Johnny Bravo - Sergeant Trixie

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  • Опубліковано 20 чер 2020
  • Season 3, episode 8: Full Metal Johnny
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  • @forastero54321
    @forastero54321 3 роки тому +19871

    “You’ve got some of the prettiest battle scars I’ve ever seen.”
    I’m stealing that one.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 роки тому +468

      That might not work women are really sensitive about scars, because of the unfair stigma that they are ugly. Doesn’t matter if you find it beautiful they might not.

    • @nathanielgarza9198
      @nathanielgarza9198 3 роки тому +796

      @@Toneill029 you kidding me if I saw someone with a battle scar I would think they looked badass

    • @smontherun1430
      @smontherun1430 3 роки тому +414

      @@Toneill029 As a woman I'd marry that damn Paladin who'd say that to me

    • @observantsnack6397
      @observantsnack6397 3 роки тому +195

      @@Toneill029 I don't know about that, I've been with one woman who had a lot of scars, she seemed to feel much better about them once I mentioned I find them beautiful.
      Anecdotal of me, I know, but it seems to me like it can work.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 роки тому +59

      @@observantsnack6397
      That’s great, but it’s generally regarded that scars make a guy look better while on a woman it makes her ugly. Which is not true in the slightest but that’s just the how it’s thought of.

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 3 роки тому +16624

    Our soldiers need to be wearing Johnny's hair as body armor.

    • @Joshua_N-A
      @Joshua_N-A 3 роки тому +522

      Much denser than the depleted uranium.

    • @Kurayamiblack
      @Kurayamiblack 3 роки тому +280

      If you can get it off him lol

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 роки тому +261

      It does seem to be defeated by sofas, though. Best not to let the enemy know about that.

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 3 роки тому +54

      I thought it was the hair gel...

    • @galahad3195
      @galahad3195 3 роки тому +49

      Better than fuckin' kevlar 😂

  • @asdf4evr
    @asdf4evr 3 роки тому +3523

    "Mama, help! I'm trapped in boot camp!"
    That's supposed to be funny, but I can't help but think that that's a totally reasonable reaction.

    • @1Joshrustownage
      @1Joshrustownage 3 роки тому +279

      And it’s a fairly accurate description of recruits

    • @adorenu1338
      @adorenu1338 3 роки тому +81

      Its like he tried to mock her

    • @MetalZeroFX
      @MetalZeroFX 2 роки тому +148

      Not going to lie as someone who went through boot camp when I saw that reaction from Johnny, I freaking died laughing 😂 cause that kind of stuff happens all the time.

    • @Can_O_Crayola
      @Can_O_Crayola 2 роки тому

      @@adorenu1338 No, I think he really is just that stupid.

    • @daeva4176
      @daeva4176 2 роки тому +10

      Its ...boooth

  • @mas-em4ik
    @mas-em4ik 3 роки тому +2800

    Johnny has balls of steel to talk to his sergeant like that

    • @guus19900
      @guus19900 3 роки тому +199

      More like a brain of fudge, I'd say...

    • @guyman2674
      @guyman2674 3 роки тому +147

      @@guus19900 More like a fairly even mixture of both, I'd say.

    • @JimboShogun0686
      @JimboShogun0686 2 роки тому +24

      As a Squid my petty officer scared the crap out of me in boot

    • @John-Scott
      @John-Scott 2 роки тому +17

      More than Duke Nukem, and he coined the phrase too.

    • @mochithemuffinnut6778
      @mochithemuffinnut6778 2 роки тому +14

      He got balls of steel

  • @Ben-pf9sw
    @Ben-pf9sw 3 роки тому +7114

    Sergeant Trixie: Try to overcome me
    Johnny: (Winks) Proceeds to spit game

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 3 роки тому +202

      It was a pretty vague challenge so my mans took full advantage.

    • @zenos02
      @zenos02 2 роки тому +67

      Would've been a totally different video if Johnny just pinned her to the ground and refused to get off of her. Johnny looks to be at least 280lbs and Sergeant Trixy may be at least 150-160lbs and Johnny does know Basic Karate so a grappling match with him might not be as simple as they make it in the show

    • @readsomebooks666
      @readsomebooks666 2 роки тому +92

      @Justin Martinez In the first season, he was actually extremely advanced in karate and could wrestle alligators and gorillas. OG Johnny was deadly.

    • @Ben-pf9sw
      @Ben-pf9sw 2 роки тому +10

      @@zenos02 woah there...

    • @Ben-pf9sw
      @Ben-pf9sw 2 роки тому +3

      @@readsomebooks666 neat

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 3 роки тому +5156

    Johnny has manners when he is in pain.
    Please call me “Mary”.

