That so true. Where I work there are polaks and Ukrainians I guess. But Id overhear conversations and most of the time spot swearings I could understand.
>“So let’s get started exploring this funny little meme” *>“In the aftermath of the horrific atrocities of the Yugoslav wars-* Ah Balkans, never change.
@@just_dodge_lmao2971 znaci, imam babu i dedu iz Kupaca. I oni su poznavali Stojana i on je redovno dolazio kod njih dok sam ja bio kod njih. Ja tad nisam imao komp niti sam bio aktivan na internetu ali kad sam cuo tel. zajebancije pre nekoliko god. (Stojan je vec preminuo do tad) skontao sam da je to on i bio sam oduševljen jer sam ga poznavao. Neka pociva u miru. Legenda.
@@geldregen brate ziveo je u kupcima dok odjednom više nismo isli kod njega. nzm brate mozda se preselio jer nisam cuo od niega jos od 2008 kad sam imao 9 god pa se ne secam bas.
Honestly this could be a great idea for a video series . You could explain popular memes from different countries especially from the Balkans. As a greek i have to say that for as much common as we have with other Balkan nations the language is really the biggest barrier so this is an interesting idea
This was huge in Croatia too! Although I always heard of the famous "Majmune" clip, I've never known that there was such a story behind it. Amazing video Janoš!
Ma to je bilo strašno, razne su se priče motale oko cele te situacije sa čuvenim Stojanom, mitovi su se samo ređali..ahh, lepa vremena! 😂 Lepo rečeno u klipu, ovako nešto je narodu bilo preko potrebno u to vreme..
@@maximk9964не, это прокремлёвские типа-тролли и вообще, это тупо политота, а тру-пранки делаются не для этого. Дед ИВЦ например, а ещё (не совсем то, но близко) ни единого разрыва
The fact that he was sending Stojan random stuff from all over the world while he was on his business trips LMAAAAOOO. Imagine you are some old guy in rural Serbia and you get a camper guide for the state of Wyoming in your mailbox
Ah yeah he was sending the books and I think he was pretending to be a post officer during the calls, I mean the level how far this guy went is quite high. :D He explained everything in some podcast.
@isaacmoore1146 on 01:35 is the podcast you ask about. but i don't think there is not any translations. it's on serbian. just search balkanboy interview.
A beautiful story that will never be repeated. Many thanks to Stojan Vasić (1927-2014), Dragica Vasić (1930-2009), BalkanBoy (1973), BalkanBoy's wife, Stojan's daughters, Stojan's son-in-law Bane and all others.
Lucky you put subtitles, now as a Romanian I can suffocate from laughter 🤣🤣🤣 Our version is called Ilie Nervosu' (Mad Ilije) and everyone from Romania laughed at it at some point, like Stojane right here 🤣🤣🤣
Best clip is when balkan boy calls Stojan to wish him happy new year. They wish happy new year to one another and then 5 seconds later you can hear "Majmune" and Stojan going balistic again :D
BalkanBoy, as he said in that Vice podcast was a notorious prankster among his coworkers and friends. One of the examples he states is that a colleague of his left his car keys in his work desk. So when the man went out for lunch, BalkanBoy would take the keys, re-park the car like 2 spots to the side and did that everyday. One time he even parked it across the street. He had to stop eventually because the colleague seriously thought he was going insane because each time he left to go home the car was not where he originally parked it. What a wild guy.
o covece suzu zamalo ne pustih za stoletom... svaka cast za video mestre, vrhunski osvrt na nesto cega se cela generacija seca sa nostalgijom. Stojane pocivaj u miru nek ti je laka zemlja.
Janos I’ve been meaning to tell you that I got an update on a DNA test, I know that you would understand out of all people…it showed 25% Greek, 10% Turk...I tried to end my life but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I decided that the test is a Byzantine lie, because I am 100% Italian. Thanks.
My father is 100% Polish born and bread, but when he was diagnosed with terminal cancer he went to Turkey and took on Turkish citizenship, so that once he dies there will be one Ottoman goatfucker less on planet earth
I come from a town where Stojan's village is next to. The whole level of how Stojan is a big meme, is that, even after his death, people to Stojan's grave for pilgrimage. Stojan i Zajebancije is a meme cult we all love in Serbia.
You should have mentioned Dragica as well. But it doesn't matter, great video for sure. Nostalgia hit me multiple times throughout the video, and the ending gave me chills at how good it was. Good job once again!
This also somewhat spread in Macedonia too. I remember listening to this prank call for the first time over 10 years ago in school, and laughed with the boys. Мајмуне has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Поздрав легендо!
