I actually ordered some of that testicle vaselin. It does cause annoying itching so I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else! God damn... I mean satan damn.. surreptitious advertising!
If you can see through the tears of laughter and/or confusion, this video is actually very, VERY well made and deserves some respect. I mean seriously, from playing the weird, goofy digital instruments to skeletal DJ and eating gore with a teaspoon... The school photo at 2:50 and fucking KIMBLE, lol! You can't make up all the stuff like this while taking a shower. Not to mention the "ad" at the beginning that makes me click "skip the ad" and feel stupid everytime I watch this! Also the song sounds like a very well made, legit black metal song, and the video quality hands down beats many "true" black metal bands of the church burning era any day.
Glad to see you guys back, making more True Norwegian Black Metal (from Finland)! Also glad to know that Testicol has helped Masturbørg with... You know... That itchy "ISSUE"... Cheers from Guatemala!
Seen them guys performing live couple of years ago in Turku Finland. They were supporting Castle Street Killaz & some local band called Impaled Nazarene. Black Satans music can be described as a crossover between Dimmu Borgir and early creations of Gibb Brothers, also heavy influenced by modern gypsy music from Romania. Basically - Norwegian Black Metal in it's finest. After the gig we hit the town, and went to a shopping mall, we bought a lot of Nippon Kazauwa, then went to a PUB. I was hungry, so we went to restaurant, but it was closed. We've end up in this apartment which had Persian rugs hanging on the walls. Rugs... on the walls... Anyway before I came back, I went to visit the castle. It was old, so it wasn't new. Also they have other balls in Turku, so You can buy Testicol almost everywhere, even on the beach, which is better than the one in Miami. Waiting with anticipation to see them again. I read the news, that someone seen one of the band members in UK, so maybe the're going on tour... God Bless Black Satans, long live Norwegian Black Metal!
I know this is supposed to be a satire band and everything but holy shit this actually is a damn good song. That breakdown at 3:04 fucking blows my doors off.
I actually found this youtube channel because my grandma told me I would find good true Norwegian satanist black slaughtering metal from Finland here. But(!!).. she was so wrong, it's actually good true Norwegian black metal from Finland. She has allways been such good gradma. When I was kid she took me to the woods to listen some black sabbath and bite the bats off their heads.
The dice game is straight-up referencing The Sacrilegious Scorn music video by Dimmu Borgir, they referenced The Serpentine Offering by DB in the Mutilation of Christ as well 😂
I like their old stuff before they sold out way more. I've been a fan of these guys since the demo days back in -93. The production value here is far too good.
The only selling out they've ever done was selling their souls to the devil. Idk what else you even mean if not that. A slightly bigger video budget (as opposed to almost nothing) doesn't make them sellouts. They deserve it
I really digged the low budget videos for the other songs and I prefer that aesthetic. Still I really liked this. The jokes were great, especially that plastic hand of a skeleton.
I don't know why they try to make their videos funny but actually these guys have some serious music skills they can easily beat many black metal bands and as per their music quality they can directly challenge dimmu borgir
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Glad you're back!
You said "least commercial" ;)
Hey they don't sell Testicol in my country can you link an online retailer that will?
Upload all songs on it, plz!!!!!!!🤘🏻🔥🍻🎸🎶
Any chance to arrive on Deezer ?! Thank for the work!! beautiful!!
I got so trolled by that advertisement at the beginning
the testicol cream?😅
😅😅😅😅. I hit skip add a few times before I realized what it was
@@Lou13Cyf3r Me too
Me too
I got trolled too lol
Band so hardcore they burn down stone churches
Who the F... is Varg😅🤘🏻
And make black metal without real instruments, hehehe... hehe... uh.
LOL
With only the fiery urath ov hell, ov covrse.
Just gonna point out, Notre Dame was made of stone too
The best Trve Norwegian Black Metal from Finland i've ever heard
Right after Impaled Rectum :D
@@zdenekkrouzel5548 impaled rectum is from the other genre what was it called, hmm?
