I Evolved Humans For 12 Billion Years And This Happened
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- Опубліковано 29 лип 2021
- I Evolved Humans For 12 Billion Years And This Happened
I spent too much time evolving human existence and it ended terrible. It's not everyday you get to find out what happens when you combine Demigods with alcohol. Results may vary.
Game: store.steampowered.com/app/34... - Ігри
Why is nobody mentioning the absolute genius game design of “Dragon + Human = Dragon + Ash”?
It’s because the dragon would kill the human so the dragon would still be renaming
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o r/woooosh
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o remaining*
@@user-ld7sc9rk9o at least you… got the joke?
Like Ash and his lil' charizard
"life is suffering"
"It is when i make it"
- Dangerously Funny
"So basically now we have a world with a lot of dragons and vodka."
Uh.. isn't that just DND?
If the players do something to cause it or the dm just made the world like that then yes
@@Crabinton y e s
*dragons and drugs*
do not disturb
@@ThereforeTower *Dragons + Drugs + V O D K A*
You should try Alchemy Infinity. It uses similar element combination gameplay, but if you come across an unused combination you can submit a new element. New elements are decided by community vote and completely unmoderated so the game gets real stupid real quick and its amazing
Sounds fun lol
Where play
@@dabestorkposta Game Jolt
@@explosivenecklace8516Ty
so does that mean the elements can be "rock, fire, water, and Homer simpson?"
"Humans are gonna be stoked I already did everything they just have to inhabit it"
-God after making earth
What do you mean? He is god
And then the devil snake said: "Human + Fruit"
@@queenofeverything3366 honestly if God actually said that I wouldn't be surprised
@@clintelkins9630 it'd make me wonder why stoked isn't a more popular word
@@queenofeverything3366 b
I’m glad he got in to this he is the perfect person to play this game
That’s true for like every game lol
Alcohol = the makeup of life 😬😂
hence the "vodka" 3:28
He has a calming voice and adorable personality so I agree :)
LetsGameItOut: ...
Man I loved this game when it was a flash game back in middle school.
Thank you, what was the name of it. I knew I remembered it from somewhere.
@@bennettdavid904 Doodle God
Lawd why do I feel this!!!
@@bennettdavid904 literally says it in the description
Same, it gave me nostalgia of being a kid again
Wow..i had these games on my ipod in middle school and played them non-stop. Happy to see it again!
Keep it on 69 :)
What is it called
@@Cittadini07 doodle god my guy
Mood
Nerds
This just unlocked a part of my brain I completely forgot existed. This was such a great game
If you could get the SWFs, I'd love to see you play some of the "Grow" games by EyeMaze. They're similar to this but instead of logic it's a bunch of trippy experimenting
There is some sense of internal logic but a lot of it is trial and error
Grow games... so nostalgic.
You know
Hoodamath has some
And it's still up.....soooo
or install flashpoint
What is SWF
I haven’t seen this game in a long time thank you df for reminding me of this game
What is the name of this game
Doodle God (i think)
@@ssaltsorf5708 yup its doodle god. Not the same as it used to be tho. It was good when it was just a flash game but this new version is just a cash grab. The creators are literally just over milking it. Id say they were "milking it for all its worth" but they past that point a while ago.
@@fluffs_arts Doodle God, Doodle Devil, Doodle whatever etc. Yep, the creators of this series really stop giving a damn, lol. Not going to hate, though. I played almost all of them.
I just installed this game
DF: "Fire and water creates alcohol."
Me: Add glass and you get a *FullLiquorBar!* (funky music) : )
yes. just yes.
Is this gray in disguise or something lol
Why the fuck could i HEAR that? I've seen too many GrayStillPlays videos.
@@volteonex1862 they're similar, yet different
A FULL LIQUOR BAR!!!!!! (I know drinking is a problem for some people... But i find that joke very funny :3)
"What about Vodka... + storm??" Oh DF, never change
Air+lizard=bird..
