Enjoys wasting his time? He litterally switches to a different console the second they try jumping into a new game immediately. It's not like he's staring at the screen the full time like the other people are.
Not only time, but money for the hacking program and the steam accounts they make to buy the game over and over again. These people are like furries, they get money from places nobody knows
@@marconde897 so it turns out they don't need money for the steam accounts they instead just use Epic Games, they use an exploit in Epic Games to generate free DBD games to play and if that gets patched they already stalk piled a bunch of accounts during Epic Game's free DBD week the Hacking program is only for the script kiddies and does indeed cost money monthly but the people who make the program actively cheat as well which means it costs them almost no money and just some time waste developing a program and then wasting their lives away at flying around and locking another person's game up for 2 hours (they can run mutliple clients as well so when streamers say "at least they aren't attacking someone else" its mixed, if its a script kiddie (i.e a person who buys cheats) they'll probably not resort to multiboxing DBD and so at most they waste their own time, if they multibox, they can run many instances of DBD (stripping the graphics away to gain some performance using cheats) and harass other streamers at the same time or the very least continue to bully other players while the streamer they lock up is held hostage
client side anti-cheat is essentially useless as you can see. Nevertheless developer still (presumably?) pay money to put stuff like easy anti cheat into their games. I want to cry.
@@marcmil4064 At this point, I'm starting to think it's bhvr that is selling the cheats. Is it really that complicated to code something so that it kicks anybody performing impossible shit? Like running at 2000% speed or bubbas throwing hatchets?
@@P0PG03S Easy anti-cheat's job is to check the game files to see if there's nothing suspicious, except it doesn't find anything because the devs don't know what to look for. Keeping the values in check is bhvr's job
What Coco and Spooknjukes both do to the groups that target large CCs is pure fucking gold. When they take the game hostage, they're just as much wasting their own time as they're wasting your time, only when you embarrass them, they end up benefitting you and your audience for a good laugh, while receiving nothing in return.
Unfortunately wasting time is exactly what these people love doing. That's what they get out of it. Whoever they snipe still cant play the game they actually want to play. Idk if things even work like this, but I just wish the people distributing or making these cheats would just get tracked down and have the book thrown at them. I'm pretty sure it's against ToS and can get people in legal trouble if a company feels like the person is losing them money. All I can say is it would be so satisfying to see the sorry faces of the losers who pull this stuff, finally being punished for causing such trouble to people. I looked it up and apparently this can happen. Epic apparently sued a 14 year old who was mass distributing cheats, and they settled that. So it doesnt even matter if these are just teenage turds, BHVR could totally sue if they wanted. Would make a great example to others of why they shouldnt go down the path of being a cheater.
They only say he waisted 2 hours is cause the hacker couldn’t sit there for 2 hours. Otherwise they’d say “look at how we trolled this streamer for 2 hours before he left”
BHVR going out of their way to pick and choose certain streamers to give privileges to instead of investing in an actual anticheat is exactly what I'd expect at this point
@@gorkemaykut5230 I don't know much about how you'd actually go about it, but it doesn't seem too difficult to just put a hard limit on things like movement or force the game to end x seconds after the egc timer
@@bigdaddysquare7278 to roughly explain they are bypassing the security altogether so those hard limit is not calculated cause the system doesn't see them moving that fast This is not my expertise so I can't talk big but fighting against cheaters is just a losing battle cause you cant win against something destroy by building up more thing There is also the problem of in game perks giving you the ability to do crazy things like running at 500% speed etc so hard limit is not always healthy either cause it can give false negatives Of course there can be improvements but they are working faster than bhvr so it's hard to catch up
@@gorkemaykut5230 The problem of dbd and why dbd has so big problems with implementing anti cheat is that you play client side, so server can't really check if your input is valid. Of course, you could cheat when game is server side, but it's much harder and easier to detect. @edit, not to mention that there are such things like no end switch for a round. There is end game collapse, but it forces survivors into dying animations and game ends on "everyone is dead" trigger... so yeah, it's just bad. Like add a trigger that when additional 30 seconds pass, it just ends the round
@@gorkemaykut5230 a end game collapse timer would at least do away with hostage situations. Even if the hacker could mask them moving at 5000 movement speed the game could still send the server data that it has gone past the end game collapse timer and to end the match. I don't think they can interfere with that function. So at least if the normal player can let the survivors do gens or kill them then close hatch they can get out
Hacker: *Holds coconut Hostage.* Coconut: "Alright fine!" *Boots up other games, and has debatabley more fun than some comp dbd games.* Hacker: "Wait that's illegal!"
yeah coconut streams DBD for the viewers who love it, not because he loves it. you can tell some days he gets stressed out by it. he genuinely loves power washing though lmao
That's what happens when you don't get enough attention as a child, you start "hacking" a game like DbD just so you can hold streamers hostage and get some attention that way.
