I Caught The Rarest Treasure From The Very Bottom

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  • I Caught The Rarest Treasure From The Very Bottom
    Ice fishing is a whole other beast, and what I find in the bottom of this deep body of water makes me very rich today. Luckily I found enough upgrades to find the rarest treasures and fish, if that's what you want to call them. Stay frosty.
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  • @Joshuarox100
    @Joshuarox100 3 роки тому +3015

    Fun fact: this game is actually a meta game tied to a separate game called The Hex by Daniel Mullen Games (Highly recommended). There is secret lore you can unlock within this masked fishing game if you’ve played The Hex and found related clues telling you how to access it (or just used the Steam Guide).

    • @Didymus69
      @Didymus69 3 роки тому +75

      Liked this so DF will see this

    • @mememan-qd3sh
      @mememan-qd3sh 3 роки тому +43

      @eifelis vs roblox beneath the surface

    • @slyceth
      @slyceth 3 роки тому +52

      I'VE BEEN PUSHING FOR THE HEX FOREVER but he has been ignoring me!!!

    • @Didymus69
      @Didymus69 3 роки тому +4

      @@slyceth F

    • @dunk_tastic1932
      @dunk_tastic1932 3 роки тому +24

      yeah the same guy made pony island which was probably one of my favorite games ive ever played

  • @ManicPandaz
    @ManicPandaz 3 роки тому +1557

    My question is... Who keeps paying $10 for a single soggy boot?

  • @SpazzyPaz
    @SpazzyPaz 3 роки тому +788

    The ever pregnant guppies were... a little terrifying.

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 3 роки тому +48

      I mean, that's basically how cows are. We make them be ever pregnant to be able to produce tons of milk, and once they're no longer able to pump out babies off to the slaughterhouse they go, replaced by their now-pregnant babies :P

    • @mr.nutcracker8957
      @mr.nutcracker8957 3 роки тому +59

      @@LordDragox412 And they are delicious

    • @taelakim9723
      @taelakim9723 3 роки тому +13

      @@mr.nutcracker8957
      Cursed comment-

    • @DonnyDrake06
      @DonnyDrake06 3 роки тому +8

      @@mr.nutcracker8957 Avacodo steak from chilis is super good

    • @enchanted4468
      @enchanted4468 3 роки тому +4

      @@taelakim9723 how is that even cursed lol

  • @tylerzumwalt1362
    @tylerzumwalt1362 3 роки тому +342

    him not understanding that the upgrade menu says what he already has hurt me the whole time

    • @BananaWariors
      @BananaWariors 3 роки тому +13

      i share your pain

    • @thealphas1
      @thealphas1 3 роки тому +16

      He’s not the brightest

    • @knilorebardus2519
      @knilorebardus2519 3 роки тому +11

      He said he doesn't have time or ability to read well if at all.

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr 3 роки тому +8

      i was surprised no one was mentioning it until this comment, it hurt me so much

    • @joexellerate
      @joexellerate 3 роки тому +9

      You're basically watching an elementary school dropout earn money playing video games on the internet. This is the content we choose to watch and yes I was in agony too.

  • @lust3946
    @lust3946 3 роки тому +1603

    i thought this was a joke game where progressively the pregnant fish would start covering the screen until you could only see fish giving birth

  • @guavabi1899
    @guavabi1899 3 роки тому +445

    at 2:00 "this man will not get to sleep, go to the bathroom, or eat" the look on the charcters face says it all

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 3 роки тому +2

      Lol!

    • @sea1sa124
      @sea1sa124 3 роки тому +4

      15:18 as well XD

    • @jakskdneo
      @jakskdneo 3 роки тому +1

      @WolfCow15 he only has two reactions that mean two things: you did or didn’t catch something.

    • @guavabi1899
      @guavabi1899 3 роки тому +1

      @@jakskdneo well yeah, im justing making a joke bruv

  • @texasmama3084
    @texasmama3084 3 роки тому +902

    I think DF is the only youtuber that has “clickbaity” thumbnails but he actually does it.

