair
"There's much to learn, but not here..."
"The f*ck?" - that's the best thing EVER omg
“There’s much to learn…”
“The fuck?”
Still the best reaction in the whole movie. Laughed my ass off when I first saw it.
Very human
I'd very VERY badly want an entire series with Kano in the main role. This is such an accurate portrayal of Kano's character.
This Kano has the same humor mentality as Trevor from GTA V. I love this😂😂
Nah he's just Australian, we all basically act like this.
@@princevegeta9763 Too fuckin right mate. These foreign wankers are only just realising how much cooler than them we are.
@@princevegeta9763 😂i love you guys mehn... I've got to come there
Omg your so right it’s Trevor as an Australian man😂😂😂😂😂
Hey so… how do I rewrite my whole biology to become Australian? I desperately need to know.
“What about me Gandalf? Where my fortune cookie at?”
Raiden: *le zap*
I know that shit had me on the floor
That is my favorite part
"what's my fortune cookie say"
No Harry Potter shit alright?
I just like how they worked Shinnok's amulet into the movie, despite the absence of Shinnok and Quan Chi. Really sets up the plot for the next movie
Also the existence of characters like Kotal Kahn, Nightwolf. They could make a big MK cinematic universe if they really try this time.
Quan Chi will be in the next movie
It's the Aussie humor.. uniquely hilarious because it's just honesty delivered in an obnoxious tone. Love it, Aussie Aussie Aussie!
That moment when Liu touched Kano's shoulder and Kano's reaction then 'the fuck' is hilarious. That's the most funny part for me. I couldn't stop laughing when I watched it
To me it was Kano calling Raiden "Gandalf" and "that the only move you know mate" which is the writers taking jabs at spammers and referencing how broken sweeps are IN MK1 and MK2
Dude that scene had me fucking dead on the floor laughing man I don't know y but that was so freakin perfectly timed, kano def carried the film without Johnny being there
funniest bit for me was the "wah waaaah" when sonya said she didnt have a marking.
Same here
That was a great scene, but my choice is the "you got pen and paper, you might want to write this down, GET FUCKED!" Now that was some funny shit
Kano is literally every bricklayer and cash in hand tradie in Australia
fuck you talking bout mate, no cash here pal I'm just helping out a friend here today!
As a fellow Aussie, I can confirm this is accurate
@@rubydooby1679 now dont wanna get controversial but does kane drink green v or blue v?
@@rubydooby1679 Cash none. There is no cash. Robbo?
@@rubydooby1679 I'M JUST WAITING FOR A MATE
I don't even blame him for betraying them. He was chained to a chair by Sonya, Liu Kang greeted him by blasting him with a fireball, Kung Lao repeatedly insulted him, Raiden zapped him.
Dude was abused. It's only natural to turn on his abusers. But yeah; he carried the movie. I hope we see more Kano.
My favorite Kano moment was “Oh I was just about to take a stroll, but maybe I’ll stick around ya f*ing idiot!” That part almost made me pee my pants from laughing so hard
Kano’s actor: I’m only using .000001 percent of me power, I haven’t gon full Aussie yet mate
We never go full Aussie. The world isn't ready 😜
Here comes my ultimate move: Shrimp on the BARBIE! G'day MATE! G'day MATE! CRIKEY! CRIKEY! G'day MATE!
@@commandercaptain4664 its a fuckin PRAWN 😜
Wait until the world learns about Mike Nolan....
Kano carried this movie on his back man deserves all the praise 😂 Kano Ex his roll! 🤨😑
NOW PASS HIM AN EGGROLL 🤣🤣🤣
@@crazyman7671 SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP AND PASS HIM A F***ING EGGROLL
You didn’t like Sub Zero, Kung Lao, or Kabal?
@@crazyman7671 🤣🤣
@@jimbeam2299 I did but movie still sucked! Smh 🤦🏽♂️
In MKX, i was kinda wondering how Kano was able to steal Shinnok's amulet. Turns out, he just casually snatches it 😂
I love the callout for classic MK game where player keep spam spinning sweep kick when Kano said "that's the only move you know, mate?" after he got sweeped by Liu Kang😂
Then he jumps and says “aha” and immediately gets swept again
Finally someone has the shoulder touch scene! God 90% of people who uploaded the Liu Kang scene kept cutting that part out.
"Da fuck?"
"The fuck?" Dude i was dead
To me that was the funniest part
I died in the movie theater lol
Duddeee mee 2 I was literally looking for it all the time
Kano was the best part of the whole film by far 😂
0:55 lmao the best scene in the movie 🤣
Cracked me up too!
The way he said it feels so natural that I wouldn't be surprised if it was improvised haha!
The fuck???
My favorite one is the leg sweep spam
@@TheShapingSickness Yes, especially when Kano thinks he outsmarted him, but then got tricked with a fakeout and sweeped again with an "oh fuck"
0:20
"You working for the other fella, that wizard?" Kills me every time 😂😂
So glad others appreciated the "hand on shoulder" moment.