I hate how people call them “hackers” when they’re anything but. They’re cheaters who waste 100$ on game codes. They’re not hackers, they’re certified losers. Loser™️
The warning next to Coco's name proves these script kiddies actually feel attacked and dislike going after Coco if they have to warn each other that Coco has more will power then them lmfao
Had some subtle cheater giving his whole team like 4% speed increase reveal himself after I bodied their entire team and coincidentally left him bleeding out on the floor last and closing hatch in his face, at the last second before dying to his timer he did the hook thing Little rat didn't bother holding me hostage past the EGC though because he knew being held hostage for 10 hours wasn't going to be worth it when I'm not a streamer Weak willed dogs
I'm surprised he didn't just insta escape. But yeah typically they won't hold you or I hostage they want the reaction. If you're not live or have TTV in your name they will not "waste their time" on you. They would rather just instant win against you then peace out and try to stream snipe someone
This man's the Technoblade of DBD, he literally is positive as hell in bad situations and goes full on "You're not holding me hostage, I'm holding you hostage" with his psychology warfare XD
I think a good solution is that after 20-25 minutes of being in a game you can disconnect without penalty. At that point the killer is most likely camping a 3 Gen and it's basically unwinnable, survivors are hiding in lockers/very hard to find places and have given up, or you're being held hostage by a hacker.
I think a fix would be even simpler. It wouldn't be hard to add a little bit of code that counts how many times you've entered the hooked or dying state, as well as the total time you've spent in those states. If you exceed 3 hooks, or spend more than 2 or 3 minutes either hooked or bleeding out, the game should allow you to leave
@@mrdubbs9877 The problem is that I can think of something like that with a high school, self-taught level of programming knowledge and bhvr can't. Here's hoping they learn Fog Whisperers aren't their entire community
See, we've discussed this before. the only issue would be bhvr's easily accessible code which would make it so hackers would gain iy and use it to auto end the match instead of having to go through the process of running through the gate end line. Which probably means they would stream snipe someone and then constantly enter their games to end them over and over.
They try to call you out for being an “ego warrior” and yet they’re the ones who started the battle in the first place @.@ it’s like if they slinged poop at you, and you just picked up their poop and threw it back at them and then they get mad you threw poop at them @.@
Put an emphasis on the "Her". This implies that all the hackers are literally simps. Edit : Probably makes sense, they are the type to sell their liver for even the smallest piece of clout and attention.
"ego" like they're not the ones forcing you to stay for 2+ hours because they suck at a video game so they paid $50 to have hacks and still suck at the game
Don't forget the Survivors can 100% end the game whenever they feel like it. The only reason a game with an AFK Killer lasts 2 hours is because the Survivors are refusing to leave holding the game hostage. That is 100% on them. They could do all the gens in under 6 minutes and then leave in another 45 seconds.
@@LycanFerret yes, but im not tryna play a game where it’s not fair for both sides. It’s not fun that way. It’s like playing against afk ghost face 20 times straight. There’s no fun in that
@@justabloke7222 When there's cheaters it's not fun for anyone. Just get the game over with faster for yourselves and let the cheater sit there post EGC waiting with the AFK killer for hours. It's less likely you'll join a lobby with a cheater if they're messing around with someone who gave up. The only other option in this scenario is either you leave and get a D/C penalty, or the Killer leaves and gets a D/C penalty ending the game.
It’s weird. They managed to do a huge stealth ban on cheaters a few months ago and the game was hacker free for a while. Rather than quit though, these people decide to come back. What drives these people to do this?
it's the only way for them to feel something, they could play any other game or learn to be good at dbd but no they are so bad that they can just cheat
Some get bored of normal DBD so they experiment with this stuff. But then they get used to that as their new normal so now normal DBD becomes unbearable to them. So they now "have to" keep cheating in order to have any fun at all. So now if u ban them they are 100% motivated to buy another cheap steam account for DBD and begin again
Game was free on epic so cheaters have like 10-30 accounts now to cheat on for free.. They were offline just the time the real hackers could update the cheat so anticheat doesnt detect it. How saw is that
"Will waste 2 hours of his life through ego battle." They might have a point IF 1) Streaming and video content wasn't a source of income and 2) They weren't do the exact same thing as Coconut, but they're NOT getting paid for it lol.
Really should make it so that after 20 minutes, the killer can go and just hit the switch, open the door. That way they can't get held hostage. The game at that point will either kill the hacker or end no matter what.
