it's basically for this same reason that a bunch of doctors sternly warned people about that whole "putting glitter in food" trend that was big about a decade ago; most of it wasn't really food grade, was made of actual plastic, and it turns out that small plastic pieces like that also abrade your inner digestive tract on a microscopic level, which is obviously very bad. Like it turns out putting glitter into your body in *any* manner is an incredibly bad idea. Also though, I kind of doubt any significant amount of glitter made it all the way into her uterus, it was probably just stuff that stuck around near her cervix (if any *did* get into her uterus, that could also be a TSS risk, considering even some tampons can be).
Homemade toys really do result in some of the most insane disasters be it physically or on a nationwide scale like what happened to Serbia and a glass bottle incident
Imagine helping destabilize your nation because you were too embarrassed to admit you were playing with your ass and you fucked up. Like, it was still heading that direction but he poured a lot of gasoline on that fire.
Funny thing is we could have started another war just because our guy did not want to confess to sticking a bottle up his a$$, so instead he blamed albanians lol@@icecreamnoodles3742
I've always said that glitter is the herpes of art supplies, but this story really brought that analogy to a new level. EDIT: goddammit someone in the original thread said almost the same thing as me
Imagine chilling in your room before a massive penis bursts open the door and slithers it's way towards you. What if we're all just spiders in a pocket pussy 🤔
Imagine what the spider is thinking. One day just chilling out in his home and then all of a sudden you get this keiju that looks like a mushroom destroying your home. Then you come face to face with the actual beast and you flung away. The trauma the poor guy had to deal with.
All I can picture is Whang in a Sham WOW like infomercial for the Lelo. Screaming into a camera "Hands free for your wee wee" Buy in the next 10 minutes and get your very own my little pony jar to fill up at your own leisure. Hurry while supplies last. Cums in its own box. Only 3 installments of 69.99 Edit: missing word
I may not have a "member," but I do have bad arachnophobia, and the very idea of that first story makes my everything curl in on itself like Homer Simpson eating a sour candy
@@MaxiemumKarnageSome spiders love tight spaces to snuggle up in… People talk about finding spiders in their shoes all the time. There are even videos of spiders in people’s ears.🤷🏻♀️ I believe it
I too have pretty bad arachnophobia… the moment the spider eyes showed up in the vid, the phone immediately left my hands. Can’t imagine holding one on Leg 3
I can confirm this, also a janitor. One year, during graduation, the staff came up with the brilliant idea of putting glitter in balloons. We all know what happens when teens and balloons are in the same room. I swear, I still find glitter from that incident.
musical teathre actor here. i worked in a production of Little Shop Of Horrors and our director decides that glitter would look good on every. single. part. of the goddamn scenography. 3 years later, we still find glitters in our practice room.
@ieaturguts I costume designed Charlotte's Web this year, got super excited cuz it was my first show I got to fully design and decided that Charlotte should be super glittery. It looked super cool, but I still find glitter literally everywhere, and my poor manager does all the laundry at her house, so I imagine she'll prolly be finding it everywhere for a very long time too
I don't remember that ever happening. I remember characters bleeding profusely and I remember characters staggering and posing around the screen like they're bleeding profusely but nothing's coming out. Oh wait, 2010s...I wasn't watching much at all during that period. Was this a localization censorship thing still, or did a bunch of Japanese animation studios decide all at once that this would be a funny gag?
@@RoninCatholic It wasn't localization, this was in the original Japanese. I think it might've been a combination of changing Japanese broadcast standards (for example, Tokyo Ghoul used the invert filter whenever blood was on screen) and a lot of anime in that time period using pinks, purples, oranges, etc in their main color palettes. Papakiki, No Game No Life, Is This a Zombie, those are at least the ones off the top of my head.
They do, but you still shouldn't use it because it's still not safe, no matter what they say. Even edible glitter is not downstairs safe because your south mouth doesn't digest the way your actual mouth does.
I don't want a computer collecting my jack off data. We _know_ even if they're not intentionally selling it to third parties, the government is digging into it to be peeping toms and hackers will get ahold of it if it's collected at all.
It's 100% what I expected. With p addiction and anime addiction and people getting more and more isolated... it's gonna be rough, and people will try to sell us the easy way out(or in).