  • @Jackaboi_OwO
    @Jackaboi_OwO 3 роки тому +225

    “Legends say it comes from hell.... does that mean it’s worth more money?” - DF 2021

    • @watyrmelyn6244
      @watyrmelyn6244 3 роки тому +3

      ....2022? edit: i think we've found a lost time traveler

    • @caoilfhionndunbar
      @caoilfhionndunbar 3 роки тому +7

      the funny thing is that those are real and the official name for them is 'Vampire Squid From hell'. they glow in the dark.

  • @AdMilkB4
    @AdMilkB4 3 роки тому +2954

    I swear DF always know how to make the most random games fun

    • @Portmanteaus
      @Portmanteaus 3 роки тому +9

      76.621 people! This is not okay. Remember the timeline is malleable. :)

    • @MattHew-rq8zw
      @MattHew-rq8zw 3 роки тому +24

      He has a talent that many teachers out there would strongly benefit from. :)

    • @Lazerous3636
      @Lazerous3636 3 роки тому +10

      I know he has that special talent it is one of the reasons that I watch him daily.

    • @toben8992
      @toben8992 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah

    • @TheMadMadCat
      @TheMadMadCat 3 роки тому +4

      @@Portmanteaus you must greet every reset with enthusiasm. From undertale lol

  • @crown6057
    @crown6057 3 роки тому +1849

    "This seems unethical..."
    DF: You should see the stuff I normally do
    Me: That's true...

    • @gamerlife1094
      @gamerlife1094 3 роки тому +12

      but i mean lets game it out and this guy have the exact same personality

    • @beffyjeffy21
      @beffyjeffy21 3 роки тому +5

      Why do you think we watch df

    • @flameiscoolz5150
      @flameiscoolz5150 3 роки тому +2

      Ye lol

    • @Someone-ig7we
      @Someone-ig7we 3 роки тому +8

      This is like the people on tiktok adding in their face to a tiktok and adding literally nothing to it. Why put yourself there at all. So cringey. You add literally nothing to the quote.

    • @saranwrap132
      @saranwrap132 3 роки тому +2

      Haha I was looking for this comment 😂👍

  • @jonasnielsen843
    @jonasnielsen843 3 роки тому +230

    Rubber duck refers to the technique of explaining your code to a rubber duck in order to figure out stupid small mistakes which can be fixed without the need to include others

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 роки тому +3

      I just call my parents (not that talking it out with other programmers is really a good idea). Or talk aloud to myself. It's gonna be weird when i'm back in the office again

    • @skye-mq7eo
      @skye-mq7eo 3 роки тому +2

      I actually do this

    • @marciahincapie5421
      @marciahincapie5421 2 роки тому +2

      wich is also a reference to carla from the hex

    • @mohmadsobeidat4042
      @mohmadsobeidat4042 2 роки тому +1

      I usually talk to me in order to figure out how stupid I am.

  • @sunbear2340
    @sunbear2340 3 роки тому +33

    The DF "Fish Arc" has really been captivating

  • @LEMONSTEALINGWHORES
    @LEMONSTEALINGWHORES 3 роки тому +1543

    you claim that the person isn't going to the bathroom while they fish, but we don't know what's happening below the bucket.

  • @StubWasHere
    @StubWasHere 3 роки тому +308

    One thing I love about this channel is that he(from what I've been watching the past few days) never raises his voice or rage

    • @no1noseimelvis37
      @no1noseimelvis37 3 роки тому +76

      From what I've seen he just talks faster and shows annoyance through his voice

    • @StubWasHere
      @StubWasHere 3 роки тому +38

      @@no1noseimelvis37for some reason it calms my soul

    • @Qintsal
      @Qintsal 3 роки тому +52

      i once heard a giggle in his voice....crazy that he can show emotions.

    • @wendendyk
      @wendendyk 3 роки тому +8

      Give link

    • @KamiNoBaka1
      @KamiNoBaka1 3 роки тому +9

      @@StubWasHere His voice is strangely calming, I'll agree.

