It took Travis' own wife 118 episodes in campaign two to romance his character. It took Ashley less than 16. I think we really found the alpha of this group.
im so proud of travis, we've really seen him go through all the stages of making d&d pcs from the "Idk How To Play This Game So I'm Just Gonna Make A Guy Who Likes Killing Things" phase (grog), to the "I Now Know How To Play This Game So I'm Gonna Make A Guy Who's Got A Deep Backstory For The Plot" phase (fjord), and now he has landed in what i like to call the Silly Character phase. we all end up in the silly character phase (and i think macaroni samsonite was the first time he realised he could just go fucking wild with it in a regular ol' d&d setting), but i must say that an old-ass tiny werewolf who wants to fuck a fey being twice his size is truly up there with the greats.
Omg I could have never IMAGINED. That THE travis willingham would flirt with ANYONE. Omg I feel like a proud mom looking at him doing all this stuff and playing this fun crazy character. Gosh what a great time to be alive 🙌
I love how in the previous campaigns they slowly worked into being the super flirtatious character, from grog/pike not being romantically involved with anyone, to fjord/yasha being good relationship partners and super sweet individually, to FUCKING Chetney/Fearne.. the most outwardly sexual (even if playfully between characters), the change is amazing to see
I think the reason Travis is able to do this is because its so ridiculous. I can’t see him ever being this outward with romance if it was supposed to be more meaningful (unless there was build up like Fjord/Jester)
@@FoxGamer39618 I also do Imagine him sitting with Laura and going......"I I have been thinking about maybe doing some romance" and then laura getting so excited. Gosh these two are just the best couple ever. So supportive of eachother
@@dakotahrussell3375 I do kinda hope they build up to Chetney maybe finding his roots and maybe ever at the end of the campaign, Fearne having that family that she was talking about. Gosh I love Fearne with all my heart.
2:50 Love how Matt just says "Rock falls, everyone dies", it's like hitting a red button to get the control over the situation (and very funny to imagine 😂))
TO BE FAIR I don't think he's in it for the romance. This is totally him making fun of the "alpha" type guys that are way too stuck up their own ass to have real romance.
@@shanedsouza189 Plus I think he's up for some laughs. Because let's be honest - roleplaying romances is usually pretty hilarious ;) (of course, there are serious moments like Keyleth and Vax had for example, but I think humor is more common)
Sam is an animal. He smells the tiniest blood drop and goes full predator mode. First I saw this and animation after. I liked the animation, but I love this. Their faces and jokes are just impeccable.
Pike the holy girl herself ended up with scanlan for a bit, then Yasha ended up in the worlds most dangerous WLW relationship, and now Fearne is hitting it up with everyone, Bi Queen.
Everyone just taking turns being Ashley's love interest every campaign. Travis' time to shine now! Hahahaha. So we've had Sam, Marisha and now Travis. I love it. Lol
@@walkerdevin08 Laura's characters are usually into dicks though xD Jester talking about dicks in the early campaign 2 episode, Vex saying 'oh no, I'm thinking about dicks again' when Matt was describing a sword xD
Honestly everyone's taking turns with all of the girls. Ashley: Sam, Marisha and now Travis Marisha: Liam, Ashley and now Laura Laura: Percy, Fjord and now Marisha
You think that the position of the moon in the sky is random? Try this, go out when the moon is visible at 1-hour intervals and plot the position of the moon. You might find that it makes a regular pattern. If you do that enough nights in a row you might learn something.
@@FinnMcRiangabra I didn’t say it was random, just that it has nothing to do with earths position in relation to the sun Edit: the only way you would be able to tell the time based on the moon would be if you somehow had a way to measure how much of it is lit and it’s location in the sky relative to earth. Which a master craftsman who specializes in wood carving will likely not have the tools or know how for
@@angelopalermo880 1. You do not seem to be a sea-going navigator. The rise and set of the moon is, assuredly predictable. Much easier on land in a set location. And inasmuch as the date has to do with the position of the Earth relative to the sun (you are just going to have to believe me on this), the phase of the moon does as well. 2. Are you ignoring that Chetney is a werewolf? That maybe, just maybe, cause him to be invested in the phase, rise, and set of the moon if werewolves in Exandria are like Earth fantasy werewolves.