Last dude had hematospermia, it can happen easily and is actually fairly common. Age can be a factor as can sex drive. If you fap too much you can cause bleeding in your reproductive organs along the various tubes, the testicles themselves, or the prostate. Usually it's just a capillary that leaks a bit and heals up in a day or two. Older men 30+, can have it happen more often than younger guys. Edging and so on can cause it too because of the constantly stopping at the point before ejaculation. Even a little tap to the balls can cause it. If it's frequent or there's a lot of bleeding then it's time to see a doctor because that could be cancer or a serious inury.
I had it some years ago off and on for weeks. It was kind of scary and basically like described here. The worst thing was afterwards with the blood cloths. But since then nothing. I have no idea why it started but yes, I'm over 40 and I do the thing in longer sessions.
33. Yep, I've shot blood. Immediate thought is "well, that's not good" followed by online searching. Turns out, it's just something that happens to guys.
@@CosmicWaltz7 I feel like this is a thing guys would never talk to anyone about and I'm sure a bunch of guys simply think they are dying when they see it. But in most cases it's just like nose blood.
@@hnorrstrom I know a song with the lyrics "throw back, with blood in my c*m" and that was all I could think about for days after that. So, at least I knew one person has had that before.
If you can take any moral from these stories it's this, when improvising self pleasure, understand that what might initially feel good to your fingers might not stand to scrutiny on your junk. When it's repeatedly rubbing the most sensitive part of your body, any surface or fluid could end up becoming an abrasive. It's all fun and games until you accidentally sandpaper your privates.
There was a research study done years ago to see if people were willing to do things they normally would not consider if they were aroused. They gave people a big survey asking them about all kinds of different 'dodgy' or outright illegal scenarios. Then, a few weeks later, they gave the same survey to the same group of people but the second time they were to answer the questions while mid-masturbation. There was a laptop wrapped in saran wrap and everything. They found that, yes, peoples inhibitions were drastically lowered during sexual arousal. They were more willing to entertain the idea of violating consent, engaging in other dodgy behaviors, etc. Since there is no real socially accepted way to integrate being overtaken by lust into the idea of a normal good person, once people are in that mindset they just decide they might as well throw nearly all social standards out the window.
Sometimes and it not the title alone that gets me. But that fact it’s so bizarre and Whang just sips his coffee in the thumbnail like it’s another Wednesday.
Freakin glitter... I remember when my sister was little. She HAD to have glitter when ever she made birthday cards or such. My dad was like "oh hell no, we will soon find this stuff on everything" and i thought he was exaggerating, but sadly no. I started finding that stuff in places i would NEVER imagine. Damn the person who invented glitter... 😖
It’s like an old dirty joke that an adult product is being sponsored by a guy named Whang. Christ, if this were the 70s, he’d be giving the sales pitch in a BS accent
accidentally gave myself a yeast infection from a toy. i worked at a hospital and the pharmacist not only knew me as a regular, she had to explain out loud *how to use* the medication because it was a new prescription 💀
I have a pretty strong stomach. I've seen... quite a bit, and heard even more. I'm subscribed to Whang! after all. And yet, I took my first bite of lunch (chefboyardee bc i'm under the weather and have to keep desperately fast meals on hand to feed myself when my autoimmune disease is acting up) right when he said "a blood clot came out" and I gagged on the canned meatball in my mouth so hard my cat sat up with an alarmed expression because of the way I was trembling trying to swallow the meatball.
I am even more convinced that the glitter girl was a man after the "proof" lol. I was so confused during the story, thinking it didn't make sense, and now I know why
Yepp like how you have 0 discharges in 2 weeks??? OP never mentioned any troubles with their discharges. Vajayjay cleans itself everyday, and i would say its 100% impossible in this case to not to mention any glitter on your panties for TWO WEEKS!
Serious question, why are there not more stories about women having mishaps from stuffing forbidden items? Is it that fewer women are as adventurous as men, or do they just not share it as openly? Because I’ve got a ton of stories about weird stuff I’ve put in there, and it’s odd to me to consider that other women don’t. That’s like buying cargo pants without using the pockets.
I think it might be because the vagina is more flexible than the penis, There isn't a whole lot you can do with the penis without causing damage, The vagina on the other hand can fit an entire baby's head through it without becoming irreversibly damaged, the penis on the other hand couldn't fit a carrot in it let alone anything bigger, Generally you don't tell anyone about the uninteresting stuff you do, you don't post about how you had a relatively pleasurable night with a cucumber, But you would talk about that time a USB cable got stuck in your penis
Not a lot of women on Reddit and the few that are there get mobbed by weird DMs so much for even mentioning being female that it’s not worth it to post. I have tons of stories too but wouldn’t post them there (also because most of my DIY adventures/disasters happened when I was a minor before I could legally get actual toys)
I remember reading some old sex self help book that said it happen many times that a woman would masturbate with a coke bottle and get it stuck inside because of the air suction
1 inch PVC tube? Yeah I'm not surprised that last guy hurt himself. Even if you assume that's internal diameter you'd have to have a pretty small member to make that work... Jesus.