I'm glad this game is a perfect representation of our scientific understanding of evolution
I like how he always came back to alcohol and vodka throughout the video, I also like how he wanted to mix everything with vodka and alcohol 🤣
G O D K A
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, PLEASE COMPLETE THIS GAME
It's such a boring game I hope he doesn't play it again
don vito cringe
He wont he didnt even make grass
@@donvito5647 It's Not Boring
PLEEEEASE keep this potential series going! I love you playing this game, it just fits so well!
This video is gold. That’s right DF, you should try out for Olympia.
All this time we're like
"He added boat to steam engine but not kart to steam engine"
I was screaming when he was still using the wheel to try and make it
IKR?!
@@aminated7027 I was too. Lol
I like that subtle placement of David Tennant as the doctor. You have much more admiration DF.
I didn’t know they made a game about DF!
Dito says yes
🤣🤣
Camille they didnt make a game about df its made for evryone
@@gxzarif oh really?
@@MakeMethLegal yes boy
I played Doodle God in college like 10 years ago. It was one of my favorites.
Right now in real life humans are evolving backwards
*Pfft!* They've been devolving since *at least* early 2020. Which, funny enough, was right about the time Covid paranoia skyrocketed.
Fascist propaganda. Humans aren't evolving.
@@omegahaxors3306 yeah, no more environmental pressure, so more evolution for humans.
@St. Haborym Boomer.
@@windowsxpidleon Just facts
The fact the icon for "human + human" is the only animated one tho
I think DF just censored it, unless it changed from the original. It's... it's kinda just what you'd expect to be there ig...
@@jacknguyen5220 it literally went out of its frame so yeah he censored it
I'm on the edge of me seat for part 2, and I have no idea why.
11:00 I love the way he says that so much!! XD
TheStupidThingsThey’dGetUpTooo
We've got dragons AND imaginary creatures 😂 nice DF.
Wow this game is fun
I’m obsessed with this man I have been watching all of his videos since like a year ago and now I put on a water proof case on in the shower to watch him
12:45 you can't just hit me with the death note sound...
yeah, and 3:55 as well
ive just been listening to this as i play games and hearing df just say a ton of random items for 20 minutes is kind of relaxing
Forgot this game existed but I’m glad I found this video! Keep up the good work DF!
This was a blast from the past! Thanks DF
Such a great video, thanks for the laughs DF.
"We've had humans on this planet for 30 seconds and already we have alcoholics"
-DangerouslyFunny, 2021
"we've had humans for 30 seconds and we already have alcoholics"
Yea... thats humanity for ya
Graystillplays and DF should colab together
They have with call me kevin
@@bombboy1319 :0 oh I didn't know
Yeah it was in GTA
Also among us
Dragons and Vodka sounds like a great time.
This was very frustrating to watch... knowing the combinations and watching DF seem to purposely miss them was almost painful.
I love the part of df declaring victory when he makes alcohol puts it on a beach claiming its a resort xD
“I don’t know why we need storms” DF you know why you need storms
(To kill)
I haven’t seen this game in forever! It was nice seeing it being played again
What's if called
@@HomelessGaming I don’t remember, it doesn’t say it in the video?
@@HomelessGaming doodle god
DF not thinking of giving the ghosts life honestly fits his personality
I honestly can't wait for him to try out doodle devil and all the others
Reminds me of a game called little alchemy
I love Little Alchemy!
OMG I JUST FINISHED PLAYING THIS GAME xD
That calming voice overwhelms me
The Deadly Premonition whistle song is glorious. Bravo.
(Blue border elements are "complete, basically you don't even have to try them anymore cuz they just did all the fusions.)
Avatar lookin *way* different then I remember
Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Vodka
It’s about time this man played this game.
We have finally answered the riddle, “what came first the chicken or the egg?” We now know it was the egg
My brain must just work different.
In my mind, you'd want to combine the elements on the left one at a time with everything on the right. Then, as you unlock new elements, they'd be put in the queue and you'd automatically pair them with all existing elements on the right as you progress. You'd systematically unlock everything quickly and easily.
Honestly for once what DF was accomplishing didn't seem so bad.
