Slandering Your Rivals Main (Vanguard Edition)

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  • @pongwong5463
    @pongwong5463 16 днів тому +201

    As a captain america main, having zero deaths, zero kills, and 20 minutes spent diving the enemies backline, is hilarious

    • @cyrusstevenson880
      @cyrusstevenson880 3 дні тому +13

      This is so relatable “ cap your 1 and 2 what are you doing??” “ I’ve been hard diving the supports, I have 10k mitigated in the first 2-3 min of round 1 but nothings dying!

  • @romeda5156
    @romeda5156 16 днів тому +511

    Cap mains will remember this. We won’t do anything about it, but we’ll remember.

    • @joeyperrotte5386
      @joeyperrotte5386 16 днів тому +9

      Underrated comment

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 12 днів тому +12

      @@joeyperrotte5386”UndErAttEd CoMMeNt” it’s the most liked comment here.

    • @Psykroids
      @Psykroids 11 днів тому +3

      Shush...I'm thinking about revenge....
      Damn...we're not gonna do anything about this until several seasons laters aren't we?

    • @Steelo_EXE
      @Steelo_EXE 11 днів тому +3

      It's ok, I respect Cap mains because ik they're about to do something, I don't know what but I know someone's getting picked either way😅

    • @M_Feitosa7
      @M_Feitosa7 10 днів тому +2

      Just like Captain America would do, forgive them

  • @ayyitsrith
    @ayyitsrith 16 днів тому +192

    As a Venom main the biggest thing I find myself working on is finding an acceptable degree of stupid. I will NOT learn from my deaths.

    • @benjaminnicholas5527
      @benjaminnicholas5527 3 дні тому +6

      Venom mains have two braincells. One that is trying to keep them alive and killing. The second one is trying to assassinate the first one.

    • @Fafish01
      @Fafish01 День тому +1

      ​@@benjaminnicholas5527 My brain is telling me to love this comment and I Will agree

  • @Andrewmation855
    @Andrewmation855 16 днів тому +226

    Me before this video: No way this video will be that accurate.
    "Thor, you got the 'tism"
    I hate it here, man.

  • @Spyrocrab
    @Spyrocrab 16 днів тому +335

    The Thor one felt personal. I have no idea what I am doing or why, but for some reason people keep saying I'm doing great. I'm fueled by equal parts imposter syndrome and and inflated sense of self. I both feel superior to those around me and assume that everyone else knows what they are doing far better than I do.
    The world is terrifying, I have no control over it, and I am not sure where it is going. But I have a hammer, and an arm. And I can swing those. And that seems to be working.

    • @JackieKog
      @JackieKog 16 днів тому +50

      You just wrote a better Thor story than Marvel and Disney have in a decade

    • @thebigheadeddie
      @thebigheadeddie 16 днів тому +8

      Wow brother that honestly is a great Thor story, the contents are right! That's resonates with me somehow especially with Thor, I want to thank you for this, keep it up.

    • @samuelludescher6978
      @samuelludescher6978 16 днів тому +9

      Swing hammer, make big doink. God of thunder go rawr.

    • @bigfatpiss8787
      @bigfatpiss8787 16 днів тому

      its just a game lil bro

    • @Dapperbritgoofy
      @Dapperbritgoofy 16 днів тому +11

      This hits harder than a drunk dad

  • @JahovasFitness
    @JahovasFitness 16 днів тому +161

    You talked about Captain America, but forgot his malicious twin Captain A-hole. These guys don't care about that nerd crap like "the journey" or the "shared personalities." All they want are to be the biggest, buffest, and most infuriating mosquito that the enemy backline has ever seen. They smell blood and see red when they reflect a Luna freeze/Mantis sleep back. They remind Hawkeye players why he's the Avenger nobody cares about. He will torment the poor soul that just came back from spawn and keep them from the team for another 5 seconds minimum and he will get away with it. And, he WILL call your mother a respectable lady of the community.
    I know this because I'M him. I'M Captain A-Hole, and I approve this message.