Other favorite was when Sonya says she doesn't have the dragon tat, and off-camera, Kano says "whomp-whoomp!"
This is proof captain boomerang can make suicide squad. Get this guy immediately.
Hes most likely going to die early in the new movie.
@@Darklarik3 😂
@@Darklarik3 lmfao
Yeah...this guy should've been Boomerang instead of Jai Courtney with his personality of a door knob.
@@bhlakbatosai That could just be the writer's and scripts fault.
Kano was one of the best parts of the movie, same with Scorpion.
What about sub-zero? He moved all the movie forward XD
@@iljagaimovic9166 He was awesome as well. Honestly I liked every Kombatant that showed up.
@@LargeMetallicFellow what about Cole?
@@samuraibro33 dogshit
@@samuraibro33 Ya know, I didn't hate him. He wasn't my favorite, but the way they explained his relation to another character (I won't post spoilers) was decent.
2:39 "Honey, I'm home!" Kano acts like an abusive husband to Sonya, lol
Kano single handedly carried this movie. I just hope to god that he isn’t dead DEAD. Cause In all the games he has some sort of robot eye.
I would love to see Kano in the next MK movie.
Shang Tsung took all the bodies of his "dead fighters" back to outworld. So I imagine perhaps Bi-Han/Sub Zero will now be like a total mind-slave like he was in the older games versus the new film. Same with some of the others. I suspect he'll have Kano look more like the game version. He fit in well with just killing/not caring even said "no respect, no dignity" about him in the 1990's film so I hope it goes into that.
@@oneandonlysound3453 subzero will most likely be Noob
@@Maxjhodgson true, that slipped my mind to include that detail. My brain still operates like things are more simple despite wishing for a deadly alliance based plot or to properly explore the plot that annihilation was based off for the third film of the planned trilogy. Actually, I hope we get Quan Chi and Shang Tsung and undead Lui-Kang in the story too.
Hell naw. Subzero was just as good
@@oneandonlysound3453 Depends on what they do since they did take some liberties like the whole dragon mark thing. Besides if I remember rightly it was Quan Chi that made Revenants so unless we see him in the next film working with Shang Tsung , they just might resurrect them and hopefully Kano gets his implants since he would of lost his dragon mark.
We'll see how it goes, be nice to see him play off with Johnny Cage
2:13 “f**in nothing gets by you does it!” me and my mate lost it in the theatre. He’s so quotable
Of all his comments, I laughed the hardest at this and fucking whoops
@@moshhard616 100% 😂
When he said “twirling his an*l beads” to Liu Kang I spat out my drink 💀😭
@@moshhard616 fucking whoops is my favorite
"Oh nothing gets by you does it!?" I burst out laughing
man I loved this line hahahaha
This line made the movie worth watching 🤣
nearly pissed myself when I heard it hhhhhh
Liu Kang:"there's much to learn"
Kano: "the fuq?"
that part always cracks me up LOL
We need him to voice Kano
I cannot picture anybody else playing Kano ever again other than Josh Lawson, this is his character now! lmao
@Oldskool Skengman
Nah, he’s fine as is. Everyone in the MK universe is unnaturally buff. Besides Liu Kang (dude was shredded, holy hell) everyone was believable.
@Oldskool Skengman
Eh, not really. In game he looked just as buff as everyone else. Besides his personality is so great that it didn’t bother me at all.
@Oldskool Skengman well scorpion wasn’t really that buff and sub zero wasn’t really that buff liu kang has muscle but wasn’t as big as he was in the game and they all were good characters🤷🏾♂️
@Oldskool Skengman I agree. Actor is great but it'll be nice if he gets a little buffer.
@Oldskool Skengman yeah I agree. These actors have like no muscle and liu Kang is ripped but he probably weights a measly 100 pounds. MK characters in the game are all buff so idk why they couldn’t all pack on some muscle before and during the shooting of the film.
“Kung Pao, pass me an egg roll” I was in tears
I watched this on the theater in my town. and every time KANO was on screen, everyone there kouldn't stop Laughing. Josh Lawson did a great Job.
Straight up - his portrayal of Kano was my single favorite demonstration of acting in the last few years. It was beyond perfect.
2:25 “AAAAAA LAZABEAAEM! BETTA THAN FIREBALLS YA POOSIE!”
LMAO
lol
The most ungracious winner ever. :D
I laughed at that part so hard!
Omg i was dying laughing when he told liu kang "alright thats far enough mc hammer"😂😂😂😂😂
I just caught that, I was dead 😂😂😂
That, “Yeah, yeah, put a shirt on, Magic Mike” and “No Harry Potter shit, alright?” were my favorite lines.
"Fuckin' WHOOPS" I love Kano so much, best character ever
I am an Aussie and I hereby certify this version of Kano as an accurate Australian
Every second person in aus is like kano, australia is legit a bunch of kanos walking around
Hell no, they all got snowflaked into submission....
