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  • @kieran1780
    @kieran1780 7 років тому +310

    "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow you for five pounds" I nearly pissed myself 😂😂😂

    • @AECEntertainment
      @AECEntertainment 5 років тому +5

      In another episode he said I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow you Keith vaz

  • @stellatocca
    @stellatocca 3 роки тому +23

    "I'm your fairy princess...Princess Monaco of Kent." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @melissadutton1621
    @melissadutton1621 5 років тому +79

    The Dragon looked at him scarily and said “and for that reason, I’m out”

  • @MarkusNapp
    @MarkusNapp 3 роки тому +10

    Gary"s little giggle at 1:02 is the best thing.
    Of course it would pronounce it "Gigel".

  • @India.H
    @India.H 7 років тому +324

    "Honestly Donkey, I don't think Princess Fiona's that good looking." said Shrek. "Screw Lord Farquad. Let's go and rescue Princess Monaco of Kent instead."

  • @rachel237linda
    @rachel237linda 10 років тому +626

    Oh my gosh the chocolate factory one, I'm dying! :')

    • @zionkraze9965
      @zionkraze9965 9 років тому +2

      rachel237linda Must of been a joke from eariler.

    • @elisabethtveitalea3414
      @elisabethtveitalea3414 7 років тому +30

      rachel237linda
      I don't get it, could someone please explain :)

    • @muisverriet
      @muisverriet 7 років тому +60

      Nergui 0295 Anal.

    • @bh115
      @bh115 7 років тому +1

      Elisabeth Tveita Lea nor do i

    • @henryvictor8071
      @henryvictor8071 7 років тому +9

      Didn't know Josh Widdicombe could be funny.

  • @LokkerG
    @LokkerG 10 років тому +120

    Am I the only one thinking Andy had a look of realization as he was about to go after the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory joke?

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 6 років тому +84

    My Entry
    And Peppa Pig met David Cameron in the barn. That was the last we saw of her

  • @benmontgomerie1148
    @benmontgomerie1148 6 років тому +33

    You know it’s a good joke when dara approves with a zoom in on his face laughing going hahahaha

  • @teuntje2863
    @teuntje2863 6 років тому +85

    That Chocolate Factory joke was savage

  • @jamesw9873
    @jamesw9873 5 років тому +58

    love how it took a second for everyone to get the chocolate factory one xD

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 Рік тому +4

    Lmao 2:58 Romesh is just like, "mate what is _wrong_ with you?😂

  • @AlanHollowedPhotography
    @AlanHollowedPhotography 10 років тому +63

    2:43 - 3:00 is the funniest moment, I lost it :)

  • @DeadlyV1RU5
    @DeadlyV1RU5 3 роки тому +7

    2:43 this has literally got to be one of the best ones they have ever had on scenes we'd like to see. it's frankie boyle level shocking and it absolutely slayed me.

  • @rockacraig5653
    @rockacraig5653 8 років тому +29

    "And the band was: Showwaddywaddy!"

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 10 років тому +23

    Romesh looks horrified at 3:00

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 9 років тому +238

    my entry: "As the brakes squealed and the light grew brighter, Bambi knew he was fucked."

    • @olie0561
      @olie0561 8 років тому

      subscribe to my videos and like

    • @LoogiTheDino
      @LoogiTheDino 8 років тому +6

      +Oliver Elliott NO

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +3

      In Morgan Freeman's voice?

  • @Potionette81
    @Potionette81 2 роки тому +5

    'You don't like green eggs and ham? Then Heston Blumenthal's restaurant probably isn't for you'.

  • @win33adam
    @win33adam 8 років тому +48

    Charlie and the chocolate factory joke, I nearly wet myself

    • @bluewaves659
      @bluewaves659 8 років тому

      I don't get it

    • @chrisjones5411
      @chrisjones5411 2 місяці тому

      @@bluewaves659Chocolate factory = anus.
      The guy wanted anal sex

  • @kevinmc70
    @kevinmc70 6 років тому +10

    2:54 I love it how Romesh is wondering if that joke had something to do with him! lol

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 роки тому +3

    2:44 Free chocolate starfish upon entry

  • @boxertest
    @boxertest 10 років тому +9

    little red riding hood joke was incredibly funny lol

  • @BillyWillyButcherBollocks
    @BillyWillyButcherBollocks 8 років тому +68

    My entry: "the cow goes moo,
    The sheep goes baaa,
    The pig goes you have the right to remain silent". "Oh fuck off" said mark cavendish cracked me up

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 8 років тому +8

      No - the pig goes "Please don't hurt me, Mr Cameron! I am but a virgin!!"

