Professor Clemmons Cutting Mat

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  • Опубліковано 17 січ 2013
  • The aforementioned resident of Arkham known as "Mr." Clemmons has now been confirmed to be the same Professor W. E. Clemmons of Miskatonic University. This video was recently uncovered among his work. I will keep you update as more information is released to me.
    Professor W. E. Clemmons: / professor.w.e.clemmons
    Cthulhu Cult: / realcthulhucult
    Ephemeral Rift: / ephemeralrift1
    E.R.'s Twitter: / ephemeralrift
    E.R.'s ASMR Gaming channel: / ephemeralriftgames
    E.R. & Son's Gaming Channel: / nuggetandfry
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  • @scpanzor
    @scpanzor 4 роки тому +55

    I still come back to this video even after all this time. One of my all time favorites.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  4 роки тому +33

      Appreciate it.

    • @fallschannel4331
      @fallschannel4331 10 місяців тому +1

      @@EphemeralRiftwhy did you come back 3 years to say that

    • @another_random_ace8820
      @another_random_ace8820 9 місяців тому +4

      @@fallschannel4331Why did YOU come after 3 years to say this?

    • @oceanic9348
      @oceanic9348 4 місяці тому

      @@another_random_ace8820Why did YOU come back after 3 years to say that

    • @another_random_ace8820
      @another_random_ace8820 4 місяці тому

      @@oceanic9348 I was paid to by an elusive higher power

  • @claytonhanson6438
    @claytonhanson6438 8 років тому +184

    Due to an extremely unfortunate mishap evolving his wife Margaret and son Corvus, Mr. Clemmons mind fractured. Unable to deal with the repercussions of his actions, Mr. Clemmons became 4 people. The eccentric one, Corvus D. Clemmons, the caring one, Margaret, and the infallible one, Professor Clemmons. The original Mr. Clemmons was locked away, in room 333.

    • @claytonhanson6438
      @claytonhanson6438 8 років тому +2

      *involving

    • @cthult7856
      @cthult7856 8 років тому +3

      0.0 No, not Corvus.... anything but Corvus... he was..

    • @cthult7856
      @cthult7856 8 років тому +2

      Awesome theory thingie btw but Corvus must be real.... right? Why is there a light and a dark?

    • @SamFisherify
      @SamFisherify 8 років тому +12

      +Sarah Bonser According to Professor Clemmons, Corvus is his brother. But this is really interesting.

    • @TheSundanceKidWatson
      @TheSundanceKidWatson 6 років тому +4

      So basically the rift was Mr Clemmons own mind prisoning him and taking up other characters?

  • @james2ndchannel930
    @james2ndchannel930 10 років тому +89

    Goddamn you're good at acting.

  • @paulsavage6095
    @paulsavage6095 10 років тому +62

    Dude, what a nice cutting mat. I'm so jelly!

  • @wiseguyfred4917
    @wiseguyfred4917 9 років тому +74

    Instead of "Jacob, get off the Xbox", it's now, "Clemmon's, let go of the cutting mat."

    • @shawnyboi8633
      @shawnyboi8633 8 років тому

      This legitness made me laugh so hard I cried I just imagined him sitting on the floor, in fetle position not letting go 😂

  • @NonxHuman
    @NonxHuman 9 років тому +70

    This is what fetal position sounds like.

  • @biocreepypasta583
    @biocreepypasta583 10 років тому +46

    Good drinking game: Every time he says "Clemmons" you take a shot

    • @MyHamburgerIsWet
      @MyHamburgerIsWet 10 років тому +42

      I feel like that's a great way to end up with alcohol poisoning.

    • @BootboysnHarleys
      @BootboysnHarleys 4 роки тому +1

      Ryu Zane Fucking great way to get alcohol poisoning. I took a shot every time I won a match of Battlefield V with my friends... I kept drinking more tho and ended with AP the next day.. not very fun.