Дали имаме ние некоја наша верзија на Стојан, или не се поклопиле двајца наши 🇲🇰 сонародници вака да се зафркаваат? 🤣 "Ајварче, печеш ли го гравчето во тавчето". 🥸
For the past two years, my former highschool friend and I after a few years of finishing our grades, send each out messages containing the words said in this legendary Video. None of real words, only what BalkanBoy and Stojan said. So that should prolly show you how much we worship this video here.
@@Sveta7 Could you explain this rambo movie made as a parody? I can't find anything online about it. Is it a serbian parody of the film by people? I have no clue what to search for
Everyone in serbia is "so creative" with swear words. Stojan is not even in the top 10. But since it got taped and posted, it became like a symbol of an era.
It is surprising to me how much of the language I understand being Lithuanian. I became fluent in Polish and Russian in my childhood days, and learned the local Tuteysha dialect (a mix of Lithuanian, Polish, Ukrainian, Russian, Belorussian/Ruthenian). I remember during my 8 years in London I would be listening to South Slavs on the London Underground having conversations and being so pleasantly surprised how much of these languages makes sense to me. FORM AN EUROPEAN MEGASTATE NOW
The guy who pranked in those calls was a guest in some youtube podcast, although he didn't want to share his identity.. He is around 45 now and he is some kind of IT expert, he explained everything, how when he arrives at work , early in the morning with a coffee and cigarette he used to start pranking poor Stojan. 😇
I remember my friend playing me this in early 8th grade in 2013 during a relaxing class and I was having that hysterical silent laugh. I knew the first couple of calls by heart.
e, a baš nisam nikad čuo ni za jedan delić priče iza stojana, iako su mi i roditelji i vršnjaci stalno recitovali pozive ove. i bilo je vreme da neko napravi dobar video o ovome, tak' da bravo janoše, i 'fala ti jer konačno sad znam kol'ko je ovo u stvari naše državno blago. počivaj u miru, stojane
This video really brang back memories of me going on zezofon 24/7 and actually racking up quite a phone bill, as well as a beating, another banger as always
Yes, this was legendary back in the day. I remember that there was another Montenegrin guy who made epic phone pranks. The best was called "Kasete na grašak" The story is that some guy had a video rental club. He also filmed himself "being intimate" with his wife and labeled the tape with some random words "Na grašak". Somehow that tape ended up in a his video club and everybody was renting it. Soon entire city saw the tape and everybody started calling him asking to rent the tape "Na grašak" The guy had a very extensive curse words vocabulary and was spewing profanities to the caller non stop.
I once prank called my neighbour, a good but a simple guy, after he got his landline connected some 25 years ago, pretending to be a postal worker and asking him to measure how long the cable from the telephone to the pillar on the street is. All panic broke loose with him and his wife and their son all running about trying to find the measuring tape, ladders and then figuring out along the way that it is rather difficult to do it precisely.. Meanwhile i was having a cup of coffe and watching all that through a window of my living room.. Some 10 years after that I have heard my neighbour's wife complaining to him how the damn washing mashine sucks and that they need a new one or a propper repair of the old piece of shit.. Being tight with the money as they were he was listening but I could tell that this enigma was something beyond his might.. He couldnt afford a new one and he well knew that the old piece of shit just cant be repaired back into decent life even by NASA. So after a couple of days I called him on the landline pretending to be a radio host from a radio show in a nearby town.. Are you listening to radio "Grand" ? And the listener answers YES so they get a prize... If its no then nothing.. So people from the area knew about that thing but most of times it was pre-aranged with family members of people working there making most calls.. But my neighbour didnt know that and they did listen to that station a lot since it played cheesy folk music.. So.. Are you listening to radio "Grand"? YES!!! He replied. Congratulations, you have won a new washing mashine. They only condition you have to meet is to be ready to pick it up from a "Robna kuca" (something like a mini mall) from a nearby town (some 20km away) in no more than 30 minutes. I said my line, hanged up the phone and enjoyed the ongoing show watching it all through my living room window.. The panic, the "headless chicken" running about, the yelling.. They dont own a car, figuring out what neighbour to ask.. While I complained earlier that my car broke down and even drove around with my bike to prove it.. Hearing him cuss me out for it " Fucking jerk, he had to have his car break down today" listing out all the other neighbours "This one hates us, I hate that one, I dont speak with that one... No, your cousin is too far away we wont make it in time, shut up damn woman, No not that prick he will intentionaly drive slow so we dont make it.. In the end they found a neighbour with the car and the race against time was ON. I am just sorry I couldnt be in front of the Robna Kuca, and listen and see the confused workers telling him there is no washing mashine and no reward from the radio and that it doesnt matter he is just 5 minutes late there was nothing to win.. It took them an hour to explain and calm him down and even the direktor (chief manager) had to come and convince him.. since simple people trust more people with suits and ties who are in charge.. relict of communism.. An epic event.. To this day he doesnt know it was me..