    • @Byh123ffga
      @Byh123ffga 8 років тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @rockacraig5653
      @rockacraig5653 8 років тому

      Former British Prime minister David Cameron once shagged a pig in Uni.

    • @Liaaminho
      @Liaaminho 7 років тому +4

      MultiWerewolf1 Stolen

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 7 років тому

      MultiWerewolf1 what does the fox say

  • @florianleprince6627
    @florianleprince6627 10 років тому +32

    Even I got the chocolate factory joke, and I'm French ! Bitch please !

    • @countryhousemurder
      @countryhousemurder 9 років тому +3

      It's slang for anal sex. So basically Charlie's girlfriend has said they can have anal sex

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 8 років тому +8

      He's not asking for a deconstruction of the joke - he's lamenting how other people, who are probably native English speakers, don't get it

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan 10 років тому +6

    0:37 Oh he's F***ing furious :-).

  • @danielpetersen4123
    @danielpetersen4123 10 років тому +101

    1:04 Clarkson reference, you think?

  • @doesntmatter9996
    @doesntmatter9996 8 років тому +11

    Mr Toad, Ratty and Badger LMAO. Although badgers generally are fast.

  • @lacari0805
    @lacari0805 5 років тому +15

    I got a good one:
    “Then a scary dark figure emerged, with a big stomach, weird eyes and - oh no that’s Ramesh Ranganathan!”

  • @Lowdo1549
    @Lowdo1549 4 роки тому +6

    Chocolate factory had me howling

  • @ErikZarins
    @ErikZarins 4 роки тому +4

    My entry:
    “I have a question sir....how exactly am I alive and breathing without vital organs like you do every day....said Thomas The Tank Engine.”

  • @newperve
    @newperve 6 років тому +4

    Harriet the Spy realized what "enhanced interrogation" really meant.

  • @MrKinger1
    @MrKinger1 4 роки тому +5

    Hugh Dennis never laughs at the other comics joke the barb was right 🤣🤣

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven 10 років тому +5

    Despite Mr. Bump's protests, Howard Webb booked him for diving.

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 років тому

      IlGreven Christian Ronaldo yeah

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 8 років тому +9

    "Night, Night," said Old Mother Hubbard, before driving the shoe into the lake.

  • @UnkleRiceYo
    @UnkleRiceYo 5 років тому +7

    You can watch Andy get that chocolate factory joke in real time

  • @saucybackport
    @saucybackport 10 років тому +23

    if only bbc interns would read youtube comments they would find out that youtube doesn't like interlaced video

  • @jambajoojoo
    @jambajoojoo 7 років тому +8

    The Chocolat factory thoo

  • @tomon5598
    @tomon5598 5 років тому +5

    Can someone explain the Mr. Dizzy/Ms. Rascal joke?

    • @alexpettitt7337
      @alexpettitt7337 4 роки тому +3

      King of Conundrums type in dizzee rascal into the search bar

  • @epicskipper2489
    @epicskipper2489 3 роки тому +2

    daddy bear's was too big. baby bear's was too small. but the last plug just tickled her g spot :)

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 5 років тому +1

    The green eggs and ham joke

  • @bridieglover5105
    @bridieglover5105 7 років тому +3

    "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your back door in" said david cameron to the pig

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 років тому +2

    Do you like green eggs and ham? I just used green food coloring to make eggs and ham look like that.

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver 6 років тому

    This is one of the best ever!!

  • @brandongill2577
    @brandongill2577 3 роки тому +2

    I went to a butcher's shop to see if Peppa Pig was in.

  • @dins7
    @dins7 3 роки тому +1

    Peppa Pig went to the butchers, she never wanted to go back after she found out why her parents were missing.

  • @borednow
    @borednow 3 роки тому +2

    3:05 i dont get the mr tickles joke...

