The Black Satans - The Mutilation Of Christ
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2009
- The band called The Black Satans was born in the summer of 2005 when Klitors, Heijargh and Naamosh were on a cruise ship. The guys got a glorious drunken idea to form a true Norwegian black metal band. Years went by, and the band hardly progressed at all. Later Masturbørg joined the band because of pity and he became the singing and dancing vocalist of The Black Satans. Still very little was done to advance the band. Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done. This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland. The Black Satans.
This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland.
TNBM doesn't have keyboards in it.
Дмитрий Симонов What are you talking about lol?
Seriously lmao
@@boltyanskiy Most norwegian black metal doesn`t
*trve
"true Norwegian black metal from Finland" best video description ever XD
"Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done."
MAJESTIC.
You usually end up in some sort of Faustian business venture to make it happen.
jasper wyoming its a joke man
No way any Norway here, pure Finnish magic mushroom metal.
😂
for a joke band, the really write cool black metal riffs!
damn straight they do buddy I legit listen to this song all the time because it's A hilarious and B very well put together!!!, puts a smile on my face from all directions
Right?
When you watch "The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites", "The Satanic Darkness" and "The Mutilation Of Christ" in that order, then you get the story of a band that can afford better and better drum kits over the time.
There's also "The Satan of Hell". That is probably their must kvlt and ritval song so far! The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites is amazing!
@@Amp661 I excluded "The Satan of Hell" from the joke, because there is no drum kit in the video.
All jokes aside, this song is actually composed pretty well. I hope they make more shit, because it is hilarious!
They make shit everyday.
"Masturbørg"
hahahahahhahahahahaa
"Klitors"
hahahahahahaha
almost 11yrs later, this STILL holds up....
Yup.
"I had fun once.... it was terrible."
I'm sure many have noticed this but the chorus/ending part where they sing "the mutilation of christ" is actually ridiculously good.
"true Norwegian black metal from Finland" lol
I believe the word black is inappropriate nowadays. Should call it African Metal to be politically correct. So the whole title would be "true Norwegian African Metal from Finland".
excellent work
not only parody but
technically good parody
I love when bands don't take this all black metal shit serious.
"Can we have Mayhem?"
"We have Mayhem at home."
Mayhem at home:
I don't care if this is parody or not, the piece is great! Especially the double bass reverb is awesomely cool!
""Norwegian Black Metal from Finland"".... my favorite genre of music!
I prefer to Indonesian folk music from Libya, but this will have to do for now.
...it's still better than most of the "music" on the mainstream radio now days...
it's pretty funny that they're all wearing cradle of filth shirts.. im sure that it's part of the joke
fLATCHULATOr hah because cradle of filth is a fucking joke👌
@Green Saint Cradle of Filth's early albums were fucking killer.
Cradle of filth its true black metal
Cradle of Filth is black metal for girls.
@@Papi_John you sound like a Nickelback fan
The irony is this sounds so much better than most recent black metal releases so far this year...
These guys are on some serious drugs
ikr
norm drugs
They just have a good sense of humour.
Nah, they are on some funny drugs.
Hey man these people are acting funny and weird so they have to be on drugs haha I know a lot about drugs because if I didn't I wouldn't be cool and I'm cool so I know about drugs because I'm cool whoa man I'm so high hahaha lol weed dude
If you have to ask if this is a joke, you should stop pretending to be a metal fan.
Yeah Really! And stop pretending to be an intelligent being. You have to be especially stupid and oblivious to not be able to discern that for yourself
The thing is they're so good I just can't stop listening hahaha
Go educate your ass. There is more metal than just black metal. I'm metal fan but still don't listen black metal, I can't take most black metal bands seriously at all.
This band rules!
wish they'd posted the lyrics in the description too. I bet they're just as damn funny as the visuals but I couldn't decipher much.
Can’t seem to find them anywhere, Bro
They are so cute, I want to adopt one of them and raise in my balcony.
they are like little mad pandas, love them.
Its good to know that most people are too stupid to know what a parody is...
It’s really hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the video
"Happy Black Metal" is the new genre!
Oh my god these guys are a fucking hoot.
you ment "hot", the word is "hot"! :D
NiewiastaZDnaJeziora No, I'm sure it's hoot. They are very hoot!
NiewiastaZDnaJeziora And by 'men't, I don't suppose you meant 'meant' did you?
They art teh kwltst of all teh time. I love them so much, pwntagram moons beyond. Biggest band.
That first scream. I never laughed so hard xD
Yesaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man those double pedals are hammering!
For a parody this will always be top.
The vocals are pretty damn good. A lot better than in many "real" bands.
What?No! It sounds as if hes gurgling cum half the time
@@sciohermetikum3902 That would make vocals sound completely uneven (too many changes and I don't like changes. Thats why I listen to Doom Metal). So... maybe all the time, but not half the time.
@@sciohermetikum3902It's Satan's cum, kid.
How does one take this seriously? Of course it's a joke you dimwits! Shouldn't that be fairly obvious?
yeah can just see it in their faces
2023 still kvlt
We need more songs like this where are you guys wake up
I just love how this is how every music video. Some on the beach, some in the snow, some in the same forest they did the snow scene.
i love how many times it says 'true black metal' in the description and how the lead singer is wearing a cradle of filth t-shirt...a sense of humor, they got it
I been listening to it since its creation; I need a band shirt even if they don't exist.
