The Two Ronnies Tomorrow's Kitchen

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2009
  • Ronnie Barker looking into the Kitchen of the future...
    Series 5 - Episode 8
    Broadcast: 23rd October 1976
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  • @GroundhogDayisAWESOME
    @GroundhogDayisAWESOME 2 роки тому +4

    "Sorry, WRONG CUCUMBER."
    laughing my abs off!

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 14 років тому +67

    "Well, it's either two o'clock or they're still on strike."
    Classic!

  • @notthisguyagain4635
    @notthisguyagain4635 3 роки тому +2

    I was born in 1975. My dad introduced us to the Two Ronnie’s, Dave Allen and Love Thy Neighbour.
    We had Kingswood Country in Australia as well.
    I miss the old days.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 3 роки тому +5

    "Either it's two o'clock or they're still on strike."
    Class!

  • @hrishikeshannamboodiri4971
    @hrishikeshannamboodiri4971 3 роки тому +2

    "Sorry, wrong cucumber"😂

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +80

    The eye level grill. Designed by ronnie Corbett

    • @jonasthemovie
      @jonasthemovie 4 роки тому +5

      Aran 999999999 The audience laughing before the punchline kind of ruined it.

    • @therealxunil2
      @therealxunil2 4 роки тому

      Say what you hear....

    • @dca-Letsplay
      @dca-Letsplay 2 роки тому +1

      what i love about that joke is during the laughter you can hear Corbett laughing

  • @liammccarron8191
    @liammccarron8191 4 роки тому +8

    A time when my mother would have loved a washing machine. Not complaining. This was / is funny. Two great comedians.

  • @mkbuddy
    @mkbuddy 5 років тому +7

    That is comedy gold done by a legend

  • @MrDaiseymay
    @MrDaiseymay 7 років тому +128

    No obscene or coase swearing--just great wit ,innuendo, and unbeatable delivery--there will never be another pair like them.

    • @marybranicki3354
      @marybranicki3354 5 років тому +5

      SOooooooo well said !

    • @jimhughes1962
      @jimhughes1962 5 років тому +9

      It takes genuine intelligence to write comedy like this. We don't see much of that anymore.

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 5 років тому +3

      the day after the world ends.

    • @leafshade3643
      @leafshade3643 4 роки тому +5

      Swearing isn't more obscene than innuendo, in many ways it is less so, it's devalued and effectively meaningless.

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE 4 роки тому +3

      Definitely a great "PAIR" 🤣

  • @GreatUncleEscobar
    @GreatUncleEscobar 11 років тому +24

    Only one word for it, and that is 'genius', not least that time doesn't render it any less amusing.

  • @ZER0--
    @ZER0-- 5 років тому +43

    I thought it would have been only be 4 candles.

  • @Over_Sky
    @Over_Sky 9 років тому +122

    "Ah, yes, supposing... I want some crumpet at teatime"
    (audience start laughing)
    "Well, supposing I do"
    (audience laugh some more)
    "What I do after 5 o'clock is my own business"
    I never get tired of watching this clip. Brilliant from start to finish.

    • @Culturedropout
      @Culturedropout 8 років тому +5

      +Sir Moovenstein Thank you for the translation. I listened to the last part three times and wasn't getting anything out of it. :D

    • @RoughJustice2k18
      @RoughJustice2k18 5 років тому +2

      @TheRenaissanceman65 ... and you don't necessarily have to be British to enjoy it either! :-)

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 5 років тому +3

      don't forget bats put holes in the top of your milk bottles.

    • @GibsterBoy5
      @GibsterBoy5 4 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @lisacollins5868
      @lisacollins5868 4 роки тому

      @TheRenaissanceman65 😄😄😄😉

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +19

    This is real comedy. You didn't need to say f words every 5 seconds. This was something very well written and brilliant and these actors really did a amazing job at bringing it to life.

    • @rickmontgomery3037
      @rickmontgomery3037 4 роки тому

      Exactly. Sadly, nowadays it's the F bomb and the "L" word....back then F meant Funny and L meant Laughter.

    • @grahamd5418
      @grahamd5418 3 роки тому

      Not trying to get cheap laughs at other people's expense either.

  • @H76Pro
    @H76Pro 4 роки тому +4

    1976 The year I was born 😁

  • @worldsno1drwhofan
    @worldsno1drwhofan 14 років тому +26

    hehe "eye level grill, designed by Ronnie Corbett" LOL that is so clever!

