The Black Satans - The Mutilation Of Christ

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  • @dreadnought703
    @dreadnought703 9 років тому +759

    "true Norwegian black metal from Finland" best video description ever XD

    • @cerinobalzano
      @cerinobalzano 8 років тому +52

      "Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done."
      MAJESTIC.

    • @cyvais
      @cyvais 7 років тому +2

      You usually end up in some sort of Faustian business venture to make it happen.

    • @flparg2
      @flparg2 6 років тому +2

      jasper wyoming its a joke man

    • @aivopark
      @aivopark 4 роки тому +3

      No way any Norway here, pure Finnish magic mushroom metal.

    • @ornhub193
      @ornhub193 4 роки тому

      😂

  • @ssivve
    @ssivve 8 років тому +566

    This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland.

    • @boltyanskiy
      @boltyanskiy 7 років тому

      TNBM doesn't have keyboards in it.

    • @finparkour
      @finparkour 7 років тому

      Дмитрий Симонов What are you talking about lol?

    • @aliisakalma8245
      @aliisakalma8245 7 років тому

      Seriously lmao

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 років тому

      @@boltyanskiy Most norwegian black metal doesn`t

    • @robbo5life
      @robbo5life 4 роки тому +1

      *trve

  • @shamimforootan5435
    @shamimforootan5435 11 років тому +332

    for a joke band, the really write cool black metal riffs!

    • @slambodianjones
      @slambodianjones 5 років тому +14

      damn straight they do buddy I legit listen to this song all the time because it's A hilarious and B very well put together!!!, puts a smile on my face from all directions

    • @mork6668
      @mork6668 4 роки тому +7

      Right?

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 6 місяців тому +1

      Is a joke band a joke band when it makes real music?

  • @dreamtheaterz28
    @dreamtheaterz28 10 років тому +149

    All jokes aside, this song is actually composed pretty well. I hope they make more shit, because it is hilarious!

  • @TH-sf2bl
    @TH-sf2bl 4 роки тому +75

    When you watch "The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites", "The Satanic Darkness" and "The Mutilation Of Christ" in that order, then you get the story of a band that can afford better and better drum kits over the time.

    • @TH-sf2bl
      @TH-sf2bl 4 роки тому +7

      ​@Rat in the toilet I excluded "The Satan of Hell" from the joke, because there is no drum kit in the video.

    • @jeremyshewell2445
      @jeremyshewell2445 5 місяців тому

      Excellent observation are absolute genius

  • @than0s948
    @than0s948 4 роки тому +29

    "Can we have Mayhem?"
    "We have Mayhem at home."
    Mayhem at home:

  • @millermonsterair
    @millermonsterair 5 років тому +37

    almost 11yrs later, this STILL holds up....

  • @thegothamcityqueen
    @thegothamcityqueen 10 років тому +55

    "I had fun once.... it was terrible."

  • @Miguelix
    @Miguelix 8 років тому +214

    "Masturbørg"
    hahahahahhahahahahaa

    • @Glenspire
      @Glenspire 8 років тому +33

      "Klitors"
      hahahahahahaha

  • @marychathegreat
    @marychathegreat 10 років тому +80

    excellent work
    not only parody but
    technically good parody

  • @robinmeade7573
    @robinmeade7573 6 років тому +45

    I don't care if this is parody or not, the piece is great! Especially the double bass reverb is awesomely cool!

  • @URKKfdf
    @URKKfdf 11 років тому +45

    ...it's still better than most of the "music" on the mainstream radio now days...

  • @1badjesus
    @1badjesus 6 років тому +78

    ""Norwegian Black Metal from Finland"".... my favorite genre of music!

    • @gredulous2444
      @gredulous2444 3 роки тому +4

      I prefer to Indonesian folk music from Libya, but this will have to do for now.

  • @daeho2
    @daeho2 9 років тому +83

    "true Norwegian black metal from Finland" lol

    • @gredulous2444
      @gredulous2444 3 роки тому +3

      I believe the word black is inappropriate nowadays. Should call it African Metal to be politically correct. So the whole title would be "true Norwegian African Metal from Finland".

    • @WagnerMattos-de7je
      @WagnerMattos-de7je 4 місяці тому

      ​@@gredulous2444😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeanfranco1899
    @jeanfranco1899 8 років тому +39

    I love when bands don't take this all black metal shit serious.

  • @-Vitalis-
    @-Vitalis- 5 років тому +41

    The irony is this sounds so much better than most recent black metal releases so far this year...

  • @soaplol1
    @soaplol1 2 роки тому +39

    Isn't it illegal in Norway to smile in a black metal video?

