Ireland's Hilarious Kung Fu Movie - Fatal Deviation (1998)

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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir  4 роки тому +146

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    • @imissedthejoke8747
      @imissedthejoke8747 4 роки тому +4

      Like this

    • @loveless2558
      @loveless2558 4 роки тому +2

      When you comment faster than the youtuber who made the video

    • @andrewbacon7042
      @andrewbacon7042 4 роки тому

      @@loveless2558 I did that before

    • @dicewizard3664
      @dicewizard3664 4 роки тому

      God tier video

    • @adamh3857
      @adamh3857 4 роки тому +1

      the gun is an over by under shotgun , we Irish are fond of the double barrel shot guns

  • @Joshua-hz3cl
    @Joshua-hz3cl 4 роки тому +1894

    I feel like this entire movie is a lead up to a porno that never happens

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 роки тому +126

      Already struggling to breathe I’m laughing so hard, then I come across your comment and I might genuinely need resuscitation soon

    • @argenisjimenez8118
      @argenisjimenez8118 4 роки тому +39

      Go Premium for exxxtra scenes

    • @peter_piper3004
      @peter_piper3004 4 роки тому +23

      Karen W are you still alive. How was the resuscitations

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 роки тому +20

      peter_piper300 I can confirm I did indeed, die.

    • @liammeaney4227
      @liammeaney4227 4 роки тому +31

      MONK ON MONK ACTION COMIN LADS, GEAR UP FOR AN AULD FASHION FENIEN LEMON PARTY 😩😩😩

  • @caesaropapismno9245
    @caesaropapismno9245 4 роки тому +945

    Jack O’chan

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 роки тому +45

      lol lepre-chan

    • @shiperobin
      @shiperobin 4 роки тому +65

      Bruce O'mal Lee

    • @weirdsciencethe2nd205
      @weirdsciencethe2nd205 4 роки тому +30

      Jackie o chalahan

    • @willtipton100
      @willtipton100 4 роки тому +25

      Jet McGee

    • @weirdsciencethe2nd205
      @weirdsciencethe2nd205 4 роки тому +14

      @@willtipton100 this is amazing im in stitches why are we making irish jaki chan names 😂😂😂😂👌 oh yhea edit just remembered the film tbe whole things a great giggle

  • @-EleventhHour-
    @-EleventhHour- 3 роки тому +484

    So sad the Modern Irish have lost touch with their Kung Fu history

    • @Leatherargento
      @Leatherargento Рік тому +9

      I know. And after St. Brendan took the trouble of giving it to them as a gift! 😜

    • @bradsanders407
      @bradsanders407 Рік тому +9

      First time in my life I've heard excessive drinking called Kung fu

    • @stilettoswinger7404
      @stilettoswinger7404 8 місяців тому +4

      Excellent comment

    • @silverXnoise
      @silverXnoise 2 місяці тому +2

      That garden gnome spying on everything was pretty realistic.

  • @TheVisualRiot
    @TheVisualRiot 3 роки тому +485

    "Fuck you and your gun ya prick" has to be the most irish action movie quip that is even possible. had me in stitches

  • @ChaseThePinballWizard
    @ChaseThePinballWizard 3 роки тому +299

    "You killed my son. Now I'm gonna kill you, Just as I killed your father."
    "You killed my father. Now I'm gonna kill you, Just like I killed your son."
    Best lines in the whole movie.

    • @apathyintheuk265
      @apathyintheuk265 Рік тому +14

      The irony being, neither killed/attempted to kill son/father in the way they did kill/attempt to kill.
      Otherwise, wholly accurate.

    • @random_ak_in_the_backyard
      @random_ak_in_the_backyard Рік тому +10

      “Plot twist i am ur father….” “No no it can’t be”

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 10 місяців тому +1

      shakespear could do no better.

  • @anon2234
    @anon2234 4 роки тому +1104

    Qxir's longest video. History was made today.

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 4 роки тому +2

      @No Name
      What

    • @alexsparkles4112
      @alexsparkles4112 4 роки тому +6

      No Name ummmm.... he makes great content. Wtf you on about?