    • @andrejz8954
      @andrejz8954 3 роки тому +72

      Yeah, that one killed me 😁

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 роки тому +98

      @@andrejz8954 yeah. I love how he is being genuine and going along with the drill sergeant. Maybe he thought she was doing role play

    • @dutchguy977
      @dutchguy977 3 роки тому +74

      @@c.galindo9639 You can say a lot about Johnny but he doesn't act like a fake nice guy to impress girls, is willing to go extremely far to impress any girl he hits on though he doesn't outright lie intentionally and once he finally realizes she isn't interested which admittedly can take a while he leaves her alone

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 роки тому +32

      @@dutchguy977 yeah he has the charisma of a macho man but is also like a kid sometimes

    • @cybercharger9615
      @cybercharger9615 2 роки тому +2

      me in basic

  • @dannyhernandez265
    @dannyhernandez265 Рік тому +649

    I appreciate Johnny Bravo more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Рік тому +26

      Honestly, with references to Full Metal Jacket and Johnny trying to woo women (something that kids don't particularly care about) I do wonder if Johnny Bravo was ever meant to be a kids show.

    • @mattsopiratoso790
      @mattsopiratoso790 10 місяців тому +6

      @@wjzav1971 Very likely so, I actually disliked Johnny, when I was a kid.

    • @mudkipzuzu
      @mudkipzuzu 9 місяців тому +7

      As a kid it was mostly about being amused by the funny animations and movements he would make

    • @rufiredup90
      @rufiredup90 9 місяців тому +2

      I’ve loved Johnny Bravo for as long as I can remember 😂

  • @mcfrisko834
    @mcfrisko834 2 роки тому +589

    😂 Johnny Bravo will forever impress me with the way he just conjures up entire living room furniture sets while in the pursuit of game.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 2 роки тому +20

      Hey, it's all about cushy seats, baby!

  • @DialgaMarine3
    @DialgaMarine3 3 роки тому +18994

    I’ll never get it. Johnny is smoother than butter, but always gets rejected.

    • @Sceptillio133
      @Sceptillio133 3 роки тому +3982

      It's because he's too forward with the exact women who don't want any. (And he happens to run into all of them.)

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 роки тому +3441

      Imagine a huge guy manifesting out of no-where, grabbing you with both arms, and demanding a date.

    • @bogdanlulelaru858
      @bogdanlulelaru858 3 роки тому +2866

      @@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth sounds hot

    • @thoughtfuldevil6069
      @thoughtfuldevil6069 3 роки тому +2109

      In reality Johnny could probably get an equally clueless ditzy blonde to love him. As a kid, I kept waiting for the Valentine's Episode or Series Finale where that happened :/

    • @kilischwarzefalke4200
      @kilischwarzefalke4200 3 роки тому +293

      @@bogdanlulelaru858 Lmfao

  • @gilyahalom9150
    @gilyahalom9150 3 роки тому +4213

    "Not true, I've got opposable thumbs and everything!" holy shit, one of the most underrated lines in the show.

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 3 роки тому +44

      Exactly

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 2 роки тому +27

      Makes me kek even now,

    • @temutemacular
      @temutemacular 2 роки тому +81

      Same vibes as that banter in south park.
      "Are you just an asshole? Is that it?"
      "Am I just an asshole? Well, no, I got arms, and legs, and everything!"

    • @joshuasebsebe3919
      @joshuasebsebe3919 2 роки тому +2

      @@bourne8636 who voices sergeant Trixie?

    • @lexq-sm6lq
      @lexq-sm6lq Рік тому +2

      What does it mean?

  • @Lucero0709
    @Lucero0709 3 роки тому +688

    I love how this plays homage to Full Metal Jacket

    • @RueRyuzaki6
      @RueRyuzaki6 3 роки тому +82

      I can't believe how far I had to go down to find this comment.

    • @Lucero0709
      @Lucero0709 3 роки тому +12

      @@RueRyuzaki6 lmao

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 2 роки тому +35

      True... I mean, I watched the first 30 seconds and this was my very first thought!

    • @kuromifytheworld008
      @kuromifytheworld008 2 роки тому +2

      @@RueRyuzaki6 I only had to go through 7 comments to find this

    • @thotarojoestar3045
      @thotarojoestar3045 2 роки тому

      @@RueRyuzaki6 same

  • @shehryaraamir2608
    @shehryaraamir2608 10 місяців тому +34

    "Your name is Sister Mary Clueless. Please call me Mary" 😂😂

  • @aaronstevenson4136
    @aaronstevenson4136 3 роки тому +4932

    Well, she did say to try to overcome her, so she kinda set herself up for that. Lol!

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 3 роки тому +2180

    “Primordial ooze”
    Just gonna put that in a folder

    • @kaiserwenli3721
      @kaiserwenli3721 3 роки тому +45

      if a sergeant actually did that to a private she would be charged with assualt, and maybe slander

    • @ravenvalentine4919
      @ravenvalentine4919 3 роки тому +32

      apparently she is a biologist too lol

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 3 роки тому +16

      @@ravenvalentine4919 oh no...

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 3 роки тому +11

      best stop before THEY come!

    • @murraymarx5769
      @murraymarx5769 3 роки тому +1

      SHINJI

  • @Energieko
    @Energieko 3 роки тому +466

    The voice actress for Sergeant Trixie also does the hero Ashe for Overwatch. "Bob! Do something!" You can hear the similarities in the way Trixie yells.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 3 роки тому +77

      Jennifer Hale, right?

    • @TopGod97
      @TopGod97 3 роки тому +43

      Damn and she was Femshep in Mass effect what a legend.

