🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A shipwreck survivor washes up on an island beach... | Funny Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A shipwreck survivor washes up on an island beach... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A shipwreck survivor washes up on an island beach, exhausted and disoriented...
As he tries to gather his bearings, he notices a group of native warriors approaching swiftly, their expressions fierce and their weapons ready.
Panic surges through him, and he mutters to himself, "I'm done for."
Just as despair takes hold, a powerful, booming voice resonates from the heavens, capturing his attention...
"No, you are not done for," the voice declares with authority.
"Listen carefully, and do exactly as I say... "
"Grab the spear from the warrior standing next to you and thrust it through the heart of the chief."
Heart pounding, the man follows the divine instructions...
With a surge of adrenaline, he wrestles the spear from the warrior beside him and, with one swift motion, drives it into the chief's heart.
The chief falls, and the remaining tribesmen freeze, staring in disbelief at the fallen leader and the audacity of the shipwreck survivor...
Breathing heavily, the man looks up towards the heavens, his voice trembling as he asks, "Now what?"
The heavenly voice replies, "Now... "
"You are done for!"
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[@JohnMWSmith---Writer]

This one didn’t work for me. Too convoluted.

[@kimberlycregger7341]

This was funny. He would been better off not taking that advice. He's a goner now. Funny voices😅

[@loljokes]

Thanks Kimberly! 😀

[@johngreen3777]

Groan.

[@loljokes]

Tough crowd... 🤣

[@brendanhegarty6792]

😂😂😂

[@HarpinJScott]

Go NIU Huskies!!

[@loljokes]

Rah!! 😋👍

[@grahamnutt8958]

So....... how the heck was he meant to "not be done for"?
Buggered if I know 😢

[@loljokes]

Originally, the warriors came in peace. They brought their weapons as an offering of trust...

[@ticklegiggle]

Nice joke 😂😂

[@thomasmalloryevans2932]

Dang……………

[@loljokes]

Yep... 😋

[@Valkyrie11609]

He should have known not to listen to that voice. That sounds absolutely nothing like Morgan Freeman.