  • @richardsfinalfantasy
    @richardsfinalfantasy 6 років тому +113

    If you ate all that, you could see muhammad ali, in a dark room, with your eyes shut. Even if he wasnt there. Brilliant.

    • @davidmg1925
      @davidmg1925 5 років тому +33

      Oooo how the looneys would jump up and down if that was done now......

    • @Aran-vc7rx
      @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +4

      That part always gets me

    • @razor2sharp282
      @razor2sharp282 4 роки тому +5

      There would be riots if that was said on tv these days

    • @Regi869
      @Regi869 4 роки тому +4

      @@davidmg1925 SJW's would be pissing in their pants

    • @craigdavidson2278
      @craigdavidson2278 3 роки тому +2

      The soundtrack to my child hood.....the two Ronnies

  • @mottledbrain
    @mottledbrain 8 років тому +37

    "When the wife blows out the candles tonight there'll be a cold front with a following wind." Thumbs up!

  • @jameshodges1956
    @jameshodges1956 4 роки тому +2

    Classic. Love the mouse trap.

  • @27Bluebottle
    @27Bluebottle 11 років тому +15

    what can I do with this carrot?
    Laughter
    Thank you very much Madam(!)

  • @transcendentstudios6819
    @transcendentstudios6819 6 років тому +4

    Simply wonderful

  • @crazyflod
    @crazyflod 4 роки тому +3

    Ah there’s a holes in the other side of the box 🤣

  • @riftalope
    @riftalope 13 років тому +6

    Thankyou! I have been looking for this sense I saw a tape of this in '89! (I think.) The Two Ronnies never aired in Indianapolis.(Monty Python was already paid for.)

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 4 роки тому +4

    Brilliant

  • @MaskedMan66
    @MaskedMan66 8 років тому +8

    Love that entrance!

  • @nirmalsuki
    @nirmalsuki 5 років тому +26

    The level of pun is beyond legendary...

  • @TheSatanshunter
    @TheSatanshunter 6 років тому +31

    "how about the food of the future? well it's gonna me bigger"
    Have you seen the size of a Mars bar nowadays?? XD

    • @RobRandomVids
      @RobRandomVids 4 роки тому +7

      On the subject of chocolate bars, I think we should go back to calling snickers bars marathons. Why? Well, then we could call the fun size bars half marathons.

    • @lisacollins5868
      @lisacollins5868 4 роки тому

      @@RobRandomVids 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😉

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 4 роки тому +6

    1:44 You could tell by Ronnie's reaction that the electric shock wasn't meant to happen.

  • @robertcater7116
    @robertcater7116 3 роки тому +2

    No wonder the eggs come out cracked 😂😂😂

  • @giuseppersa2391
    @giuseppersa2391 4 роки тому +5

    Humour at it's best!! Nothing like it these days

  • @DamiensTrainsandTravels
    @DamiensTrainsandTravels 6 років тому +12

    Great video, better than todays comedy, wait, there is none...........

    • @neithere
      @neithere 5 років тому +3

      There is. It just takes time for a show to become classic. There's always been tons garbage and a few gems every once in a while.

    • @lys2303
      @lys2303 4 роки тому +1

      Watch foil arms and hog! They are great also! 💚

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 4 роки тому

      ^^ _old man yells at cloud_

    • @tamaramoran7463
      @tamaramoran7463 4 роки тому

      The IT crowd

    • @keithstebbing436
      @keithstebbing436 Рік тому

      @@neithere nope. There are no gems today. It's all woke garbage. The 70s was full of fab comedy with nill swearing or PC toxic. A far better Era than the chaos of now,

  • @Discoretrox
    @Discoretrox 5 років тому +5

    When he pulls out that big pill 😂😂

    • @Dumbird0
      @Dumbird0 4 роки тому

      @MusicMadMaurice Depends if they are into that.

  • @mikaelabowen5781
    @mikaelabowen5781 7 років тому +3

    Superb!!!

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +3

    Brilliant comedy

  • @sandismall8559
    @sandismall8559 6 років тому +2

    Spot on with the larger sized food portions; they're everywhere now.

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +8

    A small electric shock

  • @johnmcdyer7297
    @johnmcdyer7297 4 роки тому +3

    Just brilliant ha ha ha

  • @dishybear
    @dishybear 3 роки тому +2

    I wonder how many of the comedians today, tomorrow and the future have or will be greatly influenced by the late, great Ronnie B. I would say more than "alot".

