@@willtipton100 this is amazing im in stitches why are we making irish jaki chan names 😂😂😂😂👌 oh yhea edit just remembered the film tbe whole things a great giggle
"You killed my son. Now I'm gonna kill you, Just as I killed your father." "You killed my father. Now I'm gonna kill you, Just like I killed your son." Best lines in the whole movie.
As a person who has made shit films with his friends on zero budget I can easily say that any zero dollar budget movie that gets completed is a winner in my book lol
The sequel appearing 22 years+ later actually makes a lot of sense. It's the earliest he could get parole from the multiple concurrent life sentences he's been serving for various gun crimes, assaults, and murders. The blurb could read something like "Bennett must keep his nose clean to avoid landing himself back in the clink."
@@LuchadorMasque Yes, which is why he managed to get parole after only 22 years. If they were consecutive life sentences he wouldn't be eligible for parole until 2253.
Oh horse shit ,my teeth look they were replaced with corn kernels and my face looks like a butthole and man I'm a hit with all the lassies plus I quit many years ago takin a Barth laddy
The spectrum of kung fu? Right? On a serious note, through history quite a few planned and unplanned killings have been followed up with the killer going to an gallery, a cinema, meeting friends or whatever. Maybe to take the mind off what happened, maybe the mind just short circuits and wants something familiar and “safe” feeling. I dont know, a few have been known to do drugs and meddle with the corpses as well, so its not an universal thing. Killers are fascinating, I bet criminologist have a spectrum of “killer” ranging from not killing to really killing.
I feel like the script said "monk" as in a Buddhist monk or smth, but when they went to get a monk costume they just used the first one that said monk on it, even though it was wrong
11:08 slayed me. Jimmy's kung-fu is truly supernatural, his "funny monkey" style made me laugh so hard that I almost broke my own ribs 13 years AFTER he did that move.
"Loose oR eLsE" "What are you going to do?!" "I'm going to teach that basterd a lesson! A spelling lesson." ...thank God it was a fight competition, and not a spelling bee.
The funniest part about this whole thing, is how the protagonist goes "Puah!" everytime he punches, like he is literally making his own sound effects...
Very true. I discovered a lot worse than this noble attempt a few years ago when everyone was talking about the threat of Bollywood. Hollywood has nothing to fear from the land of tech support.
9:39 Okay....is no one going to say anything about how these dudes REALLY just nailed some inkjet printed school paper onto trees as if they were really scrolls? Holy and shit. XD
I noticed that, too--I thought, well, maybe that's what they do in that area in the days leading up to the event? Like, it's kind of a grassroots sorta thing? I really don't know, and that, like movies of this caliber, is the kind of thing about local cultures that are harder to pick up on. Maybe it's because no one thinks to talk about that stuff....?
I discovered your channel when I was sick with Covid. This made me laugh so hard it was unbelievable! I've only a handful of videos remaining to watch from your channel. I healed but I still need a good gut laugh. Keep churning!
An evil villain motivated entirely by irony? Terrifying! This was great Qxir, keep up the good work man. I have watched nearly all your stuff via recommend just finally sub'd .
