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  • @MistaHahn117
    @MistaHahn117 10 років тому +3046

    You know a movie's bad if they made a scene of attempted suicide unintentionally hilarious...

    • @bukay5861
      @bukay5861 10 років тому +190

      Oh this bottle says "press down and turn"? I'll never figure this out, damn

    • @joshisonwheels
      @joshisonwheels 10 років тому +71

      Or who knows, considering what she did earlier in the movie, maybe they intended for it to be funny.

    • @mintymag4227
      @mintymag4227 10 років тому +210

      ***** "you can just block them. It took me forever to figure that out"
      "Oh I never thought of that"
      That little exchange makes me want to agree with you.

    • @justinstark5732
      @justinstark5732 7 років тому +11

      Who made it funnier in your opinion: ground hog dog, edge of tomorrow, the happening or this

    • @nonono3nono
      @nonono3nono 7 років тому +2

      You have 666 likes. Congrats.

  • @theponydalek7923
    @theponydalek7923 6 років тому +4842

    She can't open a child proof lock, and you gave her a computer.

    • @tObito687
      @tObito687 6 років тому +379

      *She can't open a child proof lock, and you let her leave the house.*

    • @ironnoah9461
      @ironnoah9461 6 років тому +68

      L O G I C

    • @TorraShinjiro17
      @TorraShinjiro17 6 років тому +49

      oh god this made me laugh harder than it should. thanks I needed a good laugh

    • @jetmcgee4218
      @jetmcgee4218 6 років тому +61

      Give her a fucking crayon we'll work to multiple crayons then maybe paper

    • @TorraShinjiro17
      @TorraShinjiro17 6 років тому +14

      @@jetmcgee4218
      yea
      baby steps :p

  • @taffysaur
    @taffysaur 9 років тому +4753

    _"... And adults can't see it because it's happening online..."_
    Little known fact; anyone over the age of 25 can't see the internet. It just appears as a blank screen.
    It's sort of like colour blindness and sort of like a vampire's relationship to a mirror.

    • @kendaar9002
      @kendaar9002 9 років тому +481

      Mychael Darklighter and those under 25 cant get the cap off

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 7 років тому +6

      .

    • @Kaylacreatingchaos
      @Kaylacreatingchaos 7 років тому +46

      Mychael Darklighter my dad and mom have told me this... but I didn't think it was true. So I can say whatever the fuck I want on the internet and they can't see?! 😲

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 7 років тому +106

      How can the internet be real if our eyes aren't real?

    • @Faelyke
      @Faelyke 7 років тому +39

      OH NO I ONLY HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT!

  • @Hoovinoyse
    @Hoovinoyse 6 років тому +5019

    In the words of my middle school counselor when we watched this in class “If the depressed kids are laughing at the suicide scene then the movie’s prolly bad.”

    • @steviecopeland
      @steviecopeland 5 років тому +554

      We watched this a couple years ago in one of those bullying seminars and me and my friends (whom everyone knows are not the happiest people) were *cackling* .

    • @dannywaving
      @dannywaving 5 років тому +648

      Hey if it got depressed kids to laugh for a bit that's a small albeit unintentional win

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 5 років тому +111

      Wow. You probably have one of the best counselors ever.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 5 років тому +47

      dannywaving Task failed succesfully

    • @Barbara_Please
      @Barbara_Please 5 років тому +85

      I laughed at the suicide scene lmfao. "I CaNt gEt tHe cAp oFf" 😂😂

  • @sothatsdevintart2562
    @sothatsdevintart2562 6 років тому +3220

    Honestly my favorite character is the brother because he gives as much of a shit as I do about this goddamn movie.

    • @canse4
      @canse4 6 років тому +408

      "How should I know, Im grounded?"

    • @chrishansen8119
      @chrishansen8119 6 років тому +77

      @Dillon Sudduth Are you the best wasnt "I can't get the cap off"

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 6 років тому +54

      My response to everything is "How should I know?"

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 6 років тому +28

      What about the gay guy?

    • @psychetitan3529
      @psychetitan3529 5 років тому +66

      He probably knew his sister was trying to kill herself and to give the finger to his mom for grounding him, he just says "How should I know, I'm Grounded." Only good that came out of the movie.

  • @WrathOfJigglypuff
    @WrathOfJigglypuff 9 років тому +2847

    'For other people that couldn't get the cap off' - Funniest line fuckin' ever.

    • @Terrirenee92
      @Terrirenee92 9 років тому +8

      ikr

    • @Anijah2001
      @Anijah2001 7 років тому +15

      WrathOfJigglypuff she is really fucking dumb but it was really that funny lol

    • @michaelbronder9147
      @michaelbronder9147 7 років тому +70

      Please give a moment of silence for whoever did get the cap off...

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 7 років тому +3

      WrathOfJigglypuff i died

    • @TheoneandonlyDrops
      @TheoneandonlyDrops 7 років тому +8

      I ALSO HAVE TROUBLE GETTING THE CAPS OF ;p

  • @negima1276
    @negima1276 9 років тому +631

    This feels like a movie about teenagers on the Internet, written by someone whose never met a teenager or used the Internet

  • @leafdog2714
    @leafdog2714 5 років тому +2291

    "WHERES TAYLOR SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HERSELF!!"
    "how should i know im grounded"

    • @Smallestpenis
      @Smallestpenis 5 років тому +211

      Robert Aiello “ and I’ll be honest, I kinda want her to do it”

    • @mrinternetguy3625
      @mrinternetguy3625 5 років тому +78

      I don't know what's wrong with me but this made me laugh out loud.

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 5 років тому +105

      Hahaha “I’m grounded so I can’t interact with my sister”

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 5 років тому +8

      Isaac Okugbo you aren’t alone my dude

    • @goonlander
      @goonlander 5 років тому +45

      Eric gives no fucks, just like his I feel about this goddamn movie

  • @na5794
    @na5794 6 років тому +2208

    So to add to the “CANT GET THE CAP OFF”; the pills she was going to down, were tylenol.
    MAYBE it she took the whole bottle she’d O.D, but considering she couldnt even get the cap off, i dont think she could even swallow a handful without breaking an ankle.

    • @Cyn_Rose
      @Cyn_Rose 6 років тому +145

      So while bored I thought it'd be odd for it to be tylenol because I see white and red. So after not finding a medication that fits that specific pattern I screenshotted the video on the frame with the pills cranked up the saturation because the whole scene looked muted and the pills where infact blue red and white tylenol. So then I wondered how much would kill a person; 15000mg is the amount not to overdose but isn't likely survivable for a average person seeing as she is in good shape figure it should be fine. Now the big question was; how many pills would she have to take, assuming she went with extra strength tylenol of 500mg per pill it comes out to 30 pills. So how many come in a basic extra strength bottle like 200. So she technically assuming I didn't miss anything could have had enough tylenol to kill her, her mom, and her friend. Clearly she has less then 200; I counted 26 pills in frame so assuming there is 4 outside of frame she'd of had to eat the entire bottle. Honestly I am kinda surprised it was tylenol I thought for sure it would be something more lethal.

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 6 років тому +51

      lewrick L I know about medicine (dad’s a pharmacist) and Tylenol won’t kill you. It’ll fuck you up,but other than that you’ll survive

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 6 років тому +29

      Nick de windt Agreed. Good points. It’ll cost her tons of pain and suffering but she’ll survive as long as she takes care of herself with medical care.

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 6 років тому +10

      Nick de windt Extremely True. God knows what 15,000 can do to anyone

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 5 років тому +2

      Pathetic.

  • @nado100
    @nado100 7 років тому +844

    "lets make a movie about teenagers"
    "what agers?"
    "teenagers, you know what teenagers are right?"
    "oh, yeah of course i do"
    then this movie was made

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 7 років тому +51

      And four years later, Life is Strange was born

    • @callingthevoid
      @callingthevoid 6 років тому +12

      @@bearpuns5910 You mean Sad Lesbian Simulator™ ??