Vortex here !!! I'm glad to meet you with your comment.🖤
Still they are made those songs as jokes, but music is amazing
hahaha!
I like the direction Dimmu Borgir is taking these days.
That's the first time anyone could say that, since 2007.
I was just thinking this is very Dimmu-esque.
This is their best album since 1890
I rather give my support to this band than Dimmu, Cradle or Satyricon. At least we know this is humor.
@@MetalWarrior-jb5cq Still it's better than the bands you mentioned.
Be it humour, but still it's better.
This is EXACTLY what I wanted on Valentine's Day.
WE NEED MORE BLACK SATANS!!! True Norwegian blackmetal. From Finland.
They are so evil that you can't skip the add
I actually ordered some of that testicle vaselin. It does cause annoying itching so I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else! God damn... I mean satan damn.. surreptitious advertising!
@@gredulous2444 how come? It’s supposed to calm testicle itching.
ua-cam.com/video/oNGRjlg7SoQ/v-deo.html
Haha very funny I'm a girl so I don't need the product 😐😑😤😿🙆
Did anybody else notice how the dice rolls three times like this 666? And then when it rolls on 5, they get mad and throw it away.
Didint realize that!
lmao missed that! thanks!
Comedic genius!
yes
If you can see through the tears of laughter and/or confusion, this video is actually very, VERY well made and deserves some respect.
I mean seriously, from playing the weird, goofy digital instruments to skeletal DJ and eating gore with a teaspoon... The school photo at 2:50 and fucking KIMBLE, lol!
You can't make up all the stuff like this while taking a shower. Not to mention the "ad" at the beginning that makes me click "skip the ad" and feel stupid everytime I watch this! Also the song sounds like a very well made, legit black metal song, and the video quality hands down beats many "true" black metal bands of the church burning era any day.
I feel so dumb trying to skip the ad at the beginning several times. 😂😂😂
Yeaah me too
Me too.
I actually tried rotating my phone to see if that would work.
Same
@@lunahetfield same psml
I'm so happy you guys are back! :D
I need to go shit after this
*black :D
Glad to see you guys back, making more True Norwegian Black Metal (from Finland)!
Also glad to know that Testicol has helped Masturbørg with... You know... That itchy "ISSUE"...
Cheers from Guatemala!
Suamenlejjona - Suamalaista lihaa
? :D
It has the evilist active ingredient composition of 6.66mg/g
Finnish metal and fuck norway!
Seen them guys performing live couple of years ago in Turku Finland. They were supporting Castle Street Killaz & some local band called Impaled Nazarene. Black Satans music can be described as a crossover between Dimmu Borgir and early creations of Gibb Brothers, also heavy influenced by modern gypsy music from Romania. Basically - Norwegian Black Metal in it's finest. After the gig we hit the town, and went to a shopping mall, we bought a lot of Nippon Kazauwa, then went to a PUB. I was hungry, so we went to restaurant, but it was closed. We've end up in this apartment which had Persian rugs hanging on the walls. Rugs... on the walls... Anyway before I came back, I went to visit the castle. It was old, so it wasn't new. Also they have other balls in Turku, so You can buy Testicol almost everywhere, even on the beach, which is better than the one in Miami. Waiting with anticipation to see them again. I read the news, that someone seen one of the band members in UK, so maybe the're going on tour... God Bless Black Satans, long live Norwegian Black Metal!
I know this is supposed to be a satire band and everything but holy shit this actually is a damn good song. That breakdown at 3:04 fucking blows my doors off.
holy shit totes, black metal could use more breakdowns like these
also I'd totally go to this band's gig if they were able to assemble a full setlist
Metal needs more iPads and puppies. Especially puppies.
Puppy metal rocks. 333 the number of the beast's puddle
Puppies are in a different level of satanism, more than Lucifer
Trve Norwegian Symphonic Tablet Black Metal from Finland at it's finest....llmll llmll
New genre; -)
I actually found this youtube channel because my grandma told me I would find good true Norwegian satanist black slaughtering metal from Finland here. But(!!).. she was so wrong, it's actually good true Norwegian black metal from Finland. She has allways been such good gradma. When I was kid she took me to the woods to listen some black sabbath and bite the bats off their heads.
