damn straight they do buddy I legit listen to this song all the time because it's A hilarious and B very well put together!!!, puts a smile on my face from all directions
When you watch "The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites", "The Satanic Darkness" and "The Mutilation Of Christ" in that order, then you get the story of a band that can afford better and better drum kits over the time.
I believe the word black is inappropriate nowadays. Should call it African Metal to be politically correct. So the whole title would be "true Norwegian African Metal from Finland".
Yeah Really! And stop pretending to be an intelligent being. You have to be especially stupid and oblivious to not be able to discern that for yourself
Go educate your ass. There is more metal than just black metal. I'm metal fan but still don't listen black metal, I can't take most black metal bands seriously at all.
Hey man these people are acting funny and weird so they have to be on drugs haha I know a lot about drugs because if I didn't I wouldn't be cool and I'm cool so I know about drugs because I'm cool whoa man I'm so high hahaha lol weed dude
@@sciohermetikum3902 That would make vocals sound completely uneven (too many changes and I don't like changes. Thats why I listen to Doom Metal). So... maybe all the time, but not half the time.
There's nothing wrong to be a happy and smile a bit while worshipping satan! Spread some good mood because in the eyes of anticrist we are all the same ;).
Together with *"Woods of Trees"* one of the happiest Black Metal bands. When do we get a full album? I know it was a joke thing to begin with, but common.. so was Nanowar (of Steel) initially.
Seriously you need to do more videos of the Black Satans not only is it funny all your tunes are fucking awesome I can't stop listening to this song cheers!!
I got to admit I love this song. Its scary, brutal but weirdly funny to listen to. I actually love the singing bit at the end where they say the mutilation of Christ. Btw I'm a Christian myself so at the same time I find this kinda offensive but I love metal so ill let this slide.
I'm not a believer, but I know who let evil into his mind, this kind of person together suffered with evil too. This is not just listening to music. This excitation in you aggression and evil. And the acceptance of evil and one who is source of this negative energy. Be careful with this. I don't write to you, that or this religion is better for you. This is about something more important than temples and religious symbols. It's about yourselves. And what kind of energy grow inside of you. I write with my own example, be careful to this process. What's more, it's never too late. Take care all
"true Norwegian black metal from Finland" best video description ever XD
"Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done."
MAJESTIC.
You usually end up in some sort of Faustian business venture to make it happen.
jasper wyoming its a joke man
No way any Norway here, pure Finnish magic mushroom metal.
😂
This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland.
TNBM doesn't have keyboards in it.
Дмитрий Симонов What are you talking about lol?
Seriously lmao
@@boltyanskiy Most norwegian black metal doesn`t
*trve
for a joke band, the really write cool black metal riffs!
damn straight they do buddy I legit listen to this song all the time because it's A hilarious and B very well put together!!!, puts a smile on my face from all directions
Right?
Is a joke band a joke band when it makes real music?
All jokes aside, this song is actually composed pretty well. I hope they make more shit, because it is hilarious!
They make shit everyday.
Yeah
When you watch "The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites", "The Satanic Darkness" and "The Mutilation Of Christ" in that order, then you get the story of a band that can afford better and better drum kits over the time.
@Rat in the toilet I excluded "The Satan of Hell" from the joke, because there is no drum kit in the video.
Excellent observation are absolute genius
"Can we have Mayhem?"
"We have Mayhem at home."
Mayhem at home:
almost 11yrs later, this STILL holds up....
Yup.
"I had fun once.... it was terrible."
"Masturbørg"
hahahahahhahahahahaa
"Klitors"
hahahahahahaha
excellent work
not only parody but
technically good parody
I don't care if this is parody or not, the piece is great! Especially the double bass reverb is awesomely cool!
...it's still better than most of the "music" on the mainstream radio now days...
""Norwegian Black Metal from Finland"".... my favorite genre of music!
I prefer to Indonesian folk music from Libya, but this will have to do for now.
"true Norwegian black metal from Finland" lol
I believe the word black is inappropriate nowadays. Should call it African Metal to be politically correct. So the whole title would be "true Norwegian African Metal from Finland".
@@gredulous2444😂😂😂😂😂
I love when bands don't take this all black metal shit serious.
The irony is this sounds so much better than most recent black metal releases so far this year...
Isn't it illegal in Norway to smile in a black metal video?
I approve.
Well it norwegian bm from Finland. So i guess it Ok?