@@FinnMcRiangabra why are you talking like you’re so high and mighty? I saw something funny, and had a funny response to it. I just wanted to get my thoughts out there. Yes, I know you can tell time with the moon. No, I don’t think a werewolf would be able to do that solely because they’re a werewolf. If you had a sextant and a good understanding of math, you would absolutely be able to tell the time based on the phase of the moon alone(unless it’s not in the sky). Turn the moon, sun, and earth(or in this case, exandria) into a triangle. Measure the angle of the moon to the ground, and then use math to accurately deduce the angle of the sun to the moon using what phase the moon is in. This gives you 2/3 angles of the celestial triangle we’re making here, so you only need to do basic subtraction from there to figure out the final angle of the sun to the earth. Assuming you know where you are on the planet, and where the moon is in the sky, this should tell you which half of the planet is being lit by sunlight, and then by proxy, how long it would take your location to reach the sunlight. If you can’t do that bit, turn the earth into a circle, where half is lit by the sun and half is not. Bisect the earth with a line originating from the sun, and then cut the earth into 24 even pieces(assuming there are 24 hour day/night cycles on exandria), and figure out which 1/24th of the earth you are on. That will tell you the time. It’s not complicated math, no. But in Chetney’s state, where he was tired, wounded, in a state of pre nut confusion, and likely general mania, he would not have done all of that math in the short amount of time it took him to decide to just go downstairs and ask for a wake up call.
(Knock. Knock. Knock.) Imogen: Are you guys doing stuff or can I come in? Sam: How hard are you? God, I wish Laura had responded with "I didn't knock on the door with my hand."
I love how everytime there’s romance it’s literally almost never with who the player is actually married to, save for fjord and jester, but the partner of the person being romanced is just like YES FINALLY IVE BEEN ROOTING FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TO ROMANCE ANOTHER PERSON IN DND. It’s great. Like Travis shipping imodna, and Laura shipping chetney and fearne
There is a par of me that really wants to know what would have happened if Chetney had howled at the right time. Would Ashley and Travis gone through with it?
So new dm and just did my first session and I thought i was prepared for everything and one of my players, a celestial warlock Haregeon whom works at this pesduo evil carnival rolled high enough to convince the creature keeper Cyclops named Cylde for a quickie fade to black
I kind of get the impression that Travis made Chetney thinking "seduce this lol" but the second he actually started playing him it became "imma seduce everybody"
There was a quick part before this where Chetney orders a room for himself and says he might have a visitor but that's about it. I omitted it because it wasn't as funny/interesting.
It took Travis' own wife 118 episodes in campaign two to romance his character. It took Ashley less than 16. I think we really found the alpha of this group.
It took Liam one.
@@TheShreksecution Wasn't it two episodes? I thought Lieve'tel seduced ol' Bertie in the Search for Bob, the sequel for Search for Grog.
@@romxxii fair enough!
Wasn’t it 118 in campaign 2?
@@olgabahirkina1286 Shit you're right. I'm correcting now.
Campaign 2: "I hate romance in DnD. I won't even romance my own wife. You can't make me."
Campaign 3: "You gonna come get this or not?"
its more comedy though
I think he likes it because it's silly
She even said that if he rejected Jester, he’d be rejecting his own wife
To be fair this isn't exactly what I'd call romance.
forgot Campaign 1: "I will never play romance in DnD. All that I like in RPGs is beating enemies and gathering gold"
Matt screaming "HURT! HUURRRTT!" Is probably the best part of this
Matt has to learn not to expect maturity from his friends.