Just bought a six pack of Testicol.
3:13 If your party isn't this lit, don't bother inviting me
Everyone playing on a tablet lmao
That's the humor of the whole point.. Like a Hells angel riding a scooter 🛵
It's 2019
Is that a nod to how synthesized the instrumentation is in BM? If so, that's genius comedy!
@@limzog9 Nanowar Of Steel?
This came out more than 3 years ago and I just find out about it? I love it!
And people say black metal artists/fans take themselves too seriously lmao I love this shit lol
wherr can i buy testicol?
?
?
It's for sweaty balled drummers
Walmart
Apteekista
@@P3T3RXIII Ballmart
the itty bitty skeleton hand that does mixing is a particularly clever and uproariously hilarious touch
This ad got me buying 5 boxes of Testicol
Not gonna lie... There needs to be an album!
The greatest conundrum in black metal - a tongue-in-cheek band produces some of the greatest BM out there.
this has no right to be this well made, it is truly a masterpiece
Late to the party but so glad I found this, please don't stop guys, this is amazing haha
Don't stop doing this. I fucking love it.
Thought I'd never see another video from you guys!
*THESE GUYS ARE STILL A THING??? OMFGGGGGGG YESSSSS*
That ad at the beginning was genius bahahahaha, been watching these guys since 2010, had no idea they came back lol
Why do I keep getting the same ad every time I click on this video
I don’t know what testicol is
TRVE CVLT! I’m so glad these guys are still at it
You can confirm your band has made it to the big league's when you play drums on a telephone
Ipad
Even in 2024 the Skip AD Button trolls the Black Metal Community all over the World, haha :D
This is bloody brilliantly hilarious. In stitches all the way.
How could you sell out like that?
Trve gold right there!!! 😂
Got nostalgic and watched the Satan from Hell video and here ist where I ended up. This is Black Metal that I can actually listen to!
You should appear in the new lords of chaos film
If they produced and directed it, it would have been so much better than that American-style teen drama lmao
Sonnenrad Rising oh fuck I know! It was retarded!
S K G 😵😂
Nareszcie nowy utwór! Bardzo ładny i stylowy. Jak zwykle.
Oliko kellään muulla skippausnappi rikki?
Ei ollu.
Pakko kyl mennä kysyyn apteekista Testicolia heti huomenna.
Se on UA-camn uusi ominaisuus. Sitä pitää tuplaklikata.
Saatanan mainokset.
Mulla olis toimivia skippausnappeja! Yhdellä napilla saa skipattua kerralla useamman päivän. Tulkaa Piritorille ja kysykää Pekkoa.
Valehtelija. Oon pyörinyt täällä jo useamman päivän ja kukaan ei tunne sua!
Anyone else notice that just before the ad's countdown hits 0, it switches to 6:66? 😂
Vittu mitä paskaa. Mistä voin ostaa albumin tai minne heitän rahani teille?
Mulle. Osoite löytyy puhelinluettelosta
Shut up and take my money, or I take you by the force!
After a min watching this masterpiece I had a vision seeing you performing satanic synchronized antichrist dancing.
The video is hilarious but the music is so darkly cool
The legend has returned!!!!
THESE GUYS AROUND NOTRE DAME A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO?
oh my god 🤣
Be sure to click Skip Ads to get to the darkness quicker
YESSSSSS! You're back!!!!
OMS (Oh My Satan)!!! you didn't record it in a garage!
Love this guys! Poland loves u
"most evil and least commercial song yet" And yet it starts with some sort of commercial :)
That takes the joke to a whole new level!
I love the skeleton hand while he's DJing.
I rewatched some of your old videos yesterday and you upload today, you absolute beast.
Lmao that Dimmu Borgir refference with 'keyboardist' hat :V
Timestamp?