    • @euronymous6998
      @euronymous6998 9 місяців тому +1

      I approve.

    • @RytkösenJussi
      @RytkösenJussi 8 місяців тому +8

      Well it norwegian bm from Finland. So i guess it Ok?

    • @VladimirGarciaLugo
      @VladimirGarciaLugo 8 місяців тому +2

      They from Finland

    • @towerofresonance4877
      @towerofresonance4877 6 місяців тому

      Yeah they got their finger up their butt. I like intelligent humor like this.

    • @Ilovetinplate
      @Ilovetinplate 6 місяців тому +3

      Possibly but I think the cradle of filth t-shirt is probably the worse crime in the eyes of purists

  • @fLATCHULATOr
    @fLATCHULATOr 9 років тому +238

    it's pretty funny that they're all wearing cradle of filth shirts.. im sure that it's part of the joke

    • @Papi_John
      @Papi_John 7 років тому +41

      fLATCHULATOr hah because cradle of filth is a fucking joke👌

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 6 років тому +28

      @Green Saint Cradle of Filth's early albums were fucking killer.

    • @pendekarlaut7377
      @pendekarlaut7377 6 років тому +1

      Cradle of filth its true black metal

    • @WolfGrrl1
      @WolfGrrl1 5 років тому +15

      Cradle of Filth is black metal for girls.

    • @5orgen51
      @5orgen51 5 років тому +4

      @@Papi_John you sound like a Nickelback fan

  • @keniangervo8417
    @keniangervo8417 11 років тому +31

    I'm sure many have noticed this but the chorus/ending part where they sing "the mutilation of christ" is actually ridiculously good.

  • @lualine82
    @lualine82 4 роки тому +19

    They are so cute, I want to adopt one of them and raise in my balcony.

    • @RuiLuz
      @RuiLuz 3 роки тому

      they are like little mad pandas, love them.

  • @lan0itar
    @lan0itar 11 років тому +94

    If you have to ask if this is a joke, you should stop pretending to be a metal fan.

    • @austinodonnell6485
      @austinodonnell6485 6 років тому +5

      Yeah Really! And stop pretending to be an intelligent being. You have to be especially stupid and oblivious to not be able to discern that for yourself

    • @conortaylor550
      @conortaylor550 6 років тому +1

      The thing is they're so good I just can't stop listening hahaha

    • @kuikkis91
      @kuikkis91 4 роки тому +2

      Go educate your ass. There is more metal than just black metal. I'm metal fan but still don't listen black metal, I can't take most black metal bands seriously at all.

  • @satanicorgasm7440
    @satanicorgasm7440 6 років тому +13

    "Happy Black Metal" is the new genre!

  • @SimonB.
    @SimonB. 7 років тому +17

    That first scream. I never laughed so hard xD

    • @madarhorsev
      @madarhorsev 4 роки тому

      Yesaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xisotopex
    @xisotopex 10 років тому +58

    Its good to know that most people are too stupid to know what a parody is...

    • @austinodonnell6485
      @austinodonnell6485 6 років тому +1

      It’s really hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the video

  • @Muggalomaniac
    @Muggalomaniac 7 років тому +15

    wish they'd posted the lyrics in the description too. I bet they're just as damn funny as the visuals but I couldn't decipher much.

    • @mattcooper9026
      @mattcooper9026 3 роки тому

      Can’t seem to find them anywhere, Bro

  • @hulel
    @hulel Рік тому +4

    We need more songs like this where are you guys wake up

  • @panzerfaust375
    @panzerfaust375 7 років тому +7

    1:57 what a voice. The music is actually pretty good. They obviously don't take it too seriously which is a good thing in many respects.

  • @nostalgiaof98
    @nostalgiaof98 4 роки тому +5

    Man those double pedals are hammering!
    For a parody this will always be top.

  • @Metalhead-xu8nm
    @Metalhead-xu8nm 3 роки тому +1

    This guys saved my day, this discription combined with this musicvideo is the best thing on the internet xDxD

  • @andyalmendarez7468
    @andyalmendarez7468 11 років тому +197

    These guys are on some serious drugs

    • @222nightmare222
      @222nightmare222 11 років тому

      ikr

    • @Adsfgify
      @Adsfgify 10 років тому +2

      norm drugs

    • @linapleachimPL
      @linapleachimPL 7 років тому +20

      They just have a good sense of humour.

    • @ЕлпидифорКананыкин
      @ЕлпидифорКананыкин 7 років тому

      Nah, they are on some funny drugs.