“400 Trillion years of evolution” -DF
Now we know how all things were made and how the future will look, according to DF.
When DF said being god is fun, I got scared for a second there 😅😅😅
“Ice and vodka?”
It does make something
A good time.
Oh it makes Russia doesn’t it
OUR good time.
YESSSS I've been waiting for this game
i find it weird that ive never heard this guy laugh and it hurts to imagine it
the relaxing stardew valley music in the background nice reminder that DF used to always make stardew valley videos (in the beginning of the video)
Now we can confirm that DF is god
Imagine somewhere in a parallel universe this is the Earth's history
"And before humans, and even the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, there was already alcohol and vodka. We are not sure how and why but scientists have proven this did happen."
Honestly the coffee ghost thing had me in tears it caught me off guard completely
Seeing DF mess with elements, trying to play god, makes me wonder how he'll play Black and White 1 or 2
the stardew valley music in the backround is perfect
XD How he puts Stardew valley music as the background music
I'm sick from food poisoning and yet you still make me laugh
Didn't expect this but I loved this game growing up, love your contract DF keep up the good work!👍
stardew valley music playing after 10 mins: makes me nostalgic...i miss the old df :c
i thought i was going insane for a bit. i didnt know if it was actually playing or if i was hearing things lol
I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone else noticed 😂
He should play little alchemist next
This is a decade-old throwback that just came out of the left field.
YES,AFTER 10 YEARS I FINALLT FOUND THIS GAME AGAIN. THANK YOU, COMING UPON THOS VIDEO IS SUCH A BLESS
You should get some lofi since everyone says that you are their comfort youtuber! I think it would work well with your style
No one:
Literally no one:
DF: coffee ghost?
The point where DF said coffee ghost made me laugh so hard
"Coffee ghost"
Why did that make me laugh so hard
We finally figured out who ash’s father was: DF
(He said it himself)
From pokemon?
POV: your early and trying to think of a good comment
When you watch DF, Blitz, G.S.P., Imcade, Ctop, Enteck, Baron, Let's game it out, Grillmastah, etc.. you wind up watching a LOT of reruns with different personalities, it gets confusing, a lil frustrating , but more so it hurts my brain trying to figure out if I've already watched a specific video or not.
this is the most chaotic asmr I have ever heard of
First
first reply to the first comment
Nice
The earth doesn’t need people like you.
@@victorkim1807 that's mean
@@victorkim1807 i don't care
When DF said oh humans I'm gon to mix them with everything
this reminds me of alchemy i randomly found it on my phone and decided to play it then i searched random stuff on different consoles and electronics and i found this surprisingly fun to play
Damn you must be an awesome ruler if corpses we're barely created 12 billion years after the first human was born XD
Second I read the title I knew we were all doomed-(love the channel been watching for almost 2 years in total, love the content alwase💙💙
Judging from your gin cabinet I already knew, but this is the alcoholics first steps.
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS GAME, SUCH A SPECIFIC SENSE MEMORY
"What about a wizard and a ghost?"
- Some southern man, circa 1860
*gets corpse*
Me that watches too much TF2: You are dead, not big suprise
Day 1 of thanking DF for making good, fun content for us every day, thanks DF
Again, waiting all morning for this
wow, blast from the past! i remmeber when this was a flash game on the web. i still have it on my phone but i havent played for a while.
No time for sleep when a df vid comes out
Forgive me but I’ve been watching you for a year and never realized that I’ve subbed to you yet. 2 mil is right around the corner
Oh god yes DF as a god is da best.
And it fits so perfect that he would play this game.
DF: *Discover's new ELEMENT*
Also DF: *COMBINE IT WITH VODKA AND ALCOHOL*
"I've basically created a world with just dragons and vodka" are you accepting invitations?
0:34 Anakin Skywalker would think this is the best planet to live on until DF did this
Can we all just appreciate that he tried to light a lizard on fire for no apparent reason?
I was literally thinking of this game yesterday morning and now , boom 💥, it shows on my recommendations, wow.
oh i loved this game. they should make another with even MORE fun and crazy options