They from Finland
Yeah they got their finger up their butt. I like intelligent humor like this.
Possibly but I think the cradle of filth t-shirt is probably the worse crime in the eyes of purists
it's pretty funny that they're all wearing cradle of filth shirts.. im sure that it's part of the joke
fLATCHULATOr hah because cradle of filth is a fucking joke👌
@Green Saint Cradle of Filth's early albums were fucking killer.
Cradle of filth its true black metal
Cradle of Filth is black metal for girls.
@@Papi_John you sound like a Nickelback fan
I'm sure many have noticed this but the chorus/ending part where they sing "the mutilation of christ" is actually ridiculously good.
They are so cute, I want to adopt one of them and raise in my balcony.
they are like little mad pandas, love them.
If you have to ask if this is a joke, you should stop pretending to be a metal fan.
Yeah Really! And stop pretending to be an intelligent being. You have to be especially stupid and oblivious to not be able to discern that for yourself
The thing is they're so good I just can't stop listening hahaha
Go educate your ass. There is more metal than just black metal. I'm metal fan but still don't listen black metal, I can't take most black metal bands seriously at all.
"Happy Black Metal" is the new genre!
That first scream. I never laughed so hard xD
Yesaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its good to know that most people are too stupid to know what a parody is...
It’s really hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the video
wish they'd posted the lyrics in the description too. I bet they're just as damn funny as the visuals but I couldn't decipher much.
Can’t seem to find them anywhere, Bro
We need more songs like this where are you guys wake up
1:57 what a voice. The music is actually pretty good. They obviously don't take it too seriously which is a good thing in many respects.
Man those double pedals are hammering!
For a parody this will always be top.
This guys saved my day, this discription combined with this musicvideo is the best thing on the internet xDxD
These guys are on some serious drugs
ikr
norm drugs
They just have a good sense of humour.
Nah, they are on some funny drugs.
Hey man these people are acting funny and weird so they have to be on drugs haha I know a lot about drugs because if I didn't I wouldn't be cool and I'm cool so I know about drugs because I'm cool whoa man I'm so high hahaha lol weed dude
At 1:10, the bass drum sequence comes from Dimmu borgir - The serpentine offering at 1:20 !!!!! LOL
The vocals are pretty damn good. A lot better than in many "real" bands.
What?No! It sounds as if hes gurgling cum half the time
@@sciohermetikum3902 That would make vocals sound completely uneven (too many changes and I don't like changes. Thats why I listen to Doom Metal). So... maybe all the time, but not half the time.
@@sciohermetikum3902It's Satan's cum, kid.
2:10 I aspire to be as happy as this guy when he sings the mutilation of christ
0:20 when your teacher forgets to give you homeworks
😂
How does one take this seriously? Of course it's a joke you dimwits! Shouldn't that be fairly obvious?
yeah can just see it in their faces
0:47 he looks so confused like where am i ?
2023 still kvlt
Oh my god these guys are a fucking hoot.
you ment "hot", the word is "hot"! :D
NiewiastaZDnaJeziora No, I'm sure it's hoot. They are very hoot!
NiewiastaZDnaJeziora And by 'men't, I don't suppose you meant 'meant' did you?
They art teh kwltst of all teh time. I love them so much, pwntagram moons beyond. Biggest band.
to quote chinese philosopher lao tse, 6th century b.c.e., "if lightning is the anger of god, god is mostly concerned with trees."
Hahaha! Shit man, I so completely lost it. This is truly is a masterpiece, look how happy they are! :D
There's nothing wrong to be a happy and smile a bit while worshipping satan! Spread some good mood because in the eyes of anticrist we are all the same ;).
Better than Burzum
Паша Астахов 666 Anything is better than anything Varg has ever laid a finger on.
Inspector Kemp lol so true
+Inspector Kemp Burzum made some really memorable music. Sadly, he was also Burzum.
how dare you
Obvious trolling, but those who agreed, sad.
Varg is clearly a good man.
Satan called, he said "Uhm, no thanks, I'm not recruiting followers now. I'll let you know if I am at a later date...." 😝😝😝😝😝😝
The vocalist looks like the illegitimate child of Abbath and Shagrath
This song very addicted.. I heard from 2015 till now 2019
Being demonic has never looked so much fun!
I been listening to it since its creation; I need a band shirt even if they don't exist.
1:31 fuck with a tree..
This opened my eyes to black metal. Really inspiring music guys! Keep it up!