    • @danermanerkider
      @danermanerkider 6 років тому +1

      Hey man these people are acting funny and weird so they have to be on drugs haha I know a lot about drugs because if I didn't I wouldn't be cool and I'm cool so I know about drugs because I'm cool whoa man I'm so high hahaha lol weed dude

  • @groscave23
    @groscave23 9 років тому +8

    At 1:10, the bass drum sequence comes from Dimmu borgir - The serpentine offering at 1:20 !!!!! LOL

  • @haijyvelho
    @haijyvelho 9 років тому +38

    The vocals are pretty damn good. A lot better than in many "real" bands.

    • @sciohermetikum3902
      @sciohermetikum3902 6 років тому +2

      What?No! It sounds as if hes gurgling cum half the time

    • @gredulous2444
      @gredulous2444 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@sciohermetikum3902 That would make vocals sound completely uneven (too many changes and I don't like changes. Thats why I listen to Doom Metal). So... maybe all the time, but not half the time.

    • @LarsTragel-zh7ei
      @LarsTragel-zh7ei Рік тому

      @@sciohermetikum3902It's Satan's cum, kid.

  • @Runny117
    @Runny117 7 місяців тому +2

    2:10 I aspire to be as happy as this guy when he sings the mutilation of christ

  • @andreiandrey3097
    @andreiandrey3097 4 роки тому +8

    0:20 when your teacher forgets to give you homeworks

  • @haijyvelho
    @haijyvelho 10 років тому +49

    How does one take this seriously? Of course it's a joke you dimwits! Shouldn't that be fairly obvious?

  • @pktrainerpk5supersus459
    @pktrainerpk5supersus459 3 роки тому +3

    0:47 he looks so confused like where am i ?

  • @Moefatius
    @Moefatius Рік тому +6

    2023 still kvlt

  • @mrmeatymeatball
    @mrmeatymeatball 11 років тому +29

    Oh my god these guys are a fucking hoot.

    • @NiewiastaZDnaJeziora
      @NiewiastaZDnaJeziora 11 років тому +4

      you ment "hot", the word is "hot"! :D

    • @petvrg
      @petvrg 10 років тому +6

      NiewiastaZDnaJeziora No, I'm sure it's hoot. They are very hoot!

    • @ATtaKGaming
      @ATtaKGaming 10 років тому +4

      NiewiastaZDnaJeziora And by 'men't, I don't suppose you meant 'meant' did you?

    • @AncientRunesMusic
      @AncientRunesMusic 10 років тому

      They art teh kwltst of all teh time. I love them so much, pwntagram moons beyond. Biggest band.

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 7 років тому +1

    to quote chinese philosopher lao tse, 6th century b.c.e., "if lightning is the anger of god, god is mostly concerned with trees."

  • @atomaraffe
    @atomaraffe 7 років тому +7

    Hahaha! Shit man, I so completely lost it. This is truly is a masterpiece, look how happy they are! :D

    • @gredulous2444
      @gredulous2444 3 роки тому +2

      There's nothing wrong to be a happy and smile a bit while worshipping satan! Spread some good mood because in the eyes of anticrist we are all the same ;).

  • @DangerENERGY
    @DangerENERGY 9 років тому +141

    Better than Burzum

    • @genderqueergorehound
      @genderqueergorehound 9 років тому +19

      Паша Астахов 666 Anything is better than anything Varg has ever laid a finger on.

    • @euronymous6998
      @euronymous6998 9 років тому +1

      Inspector Kemp lol so true

    • @welwitschia
      @welwitschia 9 років тому +19

      +Inspector Kemp Burzum made some really memorable music. Sadly, he was also Burzum.

    • @fiend1385
      @fiend1385 7 років тому +1

      how dare you

    • @boatymcboatface7211
      @boatymcboatface7211 7 років тому +19

      Obvious trolling, but those who agreed, sad.
      Varg is clearly a good man.

  • @flintironstag2381
    @flintironstag2381 5 років тому +6

    Satan called, he said "Uhm, no thanks, I'm not recruiting followers now. I'll let you know if I am at a later date...." 😝😝😝😝😝😝

  • @than0s948
    @than0s948 4 роки тому +8

    The vocalist looks like the illegitimate child of Abbath and Shagrath

  • @pendekarlaut7377
    @pendekarlaut7377 6 років тому +2

    This song very addicted.. I heard from 2015 till now 2019

  • @marvinthemaniac7698
    @marvinthemaniac7698 4 роки тому +8

    Being demonic has never looked so much fun!

  • @slambodianjones
    @slambodianjones 4 роки тому +4

    I been listening to it since its creation; I need a band shirt even if they don't exist.

  • @ahmedabdelghany1638
    @ahmedabdelghany1638 10 років тому +3

    1:31 fuck with a tree..