I've always had a weird hatred of glitter the way it gets everywhere and can be so difficult to get rid of just messes with me I couldn't imagine getting glitter....there
I had a bottle of Seagram's whiskey once and it made my urine black, it lasted for about a day. I wouldn't go to the hospital, even for a broken bone. So I just drank a lot of water and it seemed to clear up. Most people look at me shocked when I tell this story.
Most of these stories that Whang tells, always make me say..: “omfg.. people are SO STUPID sometimes”… - and then it almost makes me feel like I’m some kinda fucking genius or smth.. HAHAAHHAHAAHAH - Thank you, Whang. For always making me laugh so fucking much omg.. THANK YOU AGAIN. And keeps the gross videos coming!
I cannot comprehend how many takes it took, or else how desensitized you have to be, to keep a straight face throughout this, aside from the one bit with the 'blood vessel' joke.
I can only assume that Whang has sacrificed his own Me Time in order to bring us these tales. Either that, or he takes an amnesiac everytime Little Whang gets twitchy.
i once used a hairbush handle before and i ever used saliva as a way to make stuff slide in easily... but that handle wasnt your average handle, i thought it would be good because of how soft it was and once it got in... suddenly it felt extremely dry.. when i took out i started bleeding. why is that? well the soft material from the handle is porous and liquid just somehow vanish.. it just get extremely dry in an instant. tip: never use porous stuff, they will get dry.
So seeing the spider at 3:39 out of the corner of my eye just made me scream so loud at nearly midnight that I'm pretty sure I woke up everyone O_O;;; Definitely woke the dog, if nothing else. (included the timestamp for anyone who looks at the comments before watching the vid, hope I don't get buried lol)
This is one of THOSE Whang! videos. The kind that says "I don't want to know" in your brain. But when you are bored as hell you put it on because as gross as it is you at least know it will be entertaining.
Nothing Whang has EVER talked about has made me nearly as uncomfortable as the guy passing a blood clot out his pee hole. I genuinely almost threw up 😂
i absolutely love the choice of video game music you use in your videos, it gives your stuff a nice comfy unique vibe despite telling wild stories and is one of the things i look forward to when watching your content, it's a shame when you use normal royalty free stuff. please keep it up!
Huge fan of the 3:00 a.m. Animal Crossing New Horizons music in the background, quite the vibe to be honest, especially for a video like this where it just sounds so stupid and accurate playing in the background
Glitter is one of those products that people are ridiculously unsafe with because they clearly have zero idea what they're messing with. Not even being facetious here. Glitter is often tiny bits of plastic, often which has sharp edges.. and lots of people for whatever reason find it funny to throw this in the air / in people's faces as a 'glitter bomb' ect. If you breathe in and inhale glitter on accident, it lives in your lungs now. That isn't coming out. It can easily cut up the tissue there because, again, glitter has sharp edges. The same is true of your eyes - there are people who have had vision loss or straight up lost their eye entirely due to glitter. Use it safely as a decoration, yes, but never as a toy
You’re really good at your job man. I really appreciate you being patient with me as a fan… I know I came at it like wrong I guess I got excited lol. Videos like yours are the reason I feel confident enough to even engage on social media again, so know people like you help people like me. Keep doing you man, it’s working.
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whang im hard
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
I actually really like LELO
I was trying to figure out for too long if it was a console or seggs toy
Why would we need the sponsor when the final story gave us detailed instructions?
Now she’s gonna get stress everytime she sees a stress ball.
Finally, a stress ball working as the name implies
@@Rhymelie Isn't it already its function? I don't like the fact that stress balls aren't "squishable" enough, so they don't relax me at all.
Ironic.
The glitter in the vagina story sounds horrifying. A thousand little cuts in my uterine wall sounds like the most painful way to live life.
