I once worked in Teaco, and a middle-aged woman wanted a flip phone I brought one to her in a box, and she insisted that I open it to show it to her Whereupon she moaned and whinged that I had done that I hate people
Reminds me of a conversation I heard my mother having with the lady at the local corner grocery shop back in the 60's. The lady said that a customer bought a packet of chocolate digestive biscuits but returned them later that day as, "The chocolate was too shiny". Couldn't make it up!
She should've licked them all, then given them back to the customer and told them that should have removed the shine but if they were still too shiny after they'd dried to bring them back again.
Oh yes indeed! My first job I worked on a deli counter. Late on Saturdays this customer would come in and ask for 2 ounces of either Gambazola or Dolcilatte soft cheese. To try and cut 2 ounces with a cheese wire is very hard to judge. If went slightly over he’d refuse and if too small refuse, you’d end up with a bunch of tiny cuts nobody would buy, the annoying clown! These days I’d refuse on waste grounds.
I briefly did customer service and agree about customers.Since then whenever over the phone or in person i've had a slightly unusual request i begin it with an apology for being their awkward customer of the day lol.
Not just customers are awkward. I like cola bottles. My local shop lady sold them loose for 1p each. I used to biy £1s worth & she used to count them out each time. I asked why she didn't weigh 5 or 10 then multiply & sell them by weight. She refused, saying that some are bigger than others. So we both had to endure the whole process each time. I'm the kind of guy who found each one (visit & cola bottle) hugely entertaining. I did think about trying to make her lose count. But that would have been cruel.
Yes those were the days, when the whole family would gather to watch various shows, even with my grandparents, so that would be 3 generations enjoying the evening together, making funny comments, etc,( just like the TV show "Goggle Box"). We loved shows like this & Dave Allen, Monty Python, Rockford Files, Morecombe & Wise Show, The Likely Lads and so on! Great memories, great TV (from a gentler period), loved it !
Clean old fashioned British humour....the music takes me back too. I was only a kid in those days and used to watch it on the telly with my parents..loved it then and still love it now. rip dear Ronnies..u were both loved and filled my saturday evenings with laughter😊
The genius of The Two Ronnies was their ability to swap straight and funny roles and succeed whatever the sketch was...always tricky...and the way they made often complex comedy look effortless. RIP Rs Barker and Corbett
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Watching in 2022 and is timeless. Brilliant memories growing up in that era & feel for the young now because they never had that special time when we were young. Those were the days.
My goodness 2 geniuses at work, I am so lucky they were around during my life time. We say of course RIP to both of them, but for us they are still here making us laugh everyday!!!! WE will never see a pair like them ever again
@@WoodyWoodpecker19843 Tom, Abbott Costello are my absolute favourites, my late dad used to show me their films in the late 60s when I was a kid with a movie projector at home. Laurel and Hardy, not really, but love Harold Lioyd
Wonderful. The Two Ronnies was essential viewing in our house. The shout would go up 'THE TWO RONNIES IS ON!' and the whole family would settle down in front of the telly for some top-notch entertainment. That theme tune brings it all back.
His face when he asks to count out the 100's and thousands - I've been watching some of these sketches on here, and I've not laughed so hard for as long as I can remember! LOL
I worked in retail as a student in the 1970's, & yes, readily identify with the more 'awkard' customers - some you'd cheerfully want to throttle (perhaps with a strand of liquorice). Fond memories of two giants of comedy, the like of which we shall never see again, sadly.... 😄
@dfggfd gfdgfd Oh look! Another personality assassin! I was not spamming. I'm a big fan of the Ronnies and am amazed that they are still so popular. Maybe while I study up on decency, you can do he same with humility. As Churchill would have said, you probably have much to be humble about.
@dfggfd gfdgfd So I assume it is because you are an intellectual giant that you are now trolling me? Why do you send the same message three times? Grow up. Life is too short for me to respond to this kind if infantile behaviour. Good night.
What a contrast to Arkwright! if Arkwright had been this friendly with customers and not so tight he might have had a string of shops instead of just the one.