    • @bigmeknurgle
      @bigmeknurgle 2 роки тому +8

      Thank you so much, I thought she sounded familiar and it was driving me crazy

    • @manupontheprecipice6254
      @manupontheprecipice6254 2 роки тому +12

      @@TopGod97
      That means she was Elena from Grandia II (Dreamcast game)! Holy shit!

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 2 роки тому

      Its that southish rough

  • @shadowashe7948
    @shadowashe7948 3 роки тому +557

    Friendly reminder that Cartoon Network used to be great.
    Second friendly reminder: Johnny's entire show has a sub-plot of him just trying to get laid.
    Miss those days

    • @asdf4evr
      @asdf4evr 3 роки тому +72

      SUB-plot!?

    • @kiel71092
      @kiel71092 2 роки тому +30

      Technically coming back to this.... Johnny never understood the concept of sex considering he was spoiled
      My guess is that he only seeks companionship and a serious relationship but he's an idiot when it comes to proper courtship especially in his day of age..

    • @dawnmana5876
      @dawnmana5876 2 роки тому +52

      @@kiel71092 scarily enough, Johnny did understand sex and wasnt a virgin (terrifying that he could find a desperate enough girl. Lol) In that episode where those women wanted to throw him into a volcano as a sacrifice, they thought he was a virgin. Him not being one made the volcano angrier.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 2 роки тому +26

      @@dawnmana5876 and the show creator did mention that offscreen moments johnny is popular we just see him at the times were he fails getting with the ladies

    • @michaelwoodard726
      @michaelwoodard726 2 роки тому +3

      When you get away with telling a joke 😜 down with wok.

  • @trevorburke8660
    @trevorburke8660 3 роки тому +10362

    Frankly I'm just impressed by two things. The fact that his sergeant has the last name Trixie and that Johnny knows a Sergeant is an NCM

    • @frankvalentich5410
      @frankvalentich5410 3 роки тому +681

      Yeah, most civillians would have no idea, unless the recruits here had an off-screen service knowledge lesson

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 3 роки тому +1105

      Johnny is shown to be randomly smart throughout the series.

    • @xpmon
      @xpmon 3 роки тому +345

      What is an NCM

    • @tmwk__
      @tmwk__ 3 роки тому +1668

      @@xpmon Non-Commissioned Mamacita.

    • @trevorburke8660
      @trevorburke8660 3 роки тому +753

      @@xpmon It means Non-Commissioned Member and it's basically all non officer rank military personnel.

  • @overfoxed
    @overfoxed 3 роки тому +3440

    I'm really starting to think this show made me like these kinds of women

    • @ferdinandbardamu.
      @ferdinandbardamu. 3 роки тому +119

      Haha me too

    • @Privatepyle69
      @Privatepyle69 3 роки тому +201

      I saw the drill instructor and since that day I've been wanting to join the military to boss people around💀

    • @chloechantal5017
      @chloechantal5017 3 роки тому +233

      This show made me like dumb hunks with muscles. I make my husband do Johnny Bravo impressions for me and flex 🤣

    • @marcusbullock630
      @marcusbullock630 3 роки тому +12

      I was just about to say this same thing lmao

    • @marcusbullock630
      @marcusbullock630 3 роки тому +31

      @@chloechantal5017 hahaha that's hilarious.

  • @mralexhernandez
    @mralexhernandez 2 роки тому +246

    My man Johnny literally joined the Army just to get some ass. And he went above and beyond! Much respect ✊🏻

    • @shaeby8123
      @shaeby8123 11 місяців тому +26

      Deserves a Medal of honor for going above and beyond the call of booty

  • @hadiferlan3760
    @hadiferlan3760 10 місяців тому +21

    Johnny Bravo and Sergeant Trixie is the inspiration of Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade relationship

  • @ratchet6909
    @ratchet6909 3 роки тому +735

    Love how his hair is so strong because of all the hair products he use.

    • @Toastcat890
      @Toastcat890 3 роки тому +44

      Dude 90s hair spritz made your hair harder than a rock especially if you used the extra strong hold.

    • @Joshua_N-A
      @Joshua_N-A 3 роки тому +12

      That big bottle of hair gel.

    • @taylorprice2067
      @taylorprice2067 2 роки тому +19

      Adamantium ain't got shit on Bravos hair.

    • @Shiro_47
      @Shiro_47 2 роки тому +20

      1:35 Strong enough against trimmers but weak against rejection

    • @thefunniestfarm4731
      @thefunniestfarm4731 2 роки тому

      @@koreansavior1059 Products advertised as "Hair Cement".

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 3 роки тому +4581

    Johnny is the most loveable goofball on the planet
    We must protect him at all costs

    • @kadelideepak
      @kadelideepak 3 роки тому +159

      Good luck trying..in todays time feminists would go crazy over this ...Johnny himself would be confused with the likes of Elliot page and crazy jenner

    • @ryu9123
      @ryu9123 3 роки тому +96

      @@kadelideepak Dude, I'm a feminist and i love Johnny a lot.