All apologies to Matt, that definitely sounded like "hard".
The way Travis just “how WHAT” is killing me
Freudian slip? 🤣
Believe you me, we all hard it....errr...ooops
As someone said, it sounds like he set herd/hert so it could be either. Though re-listening, he does say hurt
It took Ashley like tenish episodes to seduce Travis, about six for Matt, less than one and a half for Liam and over 100 for Laura.
Travis romance any% speedrun category when?
@@TheLocoRunner an even more interesting category would be all achievments ;)
Don't let Laura see this, she might speedrun her husband next campaign.
Laura went for the romance, everyone else went for the one night stands
@@StarlitSunLight Avantika was going for a little romance.
"On a scale from spruce to oak" is sooo funny, holy shit 😂
I never see appreciation for Marishas “Chetney stays hard”. Because I love that.
1:54 the precise moment the Dungeon Master realized he lost control
im so proud of travis, we've really seen him go through all the stages of making d&d pcs
from the "Idk How To Play This Game So I'm Just Gonna Make A Guy Who Likes Killing Things" phase (grog), to the "I Now Know How To Play This Game So I'm Gonna Make A Guy Who's Got A Deep Backstory For The Plot" phase (fjord), and now he has landed in what i like to call the Silly Character phase.
we all end up in the silly character phase (and i think macaroni samsonite was the first time he realised he could just go fucking wild with it in a regular ol' d&d setting), but i must say that an old-ass tiny werewolf who wants to fuck a fey being twice his size is truly up there with the greats.
Oh we all have that phase ♡
Oh my shit, I never realized that transition, but it makes sense. Reading your comment made me realize that is exactly the slope I have been going.
...Fuck, why you gotta call me out like this
@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 RIGHT?
Just wait til he gets to the "exploring part of his trauma" stage. Those are my favourite characters.
i love how Matt's voice breaks ever so slightly trying to emphasize that he said HURT, not HARD >_< and everyone corpsing at it.
She knows the alpha when she sees it,
Matt awkward as hell adn questioning all his life decisions: Thats not a thing
lmao
They're operating by paranormal romance rules, Matt--they can't hear you.
Omg I could have never IMAGINED. That THE travis willingham would flirt with ANYONE. Omg I feel like a proud mom looking at him doing all this stuff and playing this fun crazy character. Gosh what a great time to be alive 🙌
I love how in the previous campaigns they slowly worked into being the super flirtatious character, from grog/pike not being romantically involved with anyone, to fjord/yasha being good relationship partners and super sweet individually, to FUCKING Chetney/Fearne.. the most outwardly sexual (even if playfully between characters), the change is amazing to see
I think the reason Travis is able to do this is because its so ridiculous. I can’t see him ever being this outward with romance if it was supposed to be more meaningful (unless there was build up like Fjord/Jester)
Wow. Fjord really changed him. I love it.
@@FoxGamer39618 I also do Imagine him sitting with Laura and going......"I I have been thinking about maybe doing some romance" and then laura getting so excited. Gosh these two are just the best couple ever. So supportive of eachother
@@dakotahrussell3375 I do kinda hope they build up to Chetney maybe finding his roots and maybe ever at the end of the campaign, Fearne having that family that she was talking about. Gosh I love Fearne with all my heart.
Poor Matt always having his choice of words thrown back in his face by the group.
It reminds me of the scene from Indiana Jones, Last Crusade, "you have chosen, Poorly"
The curse of a DM, it's gloriously awful.
City proper anyone
He does it to himself;
I think his subconscious must actually _[love]_ it.
He should’ve learned by this point
2:50 Love how Matt just says "Rock falls, everyone dies", it's like hitting a red button to get the control over the situation (and very funny to imagine 😂))
Fairytale creatures: sets an impossible task for their lover to prove their worth
Chetney: ;)
Ferne: wake up at 3am
Imagine a 3 foot gnome an a 6 feet faun, getting the maple syrup running.