    • @louisalex98
      @louisalex98 12 днів тому +15

      As a Cap main that's single handedly nerfing hawkeye because netease can't be bothered, we exist, and your tanks will never see their backup again.

    • @christophersmith8848
      @christophersmith8848 11 днів тому +15

      They even gave those guys a skin, Captain A.I.M.erica

  • @CracksterJack
    @CracksterJack 15 днів тому +77

    Venom main here.
    I'm sure you said a lot of good stuff during the Venom part but I wasn't able to listen much; my microwave exploded - apparently you're not supposed to put the fork in WITH the pop-tart

    • @Thatguy-v4z
      @Thatguy-v4z 9 днів тому +10

      Wait you eat pop-tarts with a fork? I thought they were spoon type foods

    • @mr._pringle115
      @mr._pringle115 2 дні тому +2

      this joke has layers liken onion

  • @imthestein
    @imthestein 16 днів тому +196

    As a Magnet main this was too real

    • @CBTR21
      @CBTR21 16 днів тому +4

      Bro tells no lies 😂

    • @Mastahopo
      @Mastahopo 16 днів тому +20

      I tip my hat to you fellow magnet, i feel like a jaded father trying to take care of 5 screaming toddlers when i solo him.

    • @Jasmine-52
      @Jasmine-52 16 днів тому +5

      Damn bro even knew about the dead space stare

    • @tysonvienneau1830
      @tysonvienneau1830 16 днів тому +2

      You're not the only one, fellow Magnet

    • @fl0wey57
      @fl0wey57 16 днів тому +1

      It was, comrade of Magnet…
      It was…

  • @tylregor5481
    @tylregor5481 14 днів тому +59

    As someone that is getting on Magneto a lot lately i think i found the purpose of his ult. His ult is a physical manifestation of our pent up rage...
    And when i hear "judge, jury, executioner" from the enemy team, that pent up rage is about to get vented

    • @tysonvienneau1830
      @tysonvienneau1830 10 днів тому +7

      Or "Maximum pulse." That one is also when we release our rage onto the enemy team and get a double kill on their strategists

    • @Doktor_dooom
      @Doktor_dooom 9 днів тому +1

      Or hear the turret or legendary

    • @snrfl
      @snrfl 8 днів тому +1

      punishers pop my meteor before i can throw it :c

    • @tylregor5481
      @tylregor5481 8 днів тому +2

      @@snrfl you have like a short time to throw, but it's normal for common human reflexes.
      I manage to get them most of the time

    • @ThedreadrogueYT
      @ThedreadrogueYT 7 днів тому +6

      @@snrflYour meteor is destroyed after 800 damage, so just throw it about half a second after you activate it

  • @FalloutGuard
    @FalloutGuard 16 днів тому +115

    Swing hammer, hit bad guys, protect friends. Got it boss

  • @the_dapper_stormtrooper9302
    @the_dapper_stormtrooper9302 16 днів тому +107

    Peni: no matter what you do or how hard you carried. You going to get flamed by your team. Peni is a industrial strength magnet for toxicity from dps mains and oddly enough cloak and dagger mains for some reason.

    • @PickleJuice76
      @PickleJuice76 16 днів тому +26

      I main peni on defense, they can’t talk when I go 46 and 4and the other team can’t get point once.

    • @blizzardgaming7070
      @blizzardgaming7070 16 днів тому +25

      It's kind of odd given her kit is centered around being an anchor for your team. Also, she is so underrated for attack, so many games I win without ever dying.

    • @the_dapper_stormtrooper9302
      @the_dapper_stormtrooper9302 16 днів тому +4

      @blizzardgaming7070 attack peni is based and don't let people tell you otherwise. you can completely shut down counter flank, and lob mines into the enemies defensive positions.

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 16 днів тому +19

      ​@blizzardgaming7070 she is great for setting up anchor points on push. They can't dive the cart when the cart has more mines on it than a Bosnian vineyard after WW2.