@@returnofbark4680 I'm 17 and I love the classic British comedies: The Two Ronnies, morecambe and wise, porridge, ofah, fawlty towers, rising damp, the Royle family, steptoe and son, one foot in the grave, father ted...to name a few. But yes I do agree. My generation needs to realise what good comedy is instead of the crap we get nowadays. I'd rather watch britcoms/sketches than be on social media any day of the week
I love how in this episode how Ronnie barker tells the old woman "you old bag I'll smash it all up and then I'll smash your teeth up u snively old bag"!! 🤣🤣🤣
I met Ronnie Corbet many many years ago in London such a down to earth and humble man you wouldn't think of him associated with film and television he just seemed like any genuine guy. RIP
@@naturesinterface6663 It is also worth noting that John Cleese paid the highest of respect to the Goons Show and Spike Milligan is mentioned as a contributing writer in the Two Ronnies according to Wikipedia! They are all brilliant in my mind in their own special way. Cheers from John, Australia.
Everyone who has worked in retail knows this feeling. As old as this skit is, the work doesn't change and neither do the customers.
I once worked in Teaco, and a middle-aged woman wanted a flip phone
I brought one to her in a box, and she insisted that I open it to show it to her
Whereupon she moaned and whinged that I had done that
I hate people
The way Barker slowly loses it before completely losing it with the hammer, love it.
Reminds me of a conversation I heard my mother having with the lady at the local corner grocery shop back in the 60's. The lady said that a customer bought a packet of chocolate digestive biscuits but returned them later that day as, "The chocolate was too shiny". Couldn't make it up!
She should've licked them all, then given them back to the customer and told them that should have removed the shine but if they were still too shiny after they'd dried to bring them back again.
When I gift biscuits, I sometimes say, look out for the ones with teeth marks in them, they're second hand.----
It's only polite to pre inform. 😉
Lol isn't shiny chocolate higher quality and dearer
You just did...
@@Kairii-Kylie No shiny chocolate means that there is too much fat in it, so it doesn't taste that good because the fat comes first.
Nothing on TV like this anymore. Those days are gone.
Can't make jokes anymore, in case it hurts the snowflake generations feelings.
Customers will do that to you. He started out lovely and jolly.
I wish we could go back to these days. RIP the 2 Ronnies.
When everyone had a sense of humor.
Thank god for the boxset. Blitz the lot twice a year
I miss these old sweetshops. I caught the tail end of them as I was growing up. Cola cubes were my favourite!
Absolutely priceless! And having worked in retail for many years, only a slight exaggeration of how difficult some 'eccentric' customers can be lol.
Oh yes indeed! My first job I worked on a deli counter. Late on Saturdays this customer would come in and ask for 2 ounces of either Gambazola or Dolcilatte soft cheese. To try and cut 2 ounces with a cheese wire is very hard to judge. If went slightly over he’d refuse and if too small refuse, you’d end up with a bunch of tiny cuts nobody would buy, the annoying clown! These days I’d refuse on waste grounds.
@@ianwalters11 Rightly so, after all these days the Public Health Department would have kittens if anybody tried to sell cheese on waste ground ;-)
I briefly did customer service and agree about customers.Since then whenever over the phone or in person i've had a slightly unusual request i begin it with an apology for being their awkward customer of the day lol.
Not just customers are awkward. I like cola bottles. My local shop lady sold them loose for 1p each. I used to biy £1s worth & she used to count them out each time. I asked why she didn't weigh 5 or 10 then multiply & sell them by weight. She refused, saying that some are bigger than others. So we both had to endure the whole process each time. I'm the kind of guy who found each one (visit & cola bottle) hugely entertaining.
I did think about trying to make her lose count. But that would have been cruel.
@@harryricochet8134😆😆😆😆😆😂😂
What a magical pairing of two comedy geniuses.We miss you guys, R I P .
Reminds me of the sweet shop next to my junior school. Paper bags of rhubarb'n'custard, pineapple chunks and sherbet lemons - magic!
We used to watch this back in the 1970’s
All the family around the telly
Great memories
😂🇬🇧
Great days indeed, bless you
I loved those days
Yes those were the days, when the whole family would gather to watch various shows, even with my grandparents, so that would be 3 generations enjoying the evening together, making funny comments, etc,( just like the TV show "Goggle Box"). We loved shows like this & Dave Allen, Monty Python, Rockford Files, Morecombe & Wise Show, The Likely Lads and so on! Great memories, great TV (from a gentler period), loved it !
Yes. We adored their sketches and songs. So clever and funny. My father was a huge fan so they always remind me of him.