    • @thesmartone8149
      @thesmartone8149 5 років тому

      “what-agers” XD

  • @domcarter2327
    @domcarter2327 10 років тому +2681

    "EH! I can't get this cap off!" What did you expect her to do? Help you?

    • @ThisGuy755
      @ThisGuy755 10 років тому +275

      I would of gladly helped her

    • @jrmunro111
      @jrmunro111 10 років тому +90

      ThisGuy755 would have.

    • @ThisGuy755
      @ThisGuy755 10 років тому +8

      Qmoo Javfan Calm down mate

    • @ThisGuy755
      @ThisGuy755 10 років тому +12

      Qmoo Javfan sorrybabypleasehavemercy

    • @chavezkainil
      @chavezkainil 10 років тому +79

      Qmoo Javfan Stop this cyberbullying at once!

  • @zacharyvangrack5424
    @zacharyvangrack5424 5 років тому +479

    "What did you do?! Now I can't kill myself because the pills fell on the floor and the floor is dirty! The germs could kill me!"

  • @theblackkoopa2329
    @theblackkoopa2329 7 років тому +891

    "Block em', took me damn ages to figure out."
    What?

    • @ravencroft3605
      @ravencroft3605 6 років тому +106

      TheBlackKoopa232 yes it’s so difficult it took me years to master the art of blocking users that are offending me whoo.

    • @Hu-kun
      @Hu-kun 6 років тому +22

      Too bad they're too busy trying to kick people, than blocking. Offense over defense.

  • @coffee5736
    @coffee5736 6 років тому +1149

    The moment when the climax of the movie depends on her ability to use the child safety lock is the moment when you know the movie was an intentional joke.

  • @shadowthekelpie5147
    @shadowthekelpie5147 7 років тому +2846

    If someone actually made a video like that, with a bad cardboard mask and all, they'd get bullied way harder then the target.

    • @simpywimps4578
      @simpywimps4578 6 років тому +8

      Same

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 6 років тому +33

      Kelly C. You're not wrong

    • @simpywimps4578
      @simpywimps4578 6 років тому +197

      Just heading up to a fucking staples employee and going “oh yeah i need a cardboard print out of this girls face” “um why do you need a big cardboard print out for some girl’s face” “uh its just for a birthday party” “okay....”

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin 6 років тому +9

      I'm Obama and I'm taking your money to kill babies!

    • @phantomshitter5049
      @phantomshitter5049 6 років тому +19

      Kelly C. Bunch a twats wearing cereal boxes on their hands

  • @insertcringeynamehere9090
    @insertcringeynamehere9090 5 років тому +1937

    I watched this in my health class and my teacher couldn't stop stressing how 'accurate' this movie portrays cyberbulling and suicide. Absolute joke.
    PS: This same teacher showed us the Fine Brothers' reaction to the Amanda Todd video. That's the level of education we're getting.

    • @hhasnohope8488
      @hhasnohope8488 5 років тому +215

      [insert cringey name here] Why didn't he show you a documentary over Amanda Todd instead of a stupid reaction video? Like how incompetent do you have to think that's the best option for information?

    • @Silvia-qz1tp
      @Silvia-qz1tp 5 років тому +86

      Dear lord they need to hire better people to be teachers these days

    • @ezrawyvern6795
      @ezrawyvern6795 5 років тому +32

      Ain't that America.

    • @hannahidk6389
      @hannahidk6389 5 років тому +70

      They showed us the Lifetime movie The Pregnancy Pact in sex Ed. It’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen

    • @NeonFireFly-uu2tj
      @NeonFireFly-uu2tj 4 роки тому +42

      I was in health class in eighth grade and started laughing during the suicide scene because of the "I cAn'T gEt ThE cAp OfF" and the teacher got mad at me lmao

  • @skibbitybibbitydibbity
    @skibbitybibbitydibbity 7 років тому +583

    First I was too gay to lift,
    Then I couldn't get the cap off.

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 6 років тому

      you guys do know gay isnt an insult right?

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 5 років тому +3

      @@aglitch3146 It's a joke, and I'm a lesbian...

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 5 років тому +5

      too gay to lift,
      too lame to twist.

  • @bogosbinted5734
    @bogosbinted5734 6 років тому +649

    If blocking someone or something online really takes you that long to figure out, you probably shouldn't be online

    • @WorshipperOfKhone
      @WorshipperOfKhone 5 років тому +12

      I think she lived in some hole for almost the rest of her life before her mom thought to let her out

    • @plmokm33
      @plmokm33 5 років тому +24

      Keep in mind this is the person who couldn't open a childproof cap, so we ain't exactly dealing with the female Tesla here.

    • @thatsdeep5564
      @thatsdeep5564 5 років тому

      *cyber bullys

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 роки тому

      That's legitimately all she needed to do, block them and just move on like wtf? I don't understand this movie. Added fact that her mom definitely could have just taken the computer away. Lastly who gets that bothered by being called a whore?

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 4 роки тому

      @@btaylerpackard2475 teenage girls. This was based on the Amanda Todd story.

  • @kreepykris180
    @kreepykris180 6 років тому +1302

    Honestly, if her best friend is comitting suicide, why would she be briskly walking through the house looking for her? Like... I thought this was urgent? You're acting like you're late for work and can't find your phone. Luckily she couldn't get the cap off...

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 5 років тому +2381

    On the topic of Rebecca Black, she figured out how to turn people's hatred of her into a lucrative career. I'm absolutely obligated to respect that.
    Plus she has a sense of humor. If you can take the heat that people throw your way, more power to you.

    • @RealRabidRabbit
      @RealRabidRabbit 5 років тому +158

      I’m actually glad to hear that. I feel bad for being so hard on her when I was a dumb, loud kid.

    • @PolythenePam0451
      @PolythenePam0451 5 років тому +69

      If anyone that hated can still reflect insults to Justin Bieber I can respect that.

    • @jenisbetzke6228
      @jenisbetzke6228 5 років тому +9

      she was serious when calling's Justine Bieber female. #instagramvsreality the Bieber ck ad

    • @brbjuke45
      @brbjuke45 5 років тому +70

      I mean in all honesty it was a stupid song, but it was funny and almost self parody. But it's sad how the internet it used only to harass and send death threats

    • @flatpepsi
      @flatpepsi 5 років тому +60

      @ You underestimate the internet.

  • @Fergus862
    @Fergus862 7 років тому +782

    "They have delete buttons on computers"
    "I almost lost my daughter"
    "Learn how to click the button it's not my problem"

  • @Colb_OnTheCob
    @Colb_OnTheCob 6 років тому +2557

    We watched this in health class and a kid shouted "PUSH AND TWIST WOMAN!" When she tried to kill herself

    • @FreedomHero4
      @FreedomHero4 6 років тому +356

      Danny Fanta that kid had the right idea

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 6 років тому +446

      I've heard "Too dumb to live"
      This movie made me realize "Too dumb to suicide"

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 6 років тому +140

      PhantomDragon1992 2gay2lift

    • @marianofrommarketing
      @marianofrommarketing 6 років тому +131

      2gay2die

    • @okruma625
      @okruma625 6 років тому +84

      I watched this too in health and some kid actually cried watching it because he felt bad for the girl

  • @iamaunicorn1232
    @iamaunicorn1232 6 років тому +860

    Its just amazing. The situation that lead to the cap scene.
    "This is a *family* movie so we cant have a gorey suicide. What's a non gorey suicide?"
    "Umm....pills?"
    "Perfect! But we have to have her struggling so the mom and friend can come and save her just in time. How do we do that?"
    "Um...I guess all we can do is have her struggle with the cap."
    "..........Yeah that should work."

    • @WorshipperOfKhone
      @WorshipperOfKhone 5 років тому +67

      "Also have her discover that you can actually block someone"

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 5 років тому +10

      Man. These writers don’t get suicide.

