SCORPY WARS: A STAR WARS INTERVIEW highlights (Baaulp/RTVS fan edit)

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  • @arcadebot4735
    @arcadebot4735 Рік тому +379

    mastergir joining the call for 2 seconds just to say "maclunky" and leave immediately is so great

  • @ParryThat
    @ParryThat Рік тому +277

    Genuinely can’t get over after all this time Scorpy seeing Luke in the Bacta tank and saying “is that Darth Vader without the suit?”, unintentionally making an EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE cinematic parallel.

    • @MyNameIs8Ball
      @MyNameIs8Ball 8 місяців тому +43

      also him IMMEDIATELY understanding why Luke wears black in episode 6

    • @someman66
      @someman66 3 місяці тому +7

      Socpens smart and wise moments

  • @khalewren2734
    @khalewren2734 Рік тому +506

    Scorpy comparing the Emperor to ”the guy who shittalks me on xbox live” is such an odd yet perfect comparison

    • @bigbadgammagnome
      @bigbadgammagnome Рік тому +13

      33:44

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine Рік тому +57

      “So yeah Anakin, you’re a Sith.” *plays The Imperial March on guitar*

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Рік тому +10

      Beautiful how this analogy has absolutely been made before

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 Рік тому +13

      When someone throws a match in Halo i send them a voice message saying "you will pay the price for your lack of vision."

  • @sverenagain
    @sverenagain 8 місяців тому +154

    coming back to this i cant stop thinking about how funny the implications would be if vader really did reveal luke had two dads 😭😭 luke being so upset his dads were gay that he lets go to fall to his death and the twist was just that hes SEVERELY homophobic

    • @JetBenefitsC
      @JetBenefitsC 4 місяці тому +2

      Based Luke

    • @oddsdenver9673
      @oddsdenver9673 4 місяці тому

      ​@@JetBenefitsC☝️🤓

    • @soggybreadman4035
      @soggybreadman4035 4 місяці тому +1

      @@JetBenefitsC based

    • @JogVodka
      @JogVodka 7 днів тому

      Look on the bright side, Luke. You'll never be hurt by yo mama jokes

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 8 місяців тому +95

    i just realised scorpy thinking c3p0 was called marvis may be him misremembering marvin the paranoid android from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

    • @vampiresinkansas2882
      @vampiresinkansas2882 3 місяці тому +4

      I thought he was just misremembering Jarvis from iron man 😂

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 3 місяці тому +2

      @@vampiresinkansas2882possibly an amalgamation his brain created between the two

  • @ImSimmin
    @ImSimmin Рік тому +251

    if anyone is wondering when scorpy says "thats no moon, and then theres a butt crack" thats a gag from thumb wars

    • @bugdomrulez
      @bugdomrulez Рік тому +10

      that movie scared the shit out of me as a child. all the thumb movies did

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Рік тому +2

      lowest common denominator humor

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel 10 місяців тому +2

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 awwww are you mad thumb wars wasn't a high concept intellectual comedy? ure cute :)

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 10 місяців тому +17

      @@MenachemSchmuel i dont know where u got the idea that i'm mad
      i am a part of the lowest common denominator who laughs at butt jokes

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@MenachemSchmuelaggro for no reason, huh? Alright get in the vat

  • @milktrician
    @milktrician Рік тому +282

    “hang out we must” :)

    • @4ubrey287
      @4ubrey287 Рік тому +53

      "stay over you will" C:

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 Рік тому +365

    Also love how scorpy instantly knows about Jizz music, probably one of the more obscure star wars facts but takes what is probably a good like mintue to figure out the famous "luke i am your father" line, a line people who never seen star wars know about.

    • @Lorenzo2300
      @Lorenzo2300 Рік тому +53

      It's even funnier realizing why he knows about Jizz... it's GOTTA be because the AVGN mentioned it in one of his videos about Star Wars games, 100%

    • @EvilMightyTrash
      @EvilMightyTrash Рік тому +5

      Hell I’m a Star Wars nut but I didn’t know about Jizz

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m Рік тому +15

      Extremely common misconception, Vader says "No, I *am* your father."

  • @ashtonkaid1289
    @ashtonkaid1289 11 місяців тому +78

    19:07 “hang out we must” has joined the ‘rtvs phrases that are a permanent part of my vocabulary’ folder of my brain

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 Рік тому +150

    "Pretty soon"
    THREE YEARS LATER.