  • @sonttam
    @sonttam 14 років тому +5

    This opened my eyes to black metal. Really inspiring music guys! Keep it up!

  • @shoot_the_glass5654
    @shoot_the_glass5654 4 роки тому +1

    "Hey Lars, Lars, it's Kris. Your cousin Kris Ulrich? Your know that new sound your looking for? Well listen to this". 📞

  • @venomdust1
    @venomdust1 9 місяців тому +1

    When they were editing this they must have been laughing their asses off 🤣😅😂😆. I want to party with these guys

  • @FauzanAzzam
    @FauzanAzzam 5 років тому +4

    1:11 Hellhammer footcam LOL genius!
    Music is more Black Metal than Dimmu Borgir.

  • @Scyber_Official
    @Scyber_Official 5 років тому +4

    The irony is so brutal that they could headline a fest.

  • @lorndarken
    @lorndarken 10 років тому +18

    i am dying of laughter , they are all wearing cradle of filth shirts

  • @ZombifiedGod
    @ZombifiedGod 11 років тому +2

    i hav watched this 8 times in the past hour. this never gets old, its great

  • @Jarppispecial
    @Jarppispecial 9 років тому +1

    the hardest puzzle of the mankind, the riddle of this songs lyrics

    • @8ArmedSuperMegaNaga
      @8ArmedSuperMegaNaga 9 років тому

      +Jarppi's Special Ctrl+F if you actually care to solve it. Not necessarily perfect of course, but I think it's close enough what I've figured out

  • @SpectacularDisaster
    @SpectacularDisaster 4 роки тому +3

    We were in the woods for our last video, so lets change things up by being in the woods...in black and white

  • @tausif19
    @tausif19 8 років тому +3

    What I have noticed is that,they don't need to dance and shit to advance the band and all. Their songs are quite good actually.

  • @sillypenquin9189
    @sillypenquin9189 5 років тому +3

    Genuine Norwegian black metal band from Finland

  • @Rudi_Wolff
    @Rudi_Wolff 11 місяців тому

    Together with *"Woods of Trees"* one of the happiest Black Metal bands.
    When do we get a full album?
    I know it was a joke thing to begin with, but common.. so was Nanowar (of Steel) initially.

  • @charredolive
    @charredolive 11 років тому +1

    I just love how this is how every music video. Some on the beach, some in the snow, some in the same forest they did the snow scene.

  • @haarmegiddo
    @haarmegiddo 11 років тому +4

    Best black metal video ever!

  • @ecclesiafr9030
    @ecclesiafr9030 7 років тому +7

    So Timo Tolkki's nervous breakdown resulted in this :/ .

  • @notlunaticdancer4393
    @notlunaticdancer4393 7 років тому +5

    2:09 this is the pure joy!

  • @orland126
    @orland126 11 років тому +1

    Seriously you need to do more videos of the Black Satans not only is it funny all your tunes are fucking awesome I can't stop listening to this song cheers!!

  • @petvrg
    @petvrg 10 років тому

    can anybody post the lyrics for this song? thanks

  • @hblab
    @hblab 5 років тому +8

    It's been 10 years. Good Lord...I mean Satan!

  • @erickrizzon8258
    @erickrizzon8258 10 років тому +3

    Damn, now this is some true black metal.

  • @ZapRowsdower47
    @ZapRowsdower47 8 місяців тому +3

    True Norwegian black metal.....from Finland..😅

  • @indahpertiwi5323
    @indahpertiwi5323 10 років тому +1

    the end LOL, fallin in love with these guys

  • @AquilaTofana
    @AquilaTofana 6 років тому +1

    It's weird how naked I am right now, my clothes literally just melted off my body...

  • @aft6912
    @aft6912 3 роки тому +4

    Song is so trve black metal it cured covid

  • @AndrewEwing1995
    @AndrewEwing1995 5 років тому +3

    I got to admit I love this song. Its scary, brutal but weirdly funny to listen to. I actually love the singing bit at the end where they say the mutilation of Christ. Btw I'm a Christian myself so at the same time I find this kinda offensive but I love metal so ill let this slide.

    • @notlunaticdancer4393
      @notlunaticdancer4393 4 роки тому +1

      Well, it's a parody, so it did its job if you find it funny. Nice to see you enjoy it 😊

  • @LilyBubble100
    @LilyBubble100 11 років тому +5

    This makes me laugh :') but I also quite like it and I'm not sure why

  • @MeTaLecFaCa1
    @MeTaLecFaCa1 11 років тому

    Black metal video that's available in HD resolution? AWESOME!