At my Dad's place watching on a weekend , way-back-when...fond memories of him and these two :-)
Clean old fashioned British humour....the music takes me back too. I was only a kid in those days and used to watch it on the telly with my parents..loved it then and still love it now. rip dear Ronnies..u were both loved and filled my saturday evenings with laughter😊
I miss sweet shops like this.
The hundreds & thousands part....I cracked up!! I feel so lucky that I grew up when these two were on the TV, this is pure genius humour...miss them 💜
The world lost a priceless duo. They still make me roll around laughing. Rip gents and may you make heaven a funnier place.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@@edithbannerman4Fine till you came along with your spammy agenda, thank you.
These 2 make me forget about what a horrible and depressing world we live in. Same goes for Laurel and Hardy and Abbott and Costello.
“What do you want ..you old bag “ 🤣😂🇬🇧
Love it
Perfect 😂
The thing about this sketch and Four Candles is that there are occasionally customers like that, trust me.
The genius of The Two Ronnies was their ability to swap straight and funny roles and succeed whatever the sketch was...always tricky...and the way they made often complex comedy look effortless. RIP Rs Barker and Corbett
The genius of The Two Ronnies was Ronnie Barker.
Cool
True.How did they remember all those witty lines & with straight face.Brilliant.
Are you saved? Where will you go when you die? Heaven or hell?
The Gospel, which means the Good News is the news that God Almighty, the Creator came in the flesh as Jesus Christ to take away the sin of the world. The one God is a trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. The Son came and laid down his own life to save ours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for our redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. Although God's creation was created perfect, having no death, sickness and disease, the creation became corrupted through Adam and Eve in them disobeying God. In this rebellion the creation became fallen through the curse of sin and mankind became separated from God. This world is fallen, but God offers reconciliation to him through his provision at the cross. Ultimately God will restore his creation to perfection when he returns but those that reject his offer of redemption will remain condemned by their sins and go to hell.
John 1:1,14 KJV
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and THE WORD WAS GOD. [14] And THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH, and dwelt among us,
1 John 3:8 KJV
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty GOD, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
John 1:10
He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and THE WORLD KNEW HIM NOT.
When he says “not on me”, he’s just about to burst into laughter.
Watching in 2022 and is timeless.
Brilliant memories growing up in that era & feel for the young now because they never had that special time when we were young.
Those were the days.
That theme music too... Reminds you of great times. Back when British TV had magic to it and before the BBC turned upon its license payers. Magic.
My goodness 2 geniuses at work, I am so lucky they were around during my life time. We say of course RIP to both of them, but for us they are still here making us laugh everyday!!!!
WE will never see a pair like them ever again
What about Abbott and Costello or Laurel and Hardy?
@@WoodyWoodpecker19843 Tom, Abbott Costello are my absolute favourites, my late dad used to show me their films in the late 60s when I was a kid with a movie projector at home. Laurel and Hardy, not really, but love Harold Lioyd
@@vahrampezeshkian3212 I also love The Two Ronnies and Laurel and Hardy.
Whenever I'm in a bit of a pissy mood, I come on here and I watch a bit of Python, some Two Ronnies, and just have a good ould time altogether.
Same! And then nothing is too much trouble
They want to put this in a retail training video 😂 ... The genius that the two ronnies are... Never can be replaced and never forgotten...
Hundreds and thousands. Could you count them out please. Ronnie Barker's face after that LOL
It really is very clever :)
...pardon?!
Yes - priceless!!😀😁😃😄😆
I honestly expected something like 'And I don't like the yellow ones."
@@IllusivePrime You could tell that was the point he finally snapped.
They are amazing, very funny, and amusing. Their work lasts forever. RIP
Wonderful. The Two Ronnies was essential viewing in our house. The shout would go up 'THE TWO RONNIES IS ON!' and the whole family would settle down in front of the telly for some top-notch entertainment. That theme tune brings it all back.
Same can,t be said for latest woke influened so called comedy!😬
Other one we liked was " "open all hours"!
@@MAte925 Oh yes. That's my favourite of his sitcom stuff. Most people plump for Porridge, but I prefer OAH.
It's Corbett's payback for the four candles.
+Ed Gein
I think you mean fork handles....Handles for forks.
+AESCULAPTORmark3 well the sketch is called 'four candles' so no, I dont mean 'fork handles'
+Ed Gein
Okay Ed, sorry. Try not to turn my skull into a fruit bowl over it.
