You WON'T BELIEVE What Happens on Carnival Conquest Day 1!

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
  • Join us on Carnival Conquest Day 1 for an unforgettable experience! From the amazing onboard activities to the delicious dining options, you won't believe all the fun we had on the first day of our cruise.

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  • @bigjon6954
    @bigjon6954 День тому +3

    New character unlocked 😂

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  День тому +1

      You have no idea.... wait till the one night stand episode!

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  День тому +1

      That episode is WAY too spicy to release now.

    • @bigjon6954
      @bigjon6954 День тому

      That sounds like a must see episode

    • @DollarGeneralJesus
      @DollarGeneralJesus День тому

      Wait this isn't Captain Controversy channel 😂

  • @wearethelarosas6395
    @wearethelarosas6395 2 дні тому +6

    Edward looks like he’s already had one stroke…what could possibly happen this time? 😂🤣😅

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому

      What's he stroking again?

    • @wearethelarosas6395
      @wearethelarosas6395 2 дні тому +1

      @@NoPantsProfits 🤣 God only knows!
      You are 2 Wild and Craaazy guys! 😂

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому +2

      @@wearethelarosas6395 At 37 years old I actually get that SNL reference!

    • @wearethelarosas6395
      @wearethelarosas6395 День тому

      @@NoPantsProfits - 🤣😂🤣😎👍

  • @brickbunniestv7184
    @brickbunniestv7184 19 годин тому

    this is a great sequel to the pre-board drinking.

    • @brickbunniestv7184
      @brickbunniestv7184 19 годин тому

      an orientation is a great sobering event.....

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  16 годин тому +1

      Just you wait till Atlantis! All I'm saying!

  • @sf1203
    @sf1203 День тому

    Ha. This is the video that's gonna get that traction. Good one, Richard.

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  День тому

      Just wait for what's dropping at 9pm eastern! How to get laid on a carnival booze cruise!

  • @plazmasas1
    @plazmasas1 День тому

    Edward is my spirit animal lol

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  День тому +1

      What type of animal is he?

    • @plazmasas1
      @plazmasas1 День тому

      @@NoPantsProfits 🤣You got me there! I dunno, but a drunk-one for sure! Still love your content, watching you from way back when you had 3k followers. Thank you for putting a smile on my face ❤

  • @TillyMan66
    @TillyMan66 День тому

    This is great !! Lol

  • @Christinecruises
    @Christinecruises 2 дні тому +3

    He's already looking like the seas are rough

  • @DollarGeneralJesus
    @DollarGeneralJesus 2 дні тому +2

    Please stop. I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

  • @christhomasism
    @christhomasism День тому

    This is hilarious.

  • @bigrobdog
    @bigrobdog 2 дні тому

    I think we now know what Richard's annoyed face looks like lol

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому

      Annoyed.... angry.... same shit... but I'm eating a crepe right now.... so I'm happy!

  • @Mr.Caring
    @Mr.Caring 2 дні тому

    Lol. You just gave a new definition to the term/ game Smash Bros"

  • @MrsRobinson518
    @MrsRobinson518 2 дні тому

    I went on the Conquest a couple weeks ago and had a blast

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому

      It is what you make of it.... it's a booze cruise for sure.

  • @gregdrivesdriver5104
    @gregdrivesdriver5104 2 дні тому

    Were you making a reference to YT D*** in a Box - SNL Digital Short? This skit is comedic gold!

  • @DollarGeneralJesus
    @DollarGeneralJesus 2 дні тому +1

    RIP Edward 😂 Poor guy was blitzed before he evn got on the ship.

  • @Rcart024
    @Rcart024 2 дні тому

    yes best tip always get a water with your drink , also Gatorade from coffee shop every time you pass

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому

      And I live by that tip daily!

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому

      Normally have my backpack on me to stash the Gatorade for later.

  • @matthewchegwidden1005
    @matthewchegwidden1005 2 дні тому +1

    Old eddy could have passed for walking cerebral palsy😂these are the videos I love.and yes please share roulette insider tips I got 17 days till I head out and I really want to not blow thousands and tell everyone I got a free cruise when we all know in reality I spent more than a yacht club will cost buying outright. I want to be a winning degenerate gambler !!

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому +1

      That drops on the 28th but it's got a heavy hand on a special bet on carnival.

    • @matthewchegwidden1005
      @matthewchegwidden1005 2 дні тому

      @@NoPantsProfits awesome I leave 11/2 need all the help I can get….