  • @PokeshadowYT
    @PokeshadowYT 10 місяців тому +37

    40:44 "Why is Scorpy wearing a parachut?"
    Hahaha that was me in chat! I forgot about that!

  • @demon-goat
    @demon-goat Рік тому +222

    luke has TWO dads?!

  • @paranoidlizard6338
    @paranoidlizard6338 10 місяців тому +56

    7:19 me when im a baby and my parents show me a flashcard with an animal on it that they dont think i know yet

    • @djdee6386
      @djdee6386 4 місяці тому +5

      Giraffe! Giraffe!

  • @ZannyAisling
    @ZannyAisling Рік тому +299

    this feels like watching one of those animal reasoning tests (math, language, etc) where the poor beast is getting correct answers by looking for body language cues from its handlers. except with wrong answers gotten honestly and with humans. so not the same at all and YET scorpy exhibits a similar mastery of "star wars" to a horse asked to do math.

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd Рік тому +8

      Clever Hans type of shit

    • @NeoNovastar
      @NeoNovastar 3 місяці тому +3

      I fucking love this comment holy fuck

  • @tonyage27
    @tonyage27 Рік тому +116

    13:42 scorpy is like a little kid who gets something right and they all immediately start cheering for him, "PIE FIGHTER!" "Yeah!"

    • @bigbadgammagnome
      @bigbadgammagnome Рік тому +13

      Love the implication the tie fighters are actually pie fighters

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat Рік тому +8

      i didn’t even notice he said pie fighter

    • @wormcake_
      @wormcake_ 9 місяців тому +4

      sbob house!

  • @NorthstarSystem
    @NorthstarSystem Рік тому +152

    i was crying 19 minutes in because you get:
    -hang out, we must
    -is that boba fetts feet???
    -thinking yoda was hung for his crimes
    and then
    -is this where he smokes weed??

  • @oceanelambert2507
    @oceanelambert2507 Рік тому +48

    38:40 "Darth Maul comes back or arrives or, is not born probably. Probably, Darth Maul's been born"

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax Рік тому +302

    Lucasfilm sell the star wars to Scorpy for $12 and he makes the best movie the franchise has ever seen

    • @magmapixel8627
      @magmapixel8627 Рік тому +15

      This would unironically happen is the thing. Scorpy is a visionary.

  • @ic0nic707
    @ic0nic707 Рік тому +108

    i love how accurately scorpy describes the phantom menace by pure coincidence

  • @dangdudedan8756
    @dangdudedan8756 Рік тому +82

    i am so high i thought wayne was a new guy from chicago for 30 minutes.

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 Рік тому +58

    Somehow Baluup has remembered about the star wars interviews

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine Рік тому +69

    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of The Force

  • @spase667
    @spase667 Рік тому +81

    Something about the way Scorpy says Xbox is always funny.

  • @littlechickeyhudak
    @littlechickeyhudak Рік тому +72

    I was curious about the lack of the sequels when I looked at the chapters, but I definitely agree with what they said. I overall enjoyed them but they're definitely not as goofy as the others can seem when you go over them beat-by-beat, and simply the fact that they're new makes it not nearly as funny to not know anything about them. Like Scorpy went his entire life somehow dodging the "I am your father" line, at least to the point where he didn't recoginze the scene. He grew up OWNING prequel merch, and saw one of them in theatres as a child and still knew next to nothing about them. That's fucking hilarious. But if they were to go over the sequels it would just be like "yeah no shit you don't recognize Snap Wexley by name. You have no reason to." They just aren't engrained enough in pop culture, and had no place in 2000's pop culture, so it's just not the same.

    • @boodle399
      @boodle399 Рік тому +14

      You can get some funny stuff from the sequels (at least the two after force awakens given that one is just new hope again) but I feel it's only funny or interesting jn the context of knowing star wars. Like Ochi, the Sith Assassin is a funny character if you realize his backstory and how underused he was in the series being an expert assassin who failed upwards and then died in a worm pit in the last movie but that needs a bunch of context to be humorous like knowing he's oddly responsible for the most of the sequel franchise via comics and outside not something you can easily point at on a screen and laugh at like Yoda "sleeping"

    • @amusingmoose9924
      @amusingmoose9924 Рік тому +6

      @@boodle399He died in a pit with a knife that leads back to the remnants of the second Death Star, and if you stand in a very specific spot, you’ll be able to pull a thingy out that points to where a Sith pyramid is. However, that’s only useful if you no clip and move straight ahead.
      God, that’s such a fun movie to pick apart.