+AESCULAPTORmark3 no promises
+Ed Gein
Haha. Im hiding under the bed, just incase. Hang on, maybe i shouldn't have told you that.
I love the way he cracks. I feel that way at work on too regular a basis 😂🙈
Having worked in a convenience store I know where he's coming from, but it was classic
really? what do you think you know then?
Hello 🤗
His face when he asks to count out the 100's and thousands - I've been watching some of these sketches on here, and I've not laughed so hard for as long as I can remember! LOL
You must be at least a hundred years old then
That’s an Arkwright expression, that is!
Exactly 40 years old! Thanks for the upload.
When he threw the licorice on the floor, I laughed more then I have in months.
He was aiming for Corbett 😅
I just love the two Ronnies as I used to watch it with my dad in the 80s
OCD in a nutshell this sketch
Comedy does not get better than this.
Brilliant from both of them.
There's something far greater than comedy here.
😂
I don't think there is any sketch funnier than this one, I keep coming to watch it and laugh like I never did 😂
4 candles was good too
I could watch this everyday.
+Eternal Dragon Of ChaOZ couldn't agree more, this is just insanely funny.
I worked in retail as a student in the 1970's, & yes, readily identify with the more 'awkard' customers - some you'd cheerfully want to throttle (perhaps with a strand of liquorice). Fond memories of two giants of comedy, the like of which we shall never see again, sadly.... 😄
I just adore this one, doesn’t age at all. Still just as funny !!!!
None of their comedy ages….it’s society that’s the problem..
"...Now what'd you want, you old bag." ROFL!
bat
Great thanks for uploading,from the days when the BBC was worth watching .
@@roykemp4941 You don't know how true that is!
Who in 2020 is still watching this?
Meeeee!
me :)
Yeah! Love the 2 Ronnies!
@dfggfd gfdgfd Oh look! Another personality assassin! I was not spamming. I'm a big fan of the Ronnies and am amazed that they are still so popular. Maybe while I study up on decency, you can do he same with humility. As Churchill would have said, you probably have much to be humble about.
@dfggfd gfdgfd So I assume it is because you are an intellectual giant that you are now trolling me? Why do you send the same message three times? Grow up. Life is too short for me to respond to this kind if infantile behaviour. Good night.
2020! ... most definitely needing a real comedy break!
The way Barker builds up to hatred in this sketch is brilliant hahahahahahahaha
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
The wit of humans ...just could not be relaced - super fantastic ❤
I almost choked on my food after he said "What do you want you old bag?"
One of the most unique TV shows you will ever see in your life.
This is my favorite Two Ronnies sketch, makes me laugh every time.
Try the boring accountant one
Timeless. Just Epic. RIP Geniuses. Make heaven ill with laughter.
RIP Ronnie Corbett, thank you for the memories :-(
What a contrast to Arkwright! if Arkwright had been this friendly with customers and not so tight he might have had a string of shops instead of just the one.
I love how the hundreds & thousands rain off the brim of his hat as he pours them over him haha
There's that moment when he realises it's happening and that it looks funny....so he cocks his head slightly, just on cue, to make them fall.
Love the way he stays calm at the beginning and eventually loses it
The genius who composed that superb intro theme worked on a fruit stall in Watford, the amazing Ronnie Hazlehurst.
Ahh, so there were THREE Ronnies !
I love the two ronnies... such good humor
RIP Ronnie Corbet. A very funny man, and a comedy legend.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
Two of the best British comedians,, sadly missed,,but here forever to enjoy,, nothing comes close to you two Ronnies,. classic..
That was so hilarious! I laughed till it hurt.. Aussie fan.
very sad now that both are gone now. As a child the two Ronnies would make me smile, good clean fun. R I P.
Loved them to bits!❤️❤️😊👍👏👏👏👏
KING'S of laughter..... Never replaced
This is the spiritual successor to "Four Candles"
Nothing like good old British Comedy
two geniuses. they should put the two ronnies on tv for a week non stop to show young people how comedy is done.
Whats the point... they are glued to the xbox or facetime, snapchat ot whatever it is they do. My daughter thinks the tvis for watching love island.