Some years ago ive made this kind of things much more better Thn u not even Tht with more seiouzity and i called police personal number to ask some stuff about some people Tht have problems with police me being și callled Parent of those kids :)) not even Tht sometimes i had company of funeral and i had a truck full of coffings and tthr person who answered of the phone said are u in and they yes are u x y z nope i am Tht ahhb yeah i find u thts Nice whr are u miss and they said theyer names and witch city he îs and not even Tht i contnuiti mg after i was calling others and Say i am theyer nephew and și one
You forgot one little detail. When Balkan Boy revealed himself in post office conversation, Stojan didn't say anything to his insults. That made Balkan Boy think he had a cardiac arrest on the phone with him, and Balkan Boy did not call him for 5 months. Eventually, he called him and realised that he is still alive. Balkan Boy was wild.
I don't know how he managed to stay in character and not laugh his ass off when he pretend to be the post office worker. Two absolute legends, thanks for reminding me of this clip.
That story reminds me of a thing we had in Russia. A guy would call up conscription centers at night and "talk" to the tired night guards with recordings of the other night guards from his previous calls. Most of the time the recordings were telling a certain "Head of the 2nd department" to go to the office 314. Usually it led to some interesting conversations, when the night guards would be very angry and scream random insults and basically do what Stojan did here. I dont think it was that popular, but fucking hell it was funny. A bit later, the whole office 314 pasta became too well-known among conscription centers, so the author started using the audiobook about Schweik. Went on for a couple times and then just disappeared,
@@Da... НАЧАЛЬНИКУ ВТОРОГО ОТДЕЛЕНИЯ В ПОНЕДЕЛЬНИК В 9 УТРА ЯВИТЬСЯ В 314 КАБИНЕТ А вообще надо было историю про "как там с деньгами" написать, я каким-то образом забыл про нее, она явно более популярна
This reminds me that we have something similar in Slovakia. There was this alcoholic named Ladislav Meliško whose neighbours living above him, I think it was in 2004, somehow removed mic from a cellphone, lowered it down from the bathroom and were recording his long, drunken, angry, vulgar monologues complaining mostly about his family members, the above mentioned neighbours and various other stuff. A few years later, when youtube became big, many people thought it was hilarious and the videos became famous. The most well known are when he wanted to make an omelet, but found out there was no onion left at home and another when he discovered ants coming from the neighbours upstairs. He died in 2013. To this day, I have one of his quotes set as a notification ringtone 😄
Kad mi cerka bila mala obecao sam joj da cu je voditi u zoloski vrt. Dodje subota i ona se pojavi da me budi, kaze ''taaaataaaa'', ja odgovaram ''moooolim duuuusooo'' na to ce dete ''maaaamuneee''. Mislio sam da cu da crknem od smeha.
Used to listen to the full 1 and a half hour video with friends on discord, while casualy playing aram in lol, usualy at late hours. I really miss those times. We just played casualy on autopilot, and laughed while repeating the jokes most of the time. It wasnt forced or anything, we used to do it every once in a while, and thats why every time was equally enjoyable. The video made great memories, and deserves to be remembered.
I am so proud that the story of our chilsohood is now presented to world. I feel that is a propee moment fo UNESCO to protect it as an imaterial heritage lf human kind.
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Ok
What's the meaning of the last phrase ?
no
@@chadhuman982May thy glory be eternal Stojan,rest in peace
Molim tebe da napravi društvenu igru na osnovu teme tvoeg kanala!!!
Better call Saul-❌
Better call Stojan-✅
lol
Majmune
Bolje cimaj Saleta
Stojan gonna be a better lawyer than Saul. About to go off on the judge
@@CookingSomeOmelette 😂😂
So good to be Slavic - you understand every swear word even if you know not a word of this particular Slavic language.
😂
That so true. Where I work there are polaks and Ukrainians I guess. But Id overhear conversations and most of the time spot swearings I could understand.
@@kornelobajdin5889 Poles*
We, the Slavic people, are one nation, rakia is unstinting us 😂
Albanians also know these words, but without consent 🙉
>“So let’s get started exploring this funny little meme”
*>“In the aftermath of the horrific atrocities of the Yugoslav wars-*
Ah Balkans, never change.
Living in the Balkans as a native is a wretched experience, yet I can't imagine living anywhere else.
This may be a cry for help🥹
@@Surokkh Shut up you love it and you know it.
@@Surokkhafter seeing how the west is slowly falling appart, I'll take the shithole I know rather than the shitholle to be.