    • @midgetonketamine8529
      @midgetonketamine8529 16 днів тому

      CnD mains will whine about anything

  • @TheTubbyman
    @TheTubbyman 16 днів тому +44

    As someone who mains Hulk and Cap you were spot on. If I'm not making the strategists have a panic attack every fight and getting CCed to hell, I'm not having fun.

  • @CaliburovX4
    @CaliburovX4 16 днів тому +35

    As a Venom main, I would like to point out that I am, in fact, as smart as an average tree stump. I will _not_ stop diving into the team face first at the speed of mach 'fuck you', I will _not_ take any advice from anyone regarding my strategy, I will most _certainly not_ be deterred no matter how many times I get immediately turned inside out by the enemy team.
    The definition of insanity is my life motto, and I will not compromise that for any reason.

    • @kyseth87
      @kyseth87 7 днів тому +5

      This is a man whom has mastered himself.

    • @Dragonskystarry
      @Dragonskystarry 2 дні тому +2

      Beautiful. I aspire to be like this as a Venom main every single damn day. Thank you for your words

  • @TobyTBD
    @TobyTBD 16 днів тому +50

    I’m a Magneto main and literally said “what the fuck guys” last night while watching people push too far forward instead of capturing the zone.

    • @madhatten5123
      @madhatten5123 16 днів тому +9

      Preach brother. I can’t remember the last bubble I got to throw on myself.

    • @mtrichie111
      @mtrichie111 13 днів тому

      Every f*ing time

    • @thisisausername9356
      @thisisausername9356 13 днів тому

      Oh god that always is exhausting when you get pushed and realize you're the only person at the point

    • @TobyTBD
      @TobyTBD 12 днів тому +3

      @I play via Xbox so I don’t really have a headset option so if I have teammates who push too far forward costing us the round, I will take the full one minute to type out not to leave the zone so I can either shield or heal them.

    • @avocadothecat
      @avocadothecat 11 днів тому +1

      I main him too, I say WTF pretty much at least once per gaming session.
      I am now learning Loki... Maybe to compensate the WTF

  • @qrangejuice8225
    @qrangejuice8225 16 днів тому +127

    Peni main: if they're not running dive, you should probably go back to Bloons

    • @blizzardgaming7070
      @blizzardgaming7070 16 днів тому +24

      You, have clearly not flanked to put mines in the enemy backline just to watch supports backpeddle right into them.

    • @V0SRU
      @V0SRU 10 днів тому +2

      @blizzardgaming7070 Holy shit I have to try that haha

    • @kryppyy
      @kryppyy 10 днів тому

      @blizzardgaming7070you’re clearly lower than diamond

    • @blizzardgaming7070
      @blizzardgaming7070 10 днів тому +2

      @@kryppyy diamond 2 actually

    • @kryppyy
      @kryppyy 9 днів тому +1

      @blizzardgaming7070 And you’re actually getting diamond players like that, lmao, inflation is crazy

  • @Quincy_Morris
    @Quincy_Morris 16 днів тому +42

    I just play Captain America cause I like Captain America and when I play him I feel like America.
    Plus I can’t aim and I like punch.

  • @jibzzzzzzzzzio
    @jibzzzzzzzzzio 15 днів тому +22

    the penni slander matched with the bad gameplay actually got to me, like i know the video is ragebait but im still mad. ggwp 10/10 video.

    • @Brogon_the_10st
      @Brogon_the_10st 10 днів тому +5

      I will say “I love to take advantage of stupid people specifically because I can.” Is a very as a Peni player

  • @SupremeLordBruv
    @SupremeLordBruv 16 днів тому +42

    Doc main here: actually correct. wanted to play iron man or moon knight but due to the duelist overcapacity, a tank was needed and i ended up liking Doc.

    • @reaperraider999
      @reaperraider999 16 днів тому +6

      My buddy who I've been playing with literally had the EXACT same scenario. He started by playing Iron Man and Moon Knight and once he realised nobody besides me (Magnet main) was going to play tank he started learning Strange and now really enjoys it😂

    • @TheVirtue01
      @TheVirtue01 16 днів тому +5

      I hate how accurate this is. I wanted to main hawkeye/starlord, and because in solo queue everyone plays duelist, i tried Strange and found myself really enjoying his playstyle.