Honestly my favorite part about all of this, is while coconut is making money for his family, these hackers are spending upwards of 30 bucks a month just to spend 2 hours watching a guy do other things than pay attention to them
oddly how they left a nice message under the female streamer simps... It's pathetic that they have this god-complex, but at the end of the day, they're wasting their time, money and sanity, while the streamers just play other games and make ez content
Crazy how they call it an ego battle when they are the ones going out of their way to pay for cheats in a game then proceed to hold people hostage in said video game.
It jollies my jellies when CoconutRTS combats hackers with very low, very destructive attention spans with his own much lower, much more destructive attention span
While I don't know if this is possible, something I think could help with stopping hackers from holding games hostage is if they made it so that if the countdown that starts when the exit gates are open, when it reaches zero it starts a count down that lasts for I don't know like 20-30 seconds and if the match is still going, then the game forcefully ends the match and sends all players to the end game screen.
When I was younger I used to love COD, eventually I got so fed up with the cheaters I joined the military just to get a fair fight. Years later I get into DBD and once again it is so full of cheaters that... wait a minute. Oh boy here I go killing again.
I don't know if it's just me, but seeing only 'hawt' as a descriptor in their chart for what I'm assuming is a female streamer makes me feel some type of way. 🤢 I mean you can imagine the kind of person who made this chart just sitting there and oogling her while laughing like Beavis and Butthead in a basement somewhere and the fact that he felt the need to mention that she was hot on a chart like this, where that information would be completely irrelevant, indicates to me that he's probably gotten off to her too. 🤮
i think at this point they should add a bandaid fix to solve the hostage problem, like as part of an update, if the endgame collapse triggers, the killer will have the ability to disconnect from a match without receiving a matchmaking ban penalty, it may not solve the entire problem but at least killers would have a way to escape from being held hostage
That's fucking hilarious. The only reason they know you'd waste 2 hours is because they did also. It's exactly what the sore loser would say. It's actually kind of flattering. These people's lives revolve around you and the other streamers. They dedicate so much of their life just for you, only to lose too lol
The issue isn’t the hackers, it’s the fact that the netcode is so bad that it doesn’t automatically disconnect the moment it detects injection or inactivity on the server for more than 20 mins (no gen updates or hooks or etc) Or that there is injection to begin with… Open source projects like space station 14 are more competent than this I swear
Why don't they make a time limit to matches? Like 20-30 minutes. I'm no streamer but, I've had some recent instances, when 2 survivers left would literally hide for up to 20 minutes. Like why shouldn't there be a time limit for inactivity? I see no reason for something like that to be implemented. Is someone has an idea why it would be a bad decision, please let me know
Killer's should not be punished for DC at all since all that happens when killer DCs is the game ends. You don't have teammates for which you ruin game by that. The only person that is punished is killer themselves since they don't get any BP nor pip progression.
just end the game 15s after EGC ends...ez problem solved it's so easy even BHVR could do it! Or maybe even THAT is to hard for BHVRs little peanut brains to understand...idk it's pretty cut and dry what needs to be done about the hostage situation they just refuse to do it or don't have the IQ/brain capacity to know what to do. Hacking and anti cheat and blah blah blah...that's a WHOLE other problem with it's own set of solutions but holding hostage problem is pretty damn easy to fix if you ask me.
I uninstalled DBD the other day, but this video had me fucking CRYING with laughter. 😂😂😂 It was so funny how you did psychological warfare vs those guys and messed with them so hard. :D I may not play DBD any more, but you sir earned my respect, this was fucking hilarious! Have a nice day.
I accidentally kept playing my PHONK music playlist through your video thinking it's your actual background audio. Just a heads-up, it would have been sick
I know people hate hackers, but you've got to feel slightly sorry for anyone who's brain is so abnormal that this is how they spend their time, flexing a fantasy level of power over other people.
I get where you're coming from. Most hackers that do this hide behind the idea that the only reason why they do this is because it's funny. They deny they're depressed. But in reality, they're actually depressed or something has happened to them that they need attention in any way possible. In a way, yes. I do feel for them. But then I see them doing this bullshit rather than seeking help, we're back at hatred.
what’s a fog whisperer? I dc’d recently becsuse 2 people dc’d at the beginning of the match, less than 1 minute in and then I found out I had no penalty. I dc’d again for some other reason I can’t remember but nothing again??? weird tbh
Hey man, if you need a silly game to keep you going while these no-lives are being kept hostage, I recommend Kill It With Fire! Should give you about 8 hours of content.
Next time you call somebody on wasting their time just think about what they get in return for not quitting. This dude: fucking money and content. Can't beat that.
hackers will constantly harass you for hours and then legitimately think something is wrong with you if you ever take any steps to prevent them from messing with you
Hackers saying shit about others "wasting" their life despite said people getting paid to play games is hilarious As if hackers in games have any ground to stand on
Same method as SpookNJukes as well. They snipe him he just moves on to the PC version and if they get him there then he moves to mobile or switch. The hackers are literally paying him at that point. Hackers really are stupid.