    • @evanluck1229
      @evanluck1229 3 роки тому +167

      @@ryu9123 They're talking about the toxic ones who don't understand what feminism actually means, and promote cancel culture and throw around false accusations. The toxic ones are the ones everyone unfortunately knows and remembers instead of the good ones

    • @AmishMicrowave
      @AmishMicrowave 3 роки тому +18

      @@ryu9123 yuck, feminists. Begone.

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 3 роки тому +34

      @@kadelideepak you’re the one who brought up feminism out of nowhere

  • @mickhernandez2665
    @mickhernandez2665 3 роки тому +599

    this show is a gem.. the humor is spot on..

    • @Zeragamba
      @Zeragamba 3 роки тому +6

      For the time this aired. Theses days not so much

    • @alandanger6285
      @alandanger6285 2 роки тому +35

      It's still spot on if you have humor.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 роки тому +7

      @@Zeragamba What are you talking about? The sergeant character is exactly the kind of feminist-pandering tool that's celebrated nowadays.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 роки тому

      @@alandanger6285 And you're not helping, sir.

    • @alandanger6285
      @alandanger6285 2 роки тому +1

      @@ARCtheCartoonMaster i helped 4 people that's enough of a good deed to me.

  • @RazorsharpLT
    @RazorsharpLT 2 роки тому +177

    "Please, call me Marry!"
    Fuck, that's the best comeback to an insult i've ever heard. If i was the sarge i would have busted my balls laughing

    • @joshuasebsebe3919
      @joshuasebsebe3919 2 роки тому

      Who voices sergeant Trixie?

    • @user-uj9eb4dm1k
      @user-uj9eb4dm1k 2 роки тому +7

      @@joshuasebsebe3919 Jennifer Hale

    • @joshuasebsebe3919
      @joshuasebsebe3919 2 роки тому +8

      @@user-uj9eb4dm1k oh yeah her she also voiced Sam from Totally spies Ivy from where in the world is carmen sandiego and Rivet from ratchet and clank rift apart

  • @gseric4721
    @gseric4721 3 роки тому +1061

    1:26 That's lowkey a smooth line right there, lol

    • @IV.Fourth
      @IV.Fourth 3 роки тому +46

      In reality i dont think that would be a really wise choice of words,but it depends from person to person xD

    • @kubbley_5277
      @kubbley_5277 3 роки тому +28

      Complementing battle scars is very hot

    • @flacocoque5712
      @flacocoque5712 3 роки тому +2

      Ik stay a teen ?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 2 роки тому

      Johnny isn't stupid, he's just horny lol.

    • @ohyoo1208
      @ohyoo1208 Рік тому +2

      I think he meant *those* kinds of battle scars.

  • @redith137
    @redith137 3 роки тому +1378

    "Non-commissioned mama" as a member of the E4 Mafia I approve of this joke for us veterans

  • @LordOfNothingreally
    @LordOfNothingreally 3 роки тому +70

    "Please...call me Mary" Holy shit, I haven't had a good belly laugh in some time. Was not expecting that!

  • @american_jackal5956
    @american_jackal5956 2 роки тому +51

    "Mama help! I'm trapped in bootcamp!" I felt that on a spiritual level.

  • @Warcodered01
    @Warcodered01 3 роки тому +805

    He's oddly perceptive at times with the NCO bit.

    • @breathstealer5486
      @breathstealer5486 3 роки тому +70

      I was just thinking that.actually one of the writers must have been in the service or had a parent in the service

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 3 роки тому +49

      A broken clock can be right twice a day.

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 3 роки тому +20

      @@breathstealer5486 maybe, I think it might just be a bit they like to do where he says some oddly intelligent things while acting completely idiotic.

    • @ispankedyourwaifu9705
      @ispankedyourwaifu9705 3 роки тому +22

      The px part is what got me

    • @severknight1143
      @severknight1143 3 роки тому +6

      @@ispankedyourwaifu9705 that they know what a px is is great. And the ncm haha they messed up on Instructor though. That's marines.

  • @unstablerupture6983
    @unstablerupture6983 3 роки тому +410

    1:20 that eyebrow raise had me dying

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 2 роки тому +105

    Jennifer Hale….as a Drill Instructor.
    *That’s absolutely god tier*

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 Рік тому +2

      I knew ive heard that voice before. Commander Shepard!

    • @viithlegion1387
      @viithlegion1387 Рік тому +3

      @@ladyselin35 *Nods "Shepard."

    • @claytoncondo3460
      @claytoncondo3460 Рік тому

      That’s actually perfect for Jennifer Hale

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi 3 роки тому +188

    I love the little nod to Full Metal Jacket’s character Sargent Hartman (God rest the actor’s soul) It’s my favorite war movie, even though it counts as an anti-war movie. I like this drill sergeant more because of the line and the nod.