@Dremlaug Agreed
@@returnofbark4680 I'm 17 and I love the classic British comedies: The Two Ronnies, morecambe and wise, porridge, ofah, fawlty towers, rising damp, the Royle family, steptoe and son, one foot in the grave, father ted...to name a few. But yes I do agree. My generation needs to realise what good comedy is instead of the crap we get nowadays. I'd rather watch britcoms/sketches than be on social media any day of the week
💯
@@lucywarner2319 Great stuff, you can see through the addiction of social media, a wise one for sure, love and prosperity too you ...
This is gold
Two elite comedians from the golden age of British tv and comedy, they belonged to a time of wonder and brilliance
I had never seen this sketch, masterclass in comedy timing... what a great loss to lose them both.. RIP
Thank you for sharing!
The four candles, always has me in stiches hahaha.
Moira,
From England.
🌸 I love this and 4 candles 🕯😂🤣
I love how in this episode how Ronnie barker tells the old woman "you old bag I'll smash it all up and then I'll smash your teeth up u snively old bag"!! 🤣🤣🤣
My dad (RIP) loved these two.
I didn't know about Ronnie Barker. What a great comic
I met Ronnie Corbet many many years ago in London such a down to earth and humble man you wouldn't think of him associated with film and television he just seemed like any genuine guy. RIP
"Look at this, it's melted in my hand this". xD
😂
After working with some customers I can say that I certainly feel like this sometimes
Omg this sketch made me laugh so hard. I had difficulty breathing lol 😊😊 love the two ronnies. Will miss them alot.
Retail clearly hasn't changed much. This sketch is older than I am and it's all too relatable.
But I suppose that's the sign of truly timeless humor.
Yeah that's pretty much it, fuck Monty Python, the Ronnies created truly timeless comedy. Python was just absurdism.
@@StarboyXL9 Don't be an asshole. Monty Python were there first and we're amazing just like the Two Ronnies were amazing.
@@StarboyXL9 Except John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, and Terry Jones wrote for this show.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Ronnies
@@naturesinterface6663 It is also worth noting that John Cleese paid the highest of respect to the Goons Show and Spike Milligan is mentioned as a contributing writer in the Two Ronnies according to Wikipedia!
They are all brilliant in my mind in their own special way.
Cheers from John, Australia.
@@joandar1 Well said John. They are all geniuses for different reasons.
That music brings back so many happy childhood memories
Golden works...... so good that I am out of words being an English language teacher
“ no no, nothing is to much trouble sir”
7 min later :
*pours 100&1000s over head* there ya go sir...
The Two Ronnies - best British comedy - rememberred till eternity! R.I.P. Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett!
saturday nights were the best night of the week magic times.
yes started with dixon of dock green, a great favourite of ours then.
@@levi501ize Yeah dixon of dock green great start to saturday nights oh magic tv
Four candies please.
My stomach is hurting and I am crying. Fantastic
"What do you want, you old bag!"
Still makes us laugh just like the first time we saw it. 2 brilliant comedians, never forgotten EVER ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
"Have you got any of those mints with the hole?".....how big is the hole?.....lol!!!
Hi
"do you have something to measure the hole?????" hahahaha
I dont get it.
@@shanebell2514 Sly dick joke.
'You got something to measure it with, sir?' LOL
One of the best Two Ronnies sketches of all time!
This really is for me as hard as it to choose between this and fork handles sketch I just love this one I'll smash ya teeth in a minute hahahaha gold!
the two ronnies back together again will make heaven laugh
The two Ronnie's. TOTAL BRILLIANCE from these two. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍
Their Australian skits were absolutely brilliant.
Still gets me every time. This sketch is comedy gold 😂
Love this. Two geniuses at work.
Loved you guys and will always do so - you're brilliant
One of the Two Ronnie's best sketches.
bit like the customers where i work lol, and we gotta pretend that nothing is too much trouble lol
where do you work??? :)
He worked at Blackbusters at Chipping Sodbury but it closed down due to no-one renting videos anymore :(
Much better than some of today's so called comedy.
Yeah why can't they do it like this,probably won't see anything as good as this anymore.
I can remember this music and introduction and being so excited to watch it 'cause I knew we were in for treat 💝
Same!!👍👍👌
Two of the best comedy actors. Along with some of the other famous ones on the TV.
Leaves most American comeidies for dead!
"Will there be anything else while we're having a suck, sir?" "Nothing's too much trouble. Even you, sir."😆
😆😆😆😂😂😂