7:50 Hold on there, champ. Don't want to react too quickly and maybe be able to actually catch her. 9:12 "Go to the fair, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Where are me smokes and whiskey?" 9:20 Enjoy The Fun Of The Fair, while it's open. Not exactly teeming with activity. 9:45 Seagull? SEAGULL? 10:07 Based on her kitchen, she either bought that apple tart, or Jimmy needs to beware. 11:04 "Wait a minute, I forgot I know kung-fu!" 12:20 I was so engrossed with the plot I'd forgotten music existed until this point. 12:31 "Here, let me gently press your face to the bar." 12:54 "Hey man, I just want to play some pool." 14:52 Try wiping all the blood off before poking him in the eye with the paper towel there, nurse. 14:57 Corel Draw lives! 15:23 "I have the situational awareness of a ninja, I hav- whatthefuck?" 15:45 "I have the situational awareness of a ninja, I hav- whatthefuck? Again, old man?" 16:28 Wait, this is a normal Ireland? 16:32 You can almost see the wires that move the Jimmy mannequin around. 16:51 "I think I got some of your finger." 17:56 According to that note, you're going to illegally dance in a small Midwestern American town. 19:20 The tour group is confused. 19:47 I guess a couple of PAR can lights were out of the budget. 19:56 That's Skeeter. 20:33 "And you are my second student. What do you want here? We're Irish. Oy vey." 22:14 I would have dumped Jimmy's ass on the ground and demanded my money back long before this. 22:27 "Someone get Mom a Xanex, please." 22:23 "These 3D scenes are incredible." 22:52 "He's ready. He flipped that phone like a true Ninja." 22:53 cut to ditch 23:22 Better question: why is the waist of his pants always up around his nipples? 23:26 Take that, Arnie. 24:03 HOW DID YOU MISS, YOU MORON? PUT HIM OUT OF OUR MISERY. 24:29 Irish mob hideouts ain't what they used to be. 24:55 What an emotional gut-punch. 25:15 "Those coppers were nice to let us go without question, doncha think?" 25:22 "So tell me about yourself." 25:56 "Alright, let's get back to our eels, or whatever the fuck it is we eat in very normal mid-90's Ireland." 26:20 I've been trying to find the monk gloating somewhere in the background for 20 minutes. Probably off eating eels or something.
The worldwide thing with martial arts goes back further to the 60's, to your Cato in Green Hornet, your Bruce Lee and your Our Man Flint and your Shang Chi and Iron Fist (the 70's Marvel comics) and David Carradine in Kung Fu the 70's TV show. Frank Miller, influenced by Manga having got into all that 70's kung fu malarkey reimagined Marvel's Daredevil in the early 80's as a martial arts comic, including a blind master who taught Daredevil how to control his heightened senses and get better at kicking the shite outta people, and this was when the X Men were also in their first wave of super popularity... as was, in New York buying aquatic pets and throwing them in the toilet. The combination of all this gave rise to the parody comic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the mid to late 80's which progressed to worldwide fame via the TV cartoon and film franchise in the 90's. Also: Naahh, I think it's ok to blow an old fella's head off execution style on a third date.
I am extremely pleased to inform you that this isn’t the only Irish Kung-Fu film. There is another called “Moving Target” from 2000. Do with this information what you see fit
There is a small series of episodes called "WŚCIEKŁE PIĘŚCI WĘŻA". It's a polish production that's even more fucked up than this one. Worth watching imo.
“Loose or else” I’m laughing so hard, still after ten minutes 🤣😂 I’m gonna wake up tomorrow morning still laughing. I also love how the bad guy gets knocked unconscious by a kick to the balls and landing on a pile of toilet rolls. Must of been one hell of a kick to the rocks!
The rise and fall of iDubbbz is very surreal to his older fans like me. How the fuck did he accept Pear-Chan as his waifu and not cringe in his boots is beyond me
This movie was about a local gang harassing some guy. Bennet was not a simp, as the girl eventually got caught up in bennet's struggle with the gang. Bennet didn't go looking to save her until it was confirmed that he got her kidnapped.
The legendary missing episode: "Enter The Church, Father Ted". But on another note, I'll never be able to take *anyone* saying "What the fuck is this?" seriously ever again.
I can't believe this guy only has 220k. Dude, you will have some serious exponential growth soon. It wouldn't surprise me to see you at 1 mill by the end of the year and 5 mill by 2022.
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@@loveless2558 I did that before
God tier video
the gun is an over by under shotgun , we Irish are fond of the double barrel shot guns
So sad the Modern Irish have lost touch with their Kung Fu history
I know. And after St. Brendan took the trouble of giving it to them as a gift! 😜
First time in my life I've heard excessive drinking called Kung fu
Excellent comment
That garden gnome spying on everything was pretty realistic.