@@Surokkhsotckholm syndrom in its finest
My Sweedish friend can't stop saying "molim" and "opalim te golim" after I showed him that sound. He's going to love this video
How does he pronounce them 🤣
As a person from Kruševac, having family from Veliki Kupci WHO ACTUALLY KNEW STOJAN i feel extremely proud! May he rest in peace.
au pa ne mozes samo to napisati, ispricaj nam malo, kakav kazu da je stojan bio?
@@just_dodge_lmao2971 znaci, imam babu i dedu iz Kupaca. I oni su poznavali Stojana i on je redovno dolazio kod njih dok sam ja bio kod njih. Ja tad nisam imao komp niti sam bio aktivan na internetu ali kad sam cuo tel. zajebancije pre nekoliko god. (Stojan je vec preminuo do tad) skontao sam da je to on i bio sam oduševljen jer sam ga poznavao. Neka pociva u miru. Legenda.
Gdje su sahranjeni oni?
@@rgbgodbrate on nije iz kupaca on je iz celija sta pricas ti
@@geldregen brate ziveo je u kupcima dok odjednom više nismo isli kod njega. nzm brate mozda se preselio jer nisam cuo od niega jos od 2008 kad sam imao 9 god pa se ne secam bas.
Honestly this could be a great idea for a video series . You could explain popular memes from different countries especially from the Balkans. As a greek i have to say that for as much common as we have with other Balkan nations the language is really the biggest barrier so this is an interesting idea
That would be a good idea
Well stop using Greek and learn Macedonian lmao.
not that it would change anything as we still couldn't understand you
@@stefansmiljanic1697ξέρεις ελληνικά δλδ
I can tell you the origins of a used boiler that is for sale
@@keksimus__maximus I think it's stolen so you're romanian
Prank calling the same guy for 5 years? This is how you know this guy is a dedicated Balkan troll.
Italians have trolled some cokehead truck driver from Treviso for longer. This Toni Spada guy was trolled from 2011 to around 2019.
@@fungo6631That sounds epic, is there a video of this on youtube?
@@miloradrodic40 Of course! Just look up Zoo di 105 bestemmiaman. This was also done on an industrial scale by a well known radio show.
Tldr of what happened
@@fungo6631Italians are honorary Balkans anyway, well only southern and central Italians, northern Italians are westoids.
as a serbian, i can approve this is my favorite video off all time
how did i get 1k likes?
Same
As a Bosnian, I can relate with you as this is my funniest and favorite video.
Ja sam umro od smejanja 🤣Kako ste vi preživeli ja ne znam
make that 555
@@White_Shiver You have your gem as well: ua-cam.com/video/ew8YBjioi7I/v-deo.htmlsi=qBqkAuZgho34fHGA :D
This was huge in Croatia too! Although I always heard of the famous "Majmune" clip, I've never known that there was such a story behind it. Amazing video Janoš!
Ma to je bilo strašno, razne su se priče motale oko cele te situacije sa čuvenim Stojanom, mitovi su se samo ređali..ahh, lepa vremena! 😂
Lepo rečeno u klipu, ovako nešto je narodu bilo preko potrebno u to vreme..
We had similar guy in Slovakia, was called Melíško. He died in 2013 (EDIT, as I remember it poorly), but still lives in the heart of many Slovaks.
Niee on umrou v 2013tom, onedlho to bude 10 rokov
@@KofolaDealer pravdu máš, moja chyba (cítim sa staro). Dám edit.
Majmune
Pozdrav slovačkoj braći iz Hrvatske. Mam vas rad 💪🏻
Man, what a wild story. I wonder how it looked from Stojan's perspective.
Anyway, as a Russian, I love how similar the insults sound
Вспоминаются наши пранкеры и персонажи, типа Бабки АТС, с первого "ХУЕМ ПО ЛБУ НЕ ДАЛО?" чуть не проплакался
@@moron1138 Да мне тоже напомнило. Там сейчас есть какие-то Вован и Лексус, я слышал.
Ayo i saw you commenting on the steamed hams glass harmonica parody
@@pitiantifriz Yes, I remember, that was a good video
@@maximk9964не, это прокремлёвские типа-тролли и вообще, это тупо политота, а тру-пранки делаются не для этого. Дед ИВЦ например, а ещё (не совсем то, но близко) ни единого разрыва
The fact that he was sending Stojan random stuff from all over the world while he was on his business trips LMAAAAOOO. Imagine you are some old guy in rural Serbia and you get a camper guide for the state of Wyoming in your mailbox
Ah yeah he was sending the books and I think he was pretending to be a post officer during the calls, I mean the level how far this guy went is quite high. :D
He explained everything in some podcast.