  • @TeamKuukiFoodGames
    @TeamKuukiFoodGames 12 років тому +3

    LOL i love the moustrap idea

  • @manos3790
    @manos3790 4 роки тому +5

    Wittiest human being ever.

  • @TheFattHatt
    @TheFattHatt 8 років тому +44

    "Sorry, wrong cucumber"

    • @VeryOldEngine
      @VeryOldEngine 8 років тому +7

      +TheFattHatt "What do we get? We get a small electric shock."

    • @algaegaming3834
      @algaegaming3834 8 років тому +6

      There's two holes in the box no wonder the eggs come out cracked...

    • @EM-yk1dw
      @EM-yk1dw 6 років тому +7

      So clever what a classic sketch.

    • @Aran-vc7rx
      @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +3

      Sorry wrong cucumber, try again

    • @johnstriker480
      @johnstriker480 4 роки тому +1

      *pissing my pants with laughter* xD

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +5

    The mouse trap of the future. Cheese, a Jimmy young record and a brick. You creep up behind and hit it with a brick.

  • @RasPutintheGreat
    @RasPutintheGreat 6 років тому +4

    Legend!

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot 4 роки тому +2

    Genius..... :)

  • @kyawkyawwin1
    @kyawkyawwin1 4 роки тому +3

    Another classic - from the pen of Gerald Wiley perchance?

  • @rapVCK
    @rapVCK 6 років тому +7

    Hahahaha brilliant..

  • @grahamd5418
    @grahamd5418 3 роки тому +1

    Thirteen guranteed repeats on BBC2. No change there.

  • @sb50cal9
    @sb50cal9 6 років тому +25

    Now if you ate all that side, you’d be able to see Muhammad Ali in a dark room with your eyes shut... even if he wasn’t there...

    • @Speedbird7771
      @Speedbird7771 6 років тому +10

      SB 50cal already imagining the riots if that phrase were included in a modern comedy sketch! 🤣🤣

  • @eIucidate
    @eIucidate 8 років тому +6

    Dat wallpaper tho

  • @cuteyjames
    @cuteyjames 6 років тому +20

    Kitchen cow kind of looks like the cows in Minecraft 😂

    • @mountainstartemple6041
      @mountainstartemple6041 3 роки тому

      they we so ahead of their time ... envisioning Minecraft in an era of Pong!

  • @MColeProductions
    @MColeProductions 14 років тому +5

    "Hello?"
    (The audience laughs)
    "Sorry, wrong cucumber. Try again."
    (The audience bursts into laughter.)
    Brilliant!

  • @joachimkodak7644
    @joachimkodak7644 2 роки тому

    Great

  • @fscreations7373
    @fscreations7373 4 роки тому +1

    Anyone else hear Boris Johnson when the close their eyes and listen to this...?

  • @davidmg1925
    @davidmg1925 5 років тому +2

    It's the delivery.......its not so much what's done , how it's done.

  • @davemoore2917
    @davemoore2917 5 років тому +12

    I’m 19 so I was born far from the days of good clean, clever comedy like this but I wish I was around during this time as now all comedy is is callous remarks and rude jokes but two ronnies, spike Milligan,tommy cooper,morecambe and wise to name a few that was the era of comedy and I hope it will live on to make us laugh.

    • @mc-ec3bu
      @mc-ec3bu 5 років тому +3

      I am so sorry you missed it it really was as good as it looks.

    • @patrickbrookings
      @patrickbrookings 5 років тому +2

      @Dave Moore It's nice that a young guy such as yourself appreciates the older and witty humour. I fondly remember the days when I used to watch their shows back at home with my parents. They were absolutely hilarious! The same goes for Tommy Cooper, who you also mentioned. Sadly, none of them are with us any more, but at least we can still enjoy them through all these brilliant sketches :)

    • @tamaramoran7463
      @tamaramoran7463 4 роки тому

      You have not missed a thing. Whenever you have free time watch them on UA-cam

    • @Jerrymouse79
      @Jerrymouse79 4 роки тому

      Tamara Moran yes I agree. For instance, type Tommy Copper in search bar and up pop some of his best bits ‘just like that’ 😉

  • @tamaramoran7463
    @tamaramoran7463 4 роки тому +2

    Hilarious

  • @bertilknudsen
    @bertilknudsen 4 роки тому +1

    This is rather stupid. I love it!