    • @dylandominic
      @dylandominic 3 роки тому +3

      It's like when you come into class and the teacher just puts on a movie instead of teaching the class

    • @mauricedavis2160
      @mauricedavis2160 2 роки тому +1

      History is made everyday!!!🙏👍👻

  • @xoose
    @xoose 4 роки тому +456

    The sequel appearing 22 years+ later actually makes a lot of sense. It's the earliest he could get parole from the multiple concurrent life sentences he's been serving for various gun crimes, assaults, and murders. The blurb could read something like "Bennett must keep his nose clean to avoid landing himself back in the clink."

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 3 роки тому +6

      Dont concurrent sentences occur all at once?

    • @xoose
      @xoose 3 роки тому +20

      @@LuchadorMasque Yes, which is why he managed to get parole after only 22 years. If they were consecutive life sentences he wouldn't be eligible for parole until 2253.

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 3 роки тому +6

      @@xoose oh . . . K

    • @artiet5982
      @artiet5982 3 роки тому +3

      Hahaha

  • @alexjohnson439
    @alexjohnson439 4 роки тому +726

    This whole movie is like a cutscene from the old gta’s

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  4 роки тому +205

      "all we had to do, was win the damn tournament, Seagull"

    • @IM_THE_CHANGLLER
      @IM_THE_CHANGLLER 3 роки тому +25

      @@Qxir all we had to do : was fallow the dam cargo ship seagull

    • @BiggieBig_
      @BiggieBig_ 2 роки тому +9

      Nah bro honestly it reminds of oblivion or Skyrim, especially the monks 😂😂

    • @The_OwO_Shogun
      @The_OwO_Shogun 2 роки тому +4

      YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PUB FOOL

    • @markosolo
      @markosolo 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Qxir Was his first name Steven?

  • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
    @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 3 роки тому +140

    As a person who has made shit films with his friends on zero budget I can easily say that any zero dollar budget movie that gets completed is a winner in my book lol

  • @tahustvedt
    @tahustvedt Рік тому +23

    10:15 - The monks tending to the overgrown field of weeds is priceless.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 2 місяці тому

      Lmao too bad it wasn't a field of ganja😅

  • @justinpipes85
    @justinpipes85 4 роки тому +394

    As an American I'd love to see you cover more Irish films. This is pure gold.

    • @holyravioli5795
      @holyravioli5795 4 роки тому +20

      Look up hardy bucks, its about as Irish as any media can be and fucking hilarious

    • @kevinrhea7332
      @kevinrhea7332 4 роки тому +7

      I second that emotion

    • @justinpipes85
      @justinpipes85 4 роки тому +3

      @Declan6914 Lacey hahahah.

    • @justinpipes85
      @justinpipes85 3 роки тому +2

      @J T thank you for the recommendations.

    • @sligeach
      @sligeach 2 роки тому +4

      Must have been the gun bits you loved!!!!!😂

  • @phyrinx3740
    @phyrinx3740 4 роки тому +401

    We don't deserve this gift

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  4 роки тому +127

      You're goddamn right

    • @pentagramprime1585
      @pentagramprime1585 4 роки тому +27

      We don't deserve to see Qxir get smacked around in a pub either. BUT we might in 2020 if he's in the sequel.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 роки тому +4

      I feel the same way

  • @loodytheleprican3079
    @loodytheleprican3079 4 роки тому +608

    "this movie was filmed in trim meath" shows a man with a tan.
    Me: bullshit

    • @okaydetar821
      @okaydetar821 4 роки тому +18

      Likely the tan was fake.

    • @stuffy2757
      @stuffy2757 4 роки тому +25

      This shit is only like only a few minute drive from my house

    • @silentlore2458
      @silentlore2458 3 роки тому +11

      @@stuffy2757 same man 🤣I've probably seen that fucking pub

  • @jmace5964
    @jmace5964 3 роки тому +74

    Fun fact the monk isn't wearing a costume they found him like that and asked him to be in the movie

  • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
    @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 3 роки тому +58

    - Loose or Else -
    "What am I gonna do?!"
    "You must Win!"
    Makes sense.

  • @mielvanvelzen5967
    @mielvanvelzen5967 4 роки тому +407

    To be honest for a homemade movie in the 90's it's pretty decent. You can tell a decent amount of hard work went into this. Car crashes and all.

    • @georgerubypoppy1063
      @georgerubypoppy1063 3 роки тому +11

      I thought he said the crash was a genuine accident?

    • @drubber007
      @drubber007 2 роки тому +1

      @irwinisidro You're obviously colour blind & American.