@@VLASPARwhat was the podcast and what episode?
@isaacmoore1146 on 01:35 is the podcast you ask about.
but i don't think there is not any translations. it's on serbian.
just search balkanboy interview.
@@isaacmoore1146ua-cam.com/video/qwXDAWo_pFY/v-deo.htmlsi=b9vJ2Vssrq6UGhTN its only on serbian.
@@isaacmoore1146ua-cam.com/video/qwXDAWo_pFY/v-deo.htmlsi=b9vJ2Vssrq6UGhTN its only on serbian language
A beautiful story that will never be repeated. Many thanks to Stojan Vasić (1927-2014), Dragica Vasić (1930-2009), BalkanBoy (1973), BalkanBoy's wife, Stojan's daughters, Stojan's son-in-law Bane and all others.
I believe Bane was his son in law... what a legendary familly... HIII JEBO TE ŽENIN SVEKAR
DAAAA ROODE MILII
Prijatelji dragi, zna li se gdje su sahranjeni?
@@GoodYear024 neko selo pored celija valjda, ne znam tacno
@@jole69 mislili smo da posjetimo grob i da se poklonimo
Lucky you put subtitles, now as a Romanian I can suffocate from laughter 🤣🤣🤣 Our version is called Ilie Nervosu' (Mad Ilije) and everyone from Romania laughed at it at some point, like Stojane right here 🤣🤣🤣
True😂😂😂
Best clip is when balkan boy calls Stojan to wish him happy new year. They wish happy new year to one another and then 5 seconds later you can hear "Majmune" and Stojan going balistic again :D
BalkanBoy, as he said in that Vice podcast was a notorious prankster among his coworkers and friends. One of the examples he states is that a colleague of his left his car keys in his work desk. So when the man went out for lunch, BalkanBoy would take the keys, re-park the car like 2 spots to the side and did that everyday. One time he even parked it across the street. He had to stop eventually because the colleague seriously thought he was going insane because each time he left to go home the car was not where he originally parked it. What a wild guy.
o covece suzu zamalo ne pustih za stoletom... svaka cast za video mestre, vrhunski osvrt na nesto cega se cela generacija seca sa nostalgijom. Stojane pocivaj u miru nek ti je laka zemlja.
Janos I’ve been meaning to tell you that I got an update on a DNA test, I know that you would understand out of all people…it showed 25% Greek, 10% Turk...I tried to end my life but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I decided that the test is a Byzantine lie, because I am 100% Italian.
Thanks.
Why😢
This is a Turkish meme
But aren't Greeks essentially christian Turks allready?
My father is 100% Polish born and bread, but when he was diagnosed with terminal cancer he went to Turkey and took on Turkish citizenship, so that once he dies there will be one Ottoman goatfucker less on planet earth
@@teniente_snafuno it’s the opposite
Plot twist: now that Stojan is dead he haunts Balkanboy non stop as the Serbian Swearing Ghost
This is really sweet. It's always lovely to hear stories of such impact from places you've never visited.
Nikad nisam znao kako bih objasnio ovaj fenomen strancima, hvala ti puno na ovome :D
I come from a town where Stojan's village is next to. The whole level of how Stojan is a big meme, is that, even after his death, people to Stojan's grave for pilgrimage. Stojan i Zajebancije is a meme cult we all love in Serbia.
Gdje su sahranjeni Stojan i Dragica?
We used to listen to this in Slovenia also and laugh our asses off
You should have mentioned Dragica as well. But it doesn't matter, great video for sure. Nostalgia hit me multiple times throughout the video, and the ending gave me chills at how good it was. Good job once again!
as serbian guy i can confirm it was enjoyable childhood listening to Stojan.
As someone who is only Serbian by alias, I see this as the most Serbian thing of all time.
Pranking in general is super serbian.
Значи ни си истински србин, ❌🇷🇸 само се препраљате, је си ли ти американац или енглез? 🤦🏻♂️
These prank calls were f*cking hilarious, especially the last one. Greetings from Latvia 🇱🇻
This also somewhat spread in Macedonia too. I remember listening to this prank call for the first time over 10 years ago in school, and laughed with the boys. Мајмуне has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Поздрав легендо!
Дали имаме ние некоја наша верзија на Стојан, или не се поклопиле двајца наши 🇲🇰 сонародници вака да се зафркаваат? 🤣 "Ајварче, печеш ли го гравчето во тавчето". 🥸
For the past two years, my former highschool friend and I after a few years of finishing our grades, send each out messages containing the words said in this legendary Video. None of real words, only what BalkanBoy and Stojan said. So that should prolly show you how much we worship this video here.
Thank you for explaining the lore of this sound bite!