@@sirhalo2 All the time :D
When the band has an ad for the band, and you get pissed because the skip won't work.
Thank you for returning and giving meaning to my existence once again XD
This is amazing! Thank you.
Most people who heard the song but missed out on the video would just see The Black Satans as any other black metal band
hahahahah greatest being troll ever!!! I was clicking skip ad, like wtf skip!!
So glad you are back!
Kimble, the most satanic of all games.
333 the number of the beast 🤗
Did you call me, my child?
I prefer sorry
Number 6 gives you one free extra turn (read the rule book, it actually does), but 6+6+6 gives you are free ride to hell!
The best Black Metal parody i have ever seen. Genius, fuckin Genius.
I spy with my little eye a Nexus Polaris hoodie! Respect!
So glad to see it... Along with a heap of cool nods to other things... Penis jokes included.
I actually bought some Testicol and i have to say it really works when ... when it’s doing whatever it does 🤷♂️
The bridge switches from black metal to metal core breakdown. Now that’s blasphemy!
That add. Okay guys. U got me.
The TRVE Lords ov Chaos
Honestly, i love your channel
I listen to Black Metal for 12-13 years now and this one is awesome!!! Hail Satan!!
I like to imagine the boardgame is a reference to seventh seal.
I love the fact that the ad timer said 6:66 on the end
The fake advertisement got me so confused. "Why did I get a finnish ad and why do I hear TESTICLES?"
I wouldn't have skipped the intro even if I could! The ad timer at 6:66 😂
I absolutely love this bands humour. XD
You guys look like 2004 Dimmu Borgir more than ever in this one.
bout time you guys !!
Well that's that. Nothing will be more kvlt than this.
The dice game is straight-up referencing The Sacrilegious Scorn music video by Dimmu Borgir, they referenced The Serpentine Offering by DB in the Mutilation of Christ as well 😂
The "blood" jam is a reference to My Funeral from Dark Funeral. Pretty sure there's even more references I forgot about. They know their stuff.
I like their old stuff before they sold out way more. I've been a fan of these guys since the demo days back in -93. The production value here is far too good.
I like them back when they were blacked ska
The only selling out they've ever done was selling their souls to the devil. Idk what else you even mean if not that. A slightly bigger video budget (as opposed to almost nothing) doesn't make them sellouts. They deserve it
Man, I hope you come up with something soon. It's been awhile
The keyboardist is the least intimidating guy ever lol XD
I agree, and in their older videos he is also the weakest link
I love the humour! Great video and really awesome song!
Kysyin viimeksi nummessa että milloin Black Satans olisi pääesiintynä, herra moniveto vastasi että sitten kun tehdään yks biisi lisää :--------------D
Oispa kova 2021 nummessa. Lippuhan meillä on jo.
Mikähän toimis näiden lämppärinä? Sveitsiläinen villahuopa?
Lol. That fight after ludo game and instant happy faces afterwards got me.
2:49 I think i may be bleedig internally from laughter :D :D
Absolutely amazing !
Soo freaking cool man cheers from Argentina
Do argentinians have a sense of sarcasm and irony?
My fellow black metal brothers and sisters. Shaaare this!
That intro was absolute hell.
It sounds damn epic 🤘i love symphonic black Metal from finland
Everything is programmed. True cyber black metal.
Ehkä joku päivä tiedän kuka on Hans Falcon.
Still waiting for a complete album. That sounds awesome.
Needs more headbanging😂
The Black Satans > Dimmu Borgir
Are you telling me this isn't Dimmu Borgir?
Set your expectations low enough, and you'll never have to face disappointment!
I really digged the low budget videos for the other songs and I prefer that aesthetic. Still I really liked this. The jokes were great, especially that plastic hand of a skeleton.
I don't know why they try to make their videos funny but actually these guys have some serious music skills they can easily beat many black metal bands and as per their music quality they can directly challenge dimmu borgir
this is the real deal.
as epic as any band.
good stuff