    • @igorino1767
      @igorino1767 2 роки тому +5

      @@drubber007 Jesus Christ you didn't have to go as far as to call him American. Brutal!

    • @drubber007
      @drubber007 2 роки тому +1

      @@igorino1767 Ha ha ha not really Brutal. Why do you think I suggested he was American?

    • @andrewince8824
      @andrewince8824 Рік тому +5

      We like to rip on it but let's be fair, Fatal Deviation was a product of real dedication and passion. It's easy to forget making a good looking film is a piece of piss nowadays, you can do a crap tonne of the work on your phone, filming and editing etc. The amount of money and time a bunch of guys doing it in the 90s had to invest is quite something.

  • @Gordons1888
    @Gordons1888 4 роки тому +716

    The tobacco staining on the monks beard is just a constant reminder this is in Ireland

    • @brendanbyrne6607
      @brendanbyrne6607 4 роки тому +12

      hahahahaha

    • @andrewmcdonald8363
      @andrewmcdonald8363 4 роки тому +20

      Oh horse shit ,my teeth look they were replaced with corn kernels and my face looks like a butthole and man I'm a hit with all the lassies plus I quit many years ago takin a Barth laddy

    • @MsRichycon
      @MsRichycon 4 роки тому +4

      🤣😂🤣😂you don't see to much of that nowadays

    • @MsRichycon
      @MsRichycon 4 роки тому +4

      That's the bought a year to my eye

    • @Shitsoshi
      @Shitsoshi 3 роки тому +2

      First thing i notice

  • @ikitclaw3299
    @ikitclaw3299 4 роки тому +202

    Here in Tallaght we practice crouching cider hidden flagon

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +19

    This is by far and away the best Irish Kung Fu movie I've never seen.

  • @blucrustt_
    @blucrustt_ 3 роки тому +17

    This video makes me crave for more movie reviews from this channel. The vibes are super chill and the commentary is fun

  • @RoemDaug
    @RoemDaug 4 роки тому +681

    The lead guy actually has surprisingly decent form.

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  4 роки тому +310

      He is a genuine martial artist tbf

    • @ablebaker8664
      @ablebaker8664 4 роки тому +67

      @@Qxir
      Every bit the actor that Jean-Claude Van Damme ever was, though. So, yeah. Bad.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 роки тому +32

      @@Qxir That explains the wooden acting, ...too many blows to the head.

    • @schore69
      @schore69 4 роки тому +9

      thats what steroids do for you! hes jacked as fuck

    • @RoemDaug
      @RoemDaug 4 роки тому +50

      @@schore69 lol steroids can't give you balance, flexibility, and technique

  • @Louey_
    @Louey_ 4 роки тому +326

    I'm getting a tattoo of Why don't you boyscouts go play in the woods on my chest

  • @ikitclaw3299
    @ikitclaw3299 4 роки тому +430

    People in trim actually talk like this, it's due to lack of oxygen at birth

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 4 роки тому +54

      The fetal alcohol syndrome probably doesn't help too much either

    • @pencilsharpener5347
      @pencilsharpener5347 3 роки тому +12

      @Kristian McConville hahaha hahahaha. hahaha kristian mccockville

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 2 місяці тому

      Lol savage😂

  • @partthethird
    @partthethird 3 роки тому +21

    "I hear you're a kung-fu master now, Father"

  • @Mephitinae
    @Mephitinae 3 роки тому +36

    I love how the hero decides to go on a picnic after killing a mobster's son. He was on the spectrum for sure.

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 9 місяців тому +2

      The spectrum of kung fu? Right?
      On a serious note, through history quite a few planned and unplanned killings have been followed up with the killer going to an gallery, a cinema, meeting friends or whatever.
      Maybe to take the mind off what happened, maybe the mind just short circuits and wants something familiar and “safe” feeling. I dont know, a few have been known to do drugs and meddle with the corpses as well, so its not an universal thing. Killers are fascinating, I bet criminologist have a spectrum of “killer” ranging from not killing to really killing.

  • @sub2willne52
    @sub2willne52 4 роки тому +231

    How could you not even mention Mikey Graham cutting up cocaine with a Dunnes loyalty card?

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  4 роки тому +94

      I'm not sure why I didn't even mention he was part of a popular Irish boy band tbh...

    • @paulfahy9125
      @paulfahy9125 4 роки тому +6

      No need to mention , you can't miss him can you eh !!