P.S. congrats on the sponsorship, now you can hopefully afford to move to Germany ❤
Stojan Zajebancije 1 hour and 30 minutes is a masterpiece that truly changed lives. It will live on forever
🗣️🗣️🙏🏻
Da ocekujemo video o Kita u Bila, Predsator i Bobo Smrade? To bi zapravo do jaja bilo hahaha, Balkanski Internet Historian.
BOBO SMRADE TITLOVANO DA MOGU DA UMREM MIRNO
300 svedoka
@@AlexMilenk će ga vrćamo u blace
I ceo film rambo uradjen kao parodija, koji je nazalost obrisan sa neta, ostali su samo delovi...
@@Sveta7 Could you explain this rambo movie made as a parody? I can't find anything online about it. Is it a serbian parody of the film by people? I have no clue what to search for
Truly a "boiler for sale" moment for Serbia
As a Bosnian and Herzegovian i fell obligeted to understand everything in this video
you are serbian. probably a muslim, but still serbian
@@birbwatcher5515 nope both of my parents are from Herzegovina and yes i am muslim
@@anonimni1288 just i said. a classic poturica
@@birbwatcher5515hah funny coming frome an Albanian
Kosovo is Srnia
I didn't think a video about Serbia could be wholesome. You proved me wrong. What a story.
I am glad u made this bro, we needed someone to summarize it for some foreigners so they can understand better and laugh with us together haha
Thank you for this story. Now I know more about Serbia 🇷🇸🇷🇺
You know I appreciate the Balkan consistency in cursing someone's "sprout and seed and tribe"
Stojan is an icon of proper eastern european old men. Hope the guy left some family behind, and i hope they're doing well.
I just realized that probably every country has great stories like this and I only know most of my country's and this one.
As a Bosnian, I hate that I'm just now learning of this glorious exchange. However, I am extremely thankful. Hvala, Janoš!
Who would have thought a simple farmer could be so creative with the language. He's like a rural version of Shakespeare.
Everyone in serbia is "so creative" with swear words. Stojan is not even in the top 10. But since it got taped and posted, it became like a symbol of an era.
It is surprising to me how much of the language I understand being Lithuanian. I became fluent in Polish and Russian in my childhood days, and learned the local Tuteysha dialect (a mix of Lithuanian, Polish, Ukrainian, Russian, Belorussian/Ruthenian).
I remember during my 8 years in London I would be listening to South Slavs on the London Underground having conversations and being so pleasantly surprised how much of these languages makes sense to me.
FORM AN EUROPEAN MEGASTATE NOW
Netflix should produce a TV show based on this classic
Stojan-Zajebancije is such a genre-defining awe-inspiring gem of Serbian culture. I wrote several blog posts about it's influence on Serbian youth.
Didn't expect this to be so wholesome 🥲
My heart goes out to Stojan, he was a legend
I'm Bulgarian but I can understand something from the taps and is hilarious
I'm Macedonian, and I could understand 3/4 of it.
@@DacLMK stooopid Macedonia
@@DacLMKweird way to spell Afghani
@@mountainNegro I spelled Pashtun wrong.
I'm russian and I understand like 1/3
The guy who pranked in those calls was a guest in some youtube podcast, although he didn't want to share his identity..
He is around 45 now and he is some kind of IT expert, he explained everything, how when he arrives at work , early in the morning with a coffee and cigarette he used to start pranking poor Stojan. 😇
I remember my friend playing me this in early 8th grade in 2013 during a relaxing class and I was having that hysterical silent laugh. I knew the first couple of calls by heart.
It's an honor to be listed as one of the members by the end of this masterpiece video. cheers janos!
Its available with english subtitles on my channel, not the whole thing but soon I will subtitle and upload it all
Doing god's work
👌
This is unironically a pretty good video, good job
e, a baš nisam nikad čuo ni za jedan delić priče iza stojana, iako su mi i roditelji i vršnjaci stalno recitovali pozive ove. i bilo je vreme da neko napravi dobar video o ovome, tak' da bravo janoše, i 'fala ti jer konačno sad znam kol'ko je ovo u stvari naše državno blago. počivaj u miru, stojane
This video really brang back memories of me going on zezofon 24/7 and actually racking up quite a phone bill, as well as a beating, another banger as always
As a Croatian i can say that even in Croatia this video iz legenderi.
Nisam ni znao da je video iz Sribje legendarno.
Mislim da je "Stojan" jasan indikator odakle je :D
@@vanjamenadzer iskreno neznam kako nisam skužio ranije
Yes, this was legendary back in the day. I remember that there was another Montenegrin guy who made epic phone pranks.