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 3 роки тому +37

    “this is rapidly turning from a fishing expedition to a baby farm *and I’m ok with that”*

  • @maddyfromg
    @maddyfromg 3 роки тому +27

    “It can go to Japan and back. Not anymore because it’s dead.”
    -Dangerously Funny 2021

  • @Ferniiq
    @Ferniiq 3 роки тому +144

    i see a pattern of f i s h

    • @TheMadMadCat
      @TheMadMadCat 3 роки тому +15

      I can sea it too

    • @therealbulbmin.
      @therealbulbmin. 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheMadMadCat NOOOOOOO

    • @Ferniiq
      @Ferniiq 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheMadMadCat im actually disappointed i didnt think of that

    • @QuoteQuickQuack
      @QuoteQuickQuack 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ferniiq fish is the best content. And what do you mean bout cat mad boi

    • @Oxygen1004
      @Oxygen1004 3 роки тому +1

      Fish

  • @TobysTown
    @TobysTown 3 роки тому +15

    "Casual Fishing Game, *Meet your worst Nightmare." The flashbacks from Cat goes Fishing are kicking in...*

    • @stxr_stxlla
      @stxr_stxlla 2 роки тому

      It's a good game you should try it

    • @Natetox
      @Natetox 2 роки тому

      @@stxr_stxlla what is it name

    • @stxr_stxlla
      @stxr_stxlla 2 роки тому

      @@Natetox this is a pretty old comment and don't remember it but fr9m what I think your talking ab9ut the game is called cat goes fishing

  • @sengkimchea8511
    @sengkimchea8511 3 роки тому +33

    DF: “ The deeper we gonna go the better it’s gonna be.”

  • @KyraSchachter
    @KyraSchachter 3 роки тому +53

    Thank you for uploading 30 minutes before I need to go to bed. If it was later I would need to stay up

    • @BariSaxy21
      @BariSaxy21 3 роки тому +1

      Lol same

    • @Salzt
      @Salzt 3 роки тому +2

      Lol in Europe its 5 am lmao

    • @macnzee7572
      @macnzee7572 3 роки тому +1

      Wait u go to bed at 11:3 0 pm thats early
      (I'm a insomniac lol)

    • @KyraSchachter
      @KyraSchachter 3 роки тому

      @@macnzee7572 I have school tomorrow so yay also when I need to wake up at seven I go to bed at 11:00

    • @macnzee7572
      @macnzee7572 3 роки тому +1

      @@KyraSchachter so do I but I'm in digital an deven before that I stayed up late

  • @Dead_Bush.
    @Dead_Bush. 3 роки тому +128

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that the babies are flying up into the sky😂

  • @tiff2316
    @tiff2316 3 роки тому +31

    whos gonna tell him this is tied to a more serious, story compelling and lengthy game “the hex” LMFAOOOOOO

    • @marcusfarrands9311
      @marcusfarrands9311 2 роки тому +1

      i looked it up on steam and the hex looks nothing related

    • @rickywalters7717
      @rickywalters7717 2 роки тому +4

      @@marcusfarrands9311 ARG's are always a strange thing, my friend.
      And also an update, it's also now related to another new game by the same creator, *Inscryption*.

  • @throwsmachete4671
    @throwsmachete4671 3 роки тому +60

    that "that's a moray" joke was lowkey hillarious

  • @SlyfyGummy
    @SlyfyGummy 3 роки тому +46

    Watching fishing games has become my new addiction 😬

  • @VaderTheTater
    @VaderTheTater 3 роки тому +83

    I was waiting for DF to upload and got sucked down the UA-cam rabbit hole. I ended up at "famous UA-camrs that you didn't know died", and it made me sad. Then DF posted and I was better

    • @jonmcaloney9188
      @jonmcaloney9188 3 роки тому +3

      Which you tubers kicked it?

    • @VaderTheTater
      @VaderTheTater 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@jonmcaloney9188 the only one i remember was a british grandpa

    • @jshtng78
      @jshtng78 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonmcaloney9188 A whole bunch in 2021 and 2020 actually. It's created the impression that there's some sort of phenomenon of famous people all dying all at once but that's an illusion from the fact that got much easier to become famous in the past decade than ever before. More people online of which more become famous and the resulting simple statistics mean that more famous people will die than ever.

  • @mandy2917
    @mandy2917 3 роки тому +11

    i love the rubber ducky reference since it works for writers too.
    for those who don’t know, sometimes us writers and programmers will talk to a “rubber ducky” can be a real rubber ducky but it’s just a theoretical talking to an inanimate object as you try and come up with ideas or fix code.