    • @ahtijansson9283
      @ahtijansson9283 3 роки тому +1

      aul dunnes has had it bad from being used to cut up coke to preists getting lost in their underwear section

  • @nigelfogelquist
    @nigelfogelquist 4 роки тому +204

    When I think of ninjas, I think of rural Ireland

    • @hcombs0104
      @hcombs0104 3 роки тому +4

      Do they play with the leprechauns?

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @daviddavis4885
    @daviddavis4885 4 роки тому +466

    I am EXTREMELY disappointed in the lack of Kung Fu Leprechauns

    • @krinos1
      @krinos1 4 роки тому +11

      Declan6914 Lacey one ate my cats food and ground ponded it fracturing its skull little feckin shit

    • @Meowface.
      @Meowface. 3 роки тому +25

      Isn't that what yoda is?

    • @daviddavis4885
      @daviddavis4885 3 роки тому +9

      @@Meowface. why must you say these things?

    • @user-fb7or1wt3t
      @user-fb7or1wt3t 3 роки тому +7

      @@daviddavis4885" why say these things you must?"
      You missed the perfect time for a proper Yoda quote.

    • @brianbarley9711
      @brianbarley9711 2 роки тому +2

      Uh yeah he mentioned the tiny monk

  • @jstone247
    @jstone247 3 роки тому +3

    Just love your very sophisticated background setting.

  • @roberth.5938
    @roberth.5938 2 роки тому +16

    When he was being chased by those motorcyclists and shot one random guy coming towards him, I really had to laugh out hard

  • @stuffy2757
    @stuffy2757 4 роки тому +125

    This is a 10 minute drive from my house I'm gonna visit all these iconic places

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 роки тому +17

      Irish I could go with you. 📉😎📈

  • @brunneng38
    @brunneng38 4 роки тому +182

    I’ve seen way worse films. This looks considerably good considering the lack of budget and actors.

    • @hedgie9823
      @hedgie9823 4 роки тому +32

      I agree, for a low budget film with friends it's not terrible

    • @cactuscraze4877
      @cactuscraze4877 4 роки тому +4

      @@hedgie9823 Yeah

    • @rustymason3860
      @rustymason3860 4 роки тому +8

      Very true. I discovered a lot worse than this noble attempt a few years ago when everyone was talking about the threat of Bollywood. Hollywood has nothing to fear from the land of tech support.

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 4 роки тому +6

      @@rustymason3860 If there is a hell, it plays Bollywood films on every tv channel 24/7.

  • @adrianruess1646
    @adrianruess1646 4 роки тому +291

    Still more realistic than any of Steven seagall’s movies .

    • @coffinrodriguez3150
      @coffinrodriguez3150 4 роки тому +16

      The slow mo scenes in segal movies are my absolute favorites.

    • @nickabel8279
      @nickabel8279 3 роки тому +5

      Had to like to get u to 69 lol

    • @adrianruess1646
      @adrianruess1646 3 роки тому +3

      @@nickabel8279 69 Dudes ! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @Eddietheteddie
    @Eddietheteddie 3 роки тому +9

    I would love for someone to remake this movie, same characters, same places but with a massive budget. It would be fantastic

  • @d_ruggs
    @d_ruggs 3 роки тому +4

    honestly i loved that "whaaa da fuq is dis" line delivery

  • @michaelk9339
    @michaelk9339 4 роки тому +256

    I will Write, direct and pay Qxir if he Plays the main role in my Irish kong fu Romantic Comedie

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  4 роки тому +100

      Oke

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 4 роки тому +35

      @@Qxir oooooooh its coming boys

    • @darrenmcdonald5373
      @darrenmcdonald5373 4 роки тому +11

      How you getting on with the script? Need any extras ?

    • @randomish4285
      @randomish4285 4 роки тому +6

      Updates?

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 3 роки тому +4

      Rona _had_ to have given you time to write a script?!? Surely!! Lol

  • @Sk0p3r
    @Sk0p3r 4 роки тому +235

    ireland sure is a gift that keeps on giving
    ps. of course the monks would be in the pub too

  • @JimmehRulez
    @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +221

    Irish Kung Fu?
    More like...
    *Drunken fist.*

    • @zachaliles
      @zachaliles 4 роки тому +6

      Only if fist is a verb in this version.