Before the late 70's glitter was made from crushed glass. It could of been so much worse.
it's basically for this same reason that a bunch of doctors sternly warned people about that whole "putting glitter in food" trend that was big about a decade ago; most of it wasn't really food grade, was made of actual plastic, and it turns out that small plastic pieces like that also abrade your inner digestive tract on a microscopic level, which is obviously very bad. Like it turns out putting glitter into your body in *any* manner is an incredibly bad idea. Also though, I kind of doubt any significant amount of glitter made it all the way into her uterus, it was probably just stuff that stuck around near her cervix (if any *did* get into her uterus, that could also be a TSS risk, considering even some tampons can be).
Death by a Thousand cuts but honestly worse.
..uterine wall?? nothing went onto the uterus, god i'd hope not.
If I had a uterus I’d agree
I got a tampon ad before this. I ain't mad. This is the first time UA-cam showed me a relevant ad.
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
@@p-__ ok 😐👍
@@p-__Proof dawg?
I got an ad for online therapy at the end. I think UA-cam is trying to tell something
@@leoiunti7752 Ha. I'm always getting ads for therapy myself. Maybe UA-cam does know something? 🤔
Homemade toys really do result in some of the most insane disasters be it physically or on a nationwide scale like what happened to Serbia and a glass bottle incident
.... now my curiosity demands I Google this, but I am terrified of what I'll find.
Edit post google: goddamn.
Its actually a glass jar.
The Jar that wounded a man and his nation.
Imagine helping destabilize your nation because you were too embarrassed to admit you were playing with your ass and you fucked up.
Like, it was still heading that direction but he poured a lot of gasoline on that fire.
Funny thing is we could have started another war just because our guy did not want to confess to sticking a bottle up his a$$, so instead he blamed albanians lol@@icecreamnoodles3742
"Is this what it's like to be a guy?"
Girl, we have Blowfly Girl. We never had the high ground
We're all just stupid animals lol
And we love each other all the same.
@RoninCatholic sometimes 💀
At least that one was 100% fake
@@ZacksScraps was it though? Was that ever actually confirmed?
Talk about a glitter bomb
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
@@p-__YOUR WHAT
I've always said that glitter is the herpes of art supplies, but this story really brought that analogy to a new level. EDIT: goddammit someone in the original thread said almost the same thing as me
Erm, Mark Rober reference? 🤓☝️😅😅😳😳😳
2 inches lower and it would be a glitter bum
Bro gave the spider severe PTSD.
Imagine chilling in your room before a massive penis bursts open the door and slithers it's way towards you. What if we're all just spiders in a pocket pussy 🤔
Imagine what the spider is thinking. One day just chilling out in his home and then all of a sudden you get this keiju that looks like a mushroom destroying your home. Then you come face to face with the actual beast and you flung away. The trauma the poor guy had to deal with.
He just gave it the D.
@@High5748 AOT dick spider arc.
dude is a marketing genius, getting sponsored by a sex toy company in a video about makeshift sex toys gone wrong
Safety first!
Yeah, almost as if the whole video was constructed from scratch as a commercial.
Exact thought I had
Onga
might prevent more makeshift horror stories tbh XD
"Meatwallet Mishaps" is an incredible name for a band
Please don't call it a "meatwallet." No, phone, I do NOT want to add that word to my dictionary.
What about ham walet?@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine what about a ham wallet
@@endme255 pls no
Gonna make that my grindcore alias
See, Whang typically only takes sponsorships from products he actually uses. He owns a Casper, he eats Magic Spoon. So... did he try the LELO console?
he's a man of culture
Previous comment deleted; had not seen video. He sadly probably did ubjb
Whang exhibits integrity in all things, he obviously used it on himself & others.
hmmmmmm
*freeformjazz.mp3*
All I can picture is Whang in a Sham WOW like infomercial for the Lelo. Screaming into a camera "Hands free for your wee wee" Buy in the next 10 minutes and get your very own my little pony jar to fill up at your own leisure. Hurry while supplies last. Cums in its own box. Only 3 installments of 69.99
Edit: missing word
I may not have a "member," but I do have bad arachnophobia, and the very idea of that first story makes my everything curl in on itself like Homer Simpson eating a sour candy
Unrelated, but that's a cute cat in your pfp. I love cats 🐈
Good thing 95% of all Reddit stories are totally fake
@@MaxiemumKarnageSome spiders love tight spaces to snuggle up in… People talk about finding spiders in their shoes all the time. There are even videos of spiders in people’s ears.🤷🏻♀️ I believe it
@@MaxiemumKarnagebro thinks the whole world is fake..bro walks outside and thinks the sun is ai generated 😂
I too have pretty bad arachnophobia… the moment the spider eyes showed up in the vid, the phone immediately left my hands. Can’t imagine holding one on Leg 3
Very relatable experience, happens to me every month
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
As a Janitor, can confirm glitter is near impossible to clean up.