I just see the gerbil on the banana meme, but in reverse
@@rierussell2303 it was a hamster, I think
I love how both Travis and Ashley have gone totally unhinged with their characters this campaign. Just loving every second of this eccentric chaos
“ Rocks fall, everyone dies”
Love Ashley and Travis Playing romance chicken with their characters
His southern slipped out for hurt and I am so fucking here for it.
Campaign 2 unleashed a monster. Travis really went from "I don't do romance in D&D" to hitting on PCs every episode 😂
TO BE FAIR I don't think he's in it for the romance.
This is totally him making fun of the "alpha" type guys that are way too stuck up their own ass to have real romance.
@@shanedsouza189 Plus I think he's up for some laughs. Because let's be honest - roleplaying romances is usually pretty hilarious ;)
(of course, there are serious moments like Keyleth and Vax had for example, but I think humor is more common)
He's doing it as a joke. Chetney's an old man.
Remember when Travis wouldn't even touch RPG romance with a 20-metre pole?
He has come so far since those days
:') he really has
I love how much flirtier Travis is as old man Chentey, but so shy as young handsome man Fjord 😂😂😂
@@0pine0 Think it's just the fun of it. Playing a woodworker old gnome.
@@0pine0 and with grog just never even understood it
I love that he can’t seem to help himself, and still has Chetney flirt with Imogen
“Is that like uhh…like a rule…or unspoken contract?”
Marisha asking the real questions here.
"How hard are you?"
"That's my secret, captain..."
Pfahahahaha amazing
🤣🤣💀
ive seen the 'how hard are you' clip, but seeing it in context makes it so much better
Sam is an animal. He smells the tiniest blood drop and goes full predator mode. First I saw this and animation after. I liked the animation, but I love this. Their faces and jokes are just impeccable.
I love how they it increasingly awkward the longer it went on, like "oh shit, what if we actually have to do this?"
Sam and laura are the most selective hearing duo ever, they will turn any conversation into innuendo and make matt exploded
Travis: "Oh, you want ROMANCE? I'LL GIVE YOU ROMANCE!"
Rocks fall. Everyone dies.
This was inspired.
"Chetney stays hard" Marisha with the gem
Wanna talk about ALPHA?
Ashleys characters have been hit on in every campaign.
We all know who the REAL alpha is.
All their characters have been hit on in every campaign tbf.
facts!
Beytaaaah!
“She knows the alpha when she sees it.”
Yes, every time she looks in the mirror.
Pike the holy girl herself ended up with scanlan for a bit, then Yasha ended up in the worlds most dangerous WLW relationship, and now Fearne is hitting it up with everyone, Bi Queen.
I'm so glad this got clipped. I was dying when it happened live. This might be the funniest roleplaying moment of all time.
If a woman slept with me cause she thought it would be funny... id be ok with it
honestly, especially if THIS 6 feet tall fey lady wanted to sleep with me because it would be funny, then hell to the yes
Especially if that woman was played by Ashley Johnson
She let me hit cuz I'm goofy.
@@HongKongPhooey89 she hitting you cause you're goofy
i love how the two people who tried to avoid dnd romance at all costs are now the ones encouraging it every chance they get
2:39 And now you can see the face of a man accepting the lack of control he truly has in the game he is DMing
"How hard?!?!"
DM: *~Visual Panic~*
Everyone just taking turns being Ashley's love interest every campaign. Travis' time to shine now! Hahahaha. So we've had Sam, Marisha and now Travis. I love it. Lol
I bet it’ll be Laura or Taliesin in campaign 4
@@walkerdevin08 Laura's characters are usually into dicks though xD
Jester talking about dicks in the early campaign 2 episode, Vex saying 'oh no, I'm thinking about dicks again' when Matt was describing a sword xD
Honestly everyone's taking turns with all of the girls.