    • @Sillychaz3
      @Sillychaz3 10 днів тому

      Fake dr strange main

  • @RocketMaintoGM
    @RocketMaintoGM 16 днів тому +27

    Gotta say as a Thor main myself, I am incredibly self controlled and focused on th… IS THAT A DEFENSELESS RACCOON?

    • @verdurite
      @verdurite 10 днів тому

      Yall are too damn LOUD 😭

  • @tysonvienneau1830
    @tysonvienneau1830 16 днів тому +56

    As a Magnet main, that entire segment just describes my time playing. Sweet lord you guys, I'm out-damaging and KO-ing the duelists and have blocked more damage than all four of them combined and yet you think me and the healer who has kept you alive are the problems. It's thankless work carrying these idiots, but someone's gotta do it since no one else will

  • @chaosbug7
    @chaosbug7 11 днів тому +10

    Venom Main here: Why yes, we will dive headfirst into enemy territory and get shredded like BBQ Pork. We do not question why, nor do we care, and we’re most certainly not going to learn from it or deviate from the plan.

    • @alexursu4403
      @alexursu4403 10 днів тому +4

      "We should dive the enemy team, Eddy !"
      "Why ?"
      "Why not ?"
      "Let's go !"

  • @NamelessActual
    @NamelessActual 16 днів тому +28

    As a Cap main, the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right? Right, yeah

    • @Hostyl176
      @Hostyl176 16 днів тому

      W Offspring!

    • @cyrusstevenson880
      @cyrusstevenson880 3 дні тому +1

      Don’t you just love throwing 1 punch at enemy support, getting Peni webbed, jumping and getting winter soldier hook comboed then trying to jump out after and getting frozen/slept while your shield is broken and either exploding to the peni mines cause no one kills the nest or making it out with 10hp to hope your support reacts with light speed timing to heal you

  • @omarorihuela606
    @omarorihuela606 16 днів тому +8

    Im a magnet, Thor and venom player. In this video I was praised, learned about my lineage and humbled.

  • @joryadrallig2932
    @joryadrallig2932 16 днів тому +12

    As a Dr Strange main (that right there is my guy) he was the first character I played and the one that stuck with me the most . Playing Duelist is way too stressful for me most of the times and I feel like everything's just way easier when I can just shield for my team and kill the people that get too close

    • @Sillychaz3
      @Sillychaz3 10 днів тому +1

      My brother 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

    • @TwoBlitzer
      @TwoBlitzer 4 дні тому +1

      True strange mains right here

  • @thatgoodstuff1986
    @thatgoodstuff1986 14 днів тому +5

    Hulk main here, can confirm I love jumping into the backline, completely separated from the team, getting 1 (one) kill and getting obliterated immediately after

  • @erikwilliams1562
    @erikwilliams1562 16 днів тому +18

    As a Magneto main and Thor secondary.... this is 100% accurate

  • @kazzylangley8850
    @kazzylangley8850 16 днів тому +18

    I play every tank except Thor and everything said applied to me in some way... I feel personally attacked... Now if you'll excuse me I have windows to lick and crayons to munch on....

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 11 днів тому +8

    I think as a Peni main you got us down pat, you just forgot to mention how much of our skill is placing a mine, forgetting about it, then getting giddy when it does something.
    In other news, bullying people in Doom Match as a tank who can self heal and instakill any of the other dps or healers who people unfortunately think is the best choice for the game mode is fun :)

    • @V0SRU
      @V0SRU 10 днів тому +3

      “Woohoo! I know that sound!”

  • @zidoknight8381
    @zidoknight8381 16 днів тому +8

    As a Magnet main, you're spot on. Ive started playing a game on my longer runbacks from spawn, where I watch a silhouette and see what they do to die. Its usually embarrassing, though sometimes I watch a valiant last stand complete with a near solo wipe of the enemy team. They never mention my help when I round the corner and bubble them just before death, but I love when I get to save someone with all the effort of scratching an itch.