I love how they call it an "ego battle" when the only ones acting self-important are them.
Also, Coconut is definitely not in it for an ego battle. He is the shield that protects the rest of us by taking all the damage.
@@kingkleb him and spook are doing God's work
We are all the heroes of our own story, and never the villain.
I have to remind myself of this whenever I see ridiculous crap like that :p
Enjoys wasting his time? He litterally switches to a different console the second they try jumping into a new game immediately. It's not like he's staring at the screen the full time like the other people are.
Well yes that is correct.... they are battling egos.... so not incorrect on either account?
“Enjoys wasting 2 hours of his life” says the hackers who waste all their time holding people hostage in a video game instead of playing it
Not only time, but money for the hacking program and the steam accounts they make to buy the game over and over again.
These people are like furries, they get money from places nobody knows
@@marconde897 even better is that the streamer is literally making money off of the hackers lmao
@@marconde897 so it turns out they don't need money for the steam accounts they instead just use Epic Games, they use an exploit in Epic Games to generate free DBD games to play and if that gets patched they already stalk piled a bunch of accounts during Epic Game's free DBD week
the Hacking program is only for the script kiddies and does indeed cost money monthly but the people who make the program actively cheat as well which means it costs them almost no money and just some time waste developing a program and then wasting their lives away at flying around and locking another person's game up for 2 hours (they can run mutliple clients as well so when streamers say "at least they aren't attacking someone else" its mixed, if its a script kiddie (i.e a person who buys cheats) they'll probably not resort to multiboxing DBD and so at most they waste their own time, if they multibox, they can run many instances of DBD (stripping the graphics away to gain some performance using cheats) and harass other streamers at the same time or the very least continue to bully other players while the streamer they lock up is held hostage
@@marconde897 tl;dr: BHVR FIX YO STUFF
Well, he's right, now hacker forces streamer to play something else and lose viewers. All while "hacker" literally watches his Netflix or something.
If you ever feel useless, just remember DBD has an anti cheat
client side anti-cheat is essentially useless as you can see. Nevertheless developer still (presumably?) pay money to put stuff like easy anti cheat into their games. I want to cry.
@@marcmil4064 At this point, I'm starting to think it's bhvr that is selling the cheats. Is it really that complicated to code something so that it kicks anybody performing impossible shit? Like running at 2000% speed or bubbas throwing hatchets?
Easiest Anti-Cheat would be the one that compares the maximum game values to values the player gets.
@@P0PG03S Easy anti-cheat's job is to check the game files to see if there's nothing suspicious, except it doesn't find anything because the devs don't know what to look for. Keeping the values in check is bhvr's job
@@charnov Isn't the problem that the cheats bypass those controls?
What Coco and Spooknjukes both do to the groups that target large CCs is pure fucking gold. When they take the game hostage, they're just as much wasting their own time as they're wasting your time, only when you embarrass them, they end up benefitting you and your audience for a good laugh, while receiving nothing in return.
They don’t waste spooks time, he just gets another console
Because spooks is unstoppable
@@kingmidasxynopyt exactly. Homie just whips out the hacker cam and makes fun of them while he continues to game
@@makashika Don't forget the clown heads
Unfortunately wasting time is exactly what these people love doing. That's what they get out of it. Whoever they snipe still cant play the game they actually want to play.
Idk if things even work like this, but I just wish the people distributing or making these cheats would just get tracked down and have the book thrown at them. I'm pretty sure it's against ToS and can get people in legal trouble if a company feels like the person is losing them money. All I can say is it would be so satisfying to see the sorry faces of the losers who pull this stuff, finally being punished for causing such trouble to people.
I looked it up and apparently this can happen. Epic apparently sued a 14 year old who was mass distributing cheats, and they settled that. So it doesnt even matter if these are just teenage turds, BHVR could totally sue if they wanted. Would make a great example to others of why they shouldnt go down the path of being a cheater.