I can confirm this, also a janitor. One year, during graduation, the staff came up with the brilliant idea of putting glitter in balloons. We all know what happens when teens and balloons are in the same room. I swear, I still find glitter from that incident.
Glitter is a duking knightmare, hate that crap
musical teathre actor here. i worked in a production of Little Shop Of Horrors and our director decides that glitter would look good on every. single. part. of the goddamn scenography. 3 years later, we still find glitters in our practice room.
You can't spell glitter without litter.
@ieaturguts I costume designed Charlotte's Web this year, got super excited cuz it was my first show I got to fully design and decided that Charlotte should be super glittery. It looked super cool, but I still find glitter literally everywhere, and my poor manager does all the laundry at her house, so I imagine she'll prolly be finding it everywhere for a very long time too
The forbidden glitter bomb
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
@@p-__STFU that’s weird
This just reminds me of all those anime from the 2010's where people bled pink glitter.
based pfp
@@origamitraveler7425 Thank you. Nabeshin is the awesome sauce.
I don't remember that ever happening. I remember characters bleeding profusely and I remember characters staggering and posing around the screen like they're bleeding profusely but nothing's coming out.
Oh wait, 2010s...I wasn't watching much at all during that period. Was this a localization censorship thing still, or did a bunch of Japanese animation studios decide all at once that this would be a funny gag?
@@RoninCatholic It wasn't localization, this was in the original Japanese. I think it might've been a combination of changing Japanese broadcast standards (for example, Tokyo Ghoul used the invert filter whenever blood was on screen) and a lot of anime in that time period using pinks, purples, oranges, etc in their main color palettes. Papakiki, No Game No Life, Is This a Zombie, those are at least the ones off the top of my head.
Danganronpa
CRAFT HERPES needs to be a band.
Glam rock band.
So what you're saying is this device does what that guys ceiling fan contraption was SUPPOSED to do? 🤔🤔🤔
Yes.
Yeap
Imaginging the glitter in my hooha is making me physically cringe
Right?!
Username checks out
You know the trivia behind the character design of Beetlejuice in that cartoon? It's relevant, just not to glitter.
I don't even have one and I cringed.
YOO LYDIA PFP 🫶🫶🫶
fun fact, they do actually make glitter you can use in your hoohaa to make your discharge glittery...
That's crazy 😂
Disgusting.
If I was a woman, I don't know what would possess me to do something as disgusting and stupid
Bruh💀💀💀
They do, but you still shouldn't use it because it's still not safe, no matter what they say. Even edible glitter is not downstairs safe because your south mouth doesn't digest the way your actual mouth does.
I saw the name of the video in my notifications and was extremely hesitant to press on it
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
Lmao i immediately pressed it
*unhesitant
That's hownyou know it's a good one
ai powered javk off machine ad is not the future I expected
I don't want a computer collecting my jack off data. We _know_ even if they're not intentionally selling it to third parties, the government is digging into it to be peeping toms and hackers will get ahold of it if it's collected at all.
Don’t know why, because this is EXACTLY the future i expected.
lain pfp Hi
It's 100% what I expected. With p addiction and anime addiction and people getting more and more isolated... it's gonna be rough, and people will try to sell us the easy way out(or in).
This reminds me the South Park episode where Martha Stewart puts glitter in her you know what and shoots it out
Oh ya, the accursed queefing episode
Thats not how you eat a turkey
i can't help but think that glitter period would be something a fantasy creature would have
Like a fairy?
unicorns
@@blunderingfool yes
@@cyanide_express also yes
Or an artist
“This piece is by Man Gogh, from his Glitter Period”
The glitter story didn't sound too bad until the phrase "hundreds of tiny lacerations" was uttered
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo
Last dude had hematospermia, it can happen easily and is actually fairly common. Age can be a factor as can sex drive. If you fap too much you can cause bleeding in your reproductive organs along the various tubes, the testicles themselves, or the prostate. Usually it's just a capillary that leaks a bit and heals up in a day or two. Older men 30+, can have it happen more often than younger guys. Edging and so on can cause it too because of the constantly stopping at the point before ejaculation. Even a little tap to the balls can cause it. If it's frequent or there's a lot of bleeding then it's time to see a doctor because that could be cancer or a serious inury.