  • @meanderingmouse
    @meanderingmouse 2 дні тому

    Wow! This is entertainment🍿 lol. For desperate women only! 😂 this is the first time to see a new Breathalyzer. Looks like a pro rig versus that random number generator you blew before.

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому +1

      Yes, the new one is FINALLY a professional rig, and I'm still too drunk to use it.

  • @liz8343
    @liz8343 2 дні тому +1

    Hold on to that wall... 😂😂

  • @chagog470
    @chagog470 2 дні тому +1

    Fckn hilarious! Luv Edward. So you both drank. The equivalent of 12 beers because of alcohol content before u even got on ship. Hail Cesar.

  • @Rcart024
    @Rcart024 2 дні тому

    11:55 he wants some of that min-e-strange soup 🤣

  • @chagog470
    @chagog470 2 дні тому

    The boarding was a forced outdoor muster. I was on ship 2 months ago. Fun. I was a minority but FUN!!

  • @Ambientmopar
    @Ambientmopar 2 дні тому

    🛳🛳🛳 Edward
    Great for reaching 10,000 plus subscribers.
    1st day was hilarious. I'm thinking Edward could've placed bottle of drink in carry on bag to help with balance.
    Watching pre cruise beverage takedown at the moment.
    Any information on any cruise lines sending moving toward Asia. Laem Chabang outside Bangkok would be exceptional. We have the high-end lines there,, but out of my budget limits.
    Singapore, Japan, also good. With hope MITC (Melaka Gateway) in Malaysia will open 2025-26 .....

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому +1

      The issue is seriously connectivity there, unless you are Chinese owned you can't run internet onboard. That's the issue!

  • @keithweiland
    @keithweiland 2 дні тому +4

    Edward looks worse for wear after those beers.

  • @MavRick69
    @MavRick69 2 дні тому

    Edward should have picked out some friendlier beers. Good luck fellas.

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому

      I agree. But if you did not notice it was chugging the water that got me!

    • @DollarGeneralJesus
      @DollarGeneralJesus День тому

      ​@NoPantsProfits An Indiana beer tp check out is Sun King the opened a place in Sarasota. The Sunlight Cream ale is great.....3 Fylodds is big their IPAs not my thing but they're getting alot of distribution.

    • @MavRick69
      @MavRick69 День тому

      6 Bud lights each would have been refreshing without all the drama.

    • @DollarGeneralJesus
      @DollarGeneralJesus День тому

      He definitely didn't pick 6 that were smashable.....those high alcohol beers don't always fo down smooth and easy

  • @kenjahnke8759
    @kenjahnke8759 2 дні тому +1

    Why wouldn’t you cruise on a ship that offers unlimited drinks like Norwegian

  • @jeremybaity7002
    @jeremybaity7002 2 дні тому +1

    Edward might be at risk for falling overboard.

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому +2

      He's fine, I ALWAYS babysit my co-stars. This was OVER a month ago and he's at home laughing his ass off about how drunk he was! Lol

    • @jeremybaity7002
      @jeremybaity7002 2 дні тому

      @@NoPantsProfits Love it. You both are a trip.

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому +2

      He's gonna be a new recurring character... I think he earned that role.... you agree?

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому +1

      I like the nickname "Eddie Monster"!

    • @jeremybaity7002
      @jeremybaity7002 2 дні тому

      @@NoPantsProfits For sure. Steady Eddie is my name choice. LMAO

  • @Wam3Studios
    @Wam3Studios 2 дні тому +3

    Richard slow down !!

  • @careyfranklin1
    @careyfranklin1 Хвилина тому

    Wow I thought Edward was going to out drink you in the pregame. Nope!

  • @DollarGeneralJesus
    @DollarGeneralJesus 2 дні тому

    I know the answer....who out drank who. 😂

  • @JeffreyInPS
    @JeffreyInPS 2 дні тому +4

    Drunk cruisers suck.

  • @Number1Stunna614
    @Number1Stunna614 2 дні тому

    He’s scared

  • @gmcguire1980
    @gmcguire1980 2 дні тому

    Not Pre Game…Pre Funk…😂
    You almost lost Ed on the way to muster, hell he likely never found his room again chasing the “wildlife” 👙🍻🛳

    • @NoPantsProfits
      @NoPantsProfits  2 дні тому +1

      You have no idea.... so much more to come! Stay Tuned!