Ashley: Sam, Marisha and now Travis
Marisha: Liam, Ashley and now Laura
Laura: Percy, Fjord and now Marisha
Chet and Fearne banter is honestly a highlight of this campaign for me 👌🏻😂
I love the idea that he looks at the moon to determine the time, especially considering the moons location in the sky has NOTHING to do with time
You think that the position of the moon in the sky is random? Try this, go out when the moon is visible at 1-hour intervals and plot the position of the moon. You might find that it makes a regular pattern. If you do that enough nights in a row you might learn something.
@@FinnMcRiangabra I didn’t say it was random, just that it has nothing to do with earths position in relation to the sun
Edit: the only way you would be able to tell the time based on the moon would be if you somehow had a way to measure how much of it is lit and it’s location in the sky relative to earth. Which a master craftsman who specializes in wood carving will likely not have the tools or know how for
@@angelopalermo880 1. You do not seem to be a sea-going navigator. The rise and set of the moon is, assuredly predictable. Much easier on land in a set location. And inasmuch as the date has to do with the position of the Earth relative to the sun (you are just going to have to believe me on this), the phase of the moon does as well.
2. Are you ignoring that Chetney is a werewolf? That maybe, just maybe, cause him to be invested in the phase, rise, and set of the moon if werewolves in Exandria are like Earth fantasy werewolves.
@@FinnMcRiangabra why are you talking like you’re so high and mighty? I saw something funny, and had a funny response to it. I just wanted to get my thoughts out there. Yes, I know you can tell time with the moon. No, I don’t think a werewolf would be able to do that solely because they’re a werewolf. If you had a sextant and a good understanding of math, you would absolutely be able to tell the time based on the phase of the moon alone(unless it’s not in the sky). Turn the moon, sun, and earth(or in this case, exandria) into a triangle. Measure the angle of the moon to the ground, and then use math to accurately deduce the angle of the sun to the moon using what phase the moon is in. This gives you 2/3 angles of the celestial triangle we’re making here, so you only need to do basic subtraction from there to figure out the final angle of the sun to the earth. Assuming you know where you are on the planet, and where the moon is in the sky, this should tell you which half of the planet is being lit by sunlight, and then by proxy, how long it would take your location to reach the sunlight. If you can’t do that bit, turn the earth into a circle, where half is lit by the sun and half is not. Bisect the earth with a line originating from the sun, and then cut the earth into 24 even pieces(assuming there are 24 hour day/night cycles on exandria), and figure out which 1/24th of the earth you are on. That will tell you the time. It’s not complicated math, no. But in Chetney’s state, where he was tired, wounded, in a state of pre nut confusion, and likely general mania, he would not have done all of that math in the short amount of time it took him to decide to just go downstairs and ask for a wake up call.
@@angelopalermo880 I am glad you had time to look up how it works and copy or re-phrase that into a post. Now you know.
There are days when I can't figure out who will make Matt quit first: the angry bois in Twitch chat, or his actual players.
Who cares bout twitch chat? Also aren’t these podcasts now pre recorded?
@@danzansandeev6033 No. They're live.
@@shadows_star no they aren’t. They switched to pre recorded streams after covid started
@@shadows_star No… they’re prerecorded.
@@motodog242and that stopped after Covid restrictions lifted.
You can tell Travis was considering to answer how hard he/Chetney was lmao
I know it's more of a running joke right now but I really do hope they'll get serious as the campaign progresses, I really adore their dynamic.
The Bells Hells animated series seems like it's going to be the other kind of adult series.
We’ve come a long way from pike and grog and it’s amazing
(Knock. Knock. Knock.)
Imogen: Are you guys doing stuff or can I come in?
Sam: How hard are you?
God, I wish Laura had responded with "I didn't knock on the door with my hand."
🤣🤣💀
Half of the folks watching would’ve corpsed right then and there
This is the horniest campaign CritRole has done and I'm here for it.
"can I keep track of the mood to tell the time?"
"Depends, How hard are you?"