  • @0jutai
    @0jutai 10 днів тому +6

    Us Thor mains are like Ogryns.
    We got two thoughts in these big, empty heads. Punch bad guys, protec friends. Not much else going on up there. Maybe thoughts of food, perhaps.

    • @Asageun
      @Asageun 3 дні тому +1

      Luv' me Jeff
      Luv' me tub man
      'ate 'awkeye
      'ate 'ela
      Simple as

  • @Bluemansonic
    @Bluemansonic 12 днів тому +3

    2:07 as a guy who loves science medicine and magic and owns a Doctor Strange figurine that there is my guy

  • @tigerfalco
    @tigerfalco 8 днів тому +3

    Seeing as Peni has been the only Vanguard in the game that jumped out to me like "yes I like this" that motto was spot on. Recently found out that playing Peni as a flank/off-angle tank is pretty good, at least when the enemy team focuses me theyre not as dumb for it because they cant ignore me.

  • @jesuspantoja5119
    @jesuspantoja5119 16 днів тому +17

    Penny is basically a supplement to bad vanguard. This is both good and bad. I can play alone but it feels like I'm scratching myself with a cheese grater. With someone else who plays a good vanguard it's just Pub stomping.

  • @shu.thomas
    @shu.thomas 16 днів тому +5

    As a Thor main, tf kinda soul reading is that?! Scarily accurate

  • @starkiller4937
    @starkiller4937 16 днів тому +16

    bruuh punisher at 10:09 is sending me 😭😭😭 why they always act like that

    • @tylregor5481
      @tylregor5481 14 днів тому +2

      I love how he talks about Venom being maybe the most stupid mains when this literally happens on screen

  • @dr.stronk9857
    @dr.stronk9857 16 днів тому +6

    As a venom player, you hit the nail on the head

  • @zab931
    @zab931 15 днів тому +4

    Peni outside of noob stomping is kinda like gambling. You need to know how to read the room, when to hold em', when to fold em', and when to walk away. Problem is that a good amount of Peni players are terrible gamblers. She's good in certain compositions and situations (especially after hero bans) but unplayable in others. Even the alleged number 1 Peni top 500 gets stunlocked when facing certain compositions and variables. If you don't have a backup tank choice as a Peni main, you're setting yourself up for failure.

  • @Unbelievable47
    @Unbelievable47 16 днів тому +3

    Thor main here saying "Huh?" Also I see humming birds stand still all the time.

  • @dustpanman2998
    @dustpanman2998 16 днів тому +6

    Was not expecting bro to get poetic with it

  • @TheSuperGamer991
    @TheSuperGamer991 16 днів тому +6

    As a Magneto main with a Groot main friend, yep. 100% accurate
    Venom is too

  • @aidanmcconnell5487
    @aidanmcconnell5487 День тому +1

    I can confirm the strange one that is a one of one on how I became good at strange

  • @MikelovesMagnusisnotabretonian
    @MikelovesMagnusisnotabretonian 16 днів тому +10

    0:27 it's a special day when someone isn't catching strayes.

  • @DaFlyingSeal
    @DaFlyingSeal 16 днів тому +6

    4:42 Ok, how am I still catching strays on character that isn’t even mine, bro leave cap alone!

    • @dumbnerd9980
      @dumbnerd9980 Годину тому

      Bro fr leave my man alone 😢

  • @kyseth87
    @kyseth87 7 днів тому +1

    I wasn't ready for Thor. How did you know? "This is what we're doing now? Sure. Fuck it." ----MVP - THOR

  • @Catto-n8b
    @Catto-n8b 12 днів тому +3

    As a venom main i can indeed tell you there is nothing going on in my head.

  • @Itwasominous
    @Itwasominous 16 днів тому +6

    lmaooooo groot being a serial killer is hilarious💀

  • @DoggoDoesStuff1
    @DoggoDoesStuff1 16 днів тому +9

    Peni still has over a 50% win rate in GM+, idk what all the hating is about.

