I Evolved Humans For 12 Billion Years And This Happened
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- Опубліковано 29 лип 2021
- I Evolved Humans For 12 Billion Years And This Happened
I spent too much time evolving human existence and it ended terrible. It's not everyday you get to find out what happens when you combine Demigods with alcohol. Results may vary.
Merch - df.store/
Game: store.steampowered.com/app/34... - Ігри
Why is nobody mentioning the absolute genius game design of “Dragon + Human = Dragon + Ash”?
It’s because the dragon would kill the human so the dragon would still be renaming
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o r/woooosh
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o remaining*
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o at least you… got the joke?
Like Ash and his lil' charizard
"So basically now we have a world with a lot of dragons and vodka."
Uh.. isn't that just DND?
If the players do something to cause it or the dm just made the world like that then yes
@@Crabinton y e s
*dragons and drugs*
do not disturb
@@ThereforeTower *Dragons + Drugs + V O D K A*
"life is suffering"
"It is when i make it"
- Dangerously Funny
"Humans are gonna be stoked I already did everything they just have to inhabit it"
-God after making earth
What do you mean? He is god
And then the devil snake said: "Human + Fruit"
@@queenofeverything3366 honestly if God actually said that I wouldn't be surprised
@@clintelkins9630 it'd make me wonder why stoked isn't a more popular word
@@queenofeverything3366 b
Man I loved this game when it was a flash game back in middle school.
Thank you, what was the name of it. I knew I remembered it from somewhere.
@@bennettdavid904 Doodle God
Lawd why do I feel this!!!
@@bennettdavid904 literally says it in the description
Same, it gave me nostalgia of being a kid again
I’m glad he got in to this he is the perfect person to play this game
That’s true for like every game lol
Alcohol = the makeup of life 😬😂
hence the "vodka" 3:28
He has a calming voice and adorable personality so I agree :)
LetsGameItOut: ...
You should try Alchemy Infinity. It uses similar element combination gameplay, but if you come across an unused combination you can submit a new element. New elements are decided by community vote and completely unmoderated so the game gets real stupid real quick and its amazing
Sounds fun lol
Where play
@@sundownerofficial Game Jolt
@@explosivenecklace8516Ty
so does that mean the elements can be "rock, fire, water, and Homer simpson?"
Wow..i had these games on my ipod in middle school and played them non-stop. Happy to see it again!
Keep it on 69 :)
What is it called
@@dark_joker1425 doodle god my guy
Mood
Nerds
DF: "Fire and water creates alcohol."
Me: Add glass and you get a *FullLiquorBar!* (funky music) : )
yes. just yes.
Is this gray in disguise or something lol
Why the fuck could i HEAR that? I've seen too many GrayStillPlays videos.
@@volteonex1862 they're similar, yet different
A FULL LIQUOR BAR!!!!!! (I know drinking is a problem for some people... But i find that joke very funny :3)
If you could get the SWFs, I'd love to see you play some of the "Grow" games by EyeMaze. They're similar to this but instead of logic it's a bunch of trippy experimenting
There is some sense of internal logic but a lot of it is trial and error
Grow games... so nostalgic.
You know
Hoodamath has some
And it's still up.....soooo
or install flashpoint
What is SWF
I haven’t seen this game in a long time thank you df for reminding me of this game
What is the name of this game
Doodle God (i think)
@@ssaltsorf5708 yup its doodle god. Not the same as it used to be tho. It was good when it was just a flash game but this new version is just a cash grab. The creators are literally just over milking it. Id say they were "milking it for all its worth" but they past that point a while ago.
@@fluffs_arts Doodle God, Doodle Devil, Doodle whatever etc. Yep, the creators of this series really stop giving a damn, lol. Not going to hate, though. I played almost all of them.
I just installed this game
This just unlocked a part of my brain I completely forgot existed. This was such a great game
"What about Vodka... + storm??" Oh DF, never change
Air+lizard=bird..