Hackers: "Enjoys wasting 2hrs of his life" Also hackers: I'm gonna hold him hostage for 2hrs
They're just pissed he wins the ego offs lol
And the streamer at least gets paid
They only say he waisted 2 hours is cause the hacker couldn’t sit there for 2 hours. Otherwise they’d say “look at how we trolled this streamer for 2 hours before he left”
and fun@@user-cherry7
he's the one getting paid for that too
BHVR going out of their way to pick and choose certain streamers to give privileges to instead of investing in an actual anticheat is exactly what I'd expect at this point
As much as I like to shit on bhvr unfortunately cheaters have way too much more money and man power compared to bhvr
@@gorkemaykut5230 I don't know much about how you'd actually go about it, but it doesn't seem too difficult to just put a hard limit on things like movement or force the game to end x seconds after the egc timer
@@bigdaddysquare7278 to roughly explain they are bypassing the security altogether so those hard limit is not calculated cause the system doesn't see them moving that fast
This is not my expertise so I can't talk big but fighting against cheaters is just a losing battle cause you cant win against something destroy by building up more thing
There is also the problem of in game perks giving you the ability to do crazy things like running at 500% speed etc so hard limit is not always healthy either cause it can give false negatives
Of course there can be improvements but they are working faster than bhvr so it's hard to catch up
@@gorkemaykut5230 The problem of dbd and why dbd has so big problems with implementing anti cheat is that you play client side, so server can't really check if your input is valid. Of course, you could cheat when game is server side, but it's much harder and easier to detect.
@edit, not to mention that there are such things like no end switch for a round. There is end game collapse, but it forces survivors into dying animations and game ends on "everyone is dead" trigger... so yeah, it's just bad. Like add a trigger that when additional 30 seconds pass, it just ends the round
@@gorkemaykut5230 a end game collapse timer would at least do away with hostage situations.
Even if the hacker could mask them moving at 5000 movement speed the game could still send the server data that it has gone past the end game collapse timer and to end the match.
I don't think they can interfere with that function.
So at least if the normal player can let the survivors do gens or kill them then close hatch they can get out
Hacker: *Holds coconut Hostage.*
Coconut: "Alright fine!" *Boots up other games, and has debatabley more fun than some comp dbd games.*
Hacker: "Wait that's illegal!"
yeah coconut streams DBD for the viewers who love it, not because he loves it. you can tell some days he gets stressed out by it. he genuinely loves power washing though lmao
Man definitely has a new found lovr for power wash simulator
link?
That's what happens when you don't get enough attention as a child, you start "hacking" a game like DbD just so you can hold streamers hostage and get some attention that way.
You mean paying someone else to be able to download some cheat codes
Hacking is a way too sophisticated matter for them
@@gorkemaykut5230 the can't do math let alone coding lmao
@@gorkemaykut5230 That's why I said "hacking"
Hacking is literally fatherless behavior
but they arent egtting attentio nthey not egtting famous they just getting banned
I bet the hackers are big fans of Coconut and want to watch him play other games and this is the only way they can get him to do that.
Exactly, they just want him to play their favorite game that they put thousends of hours into, Powerwash Simulator. Can’t blame them.
I hate how people call them “hackers” when they’re anything but. They’re cheaters who waste 100$ on game codes. They’re not hackers, they’re certified losers. Loser™️
@@fredrik5832 "maximum pressure".
The warning next to Coco's name proves these script kiddies actually feel attacked and dislike going after Coco if they have to warn each other that Coco has more will power then them lmfao
Coco when he downs 3 people in 6 cross-map snipes: "MAXIMUM PRESSURE!!!"
Had some subtle cheater giving his whole team like 4% speed increase reveal himself after I bodied their entire team and coincidentally left him bleeding out on the floor last and closing hatch in his face, at the last second before dying to his timer he did the hook thing
Little rat didn't bother holding me hostage past the EGC though because he knew being held hostage for 10 hours wasn't going to be worth it when I'm not a streamer
Weak willed dogs
Shame that unlike dogs they can't be legally put down. Sorry not sorry
@@mrksimka1159 report lmao
@@Helena-me6mp Doesen't work, at this point BHVR put it in just to give us a place to rant
I'm surprised he didn't just insta escape.
But yeah typically they won't hold you or I hostage they want the reaction. If you're not live or have TTV in your name they will not "waste their time" on you.
They would rather just instant win against you then peace out and try to stream snipe someone
@@Helena-me6mp you could literally join a dev playing dbd and get him held hostage for 5 hours, and still not get banned
I love it when cheater feels are getting hurt
This man's the Technoblade of DBD, he literally is positive as hell in bad situations and goes full on "You're not holding me hostage, I'm holding you hostage" with his psychology warfare XD
Don't say that, we don't want Coconut to die
@@skyretiredtimetraveler2061 its a compliment. not a threat my guy. nobody who actually watches coconut wants him to die.
When will they learn that they don't hold Coconut hostage? Coconut holds them hostage.
Calling them "hackers" gives them too much credit, they just install a program that does all the work for them.
I really hate cheaters in this game.
script kiddies is the best term
For anyone who wasn't there during the Fall Guys one at least
The hacker threw in the towel at the one hour mark
I think a good solution is that after 20-25 minutes of being in a game you can disconnect without penalty. At that point the killer is most likely camping a 3 Gen and it's basically unwinnable, survivors are hiding in lockers/very hard to find places and have given up, or you're being held hostage by a hacker.