  • @connorcraft5455
    @connorcraft5455 3 роки тому +50

    I am getting physically angry that you have thousands of dollars, and only one thing left to upgrade and you go “I’ll upgrade it once, even though I could buy 100 of it”

  • @nightflare27
    @nightflare27 3 роки тому +13

    For some reason listening to DF talking is really entertaining. These videos cheer me up a lot.

  • @reillywilson1735
    @reillywilson1735 3 роки тому +28

    Honestly DF seems like somebody id have a good friendship with lolol

  • @misticks1129
    @misticks1129 3 роки тому +8

    I found your channel 2 weeks ago, you're like let's game it out but chiller. I love it, keep up the good content.

  • @Zalied
    @Zalied 2 роки тому +4

    the game expected him to go deeper faster given his income but huge fan of just slow grinding it out to get it all, the fish value scaling doesnt expect you to have this many guppies early

  • @lisles58
    @lisles58 3 роки тому +48

    I was afraid I'd fall asleep before DF posted.
    Almost had to cry myself to sleep.

  • @Tobylerohn
    @Tobylerohn 3 роки тому +30

    I used to be a fan, but now I’m an air conditioner

    • @KrillGorilla
      @KrillGorilla 3 роки тому +1

      downgrade ✊😢

    • @TheMadMadCat
      @TheMadMadCat 3 роки тому +1

      I’m a fan of this joke

    • @Jordan-ko4xr
      @Jordan-ko4xr 3 роки тому +1

      I used to be a fan of DF now I am a windmill

    • @Tclark08141
      @Tclark08141 2 роки тому

      wanna know somethin the first letter of my nam is a the letter in my last name is c the makes ac

  • @redeftnewt5790
    @redeftnewt5790 11 місяців тому +4

    For those wondering the game name is beneath the surface and it is on Steam

  • @arenbanerjee8258
    @arenbanerjee8258 3 роки тому +8

    Hey dude yours vids got recommended to me. I didn't pay much attention at first but I started watching them one by one and oh boy is your voice so good. It always manages to make me calm down and turn that sad face to a happy face :)

  • @njhawk4159
    @njhawk4159 3 роки тому +41

    I knew DF was packing heat but 5 meters will make even Johnny Sins blush.

  • @maybelater3209
    @maybelater3209 3 роки тому +23

    From stardew valley to fishing games. Only thing next is to take over the world.

  • @TunaFish556
    @TunaFish556 3 роки тому +4

    this chanel is the only thing that makes me sleep peacefully

  • @kazekage8394
    @kazekage8394 3 роки тому +1

    I will always wait for your videos, everyday it always calms me down. Thank you Mr. DF

  • @Fathomlessvoid
    @Fathomlessvoid 3 роки тому +43

    playing a lot of fishing games lately, I think I know why the world's fish population is going down.

  • @generalkenobi2910
    @generalkenobi2910 3 роки тому +4

    Been looking forward to this all day, thanks mate

  • @baki8315
    @baki8315 2 роки тому +5

    I love Df I’m glad I found his videos he makes me want to play everything he posts and I love watching them

  • @tinaplume3719
    @tinaplume3719 3 роки тому +1

    It's a endless cycle of you catching yourself

  • @nick.c6969
    @nick.c6969 3 роки тому +3

    Life is like fishing you will never know what you catch till you catch it im so glad i found DF on youtube

  • @werewolfbeastgaming8552
    @werewolfbeastgaming8552 3 роки тому +9

    I'll never understand how my favorite youtuber makes the amazing vids he does EVERY DAY love u man keep up the great content!

  • @CptWack
    @CptWack 3 роки тому +2

    “Not to sleep”
    That fisherman’s reaction was so on point

  • @stormflamewing3642
    @stormflamewing3642 3 роки тому +7

    "Get your mom jokes out, we can go in 5 meters deep.".

  • @guavabi1899
    @guavabi1899 3 роки тому +47

    I feel that DF is compensating from his childhood with all these fish games because his dad never brought him fishing :(
    love the content btw

  • @artchic528
    @artchic528 3 роки тому +6

    I’m simple. I see a DF video notification I click it to watch!