I feel like this entire movie is a lead up to a porno that never happens
Already struggling to breathe I’m laughing so hard, then I come across your comment and I might genuinely need resuscitation soon
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Karen W are you still alive. How was the resuscitations
peter_piper300 I can confirm I did indeed, die.
MONK ON MONK ACTION COMIN LADS, GEAR UP FOR AN AULD FASHION FENIEN LEMON PARTY 😩😩😩
This is 110% what I expected from the title.
There's only one Irish martial arts film because they nailed it first time.
There was just no where to go after this. You can't top perfection
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Nailed it to what?
Asking for a friend who's worried it might get loose.
@@ablebaker8664 Nailed it to perfection
@@guy_lt2lolol718
Oh hell...
Perfection is gonna be pissed.
"Fuck you and your gun ya prick" has to be the most irish action movie quip that is even possible. had me in stitches
I thought that was hilarious.
13:08
And he gave the gun BACK TO THE GUY.
Read it in Irish too
Jack O’chan
lol lepre-chan
Bruce O'mal Lee
Jackie o chalahan
Jet McGee
@@willtipton100 this is amazing im in stitches why are we making irish jaki chan names 😂😂😂😂👌 oh yhea edit just remembered the film tbe whole things a great giggle
"You killed my son. Now I'm gonna kill you, Just as I killed your father."
"You killed my father. Now I'm gonna kill you, Just like I killed your son."
Best lines in the whole movie.
The irony being, neither killed/attempted to kill son/father in the way they did kill/attempt to kill.
Otherwise, wholly accurate.
“Plot twist i am ur father….” “No no it can’t be”
shakespear could do no better.
Qxir's longest video. History was made today.
@No Name
What
No Name ummmm.... he makes great content. Wtf you on about?
It's like when you come into class and the teacher just puts on a movie instead of teaching the class
History is made everyday!!!🙏👍👻
As a person who has made shit films with his friends on zero budget I can easily say that any zero dollar budget movie that gets completed is a winner in my book lol
The sequel appearing 22 years+ later actually makes a lot of sense. It's the earliest he could get parole from the multiple concurrent life sentences he's been serving for various gun crimes, assaults, and murders. The blurb could read something like "Bennett must keep his nose clean to avoid landing himself back in the clink."
Dont concurrent sentences occur all at once?
@@LuchadorMasque Yes, which is why he managed to get parole after only 22 years. If they were consecutive life sentences he wouldn't be eligible for parole until 2253.
@@xoose oh . . . K
Hahaha
- Loose or Else -
"What am I gonna do?!"
"You must Win!"
Makes sense.
This whole movie is like a cutscene from the old gta’s
"all we had to do, was win the damn tournament, Seagull"
@@Qxir all we had to do : was fallow the dam cargo ship seagull
Nah bro honestly it reminds of oblivion or Skyrim, especially the monks 😂😂
YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PUB FOOL
@@Qxir Was his first name Steven?
Fun fact the monk isn't wearing a costume they found him like that and asked him to be in the movie
He looks bored.
Yup! He's the first real gnome ever caught on film!
The tobacco staining on the monks beard is just a constant reminder this is in Ireland
hahahahaha
Oh horse shit ,my teeth look they were replaced with corn kernels and my face looks like a butthole and man I'm a hit with all the lassies plus I quit many years ago takin a Barth laddy
🤣😂🤣😂you don't see to much of that nowadays
That's the bought a year to my eye
First thing i notice
10:15 - The monks tending to the overgrown field of weeds is priceless.
Lmao too bad it wasn't a field of ganja😅
People in trim actually talk like this, it's due to lack of oxygen at birth
The fetal alcohol syndrome probably doesn't help too much either
@Kristian McConville hahaha hahahaha. hahaha kristian mccockville
Lol savage😂
"I hear you're a kung-fu master now, Father"
As an American I'd love to see you cover more Irish films. This is pure gold.
Look up hardy bucks, its about as Irish as any media can be and fucking hilarious
I second that emotion
@Declan6914 Lacey hahahah.
@J T thank you for the recommendations.