I had it some years ago off and on for weeks. It was kind of scary and basically like described here.
The worst thing was afterwards with the blood cloths.
But since then nothing.
I have no idea why it started but yes, I'm over 40 and I do the thing in longer sessions.
33. Yep, I've shot blood. Immediate thought is "well, that's not good" followed by online searching. Turns out, it's just something that happens to guys.
@@CosmicWaltz7 I feel like this is a thing guys would never talk to anyone about and I'm sure a bunch of guys simply think they are dying when they see it. But in most cases it's just like nose blood.
@@hnorrstrom I know a song with the lyrics "throw back, with blood in my c*m" and that was all I could think about for days after that. So, at least I knew one person has had that before.
dudes have it rough out here. i do not want to imagine how terrible bruised balls must feel to dudes
Every time I get a notification from you, I think it can't get any worse. And it always does! Thanks!
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
@@p-__don’t say that unless you’re willing to send in samples🥸
This sponsor has my attention, my ol' reliable died a bit ago, and the loss felt like my husband died at war.
It's a good brand. Love my lelo
@@junipersbrew Ooo, good to know, thank u!
Don't own anything from them myself but I've heard nothing but good things
Sounds like I may finally end up using one of these sponsor codes at last. If Lelo's as good as people say, that is. =p
The symptom of a dying civilization. You're part of it.
If you can take any moral from these stories it's this, when improvising self pleasure, understand that what might initially feel good to your fingers might not stand to scrutiny on your junk. When it's repeatedly rubbing the most sensitive part of your body, any surface or fluid could end up becoming an abrasive. It's all fun and games until you accidentally sandpaper your privates.
There was a research study done years ago to see if people were willing to do things they normally would not consider if they were aroused. They gave people a big survey asking them about all kinds of different 'dodgy' or outright illegal scenarios. Then, a few weeks later, they gave the same survey to the same group of people but the second time they were to answer the questions while mid-masturbation. There was a laptop wrapped in saran wrap and everything. They found that, yes, peoples inhibitions were drastically lowered during sexual arousal. They were more willing to entertain the idea of violating consent, engaging in other dodgy behaviors, etc. Since there is no real socially accepted way to integrate being overtaken by lust into the idea of a normal good person, once people are in that mindset they just decide they might as well throw nearly all social standards out the window.
Do you remember where you found that study?
It does seem plausible.
Do you remember the study? It'll be interesting to read this
Whang! is one of those channels you have to watch as soon as possible because the original upload of the video might get pulled.
Saying "and good luck" at the end of THAT particular ad on a video with THIS particular theme is so haunting.
party period
menstruation makeover
Shark week shindig?
funky flow
bloody bash
Sometimes and it not the title alone that gets me. But that fact it’s so bizarre and Whang just sips his coffee in the thumbnail like it’s another Wednesday.
Just came here to see if anyone had posted a glitoris pun yet.
LOL
"Glitoris" would be a hell of a band name
@@SniperOnSunday 5% royalties and 5% merchandise and it's yours 😆
I, too, instantly thought of the Owen Hart promo when you said, "burst a blood vessel in my blood vessel"
Freakin glitter... I remember when my sister was little. She HAD to have glitter when ever she made birthday cards or such. My dad was like "oh hell no, we will soon find this stuff on everything" and i thought he was exaggerating, but sadly no. I started finding that stuff in places i would NEVER imagine. Damn the person who invented glitter... 😖
It’s like an old dirty joke that an adult product is being sponsored by a guy named Whang.
Christ, if this were the 70s, he’d be giving the sales pitch in a BS accent
I ate a pint of eggdrop soup to the "Decomposing Fetus" and the swamp story... I went onto this, am I... Okay?
Btw the pint was great =3
i started eating gritz to this
Bold sponsor choice for today's video!
Ribs and fleshy folds to avoid farts and vacuums is a very interesting fact and I'm glad to have learned about it
Justin, I am in awe of your ability to get through these stories. You have nerves of steel, sir!
Oh I was dreading the day Whang talked about this story.
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
accidentally gave myself a yeast infection from a toy.
i worked at a hospital and the pharmacist not only knew me as a regular, she had to explain out loud *how to use* the medication because it was a new prescription 💀
I have a pretty strong stomach. I've seen... quite a bit, and heard even more. I'm subscribed to Whang! after all. And yet, I took my first bite of lunch (chefboyardee bc i'm under the weather and have to keep desperately fast meals on hand to feed myself when my autoimmune disease is acting up) right when he said "a blood clot came out" and I gagged on the canned meatball in my mouth so hard my cat sat up with an alarmed expression because of the way I was trembling trying to swallow the meatball.