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 3 роки тому +4

      I do feel the choice of name was a missed opportunity.😁

  • @alvinlee2968
    @alvinlee2968 3 роки тому +1

    I discovered your channel when I was sick with Covid. This made me laugh so hard it was unbelievable! I've only a handful of videos remaining to watch from your channel. I healed but I still need a good gut laugh. Keep churning!

  • @whiterabbit699
    @whiterabbit699 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant, the acting and special effects are top notch, it's a wonder their is not a thriving film industry in Ireland

  • @hermitoldguy6312
    @hermitoldguy6312 4 роки тому +85

    In England, a lot of martial art weapons were outlawed in the 1967 Firearms Act, and it was a response to the Kung Fu movies at that time.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 роки тому +16

      In Arizona until last year possession of nun chucks was a felony. However I think monk chucks were OK 📉😎📈

    • @benkeane365
      @benkeane365 4 роки тому +2

      @@JTA1961 you can make your own it's not hard

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 3 роки тому +13

      @DJ TRIX nunchucks are not as deadly as a gun. When was the last time you heard about a mass nunchucking at a school?

    • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
      @thepoliticalgunnut8018 3 роки тому +2

      @DJ TRIX Yes I'm sure that your bo staff is just as effective as a semi auto 308.

    • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
      @thepoliticalgunnut8018 3 роки тому +3

      "Firearm" laws

  • @alexx7817
    @alexx7817 4 роки тому +89

    Notification from Qxir: yes
    Video from Qxir: YES
    Video is 30 minutes: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 роки тому +2

      That's what I said except for one more "S"

  • @Pellemain
    @Pellemain 4 роки тому +46

    The funniest part about this whole thing, is how the protagonist goes "Puah!" everytime he punches, like he is literally making his own sound effects...

    • @Miesko1
      @Miesko1 2 роки тому +3

      mate they had a budget of 2 pound and a cheese cracker they found on the floor

  • @contorta960
    @contorta960 Рік тому +2

    'Screw you and your gun, ya prick!' 😹😹😹 The fact he plays himself is absolutely golden!

  • @billxmas889
    @billxmas889 Рік тому +1

    The William Shatner "TJ Hooker" power slide over the Car Hood was Spot on !

  • @NoFlu
    @NoFlu 4 роки тому +53

    Good to see that you're still putting your greenscreen to good use....

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  4 роки тому +20

      I hate putting it up lol it's just that there's a big mirror there so I have to

  • @REALRyanCorrado
    @REALRyanCorrado 4 роки тому +90

    We'll forgive his discomfort being taken out of his natural enviroment of the pub.... that killed me :D

    • @dalestringham170
      @dalestringham170 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, same for me.

    • @edgy839
      @edgy839 4 роки тому +4

      I shit you not right as I found this comment Qxir started saying it and I got spooked

  • @FemboyStyyx
    @FemboyStyyx 4 роки тому +53

    There is a small series of episodes called "WŚCIEKŁE PIĘŚCI WĘŻA". It's a polish production that's even more fucked up than this one. Worth watching imo.

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 4 роки тому +6

      well thats going on my watch list

    • @OpelMantaB1977
      @OpelMantaB1977 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/8097OV0kpxU/v-deo.html

    • @clray123
      @clray123 3 роки тому +1

      Yessss and don't forget the prequel (I think) titled "BUŁGARSKI POŚCIK" (Bulgarian Chase/Fasting).

  • @revan7383
    @revan7383 3 роки тому +8

    I feel like the script said "monk" as in a Buddhist monk or smth, but when they went to get a monk costume they just used the first one that said monk on it, even though it was wrong

    • @X.Y.Z.07
      @X.Y.Z.07 3 роки тому +3

      Catholic Monk Kung Fu Master... 😂

    • @litterpicker1431
      @litterpicker1431 3 роки тому +2

      He's the Irish Friar Tuck.

  • @tziirkq
    @tziirkq 3 роки тому +3

    Boring fact: Jimmy's Dad is played by Ed Downey, Irish Kenpo legend, who instructed my own Dad for many years. He's a really sound fella.

  • @LimitedHandles
    @LimitedHandles 4 роки тому +107

    An evil villain motivated entirely by irony? Terrifying!
    This was great Qxir, keep up the good work man. I have watched nearly all your stuff via recommend just finally sub'd .

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  4 роки тому +23

      Cheers bud!

    • @VasbytXXI
      @VasbytXXI 4 роки тому +6

      Mist be the dawn of hipster villans.