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss 6 років тому +76

    • Here we are introduced to 'Mr' Clemmons
    • He is confirmed to also be Professor W. E Clemmons
    • Clemmons works/worked at Miskatonic University.
    • Uploader is unsure of the background of the video.
    • Subject seems to be having an episode where they have to repeat statements over and over. Also switching into a doctor like persona, instructing Clemmons on what to do.
    • The cutting mat is very important to the subject.
    • Clemmons does not know where is wife is.
    • Wife is presumed to be Margret who he yells "No!" to during his episode.
    • Seems to be two different doctor personas, one with a calm voice one with a high pitches raspy voice.
    • "What do you want to know about my child"
    • He met Margret in a pool.
    • Rocking to self sooth.
    • Attachment to one object along with erratic behaviour pictured in this video points to a recent trauma.
    • Clemmons buried Margret. He presumably also killed her.
    • His sons location is unknown.

  • @HeatherFeatherASMR
    @HeatherFeatherASMR 11 років тому +57

    Do you know I adore your videos, ER? Cause I do. Don't be frightened. Don't be frightened. It's all going to be okay. :P

    • @hamosac7588
      @hamosac7588 3 роки тому +2

      Whaaaaaaat!? I had no clue that you enjoyed ER 7 years ago! This is super neat.

    • @cheesebooba
      @cheesebooba 3 роки тому

      crazy.

    • @spoons7603
      @spoons7603 3 роки тому

      Wow I never saw this

    • @sebASMR
      @sebASMR 3 роки тому

      Signature of respect!

  • @mcivor_
    @mcivor_ 10 років тому +96

    Try this for a crazy asmr experience..
    1. Open 2 windows with this video.
    2. Play first video.
    3. Play second video at around 30 seconds.
    4. Open new window with Ephemeral Rift's The Ritual.
    5. Listen to all three playing at the same time.
    6. Enjoy the tinkles!

    • @KibaxXx94
      @KibaxXx94 10 років тому +1

      My name is- My name is Mr. Clemmons xD

    • @iegemboy
      @iegemboy 9 років тому +1

      wow dude what a trippy feeling i had :P

    • @ShrekBarrett
      @ShrekBarrett 9 років тому +30

      Enjoy the tinkles

    • @mcivor_
      @mcivor_ 7 років тому +2

      ;)

    • @MacaqueStinx
      @MacaqueStinx 6 років тому +1

      Ross McIvor The "tinkles", eh?

  • @shanticornell377
    @shanticornell377 8 років тому +49

    This looks and sounds like how my anxiety feels and I find that very cool and interesting. I'm pretty late to this but thanks for the great vid Em.

    • @gracejenkins3826
      @gracejenkins3826 6 років тому +1

      Shanti Cornell So happy I'm not the only one who relates this to how Anxiety can feel

    • @matt8043
      @matt8043 4 роки тому

      For me it reminds me of the night terrors ihad awhile back the behavior is very similar

    • @koobadoo9761
      @koobadoo9761 Рік тому

      Very late

  • @Unorthodox2049
    @Unorthodox2049 7 років тому +11

    I'd love this somehow tying in to the current lore by you making a new video about this "insane" clemmons

  • @adrientheturtlekid7085
    @adrientheturtlekid7085 6 років тому +4

    "What is your name, mr. clemmons"
    -E.R

  • @raynekingsly9302
    @raynekingsly9302 6 років тому +10

    Just noticed these arent yawns but breaks in his mental state, we call them "silent screams" or i do atleast. Its what ive known them as, usually when a personality takes over, their mental stabilty snaps or they are having difficulties much like mr.clemmons

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому

      So we do this and had no idea there was language for them
      Cool!
      Also there’s no acceptable place to scream in modern society and that vexes me

    • @flowersbloom4262
      @flowersbloom4262 Рік тому

      Happens to me during panic attacks, which can look uncomfortably like this. My god this footage is amazing. (I understand it’s performance but it’s excellent.)

  • @blobofdespair
    @blobofdespair 9 років тому +23

    This performance is incredible!

  • @LazloTheGhoul
    @LazloTheGhoul Рік тому +2

    Please please make another one of these please. I've watched you for years, even messaged you after my mom's cancer thanking you. But I always come back to this

  • @JoshuaKujo
    @JoshuaKujo 8 років тому +22

    I find it funny how when you search "cutting mat", this is the fifth result.