    • @SamSquids
      @SamSquids 5 років тому +10

      Speaking of cap, I think the reason why she resorted to ingesting pills was that someone replied to her original posts with "OP is a Faggot"

    • @mattok101digitaltamer9
      @mattok101digitaltamer9 5 років тому +6

      Would eating 4-5 Vitamin Gummies work too

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 4 роки тому +4

      -sTuPiD cHiLd PrOoF cApS-

  • @kneelb4usirs
    @kneelb4usirs 5 років тому +1551

    WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THAT CAP SCENE WAS A GOOD IDEA? Why not just show that she actually DID take the pills??
    That was not a "suicide attemp", it was an "ATTEMPTED suicide attempt". 😆

    • @stares_mthrfckrly
      @stares_mthrfckrly 4 роки тому +77

      Isnt there instructions on how to open the cap on top of all the caps of pill bottles? Lol

    • @mrmidnight6341
      @mrmidnight6341 4 роки тому +33

      It's like Heather the musical shine a light re
      The frist line to that song is " stupid child proof caps!"

    • @kneelb4usirs
      @kneelb4usirs 4 роки тому +22

      @@stares_mthrfckrly yes. "Press and Turn".

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 роки тому +24

      ...and I think it goes without saying that it completely destroys the intended drama of the scene.

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 4 роки тому +12

      They spent their hospital budget on the ambulance.

  • @Somtaaw7
    @Somtaaw7 10 років тому +489

    "You block them."
    "God I never thought about that."
    Holy shit. The problem with this movie. Right here.

    • @kendaar9002
      @kendaar9002 9 років тому +33

      ***** especially when you cant get the cap off

    • @SWEGTA
      @SWEGTA 9 років тому +15

      +The Salty Seashell Yeah. Rational thought = Victim Blaming = Supports cyberbullying

    • @Leomann88
      @Leomann88 9 років тому +1

      +Mercenary7 I can't stop laughing. That's genius !!!

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 6 років тому +1

      Mercenary7 this movie sucks but that scene took the cake

  • @jacksonflood9344
    @jacksonflood9344 4 роки тому +461

    "I thought i might just block them."
    "gOD i nEVeR THoUGht Of tHAt"

    • @hoppyman11
      @hoppyman11 4 роки тому +33

      That means she knew the block button was there, or she would have wondered what it was.
      And she just never thought to use it to the people harrassing her.
      Fucking genuis, that's probably why she couldn't get the cap off.

    • @grandmamapurple9790
      @grandmamapurple9790 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Barnesofthenorth
      @Barnesofthenorth 3 роки тому +7

      The problem is the film was made by 60 year olds most likely who have never used social media, so for them the idea of blocking, reporting, deleting messages, all of that is something they probably learnt about while making the film, they don't seem to understand kids who have grown up with social media know full well all the functionality and would only not block/report people if they actively wanted to stay involved in a mud-slinging match.
      Basically it's a film made for 60 year olds in high school.

  • @heartscaless
    @heartscaless 4 роки тому +677

    6:23
    "Where's Taylor??"
    "How should I know? I'm grounded"
    I love his apathy, it's like he knows he's in this shitty movie

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 4 роки тому +65

      He's legit the only good part of the movie.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому +43

      If I had to be related to a stupid bitch who can’t open a child proof lock like that, I’d be apathetic too.

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 4 роки тому +17

      ...AS he's on the computer. smh.

    • @valentinafariello5733
      @valentinafariello5733 3 роки тому +13

      "If she dies she dies, none of my business" lmao

  • @professorkamen9061
    @professorkamen9061 6 років тому +1623

    The Kung Pao "WEE-OOO-WEEEE-OOO" sounds killed me, I'm laughing so hard.

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 5 років тому +36

      Thank you for telling me where it’s from

    • @strudelh
      @strudelh 4 роки тому +42

      @Gabe Davis its was only used twice though lol

    • @batman-gu7pm
      @batman-gu7pm 4 роки тому +5

      "But I dont want you to think I'm a slut"

    • @mrree8043
      @mrree8043 3 роки тому +13

      @Gabe Davis cry somewhere else lol

    • @-MrFozzy-
      @-MrFozzy- 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrree8043 stop bullying 😏

  • @guyperson1955
    @guyperson1955 10 років тому +387

    The bullies seem to have an obsessive complex against her and/or too much time on their hands.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 10 років тому +80

      Well the the internet is apparently as dangerous as heroin according to this movie.

    • @HolyApplebutter
      @HolyApplebutter 6 років тому +25

      Honestly, if somebody made a video like that about me, I would probably like and favorite it. I mean, if someone really goes through the time and effort to print out an image of my face for a mask, stuff their shirt, and get their friends together to make a video specifically to make fun of me, then I think I can safely say that I'm not the biggest loser in the area. Particularly now that I'm 21.

  • @redderrobin9219
    @redderrobin9219 7 років тому +1248

    I watched this in a class I had called “teen issues” and when she couldn’t get the cap off me and my friend had to go in the hallway because we were laughing uncontrollably while some kid in the back was crying

    • @munchhecks250
      @munchhecks250 6 років тому +71

      I was crying because i watched this when i was an edgy 14 year old lol.

    • @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186
      @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186 6 років тому +21

      fuckin amazing scene

    • @captainpatchwork8107
      @captainpatchwork8107 6 років тому +80

      What school has a class called "teen issues"?

    • @Leo-gl8ls
      @Leo-gl8ls 6 років тому +3

      I was crying but it seems way more fake now

    • @eddiethebastard5903
      @eddiethebastard5903 6 років тому +68

      Captain Patchwork Schools nowadays really stress all the anti-bullying and mental health sort of messages. Unfortunately it is done very poorly, using films like this and completely ignoring, sometimes even encouraging bullying outside of class, so it's probably just a legal responsibility now.

  • @coloneljak42_
    @coloneljak42_ 9 років тому +1027

    The meme of a new generation: "I can't get the cap off!"

    • @taco_taco_taco_taco2133
      @taco_taco_taco_taco2133 7 років тому +27

      I CANT GET THE EFFIN CAP OFF! HALPPPPPPPPP

    • @kirabarnes657
      @kirabarnes657 7 років тому +59

      It was there in 1989 too: "Stupid childproof caps!" - Heather MacNamara, /Heathers/

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 7 років тому +11

      They should make an infomercial product for this? "Do you need to take medications just like a regular person, but you can't get the cap off? Then try [ ]! No more will you struggle in vain to pull the cap off of a simple childproof bottle of Advil as your headache rages on."

    • @mimistar4637
      @mimistar4637 7 років тому +3

      Kira Barnes That was legit the first thing I thought of when she yelled about the cap.

    • @f.f5771
      @f.f5771 7 років тому +1

      ColonelJak42 halo meh plos

  • @jaredwillebeek-lemair5298
    @jaredwillebeek-lemair5298 5 років тому +739

    How could you possibly omit the best line: "They make me do a dance, they call it...
    t h e g a y b o y s h o w"

    • @gutsFunnyman
      @gutsFunnyman 4 роки тому +46

      Story of my fucking life

    • @rnelody5496
      @rnelody5496 4 роки тому +105

      the people in my class make me do the fortnite dance they shout go white boy go

    • @TheWyman55_
      @TheWyman55_ 4 роки тому +15

      @@rnelody5496 yeah dude that's the "gay boy show" c'mon keep up man

    • @yourepostedinthewrongneigh1545
      @yourepostedinthewrongneigh1545 4 роки тому +14

      Hmmm making a gay dude dance for "amusement"? Hmmm....
      Répression intensifiés

  • @sixty4776
    @sixty4776 9 років тому +4437

    Hey stop attacking people.
    Whole school bands together.
    Everyone claps.
    Sounds like a god damn tumblr post

    • @rotodexthepaleontologist2267
      @rotodexthepaleontologist2267 9 років тому +206

      Then da whole train clapped xD

    • @six2make4
      @six2make4 9 років тому +77

      +64 Rounds This is a really old post by now, but I have to point out how different the scenario would be if you replaced the "a" with an "o" in "claps"... Whole other kind of movie we would have on our hands really...