    • @JebblesJunior
      @JebblesJunior  16 днів тому +1

      It's 50.09%, and there's only about 10 characters who are more than a full 1% below her.

    • @DoggoDoesStuff1
      @DoggoDoesStuff1 16 днів тому +2

      50% is all you need to not be bad, the reason why there are so few characters more than a full percent below her is because a lot of the characters in the cast hover around 50%. She's obviously not a meta threat but acting like she's dogshit at higher ranks is crazy.

    • @DoggoDoesStuff1
      @DoggoDoesStuff1 16 днів тому +1

      @@JebblesJunior Also, something else that you fail to mention is that while her winrate isn't crazy, she's still the tank with the 3rd highest winrate in GM+

    • @blizzardgaming7070
      @blizzardgaming7070 16 днів тому +3

      Yeah, Peni and Groot are comfortably the good tanks, Magneto and Strange the great tanks. Thor and Cap are mediocre until you have both of them. Hulk and Venom are in the game I guess.

    • @tylregor5481
      @tylregor5481 14 днів тому

      ​@blizzardgaming7070Cap is straight up the worst. Hulk is great if you know how to use him

  • @fortune6805
    @fortune6805 13 днів тому +1

    As a Magneto main that's so accurate. Like how do I always find myself alone on the objective?? Where is my team??!!

  • @ruok6506
    @ruok6506 16 днів тому +5

    6:52 unbelievably accurate

  • @monday7352
    @monday7352 16 днів тому +3

    Capt’n america feels accurate
    If overwatch tanking taught me anything it’s that if im suffering then im doing something right

    • @cyrusstevenson880
      @cyrusstevenson880 3 дні тому

      Praying your team pushes in while 3 enemies are giving you hall of fame level chase down in the opposite direction of the point

  • @ahumanoidtroodon1074
    @ahumanoidtroodon1074 14 днів тому +3

    Thor main! You’re half right. Yes, the gameplan is simple, but that’s because 90% of my brainpower is dedicated to finding out how to use Awaken as much as possible so I can 3 shot the supports from the other side of the team fight

  • @TwelfthHunter
    @TwelfthHunter 16 днів тому +6

    Cap main and yeah… it’s all 3 here

  • @tubalord3693
    @tubalord3693 10 днів тому +1

    As a Penni mean I love watching people suffer because they think they figured me out but I changed my play style so they all start dying again. And also pissing everyone off because I keep canceling their alts.
    Best way to tell if someone’s is a bad penny player is if they don’t realize the regular spiderweb also heals you not just the nest. And the webs increased, the radius of the nests allowing spider drone to go around corners.

  • @ReignofIndepence
    @ReignofIndepence 16 днів тому +2

    The moment comes and goes. As a Hulk player in plat it's never ending

  • @Cryonan
    @Cryonan 9 днів тому +1

    The Peni rage bait goes crazy 😭 (Also the Magneto glaze)

  • @Cresif
    @Cresif 16 днів тому +2

    As a strange main I can confirm I'm the only strange main I've met and everything you said was on the dot.

  • @janvankessel624
    @janvankessel624 16 днів тому +5

    Aah, sit down, open laptop and have a new JebbelsJr vid, all is good...

  • @JpWhereIsMyShoe
    @JpWhereIsMyShoe 16 днів тому +5

    Wait i love thor and i got some of the tism. Im going to watch this but i feel called out

  • @mlgesus8362
    @mlgesus8362 16 днів тому +1

    Groot mains try not to put up walls that block my line of sight so i cant heal them then they die challenge

    • @cyrusstevenson880
      @cyrusstevenson880 3 дні тому

      Groot mains try not to wall off their own captain Americas from support LOS challenge impossible

  • @allzure4594
    @allzure4594 16 днів тому +3

    As a strange main i have to reluctantly agree

  • @surriad1140
    @surriad1140 16 днів тому +2

    I play peewee because blowing up the enemy dive for 14th time never gets old. They want to keep running face first into a landmine, who am I to stop them?