  • @morbiusv5857
    @morbiusv5857 4 роки тому +48

    THANK YOU QXIR for this birthday present.

  • @matthewjmcgraw
    @matthewjmcgraw 4 роки тому +79

    The only bad part of this movie is the audio

  • @SlyBlu7
    @SlyBlu7 2 роки тому +4

    11:08 slayed me. Jimmy's kung-fu is truly supernatural, his "funny monkey" style made me laugh so hard that I almost broke my own ribs 13 years AFTER he did that move.

  • @marcusmulethaler5367
    @marcusmulethaler5367 3 роки тому +1

    That adult sized swing actually looked like a lot of fun.

  • @qmelon2956
    @qmelon2956 4 роки тому +60

    Saint Patricks revenge: fatal five finger strike

  • @ryanvandoren1519
    @ryanvandoren1519 4 роки тому +118

    "Enjoy your slide."
    Me: cant stop laughing
    Qxir: "that wasn't even funny.."
    Me: "oh..."

    • @LDW12887
      @LDW12887 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @ashiwashi
      @ashiwashi 2 роки тому +1

      same

    • @KCKrumbcake
      @KCKrumbcake 2 роки тому +1

      Minorly chuckled. That was the funniest thing Bennett has ever said. Correction: "Just Like I Killed Your Son" is even funnier

  • @axel2741
    @axel2741 4 роки тому +51

    (Gets fed strawberry in the fields) “So... you uh... come here often?”

    • @ldgvh7210
      @ldgvh7210 2 роки тому +5

      *Jimmy marries Nicola*
      "So, wanna go on a date some time?"

  • @shipofthesun
    @shipofthesun 3 роки тому +1

    7:50 Hold on there, champ. Don't want to react too quickly and maybe be able to actually catch her.
    9:12 "Go to the fair, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Where are me smokes and whiskey?"
    9:20 Enjoy The Fun Of The Fair, while it's open. Not exactly teeming with activity.
    9:45 Seagull? SEAGULL?
    10:07 Based on her kitchen, she either bought that apple tart, or Jimmy needs to beware.
    11:04 "Wait a minute, I forgot I know kung-fu!"
    12:20 I was so engrossed with the plot I'd forgotten music existed until this point.
    12:31 "Here, let me gently press your face to the bar."
    12:54 "Hey man, I just want to play some pool."
    14:52 Try wiping all the blood off before poking him in the eye with the paper towel there, nurse.
    14:57 Corel Draw lives!
    15:23 "I have the situational awareness of a ninja, I hav- whatthefuck?"
    15:45 "I have the situational awareness of a ninja, I hav- whatthefuck? Again, old man?"
    16:28 Wait, this is a normal Ireland?
    16:32 You can almost see the wires that move the Jimmy mannequin around.
    16:51 "I think I got some of your finger."
    17:56 According to that note, you're going to illegally dance in a small Midwestern American town.
    19:20 The tour group is confused.
    19:47 I guess a couple of PAR can lights were out of the budget.
    19:56 That's Skeeter.
    20:33 "And you are my second student. What do you want here? We're Irish. Oy vey."
    22:14 I would have dumped Jimmy's ass on the ground and demanded my money back long before this.
    22:27 "Someone get Mom a Xanex, please."
    22:23 "These 3D scenes are incredible."
    22:52 "He's ready. He flipped that phone like a true Ninja."
    22:53 cut to ditch
    23:22 Better question: why is the waist of his pants always up around his nipples?
    23:26 Take that, Arnie.
    24:03 HOW DID YOU MISS, YOU MORON? PUT HIM OUT OF OUR MISERY.
    24:29 Irish mob hideouts ain't what they used to be.
    24:55 What an emotional gut-punch.
    25:15 "Those coppers were nice to let us go without question, doncha think?"
    25:22 "So tell me about yourself."
    25:56 "Alright, let's get back to our eels, or whatever the fuck it is we eat in very normal mid-90's Ireland."
    26:20 I've been trying to find the monk gloating somewhere in the background for 20 minutes. Probably off eating eels or something.

  • @SeanFitzpatrick693
    @SeanFitzpatrick693 Рік тому +1

    23:12 my one-liner would’ve been “too bad the warranty just expired…”

  • @jamiemoynihan6689
    @jamiemoynihan6689 4 роки тому +61

    I love how he beats the living shit out of the bouncers for doing there job😂😂👌

  • @sonicninja3434
    @sonicninja3434 4 роки тому +19

    The biting in an arm bar is from a Bruce Lee movie. The acting is from "The Room."