  • @evanputras2275
    @evanputras2275 8 років тому +23

    this is me before a meeting with my boss

  • @onyxvoiceacting9520
    @onyxvoiceacting9520 8 років тому +32

    Er, you're such a good actor, man. I was feeling legitimate sympathy for this make believe character. You and Dr. Tingles ASMR are my favorite ASMR UA-camrs. ((Though I've been immune to the Asmr tingles for a very very long time.))

  • @GasolineDiamondJD
    @GasolineDiamondJD 9 років тому +39

    Ephemeral Rift, you are a phenomenal actor, have you ever thought about taking a career in that?
    Anyway, amazing video, I absolutely loved the insanity you displayed so well, and the tapping was nice ^_^

  • @mcivor_
    @mcivor_ 11 років тому +8

    The "yawning" is a form of nervous twitch were other people might bite their nails or twiddle thumbs, his is just more obvious. Not usually a sign of pain.

  • @tn-ty6zr
    @tn-ty6zr 8 років тому +25

    WOW! Shocking revelation about Margaret! I've been a fan and sub for a few months now and this genuinely surprised me! Well played Uncle E!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  8 років тому +17

      +nixenui haha, well thank you! ;)

  • @ThePhilosopher
    @ThePhilosopher 2 роки тому +2

    Aftee so many years I once again come back to this video. It was the first one i saw and I was intrigued immediately.
    The mixture between the relatively calm video/audio and the obviously distressed/nervous "Mr Clemmons", the slow and fragmented "storytelling". Even if Paul probably just turned it black and white to make it look interesting, it reduced the visual information, drawing the focus towards the audio.
    This is definitely ART.

  • @TheInfectedShroom
    @TheInfectedShroom 8 років тому +16

    Really wish I knew what order these videos were in! If it's the order of the playlist then I'm still confused haha

  • @DeftDop6667281
    @DeftDop6667281 9 років тому +53

    So its Clemmons in the room 333 video?

    • @Arktriam
      @Arktriam 9 років тому +3

      Yes!

    • @logansisco567
      @logansisco567 9 років тому +3

      DeftDop6667281 i'm not 100% sure if he's professor clemmons in Room 333 but there's a lot of evidence that points to it

    • @bread1010
      @bread1010 8 років тому +1

      +Logan Sisco It says in the description he is a resident of Arkham.

    • @OpinionatedAussie
      @OpinionatedAussie 8 років тому

      +Logan Sisco ...like what?

    • @logansisco567
      @logansisco567 8 років тому +7

      John Doe like the fact that both of them have a wife, Margaret, and a child, both of their Margarets have died and somehow come back, they both do the cutting mat thing, and he suddenly goes into the Professor Clemmons voice in this segment. This is just what I could name off the top of my head.

  • @ajrob341972
    @ajrob341972 10 років тому +5

    This video holds a special place in my heart. About a year ago I started watching ASMR videos and this was my introduction into your videos ER. This was the very first of yours I ever watched, many more were soon to follow. Keep it up.

  • @darcilyn1982
    @darcilyn1982 7 років тому +6

    I know this is an old video but oh my God you are an excellent actor! This sent chills up and down my spine. You should win an Oscar for your work

  • @maybenodyarg
    @maybenodyarg 10 років тому +13

    Maybe he's having war flashbacks. He was just a kid, his last name was Clemmons' and he had a cutting mat. Little Clemmons' says "I am Mr. Clemmons, do you want to see my cutting mat?" to the bad guys. The bad guys try to stab him and the cutting mat saves him. Now he's traumatized and he can only repeat the event in words. The silent screaming he is doing was his reacting to the stab attempts.
    NOTE: This is just a theory.

  • @JordanStricklandRacing
    @JordanStricklandRacing 8 років тому +4

    He posted this almost 3 years ago and it's still my favorite video of him

  • @Sadonyx
    @Sadonyx 4 роки тому +2

    This is actually a masterpiece

  • @milthethrill
    @milthethrill 10 років тому +16

    10:00-10:31 touching moment

  • @wilhelmu
    @wilhelmu 10 років тому +12

    Not sure if Clemmons...