    • @swivelkeyring3512
      @swivelkeyring3512 9 років тому +63

      the legendary clapping formula

    • @TheLanracer
      @TheLanracer 8 років тому +30

      +64 Rounds nah they would have been snapping if the tumblrs got their way.

    • @MCNinjaSheep
      @MCNinjaSheep 8 років тому +81

      +64 Rounds Then the principal, Albert Einstein, came in and gave everyone $100%!

  • @RationalLlama
    @RationalLlama 6 років тому +2064

    I'm gay. I've been disowned by my family. My friends hate me. The priest called me an abomination and now I'm out in the streets with no job and no food. But none of that compares to when a 12 year old call me a gaylord on Minecraft

    • @ashblawesome6757
      @ashblawesome6757 4 роки тому +178

      Oh you think you have it bad? One time my friend called me gay as a joke.

    • @archibaldmoore4514
      @archibaldmoore4514 4 роки тому +191

      Being called a Gaylord doesn't matter because you actually are gay.

    • @I_like_big_bombs
      @I_like_big_bombs 4 роки тому +32

      Thats how it spreads.

    • @comedictragedy7239
      @comedictragedy7239 4 роки тому +62

      I was called stinky in a video game I hid in a bunker for a fortnight.

    • @thetoothpasteeater3963
      @thetoothpasteeater3963 4 роки тому +66

      I’m so sorry maybe you should confront the person who called u a Gaylord with a group of misfit Friends in a American high school setting with cliche dialogue. It worked for me!

  • @zackaryslawtandnuggetfan653
    @zackaryslawtandnuggetfan653 6 років тому +1151

    And then Jigsaw rolled into the cafeteria: "Bullying is distasteful!"

    • @usualunusualkid7149
      @usualunusualkid7149 5 років тому +84

      He just finds smart ways for others to bully themselves

    • @laughatdarkness1286
      @laughatdarkness1286 5 років тому +9

      Junko! What's up despair queen? (sorry I just really heckin love Junko)

    • @NSFLBrando
      @NSFLBrando 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @t.j.aarons889
      @t.j.aarons889 5 років тому +69

      Hello Lindsey, I wanna play a game. You bully kids to the point of them not being capable of getting a cap off. Now it is your turn to feel the memes. You have 1 minute to embarrass yourself in front of the whole school, or you will be flamed online forever. Live or cry, make your choice.

    • @laughatdarkness1286
      @laughatdarkness1286 5 років тому +4

      @@t.j.aarons889 I really need to watch the Saw movies

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 4 роки тому +194

    Neil Breen walks into the cafeteria "Thats, just not right" and the chick runs away with bleeding eyes.

    • @Iamafishproductions
      @Iamafishproductions 3 роки тому +10

      "I have eliminated 300 million cyberbullies from this planet! In human terms, I have trolled them all!"

  • @yfnratchet
    @yfnratchet 6 років тому +383

    Remember kids: if you can't open a childproof cap, you shouldn't use the internet.
    Or, you know, anything without a childproof lock. Except cars.

    • @siefer117
      @siefer117 6 років тому +21

      If you can open a child-locked car door you should enter a strongman competition.

    • @davymachinegun5130
      @davymachinegun5130 6 років тому +15

      How about putting that childproof cap on the fucking computer?

    • @TorraShinjiro17
      @TorraShinjiro17 5 років тому +2

      @@davymachinegun5130
      that'll solve the issue :p

    • @necro_maniac
      @necro_maniac 5 років тому +2

      She probably couldnt open the gas cap

    • @hazydoom69
      @hazydoom69 5 років тому

      Imagine working at a old folks home and failing to save someone because you couldn't open a childproof lock

  • @KatHarpy
    @KatHarpy 6 років тому +2660

    as someone who's dealt with depression and suicidal thoughts, the "I CANT GET THE CAP OFF" scene always makes me laugh. what an awful portrayal of attempted suicide

    • @piranhasforscissors
      @piranhasforscissors 6 років тому +18

      Lmfao ikr.

    • @leah_566
      @leah_566 6 років тому +121

      Same, and that scene was realllly stupid. Like dear god, was the movie even trying?!

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 6 років тому +74

      Leah Shoe it looks like it was the writers attempt to try to put a close call scene in. But they didn't think about how it would look to the audience they probably. We read too busy tear-jerking and then calm down and be happy it was a close call. But this just makes her look stupid and causes laughter instead out of pure stupidity. I wonder if they tried to justify it by saying that she was in such a chaotic mind said she couldn't do a simple task like get around the child proof cap. But then this is the type of movie that's meant to emotionally manipulate you after all..... And fails miserably at it minus the few who are easily emotional and are able to shut their brain off. I say this as someone who tear jerks at sad scenes but it's pretty hard to get me a tear jerk you have to got me to like the character for me to tear jerk at any bad thing that happens them otherwise I'll probably be the one person and the DeRidder laughing at said seen because I didn't like the character and I don't feel one bit for their blight if it's stupid and Petty. This is more me being defiant to the writer the anything else because I don't like being treated like I'm an emotional idiot. If you want me to get emotional you have to earn it would good writing I'm not expecting such Grand writing that even the gods will weep. But I expect effort damn it.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 років тому +39

      KatHarpy sounds like the authors clearly never went to that point and therefore made a shitty interpretation of what they see as suicidal thoughts.

    • @AmazinglyAwkward
      @AmazinglyAwkward 6 років тому +63

      As someone who's attempted suicide - I agree it's ridiculously funny

  • @haha-ju3pj
    @haha-ju3pj 7 років тому +475

    how should I know I'm grounded

    • @MonoEnta
      @MonoEnta 7 років тому +96

      He couldnt get the cap off either

    • @Redemption643
      @Redemption643 6 років тому +84

      As he's on a laptop.

    • @gabrielabato9939
      @gabrielabato9939 6 років тому +37

      i actually watched the full movie and apparently what happened was that he was grounded for a month for the "hacking" and shit but then the mom un-grounded him for some reason (I'm 99.9999% sure it hadn't been anywhere near a month since) but then he's like "I'm grounded fuck off" so yea

    • @dmo4scho364
      @dmo4scho364 6 років тому

      While on the computer.

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 6 років тому +12

      the screenwriters really just didn't give a fuck

  • @Jill_Sandwich
    @Jill_Sandwich 4 роки тому +295

    That ending in the cafeteria is among the cheesiest scenes I’ve ever seen.
    This whole movie seems like it was written by a 65 year old dinosaur that thinks he knows how teens and the internet are.

    • @smithgdwg
      @smithgdwg 4 роки тому +4

      They needed the 80's slow clap.

    • @JackieAndary
      @JackieAndary 4 роки тому +2

      “That’s fab!”

    • @realprissygrl
      @realprissygrl 3 роки тому

      “65 year old dinosaur” I AM CRYING

  • @periidote9778
    @periidote9778 6 років тому +866

    i think cyberbullying laws should be for doxxing and repeated harassment like if someone is stalking all ur social media and posting threats or personal info on every post yeah that's a problem but mean stuff? no

    • @ryannuget7164
      @ryannuget7164 6 років тому +52

      Yeah, that's when cyberbullying goes way too far.

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 6 років тому +111

      Yeah, same with catfishing and blackmailing with photos or videos of the victim.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 років тому +50

      I think there is a law towards doxxing, but I wish there's a law for phishing and impersonating people dead or alive.

    • @psychetitan3529
      @psychetitan3529 5 років тому +13

      there actually are laws against cyber harassment and cyber stalking, and blackmailing.

    • @thecpmr6276
      @thecpmr6276 5 років тому +3

      Yeah. Fair enough. In the real world you can get in trouble for inciting violence and stuff.

  • @Igneeka
    @Igneeka 7 років тому +1376

    I lost my shit at the attempted suicide scene
    I don't see the problem with this movie, it's a great comedy

    • @cjv8522
      @cjv8522 6 років тому +1

      LMFAO

    • @micahwilliams1332
      @micahwilliams1332 6 років тому +9

      Sleeping Night Please tell us how THAT went.