  • @anevilstripper6095
    @anevilstripper6095 3 роки тому +16

    Why do I feel the dev of this game has some kind of pregnancy/birthing fetish

  • @sanpanf5305
    @sanpanf5305 3 роки тому +1

    this guy gives me early 2010s youtube vibe like when youtuberz used to play random ass games...amazing

  • @nobodynowhere000
    @nobodynowhere000 3 роки тому +3

    Seeing someone play this game without having played Hex first is a bit weird lol.

    • @Jimi_053
      @Jimi_053 3 роки тому

      What’s the name of the game? And is it free?

    • @nobodynowhere000
      @nobodynowhere000 3 роки тому

      1. The game is called The Hex
      2. It’s not free. It is a interesting meta game though, read the reviews and decide if you want it yourself.

  • @notditto5350
    @notditto5350 3 роки тому +9

    "This is rapidly turning from a fishing expedition to a baby farm."
    - DF 2021

  • @themeow-sician1664
    @themeow-sician1664 3 роки тому

    I can't stop watching this kind of videos

  • @notebooks6461
    @notebooks6461 3 роки тому +4

    DF’s face should just be a knowing smile in a hoodie

  • @gamerturtle3530
    @gamerturtle3530 3 роки тому +4

    I like how DF plays these random games and he makes them Dangerously funny ;)

  • @thepoakintins692
    @thepoakintins692 3 роки тому +6

    You're #41 in trending for gaming right now! I'm so happy for you and your success!

  • @awildhanzi2978
    @awildhanzi2978 3 роки тому

    Love your videos dude thanks for uploading daily

  • @Dustinmostrom15
    @Dustinmostrom15 3 роки тому +5

    “We went from 45-85 meaning it’s worth $50” nice job your a real math teacher lol

  • @notditto5350
    @notditto5350 3 роки тому +4

    "We're getting $2 per baby."
    Only $2??? I sell mine for at least $6

  • @Guitarsey
    @Guitarsey 3 роки тому +17

    This whole game screams "your mom" jokes xD

  • @igo363
    @igo363 2 роки тому

    DF, keep up the good work. Amazing videos.

  • @theskibidigooner
    @theskibidigooner 3 роки тому +2

    this is my new favorite line anyone has ever said: "five hundred dollars and eighty babies later..."

  • @dgamb2813
    @dgamb2813 3 роки тому +5

    If he continues down this path I'm sure he will upload the club penguin fishing game someday

  • @Oxygen1004
    @Oxygen1004 3 роки тому +6

    Good thing I don't have a good sleep schedule!

  • @rbmvirus1266
    @rbmvirus1266 2 роки тому

    Your voice is calming because you never shout so I feel relaxed

  • @theskibidigooner
    @theskibidigooner 3 роки тому +2

    "this is rapidly turning from a fishing expedition into a baby farm" lol

  • @Ch3353whiz
    @Ch3353whiz 3 роки тому +5

    df, a game's worst nightmare

  • @testigobbler
    @testigobbler 3 роки тому +3

    who else found out about this channel randomly n is now in love with his vids

    • @zod_
      @zod_ 3 роки тому

      saaaaaaaame

  • @ramgallosa275
    @ramgallosa275 2 роки тому

    I need more these kind of games it is so calming

  • @outofproportion1444
    @outofproportion1444 2 роки тому +2

    his character looks exactly what i picture DF looking like irl based on his voice 😂

  • @G1MM1CK_W_and_M
    @G1MM1CK_W_and_M 3 роки тому +6

    Hey DF you should try pocket ants, it has tarantula enslavement.

  • @Raise398
    @Raise398 3 роки тому +6

    I swear DF is immortal that's why he has so much time

  • @beliasphyre3497
    @beliasphyre3497 3 роки тому

    You know what sound an Artic Tern makes?
    "Backstreetboys!"

  • @chuuenpai
    @chuuenpai 3 роки тому +1

    This mans voice is so calming for no reason

  • @Primal_Freest
    @Primal_Freest 2 роки тому +4

    I like how he doesn’t notice that instead of being the next upgrade that the number is the current rank of that skill

    • @zmxl6795
      @zmxl6795 Рік тому

      can u tell me the name of the game?