  • @mrhlegendas
    @mrhlegendas 9 років тому

    fuck, I love these keyboard lines

  • @marcinpal79
    @marcinpal79 10 років тому +3

    Guys you are awesome!

  • @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358
    @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358 4 роки тому +3

    Where is this fortress?...

  • @heldercabral7
    @heldercabral7 3 роки тому +3

    That face. I think it was the hardes I laughed ever.

  • @Eisenfresser83
    @Eisenfresser83 11 років тому

    Der absolute Oberhammer! True Norwegian Black Metal from Finland!

  • @NPC-mu9oq
    @NPC-mu9oq 6 років тому

    not sure why i wanted to come back to this video

  • @Zerozerozero-m9l
    @Zerozerozero-m9l 9 років тому +3

    Please lyrics

    • @8ArmedSuperMegaNaga
      @8ArmedSuperMegaNaga 9 років тому

      +passionoflovers See my earlier comments, I have unofficial version figured by ear

  • @benjamingeppert6953
    @benjamingeppert6953 4 роки тому +3

    Still better than Nickelback

    • @gredulous2444
      @gredulous2444 3 роки тому

      Coudl not agree more! It made me desire to get my nickels back, when I accidentally bought one of their records from clearance sale.

  • @rogerbueso3949
    @rogerbueso3949 5 років тому +3

    0:20 amazing

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 11 місяців тому

    0:32
    I noticed his head exploded.
    It must have been from all the darkness building up inside him.

  • @Odderek
    @Odderek 9 років тому +2

    This helps me wind down from a busy day at work. Very relaxing. Are the band members also Buddhist monks because they're wearing the traditional garb.

  • @jodyhowell9164
    @jodyhowell9164 8 років тому +3

    It's still not as funny as Immortal "Call of the Wintermoon" Now that shit is hilarious, especially the Benny Hill remix.

  • @zamriujang1809
    @zamriujang1809 9 років тому +6

    very brutal ever

  • @sunfishpocket
    @sunfishpocket 11 років тому +8

    new favorite band

  • @dgpsartscrafts
    @dgpsartscrafts 3 роки тому +1

    This is most scariest that traditional black metal.
    Black metal with happy faces.

  • @SlipKnoTMaggoTXX
    @SlipKnoTMaggoTXX 15 років тому +4

    the sad thing is, these guys are better than most real black metal bands

  • @horvathbence4582
    @horvathbence4582 11 років тому +7

    Anyone got lyrics for this? xd

    • @lumthegreat
      @lumthegreat 11 років тому +3

      YAAAAAAAAAR FUYAO SAAAYAHLAL GALAALAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHDIAD

    • @8ArmedSuperMegaNaga
      @8ArmedSuperMegaNaga 9 років тому

      +Horváth Bence See my earlier comments, I have unofficial version figured by ear

  • @fordiemega
    @fordiemega 4 роки тому +5

    kings

  • @_oriTech_
    @_oriTech_ 7 років тому

    i love this so much! its ultra awesome! i love black metal. this is good smile bringer.

  • @rictusmetallicus
    @rictusmetallicus 5 місяців тому +1

    Pretty white snow in daylight for dyster svart mørke...

  • @svDAGGERsv
    @svDAGGERsv 11 років тому +5

    Nippon Kazauwa!!!

  • @mohelmaiden4432
    @mohelmaiden4432 10 років тому +3

    I'm not a believer, but I know who let evil into his mind, this kind of person together suffered with evil too. This is not just listening to music. This excitation in you aggression and evil. And the acceptance of evil and one who is source of this negative energy. Be careful with this. I don't write to you, that or this religion is better for you. This is about something more important than temples and religious symbols. It's about yourselves. And what kind of energy grow inside of you. I write with my own example, be careful to this process. What's more, it's never too late. Take care all

    • @ATtaKGaming
      @ATtaKGaming 10 років тому +21

      What the fuck are you smoking man?...

    • @mohelmaiden4432
      @mohelmaiden4432 10 років тому

      ATtaK Productions These are the modern methods of influence on people.

    • @puffrollies
      @puffrollies 10 років тому +7

      Mohel Maiden I'll take a hit of what you're having

    • @Picheks
      @Picheks 10 років тому

      christopher harvie meth?

    • @Absolutely_puck_fakestine
      @Absolutely_puck_fakestine 10 років тому

      Did you watch the video?

  • @slightlybob9680
    @slightlybob9680 11 років тому +5

    I want what ever drugs these guys have

  • @Andycruz5150
    @Andycruz5150 11 років тому +1

    Like the head exploding @ 00.32

  • @iceintheair
    @iceintheair 8 років тому +1

    the facial expressions at the end during the laughter
    IM DEAD