I think a fix would be even simpler. It wouldn't be hard to add a little bit of code that counts how many times you've entered the hooked or dying state, as well as the total time you've spent in those states. If you exceed 3 hooks, or spend more than 2 or 3 minutes either hooked or bleeding out, the game should allow you to leave
@@CyntaxPC also a great solution didn't even think of that
@@mrdubbs9877 The problem is that I can think of something like that with a high school, self-taught level of programming knowledge and bhvr can't. Here's hoping they learn Fog Whisperers aren't their entire community
Bhvr after figuring out that giving fog whisperers the ablity to leave matches doesn't actually fix the hacking problem:😡😡🤬🤬
See, we've discussed this before. the only issue would be bhvr's easily accessible code which would make it so hackers would gain iy and use it to auto end the match instead of having to go through the process of running through the gate end line. Which probably means they would stream snipe someone and then constantly enter their games to end them over and over.
This is some insane creep shit to have a literal spreadsheet with people you want to harass. Behavior needs to get their shit together asap
They try to call you out for being an “ego warrior” and yet they’re the ones who started the battle in the first place @.@ it’s like if they slinged poop at you, and you just picked up their poop and threw it back at them and then they get mad you threw poop at them @.@
What lol 😂
@IllIIIIllIlIllIlIIIllllIIIlIlIllIllIIIllIlIIllIlII a good one
@IllIIIIllIlIllIlIIIllllIIIlIlIllIllIIIllIlIIllIlII a great one 😎
I was gonna like but you use those dumb typed faces so I was like nah
Me is monke, and me understand this analogy. Me like analogy
I just had to do this one lol
coconut: finds something better to do with his time
cheaters: "oh my god I can't believe he would waste my... i mean waste his time like that"
Put an emphasis on the "Her". This implies that all the hackers are literally simps.
Edit : Probably makes sense, they are the type to sell their liver for even the smallest piece of clout and attention.
JRM was right when he said about killers needing to get that “PRESSURE” in order to win, just in the sense of a better pressure nozzle 🤣
"I'm gonna held them hostage so they can't terrorize other players"
And that's, a new sub.
0:30 even hackers be simping
"ego" like they're not the ones forcing you to stay for 2+ hours because they suck at a video game so they paid $50 to have hacks and still suck at the game
Don't forget the Survivors can 100% end the game whenever they feel like it. The only reason a game with an AFK Killer lasts 2 hours is because the Survivors are refusing to leave holding the game hostage. That is 100% on them. They could do all the gens in under 6 minutes and then leave in another 45 seconds.
@@LycanFerret yes, but im not tryna play a game where it’s not fair for both sides. It’s not fun that way. It’s like playing against afk ghost face 20 times straight. There’s no fun in that
@@justabloke7222 When there's cheaters it's not fun for anyone. Just get the game over with faster for yourselves and let the cheater sit there post EGC waiting with the AFK killer for hours. It's less likely you'll join a lobby with a cheater if they're messing around with someone who gave up.
The only other option in this scenario is either you leave and get a D/C penalty, or the Killer leaves and gets a D/C penalty ending the game.
@@LycanFerret It’s not supposed to happen in the first place dude…
@@LycanFerret the survivor? you mean the hacker, right? because other survivors cant do a thing in this situation to help the killer
It’s weird. They managed to do a huge stealth ban on cheaters a few months ago and the game was hacker free for a while. Rather than quit though, these people decide to come back. What drives these people to do this?
Their mama didn't love them enough.
it's the only way for them to feel something, they could play any other game or learn to be good at dbd but no they are so bad that they can just cheat
Some get bored of normal DBD so they experiment with this stuff. But then they get used to that as their new normal so now normal DBD becomes unbearable to them.
So they now "have to" keep cheating in order to have any fun at all.
So now if u ban them they are 100% motivated to buy another cheap steam account for DBD and begin again
Game was free on epic so cheaters have like 10-30 accounts now to cheat on for free.. They were offline just the time the real hackers could update the cheat so anticheat doesnt detect it. How saw is that
The will to ruin this rotten game even more because the devs deserve it
"Will waste 2 hours of his life through ego battle."
They might have a point IF 1) Streaming and video content wasn't a source of income and 2) They weren't do the exact same thing as Coconut, but they're NOT getting paid for it lol.
The person who says He wastes 2 hours of his time in an ego battle is the type of person to wipe cheeto dust onto their couch.
Well makes me glad they at least know their gonna get taken as a hostage.
The fact they wrote "hawt", just makes me think these cheaters are little hard 15-year-olds.
"Cutieee xoxoxo UwU"
*Gets hacker(s) in game*
''None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!''