The best was called
"Kasete na grašak"
The story is that some guy had a video rental club. He also filmed himself "being intimate" with his wife and labeled the tape with some random words "Na grašak". Somehow that tape ended up in a his video club and everybody was renting it. Soon entire city saw the tape and everybody started calling him asking to rent the tape "Na grašak" The guy had a very extensive curse words vocabulary and was spewing profanities to the caller non stop.
SERBIA MENTIONED🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I once prank called my neighbour, a good but a simple guy, after he got his landline connected some 25 years ago, pretending to be a postal worker and asking him to measure how long the cable from the telephone to the pillar on the street is.
All panic broke loose with him and his wife and their son all running about trying to find the measuring tape, ladders and then figuring out along the way that it is rather difficult to do it precisely.. Meanwhile i was having a cup of coffe and watching all that through a window of my living room..
Some 10 years after that I have heard my neighbour's wife complaining to him how the damn washing mashine sucks and that they need a new one or a propper repair of the old piece of shit.. Being tight with the money as they were he was listening but I could tell that this enigma was something beyond his might.. He couldnt afford a new one and he well knew that the old piece of shit just cant be repaired back into decent life even by NASA.
So after a couple of days I called him on the landline pretending to be a radio host from a radio show in a nearby town..
Are you listening to radio "Grand" ?
And the listener answers YES so they get a prize... If its no then nothing..
So people from the area knew about that thing but most of times it was pre-aranged with family members of people working there making most calls.. But my neighbour didnt know that and they did listen to that station a lot since it played cheesy folk music..
So..
Are you listening to radio "Grand"?
YES!!!
He replied.
Congratulations, you have won a new washing mashine. They only condition you have to meet is to be ready to pick it up from a "Robna kuca" (something like a mini mall) from a nearby town (some 20km away) in no more than 30 minutes.
I said my line, hanged up the phone and enjoyed the ongoing show watching it all through my living room window..
The panic, the "headless chicken" running about, the yelling..
They dont own a car, figuring out what neighbour to ask.. While I complained earlier that my car broke down and even drove around with my bike to prove it..
Hearing him cuss me out for it " Fucking jerk, he had to have his car break down today" listing out all the other neighbours
"This one hates us, I hate that one, I dont speak with that one... No, your cousin is too far away we wont make it in time, shut up damn woman, No not that prick he will intentionaly drive slow so we dont make it..
In the end they found a neighbour with the car and the race against time was ON.
I am just sorry I couldnt be in front of the Robna Kuca, and listen and see the confused workers telling him there is no washing mashine and no reward from the radio and that it doesnt matter he is just 5 minutes late there was nothing to win..
It took them an hour to explain and calm him down and even the direktor (chief manager) had to come and convince him.. since simple people trust more people with suits and ties who are in charge.. relict of communism..
An epic event..
To this day he doesnt know it was me..
That was epic. You are the neighbor i want to have.😂😊
Damn I was kinda hoping you bought a washing machine for him
Hahahah genijalno,dusu si im isisao hahaha
That IS a little cruel...but still absolutely hilarious. God forgives you, lol.
Some years ago ive made this kind of things much more better Thn u not even Tht with more seiouzity and i called police personal number to ask some stuff about some people Tht have problems with police me being și callled Parent of those kids :)) not even Tht sometimes i had company of funeral and i had a truck full of coffings and tthr person who answered of the phone said are u in and they yes are u x y z nope i am Tht ahhb yeah i find u thts Nice whr are u miss and they said theyer names and witch city he îs and not even Tht i contnuiti mg after i was calling others and Say i am theyer nephew and și one
You forgot one little detail. When Balkan Boy revealed himself in post office conversation, Stojan didn't say anything to his insults. That made Balkan Boy think he had a cardiac arrest on the phone with him, and Balkan Boy did not call him for 5 months. Eventually, he called him and realised that he is still alive. Balkan Boy was wild.
One thing europe's most based peninsula could teach the world is making your own light in the darkest times and places.
As a croatian, this feels like the sound of my dad when I did a little mistake
Hahaha
Vecna ti slava i laka zemlja Stojane legendo.
o7
I don't know how he managed to stay in character and not laugh his ass off when he pretend to be the post office worker. Two absolute legends, thanks for reminding me of this clip.
the way he says majmune is just briliant
I'm from Slovenia and I was laughing my ass off when my friend first showed the legendary "Stole Vole" all those years ago
World is missing so much from the Serbian/Balkan meme culture.
legend says stojans sapunjaning his macor in heaven and looking over us
That story reminds me of a thing we had in Russia. A guy would call up conscription centers at night and "talk" to the tired night guards with recordings of the other night guards from his previous calls. Most of the time the recordings were telling a certain "Head of the 2nd department" to go to the office 314. Usually it led to some interesting conversations, when the night guards would be very angry and scream random insults and basically do what Stojan did here. I dont think it was that popular, but fucking hell it was funny.