  • @ALi-mc4ve
    @ALi-mc4ve 7 років тому +1

    SIR my French gas has gone
    call tommorow
    can u
    ow

  • @alexanderhunt88
    @alexanderhunt88 11 років тому +13

    1 dislike.. must have been the digital clock

  • @Academician100
    @Academician100 12 років тому +2

    Wow... the made a real massive shreddie wheat for that advert a while back... those crazy scientsts xD

  • @Wintro
    @Wintro 6 років тому +3

    LOL! :D

  • @somethingelse4878
    @somethingelse4878 4 роки тому

    like star trek we have many of the things shown here today

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +1

    Sorry wrong cucumber try again

  • @BabarHussainKhan
    @BabarHussainKhan 3 роки тому

    Sorry, wrong cucumber hahahhhhh

  • @janrdoh
    @janrdoh 4 роки тому +1

    I thought my eyes were shot but then it said 1976 on screen, damn but UA-cam was low rez back then.

    • @jchors2947
      @jchors2947 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, but it was the number one app for your rotary phone back then.

    • @lisacollins5868
      @lisacollins5868 4 роки тому

      @@jchors2947 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉👍👍👌

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 4 роки тому

      UA-cam was an insult back in 1976 - "oh shut up you tube"

  • @RoughJustice2k18
    @RoughJustice2k18 5 років тому +4

    This was back when Ronnie Barker was a multi-talented genius and one of the legends of comedy - he could make almost any joke work without being overly crude or offensive. A tribute to Ronnie. R.I.P.
    Political correctness killed comedy as we know it.

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 4 роки тому

    Sorry, wrong cucumber. Try again

  • @9nikolai
    @9nikolai 6 років тому

    I just wonder what he wished for...

  • @errolstewart2910
    @errolstewart2910 4 роки тому +1

    Either it's two o'clock or Thier still on strike 😁😆😅😅😆😁🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺✌️

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 4 роки тому

      This was made in 1976, middle of the 70s when strikes were common in England

  • @biro24
    @biro24 11 років тому

    LOLOL

  • @davidmg1925
    @davidmg1925 5 років тому +1

    That stuffs coming up through the floor surely?

  • @willg4802
    @willg4802 4 роки тому +1

    Allthat avocado green, yup ...70s

  • @johnhawkins6506
    @johnhawkins6506 4 роки тому +1

    How can any of today's comedians claim to be as funny...they can't!!

  • @oldmacisback
    @oldmacisback 11 років тому

    JY still going. 91 this month. TTFN.

  • @mountainstartemple6041
    @mountainstartemple6041 3 роки тому

    1976 to 2020 ... 44 years later and I'm still waiting for these things ... also the flying cars they said would be going by now! I'm disappointed that this future has not worked out the way they told me and quite frankly I want a refund..

  • @stephencolgate8510
    @stephencolgate8510 4 роки тому

    Lol

  • @moonmelder2965
    @moonmelder2965 3 роки тому

    243 ..... dirty minded crowd LOL

  • @chris-rfs
    @chris-rfs 3 роки тому +1

    No political correctness back then, that's why we don't get great comedy anymore.You cannot joke about much anymore without upsetting someone these days.
    It is a shame that this type of comedy will not be about anymore.
    You cannot have a laugh anymore without someone wanting to take you to court,rediculous.!

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +1

    Unless you're the woman at number 44 with a what front?

    • @mark25964
      @mark25964 5 років тому +3

      Aran 999999999 a bow front meaning the shape of the front window,but the double meaning is the shape of the breasts.

  • @Jigwally
    @Jigwally 5 років тому

    4:21 mice don't have paws..

    • @spac18
      @spac18 4 роки тому +1

      Mice of the future wil have paws

    • @michaelpope5366
      @michaelpope5366 4 роки тому +1

      The mice pause to listen...

  • @utubesanjay
    @utubesanjay 6 років тому

    Mohd Ali. LOL

  • @moonmelder2965
    @moonmelder2965 3 роки тому

    OMG! You couldn't even make this stuff today .... because we are the future and it's boring! Non of this stuff came true!

  • @alexanderhunt88
    @alexanderhunt88 11 років тому

    YOU SON OF A B-----

  • @amac6483
    @amac6483 2 роки тому

    Stupid and silly....but funny.

  •  5 років тому

    This humour has not aged very well!