    • @Daito8
      @Daito8 6 років тому +18

      Sleeping Night, we only got a seminar on cyberbullying and internet privacy at my school, and it was clear that the person they got the presentation from had no idea how the current generation sees things.

    • @jordannino1836
      @jordannino1836 6 років тому +1

      Greatest scene ever

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 6 років тому +33

      If the suicide scene is the most funniest scene in a film made to spread awareness then you’ve fucked up big time

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 6 років тому +1006

    Is it just me, or was that video with the cardboard face venturing into serial killer territory?

    • @Tea_Noire
      @Tea_Noire 6 років тому +78

      I feel like that was the turning point for the bully. Before that she was just a lame run-of-the-mill troll but after that she became a full-blown sociopath.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 5 років тому +44

      NERD Incorporated And another thing I wanna add is who has the time to make a cardboard cut out of somebody's face and make a skit about a girl they don't like?
      edit: Sorry replied to the wrong person.

    • @Tea_Noire
      @Tea_Noire 5 років тому +26

      @@beautyandtheoffbeats Don't forget that it wasn't just the mean girl in the vid either; there was the boy who played the extra in it too. Maybe they all go to a school where there's no homework so this is how they pass time? Idk

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 5 років тому

      Not really. It’s just really stupid

    • @HolyApplebutter
      @HolyApplebutter 5 років тому +19

      I'd personally find it amusing that somebody went through the effort of finding a good picture of me, printing it out in color on some cardboard or something, crafting that into a crude mask, thinking up a skit, and getting their friend to join in. It's just like, "Damn, you really don't have much to do, do you?"

  • @khaorix2667
    @khaorix2667 5 років тому +391

    Isn't the "too gay to lift" guy also in the support group?
    Too gay to get the cap off I see

  • @australiumbacon5598
    @australiumbacon5598 6 років тому +431

    Why do these bullying mean view seem to think that telling the bully that their words hurt would solve the problem? Sure, that would work if it was a genuine friend taking a joke too far, but an actual bully will be actively trying to hurt. Telling them that their words are hurting you would be like telling them "good job". They'll feel like they found the jackpot. If ignoring them and not giving them the reaction they crave doesn't work, taking it to an authority figure is much better than that or in this case, blocking them.

    • @jeremypedersen6894
      @jeremypedersen6894 6 років тому +17

      The thing is if its physical and the authority REFUSES TO HELP I should know it happened to me. In fact the authority WAS the biggest bully

    • @TheAngelmisa
      @TheAngelmisa 6 років тому +9

      Australium bacon Or beating them up. That's a perfect solution.

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 5 років тому +21

      i know, it should go..
      idiot:"You know... what you say.. your words online... they hurt!"
      Bully: "Uhhh no shit, that was kinda the point, see this is why we bully your dumb ass!"

    • @plmokm33
      @plmokm33 5 років тому

      @@jeremypedersen6894 The thing is that physical bullying is actual assault, and already a crime.

    • @stanislausklim7794
      @stanislausklim7794 2 роки тому

      One thing I do is mostly laugh it off. One time, somebody called me a racist online and schizophrenic another time. Both times I laughed and didn't respond.

  • @Mazra42
    @Mazra42 8 років тому +301

    The Kung Pow "Weeeeo weeee" thing had me in tears.
    Also, also... hooooly shit, I just realized why that actress seemed so eerily familiar. Osment... as in Haley "I see dead people" Osment?! My mind just left me. Grabbed a suitcase and just fucking fled the scene.

  • @hmnsdnssx
    @hmnsdnssx 8 років тому +1760

    *Directors*
    Let's make a movie about TEENS and BULLYING!
    Assistant: But sir, you have never been bullied and know nothing about these generations of TEENS!
    *Directors*
    HAHAHA-, nice one. Now let's start making the script.

    • @themrmoustacheman
      @themrmoustacheman 8 років тому +2

      👆

    • @lanfloyd7131
      @lanfloyd7131 8 років тому +11

      +고양이사람 I read that in Pagan Min's voice.

    • @hmnsdnssx
      @hmnsdnssx 8 років тому

      The Critically Acclaimed Bounty Hunter Lmao somebody replied that to another one of my comments awhile ago

    • @fiilluminati2500
      @fiilluminati2500 7 років тому +10

      assistant: hey uhh maybe we could ask some bullied teens what the went through just maybe?
      directors: what? as if we cared? cmon bRIAN get your head outta your ass

    • @therealb888
      @therealb888 7 років тому

      hanslanda LOL this is exactly what happened!.

  • @tigresuave11
    @tigresuave11 5 років тому +141

    "turns out she stops hating him (her dad) as soon as she needs him for something"
    -Welcome to parenting

  • @olivialovessnow880
    @olivialovessnow880 9 років тому +274

    11:38 THAT IS NOT HOW A CAFETERIA FULL OF TEENAGERS WOULD REACT. THE MAJORITY OF THEM WOULDN'T HEAR THIS RANDOM CONVERSATION OVER THEIR OWN, AND THE FEW THAT WOULD WOULD SMIRK AND LAUGH WITH LINDSEY

    • @SharpEdges47
      @SharpEdges47 9 років тому +30

      +Olivia Loves Snow Not to mention its the exact opposite of "not gonna let them have power over me anymore" thing. You don't approach your bullies and tell them they're getting to you to get them to lay off.

    • @olivialovessnow880
      @olivialovessnow880 9 років тому +6

      mrfusspot Yeah! Because IT'LL ONLY ENCOURAGE THEM TO BE EVEN MEANER

    • @SharpEdges47
      @SharpEdges47 9 років тому +36

      "Oh? Me being a dickbag is hurting your feelings. My bad, I'll just stop doing that now."

    • @olivialovessnow880
      @olivialovessnow880 9 років тому

      mrfusspot Preach brotha.

    • @kevlap017
      @kevlap017 9 років тому +21

      +Olivia Loves Snow yeah most teenagers would think that's cheesy and weird. They would probably continue talking aknowledging it's happening, but willingly ignoring it , or stay silent feeling awkward that someone went to see a popular girl to say stuff that no teenager ever would ever say, oh and the friend who switch sides but then realise her wrongdoing and come back? Not only a cliché, but a highly unrealistic one, at best she would be very uncomfortable with the scene... not freaking switching side again, like a freaking hypocrite.

  • @foureyeddragon9376
    @foureyeddragon9376 9 років тому +813

    How I would teach a cyberbullying council:
    -Have all those attending sitting in chairs around in a circle.
    -Have myself along with a laptop in the centre.
    -Hold up the laptop and show them the power button while slowly rotating myself so everyone gets a good look.
    -Class dismissed.
    Next class: How to get past those pesky child-proof caps.

    • @babygamer4139
      @babygamer4139 8 років тому +2

      xD

    • @canuckdude22
      @canuckdude22 8 років тому +27

      +d1zC0rd goddamn _savage_

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 7 років тому +15

      d1zC0rd uhh, what the fuck am i supposed to fucking do with this god damn rectangle, worst fucking teacher ever.

    • @theotterminator8482
      @theotterminator8482 7 років тому +31

      .....Power buttons?? Power buttons are so overrated .-. You should just toss it out the window.

    • @thecommoncoldvirus642
      @thecommoncoldvirus642 7 років тому +7

      The Otterminator fucking take a hammer to that shit, throwing it out the window takes too long.

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs261 9 років тому +382

    It's also kinda hilarious that the main character was breaking the law that she want's to enact because she called someone a bitch online.

    • @hydra3468
      @hydra3468 9 років тому +13

      You got her there.

    • @blijoms
      @blijoms 8 років тому +6

      +Randomstuffs261 which she did herself...

  • @MilkT0ast
    @MilkT0ast 4 роки тому +221

    From all the comments I’m seeing a lot of kids nowadays are shown this movie in their health classes...
    The educational system is a joke. This movie is worse than cool cat in terms of the message.