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 10 років тому +16

    My entry: Mr Tickle had really long arms that he got a job as a policeman. Hence, he got the nickname, "The Long Arm of the Law!"

    • @heapyhoo2225
      @heapyhoo2225 6 років тому +3

      Stephen Murphy dead

    • @bravonana10
      @bravonana10 6 років тому +3

      Stephen Murphy
      Unfunny to a startling degree

  • @RandomShinigami7
    @RandomShinigami7 10 років тому +32

    You know, it's during clips like these that I miss Frankie Boyle. Don't get me wrong, these guys are funny and all, but imagine the stuff Frankie could have come up with. Scratch that, imagine the stuff Frankie could have come up with that were also air-able. Is "air-able" a word? Whatever...

    • @tipsy634
      @tipsy634 4 роки тому

      No offemse to yourself from 5 years ago but everyone in the comments has a boner for frankie boyle and, to be frankie, i couldnt give less of a shit

  • @meatballguy1
    @meatballguy1 10 років тому +14

    What was the one with Charlie about? I didn't get the joke.

    • @olie0561
      @olie0561 8 років тому +1

      subscribe to my videos and like

    • @325133
      @325133 5 років тому +6

      @@olie0561 no, I'll dislike

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 2 роки тому

      You’ve probably either got it or forgotten now but it’s an anal joke. Dw I didn’t clock it at first LOL

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 Рік тому +1

      All it means is, it’s
      Not something that
      All women
      Like.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +1

    We’re going on a bear hunt? Oh no I can’t do that because I don’t hunt animals.

  • @AECEntertainment
    @AECEntertainment 6 років тому +3

    2:12 canOWL lol. Think he meant canal!!!!

  • @fizzypop8433
    @fizzypop8433 9 років тому +8

    My entry: and then the mummy said "GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

  • @idontlikeitproductions3509
    @idontlikeitproductions3509 4 роки тому +2

    What was Hugh’s Mark Cavendish one about?

    • @aslanilyayasa8146
      @aslanilyayasa8146 3 роки тому

      Mark Cavendish is a cyclist. I don't know much about cycling so I assume that the joke is about him always falling down

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 роки тому +1

    We’re going on a bear hunt
    We’re going to catch a big one
    What a beautiful day
    We’re not scared
    Uh oh...
    Three two one sing

  • @245thegreat
    @245thegreat 10 років тому

    fantastic

  • @ClaireDowling-x8e
    @ClaireDowling-x8e 6 років тому +5

    i don’t understand the charlie and the chocolate factory one???

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 10 років тому +4

    The chocolate factory joke was epic on a Frankie Boyle level!

  • @digitaldeathsquid3448
    @digitaldeathsquid3448 8 років тому +5

    My entry would simply be to inform people there's a children's book titled "Go The Fuck To Sleep" - and it has a sequel, "You Have To Fucking Eat"

  • @Lurker1979
    @Lurker1979 6 років тому +3

    The chocolate factory! lol So bad.

  • @gan9e
    @gan9e 10 років тому

    Tiffany Stevenson was well good... keep going love, need more of her... who was that bloke last week? teeth.. looked like a photo-fit picture that hadn't been finished?... anyway, I usually just watch for Dara & Hugh, but we need this kinda show but with more... I dunno.

    • @PhazChill
      @PhazChill 10 років тому +2

      I think you're going on about Rob Beckett.

  • @nublessed8993
    @nublessed8993 10 років тому +9

    Who's princess Monico of Kent

    • @alexanderpascoe3369
      @alexanderpascoe3369 10 років тому +11

      its a call back to a joke made earlier in the show

    • @nublessed8993
      @nublessed8993 10 років тому +1

      Alexander Pascoe thank you oh wise Alex

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG 9 років тому +14

      Gary screwed up the name of Princess Grace of Monaco and said Princess Monaco of Kent, and got made fun of it for part of that round then 3 more times in Scenes We'd Like to See by Tiffany, Josh, and Romesh.

  • @kyan3022
    @kyan3022 8 років тому +3

    can someone explain the charlie and the chocolate factory joke? I'm obviously missing something there, lol

    • @Luk317
      @Luk317 8 років тому +13

      Butt sex.
      Chocolate Factory.
      Anal.

