Genius, awesome. *EXPLOSION* Directed by Michael bay. Executive producer: Michael bay Sponsors: Burger King. And explosions Michael bay : played by Michael bay Explosion : played by Michael bay
I'm gonna miss the Bay TF movies. That new one was just a girl coming of age, dealing with teen drama, or whatever with Transformers in the background movie. That's all Travis Knight knows. Dont get me wrong though, I think Sam Witwicky was a completely unnecessary character. It should've been Tom Welling playing a less goofy Spike Witwicky with Brian Denehy as the dad. I know I spelled that last name wrong.
Okay, that Michael Bay one has to be the funniest commercial I have ever seen. I do hope he's joking though. Really, with Bay it could be serious. Anyways great video, Diamond Bolt. I laughed all the way through.
No no no, Optimus, you're ordering it wrong, what you should be saying is- I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINE'S, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER 45's, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA Optimus: *FINE*...
9:10 I had that Bumblebee when I was a kid. I had no idea what it was but I thought it was the coolest shit ever. About a year later I (no lie) threw it at the wall and screamed when I figured out that it was a Transformer and it didn't transform (i was about 4 at the time)
The reasons diamond bolt hates burger king is because they wouldn't except him into the company he's been salty ever since That pun was not intentional
When you said that there was Energeon commercial's I went and grabbed my real gas mask, it wasn't fake, it was a real gas mask, and it did its job well to protect me from the toxicity that was the Energeon commercial's.
Honestly, I'd rather watch this transformers battle than the one from the movies. Also, I had a really stressful day with breaking down. But seeing this video as well as your funny commentary, I smiled. Thank you for making me smile and calm me down from my stress.
I'd rather watch these commercials all day than watch a Michael Bay film, even the Burger King one had more action than the films! Seriously though, I burst out in tears every single commercial, so funny, keep up the good work
Michael Bay's commercial at 10:25 was by far "the best" compared to all of them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if he actually does have an exploding pool? That would be interesting to have at a pool party
5:00 "Rub up. I never want to hear that expression in my life." *"It's an Autobot"* "It's a bad actor!" 5:12 *"Spike and friends"* "Uh Spike, we have nam---" *"No you are Spike and friends now!"* Your commentary is friggin hilarious.
1:48 Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall. Megatron: This should be the end of you Prime! Optimus Prime shot Megatron. Megatron: Help I fell down and I can't get up!
I know this is years later but I had to mention this... The burger King add is even worse when you realize that Peter Cullen himself did Prime in it...
Many of the commercials are better of the original scenes. That's sad. Pathetic too. Also, that cybertron commercial in the beggining was better than the actual show. I am laughing my ass off of these videos. Oh, and Micheal Bay's Everything is Awesome.
To avoid spoilers for the movie, they substituted Sentinel Prime for Shockwave in that one Burger King commercial. You literally see Shockwave holding Sentinel’s shield in several shots of the commercial.
Your videos are so hilarious! My goodness! Also, why are the commercials for Energon better than the show? And why was that movie Shockwave fight better than the actually battle in the movie?
I love how everything in the Michael Bay commercial there were even explosions in that one. its like they are mocking bay.
Hello soundwave
No that’s just the truth
Soundwave oh no!!!!!!!
help me
Directed by Michael Bay
*Bay is self aware about his work. It's just he doesn't care about his gay angry fans*
There was more Shockwave in that one Burger King commercial than there was in the entirety of DOtM.
Genius, awesome. *EXPLOSION*
Directed by Michael bay.
Executive producer: Michael bay
Sponsors: Burger King. And explosions
Michael bay : played by Michael bay
Explosion : played by Michael bay
Nerissa Cheung "I am Michael Bay and this is my favorite commercial on the Citadel."
kabob 007 no you are not.
venturiantale Nightmare HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY HERE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR AND THOSE WHO MAKE MEMES!
Nerissa Cheung XD
@Pietro Mascagni Chris .P .Bacon
Hearing Optimus Prime say "Oh, come on!" Brings me life.
BatteryMaster Multiverse love your profile pic
BatteryMaster Multiverse 8:44
Right up there with "Sorry, my bad!"
I would have given him the whopper anyway.
You talked whit a person who sayed that "Why didnt starscream propuse to megatron".