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 4 роки тому

      My School doesn't watch this. No one I new in grades older or younger watched this. Though I did graduate 4 years ago from highschool.

    • @thebluewhisker8661
      @thebluewhisker8661 4 роки тому +7

      @@henrymcbark7337 I'm watching it in class rn consider yourself lucky lol

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 4 роки тому +2

      @@thebluewhisker8661 Lol then you got to say this, I wasn't aware 13 reasons why the tv series had a prequel

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 3 роки тому +2

      A Silent Voice would’ve fit perfectly.

    • @CarlsCozyCorner
      @CarlsCozyCorner 3 роки тому

      @@masterseal0418 the name makes me wanna cry I'm-
      No

  • @urwifuistrash
    @urwifuistrash 9 років тому +540

    The interweb is 2spooky4me

    • @PokeDude011
      @PokeDude011 9 років тому +3

      WhyNotZoidberg Damn trolling skeletons!

    • @cheezywheezy11
      @cheezywheezy11 9 років тому

      PokeDude011 thanks mr.skeltal

    • @ennio997
      @ennio997 9 років тому

      WhyNotZoidberg Inter-WHAT? You mean _deep web_ perhaps

    • @ennio997
      @ennio997 9 років тому +2

      PokeDude011 Obvious troll is obvious.

    • @henrypierre1345
      @henrypierre1345 7 років тому

      3spooky5me

  • @killerkitten7534
    @killerkitten7534 5 років тому +687

    I remember watching this while in a mental health unit. We watched this due to bullying, and when it got to the cap scene someone started laughing and then the rest of us started laughing.
    We got a long talking to about how it isn't funny.

  • @alichawro2048
    @alichawro2048 6 років тому +434

    UGHHHH
    *I CANT GET THE CAP OFF*
    Wtf was that scene

    • @biglevian
      @biglevian 6 років тому +22

      I misheard that as "I ate a tampon." and it was even funnier.

    • @TorraShinjiro17
      @TorraShinjiro17 6 років тому +4

      a very poor attempt of suicide

    • @lordxilon
      @lordxilon 5 років тому +1

      The most hilarious thing I've probably seen in a Hollywood film.

  • @beautyblueblossom
    @beautyblueblossom 5 років тому +98

    The fact you added the SNL scene of the skit of "whatcha say?" makes this a whole lot better.

  • @samdudley9911
    @samdudley9911 6 років тому +256

    @ the criticism of them taking her to the hospital anyways even though her suicide was unsuccessful: they'll still take you to the hospital if they feel you pose a danger to yourself or others, even if the suicide itself was unsuccessful. If they think you'll try again and if they think you're at risk, that puts you in just as much danger as it would if you were bleeding out, but instead of the danger being physical it's mental.

    • @BigTylt
      @BigTylt 6 років тому +84

      I just noticed that the fucking mother blocked the ambulance's exit with her car....

    • @samdudley9911
      @samdudley9911 6 років тому +22

      @@BigTylt F YOU RIGHT

    • @russianname2986
      @russianname2986 5 років тому +39

      Bitch she couldn’t even open a child safety lock she is as much of a danger to herself as my piss is to a fucking Fighter Jet

    • @ryanmella9615
      @ryanmella9615 4 роки тому +3

      @@SquidleArmy Me too, I also couldn't get the cap off

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner 3 роки тому

      it’s not even with just suicides, my friend got in a fender bender like just a simple little rear end crash and they had to take her to the hospital to check for trauma

  • @CrabWithAK
    @CrabWithAK 6 років тому +499

    I love watching this and being reminded of 2012 things like Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black. It's surreal

    • @WarrenValion
      @WarrenValion 6 років тому +3

      Facts.

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 6 років тому +10

      I love watching Adam's old videos because it makes me nostalgic for 2011-2013

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 5 років тому +6

      Even if it's not a lot of peoples taste in music Rebecca Black improved over the years.
      The production and the lyrics are way more professional now.

  • @cloverh.2769
    @cloverh.2769 7 років тому +417

    "Stupid childproof caps!" - Heather Macnamara and also apparently the girl in this movie

    • @sarcastic8965
      @sarcastic8965 7 років тому +41

      At least Heather finally got the cap off in the end

    • @keonafolsom5392
      @keonafolsom5392 6 років тому +36

      OH LOOK, HEATHER'S GOING TO WHINE, WHINE, WHINE ALL NIGHT

    • @coreenveronica3553
      @coreenveronica3553 6 років тому +3

      Finally! I was looking for this comment. 😂😂😂 awww.... Heather Mac

    • @BasilKats
      @BasilKats 6 років тому +1

      oh shit

    • @Oliviagarry69420
      @Oliviagarry69420 6 років тому +1

      Clover H. But Heather Macnamara was in something good as I ignore the mini series

  • @ShookieShook
    @ShookieShook 4 роки тому +135

    I'm here because "I CANT GET THE CAP OFF" was trending on Twitter.

  • @procinogen
    @procinogen 7 років тому +281

    >keeps getting bullied on website
    >keeps using website
    That's like saying it hurts when you burn yourself but you keep doing it anyways.

    • @Demonsta
      @Demonsta 6 років тому +31

      Honestly, that comparison really doesn't fit here. It's more like closing your eyes to the flame so it can't scare you until the moment you get burned. What people forget about cases of school cyberbullying, is that it follows you into real life. Just because you can't read it, doesn't mean others can't (Although deleting her page would have helped a ton obviously), and that paranoia about what people are saying or hearing about you is what ultimately drives kids to such extremes.
      Just cause the movie was bad and the kids in it were stupid, doesn't mean we should be desensitized to the overall message. Personally I think if you're gonna say or do shit that would get you in trouble in real life, and you're stupid enough to identify yourself, you deserve those real life consequences.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 6 років тому +6

      Dem or just you know block mean people and grow up.

    • @Demonsta
      @Demonsta 6 років тому +9

      The Salt Merchant You clearly didn't read my comment or you might realize that's the exact same thing. Plus it's not like people being mean on the internet on fake accounts are typically against, you know, making MORE accounts. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not happening, and you can't block people from bringing it up in real life.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 6 років тому +7

      Dem or just ya know block the shit talkers.

    • @Demonsta
      @Demonsta 6 років тому +4

      The Salt Merchant You clearly have not read, or perhaps lack the reading comprehension to understand, either of my comments, so I won't be wasting any more time on you. I'm sure you'll understand someday as you mature.

  • @DouchebagChocolat
    @DouchebagChocolat 11 років тому +609

    06:36 ahahaha what the fuck

    • @SuperCaitball
      @SuperCaitball 10 років тому +9

      i know right demo senpaiGIRLFRIENDSNOWDAMNIT

    • @georgepleurakis
      @georgepleurakis 10 років тому +13

      You two guys should make a review together sometime...

    • @needleimag5031
      @needleimag5031 7 років тому +14

      DouchebagChocolat Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically when I first seen that?

    • @needleimag5031
      @needleimag5031 7 років тому

      Suppercut2 yeah

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 7 років тому +16

      I
      CANT
      GET
      THE
      CAP
      *O F F*

  • @tristancollins-pellington9382
    @tristancollins-pellington9382 6 років тому +159

    I died laughing every time you edited in the Kung Pow crying.

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 5 років тому

      THANK YOU. I was trying to remember what I knew that from. XD

    • @reeceispiecies
      @reeceispiecies 5 років тому +2

      To me that sounded like Mrs Piggy.

  • @konrad6688
    @konrad6688 3 роки тому +25

    The little kid saying “How should I know I’m grounded” while he was literally on the computer was the best part of this film

  • @Fangirl-pr8bq
    @Fangirl-pr8bq 8 років тому +85

    "You're not not gonna skip school with me, well fuck you I'm not your friend." I DIED OF LAUGHTER!

  • @starkillred1951
    @starkillred1951 6 років тому +49

    The, "I can't get the cap off" and the "NO" scream were comedy gold I haven't laughed my ass off so hard in some time.