  • @Daizyujin85
    @Daizyujin85 16 днів тому +2

    10:07 Situational awareness: Nonexistent.

  • @Steelo_EXE
    @Steelo_EXE 11 днів тому +1

    Here after you nailed us Loki mains, word for word, bar for bar, commenting before you get to Thor

    • @Steelo_EXE
      @Steelo_EXE 11 днів тому +1

      Nailed it again😂

  • @organicdog5648
    @organicdog5648 16 днів тому +2

    As a Magnet I approve this message

  • @DelousedMouse
    @DelousedMouse 16 днів тому +2

    I love how very well spoken this roast is

  • @cjweezil5206
    @cjweezil5206 День тому

    I'm so flabbergasted by how that magnet bit resonated with me. 90% of my solo tank games are when I pick him, the other 10% of my solo tank games are when we have 5 DPS and I no longer get to work on my punisher mission :')
    That being said you should have mentioned ult bonking, I've been in more fupping car accidents than I've had successful, meaningful magnet ults. I keep doorways and bridges so well fed with meatballs they should call me Chef Magnet.

  • @Hk-ox4bb
    @Hk-ox4bb 2 дні тому +1

    I am ok with hearing people saying peni isn’t particularly good, keeps the nerfs away

  • @Jaeger_Bishop
    @Jaeger_Bishop 16 днів тому +5

    "After all. Poptarts have cooking instructions on them, the for the soul purpose of the world's uncomfortable mass of dumb$hit$"
    I feel like this should be on a T-Shirt or something.

  • @Thatguy-v4z
    @Thatguy-v4z 9 днів тому +1

    aS a Venom main i canot under staond a single word you said. Two many wordsf

  • @electro9496
    @electro9496 4 дні тому

    As a Magnet main, the amount of times I audibly ask "What on earth is my team doing?" is ridiculous.

  • @lazuardiferdi
    @lazuardiferdi 16 днів тому +1

    2:40 made me LOCKED TF IN

  • @rockinroller25
    @rockinroller25 15 днів тому

    Your Dr. Strange remarks cracked me up, I initially played Strange because I’ve cosplayed him in the past and was a fan of his comics, but now he’s my safe pick when I’m not playing Winter Soldier and I just haven’t figured out the best way to play strategist yet

  • @elgescherwerauchimmer700
    @elgescherwerauchimmer700 16 днів тому

    8:24 hey if it works it works. I still encounter a lot of stupid people in Diamond who are just asking to be taken advantage of

  • @Anifinatic7Star
    @Anifinatic7Star 3 дні тому

    That magneto breakdown was scarily accurate, dude...

  • @Gob-Uh-Lin
    @Gob-Uh-Lin 2 дні тому

    The shade in this video is so strangely specific yet completely understandable

  • @LeMuflon
    @LeMuflon 15 днів тому +2

    As Venom main, I feel I should be offended, but I saw two supps in backline, covered by Penni, and need to dive - brb

  • @schitzoonafritzo
    @schitzoonafritzo 4 дні тому

    Thor is too accurate.
    My brain goes out the window when I see the enemy and just start swinging
    Swing and bash until there's no one left

  • @thesussadin
    @thesussadin 13 днів тому

    I am a Dr. Strange main. You are absolutely correct that we have a penchant for taking burst damage directly to the face and that is why I play vanguard now. But i mostly do it because no one else will.

  • @averagehuman9834
    @averagehuman9834 15 днів тому

    9:51 , A full minute at full draw, either you're the newest breed of superhuman(or some form of godforsaken monster), or are using a kiddy bow as an adult, if its two, thats pretty sad

    • @JebblesJunior
      @JebblesJunior  15 днів тому +1

      It's a seventy pound long draw and my shoulder was wrecked afterwards.

    • @averagehuman9834
      @averagehuman9834 15 днів тому +1

      @@JebblesJunior Still wouldn't want to be an enemy of a man that ungodly strong

  • @DingusKhan42
    @DingusKhan42 16 днів тому +1

    The worst part about being forced into playing Dr. Strange is that, after a while, you start to like it.