I'm glad this game is a perfect representation of our scientific understanding of evolution
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, PLEASE COMPLETE THIS GAME
It's such a boring game I hope he doesn't play it again
don vito cringe
He wont he didnt even make grass
@@donvito5647 It's Not Boring
I like how he always came back to alcohol and vodka throughout the video, I also like how he wanted to mix everything with vodka and alcohol 🤣
G O D K A
I didn’t know they made a game about DF!
Dito says yes
🤣🤣
Camille they didnt make a game about df its made for evryone
@@gxzarif oh really?
@@MakeMethLegal yes boy
All this time we're like
"He added boat to steam engine but not kart to steam engine"
I was screaming when he was still using the wheel to try and make it
IKR?!
@@aminated7027 I was too. Lol
This video is gold. That’s right DF, you should try out for Olympia.
Right now in real life humans are evolving backwards
*Pfft!* They've been devolving since *at least* early 2020. Which, funny enough, was right about the time Covid paranoia skyrocketed.
Fascist propaganda. Humans aren't evolving.
@@omegahaxors3306 yeah, no more environmental pressure, so more evolution for humans.
@St. Haborym Boomer.
@@windowsxpidleon Just facts
PLEEEEASE keep this potential series going! I love you playing this game, it just fits so well!
11:00 I love the way he says that so much!! XD
TheStupidThingsThey’dGetUpTooo
The fact the icon for "human + human" is the only animated one tho
I think DF just censored it, unless it changed from the original. It's... it's kinda just what you'd expect to be there ig...
@@jacknguyen5220 it literally went out of its frame so yeah he censored it
We've got dragons AND imaginary creatures 😂 nice DF.
Wow this game is fun
I like that subtle placement of David Tennant as the doctor. You have much more admiration DF.
I played Doodle God in college like 10 years ago. It was one of my favorites.
I'm on the edge of me seat for part 2, and I have no idea why.
Graystillplays and DF should colab together
They have with call me kevin
@@bombboy1319 :0 oh I didn't know
Yeah it was in GTA
Also among us
12:45 you can't just hit me with the death note sound...
yeah, and 3:55 as well
Dragons and Vodka sounds like a great time.
That calming voice overwhelms me
Reminds me of a game called little alchemy
I love Little Alchemy!
OMG I JUST FINISHED PLAYING THIS GAME xD
“I don’t know why we need storms” DF you know why you need storms
(To kill)
The Deadly Premonition whistle song is glorious. Bravo.
Avatar lookin *way* different then I remember
Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Vodka
Such a great video, thanks for the laughs DF.
"we've had humans for 30 seconds and we already have alcoholics"
Yea... thats humanity for ya
"We've had humans on this planet for 30 seconds and already we have alcoholics"
-DangerouslyFunny, 2021
This was a blast from the past! Thanks DF
I honestly can't wait for him to try out doodle devil and all the others
I haven’t seen this game in forever! It was nice seeing it being played again
What's if called
@@HomelessGaming I don’t remember, it doesn’t say it in the video?
@@HomelessGaming doodle god
This was very frustrating to watch... knowing the combinations and watching DF seem to purposely miss them was almost painful.
ive just been listening to this as i play games and hearing df just say a ton of random items for 20 minutes is kind of relaxing
I’m obsessed with this man I have been watching all of his videos since like a year ago and now I put on a water proof case on in the shower to watch him
Honestly for once what DF was accomplishing didn't seem so bad.
Forgot this game existed but I’m glad I found this video! Keep up the good work DF!
DF not thinking of giving the ghosts life honestly fits his personality
“400 Trillion years of evolution” -DF
It’s about time this man played this game.
(Blue border elements are "complete, basically you don't even have to try them anymore cuz they just did all the fusions.)
I love the part of df declaring victory when he makes alcohol puts it on a beach claiming its a resort xD
the stardew valley music in the backround is perfect
“Ice and vodka?”