NEW T-Shirt:
How Hard are You?
boy I'm catching up on M9 and just finished the Avantika arc and this . . . is a different Travis
I wouldn't even consider this romance. this is something better
so...my innocent brain thought that "wolf's call" ment he was gonna...turn Fern into a were-fern....
"Yes. And yes." was also a pretty great response.
Haven't seen Matt so broken for a long time!😆
I love how everytime there’s romance it’s literally almost never with who the player is actually married to, save for fjord and jester, but the partner of the person being romanced is just like YES FINALLY IVE BEEN ROOTING FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TO ROMANCE ANOTHER PERSON IN DND. It’s great. Like Travis shipping imodna, and Laura shipping chetney and fearne
Matt's tongue-slip is the funniest moment in this campaign so far
Poor Matt.. having to deal with Sam and his selective hearing lmao!!
Im so proud of Ashley and Travis with their characters
hurt! HURT!! ... been there with my group.. 4 DMs and we all play to break the current DM it never goes well.. always ends with god dammit
Me hoping they will carry on this energy even further.
I saw this clip without the one night stand context... now it's even better
" Rocks fall, you all die."
This was a level of wholesome I did not know I needed.
This is the best moment in all the campaigns! 😂 and the opening of following episode
FELLAS WE WON DO YOU HEAR ME WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
How hurt are you?
Balsa wood
Mahogany
I'm like Ashley Burch over here
I'm currently a solid palm tree
Hard as an ironwood and fired like Vesuvius, I’ll brb!!! 😁
Can’t threaten a Satyr with a good time, ijs
There is a par of me that really wants to know what would have happened if Chetney had howled at the right time. Would Ashley and Travis gone through with it?
ashley said they would
Matt just keeps getting smashed left and right.
First it was Travis with his f***ery, then Sam came along and dumped the load.
So new dm and just did my first session and I thought i was prepared for everything and one of my players, a celestial warlock Haregeon whom works at this pesduo evil carnival rolled high enough to convince the creature keeper Cyclops named Cylde for a quickie fade to black
01:50 Gotta admit I misheard this as well at the time it happened.
Even Ashley was like :O
0:59 What is it about Ashley’s little shudder there that reminds me of Goldie Hawn?
0:59 vbababa
I’m so happy. This is hilarious in all the right ways. : )
Notts parents are so cute together
I should not have watched this after dental surgury. The pain...
I love that Laura is right there next to Ashley.
I fell of my chair laughing while watching this.
That's an entirely different kind of roleplay
Wait... Are you saying... Ashley and Travis's characters, Fearne and _CHETNEY,_ are ending up together?! 😱
Perfect way to possibly write off Ashley in the future: consequences of a one night stand with Chetney after this.
More like write off Travis lol
@@darrianfriant that too
@@darrianfriant That would be hilarious!
LOL! Cant wait to begin with campaign 3. Almost done with C2
I honestly heard "how hard are you" as well lol
This is like... improv chicken
have you seen Narrative Telephone yet?
@@MorganBondelid the first couple. Is it more of this?
How hard are you...
9...
Critical role confirmed as part of the omegaverse! I can see the fanfiction forming in my mind's eye...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Gawd damn that was hilarious.
Roll for hardness.
And then he missed it.
he missed it
HURT. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!
I kind of get the impression that Travis made Chetney thinking "seduce this lol" but the second he actually started playing him it became "imma seduce everybody"
damn, this aged well
did something else happen BEFORE this part that led to this? did I miss hints leading to this this during the episode?
There was a quick part before this where Chetney orders a room for himself and says he might have a visitor but that's about it. I omitted it because it wasn't as funny/interesting.
Lmfaooooooo! I am deceased 😂😂
HOW HARD ARE YOU
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
How hard are you?
Who said anything about one night??
She sounds so calm and innocent but shes really just like a 16 year old.
*SPOILERS*
They never got their chance 😭
nooo too soon too soon lol