    • @sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067
      @sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067 2 роки тому +13

      R lee Ermey he actually served in Vietnam

    • @lukaszkulwicki
      @lukaszkulwicki 2 роки тому +4

      Came here to comment about clear reference, it came out somebody already mentioned that a year ago :(

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu 2 роки тому +7

      Full Metal Jacket isn't really a war movie, nor an anti-war movie.
      It's a satire on the machinations of the war machine, and how humans function and get twisted in extreme conditions.
      Kubrick could have made a movie about a deadly Battle Royal event with extensive media coverage and it could have worked out similar.
      Vietnam, or any war for that matter, is only a setting.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Рік тому +2

      @@sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067 I think he was only supposed to be a consultant on the movie but Kubrick was so impressed with his antics (since the actor had been an actual drill sergeant) that he gave him the role and half his dialogue is improvised on the spot.

  • @manoftheusajones5147
    @manoftheusajones5147 4 роки тому +643

    Johnny will soon be arrested for harassing those foxy mama's.

    • @kimeraclan3135
      @kimeraclan3135 3 роки тому +69

      The police would go easy on him given how the ladies always kick Johnny's ass on a regular basis.

    • @enigmaedits1559
      @enigmaedits1559 3 роки тому +62

      He'd just go after the foxy mama police

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 3 роки тому +4

      Arrests only happen if the woman can't do worse on her own.

    • @zylnexxd842
      @zylnexxd842 2 роки тому +3

      @@noonenowhere877 says who?

    • @Enraged-vu2vb
      @Enraged-vu2vb 2 роки тому +5

      now that is one damn good looking drill seargent

  • @jhonmaverick9963
    @jhonmaverick9963 3 роки тому +320

    Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade in a nutshell.

  • @sillykanji
    @sillykanji 2 роки тому +53

    "You are the lowest form of life on the planet!"
    "Not true! I've got opposable thumbs and everything!"
    God this is top tier

  • @sida32123
    @sida32123 Рік тому +27

    The fact that Johnny knows about the PX and knows his rank structure makes this even funnier af

  • @jeromelancashire3278
    @jeromelancashire3278 3 роки тому +466

    So is this what would happen if Johnny CAGE was ripped.

    • @Hyperb2002
      @Hyperb2002 3 роки тому +12

      How does Earthrealm Special Forces training work?

    • @stoner63reflex65
      @stoner63reflex65 3 роки тому +1

      @@Hyperb2002 simple: go for the NUT PUNCH! 😂😂😂

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 Рік тому +1

      I though Johnny Cage was already ripped

    • @jeromelancashire3278
      @jeromelancashire3278 Рік тому

      @@titan133760 Comparing Johnny Cage to Johnny Bravo is like comparing Conor McGregor to Zyzz.

  • @katyhayhurst7806
    @katyhayhurst7806 3 роки тому +234

    That Sergeant Trixie makes Numbuh 86 (the Kids Next Door Head of Decommissioning) look like a damsel in distress. Btw, they’re both voiced by Jennifer Hale.

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 3 роки тому +20

      Femshep Jennifer Hale? No wonder I recognized the voice

    • @djprincegrandmasteryrjdalo2905
      @djprincegrandmasteryrjdalo2905 3 роки тому +2

      I know this is unrelated but if I’m not mistaken she’s also the voice actressfor zero suit and power suit Samus.

    • @derekkinzie6591
      @derekkinzie6591 3 роки тому

      Maybe she'll inject him with FOXDIE

    • @SirParanoidAndroid
      @SirParanoidAndroid 2 роки тому +1

      @@derekkinzie6591 nah she is preparing him for the attack against the reapers

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 роки тому +2

      Why does everyone think every female character is either a "damsel in distress" or a "badass action heroine"? Like... where does that place Daria, for example?

  • @yuushwo
    @yuushwo 3 роки тому +60

    The opposable thumbs joke was actually an uncharacteristically clever comeback by johnny

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 2 роки тому +14

      Well, Johnny isn't stupid per se, just ... kinda off.

  • @Rikegile
    @Rikegile 3 роки тому +93

    I could’ve sworn that was Grey Delisle who voiced Sergeant Trixie. Apparently, I was dead wrong, it was Jennifer Hale. She’s fantastic at voice acting a female sergeant

    • @claytoncondo3460
      @claytoncondo3460 Рік тому +14

      Both Jennifer Hale and Grey Delisle are beautiful voice actress

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 10 місяців тому +3

      Jennifer Hale was always so hilarious at doing voices like her!🤣

    • @Killer_Kotomibro
      @Killer_Kotomibro 5 місяців тому

      I suppose you could say that Johnny is her favorite maggot on the Citadel.

  • @thatrecord5313
    @thatrecord5313 3 роки тому +183

    I've never watched Johnny Bravo, but I have seen multiple snippets online. I must say, this seems like a really hilarious show.

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 3 роки тому +17

      It's one of the greats.

    • @bigmaxcc
      @bigmaxcc 3 роки тому +12

      You missed out

    • @thatrecord5313
      @thatrecord5313 3 роки тому +6

      @@bigmaxcc I'm sure I did...

    • @edtifa
      @edtifa 2 роки тому +1

      Shame only Season 1 and random other episodes ever made it to DVD in the U.S. Have to import like from Europe or Australia to get more of the series on DVD. It’s probably on HBO Max but it’s always great to have a physical item you can take anywhere.

    • @alexanderlapp5048
      @alexanderlapp5048 2 роки тому +2

      You need to see the episode of Scooby Doo with Johnny Bravo guest staring.