It does make something
A good time.
Oh it makes Russia doesn’t it
OUR good time.
We have finally answered the riddle, “what came first the chicken or the egg?” We now know it was the egg
When DF said being god is fun, I got scared for a second there 😅😅😅
Now we can confirm that DF is god
YESSSS I've been waiting for this game
My brain must just work different.
In my mind, you'd want to combine the elements on the left one at a time with everything on the right. Then, as you unlock new elements, they'd be put in the queue and you'd automatically pair them with all existing elements on the right as you progress. You'd systematically unlock everything quickly and easily.
your content is so funny!! keep it up man!
XD How he puts Stardew valley music as the background music
He should play little alchemist next
i find it weird that ive never heard this guy laugh and it hurts to imagine it
Sees the human mission, avoids it so the world can actually prosper
You should get some lofi since everyone says that you are their comfort youtuber! I think it would work well with your style
stardew valley music playing after 10 mins: makes me nostalgic...i miss the old df :c
i thought i was going insane for a bit. i didnt know if it was actually playing or if i was hearing things lol
I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone else noticed 😂
Now we know how all things were made and how the future will look, according to DF.
I'm sick from food poisoning and yet you still make me laugh
Imagine somewhere in a parallel universe this is the Earth's history
"And before humans, and even the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, there was already alcohol and vodka. We are not sure how and why but scientists have proven this did happen."
No one:
Literally no one:
DF: coffee ghost?
"What about a wizard and a ghost?"
- Some southern man, circa 1860
the relaxing stardew valley music in the background nice reminder that DF used to always make stardew valley videos (in the beginning of the video)
We finally figured out who ash’s father was: DF
(He said it himself)
From pokemon?
POV: your early and trying to think of a good comment
DF: *Discover's new ELEMENT*
Also DF: *COMBINE IT WITH VODKA AND ALCOHOL*
the stardew music in the background is so calminf
First
first reply to the first comment
Nice
The earth doesn’t need people like you.
@@victorkim1807 that's mean
@@victorkim1807 i don't care
*gets corpse*
Me that watches too much TF2: You are dead, not big suprise
Damn you must be an awesome ruler if corpses we're barely created 12 billion years after the first human was born XD
Again, waiting all morning for this
Day 1 of thanking DF for making good, fun content for us every day, thanks DF
YES,AFTER 10 YEARS I FINALLT FOUND THIS GAME AGAIN. THANK YOU, COMING UPON THOS VIDEO IS SUCH A BLESS
quicksilver is actually a type of metal, it is liquit at room temp. and is usualy called mercury
it is hg on the periodic table
Honestly the coffee ghost thing had me in tears it caught me off guard completely
Second I read the title I knew we were all doomed-(love the channel been watching for almost 2 years in total, love the content alwase💙💙
I wish I had the experience of playing Doodle God for the first time again.
No time for sleep when a df vid comes out
Didn't expect this but I loved this game growing up, love your contract DF keep up the good work!👍
i remember playing this game so much
Seeing DF mess with elements, trying to play god, makes me wonder how he'll play Black and White 1 or 2
0:34 Anakin Skywalker would think this is the best planet to live on until DF did this
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS GAME, SUCH A SPECIFIC SENSE MEMORY
Oh god yes DF as a god is da best.
And it fits so perfect that he would play this game.
"I've basically created a world with just dragons and vodka" are you accepting invitations?
Can we all just appreciate that he tried to light a lizard on fire for no apparent reason?
When DF said oh humans I'm gon to mix them with everything
Aaahh this game. It was so perfect when it started off.
"Pretty much there's just some dragon stuff and vodka"
Russians from the middle ag- OH LAWD WHY YOU RUNNIN OVER ME IM TRYNA MAKE A MEME OF YOU OWWWW
The point where DF said coffee ghost made me laugh so hard
The first 10 seconds always sets the mood for the video
Another daily upload 😊 ty for the work, your videos are always enjoyable