Oh! So Bay is fully aware of his explosion fetish and even played it for comedy! And people say he's a bad guy!
Leni Likes Everything hai leni
I'm gonna miss the Bay TF movies. That new one was just a girl coming of age, dealing with teen drama, or whatever with Transformers in the background movie. That's all Travis Knight knows. Dont get me wrong though, I think Sam Witwicky was a completely unnecessary character. It should've been Tom Welling playing a less goofy Spike Witwicky with Brian Denehy as the dad. I know I spelled that last name wrong.
@@robertj.3383 The Transformers looked better atleast
and megan fox
That Michael Bay commercial sums up both his movies and his personality in less than 60 seconds. lol
Explosively bad
Bingo
LOL true
I texted my sister “HELP ITS MICHAEL BAY
Amen man!
"It's an Autobot!"
"It's a bad actor".
That honestly cracks me up, Savage AF.
Okay, that Michael Bay one has to be the funniest commercial I have ever seen. I do hope he's joking though. Really, with Bay it could be serious.
Anyways great video, Diamond Bolt. I laughed all the way through.
Victor Renoux Do his movies make it look like he’s joking?
Bingo
"The lunchables are gay!" Diamond bolt...that killed me.
Why'd you do that? My stomach hurts now
SideskullPlaysGames lol
Stamps is good just like you but he does not sound like a 13 year old
It wasn't very funny, it was just offensive to a lot if people.
same
@@rpmguy648 Offensive to *you* is what you mean.
That one with Michael Bay was actually awesome. Like you said, self awareness.
He sure loves explosions lol!
Also: "You cant tell if they are Autobots or Decepticons" Bolt: "Yeah, cause they look terrible" 😂😂 Gotta love ya 😂
No no no, Optimus, you're ordering it wrong, what you should be saying is- I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINE'S, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER 45's, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA
Optimus: *FINE*...
Lmao the fight between Optimus and Shockwave in the Burger king commercial was better than the one in the movie.
RandomFreakTube Hell he actually looks purple. In DOTM, you had to have the most perfect lighting to notice the shade of purple he has on.
RandomFreakTube suddenly the kids from the beast machines ad appear
Maxim Dzhigalyuk its already got product placement ready to go
true
RandomFreakTube love that account picture
I accidentally pressed like. I'm gonna leave it that way
"Hello this is *STAMPY* "
Diamond Bolt, buddy, these are just too funny. Every time you upload something, I go straight towards it.
YOO GHIACCHIO MY MAN
reunion
I coughed up my blood and my organs during the energon commercial
A pretty normal reaction to an energon related thing
tell me about it
"I'll be back optimus prime... when i hit puberty" how the hell do you come up with this lines my fucking lungs are destroyed
9:10 I had that Bumblebee when I was a kid. I had no idea what it was but I thought it was the coolest shit ever. About a year later I (no lie) threw it at the wall and screamed when I figured out that it was a Transformer and it didn't transform (i was about 4 at the time)
I had that to, my little brother destroyed it though lamo
Nickeem 8:43 this is my reaction when I get math homework
Dun-Dun-Dun Robots In Disguise Dun-Dun-Dun Transformers Throw Them At The Wall Dun-Dun-Dun Then They Transform Like Them
WonderCreek bumblebee needs mental help
Same.
You need a driver too
He's not giving the silent treatment
He's PISSED
The reasons diamond bolt hates burger king is because they wouldn't except him into the company he's been salty ever since
That pun was not intentional
lol accept*
Most Energon toy have the quality of the Transformers Armada show
But most of the Armada toys have the quality of Transformers Energon the show
Accurate af
Phat Boy both equally terrible
So true
I dunno. The Mini-Cons were good, like me!
Phat Boy if
“I wish I had those reflexes when my parents walked in on me watching anime” the best quote of the year
ULTRA MAGNUS, I'M IN TROUBLE
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
Hi I'm Spidey I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT NOW
R.I.P. my ears
ULlTtttTTTTTTRRRRA MAGNUUUUUUuS
Literally just like in ROTF when Sam yells OPTIMUS oOOOOOOOOOPTIMmuUUUUUUUS
Hi I'm Spidey "ILL BE RIGHT THERE"
When you said that there was Energeon commercial's I went and grabbed my real gas mask, it wasn't fake, it was a real gas mask, and it did its job well to protect me from the toxicity that was the Energeon commercial's.