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 3 роки тому +62

    If Johnny can't get a girl with his smooth ass lines there's no hope for any of us.

    • @razor_ramon_
      @razor_ramon_ Рік тому +4

      They say he can, but "off-screen"

  • @GamerShyUncut
    @GamerShyUncut 3 роки тому +119

    Hair cutters: Can't cut hair
    Couch: Completely ruins his hairstyle

    • @djokealtena2538
      @djokealtena2538 2 роки тому +10

      It is a well known fact that couches and beds are able to fuck with that extra strong hairspray & gel.

    • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
      @MisterEvvvSymphoenix 2 роки тому

      Me: Skins couch, uses its hide as armour, roasts the cushion carcass and feasts upon it with my brethren 🤪😛🙂😐 ... wait, what're we talking about again?

    • @Awesomeisme7000
      @Awesomeisme7000 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair cutting the hair is not the same as moving/restyling the hair.

    • @liltay7628
      @liltay7628 10 місяців тому

      @@MisterEvvvSymphoenix How long could you ACTUALLY survive in the wild,Caveman?

    • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
      @MisterEvvvSymphoenix 10 місяців тому

      ​@@liltay7628 What are you responding to? I don't remember commenting here. 🤔😨 *What kind of frame of mind was I in to write a comment like THAT!?* Maybe they should make a rule against letting sleep-deprived UA-cam surfers comment on anything. So, uh 😅 ... unfortunately, I'm also sleep-deprived right now, so all I can say is it depends on how many couch cushions I have at the time, the quality of their make, and how well my brethren can pick up the slack ... and me, for that matter. What I'm trying to say is they're gonna have to carry me. Getting stuck with a team capable of carrying you always a pro gamer move. I'm a big believer in neutral drift over natural selection (basically, survival of the lucky, rather than survival of the fittest).
      🙂 Yeah, I think I should sleep now.

  • @Symphonia30
    @Symphonia30 7 місяців тому +4

    You gotta admire Johnny bravos persistence he never gives up on women

  • @harkaway9006
    @harkaway9006 Рік тому +26

    Can we just take a minute too appreciate how great Jen Hale is.

  • @jakkdlaw
    @jakkdlaw 3 роки тому +177

    Good old cartoons, how did we get to the point where we can't make things as good as this anymore.

    • @enigmaedits1559
      @enigmaedits1559 3 роки тому +21

      It makes adults feel bad that's why😂

    • @Qwerty-fy6fx
      @Qwerty-fy6fx 3 роки тому +4

      Check out close enough it’s pretty good

    • @bafi29
      @bafi29 3 роки тому +16

      Because we are old and can't enjoy new things anymore. 🤫

    • @HL-777-
      @HL-777- 3 роки тому +23

      It wen't wrong when the feminists got offended by everything

    • @enigmaedits1559
      @enigmaedits1559 3 роки тому +21

      @@HL-777- it went wrong when we started bending. everyone always didn't like something.

  • @oshi8994
    @oshi8994 Рік тому +8

    My nieces got me watching this show and I never stopped watching it! 😂

  • @SouthwesternEagle
    @SouthwesternEagle Рік тому +67

    Wow. Almost all of this went over my head in the late '90s. Now I see that it wasn't mindless randomness, but actually brilliant writing.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Рік тому +5

      I do wonder if Johnny Bravo was really meant for kids.

    • @Shekina-0
      @Shekina-0 11 місяців тому +3

      That's old cartoons for ya. What you described is literally newer cartoons.

    • @kosmosXcannon
      @kosmosXcannon 5 місяців тому

      @@Shekina-0 yeah we don't really get stuff anymore, like what we got with Harley Quinn in the Batman The Animated Series.

  • @DarkestKnight502
    @DarkestKnight502 3 роки тому +31

    I feel so old. I remember when this was a new episode.

  • @RTWLR
    @RTWLR 2 місяці тому +3

    "YOUR NAME IS SISTER MARY CLUELESS!"
    "Please, call me Mary."
    🤣🤣🤣Wake me up when my laughter ceases

  • @mikeystret9263
    @mikeystret9263 8 місяців тому +4

    Classic cartoons are the best

  • @astrealove2247
    @astrealove2247 2 роки тому +19

    Johnny Bravo is peak cartoon comedy.

  • @sethinneon
    @sethinneon 3 роки тому +33

    This cartoon is criminally underrated

  • @danielallyway
    @danielallyway 2 роки тому +11

    Johnny was the smoothest brother we knew!

  • @DavidVoxDem
    @DavidVoxDem 2 роки тому +14

    The voice actress is Jennifer Hale. She's been in like every cartoon and game from your childhood. She's also Commander Shepard and Ashe from Overwatch.

  • @roberttsmith6010
    @roberttsmith6010 3 роки тому +22

    His hair has plot armor! The most impenetrable body armor ever to exist.

  • @harpieclan1950
    @harpieclan1950 3 роки тому +182

    I’m watching all these now before he gets canceled it’s definitely coming

    • @Igor_054
      @Igor_054 3 роки тому +15

      No, it is not.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 3 роки тому +12

      I never watched the show, but I haven't actually seen him do anything that crosses a line.