At 1:10, the bass drum sequence comes from Dimmu borgir - The serpentine offering at 1:20 !!!!! LOL
Satan called, he said "Uhm, no thanks, I'm not recruiting followers now. I'll let you know if I am at a later date...." 😝😝😝😝😝😝
1:57 what a voice. The music is actually pretty good. They obviously don't take it too seriously which is a good thing in many respects.
0:20 when your teacher forgets to give you homeworks
😂
does someone have lyrics to this and their other songs? I can't find anything :(
i hav watched this 8 times in the past hour. this never gets old, its great
Hahaha! Shit man, I so completely lost it. This is truly is a masterpiece, look how happy they are! :D
There's nothing wrong to be a happy and smile a bit while worshipping satan! Spread some good mood because in the eyes of anticrist we are all the same ;).
Being demonic has never looked so much fun!
This guys saved my day, this discription combined with this musicvideo is the best thing on the internet xDxD
can anybody post the lyrics for this song? thanks
This opened my eyes to black metal. Really inspiring music guys! Keep it up!
The vocalist looks like the illegitimate child of Abbath and Shagrath
This song very addicted.. I heard from 2015 till now 2019
they are all unusually happy
2:09 this is the pure joy!
Damn, now this is some true black metal.
Together with *"Woods of Trees"* one of the happiest Black Metal bands.
When do we get a full album?
I know it was a joke thing to begin with, but common.. so was Nanowar (of Steel) initially.
Fantastic! Do you know where I could find their Cd's and such?
Isn't it illegal in Norway to smile in a black metal video?
I approve.
Well it norwegian bm from Finland. So i guess it Ok?
They from Finland
Anyone got lyrics for this? xd
YAAAAAAAAAR FUYAO SAAAYAHLAL GALAALAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHDIAD
+Horváth Bence See my earlier comments, I have unofficial version figured by ear
Any chance of getting this banger on your guys spotify?
I'd listen to it everyday
not sure why i wanted to come back to this video
Genuine Norwegian black metal band from Finland
Better than Burzum
Паша Астахов 666 Anything is better than anything Varg has ever laid a finger on.
Inspector Kemp lol so true
+Inspector Kemp Burzum made some really memorable music. Sadly, he was also Burzum.
how dare you
Obvious trolling, but those who agreed, sad.
Varg is clearly a good man.
the end LOL, fallin in love with these guys
Black metal video that's available in HD resolution? AWESOME!
Please lyrics
+passionoflovers See my earlier comments, I have unofficial version figured by ear
The irony is so brutal that they could headline a fest.
"Hey Lars, Lars, it's Kris. Your cousin Kris Ulrich? Your know that new sound your looking for? Well listen to this". 📞
Where can i find lyrics for this?
Where is this fortress?...
Song is so trve black metal it cured covid
Lyrics please?
This makes me laugh :') but I also quite like it and I'm not sure why
Best black metal video ever!
She said "lets do it with the rhythm of a song" and i play this one
It's weird how naked I am right now, my clothes literally just melted off my body...
What I have noticed is that,they don't need to dance and shit to advance the band and all. Their songs are quite good actually.
So Timo Tolkki's nervous breakdown resulted in this :/ .
the facial expressions at the end during the laughter
IM DEAD
Where can I find the lyrics?
1:11 Hellhammer footcam LOL genius!
Music is more Black Metal than Dimmu Borgir.
0:20 amazing
pls someone give Lyrics
2:10 I aspire to be as happy as this guy when he sings the mutilation of christ
That face. I think it was the hardes I laughed ever.
very brutal ever
This helps me wind down from a busy day at work. Very relaxing. Are the band members also Buddhist monks because they're wearing the traditional garb.
Hey! You stole my avatar :/
When does the album come out?
Guys you are awesome!
i am dying of laughter , they are all wearing cradle of filth shirts
I like how they musically screw it over in the last seconds, just like in the Satanic Darkness XD!
Someone please post the lyrics I need to know what they're saying
kings
Nippon Kazauwa!!!
One of my fav black metal bands ❤
включил на 5 минут,вызвал дьявола O_o
I want what ever drugs these guys have
ALL OF THEMMMM !!!!!
It's been 10 years. Good Lord...I mean Satan!
This is most scariest that traditional black metal.
Black metal with happy faces.
Imagine waking up with these guys at the foot of your bed.
Fuck, I'd shit myself
It's still not as funny as Immortal "Call of the Wintermoon" Now that shit is hilarious, especially the Benny Hill remix.
Great video , TRVE 😂
I got to admit I love this song. Its scary, brutal but weirdly funny to listen to. I actually love the singing bit at the end where they say the mutilation of Christ. Btw I'm a Christian myself so at the same time I find this kinda offensive but I love metal so ill let this slide.
Well, it's a parody, so it did its job if you find it funny. Nice to see you enjoy it 😊
Jesus is kind of pissed at you
The happiest black metal band ever, haha. Love his face at 0:23! XD
the hardest puzzle of the mankind, the riddle of this songs lyrics
+Jarppi's Special Ctrl+F if you actually care to solve it. Not necessarily perfect of course, but I think it's close enough what I've figured out