I'M A BIDEO GAYMER
I'M A SKAYTE BORDER
I'M A chrangnsfomor!
Laurigi some kid:IM A GAY PERSON
I just came to the comments to say thank you for making my day better.
This video was not sponsored by Burger King.
Diamond Bolt thank you for making this
Diamond Bolt I still don't know why that depression bee that doesn't transform is in my house now lol
It was actually sponsored by Mcdonalds. What a twist!
Diamond Bolt really douche off Stampylonghead
the dragonlord king of dragons Well Stampy is really Megatron.
Hello this is STAMPY
Honestly, I'd rather watch this transformers battle than the one from the movies.
Also, I had a really stressful day with breaking down. But seeing this video as well as your funny commentary, I smiled.
Thank you for making me smile and calm me down from my stress.
Nadilla Sakinah
Is it canon that Optimus prefers burgers with no cheese or onions?
I'd rather watch these commercials all day than watch a Michael Bay film, even the Burger King one had more action than the films! Seriously though, I burst out in tears every single commercial, so funny, keep up the good work
i never laughed so hard when i saw the ultra magnus patch saying "crippling insecurities " love it (pray for minimus ambus)
I rubbed up that like button.
Ew
WaS iT A aUtObOt
I saw this and threw a competitive tf2 match, worth it.
Coming back to this video after seeing how much Diamondbolt has grown as a channel is both super cool, and also super funny.
Michael Bay's commercial at 10:25 was by far "the best" compared to all of them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if he actually does have an exploding pool? That would be interesting to have at a pool party
The Paladin it's awesome
9:30 "I have no words for this next one"
_proceeds to talk through it anyway_
11:10 its more shockwave screentime than the entire 3rd movie yay
optimus was waiting for laser tag
8:17 Killed me, I now have to live with the fact Optimus Prime himself ordered a whopper from Burger King
3:22 "you spin me right round, baby right round, like a record, baby, right round, round, round!
8:14 were they stalking peter when he went to Burger King?
Omg I could not stop laughing your commentary on the commercials was hilarious! You need to make another episode! 😀
Thank you for shitting on my childhood. No, seriously, you're hilarious and I love your videos.
you are such a riot. i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying. these are so funny, especially when you insert your 2sense
I died at the "life sized transformers" and the flashlight commercial
diamond bot is just hilarious
I know man! Love this guy to death!
Actor: It’s a Autobot!
Diamondbolt: It’s a bad Actor!
Actor: ....
A-ARE YO-YOU AN AUTOBOT? (WIPE WIPE, TOUCH TOUCH) 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Good Lord I'm never covering up my symbol just in case 😂😂😂😂😂
5:44
I don't have time to have crippling insecurities!
I want to party with Jazz and Thundercracker!
I think it was Skywarp.
@@bobbybrown1249 nope, it's thundercracker
Fools, it was starscream with a new paint job.
You mean music type memed to death and random seeker 22555
I'm sure they get along great
5:00 "Rub up. I never want to hear that expression in my life." *"It's an Autobot"* "It's a bad actor!"
5:12 *"Spike and friends"* "Uh Spike, we have nam---" *"No you are Spike and friends now!"*
Your commentary is friggin hilarious.
Spike and Friends Lol
This is gonna be Fun.
OMG BOLT-SENPAI LOVED MY COMMENT.
Who else wants to get the Shelby Pjackdas after watching that commercial?
Ultratech Chrisinator Ur both adopted!
The Joker Lol
6:45: Oh my slaggin' Primus! It's Romeo Prime, and Juli- tron!!!
I've never laughed so hard at commercials in my life. Keep up the good work I'm looking forward to more
1:48 Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: This should be the end of you Prime!
Optimus Prime shot Megatron.
Megatron: Help I fell down and I can't get up!
That commercial was awesome! Not gonna lie!
7:18 thought that man said Freeza for a second
I agree with Diamond Bolt that one with Michael Bay was the best even though I hate Michael Bay that one was the best
thats probably how michel bays life is irl
btw was epic voice guy in one of the bk commercials?
hello this is STAMPY!!!!