Must have been the gun bits you loved!!!!!😂
I love how the hero decides to go on a picnic after killing a mobster's son. He was on the spectrum for sure.
The spectrum of kung fu? Right?
On a serious note, through history quite a few planned and unplanned killings have been followed up with the killer going to an gallery, a cinema, meeting friends or whatever.
Maybe to take the mind off what happened, maybe the mind just short circuits and wants something familiar and “safe” feeling. I dont know, a few have been known to do drugs and meddle with the corpses as well, so its not an universal thing. Killers are fascinating, I bet criminologist have a spectrum of “killer” ranging from not killing to really killing.
"this movie was filmed in trim meath" shows a man with a tan.
Me: bullshit
Likely the tan was fake.
This shit is only like only a few minute drive from my house
@@stuffy2757 same man 🤣I've probably seen that fucking pub
This video makes me crave for more movie reviews from this channel. The vibes are super chill and the commentary is fun
We don't deserve this gift
You're goddamn right
We don't deserve to see Qxir get smacked around in a pub either. BUT we might in 2020 if he's in the sequel.
I feel the same way
This is by far and away the best Irish Kung Fu movie I've never seen.
To be honest for a homemade movie in the 90's it's pretty decent. You can tell a decent amount of hard work went into this. Car crashes and all.
I thought he said the crash was a genuine accident?
And there seems to be a effort on color grading.
@@irwinisidro You're obviously colour blind & American.
@@drubber007 Jesus Christ you didn't have to go as far as to call him American. Brutal!
@@igorino1767 Ha ha ha not really Brutal. Why do you think I suggested he was American?
When he was being chased by those motorcyclists and shot one random guy coming towards him, I really had to laugh out hard
Here in Tallaght we practice crouching cider hidden flagon
@xirsamoht x Sorry buddy
Hahaha this is gold
Too clever...
Ha! This comment made me chortle
honestly i loved that "whaaa da fuq is dis" line delivery
The lead guy actually has surprisingly decent form.
He is a genuine martial artist tbf
@@Qxir
Every bit the actor that Jean-Claude Van Damme ever was, though. So, yeah. Bad.
@@Qxir That explains the wooden acting, ...too many blows to the head.
thats what steroids do for you! hes jacked as fuck
@@schore69 lol steroids can't give you balance, flexibility, and technique
I would love for someone to remake this movie, same characters, same places but with a massive budget. It would be fantastic
I am EXTREMELY disappointed in the lack of Kung Fu Leprechauns
Declan6914 Lacey one ate my cats food and ground ponded it fracturing its skull little feckin shit
Isn't that what yoda is?
@@Meowface. why must you say these things?
@@daviddavis4885" why say these things you must?"
You missed the perfect time for a proper Yoda quote.
Uh yeah he mentioned the tiny monk
I love the nicotine stains on the monks mustache.
How could you not even mention Mikey Graham cutting up cocaine with a Dunnes loyalty card?
I'm not sure why I didn't even mention he was part of a popular Irish boy band tbh...
No need to mention , you can't miss him can you eh !!
aul dunnes has had it bad from being used to cut up coke to preists getting lost in their underwear section
I feel like the script said "monk" as in a Buddhist monk or smth, but when they went to get a monk costume they just used the first one that said monk on it, even though it was wrong
Catholic Monk Kung Fu Master... 😂
He's the Irish Friar Tuck.
I'm getting a tattoo of Why don't you boyscouts go play in the woods on my chest
It's okay, I know what it's like to be bullied
But i haven't done anything wrong yet
@Nolan Is Innocent oh no
@@Qxir Merch idea?
@@jimbobur great idea!!!
"Loose or else" I'm dying. You mean nobody working on the film could tell him it now spelled "lose". 😂😂
I will Write, direct and pay Qxir if he Plays the main role in my Irish kong fu Romantic Comedie
Oke
@@Qxir oooooooh its coming boys
How you getting on with the script? Need any extras ?
Updates?