  • @justinpipes85
    @justinpipes85 4 роки тому +31

    I'm more interested in the backstory of the Ninja Monks. They can sneak up on anyone.

  • @kudzukid12
    @kudzukid12 2 роки тому +1

    You gained a life long subscriber as soon as you put up the picture from the greatest movie franchise of all time… American Ninja!

  • @paulloveless4122
    @paulloveless4122 2 роки тому +4

    I love the nicotine stains on the monks mustache.

  • @contorta960
    @contorta960 4 роки тому +30

    "I'm not doing that again!" 🤣🤣🤣
    This is the kind of movie that Father Dougal wants to stay up late on Christmas eve to watch

    • @weekendmom
      @weekendmom 2 роки тому +3

      And Father Ted explaining to him (and failing) that, no, ninjas don't exist on Craggy Island (despite the significant Asian community there).

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 4 роки тому +93

    When he entered the pub and you can see three monks having a beer i died laughing xD

  • @patrickmahany9268
    @patrickmahany9268 4 роки тому +27

    Genuinely happy this was made

  • @ZackBurnsOG
    @ZackBurnsOG 3 місяці тому +1

    5:37 Yeah, that yelp definitely sounded for real

  • @battlebread1958
    @battlebread1958 3 місяці тому +1

    I wasn't expecting this to be 30 minutes

  • @andreasgraggober
    @andreasgraggober 4 роки тому +82

    Irish John Wick!

  • @disgruntledwelsh3817
    @disgruntledwelsh3817 4 роки тому +54

    Say what you will the fight choreography is alright all things considered

    • @harrybutz947
      @harrybutz947 4 роки тому +1

      I kept saying this same thing, only half way atm.

  • @parrotwitdacarrot
    @parrotwitdacarrot 4 роки тому +15

    I really like how you go into what actually happened in the outtakes, it is a nice detail :) keep up the good work!

  • @nickabel8279
    @nickabel8279 3 роки тому +2

    The way that movie went I expected them to just carry on with their picnic

  • @himynameismike1710
    @himynameismike1710 8 місяців тому +1

    17:26 WHAT?! Nothing could have prepared me for a shot of him shooting bad guys while standing on a bike seat going down a country road! What's the actual cut of this scene?!
    Honestly this is pure gold. The whole thing feels like what you'd get if you asked Jason Statham to make a parody of one of his own movies on a budget of $10.

  • @Xehemoth
    @Xehemoth 4 роки тому +14

    I can't believe this guy only has 220k. Dude, you will have some serious exponential growth soon. It wouldn't surprise me to see you at 1 mill by the end of the year and 5 mill by 2022.

  • @zachaliles
    @zachaliles 4 роки тому +19

    I remember the video you're talking about. I think I commented something to the effect that they were basically outlawing ninjas. Now it makes sense. This movie scared the Irish.

  • @trixievonmothersbaugh1340
    @trixievonmothersbaugh1340 4 роки тому +7

    "What the fook is THIS??" Totally my favorite scene. I had to rewatch it the first time around.

  • @ProductionJunction1
    @ProductionJunction1 3 роки тому +2

    I love Daniel Day Lewis’ walk on. Fucking brilliant.

  • @PlzTouchSomeGrass
    @PlzTouchSomeGrass 2 роки тому +2

    I am extremely pleased to inform you that this isn’t the only Irish Kung-Fu film. There is another called “Moving Target” from 2000. Do with this information what you see fit

  • @tomg5187
    @tomg5187 4 роки тому +7

    God tier find! It would truly be a tragedy for little gems like this to be lost/forgotten about. Awesome!

  • @saucyyikers3877
    @saucyyikers3877 4 роки тому +49

    The movie is basically about a guy who dies anything for a girl.

    • @VileStorms
      @VileStorms 4 роки тому +18

      A simp you say?? I didnt see idubbbz in the video?