  • @Craig_Tucker48
    @Craig_Tucker48 12 днів тому

    I wasn’t expecting a tip to keep my tools rusting in a humid environment, but here I am. Thanks!

  • @kailaine3974
    @kailaine3974 10 хвилин тому

    8:27 until such a day that iron fist and wolverine players learn that minefields are not playgrounds the spawncamping will continue until intelligence improves

  • @KrillAndGrill
    @KrillAndGrill День тому

    As a venom main, I will say that sometimes, all I need is to be a dumbass behind enemy lines to do my job.

  • @thisisausername9356
    @thisisausername9356 13 днів тому

    That Magneto part is accurate for me for the most part. Save for the faith in humanity part because as hard as it may be, I did tell myself to always have some because always expecting the worst does get mentally exhausting. But yeah I have have a dejected "Guys, what the fuck...?" To myself more times than I can count even outside the game

  • @GameGod77
    @GameGod77 14 днів тому

    Credit where credit is due, the joy of playing Peni is feeling like I'm taking advantage of stupid people. He's got me dead to rights there.

  • @burrito9327
    @burrito9327 16 днів тому +1

    As magnet and strange main...
    Yeah, accurate
    Can't wait for The Thing tho, so I can play hulk and not feel as bad for what I put my team through/hj

  • @peterlepper5199
    @peterlepper5199 16 днів тому +1

    Let me be the one person to say "That right there is my guy" regarding Dr. Strange. My favorite hero from the comics and the MCU, and I'm glad they did him justice in Rivals. At first I thought it was weird that they made him a Vanguard, but the more that I think about it, the more sense it makes. I just wish he wasn't such a weirdly meta pick so that I didn't get lumped in with people like this.
    After scrolling through the comments I see I'm actually the third(?) person to say it, but out of 72 comments so far, I unfortunately think that kinda proves your point for the most part.

  • @IAmTheRiverKing
    @IAmTheRiverKing 16 днів тому +3

    11:15 is that a workshop companion reference?

  • @pizzeria_mayhem8736
    @pizzeria_mayhem8736 4 дні тому

    As someone who's starting to main Strange, the damage im eating and the stress im causing to any Support who really wants to keep the entire team alive just means that the enemy cant kill my team and, therefore, theyre gonna lose.

  • @chrisrussell8553
    @chrisrussell8553 16 днів тому

    Venom main, waiting for my portion knowing he’s about to absolutely tee off on us lmaoooo

  • @avocadothecat
    @avocadothecat 16 днів тому +3

    As 🧲 main: Based

  • @Kajnake
    @Kajnake 16 днів тому +2

    This is very well written

  • @infernal7797
    @infernal7797 15 днів тому

    Speaking as a Magneto main, its weird how accurate I feel this is

  • @lordshaxx4693
    @lordshaxx4693 2 дні тому

    Look I just play Penni to mine doorways so Psylock dosent try to flank and dive the supports.

  • @JZblue9
    @JZblue9 2 дні тому

    no way, you just described me word for word on magneto. ill be playing reed because i wanna not tank for 3 seconds, switch to magneto because my team cant push up, kill everyone, and end up with double digit final hits. then win or lose, im confused what was so hard about just doing better. all while quietly brewing because i dont use comms.

  • @Your_LocalWizard
    @Your_LocalWizard 10 днів тому

    That Doctor Strange bit sounds like you're speaking from experience
    My experience, to be exact

  • @bountyhunterc.b.t.8224
    @bountyhunterc.b.t.8224 3 дні тому

    As a thor and sort of venom main, you really hit the nail on the head 😂 no pun intended but damn thats the best summary

  • @NousagiCaptain
    @NousagiCaptain День тому

    The Magneto one was 10000% SPOT ON LOL

  • @Zooker25
    @Zooker25 10 днів тому

    Oh my god this was funny, especially the Magneto section.

  • @PickleJuice76
    @PickleJuice76 16 днів тому

    As a strange main, I really wanted to be a duelist. I’ll just go block a hela ult now