Rona _had_ to have given you time to write a script?!? Surely!! Lol
I really shouldn’t be watching this while I smoke cuz I’m cracking tf up! 😭😂
When I think of ninjas, I think of rural Ireland
Do they play with the leprechauns?
🤣🤣🤣
I love Daniel Day Lewis’ walk on. Fucking brilliant.
This is a 10 minute drive from my house I'm gonna visit all these iconic places
Irish I could go with you. 📉😎📈
Just love your very sophisticated background setting.
Irish Kung Fu?
More like...
*Drunken fist.*
Only if fist is a verb in this version.
I do feel the choice of name was a missed opportunity.😁
11:08 slayed me. Jimmy's kung-fu is truly supernatural, his "funny monkey" style made me laugh so hard that I almost broke my own ribs 13 years AFTER he did that move.
Notification from Qxir: yes
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Video is 30 minutes: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
That's what I said except for one more "S"
"Loose oR eLsE"
"What are you going to do?!"
"I'm going to teach that basterd a lesson! A spelling lesson."
...thank God it was a fight competition, and not a spelling bee.
The funniest part about this whole thing, is how the protagonist goes "Puah!" everytime he punches, like he is literally making his own sound effects...
mate they had a budget of 2 pound and a cheese cracker they found on the floor
This entire movie was hilarious but that note killed me. "Loose or else" Hahahahaha
"Enjoy your slide."
Me: cant stop laughing
Qxir: "that wasn't even funny.."
Me: "oh..."
Same
same
Minorly chuckled. That was the funniest thing Bennett has ever said. Correction: "Just Like I Killed Your Son" is even funnier
Boring fact: Jimmy's Dad is played by Ed Downey, Irish Kenpo legend, who instructed my own Dad for many years. He's a really sound fella.
Still more realistic than any of Steven seagall’s movies .
The slow mo scenes in segal movies are my absolute favorites.
Had to like to get u to 69 lol
@@nickabel8279 69 Dudes ! 🤘🏻🤘🏻
That adult sized swing actually looked like a lot of fun.
In England, a lot of martial art weapons were outlawed in the 1967 Firearms Act, and it was a response to the Kung Fu movies at that time.
In Arizona until last year possession of nun chucks was a felony. However I think monk chucks were OK 📉😎📈
@@JTA1961 you can make your own it's not hard
@DJ TRIX nunchucks are not as deadly as a gun. When was the last time you heard about a mass nunchucking at a school?
@DJ TRIX Yes I'm sure that your bo staff is just as effective as a semi auto 308.
"Firearm" laws
The William Shatner "TJ Hooker" power slide over the Car Hood was Spot on !
I’ve seen way worse films. This looks considerably good considering the lack of budget and actors.
I agree, for a low budget film with friends it's not terrible
@@hedgie9823 Yeah
Very true. I discovered a lot worse than this noble attempt a few years ago when everyone was talking about the threat of Bollywood. Hollywood has nothing to fear from the land of tech support.
@@rustymason3860 If there is a hell, it plays Bollywood films on every tv channel 24/7.
"Sick ride the lightning t-shirt btw" I lost it
We'll forgive his discomfort being taken out of his natural enviroment of the pub.... that killed me :D
Yeah, same for me.
I shit you not right as I found this comment Qxir started saying it and I got spooked
At 7:20, this looks like start to a porn scene. All it's missing is a funky electric base solo in the background.
THANK YOU QXIR for this birthday present.
Happy brithday 🎂
Happy birthday 🎂
Birthday Happy
The way that movie went I expected them to just carry on with their picnic
ireland sure is a gift that keeps on giving
ps. of course the monks would be in the pub too
9:39
Okay....is no one going to say anything about how these dudes REALLY just nailed some inkjet printed school paper onto trees as if they were really scrolls? Holy and shit. XD
I noticed that, too--I thought, well, maybe that's what they do in that area in the days leading up to the event? Like, it's kind of a grassroots sorta thing? I really don't know, and that, like movies of this caliber, is the kind of thing about local cultures that are harder to pick up on. Maybe it's because no one thinks to talk about that stuff....?