    • @NightBlaze911
      @NightBlaze911 3 роки тому +4

      I'm calling to
      After pepe he's most likely next

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 3 роки тому +10

      @Hugh Mungus says the guy named Hugh Mungus? "IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?!"

    • @the_Haexler
      @the_Haexler 3 роки тому +8

      @Hindadubfing Official jonny bravo was allready often enough point of the discussion. Similar to pepe, it not really led to somethign as his dumb behavoir actualy fails him allt he time and thats the lesson to take. not that this is aceptabel behaviour.

  • @Tores444
    @Tores444 2 роки тому +7

    Gotta love how Johnny rolls with the punches no matter how he's treated

  • @Over9000Turtles
    @Over9000Turtles 3 роки тому +20

    Ahh yes, Johnny Cage trying to woo Sonya Blade in the early days with his $500 sunglasses.

    • @gk2370
      @gk2370 2 роки тому +3

      so true

  • @chadwickwhite6107
    @chadwickwhite6107 2 роки тому +5

    Johnny Bravo is the GREATEST CARTOON EVER MADE.

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 2 роки тому +5

    Im sensing a little bit of the "Full Metal Jacket" in this one
    :)

    • @socatoansoldier9984
      @socatoansoldier9984 9 днів тому

      She must be the sister that Sergeant Hartman was talking about, let’s hope she doesn’t get her own equivalent of Private Pyle, else she may end up getting shot dead in her chest.

  • @davidkolo
    @davidkolo 3 роки тому +22

    i love the attention to detail when they are sitting on the couch, he is way taller there because hes all torso lol

  • @TheMarioMen1
    @TheMarioMen1 3 роки тому +22

    New Lts coming in from the Academy even after they’re told not to hit on enlisted: “hey my little Non Commissioned mamacita” 😂

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 2 роки тому +17

    Ha, Sam's voice from Totally Spies is recognizable wherever she goes. 😂

  • @Mr-dead
    @Mr-dead 4 роки тому +66

    She say "son of.." nice Jennifer lol, i guess back in the 90 that wasn't much of a deal

    • @chochtopf8682
      @chochtopf8682 3 роки тому +7

      what so bad about "son of a brush salesman"?

    • @Mr-dead
      @Mr-dead 3 роки тому +1

      @@chochtopf8682 there isn't anything bad about it, but try to say it in today cartoons and people will say to you" your not allowed to say something like that"

    • @Crow-qm7zw
      @Crow-qm7zw 3 роки тому

      @@Mr-dead Uh, no? Cartoons got looser on swear words tbh, able to say stuff like "pissed." But they're definitely more politically correct.

    • @Mr-dead
      @Mr-dead 3 роки тому

      @@Crow-qm7zw but not in a kid's show

    • @Crow-qm7zw
      @Crow-qm7zw 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mr-dead I hear "son of a" in kids shows all the time in every era. Regular Show had characters saying "pissed off." It's really not a big deal. People today would be angry about Johnny harassing women, but nothing else.

  • @SouthPaw7_1776
    @SouthPaw7_1776 6 місяців тому +3

    My man's got that Bravo RIZZ!

  • @reymicroc
    @reymicroc 2 роки тому +9

    I love how he is inmune to rejection

  • @mumandubula1788
    @mumandubula1788 2 роки тому +12

    Sergeant Trixie: From now on you're sister Mary Clueless.
    Johnny: Please, call me Mary
    😂😂😂😂 boy is naturally smooth.

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 2 роки тому

      She was a funny riot!😂

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 роки тому +168

    So, is her last name coincidentally Trixie, or does she demand people to call her by her first name? Because the last one sounds more badass, like she went, "Yeah, my mom calls me Trixie. I can still turn you into a living pretzel."

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 3 роки тому +24

      Really digging that "cute nickname on a hardened person" theory

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 2 роки тому +2

      probably the last name is the contraction of Trimmed + Dixie:her ancestor was the only Dixie Trooper without a beard

    • @warlockpaladin2261
      @warlockpaladin2261 2 роки тому

      It would have to be her last name.

  • @Mike19737
    @Mike19737 6 місяців тому +4

    Thats the joke: Johnny is so confident but clueless at the same time. 😂😂

  • @Zollee_Squirrel
    @Zollee_Squirrel Рік тому +2

    I think evrybody was once a Johnny Bravo on his life.

  • @saintakins187
    @saintakins187 3 роки тому +32

    Johnny Bravo is that one dude that will take a figure of speech or a metaphor seriously.😂

  • @scarletspider119
    @scarletspider119 2 роки тому +7

    Wish I had Johnny's indestructible hair.

  • @Conwayy33
    @Conwayy33 3 роки тому +1073

    PC police better not touch my Johnny

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 роки тому +117

      When they that he has *"toxic masculinity"* , we'll just say "Nah fam, you mean CHAD AURA".

    • @banditkeith6479
      @banditkeith6479 3 роки тому +49

      Bet they'll harass the voice actor before they'll harass the creator. Also the creator is asian.