In Australia, the snowflakes have well and truly taken over...
But you might still find 1 or 2 lurking out the back of a panel beater shop or a wrecking yard if your lucky - or unlucky i should say! lol
@@mystikmind2005 hahahaha I used to be a panel beater hahaha!!
@@robbierossross3272 That's funny! lol... I did a couple of weeks trainee-ship in panel beating when i was young... i soon realized i don't want to work with those F-kers, so i switched to landscaping instead!! But i still remember the type of people those panel beaters were (Kano).
@@mystikmind2005 hahha yeah they had big mouths lol!! Yeah I lay flooring now haha
I second this. If you don’t see them you just aren’t talking to people. I say half this shit at work every day, as does the bloke next to me and I’m in Sydney.....
0:53 Liu Kang placing hand on Kano's shoulder weirds him out. KANO: "...the fuck?"
Right?! I love how he delivered that and similar lines so quickly and nonchalantly.
LOL
He was probably expecting Liu to burn him or something. Point blank fireball.
When you realize Kano was right about Coles Arcana. It was in fact “Getting his ass kicked...”. 🙄🤦🏾♂️
Kano in this movie is literally a combination of Butcher from The Boys, and Captain Boomerang from Suicide Squad, and he's great.
I got sick of Butcher after a while. This Kano I think I could take for six seasons and another movie! XD
Kano was so funny they had to nerf him by killing him off
He'll be back
@@damoenjohnson8701 With a faceplate
@@goji253 hell yeah
I don’t think he died yet. He could get resurrected because of the green necklace he stole.
Wait he dies......
1:18 Wait a minute, Gandalf. What does my fortune cookie say?
My favorite Kano line in the whole movie
I know I cracked up! “What about me gandolf what does my fortune cookie say? WHOOSH CRASH”
This is just every character Josh Lawson has ever played only with an Australian accent and massive balls. That said, he carried the whole damn movie.
“There is much to learn”
“the fuck”
Godamn I laughed so hard in theaters
Kano was definitely the highlight of this movie
He was brilliant in this movie
I finally got to see this movie and oh my god I was in tears🤣Kano was an absolute legend in this I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much
One of my favorite lines in the movie "Put your shirt back on magic Mike" HAHAHA
God Kano made me laugh almost every time he was on screen. You can tell the actor had a lot of fun playing this role.
KUNG LAO : THE NAME.. IS KUNG LAO....
KANO : NEVER HEARD OF IT 😮
Its Kung Pao now
Kano: Oh, what are you gonna do make a door appear out of nowhere?
Liu Kang: Yes
That was pretty good- I’ll give ya that
Love how LIU Kang is spamming sweep button on kano😂 nice touch
0:55 "tf" it always get me
0:57
1:18
God I cant stop laughing kano was a godsend in this movie and I dont even like him like that.
It's funny though, Kano had a strong presence in even the past Mortal kombat film 😀
I can imagine how the film crew are laughing their ass everytime kano say his lines
Kano is the only villain I wouldn't get mad at he is hilarious
Lmao the Kung Pao line had me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
Pass me an egg roll.
Yeah kano was the only one that got emotional enough to get his powers lol
No one talking about the editing tho. I know it's not much but it makes it just that extra bit funnier
You have no idea how much that made me happy.
“Could be Lightning, could be Fire, could be shit, could be frisbee hat”
I wonder if kano back is killing him from carrying this movie all the way this man an oscar
1:42 “ never heard of him “ 🤣🤣
That pfp is cursed, mate...
1:43
I was surprised and happy to see Kano actually be really involved in this film. He finally got the respect and love he deserves. even if that Love is to Hate him. Plus he had a BIG part in carrying this film!
Almost everything kano said or did made me roll with laughter. Hes gotta come back
Agreed
2:01 Kung Pao 😂😂😂
Johnny Cage now Kano
When he asked “do those come in MAN size” about Jax arms lol
My favourite line. Couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes
0:29
Cole: you got friends?
Kano: ay F**k you pretty boy
Kano and Kabal, the best characters in the movie.
Even though Kano has no reason to be hanging out with Sonya so casually
"No Harry Potter shit alright" lol Kano was funny.
Kano: ✋ Alright, that's far enough MC Hammer 🔨
Liu Kang: ✋ 🔥 🔥
*Liu Kang pulls off the most "Harry Potter shit ever"; the dreaded low sweep*
My favorite was “ your beer is shit, and your out of it”
For people who are sad that Kano died, remember his klassic look? With the cybernetic eye? He got his laser eye, but never got his cybernetic eye, so. When he died he took a gnome to the eye. And that particular eye is the one that shoots lasers. So theres a high chance for kano to come back, only this time, he has a cybernetic eye.
I really LOVED this movie
I died at the alright that's enough MC Hammer😭😭😭
😂😂😂
The man was such a highlight, makes you wish he wasn't bad.
I like the part where his pickpocket ability is increased
“Put your shirt on this is not Magic Mike”hahahahaha