(Gets fed strawberry in the fields) “So... you uh... come here often?”
*Jimmy marries Nicola*
"So, wanna go on a date some time?"
Girl: Here have this apple tart, I made it myself
Girl 1 second later: I have to go, goodbye
Director: where’s the mic guy?
P.A: over there, that guys named Mike.
Director: good enough
Good to see that you're still putting your greenscreen to good use....
I hate putting it up lol it's just that there's a big mirror there so I have to
I discovered your channel when I was sick with Covid. This made me laugh so hard it was unbelievable! I've only a handful of videos remaining to watch from your channel. I healed but I still need a good gut laugh. Keep churning!
An evil villain motivated entirely by irony? Terrifying!
This was great Qxir, keep up the good work man. I have watched nearly all your stuff via recommend just finally sub'd .
Cheers bud!
Mist be the dawn of hipster villans.
'Screw you and your gun, ya prick!' 😹😹😹 The fact he plays himself is absolutely golden!
"I'm not doing that again!" 🤣🤣🤣
This is the kind of movie that Father Dougal wants to stay up late on Christmas eve to watch
And Father Ted explaining to him (and failing) that, no, ninjas don't exist on Craggy Island (despite the significant Asian community there).
The only bad part of this movie is the audio
Agree
imagine having to listen to this movie from 12:20 to 12:47
Whomsty Boi the only good part of this movie is the end.
Jimmy 🤣. His acting 🤣🤣🤣. He’s definitely related to “Where did you get your sunglasses” Kevin 😂😭🤣
Irish John Wick!
Sean Wick
John win
Nah, normally Connor McGregor.
This movie wasn't as bad as I expected. It's pretty creative
I love how he beats the living shit out of the bouncers for doing there job😂😂👌
their*
7:50 Hold on there, champ. Don't want to react too quickly and maybe be able to actually catch her.
9:12 "Go to the fair, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Where are me smokes and whiskey?"
9:20 Enjoy The Fun Of The Fair, while it's open. Not exactly teeming with activity.
9:45 Seagull? SEAGULL?
10:07 Based on her kitchen, she either bought that apple tart, or Jimmy needs to beware.
11:04 "Wait a minute, I forgot I know kung-fu!"
12:20 I was so engrossed with the plot I'd forgotten music existed until this point.
12:31 "Here, let me gently press your face to the bar."
12:54 "Hey man, I just want to play some pool."
14:52 Try wiping all the blood off before poking him in the eye with the paper towel there, nurse.
14:57 Corel Draw lives!
15:23 "I have the situational awareness of a ninja, I hav- whatthefuck?"
15:45 "I have the situational awareness of a ninja, I hav- whatthefuck? Again, old man?"
16:28 Wait, this is a normal Ireland?
16:32 You can almost see the wires that move the Jimmy mannequin around.
16:51 "I think I got some of your finger."
17:56 According to that note, you're going to illegally dance in a small Midwestern American town.
19:20 The tour group is confused.
19:47 I guess a couple of PAR can lights were out of the budget.
19:56 That's Skeeter.
20:33 "And you are my second student. What do you want here? We're Irish. Oy vey."
22:14 I would have dumped Jimmy's ass on the ground and demanded my money back long before this.
22:27 "Someone get Mom a Xanex, please."
22:23 "These 3D scenes are incredible."
22:52 "He's ready. He flipped that phone like a true Ninja."
22:53 cut to ditch
23:22 Better question: why is the waist of his pants always up around his nipples?
23:26 Take that, Arnie.
24:03 HOW DID YOU MISS, YOU MORON? PUT HIM OUT OF OUR MISERY.
24:29 Irish mob hideouts ain't what they used to be.
24:55 What an emotional gut-punch.
25:15 "Those coppers were nice to let us go without question, doncha think?"
25:22 "So tell me about yourself."
25:56 "Alright, let's get back to our eels, or whatever the fuck it is we eat in very normal mid-90's Ireland."