  • @titaniumoddity4699
    @titaniumoddity4699 8 років тому +6

    I love the lore behind your characters. It's so awesome ;)

    • @titaniumoddity4699
      @titaniumoddity4699 8 років тому

      I can just imagine one of your family members walking in to the room when you are recording lol

  • @KibaxXx94
    @KibaxXx94 10 років тому +7

    mr. clemmons, what is that in your hands?

  • @AsplundhFamily
    @AsplundhFamily 11 років тому +1

    The best thing about your videos is that they don't only give me tingles, they also keep me entertained. Mr. Clemmons is amazing.

  • @benjamim8046
    @benjamim8046 2 роки тому +3

    One of my favourite asmr vids, idk why I find it so relaxing, as it is a little unsettling but, fact remains I enjoy it, and it has me coming back regularly for more. Great stuff ER 👍🏻✌🏻

    • @benjamim8046
      @benjamim8046 2 роки тому

      (Just so intriguing, makes you want to know why he’s like that and what happened, who he’s talking to, ect,)

  • @goldentoparican788
    @goldentoparican788 9 років тому +6

    Fun fact: The guy from room 333 is Clemens

  • @Grooth
    @Grooth 9 місяців тому +1

    My favorite ASMR video of all time. It's been so long I get a sense of nostalgia now when I watch this. I really still think it holds up. I miss when this weird ASMR/Performance art was being explored for the first time way back when. Such an interesting little slice of art. This was one of the first ASMR videos to begin introducing a "universe" of shared characters and storytelling. "Why don't you dig her up, where you buried her" Such a great line and reveal.

  • @SinkingZabra
    @SinkingZabra 11 років тому

    This is definitely one of my favorite ASMR videos. All of the Professor Clemmons videos, really.

  • @JoshJNYC
    @JoshJNYC 11 років тому

    My entire head starts tingling the second any of your videos start playing and it doesn't' stop until after it's over...you are a freaking ASMR wizard!

  • @Anton_the_Vampire
    @Anton_the_Vampire 7 років тому +8

    This was actually quite difficult to watch. It made me rather sad, and just wanting to hug you. :(

  • @zackrivelli3410
    @zackrivelli3410 11 років тому +2

    I'm waiting for him to say 'I'm Mr.Cutting Mat and this is my Clemmons."

  • @CubeJello
    @CubeJello 11 років тому +1

    This just made me feel bad for him :( especially when he smiles at the end and says "it was nice meeting you...goodbye"

  • @OpinionatedAussie
    @OpinionatedAussie 9 років тому

    This is one of my favourites of yours Uncle E, great work! :D

  • @lanethomas6753
    @lanethomas6753 10 років тому +13

    Nobody appreciates this kind of meanness if you pressed on the video you watch it you don't complain about a video you decided to watch. THIS IS ART AND ITS AMAZING you guys are just jealous. Don't worry about these kind of people Uncle E their just jealous

  • @amarillograce
    @amarillograce 9 років тому +1

    Please please please make another video like this and the nap time one. Those are my two favorite videos you have made

  • @RobertRodriguez1990
    @RobertRodriguez1990 11 років тому +1

    Jesus Christ. I was trying to fall asleep but ended up watching the whole thing. My new favorite asmr vid. You never cease to amaze me. Love the last minute of the vid especially

  • @katiesullins216
    @katiesullins216 10 років тому +1

    This is absolutely awesome work man.

  • @ListenWriteRead
    @ListenWriteRead 11 років тому

    Seriously, these are so good. It's like a plot in your ASMR videos.

  • @moodyfeverdream
    @moodyfeverdream 11 років тому

    you never cease to amaze me with your creativity.
    mr. clemmons' repetition and humming are lulling me to sleep. so, so relaxing.

  • @trageek
    @trageek 11 років тому

    This is great! I love the character, the concept and the audio.
    Very intimate and great for triggering asmr!

  • @matt8043
    @matt8043 4 роки тому +1

    Years ago I used to have night terrors this is basically how for a few minutes I would act reassessing my surroundings just repeating phrases or repeating what I saw around myself

    • @matt8043
      @matt8043 2 роки тому

      @nwo detox it's not

    • @matt8043
      @matt8043 2 роки тому

      @nwo detox it's not a blank I'm very spiritually open minded and 2 you don't know me or my mental medical history at the time I was in a stressful situation I was 11 and taking sleeping meds that caused them I got off them and better managed stress and they stopped now go awe

    • @matt8043
      @matt8043 2 роки тому

      @nwo detox people like you are the degration of society I bet you take a priest to someone with epilepsy

    • @matt8043
      @matt8043 2 роки тому

      @nwo detox ok

  • @StoicListener
    @StoicListener 11 років тому

    You are my favourite youtuber. Seeing new activity from you makes me happy!