    • @funnyjokeman6175
      @funnyjokeman6175 3 роки тому +10

      twitter loves johnny bravo though

    • @Frustratedartist2
      @Frustratedartist2 3 роки тому +38

      Actually there are no "PC" comments here, just you being paranoid and republican (is there any difference really)

    • @banditkeith6479
      @banditkeith6479 3 роки тому +89

      @@Frustratedartist2 What if I told you that you don't have to vote republican or have any political affiliation to hate 'PC' culture. Japanese artists are getting attack for just making their character's skin lighter, people who drew Steven's mom thinner got death threats and freaking Apu from the simpson got remove because he's a white male voicing an indian character.

  • @djolo5140
    @djolo5140 2 роки тому +7

    Johnny is the smoothest man alive, all these girls just have plot armor against him, unfair really

  • @nicholasmorano9837
    @nicholasmorano9837 2 роки тому +6

    "Can I freshen your root beer?" I can't be the only one who got the connotation 😭

  • @greatsage1288
    @greatsage1288 2 роки тому +13

    I bet if Johnny just committed himself to one lovely lady, he'd win her over. He's got that long lasting charm and persistence.

    • @SanjiEastBlue
      @SanjiEastBlue 11 днів тому

      If I'm not mistaken, Heather was legit his perfect match. She's really beautiful, strong, smart, and has the same energy. Unfortunately, since she was a spy/secret agent, and often had many enemies after her, she decided to erase her from Johnny's memories so she doesn't put Johnny's life in danger whenever they're together. 😢

  • @roastingroyalty2630
    @roastingroyalty2630 3 роки тому +7

    It was the “how about we head over to the px” for me 😂😂😂

  • @SkateState-zw1md
    @SkateState-zw1md 9 місяців тому +2

    Haven't seen Jonhhy Bravo in a long time

  • @nintendogamer3227
    @nintendogamer3227 2 роки тому +3

    Jonny's illiteracy is showing, he must've thought the sign read BOOTY Camp.

  • @coninater
    @coninater 2 роки тому +7

    Ok, I can´t unheard it now. Johnny Bravo trying to put his moves on Femshep

  • @FriedRice3519
    @FriedRice3519 2 роки тому +2

    God i miss this show

  • @josephshow2527
    @josephshow2527 3 роки тому +5

    Johnny’s hair: literally indestructible
    Also Johnny’s hair: 1:37

  • @danielpleitez-martinez7638
    @danielpleitez-martinez7638 3 роки тому +7

    Johnny is hilarious bring him back

  • @JETZcorp
    @JETZcorp 2 роки тому +5

    I never realized JUST how much Full Metal Jacket was in this episode. It's... everything.

  • @rubeng370
    @rubeng370 Рік тому +2

    Love the Full Metal Jacket intro reference 👌 😅

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird Місяць тому +1

    The way she yelled Bravo. I love that delivery

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    0:15 JESUS CHRIST. no WONDER rhe pillair broke on his head in the Zirconium Incident

  • @daemonares4910
    @daemonares4910 11 місяців тому +4

    0:49
    "from now on your name is Sister Mary Clueless"
    "please, call me mary"
    .
    WTF HAHAHAAH!!!!!

  • @Pandora9508
    @Pandora9508 Рік тому +2

    Sergeant Trixie: aww do you want your mama? (sarcastically)
    Johnny: Mama, where, mama help...lol😂

  • @johnleonard9102
    @johnleonard9102 Рік тому +3

    I'm convinced that Johnny is a very chill Super Saiyan.
    His hair is blonde, always standing up, and can't be cut.
    He wears sunglasses so that people aren't intimidated by his inhuman cutting cyan eyes.
    And he's just so extremely durable.

  • @alfiona7951
    @alfiona7951 3 роки тому +24

    This show taught me about respect and dating. I wanted to grow up and be just like those tough girls. One of my favorite shows to date.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 роки тому +10

      So... you think it's okay to physically abuse men?

    • @admiralAlfonso9001
      @admiralAlfonso9001 4 місяці тому

      @@ARCtheCartoonMasterif that’s the message you got out of the comment you’re stupid

  • @thunderworks1107
    @thunderworks1107 2 роки тому +3

    Johnny is smoother than butter and his hair is stronger than steel!

  • @BoBBaB0oN
    @BoBBaB0oN 3 роки тому +2

    Johny Bravo's video been coming to my news feed a lot lately. This made me want to watch all of their episode.

  • @EricLing64
    @EricLing64 2 роки тому +4

    I think with the right encouragement Johnny could be turned into a perfect soldier.

  • @MadMan731
    @MadMan731 3 роки тому +4

    One of the best shows, ever.

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 2 роки тому +8

    He’s right about the thumbs though.
    Johnny: 1
    Trixie: 0

  • @lumenknight5673
    @lumenknight5673 9 місяців тому +2

    Johnny Bravo hit on everything with a pulse

  • @bagelnocat
    @bagelnocat Рік тому +7

    1:12 Me everytime a woman talks to me

  • @dylanthesea2976
    @dylanthesea2976 3 роки тому +7

    She's actually really nice to Johnny.