0:02 ceiling fan pleasure device 💀💀💀💀
2:07 Jesus the only thing missing is online competitive leaderboards.
Most of these homemade toys sound like combo weapons straight out of Dead Rising 2
That 3am ACNH music just hits different when a crafting project goes wrong
The Dick Spider story made me shudder and literally yell “aaargh!!”
Perfectly timed for deuce dropping.
As a single parent of a daughter I can confirm glitter is absolutely an invasive species. Once it gets in, it never truly leaves a domicile.
"That's some fancy finger painting there miss." - said one casual observer
I am even more convinced that the glitter girl was a man after the "proof" lol. I was so confused during the story, thinking it didn't make sense, and now I know why
Also the fact that she kept peeing out the glitter.
Yepp like how you have 0 discharges in 2 weeks??? OP never mentioned any troubles with their discharges. Vajayjay cleans itself everyday, and i would say its 100% impossible in this case to not to mention any glitter on your panties for TWO WEEKS!
Well some of the glitter can still be lingering from the toy. Same reason why sometimes pee can be bloody if youre on your period
Yeah all that stuff was obvious knowledge as a man, not very convincing
@@lilz yeah unless it was still around her crotch but she wouldn't of cleaned that up.
It doesn't matter what you're packing or who you are, don't ruin your stuff. Holy shit.
8:25 hey, there's a cannibal corpse song about that!
this is a little song about
@@wtc5198 shooting blood... FROM YOUR
Serious question, why are there not more stories about women having mishaps from stuffing forbidden items? Is it that fewer women are as adventurous as men, or do they just not share it as openly? Because I’ve got a ton of stories about weird stuff I’ve put in there, and it’s odd to me to consider that other women don’t. That’s like buying cargo pants without using the pockets.
I think it might be because the vagina is more flexible than the penis,
There isn't a whole lot you can do with the penis without causing damage,
The vagina on the other hand can fit an entire baby's head through it without becoming irreversibly damaged, the penis on the other hand couldn't fit a carrot in it let alone anything bigger,
Generally you don't tell anyone about the uninteresting stuff you do, you don't post about how you had a relatively pleasurable night with a cucumber,
But you would talk about that time a USB cable got stuck in your penis
I think it might be because women are more reluctant to share. And the stories might also spread less, Reddit does have way more men than women.
Not a lot of women on Reddit and the few that are there get mobbed by weird DMs so much for even mentioning being female that it’s not worth it to post. I have tons of stories too but wouldn’t post them there (also because most of my DIY adventures/disasters happened when I was a minor before I could legally get actual toys)
Lmao that analogy
I remember reading some old sex self help book that said it happen many times that a woman would masturbate with a coke bottle and get it stuck inside because of the air suction
Whang I fell asleep last night with your 2 hours of demonitized videos video playing and I had the most fcked up dreams
That title is wild 😂
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
Damn, memology crossover
*this guy*
“Yay, it is my period day, glitter.😊OH MY GOD NOT LIKE THIS!” 😱
My farts are better than Whang’s farts 💨
@@PondScummerHey I've been super grateful to have my period after scary pull out sex hahaahh😂
1 inch PVC tube? Yeah I'm not surprised that last guy hurt himself. Even if you assume that's internal diameter you'd have to have a pretty small member to make that work... Jesus.
I've always had a weird hatred of glitter the way it gets everywhere and can be so difficult to get rid of just messes with me
I couldn't imagine getting glitter....there
Blue diamond???
@@laininbluescourt hey zircon
I had a bottle of Seagram's whiskey once and it made my urine black, it lasted for about a day. I wouldn't go to the hospital, even for a broken bone. So I just drank a lot of water and it seemed to clear up. Most people look at me shocked when I tell this story.
Dude,
How did it blacken your urine.
That’s crazy.
Yeah that might be from something else 😮
glitter clitter 🎉
Most of these stories that Whang tells, always make me say..: “omfg.. people are SO STUPID sometimes”…
- and then it almost makes me feel like I’m some kinda fucking genius or smth.. HAHAAHHAHAAHAH
- Thank you, Whang. For always making me laugh so fucking much omg.. THANK YOU AGAIN. And keeps the gross videos coming!