    • @chainsofgames
      @chainsofgames 4 роки тому +7

      @VileStorms Idubz isnt a simp tho he did a power move by not giving a fuck

    • @octahedronmedia1586
      @octahedronmedia1586 4 роки тому +4

      Bennet was a fucking simp all along

    • @princesscarl1656
      @princesscarl1656 4 роки тому +1

      The rise and fall of iDubbbz is very surreal to his older fans like me. How the fuck did he accept Pear-Chan as his waifu and not cringe in his boots is beyond me

    • @ricky-sanchez
      @ricky-sanchez 4 роки тому +2

      This movie was about a local gang harassing some guy. Bennet was not a simp, as the girl eventually got caught up in bennet's struggle with the gang. Bennet didn't go looking to save her until it was confirmed that he got her kidnapped.

  • @blackholebomb7676
    @blackholebomb7676 4 роки тому +18

    I think that the wrist curve thing is an attempt to mimic recoil?

  • @snootdingo9365
    @snootdingo9365 3 роки тому

    "C'mon Nicola, we're leavin'. This guy's crazy." Powerful stuff, man.

  • @koretmulder6316
    @koretmulder6316 7 місяців тому

    I swear, this is right up there with "The Room".
    (You should review more movies, this was fun!)

  • @con0852
    @con0852 4 роки тому +17

    25:30 RIP Micheal D Higgins, he had a good run :,(

  • @jamiemahony3934
    @jamiemahony3934 4 роки тому +15

    Bennet was later condemned to the joy for what was to be coined "the great Trim massacre" one of the worst mass murders in Irish history.

  • @zenpaganwarrior
    @zenpaganwarrior 3 роки тому +2

    The monk/Mr. Miyagi/Obi Kenobi-type character is a dead ringer for Oliver Reed. Hilarious movie critique, Qxir. I laughed as much as I would at a good Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. Bravo.

  • @spencernichols9320
    @spencernichols9320 2 роки тому +1

    Fatal deviation is a certified hood classic 💯 I can't wait for part two this whole story about him becoming an actor afterwards is heartwarming too

  • @ryanse4
    @ryanse4 4 роки тому +26

    This is this funniest video you've ever made! I love this!

    • @Qxir
      @Qxir  4 роки тому +11

      Glad you like it :)

  • @DarkIzo
    @DarkIzo 4 роки тому +18

    6:08
    its 1 am and im at my mothers
    i had to use 80% of my brain to not burst out in laughter at that oblivion scene

  • @leifleoden5464
    @leifleoden5464 4 роки тому +10

    I'll be honest, for a super low budget film, the fight scenes are pretty well choreographed.

  • @Skip.8221
    @Skip.8221 3 роки тому

    The blood splatter from the gunshot at 24:50 was the realest part of the movie

  • @Carguello78
    @Carguello78 3 роки тому +1

    The commentary 🤣 you made this movie so much better!!!!

  • @aelius3805
    @aelius3805 4 роки тому +42

    I love how in martial arts movies there are bullies everywhere. I trained mma for nine years and I was never in one fight outside of competition.

    • @benkeane365
      @benkeane365 4 роки тому +4

      Not been looking in the right places then come Warrington if u want a straighter

    • @mykelengieza7057
      @mykelengieza7057 3 роки тому +2

      And I'm guessing you want a cookie or something.....

    • @litterpicker1431
      @litterpicker1431 3 роки тому +2

      There _are_ bullies everywhere. The reason you've never been in a fight outside of competition is that you know better than to start fights, and bullies know better than to start fights with martial artists.

    • @aelius3805
      @aelius3805 3 роки тому +2

      @@mykelengieza7057 peanut butter, please.

    • @aelius3805
      @aelius3805 3 роки тому +2

      @@benkeane365 Well I live across the pond so to speak. It's gonna be a little difficult. I know it's been almost a year, lol. I had to say something.

  • @MrAltheArtist
    @MrAltheArtist 4 роки тому +11

    I can't get over "Loose or else"

  • @soulscookies
    @soulscookies 4 роки тому +7

    “Also before every match, this tiny little monk... uhhh, he might gnome actually”

  • @ucanthandletruth4456
    @ucanthandletruth4456 2 роки тому +1

    "Loose or else" I'm dying. You mean nobody working on the film could tell him it now spelled "lose". 😂😂

  • @Omegian14
    @Omegian14 Рік тому

    In my Transition Year class we had a kenpo instructor come in a few times to show us some moves. I only found out years later he played the father in FD. I think the big reason this film is such an artefact is despite its shortcomings you can tell it was a passion project and Bennett was really sincere about how much he loves martial arts. Good vid!