"Hey Lars, Lars, it's Kris. Your cousin Kris Ulrich? Your know that new sound your looking for? Well listen to this". 📞
When they were editing this they must have been laughing their asses off 🤣😅😂😆. I want to party with these guys
1:11 Hellhammer footcam LOL genius!
Music is more Black Metal than Dimmu Borgir.
The irony is so brutal that they could headline a fest.
i am dying of laughter , they are all wearing cradle of filth shirts
i hav watched this 8 times in the past hour. this never gets old, its great
the hardest puzzle of the mankind, the riddle of this songs lyrics
+Jarppi's Special Ctrl+F if you actually care to solve it. Not necessarily perfect of course, but I think it's close enough what I've figured out
We were in the woods for our last video, so lets change things up by being in the woods...in black and white
Without snow.
What I have noticed is that,they don't need to dance and shit to advance the band and all. Their songs are quite good actually.
Genuine Norwegian black metal band from Finland
Together with *"Woods of Trees"* one of the happiest Black Metal bands.
When do we get a full album?
I know it was a joke thing to begin with, but common.. so was Nanowar (of Steel) initially.
I just love how this is how every music video. Some on the beach, some in the snow, some in the same forest they did the snow scene.
Best black metal video ever!
So Timo Tolkki's nervous breakdown resulted in this :/ .
2:09 this is the pure joy!
Seriously you need to do more videos of the Black Satans not only is it funny all your tunes are fucking awesome I can't stop listening to this song cheers!!
can anybody post the lyrics for this song? thanks
It's been 10 years. Good Lord...I mean Satan!
Damn, now this is some true black metal.
True Norwegian black metal.....from Finland..😅
the end LOL, fallin in love with these guys
It's weird how naked I am right now, my clothes literally just melted off my body...
Song is so trve black metal it cured covid
I got to admit I love this song. Its scary, brutal but weirdly funny to listen to. I actually love the singing bit at the end where they say the mutilation of Christ. Btw I'm a Christian myself so at the same time I find this kinda offensive but I love metal so ill let this slide.
Well, it's a parody, so it did its job if you find it funny. Nice to see you enjoy it 😊
This makes me laugh :') but I also quite like it and I'm not sure why
Black metal video that's available in HD resolution? AWESOME!
fuck, I love these keyboard lines
Guys you are awesome!
Where is this fortress?...
Turku castle in Finland.
That face. I think it was the hardes I laughed ever.
Der absolute Oberhammer! True Norwegian Black Metal from Finland!
not sure why i wanted to come back to this video
Please lyrics
+passionoflovers See my earlier comments, I have unofficial version figured by ear
Still better than Nickelback
Coudl not agree more! It made me desire to get my nickels back, when I accidentally bought one of their records from clearance sale.
0:20 amazing
0:32
I noticed his head exploded.
It must have been from all the darkness building up inside him.
This helps me wind down from a busy day at work. Very relaxing. Are the band members also Buddhist monks because they're wearing the traditional garb.
Hey! You stole my avatar :/
It's still not as funny as Immortal "Call of the Wintermoon" Now that shit is hilarious, especially the Benny Hill remix.
Great video , TRVE 😂
very brutal ever
new favorite band
This is most scariest that traditional black metal.
Black metal with happy faces.
the sad thing is, these guys are better than most real black metal bands
Anyone got lyrics for this? xd
YAAAAAAAAAR FUYAO SAAAYAHLAL GALAALAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHDIAD
+Horváth Bence See my earlier comments, I have unofficial version figured by ear
kings
i love this so much! its ultra awesome! i love black metal. this is good smile bringer.
Pretty white snow in daylight for dyster svart mørke...
Nippon Kazauwa!!!
I'm not a believer, but I know who let evil into his mind, this kind of person together suffered with evil too. This is not just listening to music. This excitation in you aggression and evil. And the acceptance of evil and one who is source of this negative energy. Be careful with this. I don't write to you, that or this religion is better for you. This is about something more important than temples and religious symbols. It's about yourselves. And what kind of energy grow inside of you. I write with my own example, be careful to this process. What's more, it's never too late. Take care all
What the fuck are you smoking man?...
ATtaK Productions These are the modern methods of influence on people.
Mohel Maiden I'll take a hit of what you're having
christopher harvie meth?
Did you watch the video?
I want what ever drugs these guys have
ALL OF THEMMMM !!!!!
Like the head exploding @ 00.32
the facial expressions at the end during the laughter
IM DEAD