    • @tTaseric
      @tTaseric Рік тому +3

      You joke about Snap but watching him get splattered over the side of a star destroyer was the only time I felt emotion during the last movie

  • @lujackson1404
    @lujackson1404 9 місяців тому +17

    19:03 Scorpy: "hangout we must, stay over you will"

  • @Spookfishspecter
    @Spookfishspecter 10 місяців тому +21

    6:32 MARVIS????? IS HE THINKING OF MARVIN THE PARNOID ANDROID??? 😭😭😭

  • @atesdosluoglu2191
    @atesdosluoglu2191 Рік тому +92

    genuinely i wish they didnt actually tell him what star wars was and just interviewed him on his preconceptions

    • @nonomen6665
      @nonomen6665 Рік тому +5

      Yeah that honestly was disappointing

    • @hada__02
      @hada__02 Рік тому +29

      He’ll forget what they told him soon enough

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson Рік тому +48

    my gay robot uncles, c3p0 and marvis

  • @Tojuniorproductions
    @Tojuniorproductions 7 місяців тому +16

    A book revealed the song “Mad about Me” (the Cantina song) is apparantly being played horribly off-key in the movie because Figrin D’an and Modal Nodes were intensely high during that performance.

    • @severalcakes3267
      @severalcakes3267 6 місяців тому +2

      I’ll be surprised if that necessary and genius addition wasn’t straight from the mind of Chuck Wendig.

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum Рік тому +51

    I can’t believe it finally happened and I MISSED IT 🙀

  • @Pinkstarclan
    @Pinkstarclan 8 місяців тому +8

    scorpy traded all his star wars knowledge for elden ring knowledge

  • @carofnerds7641
    @carofnerds7641 Рік тому +18

    if anything this stream actually proved that scorpy knew more about star wars than we thought

  • @ivipl5346
    @ivipl5346 Рік тому +35

    This video is my only source of star wars knowledge

    • @_jagm_
      @_jagm_  Рік тому +8

      You are not missing anything.

    • @BreadTeleporter1968
      @BreadTeleporter1968 6 місяців тому +4

      Well you now know about Droopy Mccool so I’d say you’re pretty set

  • @ToxikBox
    @ToxikBox Рік тому +69

    I love how Scorpy is a way better Star Wars writer and comes up with way better movies than George Lucas could ever write

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 10 місяців тому +15

    I’m so sad they cut out Baaulp reacting to someone in chat saying this thing 27:45 is the Lament Configuration.

  • @KaptinScuzgob
    @KaptinScuzgob Рік тому +31

    i wish i knew this much about star wars

  • @ayepotamono3442
    @ayepotamono3442 Рік тому +30

    THEY FINALLY DID IT

  • @flynnawoo9799
    @flynnawoo9799 Рік тому +10

    IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY NEVER DID THE STAR WARS STREAM AND WAS SO SAD (got into wrtvs through hlvrai) BUT NOW I SEE THIS!!! thank you for the edit so so so much :)

  • @a6hawk
    @a6hawk 10 місяців тому +11

    Scorpy would rather kill spiders than read Star Wars

  • @videobob92
    @videobob92 Рік тому +16

    Luke really do got the banana republic fit

  • @Regulith
    @Regulith Рік тому +11

    I knew I was in for a good time after starting with that C3PO/R2D2 twist

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor Рік тому +23

    What's weird is how they're treating this as completely exceptional when its actually a pretty normal thing for someone of Scorpy's age who grew up not in the USA. His knowledge is all stuff that someone who was a kid around then would have seen because the prequels' marketing was EVERYWHERE but it was all very weird specific stuff, like yeah, Mace Windu being a guy with a purple lightsaber is a thing I remember knowing BEFORE I'd ever seen star wars stuff, for some reason that was just a thing people talked about

    • @_jagm_
      @_jagm_  Рік тому +41

      The exceptional thing is Scorpy's ability to twist a lack of knowledge into an opportunity for comedy which is pretty great.

    • @WhatDoesDStandFor
      @WhatDoesDStandFor Рік тому +10

      Scorpy has been on the internet for several years

    • @stickyribs6494
      @stickyribs6494 8 місяців тому +11

      isn't he Canadian?? Lol we had star wars in canada too

  • @gingerninja137
    @gingerninja137 Місяць тому +3

    this stream was genuinely refreshing bc i've been so soured on Star Wars from the.... shall we say less than stellar sequels and Disney milking the franchise (i agree with Mike that they just don't add anything) and this reminds me that star wars is actually good sometimes. and when it's not good it's at least funny. it was also incredibly fun and wholesome, from chat cheering scorpy on to all three of them remembering their shared merch :))

  • @sverenagain
    @sverenagain Рік тому +17

    MASTERPIECE THANK U!!