  • @isabellaelie5266
    @isabellaelie5266 5 років тому +1

    1:43

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +2

    ''When the big hand touched the little hand at Neverland Ranch the kids new it was bedtime for them and Michael Jackson''

  • @gwennanwilliams5158
    @gwennanwilliams5158 7 років тому +3

    Tiffany is so funny

  • @annanSJ98
    @annanSJ98 Рік тому +1

    God I miss mock of the week 😅

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 4 роки тому +1

    Mr. Dizzy?

    • @booksandyarniness
      @booksandyarniness 3 роки тому

      Mr. Dizzy and Ms. Rascal? Referring to Dizzee Rascal, a UK rapper.

  • @matthewm3769
    @matthewm3769 8 років тому +1

    1:50 explain pls?

    • @hxoxo2224
      @hxoxo2224 3 роки тому +1

      4 years later hello 😭😭 dizzee rascal the artist

  • @christopherbennett5858
    @christopherbennett5858 8 років тому +30

    My entry: "One day, My Naughty Little Sister decided to cut open the cable to see how they worked. I don't have a naughty little sister anymore.

    • @Doodle52
      @Doodle52 7 років тому +3

      sounds like a joke Frankie Boyle would say :)

  • @ankavoskuilen1725
    @ankavoskuilen1725 3 роки тому +1

    0:30 if it was the other way around they would say it was racist.

  • @jameswoodward3236
    @jameswoodward3236 5 років тому +1

    1:03 hehehe

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 3 роки тому +1

    1:52 I don't get it.

    • @Keston1302
      @Keston1302 3 роки тому

      It's a joke about the rapper Dizzee Rascal

  • @mark-ish
    @mark-ish 5 років тому +2

    BBC.
    Like how you hide Tiffany's name at the end. 🤭
    One is too many, right 🙄

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 місяці тому

    The Book of Good Manners
    Who the heck cares, everyone’s lost their common courtesy anyway

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 10 років тому +2

    My entry: "Hello! I'm Tigger! Tigger Woods!"

    • @heapyhoo2225
      @heapyhoo2225 6 років тому

      Stephen Murphy you have the shittest jokes

  • @jonblackk
    @jonblackk 3 роки тому +1

    Pls the chocolate factory joke. Explain

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 Рік тому

      It's an anagram of the name "Alan" 😉

  • @gan9e
    @gan9e 10 років тому

    It's nice this show, lost it's teeth a bit when Frankie left, Andy does the best job now, of course you can't knock Hugh, always good... more of him, get in Steve Hughes, you need more mock... less weak stuff.

  • @peteroscarson1188
    @peteroscarson1188 5 років тому +3

    Tiff Stevenson is a very attractive woman (and funny to)

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 3 роки тому +1

    The chocolate factory 😆😂🤣

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 3 роки тому

    you'd think the BBC could get their fields right.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому

    if not Josh then Russell, if not Russell then Frankie.
    butt if Josh did this on his own? oh my, I'm stunned, in the words of Lorraine Kelly, I always thought of him as a wee twinkly person, even on the Last Leg.

  • @YeastGT
    @YeastGT 7 років тому +1

    The people moved towards the jungle but it wasn't for mogli it was the RSPCA

  • @robedwards56
    @robedwards56 8 років тому +1

    i dont get josh widdecombes joke about charlie and the choc?

    • @robedwards56
      @robedwards56 8 років тому +2

      ugh, we live in such a disgusting age,

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +1

      @@robedwards56 you poor prudes, your kind are dying out. it used to be be a fashion to be pious and prude, about 150 years ago, today, you all need to read your Bible and stick with Matthew 6 : 1.

  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 6 років тому +2

    everyone was disgusted by the charlie and the chocolate factory joke....XDDDD

  • @YeastGT
    @YeastGT 7 років тому +1

    Romesh vs josh

  • @ChrisTomson
    @ChrisTomson 9 років тому

    Fuck sake, this show has gone downhill...

    • @olie0561
      @olie0561 8 років тому

      so this comment 😅😅😅😅

  • @ifandafydd7432
    @ifandafydd7432 10 років тому +3

    That juvenile Delaney just isn't funny. How he gets booked for anything is just beyond me.