26:20 I've been trying to find the monk gloating somewhere in the background for 20 minutes. Probably off eating eels or something.
Saint Patricks revenge: fatal five finger strike
The worldwide thing with martial arts goes back further to the 60's, to your Cato in Green Hornet, your Bruce Lee and your Our Man Flint and your Shang Chi and Iron Fist (the 70's Marvel comics) and David Carradine in Kung Fu the 70's TV show. Frank Miller, influenced by Manga having got into all that 70's kung fu malarkey reimagined Marvel's Daredevil in the early 80's as a martial arts comic, including a blind master who taught Daredevil how to control his heightened senses and get better at kicking the shite outta people, and this was when the X Men were also in their first wave of super popularity... as was, in New York buying aquatic pets and throwing them in the toilet. The combination of all this gave rise to the parody comic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the mid to late 80's which progressed to worldwide fame via the TV cartoon and film franchise in the 90's. Also: Naahh, I think it's ok to blow an old fella's head off execution style on a third date.
When he entered the pub and you can see three monks having a beer i died laughing xD
I am extremely pleased to inform you that this isn’t the only Irish Kung-Fu film. There is another called “Moving Target” from 2000. Do with this information what you see fit
There is a small series of episodes called "WŚCIEKŁE PIĘŚCI WĘŻA". It's a polish production that's even more fucked up than this one. Worth watching imo.
well thats going on my watch list
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Yessss and don't forget the prequel (I think) titled "BUŁGARSKI POŚCIK" (Bulgarian Chase/Fasting).
"F**k you and yer gun, ya prick."
Genuinely happy this was made
"being taken out of his natural environment the pub" LMFAO 🤣
I'm more interested in the backstory of the Ninja Monks. They can sneak up on anyone.
“Loose or else” I’m laughing so hard, still after ten minutes 🤣😂 I’m gonna wake up tomorrow morning still laughing.
I also love how the bad guy gets knocked unconscious by a kick to the balls and landing on a pile of toilet rolls. Must of been one hell of a kick to the rocks!
The biting in an arm bar is from a Bruce Lee movie. The acting is from "The Room."
I really don’t wanna be a security guard on an Irish pub. ;)
The movie is basically about a guy who dies anything for a girl.
A simp you say?? I didnt see idubbbz in the video?
@VileStorms Idubz isnt a simp tho he did a power move by not giving a fuck
Bennet was a fucking simp all along
The rise and fall of iDubbbz is very surreal to his older fans like me. How the fuck did he accept Pear-Chan as his waifu and not cringe in his boots is beyond me
This movie was about a local gang harassing some guy. Bennet was not a simp, as the girl eventually got caught up in bennet's struggle with the gang. Bennet didn't go looking to save her until it was confirmed that he got her kidnapped.
I love the low budget nature and how it's so much obvious that it's about having fun with yer friends, not erythings needing to be serious
6:08
its 1 am and im at my mothers
i had to use 80% of my brain to not burst out in laughter at that oblivion scene
The legendary missing episode: "Enter The Church, Father Ted". But on another note, I'll never be able to take *anyone* saying "What the fuck is this?" seriously ever again.
I can't believe this guy only has 220k. Dude, you will have some serious exponential growth soon. It wouldn't surprise me to see you at 1 mill by the end of the year and 5 mill by 2022.
300k
Bennett tries to be JCVD, or maybe JCVD tries to be Bennett. I don't know, just glad to see Bennett didn't loose.
“‘Loose’ or else” lmaoooooo no way
The bit where they guy yelps when he gets flipped over the tiny wall and gets injured in real life completely cracked me up
I love that the pub-goers are so nonplussed by it.
"Fook you and your gun, ya prick"
This is this funniest video you've ever made! I love this!
Glad you like it :)
Brilliant, the acting and special effects are top notch, it's a wonder their is not a thriving film industry in Ireland
Bennet was later condemned to the joy for what was to be coined "the great Trim massacre" one of the worst mass murders in Irish history.
Also known as "The Trimming"
The ending is still better than no time to die