A bit later, the whole office 314 pasta became too well-known among conscription centers, so the author started using the audiobook about Schweik. Went on for a couple times and then just disappeared,
Ну как там с деньгами 😂
@@Da... НАЧАЛЬНИКУ ВТОРОГО ОТДЕЛЕНИЯ В ПОНЕДЕЛЬНИК В 9 УТРА ЯВИТЬСЯ В 314 КАБИНЕТ
А вообще надо было историю про "как там с деньгами" написать, я каким-то образом забыл про нее, она явно более популярна
@@elnulevoe У него ещё ржачные "покупай апельсины" и "Христос воскрес" 🤣
This reminds me that we have something similar in Slovakia. There was this alcoholic named Ladislav Meliško whose neighbours living above him, I think it was in 2004, somehow removed mic from a cellphone, lowered it down from the bathroom and were recording his long, drunken, angry, vulgar monologues complaining mostly about his family members, the above mentioned neighbours and various other stuff. A few years later, when youtube became big, many people thought it was hilarious and the videos became famous. The most well known are when he wanted to make an omelet, but found out there was no onion left at home and another when he discovered ants coming from the neighbours upstairs. He died in 2013. To this day, I have one of his quotes set as a notification ringtone 😄
Kad mi cerka bila mala obecao sam joj da cu je voditi u zoloski vrt. Dodje subota i ona se pojavi da me budi, kaze ''taaaataaaa'', ja odgovaram ''moooolim duuuusooo'' na to ce dete ''maaaamuneee''. Mislio sam da cu da crknem od smeha.
Trebo si da pomeneš ono za inspektora i Dragicu. Stojanova saga je tolko bogata da je greh izostaviti sve to
Jebote, that was a great segue into the Atlas VPN ad.
Used to listen to the full 1 and a half hour video with friends on discord, while casualy playing aram in lol, usualy at late hours. I really miss those times. We just played casualy on autopilot, and laughed while repeating the jokes most of the time. It wasnt forced or anything, we used to do it every once in a while, and thats why every time was equally enjoyable. The video made great memories, and deserves to be remembered.
Maan what a nostalgia trip xD This is literally timeless for us xD
Omg... This is the video that I didn't know I needed to see today. Onto the VICE interview 😂
8:55 as a Polish person I appreciate that you added legendary Srebrny Brek. It caught me by suprise.
Seeing someone whos not from serbia cover this piece of art, makes my heart warm up.
Edit: Just found out hes a brother
he is serbian tho lol
This is not cruel, it's GOLD. We all had our Stojans back in the day, it was a very popular passtime. Good ole times!
NO WAY SOMEONE MADE A VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT STOJAN ZAJEBANCIJE, that's awesome.
I am so proud that the story of our chilsohood is now presented to world. I feel that is a propee moment fo UNESCO to protect it as an imaterial heritage lf human kind.
They made our childhood much better in tough times,thank you for that 🙏
Ps i love that you put Naruto soundtrack at the end 😂
yo im from serbia and i can say you did a really good job
i forgot about stojan thank you my man for reminding me of the legendary legasy these two had
Very entertaining. your commercial is better than most programing.
Thanks for sharing the important Balkan histories, Janos.
Thanks for reminding me of this, I needed it after really bad day.
You should make a video where you only speak serbian and if someone tryes to use subtitles it will be subbed in hungarian
Don't forget about Bosnia, more specifically Republika Srpska.
I remember me and my school friends listening to this and laughing our asses off
yep, it spreaded widely
I remember transferring the mp3 file via bluetooth on a Sony Ericsson
good times
Angry bosnianin coming to say it is not Republika Srpska it is rs, Republika Šumska(republic of savage forest prople), genocidal entity etc. 💀
Serbia - so nice they made it twice
@@tonijelecevic9238 almost could've had 2 Croatias
@@LEONSKENNEDY91možda čak i infrared..
I wish there was a transcript (with translations) of those stojan calls, just to learn the great insults and confuse the hell of unsuspecting people
this deserves a fucking movie
Wow, what a legend, it’s sad I’d never heard of them before…
I was listening to Irish folk songs on yt when I saw this on my recommended
And now you are officialy Balkanised!
love your videos, glory to bulgaria
please turn this into a series 🙏
Salut from Timisoara Romania, to our Serbian neighbours
i never wouldve thought that an online femboy would remind me of this dusty gem.
Event in Slovenia these videos were legendary. You should do a video of Vidoviti Milan
In Slovakia we had similiar legend of a man. His name was Meliško, look him up. ;)