Really should make it so that after 20 minutes, the killer can go and just hit the switch, open the door. That way they can't get held hostage. The game at that point will either kill the hacker or end no matter what.
The hackers can stay in the game once EGC has ended tho
@@sorin_markov it should auto end after EGC
@@sorin_markov Or all people will disconnect after the EGC.
@@sorin_markov true; they should make it so that if EGC ends the game should always go to stats screen no matter what
They cannot track match time, and hackers can stay post-EGC.
Honestly my favorite part about all of this, is while coconut is making money for his family, these hackers are spending upwards of 30 bucks a month just to spend 2 hours watching a guy do other things than pay attention to them
cant believe it
cheaters are cucks
oddly how they left a nice message under the female streamer
simps...
It's pathetic that they have this god-complex, but at the end of the day, they're wasting their time, money and sanity, while the streamers just play other games and make ez content
it's not really a nice message. kinda creepy if anything
The fall guys and cleaning motorcycle transition is hilarious to me, my humor is broken
would be ironic if these cringe kids would waste they´re own time wouldn´t it LUL
damn that "super nice, don't be mean to her" i smell the simp till here
Coconut holding the hackers hostage… beautiful
Crazy how they call it an ego battle when they are the ones going out of their way to pay for cheats in a game then proceed to hold people hostage in said video game.
Wtf there’s a whole spreadsheet for stream sniping holy shit how childish they need to get a life lmao
Holding the cheaters hostage by playing another game, well done!
It jollies my jellies when CoconutRTS combats hackers with very low, very destructive attention spans with his own much lower, much more destructive attention span
While I don't know if this is possible, something I think could help with stopping hackers from holding games hostage is if they made it so that if the countdown that starts when the exit gates are open, when it reaches zero it starts a count down that lasts for I don't know like 20-30 seconds and if the match is still going, then the game forcefully ends the match and sends all players to the end game screen.
Weres the list? I would like to see what the put for people
If you ever feel like, you have no life, no bitches and you're the bottom of the barrel, remember, that the dbd community exists.
„Wannabe comp“ coming from a sniping cheater is just the most hillarious thing 💀
You sure why people grab you in fall guys isnt just for a 'choke the chicken' joke?
Where did you find this spreadsheet? I'm curious what they put down for Scott and Otz
When I was younger I used to love COD, eventually I got so fed up with the cheaters I joined the military just to get a fair fight. Years later I get into DBD and once again it is so full of cheaters that... wait a minute.
Oh boy here I go killing again.
This is the spirit, turning a bad situation into content, make a UA-cam video out of it
I don’t understand why they don’t just allow you to disconnect for no penalty after a amount of certain time???
honestly we need a documentary on the mindset of cheaters, like those psychological documentaries . It’s would be pretty interesting
I wanna know what it said about Otzdarva if Coconut has to blur it 😭
Sameeee I’m so curious
BHVR has been taking steps in the right direction for 6 years but what about a proper walk? 🤣
I don't know if it's just me, but seeing only 'hawt' as a descriptor in their chart for what I'm assuming is a female streamer makes me feel some type of way. 🤢
I mean you can imagine the kind of person who made this chart just sitting there and oogling her while laughing like Beavis and Butthead in a basement somewhere and the fact that he felt the need to mention that she was hot on a chart like this, where that information would be completely irrelevant, indicates to me that he's probably gotten off to her too. 🤮
They literally used the term "ego battle"
There is no way that they're not either a 14 year old or an Ochido fan kinda guy lmao
@@jat4554 It's probably both atp
MAXIMUM PRESSURE
Not CoCo telling us to spend time reading DbD fanfics to pass time while being held hostage
i think at this point they should add a bandaid fix to solve the hostage problem, like as part of an update, if the endgame collapse triggers, the killer will have the ability to disconnect from a match without receiving a matchmaking ban penalty, it may not solve the entire problem but at least killers would have a way to escape from being held hostage
That's fucking hilarious. The only reason they know you'd waste 2 hours is because they did also. It's exactly what the sore loser would say. It's actually kind of flattering. These people's lives revolve around you and the other streamers. They dedicate so much of their life just for you, only to lose too lol
The issue isn’t the hackers, it’s the fact that the netcode is so bad that it doesn’t automatically disconnect the moment it detects injection or inactivity on the server for more than 20 mins (no gen updates or hooks or etc)
Or that there is injection to begin with…
Open source projects like space station 14 are more competent than this I swear
Wheres that excel spreadsheet tho?