  • @purplehazer2998
    @purplehazer2998 2 роки тому +4

    I'm so glad this channel is growing so well, great to see a channel get the recognition they deserve. Can't wait to see where this channel goes from here.

  • @wynterlalonde4258
    @wynterlalonde4258 3 роки тому +1

    he seems to be enjoying these fishing games

  • @sirmangees9090
    @sirmangees9090 2 роки тому

    “My retirement is set thanks to my farm of fish babies”
    Best sentence I’ve ever heard in my life.

  • @beary3067
    @beary3067 3 роки тому +12

    this guy is so chill when he trips, The ground gets injured.
    When he’s late to class, the others apologize for being too early.
    When he was young, his parents slept on his bed when they were scared.
    When this guy visits a website, the cookies accept him.
    This guy doesn’t follow rules, rules follow him.
    When this man was born, he congratulated his mother and drove her home.
    When he goes to someone else's birthday, they give him gifts.
    When he gets pulled over, He lets the cop off with a warning.
    When this guy was a kid, his mom asked if she could get mcdonalds.
    When he gets held at gunpoint, The robberies give him money.

  • @alistaircrowley6790
    @alistaircrowley6790 3 роки тому +3

    Man, you have got some way with your voice...no matter what horrible things you say, it's always calming and pleasant to listen to.

  • @bulakenongfrieza3664
    @bulakenongfrieza3664 3 роки тому

    1:16
    "It can go to Japan and back...
    well not anymore cause it's going to die"
    lmaooo

  • @fishelmao
    @fishelmao 3 роки тому

    Ooh, self burn! Those are rare!

  • @asset3286
    @asset3286 3 роки тому +7

    DF: “I assume deeper is better”
    Me: “That’s what she said.”

  • @charliedelapaz2696
    @charliedelapaz2696 3 роки тому +10

    Fishing , ruining evolution and putting animals into space.
    Now thats content

  • @riley659
    @riley659 3 роки тому

    I like that the minute I woke up, I saw DFs notif and came running

  • @sup2683
    @sup2683 2 роки тому

    Ah ice fishing nice. We always go every winter.

  • @blameitondanny
    @blameitondanny 3 роки тому +5

    I wonder what would happen when someone accidentally hear DF recording and take it out of context. Especially in this episode with the baby farm comment.

  • @pup6276
    @pup6276 3 роки тому +4

    i actually download every game DF plays lol, theyve been fun

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 3 роки тому

      Type in "Lionel.exe" after casting hook.

    • @pup6276
      @pup6276 3 роки тому

      @@youtubeuniversity3638 will do dude

  • @spez_x2412
    @spez_x2412 3 роки тому +1

    Keep doing the video you did yesterday because i really liked it

  • @Kormelev
    @Kormelev 3 роки тому +1

    It is strange how I first encountered this channel due to Stardew Valley videos, a game that has fishing in it, and now it is a channel that has a game which ONLY has fishing.

  • @pacifiism
    @pacifiism 3 роки тому +3

    13:23
    I BARELY SAW THE BABIES FLYING UPWARDS-

  • @maynardmilton2052
    @maynardmilton2052 3 роки тому +13

    Oh wow, just finishing the video. Didn’t even realise how early I was (only one other comment saying “E” atm) did DF’s strange patients at upgrading confuse anyone else. Thought he would insta max everything

  • @Cheekybill
    @Cheekybill Рік тому

    Oh no I’m chocking in laughter😂 lol. Get it? The channel name is DANGEROUSLY funny

  • @shantidoke8160
    @shantidoke8160 3 роки тому

    These types of games are what I want to watch

  • @Xokou
    @Xokou 3 роки тому +4

    dang i've been waiting all day for this vid im sooo bored

  • @terminatedmembership9557
    @terminatedmembership9557 3 роки тому +3

    He takes any opportunity to cause as much pain as possible while also trying to get as rich as possible.

  • @Ryxbar
    @Ryxbar 3 роки тому

    DF, the Ultimate Slayer of Casual Games xD

  • @mavericksantana59
    @mavericksantana59 2 роки тому

    1:56 he reacted when DF said no sleep

  • @blarghchan
    @blarghchan 3 роки тому +4

    "...The worst prize of all, which... is...me."
    Aw, baby, you ain't even in the top ten worst!