The Cumtraption sounds like a medieval torture/Minecraft xp farm
LELO console looks fancy af. Hope they've stuff for the ladies too.
As an arachnophobe, screw you for the spider jump scare bro
I cannot comprehend how many takes it took, or else how desensitized you have to be, to keep a straight face throughout this, aside from the one bit with the 'blood vessel' joke.
Lmfao that last item sounds like a banned Animaniacs prop...Holy hell
I can only assume that Whang has sacrificed his own Me Time in order to bring us these tales. Either that, or he takes an amnesiac everytime Little Whang gets twitchy.
as someone with severe arachnophobia, i'd like to thank you for giving me a horrible panic attack in the middle of the video without warning
🫂
Womp womp
skill issue
I mean, at least you know to wash your toys now.
the world doesn’t revolve around you broski
i once used a hairbush handle before and i ever used saliva as a way to make stuff slide in easily... but that handle wasnt your average handle, i thought it would be good because of how soft it was and once it got in... suddenly it felt extremely dry.. when i took out i started bleeding.
why is that? well the soft material from the handle is porous and liquid just somehow vanish.. it just get extremely dry in an instant.
tip: never use porous stuff, they will get dry.
So seeing the spider at 3:39 out of the corner of my eye just made me scream so loud at nearly midnight that I'm pretty sure I woke up everyone O_O;;; Definitely woke the dog, if nothing else.
(included the timestamp for anyone who looks at the comments before watching the vid, hope I don't get buried lol)
This is one of THOSE Whang! videos. The kind that says "I don't want to know" in your brain. But when you are bored as hell you put it on because as gross as it is you at least know it will be entertaining.
After watching this I got an advert for Splunk and when I read it as Spunk I choked
✨️HOORAY YOURE ON YOUR PERIOD!✨️
8:00 You have 4 hours of free time
Normal People: Play a videogame or watch a series
This guy: THE CUMTRAPTION
Okay that glitter period broke me, I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while
Women's periods is something I universally agree to say they're built different
Why every time Whang says the words homemade and sextoy always results in disasters?
Don't play with forces you don't want close to your junk
Nothing Whang has EVER talked about has made me nearly as uncomfortable as the guy passing a blood clot out his pee hole.
I genuinely almost threw up 😂
i absolutely love the choice of video game music you use in your videos, it gives your stuff a nice comfy unique vibe despite telling wild stories and is one of the things i look forward to when watching your content, it's a shame when you use normal royalty free stuff. please keep it up!
this is the only type of ad i watch
nice profile pic
@@squtnik thank you! :)
Huge fan of the 3:00 a.m. Animal Crossing New Horizons music in the background, quite the vibe to be honest, especially for a video like this where it just sounds so stupid and accurate playing in the background
When I saw this I laughed so hard and knew I had to know how tf something like that happens. Thank you Whang! for bringing me so many wacky stories.
This is why I buy Flashlights and use the cleaning spray. Renewing powder is the weirdest thing I've found attached to my member.
Whang brings that level of “please save my miserable day”that few can achieve. At least for me. Also, a sex toy sponsorship? My dude. 🤟
That is the most appropriate sponsor Whang has ever gotten
Oh dang! It's Whang!
"Glitter period" sounds like a name for a new age band
Glitter is one of those products that people are ridiculously unsafe with because they clearly have zero idea what they're messing with. Not even being facetious here. Glitter is often tiny bits of plastic, often which has sharp edges.. and lots of people for whatever reason find it funny to throw this in the air / in people's faces as a 'glitter bomb' ect. If you breathe in and inhale glitter on accident, it lives in your lungs now. That isn't coming out. It can easily cut up the tissue there because, again, glitter has sharp edges. The same is true of your eyes - there are people who have had vision loss or straight up lost their eye entirely due to glitter. Use it safely as a decoration, yes, but never as a toy
You’re really good at your job man. I really appreciate you being patient with me as a fan… I know I came at it like wrong I guess I got excited lol. Videos like yours are the reason I feel confident enough to even engage on social media again, so know people like you help people like me. Keep doing you man, it’s working.
Whang goes from wholesome videos to disgusting videos. There is no in-between
That glitter story, oh dear god. Glitter is so... _rough._
Like a paper towel or tp tube? That seems like a really tight fit…
Yooooo that add was OUTRAGEOUS. 💀
Did we have to use the word 'spew', Mr. Whang?
Love abit of Whang on a Thursday Afternoon 😊😊😊