  • @breadvacuum4224
    @breadvacuum4224 10 років тому +6

    mr clemons, have a seat

  • @floggingmolly82694
    @floggingmolly82694 11 років тому +1

    Wow, you have such incredible talent. To be able to keep yourself within character and do ASMR is astonishing.

  • @Hhhhhhho517
    @Hhhhhhho517 2 роки тому

    Crazy to think I’ve been watching you for close to 10 years now

  • @thegusmanwinduspmpod535
    @thegusmanwinduspmpod535 11 років тому

    You've become my favorite asmr-er. All your videos are hella creative, and totally strays from the normal "Eye exam" or "cranial nerve exam" that everyone does lol

  • @lenneonme
    @lenneonme 11 років тому

    I really love your videos as Mr. Clemmons; I just find him so interesting! (and the sound so relaxing.) I hope to see more of him soon!

  • @biruburu
    @biruburu 11 років тому +1

    This is oddly relaxing- at the same time it would not be out of place from a Silent HIll game cutscene- there are parts i remember where there's whispering and static and clicking sounds- and this reminded me so much of it. I LOVE your asmr vids btw, you are someone i regularly frequent for ASMR goodness.

  • @JackWelsh34
    @JackWelsh34 11 років тому

    Your videos are always the best and the most relaxing. Thanks a lot!

  • @squid53214
    @squid53214 11 років тому

    This was strange, somewhat disturbing, but very relaxing and original! Thank you for the upload!

  • @TV616
    @TV616 11 років тому

    I love your immersive character roleplays

  • @kikikyami
    @kikikyami 11 років тому

    I was listening to your video on the background while I was doing some work on my computer. And I could swear I was listening to a conversation between 3 people :) Im impressed! *replay*

  • @soundlyrelaxed
    @soundlyrelaxed 11 років тому +1

    Wow. This is incredible.
    I love this "hidden" personality you've created for him.
    "hidden" because he seems to act normal in front of others,
    especially when he's with clients/subjects.
    Your art and creativity amazes me.

  • @StereoBreedMedia
    @StereoBreedMedia 11 років тому

    Dude, you are such a good actor. Coming from a director by profession, that really was awesome. If I was casting a crazy person, you would definitely have the part.

  • @rbproduksjon
    @rbproduksjon 11 років тому

    you're a good actor, man:) thank you for making different asmr videos

  • @SacredMagic13679
    @SacredMagic13679 11 років тому

    I've been subscribed to your channel for months now. This is a particular gem amidst the brilliance of your craft. Thanks for the sleep soundtrack.
    P.S. Any chance of a return of the Hobbit readings (or any fantasy novel)? Your reading was very soothing.

  • @RhinoAts51
    @RhinoAts51 11 років тому

    Great work, interesting on more than one level. I bet you take a lot of time putting these together.
    But its also funny! Not sure if that is intended, but the humor is great, good acting.

  • @ImOnShrooms1997
    @ImOnShrooms1997 11 років тому +3

    Well kinda, its apart of the vestigial reflex. A reflex left over from we were very hairy. When we heard, felt, perceived, something in the air our hair would stand on end like an animals would to make ourselves seem bigger to the would-be threat. ASMR just defines the feeling of pleasure experienced when we are in an environment where we know what is real and what is coming through the headset. We get the automatic goosebump effect because we hear something and the automatic trigger engages

  • @jackmichaels8387
    @jackmichaels8387 11 років тому +1

    For people who might not know, the illness being portrayed is an advanced extreme case of paranoid schizophrenia, mixed with bipolar and split personality disorder

  • @CloiuFace
    @CloiuFace 11 років тому

    Mr.Clemmons needs a short film... This was so interesting!

  • @Desire4PyroClem
    @Desire4PyroClem 11 років тому +1

    "YOU SHOW THEM THE GOD DAMN MAT."