  • @Donners329
    @Donners329 6 років тому +137

    They'd be bullied for the bit at the end more than anything else in the film.

  • @HankGreenburg
    @HankGreenburg 5 років тому +123

    your use of the "WEEEEEOOOOO WEEEEEEEOOOOOO WEEEOOOO OO WEE WE WE EOOOO" is perfect and I commend you highly for it.

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly thought it was from the movie and it made me die of laughter each time I heard it lol.

  • @francisthompson3772
    @francisthompson3772 6 років тому +379

    Well, if everyone would kill themselves everytime they get to the same level of distress, the humanity would disapear. Actually, no, because no one would be able to take the cap off.

    • @kertchu
      @kertchu 4 роки тому +1

      Francis Thompson XD

    • @HE13272326
      @HE13272326 4 роки тому

      That Cap saves lives

  • @boxorak
    @boxorak 9 років тому +219

    Okay, ignoring any other complaints about the film, "I can't get the cap off!" completely kills the drama. Of course, that might be because I'm a bitter, callous bastard, but still...

  • @jeredgarcia6227
    @jeredgarcia6227 6 років тому +103

    "How should I know? I'm grounded." Easily the only enjoyable part in the movie

    • @CherryFrog321
      @CherryFrog321 4 роки тому +4

      I loved how he was on the computer even though he was supposedly grounded.

  • @neoarketariviello4241
    @neoarketariviello4241 5 років тому +138

    Moral of the story:
    Just use a block button, it's that easy

  • @netherrealmshero
    @netherrealmshero 5 років тому +129

    "What did you doooooo?" Well, it looks like she got the cap off.

    • @Literally-God
      @Literally-God 4 роки тому +14

      She asked that so she can find out what she did differently to get the cap off.

  • @StormRulerKazunagi
    @StormRulerKazunagi 11 років тому +225

    R.I.P Billy Mays

    • @hioeo
      @hioeo 11 років тому +17

      Never forget

  • @jackalobowaitthisnameistaken
    @jackalobowaitthisnameistaken 7 років тому +364

    "It's the most overused song EVER"
    Fireworks by Katy Perry: "Not so fast"

    • @roanmartin1996
      @roanmartin1996 6 років тому +38

      Jackson Loya Darude-Sandstorm: "Hold my beer"

    • @numbskull4899
      @numbskull4899 6 років тому +29

      whatcha say: park my vehicle while i do this

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 6 років тому +24

      Don't Stop Believing: Did someone say overused?

    • @yoshifan0312
      @yoshifan0312 6 років тому +19

      Alan Walker - Fade: Pfft, amateurs...

    • @halfdemonprince
      @halfdemonprince 6 років тому +3

      The only time it was funny was in The Interview

  • @breelynnicole3973
    @breelynnicole3973 4 роки тому +61

    “Joined a support group for other people who couldn’t get the cap off” I am in TEARS

  • @LincolnBreezey
    @LincolnBreezey 7 років тому +67

    "For other people that couldn't get the cap off"
    I fucking died laughing

    • @keonafolsom5392
      @keonafolsom5392 6 років тому +5

      Michael Cerlion "STUPID CHILDPROOF CAPS!"

  • @roughentumble9145
    @roughentumble9145 7 років тому +405

    TO BE ENTIRELY FAIR, I have a friend who was suicidal and they didn't even make an ATTEMPT, they just admitted they were suicidal and(willingly) went to the hospital and then to inpatient. Inpatient/hospital time is(or at least should be) used preventively just as often. Plus, it's pretty heavily encouraged by medical/mental health professionals to seek them out even just for suicidal urges, since getting help before you make any attempts helps prevent the need for actual medical intervention and removes a lot of variables. Also if you make an attempt, even if failed entirely, usually the result is mandatory hospital time since you're a danger to yourself(I.E. even if you couldn't do it, you will still be trying to harm yourself when not under supervision).
    That doesn't make the movie any better, obvs, but I'm just sayin' that the only thing I think you got wrong was mentioning that they took her to the hospital despite her failing, since that is standard protocol/procedure and it's what every hospital, doctor, and mental health professional will tell you is the necessary next step. Rest of the review is spot on, but like... idk it bugged me. You clearly put a lot of work into these reviews, though, and no one can know everything about everything, so I'm not like. Tryin' to rag on you or whatever haha.

    • @gabrielabato9939
      @gabrielabato9939 6 років тому +38

      to be fair a lot of suicidal people don't seek help cause they're afraid to admit to others about their situation but i catch your drift

    • @katmchenry
      @katmchenry 6 років тому +16

      What do you think happens at hospitals that magically makes suicidal ideation go away? Magic? Pills? A week in an institution didn’t do anything for me except put more bad experiences under my belt. If you want suicidal people to be honest about their problems maybe you shouldn’t whole heartedly encourage places that are rampant with abuse and neglect.

    • @vonhousin4179
      @vonhousin4179 6 років тому

      did you just say obvs???????

    • @Lee-ss8yj
      @Lee-ss8yj 6 років тому +30

      Just because you had a bad experience with a hospital doesn't mean everyone will. I know many people that got better after being in a hospital

    • @katmchenry
      @katmchenry 6 років тому +5

      Lee Kasa No shit!!! I’m saying it’s a gamble and you should leave it up to the individual to get what ever kind of treatment they need, and expecting everyone to go to inpatient is kinda dumb.

  • @pigeonmastermind1976
    @pigeonmastermind1976 7 років тому +75

    When I was in 6th grade someone made an account on a social media website pretending to be me and then did some really stupid stuff.
    What did I do?
    I went to all of my classmates’ accounts and told them that that account was a troll and that they shouldn’t talk to them.
    PROBLEM SOLVED

    • @hrianboyer928
      @hrianboyer928 6 років тому

      HelenDaGR8 official G E N I U S

    • @janermaher
      @janermaher 6 років тому +1

      Happened to me too.
      A few people made a fake facebook account and made all kinds of stupid and embarrassing posts and likes.
      All the while I was completely fucking oblivious because I didn't even know what the fuck facebook was at the time.

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 6 років тому +2

      Yep I did that too, when my account was hacked I just blocked it on my new one and told everyone "Hey I got hacked please follow THIS one and report the hacked one" and it was taken down in less than a day

    • @jetmcgee4218
      @jetmcgee4218 6 років тому +5

      Remember though that takes thought and this girl can't open A CHILD LOCK
      That's too hard for a stupid person

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 5 років тому +3

      @@jetmcgee4218 i CaNt GeT tHe CaP oFf

  • @strawberrymilkshake9074
    @strawberrymilkshake9074 3 роки тому +23

    3:54 I never understood like do you know how much effort someone would have to go through to obtain a literal cardboard cutout of someone's face?!

  • @ISuperGenXI
    @ISuperGenXI 6 років тому +249

    OMG!!! “I can’t get the cap off!”
    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I know what the movie is trying to do, but that was the most pathetic attempt at a suicide scene I’ve ever seen! It’s not without potential though, just have the girl open the door and see her sitting on the edge of the bathtub with an empty bottle right next to her. She’s already taken the pills, but she’s slowly realizing what she did and pleads with the paramedics when they arrive to help her. That could’ve been a much better scene...... but “I can’t get the cap off”!? Omg this movie has me dying of laughter.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 6 років тому +32

      Or just have her struggle with the cap without actually saying she's struggling with the cap, then have her break down when her friend and mother try to stop her. End scene. Extending it past that point is the other thing that made it comical.

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 6 років тому +24

      Yeah when I first watched it in 7th grade I was bracing myself for her to be on the floor not moving and I was like ".....What the fuck" when "I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF" happened

    • @rowmagnvs
      @rowmagnvs 5 років тому +14

      It would’ve been less funny if she was trying to slit her wrists with a butter knife and she says “why won’t it cut?”