Bro, im 14 years old, and i still eat dinosour Chicken Nuggets. So leave me and my Nuggets alone
I need to know what that red blur is next to DieHardDiva’s name because they needa stay away from my girl!
the irony of the wasting 2 hours of his life is wild lmao. meanwhile the hacker wasting their entire life
i want hackers in jail, mostly in showers, picking up soap
Whenever I think into going back into this, I watch a coconut video, get my fun and I'm done : )
Lmao hackers getting mad you aren’t giving them the attention their parents never gave
3:24 their solution is: "You aint a fog whisperer? You snooze, you lose sowwyyyyyyyy"
Just paused the video to go pee. Thanks coconut 👍
Don't underestimate the mental fortude of someone with rts in their name
Some people never come back from Narnia. That insecure hole in their ego goes on forever.
why are some of them red, like otz for example. ?
Crunk_Muffin do be hawt though
The two times I was held hostage I just played classic doom. Barely takes any CPU so it could run along dbd just fine.
Why don't they make a time limit to matches? Like 20-30 minutes. I'm no streamer but, I've had some recent instances, when 2 survivers left would literally hide for up to 20 minutes. Like why shouldn't there be a time limit for inactivity? I see no reason for something like that to be implemented. Is someone has an idea why it would be a bad decision, please let me know
A year-old (it existed a year ago as well but whatever) late but there is a system like that. The servers ends the match after an hour.
@@justwatch7091 yeah I know. Even then, but one hour is still quite long. Though can't really complain now, game is in a much better state now
Ah yes “ego battle”, it’s his stream channel and all you cheaters are doing is cheating in a video game. Why act like this is something greater
Response: “well actually all we’re doing is trolling, everyone just takes it so seriously” 🤓
dude what the FUCK even is that list...
Killer's should not be punished for DC at all since all that happens when killer DCs is the game ends. You don't have teammates for which you ruin game by that. The only person that is punished is killer themselves since they don't get any BP nor pip progression.
just end the game 15s after EGC ends...ez problem solved it's so easy even BHVR could do it! Or maybe even THAT is to hard for BHVRs little peanut brains to understand...idk it's pretty cut and dry what needs to be done about the hostage situation they just refuse to do it or don't have the IQ/brain capacity to know what to do.
Hacking and anti cheat and blah blah blah...that's a WHOLE other problem with it's own set of solutions but holding hostage problem is pretty damn easy to fix if you ask me.
I uninstalled DBD the other day, but this video had me fucking CRYING with laughter. 😂😂😂 It was so funny how you did psychological warfare vs those guys and messed with them so hard. :D I may not play DBD any more, but you sir earned my respect, this was fucking hilarious! Have a nice day.
"the fog whisperers are like, 65 people?" 64 now, Vicksy requested to be removed from the program.
I accidentally kept playing my PHONK music playlist through your video thinking it's your actual background audio. Just a heads-up, it would have been sick
I know people hate hackers, but you've got to feel slightly sorry for anyone who's brain is so abnormal that this is how they spend their time, flexing a fantasy level of power over other people.
I get where you're coming from.
Most hackers that do this hide behind the idea that the only reason why they do this is because it's funny. They deny they're depressed.
But in reality, they're actually depressed or something has happened to them that they need attention in any way possible.
In a way, yes. I do feel for them.
But then I see them doing this bullshit rather than seeking help, we're back at hatred.
Maximum pressure-CoconutRTS🤣🤣🤣
The odyssey had a purpose
cringe kids..
Coconuts just better KEKW
Immense levels of cringe
what’s a fog whisperer? I dc’d recently becsuse 2 people dc’d at the beginning of the match, less than 1 minute in and then I found out I had no penalty. I dc’d again for some other reason I can’t remember but nothing again??? weird tbh
Hey man, if you need a silly game to keep you going while these no-lives are being kept hostage, I recommend Kill It With Fire!
Should give you about 8 hours of content.
Human fall flat is another one in the same developer's sale pack
Next time you call somebody on wasting their time just think about what they get in return for not quitting.
This dude: fucking money and content. Can't beat that.
hackers will constantly harass you for hours and then legitimately think something is wrong with you if you ever take any steps to prevent them from messing with you
Most killer mains: pressure gens
Coconuts: pressure (washes) hackers
Hacker: enjoy 2 hours waste time lol.
Coconut: no problem i just start Fall guys or dbd mobile.
Hacker: ...
WOW I didn’t know the existence of Power Wash, I guess I will replace DbD with this game, at least I don’t get cheaters anymore.
Hackers have an excel spreadsheet of people they’ve used hacks against now?? 😂
What actually was the google doc at the beginning and why was the text next to otzdarva blurred out LMAO
Hackers saying shit about others "wasting" their life despite said people getting paid to play games is hilarious
As if hackers in games have any ground to stand on
Same method as SpookNJukes as well. They snipe him he just moves on to the PC version and if they get him there then he moves to mobile or switch. The hackers are literally paying him at that point. Hackers really are stupid.