  • @haydeen6535
    @haydeen6535 3 роки тому +1

    So is this before or after he was patient 333 chronologically?

  • @Royqq
    @Royqq 11 років тому

    That was amazing! You are the weirdest and best ASMR creator in youtube.

  • @abhishekh1994
    @abhishekh1994 11 років тому

    Agreed. ER is the only ASMR channel that I actually -watch-.

  • @CowboyPete
    @CowboyPete 11 років тому

    I never get why people say your videos are disturbing, I find them very creative and interesting..

  • @kylecrayton7493
    @kylecrayton7493 9 років тому +1

    Wow watching all his new stuff he looks so different in this vid

  • @fish.bonesss
    @fish.bonesss 3 роки тому +1

    The origins of perfessor clemons! This seems like it was when he was starting to go insane. Because his body was copied by neolarthotep. Soon after this he was admitted into the Sanitarium and neolarthotep took his place as co. owner. The lore of the rift verse is so cool and I love exploring it and making new theorys!

  • @Wourghk
    @Wourghk 11 років тому

    This is much too sad for relaxation, but I do enjoy the acting and glimpse into the character's history. Very interesting stuff, man.

  • @FredrichNietzsche25
    @FredrichNietzsche25 11 років тому

    You should do a series on Mr.Clemmon's history

  • @LongHoodKW
    @LongHoodKW 11 років тому

    Between the Zombie survivor dude and Mr. Clemmons, you could do a whole SERIES of how things happened, and how they are now!

  • @stehmer3
    @stehmer3 11 років тому

    Makes me appreciate the effort even more - somehow!

  • @Zooseyboy
    @Zooseyboy 11 років тому

    Awesome work man!

  • @Qzarz
    @Qzarz 7 років тому

    This was the first video I ever saw from you

  • @Lazoraz
    @Lazoraz 11 років тому

    This is the first time I've had nonstop tingles.

  • @TheZombiecollision
    @TheZombiecollision 11 років тому

    You Sir , Are Madly Creative !

  • @LOTAMAGOs
    @LOTAMAGOs 11 років тому

    This must have been fun to make.

  • @FireMedicSkully
    @FireMedicSkully 11 років тому

    This is awesome! You need to be in the acting field sir.

  • @spoons7603
    @spoons7603 3 роки тому +1

    Visiting an old friend in 2020

  • @parasuizid
    @parasuizid 11 років тому

    You would have been a great patient in Briarcliff (American Horror Story, in case you know that series. ;) ) Please keep up the good work, you're soothing me during my stressful job.

  • @CheerfulPie
    @CheerfulPie 11 років тому

    Far too interesting for me to relax and get tingled, but I loved the heck out of this video!

  • @Whisperingfisherman
    @Whisperingfisherman 11 років тому

    You would be great at making (well you ARE great at) making those creepy short films that students make for events that are bizarre, many would say this is creepy, but if you think about it, this is genius! :D

  • @BiasedGuy123
    @BiasedGuy123 11 років тому

    I'm still waiting to see that cutting mat.

  • @fitzyakamcsyke
    @fitzyakamcsyke 11 років тому

    Do you have a playlist of all your clemmons videos mate?

  • @AhmedT210
    @AhmedT210 10 років тому

    I'm sensing a Gollum/Smeagol sort of a pairing with like an interviewer sort of character in between them...? Hmmm... Either way, great job!

  • @AchPhoenix
    @AchPhoenix 11 років тому

    Is that movement meant as yawns or signs of pain?

  • @BCatsZ
    @BCatsZ 11 років тому

    You remind me of Gustavo Thomas.
    Anyway, keep up the good work!
    And a very nice cutting mat you have there ;)

  • @LeDiskoLove99
    @LeDiskoLove99 11 років тому

    Excellent actor you are sir! Fascinating to watch, acting or not haha.

  • @TheSkateRoom
    @TheSkateRoom 11 років тому

    The cutting mat represents his life story and he shows it to you by telling you about his childhood

  • @abhishekh1994
    @abhishekh1994 11 років тому

    Just because someone finds something disturbing, doesn't mean they think it's uncreative or uninteresting.