Kill me now
Ahhhhhhhhh
Megatron is killing creepers
The burger king ones though. I just cant. XD And I seriously loved how Micheal Bay himself dont take this shit seriously XD
- Dad, how do I get the girls?
- That's easy son! Wear Reflector Stickers on your whole body!
Thundercracker is bizarrely in-character at that party though.
Awesome = explosions
Wow you really like *MICHAEL BAY*
@@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084 he really most
@@melissaleslie5414
Heheh
-Soundwave
@@soundwaveelfurritobonito8084 what should we do with him ? -Screamstar
@@melissaleslie5414
Exterminate him????
Just a reminder that the Burger King robot has actual lore
Diamondbolt: 'sideburn'
kid: 'X-BRAWN!'
Diamondbolt: ''prowl'
XD
Cliffjumper and Huffer are so underrated. I wish they had a major role.
When you realize that Burger King made a better Optimus and Shockwave fight scene than the actual movie.
10:19 HE HAS A TIGER.........Bay, you are my F*****g Hero!!!!!!!
I know this is years later but I had to mention this... The burger King add is even worse when you realize that Peter Cullen himself did Prime in it...
Many of the commercials are better of the original scenes.
That's sad. Pathetic too.
Also, that cybertron commercial in the beggining was better than the actual show.
I am laughing my ass off of these videos.
Oh, and Micheal Bay's Everything is Awesome.
Alpha Seeker show these commercials to g1 purists and ask if g1 is still better.
Galaxy Force isn't that bad thou, and Cybertron was at least better than Armada and Energon
Yuri012 Armada had it's moments, but the Unicron Trilogy (all three shows) is very cringy at times.
Alpha Seeker I actually love Cybertron.
Dan the Pootis Bird Well, you're one happy critic.
I do like Cybertron. Mostly for the fights.
"The Transformers are crispy bacon."
-Diamond Bolt
6:25 girl:wii wann play de shelby pjackdas?
Girl's mom:ur both adopted
Me:LOL
To avoid spoilers for the movie, they substituted Sentinel Prime for Shockwave in that one Burger King commercial. You literally see Shockwave holding Sentinel’s shield in several shots of the commercial.
"Transformers are crispy bacon"
Still one of your best
I'm traumatized by the lunchables commercial ಠ_ಠ
atomic doomsday58 the lunchables are gay
eli iron delicious but cringe
8:15 "I changed my mind, give me your face."
I have watched this for the 6th time.
That Burger King had a more epic fight scene with shockwave than the actual DOTM movie.
Pretenders had shit commercials but the toys were...
Yeah, kinda shit still. But I love 'em.
9:08
Bumblebee clearly just watched either Energon or the Emoji Movie. You decide which is dumber.
3:55 thanks for scaring me and everybody else that have headphones on
10:05
"Hi, I'm Michael Bay, director of (unintelligible muttering) Transformers."
(Me): *"HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"*
Ohh yes one of my dreams came true part 2 hell yeah! Now part 3?
"what was Optimus just doing there? like was he just waiting for someone to open the door?...
11:29 Transformers are CRISPY BACON. XD
"Transformers are crispy bacon" I'm fucking dying 😂
"What the actual fu-." Diamond Bolt 2017
_side burn_
*X-BRAWN!*
_prowl_
You can tell which one of those kids are actually a Transformers fan. lol
Your videos are so hilarious! My goodness! Also, why are the commercials for Energon better than the show? And why was that movie Shockwave fight better than the actually battle in the movie?
4:34 are you, are you an autobot? We forgot to do the check!
I laugh so hard on your reactions you are the best
I love how shockwave was more powerful in a burger King add than the actual movie
How I imagine autobot soldiers when they are trying to find a decepticon in their group 4:34
3:50 i remembered a lot when i heard this i was in a daycare and we would watch stampylonghead videos on the smart board and i loved it.
6:37 is making me die of laughter
11:07 the sad thing is that Shockwave saw more action in this commercial than the movie
Hey Diamond Bolt
Transformers Energon
Rewatching this that Burger King ad had shockwave longer than dotm
Wait, you had to pull Pretender's arms off when you put them in their shells? That's stupid.