  • @DanteDyavol
    @DanteDyavol Рік тому +28

    i may be misremembering, but i think that when scorpy was talking about 'that's no moon' and then there's a buttcrack, i think that might be a joke from the family guy parody

    • @_jagm_
      @_jagm_  Рік тому +30

      I haven't seen the Family Guy parody so I don't know if it also has that joke, but Scorpy was referencing Thumb Wars.

  • @tuvooakenoak
    @tuvooakenoak 11 місяців тому +5

    he knows WAY more than i do

  • @aflashofmemory
    @aflashofmemory 3 місяці тому +1

    wow , i had the same experience of being taken to see attack of the clones in theaters at 6 years old and sleeping through the whole thing :--) cool

  • @blingblay
    @blingblay Рік тому +2

    Yess I’ve been waiting for an edit of this!! Thank you!

  • @whynotll83
    @whynotll83 8 місяців тому +4

    10:54
    closest thing I can find is a film called "Thumb wars" where there was a buttcrack joke after the "that's no moon" bit.

  • @masterofthetear8138
    @masterofthetear8138 Рік тому +24

    "Are you here to see Nicki Minaj?"

  • @presidentraiden9203
    @presidentraiden9203 Рік тому +15

    Guys, I’m about to watch this. Zam Wessel isn’t in this right? I’m afraid of her.

    • @_jagm_
      @_jagm_  Рік тому +11

      Go to 44:23 to get totally Zammed

  • @SuperYuuki3
    @SuperYuuki3 Рік тому +5

    This might be my favorite rtvs stream

  • @starfox3883
    @starfox3883 11 місяців тому +2

    I watched this at work and almost ruptured a spleen trying not to laugh out loud

  • @Mr2010forgeben
    @Mr2010forgeben Місяць тому +1

    I spent about 8 minutes wondering why Wayne's voice sounded so weird and then I realized it was Mike
    Edit: Scorpy's Phantom Menace storyboard is intense

  • @starsndips
    @starsndips 3 місяці тому +1

    25:56 "luke has... Luke has two dads?"

  • @monkeydad47
    @monkeydad47 Рік тому +6

    I can't be laughing this hard this late at night

  • @naptime23_7
    @naptime23_7 Місяць тому

    love how often Scorpy makes comparisons to Coachella in star wars lmao

  • @lostfan10000
    @lostfan10000 11 місяців тому +2

    16:36 Hey! You better not talk shit about my main man, Jan Dodonna!

  • @GruntOfAction
    @GruntOfAction Рік тому +10

    54:24 me :3

  • @hylics
    @hylics 11 місяців тому +4

    the only thing i knew about Star Wars was from the family guy parody, i feel so knowledgeable now

  • @VannMunson
    @VannMunson 4 місяці тому +3

    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the Sith

  • @Devininity
    @Devininity Рік тому +5

    I want Scorpy to watch Jedi Party and have people tell him it's canon

  • @432neptune
    @432neptune 9 місяців тому +4

    14:04 where's fucking yoda???

  • @XxDemon23xX
    @XxDemon23xX 5 місяців тому +2

    16:25 why does this photo of Luke and Han look like they've wet themselves?

  • @Wisumaros
    @Wisumaros 9 місяців тому

    You are welcome to these Jedi forces, rebels

  • @Sundaeys
    @Sundaeys 11 місяців тому +2

    Did they ever make that commentary track lmfao?

  • @lemonbreadsf3828
    @lemonbreadsf3828 11 місяців тому +3

    idk anything about star wars either so afaik everything scorpy says is true

  • @NobodySpecialNerdery
    @NobodySpecialNerdery 3 місяці тому

    It's okay Scorpy

  • @Trashgoblin2003
    @Trashgoblin2003 8 місяців тому +2

    I hate how Scorpy’s knowledge of Star Wars is almost identical to mine only his is slightly worse

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat 7 місяців тому

      what’s the deepest star wars deep cut you know of

  • @PrederNationteam74
    @PrederNationteam74 6 місяців тому

    Well you can’t get mad at him, a lot of kids fell asleep during the prequel movies

  • @mungusman3016
    @mungusman3016 Рік тому +6

    this kinda feels like bullying