    • @WorshipperOfKhone
      @WorshipperOfKhone 5 років тому +4

      "EH! I CANT TIE THIS NOOSE"

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 років тому +2

      @@WorshipperOfKhone "I'm trying to tie it, but the knot keeps unraveling!!!1!!11!"

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 9 років тому +181

    If you wanna be a Cool Cat, don't be a bully!

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +14

    I love the inspirational moments in your older reviews filled with memes frozen in time. Fun moments to stumble across years in the future.

  • @Luke-zj6ge
    @Luke-zj6ge 6 років тому +94

    11:37 😂 I’m dying from this!
    “You know what...”
    “Hey Billy Mays here...”
    RIP Billy Mays :(

  • @onedirectioninfection5756
    @onedirectioninfection5756 9 років тому +51

    i watched this film in ela. when she screamed "i cant get the cap off" i started laughing out loud while half the class was crying.

    • @babygamer4139
      @babygamer4139 8 років тому +16

      Same, i got stares from the whole class. I had to stay behind and have a word with the teacher about suicide not being funny. I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF

    • @mehrunesdagon6366
      @mehrunesdagon6366 7 років тому +12

      Watermelon Cabinets Omg yes. I have clinical depression and that still made me laugh my ass off.

    • @TheForsakenEagle
      @TheForsakenEagle 6 років тому +5

      You were laughing at terrible writing and your idiot teacher thought your were laughing at suicide and got triggered.

  • @ClioThayerIsACat
    @ClioThayerIsACat 7 років тому +145

    A place where the child proof cap thing actually works: Heathers
    Where it doesn't work: This stupid piece of garbage

    • @loganhatestv9220
      @loganhatestv9220 6 років тому +17

      plot twist JB was the dad! Cyber Bully 2 he comes back to find out his daughter tried killing herself, so he goes out and kills all the popular girls until his daughter becomes popular then he kills her.

    • @snug0191
      @snug0191 6 років тому +7

      @@loganhatestv9220 double plot twist, none of them to get the cap off.

    • @Blue.1889
      @Blue.1889 5 років тому +1

      Even Heather McNamara was smart enough to get the cap off and get a cheek full of pills, but maybe because even the dumbest character was still realistic

  • @molly3857
    @molly3857 4 роки тому +114

    taylor: hey lindsay u hurt my feelings
    everyone in the cafeteria: hey check it out the internet is safe now!!

    • @valentinafariello5733
      @valentinafariello5733 3 роки тому +5

      The villagers clapped to the brave knight because he finally killed the evil witch.

  • @lordfenrir1394
    @lordfenrir1394 5 років тому +90

    9:32 "Well, why do it then?"
    -For the lolz?!
    LMAO

  • @mateocondeflorensa3612
    @mateocondeflorensa3612 6 років тому +121

    Honestly I’m getting pretty tired by movies that tell you how to raise children, there isn’t a correct way to do it, it’ll just suppress anything that’s different about them. I mean some boundaries should be set but every child child is different and I don’t see what makes this people a better judge

  • @msc5070
    @msc5070 6 років тому +890

    BUUHHMMM *WHAT YOU SAYYAYY*

  • @rodneyhamilton6750
    @rodneyhamilton6750 8 років тому +635

    Really sucks to be a kid in a upper-middle class world. >_>

    • @asimplewizard
      @asimplewizard 8 років тому +75

      Right? "mommy she called me a bitch online, do someeeethiiiiing, stop fake trusstiiiing meet"
      then there's "mommy, can you stop giving me all the dinner... I can share, I know you're hungry"

    • @asimplewizard
      @asimplewizard 8 років тому +54

      there's a bit of a difference between real problems and upper middle class white girl problems xP

    • @jammyjames6646
      @jammyjames6646 8 років тому +9

      sephiroth Cross and black

    • @zayzay4288
      @zayzay4288 7 років тому +19

      Omg mommy i'm being cyber bullied so im gonna kill myself.

    • @SamuraiGoth
      @SamuraiGoth 7 років тому +6

      This might as well be a first world problems meme goldmine.

  • @MariAnimates
    @MariAnimates 4 роки тому +87

    As someone who attempted suicide on zoloft, the "I can't get the cap off" killed me in ways the pills couldn't

  • @sortedevaras
    @sortedevaras 11 років тому +236

    So the lesson of the movie is that teenagers should not be allowed on the internet.

    • @shameshotproduction
      @shameshotproduction 10 років тому +31

      Nope it's that people should stop being such pussies

    • @Agostina999
      @Agostina999 10 років тому +33

      No you've got is all wrong! It's that high school girls are literally fucking awful self-centered cunts!

    • @MetalKarrotBlender
      @MetalKarrotBlender 10 років тому +3

      ***** I'm a high school girls and I resent this.

    • @sortedevaras
      @sortedevaras 10 років тому

      Agent Francis York Morgan A high school girl that likes Deadly Premonition, is such a thing possible?

    • @MetalKarrotBlender
      @MetalKarrotBlender 10 років тому

      Quite so, my friend, quite so.

  • @emeraldchild97
    @emeraldchild97 4 роки тому +20

    That pill bottle scene literally shook me to my core, and by that I mean I literally doubled over laughing at how bad it is.

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote 9 років тому +462

    Okay, I've been near-suicidally depressed for six years now, and the lack of empathy people on the internet so often show for people who are, particularly if it stems from internet harassment, disgusts me. And while I may not agree with making harassment illegal, it should at the very least be held to the same standards we hold non-internet communication.
    But this movie is completely indefensible.

    • @WYalmicW
      @WYalmicW 8 років тому +55

      +ColeYote I hope things get better for you.

    • @StarchieHalo
      @StarchieHalo 7 років тому +8

      Elvick I guess if someone finds out where you live and says they are coming to kill you, you just block them right? The police can't help you with nothing other then a text. And in person you just tell the police what they look like. But I guess it's the same thing right? According to you.

    • @super_genius
      @super_genius 7 років тому +12

      Starchie Halo they cant even do anything with most threats dude. are you seriously that ignorant

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 7 років тому +4

      i mean, i've been a victim of bullying, sexual abuse, what have you. even ended up accidentally finding an online pedophile for someone (thanks, perverted justice!). i'm for anti-hate speech, but this movie is...
      oh god.

    • @TitansSlayer
      @TitansSlayer 7 років тому +6

      Starchie Halo I feel like you all make this very weird "Oh yeah, sure uh so cyberbullying is still that even if someone stalks me home" - If someone has that power, it means they are in my town (rarely someone from idk JAPAN would cross over half of the world to get you), in my area and has already put a target in me irl. if they resort to irl stuff, it's BULLYING, cyberbullying is easily blockable, ffs. if it crosses the line between CYBER and REAL, it means it's bullying at it's finest but "cyberbullies" generally are countries that are far away from you enough that they'd have to actively take a plane in order to do anything you've detailed.

  • @jefferythibodeaux5573
    @jefferythibodeaux5573 4 роки тому +37

    “911 help I’m being cyber bullied, guess that gunshot victim will have to wait”

  • @vince0f331
    @vince0f331 6 років тому +137

    Those crying sound affects 🤣

    • @lights8811
      @lights8811 5 років тому +1

      From one of the best movies of all time :D

    • @wefkr
      @wefkr 5 років тому

      Where are they from?

    • @lights8811
      @lights8811 5 років тому +7

      @@wefkr Kung Pow! Enter the fist! Highly recommended... :D :P

  • @acorn1014
    @acorn1014 7 років тому +80

    2:37, I like how she spells "bucks", like "bux".

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 7 років тому +9

      That part was Life is Strange levels of cringe.

    • @valance10
      @valance10 7 років тому +8

      the gibus To be fair who wouldn’t strip for Robux

    • @alexshawn3685
      @alexshawn3685 6 років тому +1

      **V-bux**

  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser 4 роки тому +51

    As hilarious as this movie is, the blatant anti-free speech element is legitimately scary.

  • @dominicduran9699
    @dominicduran9699 5 років тому +31

    Thank you so much for Kung Pow's crying sound effects. Had me rolling.